/sug/ - Steven Universe General Pearl Fucks Up Again Editio

>>221800
What does Garnet's vagina smell like?

>>221800
I guess I have a bit of the old beaten wife syndrome, but don't we have to wait until page 10?

What are the rules on that, here in the /trash/?

>>221820
Cocoa butter

>>221779
>Which trip were you?
I'm BetterCauseSauce. I didn't actually trip unless I was announcing my streaming shit, but it'd be nice to have the option when relevant. I still want to do a rewatch stream at some point during the hiatus and I guess I'll organize it here on trashsug.

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First for breastfeeding

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Third for God hastes fusions.

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>Zuke actually makes this show
>furry shit causes it to become the true new MLP

What's that feeling?

>>221829
big

>>221821
>What are the rules on that, here in the /trash/?
Stick to our threads, don't fuck with the other threads, and maybe follow some of the rules in the sticky. Moderation is light here and who the fuck is going to complain that we pushed the furry futa general off the board?

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Smelly feet.

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>>221829

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>>221829
IiiiiiiiiIiiiiiiiiI'm
hooked on a feeling
I'm high on believing
that you're in love with meeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

>12 posts
>10 IPs

What kind of autistic shit goes on in these threads? Literally see 99 per day.

>>221913
Kill this meme

>>221913
when was this bot made?

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>>221902
LIPS AS SWEET AS CANDY

>>221824
this made me laugh more than it should

>>221820
Dirt, because she's a space rock.

Either that or salty coins and photons.

>Not the Lion short on the OP

One job

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>>221827
Any edit requests?

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>>221989
This with the gem of your choice. Maybe talking about fusion?

>>221918
wosh u MEME

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>>221989
This with Amethyst

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>>221989
Jasper as Seaking with the punched hero as Sardonyx.

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Every time you deny the fact that Pearl is best gem, Sugar adds one more day to the hiatus.

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>>222094
Looks like we're in for a long winter, then.

>>221379
>Crewniverse has said it isn't Jade
Where?

>>222147
One of them said it on Twitter, but it was almost a year ago so I don't remember who or when.

Which gem is the best waifu

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>>222223
OFF BY ONE

>>222147
It will probably be Emerald.The first ep she is defeated by being electrocuted
Possible future reference?

>>222223
>off by one
Lapis is shit gem but great waifu.

>>222252
POIL CONFIRMED WORST GEM

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>>222223
>Off by one

There is no god.

>>222223
Poil.She is caring when she wants and amongst the gems is the most socially acceptable.

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>>222269
Why are you bringing "The Best Gem" Pearl into anon's failure?

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>>222269

PERIDOT IS BEST WAIFU

FIGHT ME RIGHT NOW

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>>222317

>>222223
I'm sorry, mate.

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>>222317
She's our fanged princess

>>222254
I'd like to say it'll be Apatite just because that'd be funny, but I agree that Emerald seems likely, but for the reason that this is still technically a kid's show and simpler/more common names would be preferable.

Reminder that the show you guys watch is shit.

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Does anybody know where this guy posts his stuff?

[spoiler]I want to commission a Connie version.[/spoiler]

>Steven realizes his healing power is activated by LOVE
>Steven dims the lights
>Steven lights a bunch of candles scattered about the beach house.
>Steven spreads rose petals across the threshhold leading to his bed.
>Barry White starts to play on the stereo
>Steven walk / dances with the centipeddle gem up to his bed
>Whispers sweet nothings where an ear should be
>Begins to make out passionately with the inanimate orb.
>Pearl, Amethyst, and Garnet watch on in horror
>They were there the whole time.
>Connie can be seen crying through the window

>>222317
>you will never have awkward but passionate sex with peridot

why live

>>222317
Why would I fight you for being right?
I'd peridot's anus.

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>/co/ thread is already out of shitposters

Nice.

Welcome to /sug/, how /trash/ are ya?

>>222402
how trash am I?

I once-

uh

I got nothing actually

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Why is she so perfect?

What does Peridot's vagoo taste like desu senpai

>>222402
I'll have you know I drank a 30 rack today and I only puked for 20 minutes

>>222450
Ever lick a battery?

>>222402
Finished Undertale genocide mode.

