/sug/ - Steven Universe General
Confused space turtle Edition
Previous thread: >>2166841
>NEW EPISODES in June:
https://twitter.com/mcburnett/status/715266616188080128
http://www.ew.com/article/2016/03/30/steven-universe-uncle-grandpa-renewed-season-5-cartoon-network
>HQ DL Links for Season 1 and 2, plus comics and shorts:
https://mega.nz/#F!Y5E0BKjK!UsE19rOYDa5Ttl5QRFwgtw
>tracklist MEGA folder:
http://mega.nz/#F!UM0RRTqT!B8_GZllwRbMUT6StcX09mA
>Leaked promos:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ucDKqtTdnjs
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NXmJgSC_-y4
>/sug/ writebin:
http://pastebin.com/f86yQm0T
>Crewniverse tumblr:
http://stevencrewniverse.tumblr.com/
>Listen to Soundtrack Here:
https://soundcloud.com/aivisura
>The Steven Universe Booru:
http://stevenuniverse.booru.org/
>/sug/ flock draw:
http://skycow.us/r/su
good edition
>>2172464
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WeGGyZoIhHc
Why is she so sad, /sug/?
Want to confess anything anon?
Beckie mailed this to me when I sent her trail mix
Still cannot draw, send some help with your favorite images
I'm putting the call out now for a drawfag to do Ruby and Sapphire as corrupted gems in the form of turtles.
>>2172496
Pearl will always be a best.
>>2172496
She isn't, she is just literally autistic and Ian is her caretaker. I don't get why /sug/ can't accept that
>>2172496
Steven, this isn't funny...
>>2172510
This one will always be a favorite of mine.
>>2172530
Lol epic
>>2172515
Just so you don't go crazy and request this every thread, scribble did this a while ago.
>>2172528
Pearl is the literal personification of Sugar's own self-hatred and self-esteem issues
That's exactly why she is best gem.
>>2172505
Monster buddies is my favorite episode. It's the sweetest
>>2172391
That's one of the reasons I'm looking forward to chapter 6 so much, since one of the positions is a Lapis DP.
>>2172591
These are the best because they are by far the two most unwatchable episodes.
>Favorite Gem
>Sexual fetish/Fantasy involving that gem
>Headcanon you believe about that gem
>What you want their endgame to be
<3
>>2172505
I feel like giving up but I'm too much of a pussy to actually do anything
>>2172510
>>2172505
Whenever i write a fic i put a little of my own sexual fustration and desires into every fic, sometimes going overboard by making the fic longer or to detailed causing me to repeat myself to much.
I havn't had a real relationship in my life so i sometimes get depressed while writing up cute cuddly couple stuff when writing causing me to take longer than normal.
I think i write because deep down i thirst a happy healthy sexual relationship, someone to talk to on a personal level and to love on said level without any personal drama or needs being pushed onto one another.
That was a mouthful
>>2172612
Unf the thought of both of her lovely holes being full of spunk is pretty fucking hot.
Can't wait.
>>2172505
I'm a pedophile
>>2172680
At least you finally admitted it, Conniefag.
>>2172680
I think he meant confess something that wasn't obvious. Like 60% of /sug/ probably is, and that is fucking terrifying
>>2172505
I can't even speak as myself on here without bullied and spammed until I'm forced to shut up.
>>2172660
Only two more months before new episodes but find something to do in the mean time, anime, another cartoon, some fucking thing to distract you long enough for this terrible hiatus to end.
>>2172706
60% why would you say that
>>2172718
Well what do you have to say anon?
You can tell me.
I'll help you resist the bullys if you need help.
>>2172670
Need a hug?
>>2172698
just do it anon, the worst that can happen is people calling you shit. I support you if that helps...
>>2172718
Kill yourself Kim, you fucking martyr
>>2172640
Why is she such a molester?
>>2172698
...
Xman?
>>2172680
>>2172698
please kill yourself
>>2172744
getting jelous uh?
>>2172505
Any time somebody posts here about having a normal life or having a gf or a job I get intensely jealous and go on the attack of that person or try to shitpost them into oblivion. I really don't like normies here.
>>2172505
I've had (have?) anorexia and now I'm a stressed out alcoholic. Kinda miss looking as thin as I used to be but at least now I can be a somewhat productive member of society.
>>2172771
No one wanted to hear about that guy blogging about fucking a pregnant girl
>>2172706
>60%
Hope not. Pedos are degenerates. Steven is too pure.
>>2172771
Anon promise me something.
Give no mercy to the ones that brag about it.
>>2172505
I'm seriously questioning if this stall was a good idea, I usually end the night with 100-200 bucks in profit, but a lot of it is from selling small stuff and I rarely sell the Funkos I've been posting.
Bart of me wants to back out of it, but another part of me knows I'm losing a potential source of income if I do.
