RWBY/RT Trash General #41: Menacing Midget Edition Previous

>>2198681
Oh, the OP got shorter again
Alright.

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Reposterino.
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You feel yourself grow more resilient.
You've also grown an inch in size.

On your way out, you cross Alban.

Marigold : Soooo... where are we going?
Alban : ...I'd rather leave that as a surprise.
Marigold : Oh ho. Now I'm really on the edge of my seat~ Mind at least telling how to dress?
Alban : I-it's nothing too fancy. We'll be outdoors for the most part.
Marigold : Outdoors, got it. Around what time?
Alban : ...Tomorrow after eight in the evening. Meet at the gates?
Marigold : Alright, I'll see you then~

You flash him a smile as you sit down to wait for classes to end.
Didn't think he's manage to figure out something this quickly.

Class ends.

You see Bert leave for his next class (seeing as he's done not too well on the written placement exams he had to take).
You also see Leroy and Morrie carrying some boxes filled with pins, boards, pens and string, walking towards the dorms.
Tyria and Laurel are also going back to the dorms.
Rufus and Alban seem to be oddly absent...
You also remember that besides your uniform and current outfit, you have nothing else to wear.

A. Go after Crumpet&Baguette.
B. Go after your teammates.
C. Sit in on Bert's class.
D. Head to the library.
E. Head into town.
F. []Elsewhere?

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Current votes are :
E.
B > C > A > E > D
E. With Ly and Laurie.
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>>2198681
Rules of RWBY/RT threads:
>1. Read the pastebin: http://pastebin.com/UmEaBVGW
>2. Arguing about the thread isn't discussion.
>3. Don't believe their lies
>>2198702
It ain't a RWBY thread if the OP ain't fucked up.

>>2198712
B>C>D>A>E
If we get all our lewd out of the way now, we'll be able to interact with Alban without sexually harassing him and treat like an actual date

>>2198712
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Rolling for wether or not Ty and Laurie come with us
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You decide to head out into town, and ask Ty and Laurel if they want to come with you.

[You] : Hey, either of you wanna go into town with me?
[Ass4dayz] : Did you mean "Go to town on me"?
[You] : No, although that is a tempting offer.
[You] : Just feels weird going clothes shopping alone.
[Lil' Grill] : Oh, I'll join in.
[Ass4dayz] : Yeah, no. I've got something to catch up on. Later.
[Lil' Grill] : You go on ahead. Meeting up at the Thread&Needle?
[You] : Yeeeeeep.

It's not like any other place makes clothes your size.

You head in and find the same woman that took your measurements last time.

??? : Greetings. How may I help you today?

[]Answers here.

>>2198823
"I need something casual but elegant. Oh, and I think I also need new measurements ~"
Because we really do.

>>2198852
>>2198823
This.

>>2198852
This, nothing too fancy and suited for an outside date.

>>2198823

Marigold : I'm going to need something casual but elegant.
??? : Very well.
Marigold : Oh and I -
??? : Will need new measurements. I can...

She closes her eyes and takes a deep breath.

??? : I can tell.

She takes you back into the changing room to take all of your measurements.

A. "Do I have to get naked every time?"
B. "So, what's your name?"
C. "Like what you see?"
D. []Write-in.

>>2198956
>C. "Like what you see?"

>>2198956
>B. "So, what's your name?"
Let's not go full steam ahead, right away.

>>2198956
D+B>B>C>A
D being "I'm sure no one would be suspicious if these measurements would...take a little longer, hm?"

>>2198982
Changing to >>2199005

>>2198956
B>C>A
>>2199005
This, take as much time as you want~

>>2198956
B>C>A

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>>2198956

Marigold : So, what's your name?
Lena : Lena. Lena Zaitseva.
Marigold : That's a nice name.
Lena : Thank you.
Marigold : Soooo...do measurements take a while?
Lena : You should know by now.

Oh, she's putting the tape measure away.

Lena : I'm quick about my work.
Marigold : Oh. I had this great line ready too. I was gonna say "take as much time as you want, I'm sure no one would be suspicious if these measurements would take a little longer~"
Lena : While I do aprreciate your... aesthetics, I admire you in the same way a sculptor does a flawless block of marble. A tall, stoic, cold, chiseled, broad-shouldered, purple-eyed hunk of marble...

What.
She walks out before you get a chance to say anything.
You dress yourself and leave the room.
Looks like Laurel made it too.

Laurel : Hey Mari!
Marigold : Took you long enough, Laurie.

Lena pulls up a piece of paper on which she's made some sketches.

Lena : We're a little busy at the moment, so I'll have to tend to your friend here while you think. If you get any other ideas, please let me know.
Laurel : Who-

She grabs Laurel and goes into the changing room.

Well, which is it?

[] Choose. You can have one outfit, either as the proposed set, or from a combination of sets, or suggests somthing else.

>>2199211
I'll let someone who can into fashion do this.
I'll just throw out that I don't think 2 would be the best for an 'outdoors' date.

>>2199211
>somthing
FUCK.
I WROTE WORSE WHEN SOBER.
FUCK YOU CONCERNED GUY WHO TALKED ME OUT OF WRITING WHILE DRUNK.

>>2199211
3 with 6's scarf
Also, maybe we should take this chance to get a hairstyle aside from the default

>>2199267
Or 5.
But what do I know?

>>2199211
6.

>>2199211
2>>>>>4>5>3>6>1

>Got here 4 hours ago
>They had to unload one(1) trailer before me
This is plain ridiculous.

Oh right : Cut-off is 15 minutes.
Forgot to mention that.

>>2199419
I'm just cranky because I haven't eaten yet today.

Don't mind me. Sexually harass that frustrated clothing shop employee.

>>2199451
>Sexually harass that frustrated clothing shop employee.
Please don't she's an artist and we're going to be her muse

>>2199309
I like the sound of that, we should do something to make up for the complete lack of votes, and it's nice to mix things up for a date.

And a nice braid would give Tyria something to pull~

>>2199211
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And the dice deem it to be...
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Lena and Laurel come back out, about as quickly as they came in.