Feels bad

>>222402

I made hamburger helper yesterday and ate it with a plastic spoon from work.

>>222450
Regret and lime

>>222402
I just ate some cereal without milk.

>>222485
Walk right in.

>>222402
I haven't showered in many weeks. My balls have a thick aroma if vinegar.

>>222491
Enjoy your yeast infection

>>222483
I had a dr. pepper with vanilla and lime
is that close?

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Would you keep a real life Centipeetle?

>>222374
Awkward sex with Peridot sounds awesome but then you gotta like explain shit and she'd probably be one to talk too much

>What is this "blowjob?"
>The faster I stroke this the better?
>how long is this going to take?
>is there a technique to this?
>log date 7-1-1-3
>What is this "moaning" you speak of?
>Why does it get erect when it was just flaccid?
>this would be much easier with my attachments.

>Peridot barges into your room while you're changing clothes and demands to know what that thing between your legs is for

What do

>>222541
demonstrate [spoiler]on Pearl[/spoiler]

>>222509
duh

>>222528
I need a comic with panels for each of those lines

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>>222541
It's for waste removal, stress relief, and reproduction.

>>222528
>Wait so you want me to blow on it for you?

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>Hello Steven, want to see if we can make Rainbow Quartz?

>>222541
>It's the rod of command.

Proceed to dick slap her

>>222528
>"So Anon, you mean to tell me that there's this special type of "fusion" that humans do?"
"Uhuh."
>"And that this type of "fusion" makes more humans instead of less?"
"Yup."
>"Even more than that, gems can do this fusion with humans?"
"Now you're getting it."
>"Well Anon, I can't take what your scientific hypothesis on "Human Gem Fusion" seriously without putting it through scrutiny."
"Alright, what do you want to know?"
>"I want you to show me."

>>222610
The term is "mollywop" sir

>>222474
Isn't that a horror game if you do a full genocide run?

>>222402
I'm a furry.

>>222646
Yeah.But killing Toriel and Papyrus haunted me for the rest of the game.

>>222646
It becomes creepy, I wouldn't call it "horror"

>>222611
Give her a dildo and a bunch of porn. Lock her in a room for a day and see what happens

SU is going to become the new MLP when your host the man they call Ghost comes back right?

>>222474
>found everyone in Undertale obnoxious
>enjoyed playing genocide route the most
>got special dialogue for playing it first and playing it twice

Felt like I had a good time.

>>222703
Space Ghost?

>>222611
I need more anon

Pls

>>222695
>not asking her if she wants to take part in the "fusion" with you

ghey

>>222751
I'd be worried she goes all the way and gets pregnant

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>>222094
>Neverending Hiatus

Wow so all those arguments yesterday about going back to /co/ seem kinda moot now. The fucking lion thread is full of shitposting. People are literally complaining about the color pink in that thread, and then calling SU autistic. Pure shitposting complaining about 'muh tumblr' in a thread that had nothing to do with tumblr until a bunch of assholes showed up complaining about it.

>>222769
Unless she willingly decides to give up her physical form for her new child, she'll be fine.

>>222725
Nah. I don't really write fanfiction anymore.

>>222528
>>222611
My dick requires more

>>222786
Except that's stopped now.

>>222786
These autists actually think being in /trash/ is a punishment when it's really just a reprieve from their faggotry.

>>222786
Still some people will prefer /co/.Its a SFW board and there are 200 more posts to shitpost about anything.

I don't doubt there will be two /sug/ in the future.

>>222366
I actually don't know where splooge posts his stuff, it just appears on /co/, /aco/ or the /co/llection booru

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We need more Jasper, and Malachite better be the midseason finale.

>>222222

>>222402
I was on /trash/ before the first /sug/ was made

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>hiatus lasts until Spring of next year
JUST.

>>222402
i think i made the first SU related thread on /trash/, before /sug/ was made

>>222528
Yeah but the hot part is shushing her and holding her close while you just show her

>>222933
I remember checking out /trash/ for the first time and seeing one of Lapis poster's posts on here, before any /sug/ was thrown here. I wanted to cry and laugh.