>>2172505
about the same as this guy >>2172660
>>2172698
people will judge, but it didn't stop many artists from drawing what they want, I say: go for it, do what you think it's right as long as you keep it virtual
>>2172706
ehhhhhh talk for yourself, kids are a major turn off to me
>>2172718
You're just an Anon, no one will know who are you
>>2172771
>I really don't like normies anywhere
>>2172782
You're good now, Anon, you did it
>>2172734
First of all, these assholes at work (theres 5 of them) keep whispering about me and glare at me when I look at them. And I just found out that my brother is a pedophile, he's going to Thailand to fuck little boys.
>>2172670
That's rough, man. But at least you have an outlet now.
I had some pose ideas, if you wanted to hear them.
>>2172505
Sur. I am totally dependent on weed to keep myself from stressing out from anxiety.
It's not so bad cause I don't smoke everyday, but still I totally use it at least a couple times a week as a crutch.
>>2172505
i'm failing pretty bad at college, this year has barely started and i am already stressed like it's the end of the second semester.
Also i'm in a sexual relationship not at all healthy with a legal but considerably younger than me girl.
Sometimes i feel like nothing gives me joy anymore, i do the things i used to love like martial arts and reading but knowing that i fucked up the plan i had in my head of my life doesn't let me enjoy anything.
I feel i want to end it all sometimes.
>>2172505
I work on art but then I don't post it because I see too many flaws.
>>2172809
>Bart
*Part
I need some coffee...
>>2172840
Post some of oyur art anon.
Give it a risk i bet its lovly
>>2172822
At least he's going somewhere where it's legal.
>>2172857
but still...
>>2172823
Thanks Lapis friend, i guess i do sorta have a way to vent, even though it kinda disrubes my writing sometimes when i think about what I want rather than what the anon that requested wants.
Most of the unrequested sex scenes you see in a fic comes from my own desires.
Also thanks Lapis friend but how about posting that tommorrow, im feeling so sad to do some lewd brainstorming with you right now.
I'm sorry.
>>2172840
This is probably sounding really greedy for your work, but maybe anons could help point out what's wrong and it'll make your next pieces of work better with smaller flaws.
>>2172846
Here you go.
>>2172742
does this honestly make you happy?
>>2172824
I tried weed recently and it was amazing, instead of being an anxiety-ridden, unmotivated, depressed mess, I was actually able to function like a normal human being. I don't think I'd want to be dependent on it but I think I'll try to get it for medical reasons.
Guys this is bumming me out
Post Peributt
>>2172881
End it
>>2172873
Sorry to hear that, buddy. I hope you feel better.
>>2172822
that's messed up anon, about the guys at work i would advice you to be the big guy but fuck that, you should get revenge, like you should make them suffer you know, spread a little gossip, make it belivable plant some fake evidence of it, hell you could set them up as pedos themselves.
steven needs to go on a diet
>>2172888
No shame anon. If that works for you, great
>>2172816
i guess i may give it a try. the thing is, I'd like to work drawing at some point. I'd be taking a big risk
>>2172895
Same here. Thanks for helping me grow into the writefag i am today.
Your a great friend man.
Your requests help me vent alot of sexual lust and fustration greatly and i thank you for it.
I hope one i will find someone who likes me for who i am rather than the money in my pocket or to remove there virginity for fun.
Thanks man.
>>2172914
fucking this, we need steven to realize that being a blob of fat is not healthy and that he needs to make some changes on his life, telling kids is ok to be fat if you are a special magical being it's ok is not fine, no one is a magical rock from space i hate this bs.
I have no problem with races or genders or whatever bs they want people to learn to accept however i do have problems with fat people trying to justify their shit, c'mon!! respect yourself it's a fucking desease!! you are an addict to food.!!
>>2172892
sounds okay to me
>>2172896
hehehe I should do that! or at least find out where they live and take all of their mail including their checks.
>>2172965
I'm never going to be able to look at that scene in Rose's Scabbard without crying now, damn you Sugar
>>2172888
>instead of being an anxiety-ridden, unmotivated, depressed mess, I was actually able to function like a normal human being
This is why I picked it up so frequently in high school, and still to this day.
If I am in a rough patch it seems to be the only thing I can do to get through the weeks, it even helps me stay focused on my school work, go figure.
>>2172874
>Here you go.
Thanks, but I already have one. Kona coffee is great for the soul, but at 40 bucks a pound it hurts the wallet something fierce.
>>2172914
i can't make fun of those. that girl is probably trying to stay alive. you're getting me depressed guys
>>2172940
Use another identity.
Unless your style is too characteristic - in that case, well, it'd be better to keep it to yourself, or at least don't make it public.
Either way, you could go pro by yourself doing just what you like and growing a fanbase. Formal companies are great but doing what pleases you is even more.
>>2172977
I look forward to it, Anon. I can give advice and help if you want.
>>2172965
I didn't know my requests meant that much to you. I'll try to keep them up as long as possible.
