/sug/ - Steven Universe General Bad Gems Edition >NEW

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>>2290962

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Even the guy who made the thread isn't posting, dead hours as fuck.

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>>2290972
I'm not the guy who made the thread, but I'm here with you

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>>2290980
I'm just gonna empty my folder a bit while it's quiet anyway.

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>>2290987
I'll post some Lapis to join you then I suppose.

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>>2290944
Pearl is cute.
CUTE!

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Lady of the sea, happy as can be

Can't help but wonder if she'd be happier with me

I grown to like or appreciate paddles....thanks a lot.

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Not cropped.
Not by me anyway.
>>2291029
Embrace it.

>>2291029
No problem, anon

>>2291032
I wouldn't mind nice jasper paddle art

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Okay I'm done.

sdfsdfsdfs

>>2291067
Exsqueeze me?

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>>2291064
Good pictures

>>2291087
Thanks man. I try to only post stuff people will like.
There's not much point in posting it if they won't.

what's /sug/'s favorite anime ? for those of you who don't apply what color dildo would you want ?

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>>2291098
I feel like it's therapeutic, gives you something to do and something to share with people

But eh, what do I know

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ibhfDaORBFI&nohtml5=False

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>>2290944
Guys! What happened to the Attack The Light OST? It used to be here and I need to download it again.

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>>2291101
A lapis one

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I should start writing stories again

I counted Crew art for these two. Because.

>Jasper
44 (9 are Zuke)
>Lapis
35 + 47~ Zukes

niggers tongue my anus

>>2291195
Ah, forgot to count the Lapis cameos in the high school AU Hilary does (Jasper doesn't appear)

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here's amethyst!

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heeeeeey guuuuuys

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>>2291315

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https://www.skidrow-games.com/dark-souls-iii-codex/

Hey /sug/, I hope you guys have fun.

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>>2291345

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>>2291370

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can we get a show of hands for how many people ship this shit?

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>>2290944
Thread needs peributt

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Would you share a cig with Pearl?

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>>2291392
me

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>>2291140

I have it on my computer, let me reupload it.

>>2291426
Thanks man, do you mind if I add it to the OP next thread? It's a really good soundtrack and I think it deserves to be there.

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>>2291392
Oh totally, without question

What do you think would make Amethyst say that? (Old)

http://ianjq.tumblr.com/post/76263334027/ste-am

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>>2291392
I prefer this ship.

>>2291392
Horse shit to be exact.

>>2291498
TAP DANCING

>>2291513
Anon, why so you have to hate all ships?

>>2291440

I don't mind at all.

>https://mega.nz/#!skFhlLLL!j4TvEr4CTLTUQpaI8IAZX3ttcEYP6xNKypW7Bbusyrw

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>>2291392
Beach summer fun buddies for life
Hope Steven can rekindle the fire and life in her eyes

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>>2291662
Believe in Steven

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>>2291578
>that last track

Fucking great.

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>>2290159
Done

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I was trying to sleep but had to get up and add a bunch of ideas to my notepad document of future chapter ideas.
I may have a problem.
>>2291719
Thanks a lot, man. Wasn't expecting anything so soon.
The looks on their faces are great.

rare, now deleted. by the girlfriend (?) of Amber

https://web.archive.org/web/20151023203456/http://stylishandillegal.tumblr.com/post/124716024980/no-children

>>2291719
Wow wow wow great job!

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>>2291685

Shame that the tracks aren't done by Aivi & Surasshu, that would've sealed the deal.

And yes, the artist tag is incorrect. That's an error from the original upload that I haven't been bothered to correct.

>>2291719
Well drawn. Good job.

If Steven and Peridot had a kid, what would he/she look like?

>>2291864

>>2291028

>>2291765
I think they're really good, SU has some really beautiful music.

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peri ate too many sweets
what do

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>eBay order is still sitting on "Shipping Label Created" when the shipping number is entered into USPS's Tracking page.

Yecch, makes me want to reconsider buying and selling with 'em...

But the purchase was made with the intent to resell, so I can only blame myself for this.

>>2291968

It's good for an tablet/phone game, I'll give you that. Unchained X's music is also good and that was technically released back in 2015. And even then, the new tracks from Unchained X are from the browser version that was released in 2013.