Lena : Have you made your decision?
Marigold : I'll take... 3 with 6's scarf.
Lena : It will be done. I'll have one of the others get it. This may take about two hours.
Laurel : Alright, my turn!

Spend some time with Laurel and Lena?

Y [Write what to do/ask/say]
N [ Where to now? Lots of time left]

>>2199484
Bull shit. Her art was Alban's massive cock just yesterday.

>>2199484
We're gonna muse all over her face

>>2199525
N [ Where to now? Lots of time left]
She's a busy girl, leave her to her work. Let's go to the hairdresser.

>>2199565
No wait, I take that back. I didn't realize Laurel wasn't done yet.
Y

>>2199540
No, that's the brush

>>2199525
>Y
>Ask Laurel if she has ideas to improve our weapons
and maybe
>Ask Laurel how long this thing between her and Tyr has been going
and maybe
>Ask Laurel if she Mari we can have some more attention from both ~

>>2199525
Ask Lena about Alban.
We have to know how well she... "appreciated" him.

>>2199629
>>2199629
>Ask Laurel how long this thing between her and Tyr has been going
This, but maybe a bit more subtle. Just something about How long they've been hanging out for, and you're a little disappointed they didn't think to invite you.

>>2199670
Mari has no idea Alban's been here.

>>2199686
supporting

>>2199670
How would Mari even know the interacted?
Unless his dick left a lasting imprint in her eyes, a reflection that never goes away.

>>2199699
See >>2199211
>A tall, stoic, cold, chiseled, broad-shouldered, purple-eyed hunk of marble
Just ask if she saw someone like Alban.

So, how are we going to handle this thing with Alban and the girls?

Clearly Rufus isn't pleased.

>>2199832
Well, I don't think the girls will be too bothered, looks like it will remain an entirely sexual relationship unless we push it further.

We'll talk about it to Alban and gauge his thoughts, which will tell us if we need to make a decision. Rufus can think whatever he wants, it's our business.

>>2199525

You decide to stick around with Laurel while she figures out what to get.

Marigold : Hey Laurie, got any ideas for weapon improvements?
Laurel : Well, of the top of my head, I can't think of anything to add in to Buffy. But I may have been getting some ideas for your weapon.

She pulls a notebook out of her bag.
She sets it to a page with your weapon on it.

Laurel : There's a few different designs here.
Laurel : See, the first has some Dust infused with it, you know, to give it some extra firepower for all of your attacks.

She gleefully turns to the next page.

Laurel : Now this other one has crystals instead. Now I'm not too sure how to properly incorporate them into your punches without the explosions harming you, but the birds you fire could carry them like explosives, so you wouldn't need to use little aura for effective attacks!

Her enthusiasm is a little contagious.

Laurel : Oh! But the third one is my favorite!
Marigold : Did you just stick Buffy onto my glove?
Laurel : Yeah, but it's not like it's not cool!
Marigold : Sounds like you're just trying to leave a part of yourself in me~
Laurel : Wah- why're you showing this much interest in me all of a sudden?!

She flips to the next page...
It's got some doodles of you, Ty and Laurie doing -

Laurel : Wrong page, wrong page!
Marigold : Oh, but I humbly disagree~ Just what were you -

She tears the page out and eats it.

Laurel : You're the worst, Mari. It's not nice to tease like that.
Marigold : W-well you're even worse. You didn't even tell me you and Ty were so -
Laurel : Well maybe you should have made a move at some point years ago!

Everyone in the store briefly looks at you before going about their business.
She covers her mouth.


Laurel : I- I didn't mean to... I'm sorry.

A. "You had feelings for me this whole time?"
B. "Let's just forget about it."
C. []Write-in

>>2199953
this makes matters...complicated.

shit.

>>2199953
[x] "You had feelings for me this whole time?"

>>2199927
maybe now would be a good time to ask if Laurel really wouldn't be too bothered...

>>2199953
A>B>C
"It's not my fault I didn't get out of auto-pilot until the day before we came to Beacon!"

>>2199953
C>A>B
"Sounds like I'm the one who should be sorry. Maybe we shouldn't talk about this here, but don't worry, we're definitely going to talk about this."

>>2199953
A>B>C
Maybe later drop a line about whether she would be able to combine all three designs, because they all sound awesome.

Oh, and we should >>2200018 tell her about the date and ask her how she feels about us being just sex friends.

>>2200060
Seconding
C>A>B

Does the Laurel route come with a free Tyria included? That sounds like a bargain.

>>2199953

Marigold : Listen, Laurie. Maybe we shouldn't talk about this here, but don't worry, we're definitely going to talk about this.
Laurel : Y-you're right. I'm sorry.
Marigold : No, I'm the one who should feel sorry about this.

The time passes rather awkwardly for a while.

Laurel : Hey, Mari.
Marigold : Yes?
Laurel : So are you and Alban...you know.

A. We're having our first date tomorrow.
B. Are you okay with it?
C. Would you mind if we stayed friends?
D. Would you mind if we stayed friends... with benefits?
E. I'm not too sure about him.
F. I like him.
G. []Write-in

I'm gonna be honest, if I have to choose between between Alban and Laurel I'm gonna choose the latter. She's cuter, and childhood friend means she's been holding a torch for much longer. Also, I couldn't explain it but it seems "right" to keep it in the team.

>>2200213
A+B+D

>>2200213
B>A>D>C>E>F

>>2200213
D>B>A>C>F>E

>>2200213
G > E > B > D > A > E > C> F
"I've got a date with him tomorrow, but things just got a little bit more complicated.

>>2200213
>>2200231
oh yeah
A+B+D > D > B > A > C > F > E
And also, to the friends with benefits thing, add:
"But I'll have to talk to Alban about that too."

>>2200213
B>E>A>C>D>F
>>2200259
Seconding this G though, this changes things and we're gonna have to think about it.

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Ordered food for hungry wait. LESS THAN 2 MINUTES later, it's time to dock.

Why didn't I order food when I got here?

Added note: ordering food while hungry is dumb.

>>2200298
Enjoy your meal, sempai.

>>2200298
It's only dumb if you don't know your limits.

>>2200298
Jesus, CYOA-senpai, I'm a little concerned for your health.

