New ERP thread Drinking during the day edition >>2292015

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>>2294962
I can get behind this

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>>2294828
Oooooh!
I love building stuff, look at what I made once with a broken cat! It was blue!
I-I have to go make plans and blueprints for a tank mech!
>She runs off, yelling incoherent nonsense.

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>>2294962
Pass out somewhere else

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>>2294971
>klinks drinks with Father

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>>2294971
Get behind me, please :^)

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>>2294984
Just a drink to pass the time between classes Lelouch.

>>2294990
More green enters the fold!
Join a rock, a molten rock, and, uh...
Just those two I think.

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>>2294990
I would assume from the silly face that this is a joke...

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>>2294990
YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES
... I mean hi.

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>>2294993
Then goodluck with which ever you do...yeah

The fuck do you mean you'll kill me?
>He slowly backs up
You're just playing with me right?
(Peko)

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>>2294996
>>2295007
>>2295008
You're right.. it was really me, Loopy!

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>>2295025
That wasn't funny

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>>2295018
im the ultimate swordsman... i know how to handle it... now handle me
>she shoots him a sharp red glare

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>>2295012
Thank you Lelouch~

>>2295038
Ultimate swordsman huh, let's see you handle this sword
>unzips pants

>>2295053
You take over for me man

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>>2294976
Ooooo this is gonna be good
>Sits anxiously

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>>2295042
You...you're welcome..I was expecting you to be mad.

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(bitch peko is more popular that awkward peko apparently...)
>>2295053
that is more of a letter opener... but it will do
>she bends down and removes her bra, fondling the cock between her breasts

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Whatcha listenin' to, /erp/?

And don't go on and try to find the most obscure song you can to seem like you aren't "mainstream" Nobody cares!

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>>2295066
Not at all. Just whenever I see you I'm just finishing for the night. It's just a coincidence is all.

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>>2295074
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hajBdDM2qdg&nohtml5=False

>>2295074
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ifpBx2wFzR8

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>>2295074
I'm hipster as fuck

>>2295067
Could you maybe use your?
>He slowly gets harder as she continues to fondle her breasts

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>>2295075
You've been around each time I've showed up so far...?

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>>2295087
>she slowly starts to tit fuck him, sliding his cock between her soft large breasts, planting kisses on the head as it pops up
you want something else? what is your desire... letter opener?

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>>2295074
I don't listen to music.
Too noisy.
Good on you if you like a genre, though.

>>2295098
First of all, I'm a lot bigger than a let...
>He groans feeling the warmth of her lips on his sensitive head.
Your legs c-can we use them

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>>2295091
A few times yes. Not all the time. I don't always have time to post.

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>>2295154
my legs... you want inside me so soon? ... or is it my feet?
>she stands up in front of him, bending over to push her ass towards him as she peels the tights and thong from her skin

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>>2295164
Okay so you didn't..It's a good day to see you today isn't it!?

>>2295167
I meant you feet but how am I going to resist myself when you do something like that
> He grabs her ass and spreads it. He then begins grinding against her

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Didn't think these were the dead hours

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>>2295221
ah... anon ive never... you will be the first... in that hole...
>she rubs her ass against his cock... eager for the newer feeling

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>>2295234
Thank God for redbull I'd be out

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>>2295234
anytime before around 130 is usually dead, its double dead with DSIII

Did you know that king tiger tanks were made by Porsche? Hawt....

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>>2295295
Did you know that I have autism?

>>2295249
>He eagerly places the head of his cock against her ass hole. He begins pushing into her watching as a portion of his head disappears. He leans down to her ears
What's the matter I thought I was just a letter opener
>He thrust more into her his head slowly disappearing

>>2295293
1:30 in which timezone?