>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j96_Ob7Adko
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zta231bb6wA

But to be fair, Unchained X and X were both developed by SE.

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>>2292030
Choke her to prevent her from eating more.

>>2291008
i want to sleep between her thighs

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>>2292107
Steven will.

>>2292128
I ship them

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>>2291905
So, pretty much their fusion?

>>2291008
I love the way scribble draws hip lines

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Until all of the lights go out

Does Steven have a penis?

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You come home and find this awaiting you in your bed.
What do you do?

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Done, someone asked for this. I'm starting to doze off...

>>2292308
Kiss her tummy.

>>2292315
amazing

>>2292308
Ask how she got her eye-liner so perfect. And rub her abdominals.

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>>2292330
>>2292318
I concur.
Pearl's stomach must be smooth as fuck

>>2292324
Thanks

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>>2292353
She's a fighter anon, she may be skinny but she's probably toned as fuck.

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>>2292279

Which ones? These things will still be here even after all of the lights in the sky go out, so even then you're not safe.

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>>2292382
>ywn get swole with poil
Just end me.

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>>2292308
Steven would sleep with her.

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>>2292403
In a lewd way?

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>>2292397
>Pearl will never make you a proper balanced breakfast to help you get fit

I just want to get strong, in the real way!

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>>2292414
Maybe.

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>>2290958
1st or 2nd outfit.

>>2292418
>That comic where the Crystal Gems try to bake a birthday cake for Steven

That just showed us that Pearl can't tell the difference between macronutrient and micronutrient.

>>2292436
What's the difference?

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Good morning /sug/

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>>2292450

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>>2292450
Morning to you.

>>2292438

Turns out my understanding was fucked up as well. There's also macrominerals and microminerals along with macronutrients and micronutrients.

>https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Nutrient
>https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Micronutrient

And here's are a couple of lists.

>https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_micronutrients
>https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_macronutrients

The general rule of thumb is that if the human body needs less than 100 milligrams of a certain substance a day to function properly, then it's a micronutrient. If the need is larger than 100 milligrams a day, then it's a macronutrient.

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>>2292450
Good Morning! You're up early!

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>>2292476
Yup! Just one of those days.

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How long did it take for Pearl to start liking Steven?

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Are they going to make another game? Did ATL sell well?

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>>2292493
Well there's that one bitch that keeps trying to get them to make that pixel art game
Right now, I'd say doubtful, just because it doesn't seem like something Sugar is super into. I remember hearing a while back, the reason it took so long for Merch to come out was because Sugar was so against it; but not sure how true that is.

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>>2292492
She liked him as small and probably always had some affection for him, since he had Rose's gem.

>>2292493
I'd love for another RPG to come out. Or a cuhrazy Character-Action Fighting game made by Platinum.

>>2292493

I believe that the developers mentioned on their Tumblr page that they have a game in the works that'll "make AtL fans happy", so there's a chance that we'll get one.

>Did ATL sell well?

Probably, I remember hearing that AtL was available fro free via Starbucks' "App of the Week" promotion at some point.

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ok, but we all agree that connie is definitely for sexual right?

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>>2292539
>fro
*for

I need some coffee.

And yes, it's WAY too late for coffee where I am, it's 1:30 AM over here.

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>>2292520
>platinum
>not itsuno

I will admit, Platinum is much more likely since they seem to be THE guys you hire if you want a quick game that's okay to great on a budget.

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>>2292557
Maybe in 6 years.

>>2292578
I don't know who Itsuno is, I'm only familiar with Platinum and Capcom

>>2292583
He worked for Capcom back when they were Capgods and directed DMC 3 and 4, the games that put cuhrayzee and stylish games on the map.

Unfortunately the genre's dying even with DMC4:SE, hopefully DMC 5 will renew peoples interest in it and spark a new wave of games.

>>2292606
Doesn't he work for Platinum? Or is that someone else?

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>>2292581
but anon, she's perfect right now. she's almost 13. she just hit puberty. now has libido and a nice body shape, but also stills flat and delicate. how can you ignore that

>>2292641
No that was Kamiya, he made the first DMC and then Itsuno was put in charge of the following games. DMC2 was bad because they were fumbling but DMC3 is great taking elements from DMC2 that worked well and improving them in every way.