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>>222947
>it's not a hiatus, the show's been cancelled

>>222792
But what if no one told her that happens until she is already pregnant. What if she just reads a biology text book and decides to try it out for data

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A couple months ago (pre-Catch and Release) I wrote a short electrocution-kink S&M Pearlidot fic featuring stoner Peri. I have it somewhere and remember it being ok.

anyone want me to post it

[spoiler]also i prefer /trash/ to /co/ any day[/spoiler]

So wait, is it possible to be off topic on the off topic board? Like, if we try making /sug/ threads here after the hiatus is over, will we be moved to /co/ or deleted? Or will there be two factions of /sug/?

I have questions that need answers trash /sug/

>>222922
witchcraft
burn him

>>222984
fuck

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>>222947
>hiatus lasts until Spring of next year

That's a funny joke anon, you can stop now.

>>222582
Peridot is so fucking qt it hurts

>>222984
Go ahead, new content's always welcome.

>>222995
>/trash/sug/ becomes /sug/s phantom

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>>222983
Then I would expect you to tell her about the risks it entails, you monster.

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>>222867
How much do you want it, anon?

>>222995
wait and see was the consensus yesterday.
It's really going to depend on how active the shitposters are on co/sug/

>>222995
>Like, if we try making /sug/ threads here after the hiatus is over, will we be moved to /co/ or deleted?
That'd be entirely up to the /trash/ mods, I imagine.

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>>223024
no

>>222984
I want Pearl and Peridot to bite each other repeatedly for the purpose of research and development.

>>223037
>>223042
I can't imagine being permabanned to the /trash/ board. The uproar would be unreal.

>>222964
The hot part is that she would be down to anything without questioning it

>>222983
Cry and them enjoy the rest of the time you have together

Abortion is a option

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>>222995
>So wait, is it possible to be off topic on the off topic board?

No.

>if we try making /sug/ threads here after the hiatus is over, will we be moved to /co/ or deleted?

No.

>Or will there be two factions of /sug/

Yes. Yes because no everyone agrees to staying here and are tired of /co/ mods fucking us over. We'd rather stay here where the moderation is good and we don't have to do deal with all that drama /co/ creates.

>>222984
>>223022
http://pastebin.com/Hf442za5

forgot I set it in an abandoned gem ship just like Friend Ship because lazy

>>223051
doesn't matter the uproar from shitposters is louder and the mods obviously don't care about taking a stand for anything.

Cold Tea was an inside job.

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>>223006
Just preparing for the worst outcome, anon.

>>223057
>implying people like swilling in garbage with pony and furry diaper threads
f a m
iwannagohome.jpg

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>>222528
>this would be much easier with my attachments.
I agree.

>>223030
I want it a lot desu

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Posting Yellow/White/Blue Stevens

>>223079
Just take the advice from the MLP General:

Don't leave the boat. Stay in the general.

>>223079
>implying we'd be better off swilling in countless shitposts calling us Tumblr and eventually getting deleted as soon as our bomb is over.

You can go, m8, but some of us don't like power abusers.

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>>223091
Pink>Yellow>Blue>White

>>223089
I may just write more when I have some time, but I'm watching a movie now.

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>>223086
S T O P

Holy shit this was like a thing for about four days on /sug/ a few months ago and I had to leave until it was gone. Please, please for the love of God don't bring this shit back. I'm literally begging you.

>>223102
>tfw MLPG is slow as fuck now

>>223086
>sounding
Wow, blast to the past.

>>223127
the shows declined in quality, I doubt many /co/mrades are left there.

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>>223125
It's hard for me to not post at least one more when you react like that.

>>223079
>/co/ is literally Homeworld
>/trash/ is earth
>We are all refugees from war

Trash is what we need,Co is what we deserve

>>223091
is that Chloe on the far right?

>>223159
How does one cum after getting their balls stepped on like that by gravity connectors? METAL gravity connectors. I know it's Peridot, but still.

>>223107
>power abusers
come on man the mods aren't that bad when the show's actually airing. They clean up porn and usually respond to reports of shitposting on /sug/ threads. They're like reluctant nannies. But when SU is on hiatus, They do tend to delete a lot of good SU related threads without really checking them for content. However, as you can see in /trash/sug/, this is just mindless "would you fuck peridot?" "huhuh yeah would you" "huhuh yeah".