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>>2295304
ah... you are... not the largest but... ive never... had one in... that hole
>he can feel her as gripping him tight as she leans against a wall for support with a smile on her blushing face

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>>2295281
I'm not sure how to react to this

>>2295293
No kidding

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>>2295306
EST is a pretty standard time zone to use since it has 3/4 the important north american cities

>>2295301
Real autism or 4Chan autism...the next post will be based off if that answer
>tank

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>>2295234
DS3 release is only making silent time worse.

>>2295301
Why do you keep telling us?

>>2295322
I needed to wake up, I was here all night...so I chugged a nice redbull for my sleepy body
-wired tank

>>2295320
>annoyed at her response he pushes into her harder. Pinning her against the wall. His hands move up to her breast and gives them a squeeze

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>>2295341
Both
>>2295347
For attention

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I-I'm n-new to this so be gentle...

>>2295416
>Hotaru
dick status: MUH

>>2295432
h-heh

>>2295368
(got to head to work, sorry, I did warn I only had a few hours)

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>>2295416
>Hotaru
Pussy status : MUH

>>2295377
Well,
>4chan autism
Kys you weird ass cucky no sucky female...get a life you degenerated peice of animu trash
>real autism
I respect and value you as a person, I understand it's hard and you have my condolences
-tank

>>2295416
Let's see that pantyhose clad ass
>>2295441
That's fine. Have a good day
>>2295442
>Stocking
Dick status: MUH

>>2295416
Who the fuck are you

>>2295442
Not you again...
I-I still need rest. Go away

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>>2295471
r-rude!

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What are you looking at?

>>2295416
Hotaru, I need an expert's opinion on this.
I found this special candy that...well, it kinda smells like a squid. I'm a bit hesitant to taste it myself, and it's actually hard to reach for me too, so, I was hoping you could take a sample and see what it's like.

>>2295523
That body of yours~
I'm sorry but you're just enchanting

>>2295523
You know what I'm looking at
-Tank

>>2295432
would you want me to stroke your shaft?
>>2295533
I guess I could~

>>2295546
I would KILL to experience that. Yes, please!

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>>2295523
Another euro autist that avatars as a 2hu :^)

>>2295513
That didn't answer my question

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>>2295579
You're one to talk.
>>2295523

>>2295563
I'd step on your dick to make you cum loads

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>>2295594
I may have autism, but atleast I don't ava as a 2hu

>>2295594
>>2295618
AT LEAST IM NOT A EUROPOOR

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>>2295618
Instead you use these threads as a blog post like it's tumblr

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So I'm downloading black lagoon. For one very specific reason

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Do I need to distract you guys with upskirts again?

>>2295636
>blog post
Nigga I post as anonymous majority of the time

Since when did posting smug faces = blogposting

>>2295702
>Revy
We need one here...

>>2295710
Yes

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>>2295765
Sigh. Fine, here you go. Now stop fighting with eachother.

>>2295710
Maybe

>>2295710
What's upskirt?

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>>2295753
Since (You) came here.

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Can we not start a shitstorm? I would like to come back from work to people erping. Thank you
>Parsee at work

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Good morning and along those lines..
Yesterday sure was fun.

>>2295833
What do you mean? Everything is fine here

>>2295833
Speaking of
what are we listening to ERP?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xm-eXzMdfro

>>2295857
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TXqwZzB_T9M

>>2295848
Who the fuck are you?

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>>2295702
You're thinking about it? go right ahead I guess.

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>>2295857
Still nothing.
I do like a little synthwave, though.

>>2295870
Who the fuck are you?

>>2295890
Who the fuck is anyone here?

>>2295897
Who am I?

>>2295857
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e5IVCZGfVns&nohtml5=False

>>2295848
Just wondering, do you communicate outside of threads?

>>2295848
Miyafuji has a terrible sleep schedule.

Fix it!

>>2295871
My dick

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>>2295897
>I'm here; I want to slut but my replies will be slow...

>>2295955
Okay, but who the fuck are you?

>>2295955
It's better than the fan club bullshit that goes on more often than not, so go ahead.

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>>2295949
Want me to shoot it off for ya'?