DMC4 was what absolutely perfected the style and combo system although it's an unfinished game which is why you go through the levels and fight the same same bosses twice as Dante.

>>2292651
She's not of legal age.

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>>2292651
How can you not...

>>2292539
i got it for free. a few weeks ago. the game is fun, but maybe a bit too easy

>>2292656
Ah alright, I've not actually played many Character-Action Fighting games, pretty sure they can be counted on one hand (Bayonetta 2, Metal Gear Rising, DMC: Devil May Cry (it was the cheapest out of all the DMC games during a sale)).

>>2292514
PUMPKIN BUTT

(this got me in the last simulator so it better get me in the next one)

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>>2292144

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>>2292671
>DMC: Devil May Cry

Oh you poor thing, you had to play that piece of shit instead of a proper DMC game.

>>2292679
Is it really that bad? I kind of like it.

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>Playing Super Smash Bros. for Wii U.
>Play on the Miiverse stage.
>Those comments.

I keep losing faith in humanity whenever I see these types of things, I should just stop playing vidya games entirely.

Although I am shocked with the lack of SU-themed posts, I saw a ton last time I fired up Splatoon.

>>2292665

I haven't even touched it yet, I have no idea what's stopping me from actually playing it.

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Quiet night on the ole flockdraw

>>2292688
Did you buy the special edition? That fixed most of the glaring issues, although the game is still a pretty shit game.

Have you noticed just how easy it is to get a SSS? Or the colour coded enemies?

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>>2292658
she's a cartoon character
>>2292660
she's a qt, how could i?

>>2292699
I bought the game on Steam, with all the DLCs.

>>2292676
http://imgur.com/a/EFdES

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Would you play a vidya about Bloople's fight for freedom?

>>2292817
The ending climax has her lose her humanity and become the Slinker.

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2Ar9aHGuduY

>>2292829
So your saying that Steven should've been the one to fill her dark soul with LLLiiiiiIIGhhhT!

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Will she ever give him drawing lessons?

>>2292874
>drawing lessons
What do you mean by "drawing lessons"?

>>2292874
I wish Pearl would give me drawing lessons, I bet she would be a good teacher.

>>2292874
pearl is looking abstract as fuck

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>>2292884
Steven needs to improve his drawing skills, don't bully him.

>>2292966
Can you make a version that replaces "/sug/" with "Your post"?

>>2292999
Ok.

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Cotton Candy Garnet is cute as fuck.

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It's my party, and I'll cry if I want to

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>>2292999

>>2293093
Thank you!

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I want Amethyst to twerk on my face with her sweaty ass cheeks

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>>2293111
Why would anyone want that?

>>2293111
>[muffled vomiting noises]

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It's so weird having this many days off in a row. At least I can spend them on /sug/

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This is Garnet.

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>>2293262
Yes, we'll be here!

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Is this your card?

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>>2293294
Yes, amazing!

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Some say we've given up the ghost

>>2293294
>>2293302
Would Steven suck her dick?

>>2293342
Anon would.

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>>2293333
Fuck it's you I hate the most

Kakyoin dies

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Peri a qt

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>>229340
Indeed

>>2291498
>http://ianjq.tumblr.com/post/76263334027/ste-am
musical episode

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He is the night

So does Alexandrite have a unique weapon of her own?

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>>2291405

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>>2293463
Is he a vampire?

>>2293463
>Vampire Steven
But didn't he recently become a Christian?

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>>2293471
He can be whoever he wants to be

>>2293475
Wasn't there a super hero, who was a Vampire and a Christian, and at the end of the world other Christian Super Heroes were participating in a church service and he withstood the burning of being in the building because it meant that much to him?

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>>2293471
>VamPearl will never turn you into a vampire and let you serve her around the castle

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Busy today /sug/ so I'll likely continue my doodles tomorrow

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>>2293482
>Wasn't there a super hero, who was a Vampire and a Christian, and at the end of the world other Christian Super Heroes were participating in a church service and he withstood the burning of being in the building because it meant that much to him?

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>>2293475
Yes he did.

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>>2293494
No, I mean, maybe? I just remember this happening in some anthology I was reading when I was 15 or so. I think that it might have been one of DC's multiverse collapses or something.

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>>2293507
>33 Minutes ago

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Post dancing gems

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Reminder that Steven is a dick.