I mean I used to eat COSTCO food all the time when I worked as a mover so I guess I'm not one to talk.

Also how much physical strain does your job provide?

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>>2200298
damn I'm jelly

>>2200227
Same here, although I'm a pretty unrepentant yurifag. I was always going to go into the one quest with a girl protag with the hope of a nice girl route. The fact that it's our biggirl's tinygirl longtime friend is just the final nail in the coffin.

Well, that and the pile bunker

>>2200323
I just offloaded 40,000 pounds of paint, but not enough for the sheer carb load of ALLADAT. I had 3 pieces, a breadstick and the wings. Right stuffed, I am.

>>2200404
Did... Did you think I was gonna eat two pizzas in one sitting?

Jeez.

>>2200213

Marigold : I mean, things just got a lot more complicated now, what with our first date being tomorrow and all. And I guess I might have to talk to him about all this too...
Laurel : Oh, you've already asked him out...
Marigold : I mean he's the one that did... technically. But are you okay with this?
Laurel : What do you mean?
Marigold : I mean the two of us. Would you be okay with being friends... with benefits, maybe?
Laurel : I... I don't even know anymore.
Marigold : Laurie, you-
Laurel : No. Forget it. It's fine.
Marigold : Laurel. you can't -

Your hand touches hers, and a brief memory flashes before you...

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TO BE CONTINUED

I'LL BE THE ROOOOOUNDABOUT.
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>>2200465
Oh man, this is gonna be heartbreaking

>>2200465
I just barely got through the suffering of JasperQuest's Pearl Habor and now I get a new suffering.

This simply ain't fair, man.
Just kill me.

>>2200522
OH HO HO.
If you think THIS is going to hurt, you better prepare youself for what I have in store for all the other characters.

Okay leaving for real now.

>>2200547
Fuck you man.

>>2200547
Make sure you get that project done.

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>>2200547

>>2200547
Why are so many people letting me suffer?
Sadistic fucks.
I hate you all.

>>2200547
I feel like jumping off this ride before it wrecks completely.
Goodbye.

So, CYOAnon, still no TQ?

>>2200781
Yeah, senpai.
Pleeease give us fluffy happy fun times.
<3

>>2200781
Ye. I'm out of driving time with no WiFi. RIP.

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>>2200819
What has the world become, when we need CYOAnus to give us fluffy happy fun times while Thatch and Dry let us suffer?

>>2200843
Well. Thatch still gave you guys a GAME BREAKING amount of JP.

>>2200843
I mean Dry DID state that his story's God is a lazy, malevolent one.
>yfw it's the Necromicon voice.

>>2200934
Couldn't you just deduct it if other questers are giving an inordinate amount. As stupid as this sentence sounds to me, I'd like to take JP seriously.

>>2200934
Honestly?
I would pay any amount of JP to get JQ II's suffering out of my head.

Also:
Spoilergame/Shop Action

Also: Does the 1SP to 10 JP convertion work backwards?

>>2200981
Spoilergame/Shop Action? *

>>2200981
No. It's one way. SP isn't just character break, SP is basically cheating. There are things in the JP shop that cost in hundreds. It's just a big boost to right now.

>>2200981
Thatch here.
But muh consequences?

>>2201278
As a for instance. Synthing Martial Arts costs 50JP. Synthing Master's Art is 50 more and requires multiple skills.

Wuxia is 100 and requires Master's Art and yet another skill.

>>2201352
I think I already told you some time:
Personally I want fun and not realism.

I've got enough consequences and suffering in real life.

>>2201379
Uguu.

>>2200843
>let us suffer
>let

They're MAKING us suffer, especially MQ with its 'oh by the way she had a crush on you before you could actually do anything about it as players' bullshitquakes.

>>2201464
You know that's how crushes tend to work, right?

>bullshitquakes

>>2201464
Uhh... That'd be life, fampai.

>>2201484
>>2201485
I'm just saying, it's a clear attempt to force drama where there doesn't need to be. You have no reason to feel bad, because it's based on something you had no interaction with.

>>2201464
I remember I told a girl in highschool that her hair looked cute since it did since shorthair superior. She told me after she got a boyfriend that if I'd asked right then, she probably would have fucked me senseless.

Live and regret.

>>2201504
>Force drama

Well yes, when preexisting situations come to a head, that is where the story is told... Like... It's a story. I could make NOTHING BAD EVER HAPPEN EVER in TQ. That'd be boring as hell.

So, to the matter at hand, since the Harem Route seems not approachable:

Laurel or Alban?
We're going to have to break one heart eventually.

>>2201569
Get Laurel into Alban. Be the Quck.

>>2201504
But we DID chose Alban over everyone else when we had the chance to pursue her instead.

>>2201587
>School Days
>We're that lying whore Sekai.

We just need a nice boat.

>>2201569
Here's the real question, which ones got the 11 inch albino dong?

>>2201616
I mean... We can paint the pilebunker white if we want...

>>2201504
I'm sorry.
I'll take your feedback into account.

>>2201569
Laurel
Honestly, Alban seems really weird and there is gonna be a whole lot of shit in there if we get involved

>>2201557
>I could make NOTHING BAD EVER HAPPEN EVER in TQ. That'd be boring as hell.

I'm okay with "non-romantic" drama - but I despise heartbreak.
"Non-romantic" Drama, like Todd almost dying, is short lived, intense, thrilling and exciting.

Heartbreak is long, drawn-out suffering. It doesn't keep me on the edge of my seat, I don't enjoy it in a "uuh, how are we going to get out of this?" way.
It just hurts me, from core to hull, makes me feel bad and when I close the site and try to go back to life, the heartbreak follows me and makes me lose enjoyment of real life activities.

>>2201569
>BiggirlxBigguy
>BiggirlXTinygirl
Gotta choose the latter, it's cuter.

>>2201569
I'm all for Alban.

>>2201646
Well that would make an issue where the only time conflict and drama happens is during fight scenes. The only problem ever being attempts on Todds life would probably get old real fast.

>>2201749
no, why?
You can have social drama without heartbreak too.