You have to understand that the mods didn't ban /sug/ because they hate us, they banned us because they knew just how bad we'd get, especially with posters that often triple the audience of posters here.

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>>223125
>literally
>begging
>triggered

>>223091
Series end with Greg and a pregnant gem
>Hey buddy you gonna get a little brother
>Really!??
>Ummm actually a few brothers

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>>223159
>perifangs
quick let's change the subject

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>>223159

>>223216
teaching Peridot about foreplay and using those fangs for it

>>223159
>>223233
I am very much about to throw up. Please stop.

>>223192
That's a good point but it falls apart when you remember that /gfg/ and /RWBYg/ aren't banned despite being in hiatus before us.

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>>223216
F A N G
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S
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>>223192
>However, as you can see in /trash/sug/, this is just mindless "would you fuck peridot?" "huhuh yeah would you" "huhuh yeah".

Oh look, we're not even doing things that much differently than every other general.

Let's face it, they're doing it because they can, not because they're trying to save us from something. We're also a very popular show, that also explains why, too.

>>223125
This.
Come on guys, there's no need to go ballistic

>>223256
That's simple- they aren't nearly as populated as us. Also, you have to admit /sug/ has a certain toxicity to it that attracts shitposters, falseflaggers, and dipshits there to complain about the tumblr boogeyman.
>>223266
With nothing to discuss, this is what we fall to

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>>223254
You're not making it easy when you react like that.

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>>222947

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>>223262
>festhetic

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>>223262
I should've known that wasn't gonna work
>>223271
I fucking hate you

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>>223288
>toxicity

I know you don't mean it in that way but stuff like this is why the shitposters and falseflaggers had such an easy time targeting us.

>>223216
More of this please.

>>223288
>With nothing to discuss
I see this bullshit all the time and that doesn't a shit of a difference. Look at /gfg/ threads, Korra threads, /sveg/ threads, /wbb/ threads, and tell me about having "nothing to discuss." It's all bullshit. Mods are really letting this all happen. I'd be all for going back to Homeworld, but you must be understand, THIS is blatant hypocrisy. They're not even trying to hide it.

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>>223262
Fangs?

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bitch

>>223254
Can't you just not click on the thumbnails?

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>>223358
I heard fangs.

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>>223357
>referring to /co/ as "Homeworld"
I don't like this meme.

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FUCK BIRD THEY SUCK, I WANNA FUCK THEM IN THEIR MUTTA FUCKING BUTTS

>>223159
Finish that comic idlecum. please

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>>223380

>>223386
I sort of can't help it now. I've gotten so used to it.

>>223386
It's /co/mbworld, actually.

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>>223380
you have fangstastic hearing

I want to put my dick in fanged!Peridot's mouth.

>>223315
Anon please, there is no need to feel busted over this

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>>223380

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>>223405
I'm afk for 10 minutes and you guys start without me
Love ya /sug/

>>223386
>weareallcookiecats

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ay look, virgins making thread about a children cartoon show, totally not sad and pathetic at all.

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>>223426
Thanks, hearing that word always makes me break out into a big toothy smile.

>>223440
Me too anon, me too...

>>223423
Stop trying to push your shitty fucking spelling, It's /co/meworld

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>>223426
I love you fangfags, to tell the tooth

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>>223440
careful what you wish for anon, shits like a blender

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>>223423

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>>223478
Oh so ballbusting is fine but streaking through a messy cutlery store isn't?

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>>223475
It's good to tell the tooth, it gets to root of the matters.

>>223469
>/co/meworld
>cumworld
Fitting.

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>>223469
I have odontophilia because of you guys.

Fangs very much

>>223125
>he's never been sounded before
It actually feels good if you have someone who knows what they're doing, f a m.

fangfags pls
>>>/d/

>>223515
not allowed on /d/
>>>/aco/

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>>223489
I never said dont anon, by all means go where no man has gone before, just be careful is all

>>223508
>fangs as a pun on thanks
................................IT WAS DUMBLDORE

>>223478
The fucking danger is what turns me on.