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>>2293705
Well what else is new

>>2293719
stocks are high

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>2 more months of hiatus

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>>2293812
> 2 more months of hiatus

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>>2293826
>2 more months till we're back, baby!

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>Waiting for someone to post

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Does anyone else go to 7/11 in the middle of the night and talk to the cashier in hopes of having sex with her or am I just really pathetic?

>>2293891
It depends, did you get any action?

>>2293891
You are absurdly pathetic anon.

Hi I'm new

>>2293914
good for you, now post funny pics, complain about the hiatus, or leave.

Is Steven a virgin?

>>2293914
Hi new, I'm dad.

Lurk more and shut up.

>>2293914
Hello.
How new are you?

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>>2293891
She probably just sees you as a regular, anon. That's how I see all my reoccurring customers, even the ones I think are flirting with me.

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>>2293929

>>2293912
I ate out the previous cashier in the backroom before she was fired for stealing. I'm hoping lightning will strike twice with the new one, plus she's hotter so that's a plus.

>>2293920
How about no?
>>2293925
My dad does not go on 4chan
>>2293928
Personal information

>>2293938
Did you eating out the previous cashier have anything to do with her stealing?

>>2293938
Well you aren't that pathetic in my eyes then and lets hope that you'll get some more backroom action in the future.

>>2293948
I hope not.

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have some fusions

Jesu, sorry if all you newfag a are in school doing work but come on and post you ducking faggs

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>>2293981
and some chibi dragons

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>>2293891
Follow your dreams!

>>2293984
But I want to play video games, I can't do both.

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>>2293987

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>>2293997
and real dragons

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>>2293949
I hope too. I've gotten close enough that we smoke outside on her breaks, I'm hoping to get to mutual hands down pants by the end of next week.

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How many of you guys smoke?

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>>2294056
Not me; the first of my Mom's children not to.

>>2294056
Everybody here is underage and retarded. So I'm betting nobody.

>>2294056
Those smokes will make you choke.

>>2294056
I don't, I have asthma.

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>>2294064
Should I feel old for not being underage?

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>>2291227
Goodmorning sug
Is the lapis spam treating you well today?

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>>2291662

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>>2293430

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>>2294056

>>2294142
Yes. Might as well be a pedo

>>2291719
kill yourself

>>2292315
kill yourself

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>>2294056
All forms of drug use are bad.

>>2294006
>>2293938
Anon, what is it like to eat out a woman, just curious.

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>>2294061
Why is Lion/Peridot the best OTP?

>>2294209
But Lion can't fug Peridot, it's forbidden

>>2294198
It's weird man. You just kind of stick your tongue in her and do motions that you hope she likes, sucking on her clit is a good way to make her enjoy it.

Really you just have to hope for the best.

>>2294167
what haves to do with feeling old?

>>2294234
Does her vag taste weird or anything?
I tried to do it once but i got a awful taste out of it but maybe thats because she doesn't really clean down there.

>>2294247
Shut up

>>2294271
No she tasted good, it was just weird because that was the only time I've eaten a girl out and she was extremely quiet before she came.

But I think she enjoyed it a lot because we cuddled for ten minutes before she had to close.

The things you find >>>/u/1986516

>>2294322
hnnnnnnng

>>2292651
kys

>>2294169
>>2294181

What's your problem?

>>2294310
>cuddled for ten minutes before she had to close
She sounds really sweet. I hope you find her again Anon and maybe take her out to dinner or something.

Really envy you.

>>2294289
no seriously
feeling old = pedo? wtf

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>>2294357
Nah we ended the relationship after she returned the favour because we liked being friends more than lovers.

We're best friends now and we even got Leather jackets that match to go out on the town wearing.

If you want a really good friend /sug/, just eat out a girl who works at a gas station.

>>2294343
People posting images from phones that fuck the images up

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>>2294411
But what if I want a best friend whose a guy?
Do I gotta literally suck his dick for instant bro status?

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>>2294435
Probably

>>2294435
Nothing gay about a bro-job

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NEW THREAD WHEN

jk just woke up and they're already at it, asking people to kill themselves, some guy teaching how to eat a girl and the Lapis poster, wow

can we post so quartzes, for a change?
>hard mode: no Rose

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>>2294454

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>>2294454

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>>2294454
But Rose activates my hard mode.