Like the stuff around the Chloe-Izzy bet. Jill being a dick. Penny being upset. Even (to an extent) Turq being salty.

>>2201819
Maybe it's a masochistic thing, but I don't mind a bit of heartbreak mixed in with a good story. It makes characters seem human and less one dimensional, along with it making some great plot points as well.

>>2201646
>>2201936
This, I kinda like it when it sticks with me. Feels more real, like it's doing it's job.

>Parked next to a Panera Bread to try and get WiFi

>Just BARELY too far to work.

They close in less than an hour. Gg

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>>2202298

>>2202298
Being 60' long is suffering

>>2202355
I tried. Aimu soree.

>>2202425
It's okay.
Maybe you'll find another way, you're a smart man.

Which ToddQuest character is the biggest weaboo/Remnant-weeaboo-equivalent?

>>2202534
probably Cecelia

>>2202563
>>2202534
And what about TQ and MQ for what little we know for MQ.

>>2202563
Who?

>>2202639
Cecilia Tangerine, the last BTCH Todd has yet to meet.

>>2202630
I assume you mean JQ:
I feel like Keppel would be the type of person to run around in cosplay dresses and dance anime opening dances.
(And I'm totally not saying this because I want that to be this way...!)

And for MQ:
Probably Guts.
Very likely Guts.
In secret, of course.

>>2202630
Mari seems to subconsciously make a lot of JoJos references, and Alban has his little backwards comics.

And either Hel, Gold or one of Gold's daughters

>>2202497
I mean I know the other way, I'm just too lazy to walk there.

No drive time to get elsewhere.

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>>2202677
>Gold is a brilliant scientist, socially awkward, a weeabo, wears glasses, likes candy, has built a powerful robot, lead genetic experiments and is into a strong fighter

>>2202677
This
Hel is into BL
Gold is either a weaboo or just socially awkward. Or both
Gold's daughters is the one I have to disagree with, very unlikely unless they were influenced by Gold herself (after mind wipe) or just people in Beacon in general

>>2202742
>is into a strong fighter
Explain

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>You and Winter enjoyed a happy, easy life together
>And the sex
>The crazy
>Crazy
>Femdom sex
>It just happened one night when the two of you were trying for a baby
>She was on top and you were on bottom
>Her hands were on your chest but they kept on moving up
>Winter started strangling the life out of you
>She was really getting off from it
>You didn't tell her to stop though
>Not because you couldn't but because you wanted more
>After that she wanted to do more things in the bedroom
>It was hard to believe that was the way your daughter was conceived
>The same daughter sitting across the dinner table from you
>"Dad."
>You stop with your food half-way to your mouth
>"Yes Alice?"
>"Why are you wearing a dog collar?"
>You feel around your neck
>Fuck, it's there
>You look at Winter, hoping she would answer for you
>Winter smiles at you but you can see what's behind her expression
>"WHY DIDN'T YOU TAKE IT OFF?!"
>You breakout a reassuring smile
>"I FORGOT TO, IT'S SO NATURAL NOW!"
>"DON'T YOU DARE TELL HER WHAT IT'S FOR!"
>You wink like the good husband you are
>"Alice, I'm part Grimm, and Winter tamed me to live with humans."
>Winter tosses her utensils and dabs her mouth with a napkin
>Your daughter raises an eyebrow
>"Why don't you wear it all the time then?"
>"Because my Grimm side gets too strong sometimes and Winter needs to control me, so she has me wear it."
>"Thats... SO COOOOOL! My dad's part Grimm!"
>"I know right!"
>You and Alice high-five each other for the hell of it
>Winter elbows your arm
>"BUT!- You can't tell anyone about this."
>Alice falls for it for who knows how long
>You notice Winter being a little more vicious later that night

>Fast forward a few years
>Alice is already half way through her first year at Atlas Academy
>She's studying in her dorm, the only one awake
>Alice closes her tired eyes
>She thinks of you and Winter
>Alice opens her eyes slowly, looking up from her paper
[spoiler]>"Dad's not part Grimm."[/spoiler]

>>2202780
All bets are off after the mindwipe; but the old DFDL we knew were raised by Gold

>>2202796
Alphys has a crush on Undyne, who is definitely a strong fighter as far as monsters are concerned (what with monsters being pathetically easy to kill)
Turns out the feeling's mutual in the Credits

>>2202796
Gold's into Jasper, Alphys is into Asgore (to an extent) and Undyne

>>2202842
>You

I'm making this route possible in TQ now.

It's your fault.

>>2202871
>Gold's into Jasper
Goldfags everybody

>>2201642
So we all agree to drop Alban after date one just to make sure not to make things any worse, right?

>>2202925
If you don't dig, how would you ever hit Gold, anon?

>>2202925
>You extend your right arm that hasn't received the full Grimm treatment and scruff up her greasy hair.
>At least she ties it in a single french braid or it will just be plain everywhere.
>"Pshhh…you're just..saying..*giggle*…that"
>She's giggling awkwardly while looking down at the ground.
>Her face even reddens up a bit.
>She really does have a very lewd mind.

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>>2202911
>Winter
>femdom
>petplay

>>2203001
I say we have be tactful about it and considerate of his feelings.
But considering most of our interactions with him tend to be talking about his dick, I don't think he's in too deep yet.

>>2203043
Is that that fucking pepe?

>>2203011
I Smoke, as it's a better substitute for mining anyway.

>>2203011
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WUUAkax8oDA

It really ain't that far

>>2203057
He knows we're the only girl who can handle his titanium cock.

>>2203065
You need some Soap to clean that dirty mouth of yours?

>>2202677
>Mari seems to subconsciously make a lot of JoJo references
I noticed that myself. Good series with some...subtle homoeroticism
Case in point: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1XTgcfwi_L8

>>2203086
I'm not some dirty Frenchman alright? I don't Snails all the time, so my mouth is perfectly clean.

>>2203122
I forgot the word eat in there, but you catch my drift.

>>2203072
So... Gold won't make us happy?

>>2203122
>don't Snails all the time
Lewd
>eat in there
Still lewd

>>2203233
Don't believe the lies.
Gold is best girl

>>2203235
Hey man, sometimes things don't come out the way you want. Goldfags know that more than most.