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i want to get on my knees and pull out Vi's big 9 inch uncut cock. i want to smell her musk and then swallow her, deepthroat her as much as i can handle, one hand grabbing her thick balls and the other fingering her asshole.

i want to make lewd noises on her cock and feel her swell in my mouth, feel her dick throb against my tongue until she grabs my head and fucks my face, ending when she pushes it as deep as possible, spasming in my throat while long ropey strands of jizz shoot into my stomach, then she would pull out her softening cock, maybe slap me on the cheek with it

then i would lick her cock clean, back so its nice and hard again so i can bend over and expose my boipussy to her, so she can thoroughly wreck me for days.


im not gay, though.

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>>223508
No problem, [spoiler]I'm out of teeth puns. help me.[/spoiler]

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>>223545
i want to be Sonya's bitch. i want to wear a collar with a chain attached to it so at any time she can just give it a yank and let me know she needs servicing. then i would crawl up to her, clutching her leg, begging for permission. once given i would go to work, running my hands up her muscular thighs and up to the base of her cock,

gripping her hardening dick i would put the head in my mouth, suckling on it until it gets hard as a rock in my mouth.i would suck her as deep as i could, massaging her heavy balls filled with thick cum. i would love it when she takes control, grabbing my skull and thrusting her hips forward, fucking my throat with no care for me. Then her balls would pulse, her cock would throb. then her hot salty spunk would shoot down my throat. giving me a full meal.

then she would pull her cock out, thick strands of her jzz hanging from my lips, after her balls were spent, she would toss me aside like a used whore until she wanted to fuck my mouth again.
>pic related
but with jasper

>>223515
Not eastern, or an eastern fetish. it's not allowed on /d/

>you will never make sweet love to peridot

Help me anons, I have nothing to live for

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>>223531
I'm gonna throw a wild guess out there and say that's a my immortal reference

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>>223527
>jpg
fuck off and eat shit

>>223564
Just keep posting fangs before we start sharing our black and red gemsonas.

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>>223508
i sea what you did there

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>>223548
Hey teeth puns are hard. I'm doing my crest over here.
>>223527
I appreciate the warning as long as you can appreciate my complete disregard for it.
>>223496
ayyy lmao

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>>221952
>salty coins and photons

>>223358
Those fangs look dull.

Has she been grinding them down or something?

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>>223590
Vlodemort handed me A GUN!!!11!
>>223594
If the fangfags and Lapispunspeople team up we'll be unstoppable. They'll erect statues for us.
Or at least plaques

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Zuke draws a cute Pearl.

where did this fang maymay come from desu

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>>223643
>>223660

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>>223594
How about these pearly whites?
>>223665
From canon appearances with Pearl and Peridot with fangs

>>223643
Vampire gems are my fetish now.

That is to say vampires and werewolves have always been my fetish, but this goes a small step beyond.

I like.

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>>223643
I can see you're enameled with us, but it'll take molar than that.

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>>223559
Hang in there buddy, life always finds a way
>>223597
no prob bud, live life on the edge

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>>223660
Why Zuke can't make a neat hair?Its always messy.

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Hail Garnet

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>>223675

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>>223684
I'LL DO IT.
I'LL FUCKING DO IT.

>>223527
>>223585
>>223643
>>223660
>>223675
So....

What's with all the Vampire Pearl?

Don't remember seeing her having fangs at any point in the show.

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>>223684
As I can sea you've taken notice of us as swell, Hooray_for_Lapisfag.jpg. We're prepared to make an offer you can really bite into.
>>223714
Quit being a nigger

>>223545
>>223554
Have you tried F-list for that shit?

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>>223734
No

>>223357
>THIS is blatant hypocrisy.

When you're jumping up and down screaming 'but their doing it too!' it might be more prudent to evaluate your(our) own behavior and try to understand it might not be mere hypocrisy.

It's that old saying: If every relationship you've been in as turned to shit, you might be the problem.

Its a fine show, but all the threads are rapidly filled with shitposting and /d/ content....and more /d/ content

>>223086
>>223159
I require more Steven Universe ballbusting

>>223758
>Its a fine show, but all the threads are rapidly filled with shitposting and /d/ content....and more /d/ content
I can go to any current /co/ general, post the same exact thing there and you'd have the same exact reaction from all of them

What is the problem, then?