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>>2294454
Best quartz right here

>>2294411
But i am not that attractive enough to ask a woman if she wants to be eatten out of the blue.

Also that sounds really sweet, hope you two have a great friendship

>>2294472
I know this is old but Jasper literally did nothing wrong in Chille Tid. Rude.

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>>2294460

>>2294495
Anon shhh! Do you want the thread long arguments to happen again?

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>>2294454
Here you go, best Quartz.
>>2294484
Is she really a Quartz? Does she count since she's a fusion?

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>>2294499

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>>2294524
I almost have no Amethyst art here, fuck......

>>2294514
There's nothing controversial about what I said.

>>2294515
>People still complain about artwork with long haired Steven.
Why? He's just keeping up family tradition.

>>2294571
Who is complaining?
Can you imagine an Universe without long hair? Because I sure cannot

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>>2294551
>you will never be a homeworld gem in charge of looking over all the quartzes that are produced
>you will never feel all over every quartz to make sure they're all in top condition

>>2294198
Not him but when I eat girls out, their hips kinda buck and they pull my hair and stuff like that. My tongue gets tired sometimes. Also get used to having your head squeezed like it is in a nutcracker if you make her cum. The tast is hard to describe. People say it tastes like milk and coins, I can't disagree with that.

>>2294418
ok. Well I pulled the images up on my laptop, they look fine. What's ha-pending on your end?

>>2294056
Just weed.

>>2294599
So is eating a woman out one of her prefered things or is it like a blowjob, something you do for the other person because you like them?

Also who asks to eat her out first? Her or you?

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>>2294056
Not me, no drugs
but I sure should because life fucking sucks too much to go on raw

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>>2294454

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I don't wanna make this phone call

>>2294690
Then don't

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>>2294699
I gotta

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>>2294710
But hear me out.
What if you don't.

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>>2294725
Then all the other phone calls were for not and I get no where.

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anyone +25 here?
>How does it feels to be a complete failure in life? You have a shitty dead-end job or no job at all, you have no partner because you're a freak, you have no friends anymore, you don't have to courage to end it all and you hold onto a kid's show as if your life depend on it (which is true)

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>>2294710
You gotta do what you gotta do.
>>2294454

>>2294746
Projecting?

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>>2294454
I've been spending the last hour working on my Fallout 4 settlements. Never thought I'd ever do that.

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Got a voicemail. NOW I CAN'T TAKE A SHOWER LIKE I WANTED BECAUSE I HAVE TO WAIT FOR HIM TO CALL BACK.
Why tell me to call at a specific time if you are not available at that time?

>>2294781
I never could get into the settlements. Actually, I never beat the game thinking about it. I got 30+ hours in though.

>>2294649
Well the last girl I ate out really wanted it as foreplay to get good and slippery, but she wants to cum while I'm fucking her.

It's something that I do because I want her to feel good. As far as initiating, I usually initiate by grabbing her breasts and playing with her nipples, then licking on them and sucking them for a bit. Then I start using my fingers to play with her pussy a bit. Usually she asks me if I could lick it for her but if she's shaved down there, I'll usually do that on my own. I don't really like it when women dont shave their snatch. Anyhow, after licking her for a while, she usually is like "do you have some condoms?" But I'm always prepared.

>>2294599
Save digital images in png

>>2294798
Sounds really intimate and fun.

Does she do the same with the teasing and hugging with you when she wants to blow you?

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>>2294746
>no job at all
>no partner because I focused on school more than love life
>I have enough friends to justify a good life
>I could end it all and I did just have an exietencial crisis, but I got over it and got a new resolve to living
>a children's show is a part of my life, but it's not a critical junction of my life

I'm only 1/3 of a failure with no job, but that ends when summer starts.

Aka: kill yourself.

the venting train is moving. anyone else had an existential crisis that ended without learning or overcoming anything? you don't feel particularly depressed and life is fun and all, but in the end you don't give a fuck about anything cause seems absolutely pointless

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>>2294868
You had me, then you lost me

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>>2294844
Wow, thank you
That really helped!

>>2294868
Yep

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Nice Jasper.

Please guys stop blogging already.

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I'd hug each and every one of you if I could, you faggots.

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>>2294914
Awww, that's sweet of you.