>>2295955
(I don't particularly mind if your replies are slow or not. Wanna ERP?)

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>>2295904
A good Jackie Chan film.

>>2295940
Mm, not really.

>>2295947
What do you mean? If anything now it's more prime time orientated for here, again.. till I fix it.. again..

>>2295955
(It took me and Imano-chan for over 8 hours to finish our thing yesterday because of our slow replies all the time. Nothing to worry if your partner doesn't either.)

>>2295971
Depends on what you mean by shoot it off? I'm about to shoot already

>>2295988
Wow, somebody else who has seen that movie. Everyone I've talked to has never heard of it

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I want to have sex with socially-retarded jailbait

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>>2295996
Go ahead and finish then, you're so inclined to I'm sure.

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>>2295988
A good one? I got Ya

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>>2295871
hnnng

>>2296028
C-can you bend over and show off your jean shorts

>>2295702
Are you doing it to make Ragyolizabeth wet?

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One day without shooting my load... My cock's already going hard just thinking of doing it, no touching needed, mff..

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>>2296005
Films are a sort of hobby of mine, not so much recently but I've seen over thousand of them at least.
That film also has one of the raddest car stunts of all time with the spin and reverse into a parking space while getting chased by police.

>>2296031
Stop.

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>>2296046
>>2296054
Jesus, it's like you guys never seen a women before, this might be the booze and no sleep talking but here's a view.

>>2296061
>One day
>>2296061
>hard just thinking of doing it

That's fuckin pathetic.

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>>2296061
I don't remember feeling that last time you, uh, sat on my face and suffocated e

>>2296078
Holy shit...
Not a woman as sexy as yourself

>>2296061
Alright I get what you're saying but who the fuck are you?

>>2296078
That did the trick thank you

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>tfw Revy will never rape you and threaten to shoot you if you get a boner or cum too early

>>2296103
This is comin from a meme master

This is a good meme, I like it a whole lot, but don't run it into the ground. Stop posting it at every ava, it loses its power that way.

>>2296145
True. At this point it is close to being spam...and you know how Hiroshimoot feels about spam

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>>2296145
I will consider

>>2296086
Sup Peri, how are you?

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Is it a problem?

Thought it'd be fun to mess with for a while, you can re a se and edge a cock way better than a clit.

>>2296175
I'd love to edge your cock while fucking your ass

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>>2296100
My point still stands, at least you have the balls to confront even if it would be a loss.

>>2296120
Whatever..don't do me any favors this won't happen again.

>>2296135
This bitch just has some freak tastes don't ya?

>>2296103
What is this meme?

>>2296197
You bet I do. Im sure you are into a few crazy things too

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>>2296199
I just started saying it lots now it's a meme I guess

>>2296197
yup. my balls are packing

>>2295871
I didn't realize we already had one.
I'll just watch it for fun then

>>2296244
pretty sure this one is from HG. wont do anything lewd

>>2296056
Your obsession is worrying.

>>2296253
?

I'm obsessed with an ava but its neither of those

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>>2296261
aw thanks anon. youre so flattering

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>>2296165
Fine. I could complain , but eh...
Being here on job hours is starting to get me into trouble. Like today, I was late to work so now I got even more work!
>She takes a sip from her Starbucks coffee

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>>2296271
Pretty sure he meant me, Cell.

>>2296273
>Starbucks
fuckin sellout

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>>2296282
and im pretty sure youre full of shit!

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>>2296215
I ain't telling ya about my kinks...at least for now, what do you take me for some sorta' slut?

>>2296240
Of they are, don't be needing any blanks.

>>2296244
I haven't made my presence known, was doing getting more pics. you could do Balalaika, don't know if anyone would like her though, I do though.

>tfw no avafag waifu to swallow me whole

>>2296295
I take you for a lot of things, but a slut sure isnt one of them

>>2296273
That's not good. How long are you staying after?
Whatca drinking anyway?