>>223729
Only one of those images is actually Vampire Pearl, the rest is just Pearl with fangs.

There have been numerous occasions where Pearl has had fangs, mostly when she's freaking out or angry. The only specific episode I remember solidly is Friendship.

>>223729
There are several points in the show where she's shown to have notable fangs. One that doesn't quite count but can be used to gel this is the non-canon Uncle Grandpa crossover where she is repeatedly shown to have sharp teeth. It's a detail you need to look for to notice.

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>>223729
Friend Ship and Say Uncle, as well as a few more.

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>>223716
Arnold, no!

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>>223778
okay

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>>223813
>>223815
>>223842
Well, fuck. I need to keep my eyes open more.

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>>223708
Hail Garnet's mass.

>>221829
Does Peridot even have a personality beyond tsundere adapted to the context of SU's world?

>>223842

It's slightly exaggerated canines for comedic and/or dramatic effect in keeping with the shows aesthetics.

If that's all you have then refer to the countless times they appear with 'normal' teeth.

>>223871
Anyone got that OpalxGarnet comp with Opal literally kissing Garnets ass?

I need it for masturbatory reasons.

>>223694
>Pearl with an M1 Garand
And my military fetish is acting up again.

Can she have a bayonet? I like bayonets.

>>223885
Hey no one's arguing about whether or not they have fangs here, anon. We're just having fun with it.

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>>223887
Here you go.

>>223884
She acts like a child because she literally is one.She is still learning how to do things despite her age.

I probably should've never started these puns.

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>>223851
I DON'T CARE ANYMORE.
IF I SEE ONE MORE PUN I'M DOING IT.

[can't spoiler]>.gif
>it's a thumbnail of one
>not animated[/I just can't]

>>223800
So you're saying /co/ is also shit but you'd rather post there?

>>223884
She's naive and ignorant of social cues. She's fascinated by Earth to an extent after Steven explained rain and thunder.

She's also fascinated with mirrors and her own face

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>>223694
Because

>>223890
Not really.

Pearl is a Slav and a nigger.She can't have nice things

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>>223910
Arnold!

I think you need to chill

>>223694
I bet she never combs her hair and that's why.

>>223932
Well alright, she can chuck the damn thing, just put a pointy bit on the end of her damn gun.

>>223694
>/pol/ with her M1 Garand

>>222049
Fukc outta here, woshua

Go back to your own dead meme media general

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>>223910
Oh boy, somebody is fired up.

>>223904
Thanks anon

You're my nigga

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>>223934
>>223960
FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU

>>222116
Who has sleeves like that in SU?

>>223884

conformist, socially ignorant, smart, technically adapt, lazy or at the very least comfort seeking, surprisingly introspective. introverted....

>>223910
You're being so aggressive about this, no need to bare your teeth.

>>222349
>malachite
>sardonyx
>sugilite
>simple/common
Hell even Jasper is one of those things that you know it exists but you don't know much about it. Plus nobody knew how to pronounce peridot before SU.

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>>223970
This gave me nightmares when I was a kid.

>>223970
That was a ice finish.

>>223903

sounds good, carry on then

Anyone know where I can find srt files for all the SU episodes? Google gives me pages that don't have them all.

>>223983
It is too late to save him.
I can't believe Arnold is fucking dead.

>>223973
It's Lars.

>>223986
>fusion
>fusion
>fusion

Jasper and Peridot are both easy to pronounce, anon

>>223999
I think world of Steven universe or Madrista tumblr have all of them.

>>224009
>tfw I pronounced Peridot with a silent t
/r/ing Peridot as a deer, a Peridoe if you will.

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>>224009
Peridot is actually pronounced wrong in the show.

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What's on her palm?

>>224041
.... fuck.

I'm never going to get it right then.

>>224041
>I'm lapis lazuli and you can't keep me trapped here anymore

I always thought that is was pronounced lapiz lazuly

>>224033
I can't find it on the world of SU and tumblr is next to impossible to browse. Any idea where they are?

>>222509
The thing that I hate most about centipedes is that a lot of them evolved to disguise their ass to look the same as their head. But their head is the biting end and they are toxic.

>>222528
Wouldn't it be 7-1-2-2?