>>2203247
You're best girl.

>>2203247
Too bad Sao is dead, even she was still looking for her

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>>2203284
B-but I'm not a...
Mhm, well, I could be for you ~

>>2202780
It's not Hel's fault Jasper and Soap made the BL so much stronger than a huntress

>>2203291
[] Stay up and try to inch truck into WiFi range
[] Go to bed, dream up horrible tortures.

>>2203346
GTFO KEPPEL REEEEE

>>2203358
>[] Stay up and try to inch truck into WiFi range
I need some fluffy cuteness right now.

>>2203346
Gaaaaay.

>>2203358
Couldn't hurt to try. Might at least get the Lynette call done and then go right to sleep to mess with the Melfag

>>2203437
don't give CYOAnus weird and dreadful ideas

>>2203437
Et tu mootus?

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>>2203437
That's fine, I could wait. I-Im just playing the long con is all! Yeah! After this is all over we're going to settle down with Mel and have lively faunus children. R-Right?

>>2203490
I tried.

I failed.

Mrs. Puff is it naptime yet?

>>2203521
Possibly a litter. At least her mom would like that.

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>>2203522
Try harder!

Oh right, before I leave for like 24-36 hours, which of these unbeatable battles do you prefer?

A. Jetstream Sam from MGR:R
B. Anubis from ZoE
C. The final level of Halo Reach
D. Kerafyrm the Sleeper from EverQuest
E. My Dick
F. []Write in.

>>2203491
https://youtu.be/4zLfCnGVeL4

>>2203542
Zack Fair vs ShinRa army.

>>2203542
>C. The final level of Halo Reach
This isn't ominous at all

>>2203542
Dragon God from Demon's Souls.

>>2203542
Life

>>2203561
https://youtu.be/M_ipWtjyuIM

>>2203542
Oh right this is COMPLETELY unrelated to MQ.
I'm just asking all these questions every other thread just to mess with you guys.

>>2203542
>C. The final level of Halo Reach

Concern level: So high I don't even have an image to represent it

>>2203542
F. YHVH (SMT II)

>>2203561
I can't believe I'm alone in this. The game combat system slowly breaking down as you fight is heart wrenching.

>>2203586
Has your concern turned into despair?

>>2203732
Well. Goodnight, party people. I hope you enjoy your carefree times. Things don't always stay that way.

>>2203817
Ohnoplshelp

>>2203542
see >>2203561


Alright, question time!

For the three currently ongoing CYOAs...

1. Do you rike it?
2. Who is your waifu/husbando?
3. What is its most memorable moment?
4. Where do you see this CYOA going?
5. Does it in any way concern you?

>>2203952
I wish I had time to follow Jasper Quest.

I riked what I saw.
Beesting a best
Hunters fucking never
STRAIGHT INTO THE GROUND WITH NO SURVIVORS
Nah.

>>2204073
>Hunters fucking never
Explain

>>2203952
>TQ
Yes
Izzy
Sex with Izzy (or rather the stuff sourrounding it)
Death by SnuSnu
YES

>JQ
Yes
Gold, in her absence Smoke
Sadly, the Foxdiddling
Atlas, to save Gold
Yeah

>MQ
Yes
Alban
Exchanging cute drawings with Alban
Heartbreak Station, chooo chooo
YEEEEEEES (DRYDEN YOU CAN STILL STOP THIS SUFFERING AND MADNESS)

>>2204100
Probably the time we put rounds into somebody's head and they shook it off.

>>2203952
Following ToddQuest

I've liked it since the beginning
Todd is pretty great boy, Mel is alright girl
The moment we met Peng (also the moment we used her as a fleshlight)
I see it going into hell, that's the only sensible direction after everything nice
Nah, it's fine

Now for MariQuest

It's pretty nice, and the Ichtyaar segments are pretty great
Mari herself is close, she just needs better fashion taste. Other than that, like Laurel
When we met the Elder Gods. What a trip
I see it going towards the solution of a mystery, and then despair
It doesn't concern me

>>2203952

>TQ
1. Yes.
2. Izzy.
3. The recent stuff in Todd's new room with Izzy.
4. Peng kills Todd.
5. Yes.

>MQ
1. Yes.
2. Mari.
3. The doodles with Alban.
4. Apparently we're going into a black hole.
5. Probably.

>JQ
1. Yes.
2. Smoke.
3. Being DFDL's prisoner with Irondaddy.
4. Somewhere between MLP level Friendship and shattering everyone's heart, taking the shards and blending them into a smoothie for Thatch to feed from.
5. Yes.

Is there like a summary of JasperQuest before 14? I mainly want to know what led to the current point

>>2204173
I or II?

>>2204232
The current one. I'm not really caught up on it, and would like to know before I participate in it again

>>2204249
Okay Thatch here, can't sleep so normally I would do Latte Night requests but seeing how I can't right now I'll just answer your thing.

Well there's a whole thing going on in the first one (Which was supposed to end there but continued on for anon's sake)

So basically, Jasper and the Sunchasers were left penniless after being discharged by the military, taking odd jobs on the hunter boards to no avail since they're not really hunters. Soon he meets Saoirse aka. the Arctic Fox, whom Jasper supposedly tried to steal contraband dust from which got him caught. Along the lines you are tasked into repaying the Fox by bringing a huntress in town, Héloïse, to her unharmed. She narrowly helps you escape Saoirse' but Jasper soon finds himself split from the rest of the group. Tired from all that business he rests at a tavern near a port town, Daven Port, which he later fins out to be a brothel, and there he meets Keppel, a red panda faunus femboy. She joins Jasper in his adventures as they bump into an angry Vacuoan in town (which reveals herself later to be the Atlas Special Agent Amaranth). Leaving that scene, Jasper soon finds his team +1 and must leave due to Saoirse's goons still looking for them. The team soon leave Msitral and dock in the city of Vale, which apparently Soap has much history in. Soap catches up with his ex-girlfriend, a VPD detective by the name of Sasha Frass. All does not go well for him in the reunion, adding to that Jasper's heartbreaking, they all go for milkshakes which leads to a chase scene because Héloïse gets kidnapped by Amaranth. Jasper then finds Saoirse on the scene with her goons and which prompts a fight. With the help of Drei Denim ,a hunter cop, and Amaranth they both defeat Sao. Back at the station the Fox is being interrogated and reveals her connection to an old friend of yours, February Gold (See JQ I) but before you can exact any more information she is killed by Héloïse, much to your enabling.