>>2296291
In comparison to what?

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>>2296306
ummmm.....hello?

>>2296306
Cell is a couple of posts before yours.

>>2296320
Oh right...You gonna open up that tail just for me, Cell?

>>2296295
you dont need to worry about blanks. my gun fires premium rounds, every time. hopefully sometime later you can give it a testfire

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>>2296334
nope. im taken

>>2296011
I want to cuddle and have cookies with the bait. And maybe have her grind on me. I feel like her ass would be great.

>>2296344
(Well, I guess once with you was adventure enough~)

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>>2296356
Oh are you the guy that was using my wi-fi??

>>2296368
(That's right.)

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>>2296306
Umm.. hello?

Cell is a phony. I can suck you up whole ;)

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>>2296312
At least ya ain't got a death wish, you're smart.

>>2296336
Ya got some balls for sure, I'm starting to like you, I might take you on that offer.

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>>2295963
Kowan clears her throat to announce her identity to the anon in question

I am the child of the darkest depths

The great beast that claims both land and sea!

by my command the very heavens rain down lightning and fire!

I am your judgement

I am the reckoning!

I am Harbour Princess Kowan of the Abyssal Fleet!....


>>2295965
>If you really think so; I might be awful just to warn you

>>2295988
>Well they should I know so It should be fine. I once had an erp session that lasted three days becasue of various events...

>>2295976
>I've been wet for a good hour now so yeah, I'll let you approach me. I'm really horny but I am also pretty lazy

>>2296393
Im looking forward to it

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>>2296389
The fuck you going on about faggot?
>>2296377
muh nigga

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>>2296404
I may have seemed like I was giving you shit a few days ago but I like how you play her by the way. Just a shame you can't post more.

I'd lewd you even but I gotta go in to town in a bit.

>>2296393
Street smart maybe. What do you say we grab a drink or 4?

>>2296413
Go ahead, Master Cell, take me~.

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Somebody please get working on a Suzuki Rin folder.

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>>2296407
Ya better, it'll probably be the best thing that'll happen to ya.

>>2296417
How can I say no to a free drink, you got enough money? you hope your ass you better.

>>2296404
Okay I see, so what the fuck you want?

>>2296430
What's the difference between her and any other blonde bimbo?

>>2296404
>(lazy
Yeah, I know how you feel.)

Greetings... Kowan, was it?

>>2296431
Yeah I have enough for the two of us. So what are you having?

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>>2296404
Hi Sister~!

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>>2296404
>three days
Oh my..

>>2296430
Onsa first!

>>2296440
Blonde twintail tsuns with big breasts are incredibly rare. Also skintight bodysuits.

>>2296440
You can bend her over her bike and fuck her.
Or sit behind her on her bike having her riding in your lap while speeding down the highway.

>>2296468
She's not a tsun, she's just a stupid airhead in a big bike commercial.

>>2296431
>yfw too intimidated to even try

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>>2296468
>Blonde twintail tsuns with big breasts are incredibly rare.
I-is this a joke?

>>2296487
>single tail

and into the garbage it goes!

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>>2296450
What the hell do ya got? I ain't picky as long as it's beer or packs a big punch

>>2296482
Be a man, don't be a pencil dick.

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>>2296495
I wasn't talking about myself you silly dear.

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You know why I'm here.

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>>2296479
That's the sort of impression I kinda got of her from the first episode how she acted towards Onsa, but I need to get on second one today. Haven't read the manga.
They're all pretty much airheads with YuiChaika being the biggest.

>>2296487
N-no? Usually they're all flat like a washboard.

>>2296515
Understood.
>massages your feet

>>2296501
Bourbon good for you?
>I pour a glass and offer it to you?

>>2296515
I don't really

>>2296515
>not one off
RIP real dachi

>>2296501
I-I cant help my dick's pathetic stature :s

>>2296516
She's whatever the latest stupid joke in the commercial needs her to be really.