>>224051
A piece of Monopoly.The iron if I'm not mistaken

>>224051
Sea man

>>223489
>streaking through a messy cutlery store
shit that sounds fun

>>223970
>That smug face just before he dies
Motherfucker knew what he was going

>>222402
I smoke in alleyways

>you will never cuddle peridot

>>224035
My mistake was was pronouncing it Pier-idot rather than Pear-idot.

>>224041
>>224150
Wait hold on was I right?

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>>224133
Stop reminding me

>>224133
Thank fuck for that.

>>224160
It's pronounced something like Peridough.

>>224133
Peridot is for sexual only anon

>>224176
That doughnut make sense, but okay.

>>224076
Try on Addic7ed, I found the subs there

>>223960
>>223934
That was just fucking rude, you shitstarting midget twunts.

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>>224133
Would Peridot even be into cuddling?

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>>224192
Don't flame us for anon being so sensitive.

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>>224051
The hottest gem out there.

>>223862
They're like her babies!
*squish*

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>>224207
She'll learn to enjoy it.

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>>224076
czech here m8 http://yayponies.no/yaysu/steven.php

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>>224191
Thanks a lot, anon. You're the best.

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Surprised no one edited this with Peridot saying is that a weapon?

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Anyone have the image of amethyst hugging and snuggling garnet's ass? i need it to please my dick

>>224207
She might confuse it for grappling and trying to fight you.

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>>224192
Ice-ee why you'd think it was our fault anon, but the pun train had already left the station.

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>>224225
Czech this.

>>224231
"Is this some type of hand-to-hand combat maneuver?"

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>>224183
No, that's Pearl.

Peridot is for tinkering.

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>>224231
>implying forced cuddling isn't better
Anon...

Also, we all know she's a truly ferocious fighter, innit?

>taking a shower
>peridot bursts in and tears the shower curtain back
>she looks at your dick
>"IS THAT A WEAPON"

what do

>>224231
Except she's as weak as a kitten, it'd feel like wrestling a body pillow.

Not to mention she has no hand-to-hand combat training and probably doesn't know what grappling is.

>>224260
Pearl is built like a toothpick with a meatball on top

>>224275
Get out, get dried off and dressed, take Peridot to the Galaxy Warp and tell her where her limb enhancers were dropped off so she can dive down and retrieve them. Then, I'd get her to use them to track down your IP, then hop in her pod and go visit you so I could jam a kitchen knife in your dickhole for posting something that God damned stupid.

>>224259
>>224264
>>224284
>literally forcing yourself on her
Anons... that's rape.

Laser cannons are just a cheap tactic to make Peridot stronger

>>224302
Gems have strange taste.

>>224320
She's an alien invader. It's not like you couldn't get away with it.

>>224260
Holy shit it just ocurred to me something:Pearl's ribbon is still a part of Pearl.

She is blushing because Peridot is touching the equivalent of a tail.

Sugar strikes again

>>224275
Empty my mag all over her face.

God you guys fucking suck

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>>224318

>>224382
singing

WE WILL
WE WILL
ROCK YOU

>>224259
"Peridot, try to remember the basics of HUG."

>>224375
>Pearl's ribbon is still a part of Pearl
You sure about that? We've seen them change clothes.

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>>223729
>>223690
>>223684
>>223675
>>223678
>>223643
>>223597
>>223590
>>223564
>>223548
>>223508
>>223489
>>223496
>>223469
>>223426
>>223405
Oh hey guys I totally forgot I had Vampire Pearl/Werewolf Amy by Zuke

Enjoy

>>224409
Classroom gems:Short #1

>>223091
Cringed

>>224382
Keep that up and the gems will ban high capacity assault magazines for the safety of the smoll.

>>224408
Handle
Usually
Genitals

>>223044
im slowly developing a pregnancy fetish.

>>223216
That was the most effective diversion I've ever seen

well done anon

What is it about this show that attracts the worst types of tumblr shitheads

>>224361
She's also female and has human intelligence, so libtards would win that round.

>>223091
OH IT'S BECAUSE OF THE FOUR DIAMONDS

>>224491
In a way, that's like Proto-Pedophilia. You child fucking hipster.