>>2204532
cont.
The whole station gets thrown into a battlefield as Adam assaults the place and later reveals his gratitude on the death of the "thorn on his side." Jasper then finds himself seperated from his team again as he dukes it out 1-on-1 against the Bull faunus, which Amaranth last minute. The agent then helps Jasper reunite with his team along with a couple of other survivors and make their way out of the precinct where a battle is ensuing. Sneaking past the melee, the group tries to signal an evac out of the locked down district.

Congrats, you are now caught up on JQ II

>>2204610
>which Amaranth--
--saves Jasper last minute

>>2204532
>>2204610
I see. Thank you. Though, I never really saw the end of JQ I. Why did Todd get discharged?

>>2204627
Political pressure because an op went sideways and a battlecruiser went down in Vale territory.

>>2204627
Oh sorry, JASPER

>>2204641
But Ironwood put in a good word for Jasper only, seeing his unique skills to persevere (this is his favor to him).
Jasper turns this down to be with his team and a couple Lien richer

>>2204641
IIRC Vale and Atlas agreed on all deniability probably to save face from the other continents

>>2204671
kingdoms*

>>2204627
Jasper stumbled upon a black project where they were making clones to train as hunters. The project was terminated and Jasper, along with his team, were given 50k lien and a wave goodbye.

>>2204968
Natsu >Hunter> Tar> Reina

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Here's the izzy fucking section of the cap since people were exceptionally interested in it.

Oh. Pizza hut pizza goes dry and nasty instantly.

Well that's a waste.

>>2207961
That sucks. Pizza's supposed to be something that gets better when you leave it overnight.

>>2207961
Yea, it doesn't do well without refrigeration.
Papa Johns on the other hand...
12 hours later and it's somehow even better.

>>2207961
damn.

Well, at least thanks. I can learn from your mistake. I hope that's at least a small consolation for you.

>Quickest food this morning: The Panera Bread I parked by
>$.80 bagel, $.20 egg, $1.00 steak, $.50 cheese. Apply heat: $3.00

I want my truck to come with a fridge and cook surface.

Anyway, I'm going driving now. Gotta be in Wilsonville OR by 8 on the 8th.

>>2208189
Uhm, have fun? Try to, at least, it makes everything easier.

When are you going to stop for today?

>>2208189
I read that as "Wisconsin" at first and get excited for a split second.

>>2208209
Uhh probably 2-300 miles from my dropoff.

>>2208492
Uhm... in hours?
I'm not good with numbers.

>>2208517
50-60 mph 4-500 miles, anywhere from 8-10 hours.

>>2208931
Might just go 300-400 miles actually. Thought it was the 7th. I've got more time than I thought.

>>2208961
Damn, that's a wonderful feeling, isn't it?

>>2208977
Not really, it means an extra day before I can get more miles and thus more money.

What's for breakfast, /trash/?
Just made a pair of burritos with red pepper, 3 eggs, some shredded cheddar, and sausage.

>>2209002
Huh. Sorry.

>>2209026
No sorry. Only dreams.

Getting loaded finarry.

>>2209023
I'll have some of that pls

>>2209230
literally (are you CYOAnus) or metaphorically (are you Dryden) ?

>>2209281
Literally.

>>2209230
Good 4U CYOA-senpai.
Can I call you CYOAnus-senpai?

>>2209296
Also looks like I'm going 275 miles today. Places to stop dry up after my fuel stop for a few hunnid miles.

>>2209396
Just don't call me late for dinner.

Hah. Hah. Hah. Kill me.

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>>2209432
I won't kill you.
Here.
Have a bunny.

>>2209432
Now now.
Once your soul is in ashes, you will have my permission to die.

>>2209449
Those bottoms are far too small. Why you can see her whole butt!

>>2209456
Calm down, Cinder, she's already dead.

>>2209456
Too late brb gensokyo.

>>2209589
Loading tek 2long

I wanna drive. WTB drive ty.

>>2209589
>gensokyo
???

>>2209788
Ask /jp/

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>>2209456
top KEK

Can someone ITT make a RWBY general back on /co/? I would but I don't have the links

>>2210561
>going to /co/
You're on your own, bud.

>>2210561
I haven't been to the /co/ threads in a while now.

I just realized. We have a small surprisingly strong mini Grimm on our butt. Pokemon anyone?

>>2210629
Peng doesn't like fighting other Grimm, for obvious reasons.

>>2210629
How will you even capture the one at Shoehorn Valley?

>>2210668
Timerball

>>2210629
>>2210652
YFW he's actually right

>>2210721
He is, she's said many times that she won't help us fight grimm unless she has to.

>>2210741
I meant pokeyman guy. Peng is speshul.

>>2210741
Another reason we should get rid of her for an actual weapon. A Hunter's job is to Hunt Grimm.

>>2210741
Not really.
We had a discussion about this one time, and she told us that we will help us fighting Grimm, but would appreciate it if we only do it /use her if we really can't avoid it.

>>2210765
Well, 111 SP for Caliburn.
Better think of some good questions, m80

Also:
A Hunter's Job ist to PROTECT Humanity from the Grimm.
Nobody ever said that this has to be done through fighting.

>>2210787
Really, we only need an Undo+
We know Penny can get us into Jill's room. We just have to have Penny monitor Jill on the surveillance cams and when she's away without her weapon, slip in, pick it up, then Undo+.

>>2210824
>This is how we get the real deal and not the shoppe replica.

>>2210845
And we're only 3 SP away iirc.
Undo+ is only 40, if memory serves.

>>2210824
Glad somebody picked up on my idea.
I would advise buying a normal Undo too, just if something goes wrong, I'd like to be on the safe side.

>>2210824
We should think of a good excuse as to why we have a Caliburn though, Jill isn't going to like it.