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>>2296516
Anyway, I want somebody to play stig-chan.
Ideally somebody really good so the whole mute thing ends up hilarious.

>>2296523
I'm Ron Burgundy?

>>2296516
miya is loli

>>2296501
I wanna get mouth raped by Remy at gun point!

>>2296543
he prefers scotch actually

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>>2296528
>:s

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>>2296551
>purple drake

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>>2296551
>>2296565
>Drake

>>2296550
Well yes, you are correct, and I presume you got the joke, so 10 points to Gryffindor.

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>>2296565
>Superior drake

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>>2296530
Mhm.

>>2296534
Didn't we have someone play a mute character at some point here? She could probably do it well but eh, chances are low.

>>2296544
I'm.. not?

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>>2296550
To my man

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>>2296523
Hmph.
>She swipes the glass.

It's good enough.

>>2296528
Ya got no spine, at least you forced yourself out of your pathetic shell. Have your balls even dropped boy huh!?

>>2296547
Do ya now? it's not as nice as you'll expect begging for it.

>>2296595
P-please don't tease me too much, I don't wanna lose my mind. I just wanna cream spunk down your throat.

>>2296595
w-well metaphorically they have... but they're not very big

>>2296595
>I pour myself a glass and down it. Then two more since I know you will be done with yours soon.
So, what brings you into this place? Thought you were in the South China sea.

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I'm getting an idea who should play Rin.

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>>2296662

>>2296637
*pour us two more

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>>2296414
>You made that clear, and I am glad that you did; seeing as how we are enemies though our RP might end up being a little... rough
>I hope you have fun in town though <3

>>2296432
"What I want is to use the skills I trained for months to obtain to defeat my enemies!" Kowan pushes them over on their back forcing them to take a seat. She rushes around frantically looking for something tossing things one way and more things another way. "Where is that damn disk at??" She mummers to herself aloud. Kowan stands above the confused and hopefully terrified Anon; a golden disk with a giant Jolly Roger adorned the part of the disk facing toward them, that their minds may be forced to think about what tortures lie in store for them

>>2296447
>I'm glad you understand
"Yes!" Kowan nods shyly, as she grabs for the few ship pieces that adorn her physique, reading the name on it aloud to the Anon. "Ko-Wan" She nods with much more confidence now completely sure that what her name was. "I'm sorry I'm a fairly new ship around here..." Kowan's pale face lights up a bright pink as she notices all the other ship girls mingling with ease"

>>2296451
"Oni!" Kowan's face brighten upon seeing the familiar and friendly face once again. Kowan's large hands wrap around Oni's head quickly burring her sister in her mounds of flesh; a big smiled adorned her normally dull face "I might be finally putting my training to good use!" Kowans lets Onis head free as she takes a heroic pose quite proud of her future feats

>>2296468
>Indeed

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I'm autistic

>>2296662
Who?

>>2296697
You're also
cute.

>>2296697
im going to shove my cock in your autistic mouth if you dont shut up

>>2296697
>tfw no megumin to rape after she uses a single spell

>>2296689
>massages your feet

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>>2296697
>kallen hands you a puzzle, a pack of dunkaroos and puts the land before time on for you, then leaves you to make a mess

Have fun little autist

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>>2296613
Ya got a death wish? what makes you think I'll even do that for you?

>>2296633
There's your problem no one wants a little bitch to stick their pecker in.
>She extends her pinky.

>>2296637
You don't know me and my whereabouts..
>She already finished her second mid sentence as she downs the last.
I'm here for relaxation, this is like a spa ain't it?

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>>2296741
>dunkaroos

>>2296689
Rubbing at his nape softly, he dons a small, warm grin, cheeks crimsoning slightly at her somewhat timid demeanor. "Ahah... That's perfectly fine," he reassures, holding up his free hand, waving it to and fro a little. "It's nice to meet you, Kowan." His waving hand darts forward and he tilts his head to a side. 'How cute,' he mulls in his thoughts.