But we're going to have to do that with the Shop Replica too.

>>2210903
Just tell her we unlocked another part of our semblance.

Then start stocking up Undo+'s and become an even better Velvet.

>>2210924
But we'd have to carry all the weapons around, Velvet doesn't.

>>2210940
Rocket.
Lockers.
We just pick a favorite that we keep with us and store the rest.

>>2210950
Beacon has Rocket Lockers, I don't know if the base has them too.
And I don't know about Atlas Academy either.

>>2210963
I'd say "they do until the don't," like how RT treats the manga's canon, but it's up to CYOAnon.

>>2210976
Sure why not.

Oh, and since we know Ironwood pulls out and returns to Atlas after the tournament which should happen soon, it's likely Todd will be back in Atlas before we get enough for a second Undo+, so it doesn't really matter if the base has rocket lockers, if Atlas does due to >>2211087.
[spoiler]Unless that's not CYOAnon.[/spoiler]

Seems pretty quiet.
I'm thinking about maybe getting a 4th CYOA going since I'm a piece of shit and haven't written anything since fun got banned on /co/. If I did...


Are you a
[Boy]
[Girl]
?

>>2211305
Grill, lets make the ratio 1:1

>>2211305
Girl

>>2211136
Lil grill. We need a Jasper to Mari's Todd.

>>2211305
>[Boy]

>>2211305
VACUO, MAN

>>2211411
EVOLUTION BRO

>>2211305
Grill

>>2211321
>>2211347
>>2211351
>>2211397
>>2211397
>>2211440
4-2 Girl
And you are a..
[Human]
[Faunus]
?

>>2211444
>Faunus

>>2211444
Faunus, just for diversity's sake.

>>2211428
looking back at it again there was no bro in it just man

>>2211451
Oh, make the non-white write the token minority.
I get it.

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>>2211460
yes there was

>>2211477
You are literally text on a screen thanks to the lack of a name.

>>2211492
I was joking, anon.

Lol. ~2.5h from stop and we have ANOTHER CYOA starting. Soon we'll have more CYOA than voters.

>>2211305
Just use Thatch's character creator pic and NERF THE KNIFE'S PRICE

>>2211510
Don't worry, I'll probably be done in an hour or so.
I haven't thought that far in advance, besides making the main characters.
I'm getting reeeaaallly lucky with these votes.

>>2211481
>the threesome offer afterwards

>>2211481
When did this happen?

>>2211448
>>2211451
Ah, you're a Faunus! But where are you from again?

[Mistral]
[Vacuo]

>>2211600
That's racist man.

But obviously Vacuo.

>>2211600
Vacuo.

>>2211600
>[Vacuo]
Evolution bruh

>>2211616
Regardless of the original two choices, these were going to be the options for the setting.

>>2211587
http://8ch DOT net/rwby/res/8596.html#q8902
When Amaranth goes to rescue our team.

I see.

>>2211677
>that tapir faunus scene

>>2211723
What?

>>2211728
Poor guy just wanted to get he dick wet in the middle of an active urban warzone.

The way, Lynnettet is 29 years old.

>>2211809
>she was 11 when she had Jill
Jesus fuck.
Izzy's dad did everything wrong.

>>2211817
Trrbl guy, ye.

>>2211809
>>2211817

That is not okay.

>>2211850
It's fine she a faunus.

>>2211843
How the fuck do either of them look up to him?

>>2211616
>>2211635
>>2211659
Ah, right!

You are Aero Swann, one of dozens of new students at Shade. Your transport has just landed on campus. You check your scroll. Looks like you have about an hour before orientation. You don't want to be late, and you're not very familiar with the campus, but you should still let your parents know you made it safe.

<THIS DETERMINES CANON>
[Call your parents.]
[Don't call your parents, don't want to be late!]
[Your parents are dead.]

>>2211864
>[Call your parents.]

>>2211864
He's a very stronk hunter.

>>2211864
Does this take place in the same world as JQ?
>[Dead]

>>2211895
I'm going to go with "it does until it doesn't."

>>2211864
>call em

>>2211864
Call them.

Also, any characters in MQ that I have yet to draw that people want drawings of? I'll do most of the important ones, I just want priorities.

>>2211943
I kinda want to see CINT, although we never really "saw" her.
And Lena, she's cool too.

>>2211943
Draw more Alban

>>2211976
please no.
if we're going to break his heart, I'd like to forget about him asap

>>2212007
Wait what

>>2212024
Alban's into us.
Laurel's into us.
We have to choose.
And most people seem to be more fond of Laurel than Alban.
(Fucking Yurilovers goddamn)

>>2212042
Hold on.
Dry has yet to give us the flashback.
And Alban has yet to try to "woo" Mari.
I mean he doesn't look like he'd be very good at seduction but who knows?

>>2212042
Yuri a shit

>>2211873
>>2211895
>>2211930
>>2211943
You move away from the docks in search of a quiet spot outside of ancient monument they call a school. You round the corner of the building and spy a peaceful little oasis. Plant life isn't exactly common in the desert, so you take in the tranquility and beauty of the greens. Spotting a bench, you plop yourself down and search your contacts for [Home].

"Hello?"
"Hey dad, I made it."
"That's great, honey. Thanks for letting us know. I know your mom can be a bit much some times."

[I know, but it's ok. She means well.]
[Yea, thank god I'm not home anymore.]
[Write-in.]

>>2212082
>[I know, but it's ok. She means well.]

>>2212082
C. Make sure she doesn't find "the stash". You know the one.

>>2212053
Laurel has told us that she has feelings for us and Alban told Rufus that he has feelings for us.

I don't want it either, but heartbreak is going to happen.

>>2212082
>[I know, but it's ok. She means well.]
let's be nice

>>2212108
Ay papi

>>2212106
>>2212108
>>2212128
You end the call and make you way back to the entrance. Entering the building, you are met with a massive hall filled with your fellow students. This must be where the orientation will be.
Most of them seem to have already formed groups, but a few of them are just standing by themselves or playing on their scrolls. The first ones that really stick out are a boy leaning on a pillar near the entrance and a girl on her scroll not to far away. You should..