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>>2296689
Ahh! did something happen to you!? you seem very happy about it!

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>>2296741
Nice tan...

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Someone say spa!!

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=H4wptBuM6zs

>>2296749
Sometimes....More often than not it just turns into an orgy at some kind of bar or something. And of course I know of you. Youre pretty famous
>I finish my second, pouring us each another

>>2296791
Hello doggo <3

>>2296749
yeah... m-most girls either leave or just laugh when they find out my dick is so small... And a ton of guys just call it cute. I-It might be the same size as your pinky... maybe a little bigger, I dont know

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>>2296876
>dives out the window

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>You will never be a bike.

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>>2296888
Why does everyone hate me

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>>2296796
And that's allowed? I've entered a strange..
>She instinctively drinks the glass before finishing her sentence.
people still hear things huh?

>>2296823
You're one of those sissy types huh?
>She upholsters one of her Berettas and aligns it near your groin, She gives you a dull expression.

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Hey boys~

You wanna feel some real chicken breast?

>>2296921
Please dear lord.

>>2296917
>Calls through the window
I dont hate you. I just dont want to get raped

>>2296921
Can we coat them in special sauce?

>>2296917
I literally just bought these new pants please don't

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>>2296921
That's a Blaziken...wait aren't you suppose to be in my box!?

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>>2296937
Well, whatcha waiting for?

>>2296959
As long as some of it gets injected inside me...
But where you put it is your call~

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>>2296941
Darky's not in the mood today so I'll have to settle with you~

>>2296961
Well you can take them off so I don't have to destroy them

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>>2296921
I don't know what you are...but fight me! You cannot handle this sexy tanko

>>2296919
Its very strange here...but fun.
>Finishing my third glass, my cheeks start to become rosy. I give us each one more, finishing the bottle.
What, you dont want people to hear about you?
>I ask as I look you over

>>2296995
W-what?! But I'm all the way out here? Uh-oh...
>Starts running away from the building and down the road

>>2296995
P-please don't m-make me! Can I just leave?
>He backs up slowly

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>>2296697
Fight me also autism girl...I will annihilate your soft ass with my irresistible tank body

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>>2297006
Kakatte kina~

>>2296989
Oh, I think I have a few ideas where it could go.
>Moving up closer to the fire chicken, he takes a few moments to feel over her muscles, already feeling the heat off her body.

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>>2297045

>>2296989
I'll take the invitation~
>he raises his arms and places his hands on her round lumps. Groping them softly, and lightly with a firm squeeze mixed in. A bulge in his pants begins to grow as he is filled with delight to be feeling such tender breasts.
Mmf~ they feel so light and fluffy Blaziken!

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Evening everyone, hope you've been fucking well since I was gone.

>>2297031
O-oh come on

GET BACK HERE

>>2297039
Look I'm giving you a chance to have it gentle, okay don't piss me off

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>>2296989
>>2296919
Woof~

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>>2297067
>picture

>>2297052
>sexy name hnnng
Shit! I can't let her affect me!
>loads main cannon
But those thighs ah! No!
Prepare yourself!

>>2297067
>>2297076
>you hear faintly from off in the distance
you already have oneeeeee

>>2297067
F-fuck...
>He starts to take off his pants
Please don't crush my cock with your foot again please
>His pants dropped to the floor

I want to take _____ out on a romantic date.

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>>2297068
>pets

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*sigh* Such a hectic day... I just wanna relax and unwind...

>>2297112
Kawai

>>2297112
Mika

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>>2297066
Hello!

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>>2297112
Your mom

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>>2297008
>She finishes the remainder in her glass.
Hah~!...it's not that I don't, I could careless what people think, I'm just surprised...even if I shouldn't be.
>She twirls her empty glass, squinting as she watches the left over of the bourbon.
..Thanks for the treat.

>>2297068
What are ya a dog?

>>2297112
I want to take renamon on a sexy romantic tank ride on the German countryside
-Guess who

>>2297112
karl

>>2297112
dominator

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>>2297118
>she massages you slowly
Then let me help!
>>2297117
>her tail wags a little
>>2297137
A kobold but close enough!

>>2297112
(You)

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>>2297054
>>2297065
>Beginning to feel their colder bodies and hands over my own fiery breasts, I ease back
Hmm, why stop there? You oughta just lean your head in and listen close~

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>>2297109
How about I squeeze it between my tits this time, since you're being a good boy~

>>2297112
You already know what I'm gonna put here

>>2297152
hey DMG I'm sorry

>>2297173
But you have tiny-ass tits

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>Do you...?" A moment of silence slips into the atmosphere, before he shatters it with his languid voice. "...like Teto, as well?!"
Well that was a funny little thing to wake up to.

Made me forget that I'm DS3-less for about a few minutes, I guess.

>>2297172
>faps to your abs

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>>2297162
Oh, thanks sweetie... Mmm, That feels divine...

>>2297172
>Still feeling over her muscular body, he leaned his head in to her cleavage, happily burying his head in for a few moments, already sporting a nicely sized bulge in his pants.
Damn, that's nice~

>>2297137
Oh it was my pleasure... Wanna go do something?
>I ask with my face turning deeper pink from all the alcohol

>>2297173
I guess that'd be nice
>He quickly throws his boxers off and walks towards you with his hardened cock out
Actually now that I think about it this will be amazing

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>>2297183
>>2297222
(that's just the picture)
Oh you think these are tiny?
>She pulls her shirt up, letting her plump mounds fall free, hanging from her chest and swaying slightly as she moves

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>>2296740
Transforms into boat mode Autobots roll out!

>>2296768
Kowan's blush fades as she see's how forgiving the Anon is, donning a smiles of her own "Not too many humans are so kind... towards an abyssal..." Kowan trails off. Taken aback by his kindness; a blush once again adorns her usually pale skin as they decide to deliver a sweet compliment onto her ears. The tall girl buries her warm pink face into the nape of the mans neck. Kowan's long cold arms wrap around them in a tight embrace; her rounded nails digging into his shoulders when her arms wrap fully around him. Kowan whispers into the Anons ear "T-thank you I hope you treat all the abyssals so kindly" Her hands start to naturally wander around the anons back their nails pressing against their skin just enough to send shivers up their spine

>>2296773
Kowan nods holding up the disk they had found for >>2296432 with the Jolly Roger on it "I might finally be able to test all the skills I learned from the Disk I borrowed from my sister" Unbeknownst to them both the disk was a porno and all the techniques and skills Kowan learned were just different positions, toys, and various other things"But enough about me, how are you faring oni?" Kowan asks Oni genuinely curious about how her sister feels

>>2297173
oh.. im not DMG, but I think youre cute

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>>2297184
I'm dedicated to making him denser than a black hole.

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>>2297162
Whatever the hell that is.

>>2297221
From the looks of ya, you can barley hold your liquor, do ya have anything in mind?

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>>2297254
Oh. Sorry then

>>2297245
Green sure is different to me
>He grabs them and starts to squeeze them playfully

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>>2297188
>I start to giggle lovingly towards you
Not easy being built like a brickhouse, huh~?

>>2297212
>I moan softly, letting the anon's head bury itself between my cleavage and under my long feathered chest
Do you hear my heart calling out to you?

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>>2297265
Why must you get on when I am going to sleep?

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>>2297246
Well...
>She blinks a little.
I'm good, I got married to another boat named Ashigara! it sort of just happened one night..I'm a bit tired but I am happy..that's my life right now! I hope those skills will become useful.

>>2297264
>I sway a little in my chair
Me? Aw no Im fine. This little bit is nothing.
...Well I have a few things in mind. Maybe I could see a little more of the famous Revy
>You notice my eyes drifting down towards your chest

>>2297152
I went on a date with her once! Best time ever