[Pass the time on your scroll.]
[Introduce yourself to (the boy)/(the girl).]
[Find somewhere to stand near the (front)/(back).]

>>2212210
>[Introduce yourself to (the boy)
Making friends is important, and the girl on her scroll would probably just be annoyed by us if she's on her scroll

>>2212210
Stand at the back.
Be "that kid".

>>2212210
>[Find somewhere to stand near the front.]

>>2212210
Play with your scroll

>>2212233
>>2212240
>>2212247
>>2212291
Roll: 3, so >>2212247


You ignore the other students and make your way through the room. You're small stature lets you easily maneuver through the crowd until you spy a raised surface and a podium. You continue through the mass of bodies until you find yourself near the front. You check your scroll quick. About 10 minutes left. You notice that everyone around you seems to ignore your presence.

[Wait in silence.]
[Play with your scroll.]
[Draw attention to yourself. (How?)]

>>2212374
Play with your scroll.

>>2212374
>[Play with your scroll.]

>>2212374
Wait in silence.

Also when does this happen in the timeline?

>>2212415
At an undisclosed time to be determined when I figure out the plot.
I'll probably be done for the day in a couple more posts.
I'm really just filling a void and trying to get back into writing.

>>2212394
>>2212402
>>2212415

You take out your scroll. A swipe and a tap later, you've loaded up Flappy Grimm. You tap away at the screen, trying to push your high score higher as the minutes tick by.

"Good afternoon."
You jerk your head up, slipping your phone away. A man about in his 50s towers over the student body.
"My name is Professor Alabaster. I am pleased to welcome each of you to Shade Academy. Before we get you started on your path towards being a Hunter, we're going to have to evaluate you all once more. While this won't affect your enrollment, we encourage you to do your best. Now, would all students who's last names begin with A through K please follow Professor DeFleur. The rest of you will follow me."

"A through K, this way."
Your head turns to the sound, curious to see your other instructor. Your eyes take in woman who hardly looks over 30, despite her pure, white hair. She begins leading her group down a hall that leads left from the main hall.

Turning back to Professor Alabaster, you move with the rest of the students heading right before eventually filing into a classroom.

"Take a seat."

You quickly take the nearest available seat before glancing down on the scroll sitting on your desk. The last person takes their seat, and Alabaster clears his throat to quiet the room.

"You have two more tasks before your education can begin. The first is this test. The next will be explained later. You may begin."

The screen lights up.

Question 1..

[Do your best.]
[He said it doesn't count anyways, just blow through it.]

>>2212635
Do your best.

Or "Ganbatte" as weebs would say.

>>2212635
>[Do your best.]
Always.

>>2212635
>[Do your best.]

CYOAnon, if you're at your stop, let me know I'll quit.
Gotta go get dinner soon anyways.

>>2212710
Bout 40min. Gabba fuel/park.

>>2212703
>>2212707
>>2212709
You hunker down and do your best to answer the questions. Most of them are easy, but you're sure you probably got a fair share of them wrong as well. When you answer the final one, the scroll shuts off.

You look up and glance around the room. Looks like almost everyone is done. You wait in silence for a few minutes until the last people finish.

The professor makes his way to the door as the final scroll turns off, "Everyone, follow me outside."

You file out with the rest of the group, trailing behind Alabaster as he leads the pack out through the main hall. He makes his way to the side of the building opposite the oasis, you and the students close behind. You hear a noise, and turn to see Professor DeFleur's group exiting the academy with her group.

The two groups meet and converge on the side of the building. The two teachers stand near the wall surround the school, with your groups in between.

"Students. This is your final exam for today."

Alabaster places his hand on the wall and it opens up to reveal the entrance to a maze.

"Reach the end of this labyrinth in the shortest time that you can. Students who take longer than two hours will be given a no-score. As before, this does not affect your admission to Shade."

"Begin."

[Time to fly.]
[Pace yourself.]
[Fuck it, just get in and pass the two hours somehow.]

>>2212962
Alright. I should be done with all I have planned by then.

>>2212970
>[Time to fly.]
Always give your best.

>>2212970
>[Time to fly.]
Be a student your parents can be proud of.

>>2212970
[Time to fly.]

>>2212993
>>2213006
>>2213077

You immediately sprint into the entrance with your fellow students. The crowd thins with each and every turn. You turn left. Right. Right again. Left.
And find yourself at a dead end.

This happens a few times as you continue to rush through the twists and turns, doing your best to remember where you've already been.
As you backtrack once more, you notice someone jobbing with their hand on the left wall.
You immediately remember the trick, but wonder if it's worth the time.

[Just keep going. You'll find it.. Eventually.]
[Completing it's more important than time, right?]

>>2213122
>[Completing it's more important than time, right?]

>>2213122
Number 2

>>2213122
We're hunters, right?

Is the maze closed on the top? If not, can we climb/wall jump up, or can we use semblance or weapon to go up?

Also:
What's our semblance and weapon?

>>2213196
The walls are 10 feet high and roofed.

I should have explained earlier that your weapon, with the rest of your belongings, were left on the transport and brought to the dorms, where they will be waiting in your room following team formation. You will retrieve it and have it explained later.

Your semblance is not useful in this situation at all, and will be explained later.

>>2213240
dang.

>>2213122
>[Completing it's more important than time, right?]
Statistically speaking, the wall trick costs more time than choosing paths at random but memorizing them.

(I lied about fueling, but now that I'm online, I want to go to Taco Bell)

[] Specifically order an absurd burrito with 3x added chicken
[] Get like 3 bean burritos and a chicken soft taco
[] Chicken Quesadilla (Extra chicken because I'm a simple man who likes chicken.) + 2 Chicken soft tacos
[] Some other cuh-razy concoction

>>2213308
[x] Order the thing with as much chicken in it, toss out the non chicken stuff and go floor press your truck.
Gotta eat big to get big, C'MON.

>>2213308
Just get a bunch of chicken tacos if you're on a chicken taco kick.
The quesadillas at TBell are pretty disappointing and bland imo.

>>2213308
Get the burritos just so you can hate yourself later.