I think you're pretty cool too, you seem like a nice guy and our fetishes line up well (no homo).
>>2172997
I already cry like a bitch every time.
>>2172464
/SUG/ - sad edition
>>2172965
Just remember if you find someone that's right for you, MAKE SURE that their near perfect for you.
>>2172965
>This is the bond between requester and writer
I wish i had the courage to request more from writeanons but i'm too hungry for drawings instead of text.
Well i'm going to bed before i enter depression again, good night sadmans.
>>2173036
actually, I like this edition
everybody being honest (?) and amicable
we probably wouldn't have such thread in the main boards
>>2173009
I don't think she cares at this point. Her mom tries to help but she'd rather keep doing her own thing. Eating disorders literally eat your logic away and you can't quit them on your own even if you know you're gonna die. It's like an addiction.
Is Ashley even alive now? Haven't heard about her in a while.
>>2173036
seems like it
>>2172991
that would be cool but if they have pets spare them.
>>2172464
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ExToeS_ZaCg&list=LLSp0CuYUGRQesqAIzqgOJhQ&index=17
Throwing up the crossover fanfics I posted in the previous thread, feedback is encouraged.
>Steven Universe/Ratchet & Clank
>http://pastebin.com/7KX3ygYc
>Steven Universe/Kingdom Hearts
>http://pastebin.com/6S3wbWYu
>>2173067
there's relief in sadness
I want to give Amy a hug.
Actually, while we're being honest here, I've wanted to write stuff but I can't write lewd for shit
Whatever, we have a lot of writefags around anyways
>CN is not going to release Sadie's song in my country
Thank god
>>2173128
Now you'll never learn that Steven is trans.
>>2173120
But you can write anything anon, no one is stopping you. You just need to say that you don't do lewds
>>2173128
I'm glad SOMEONE knows how skippable that Episode is.
>tfw you have a gf who loves SU
you guys can make it, too
>>2173159
I don't really want to, i'm fine going solo for this wild ride but thank god you have someone with you.
>>2173120
People will ask for non-lewd writes too.
>>2173142
I'm just happy I've helped you out, man. Like I said, I had no idea my requests meant so much to you.
>>2173030
I'm a drawfag and I've been thinking about doing furry or porn commissions for a while, not into that stuff at all but it sounds like a good way to make money and stay alive.
My only concern is my art style, I'm thinking about doing professional stuff in the art field so I wouldn't want any porn shit I do to be recognizable. It's not that hard to deviate from my usual style but I'm still worried about it.
What do you think, good idea or bad idea?
>>2173159
I don't want my significant other to know I'm into this.
>>2173030
it is, you can tell is me. hide doesn't feel good. but hey, becky drew shota and things turned pretty good for her, i may have a chance
>>2173159
I'm not sure if I'd want that. /sug/ is bad enough.
>>2173180
do something cartoony, people seem to like that.
>>2173120
write a crossover with rick & morty,
plot: pearl steals Rick's dimensional visor thingy to find a reality where she ended up with Rose, morty stays with her and reliefs her depression while the rest of the cool characters have badass adventures.
is it true we won't see new eps until june
at least we have the show confirmed through season five. th-that's worth it, right guys?
>>2173180
The lawful guy in me wishes for you to not do furry shit.
>>2173204
Anon...
Season 3-5 is just Season 2 and 3 cut in half.
I'm sorry you had to find out this way.
>>2173174
I guess that's why i add alot of character to Lapis and Jasper, i project a bit onto them.
Anyway its late and i gotta go to bed.
I'll be on here tomorrow, ready to set up your next chapter Lapis friend.
Good night!
>>2173180
>I'm a drawfag and I've been thinking about doing furry or porn commissions for a while, not into that stuff at all but it sounds like a good way to make money and stay alive.
Not just stay alive, get rich. Furries with pay out the ass for shitty drawings of their fursonas.
I say do it, you can always buy the pieces of your soul back later.
>>2173229
Good night, buddy.
>>2173225
>>2173204
We might get them near the end of May from other countries, but yeah. Only the dead have seen the end of hiatus.
>>2173180
Look at the professional, now look at your art, is it alike? If is that so, well you need to change your style to do that sorta nasty stuff. If it's not, you're good! You can learn the professional way and use your own personal style for your porn, people probably will not recognize you, even if they do, it won't be a problem after a while.
>>2173199
>>2173230
Good advice.
>>2173190
Godspeed anon.
>>2173180
>tfw drawfag open to stuff but too self conscious to charge people money for my shit doodles
Are we done being sad now?
Good night /sug/, I have to wake up in five hours and will probably be a nervous wreck all day
Have a random image
I Do Not Know What To Say
That Is Incredible
>>2173225
B-But they said it was a renewal...
>>2173282
just let us vent some stuff, the porn and waifu fagging will be back soon
>>2173282
only if you can cure my mom's cancer
>>2173291
That image is surprisingly relevant, with what happened today.
Becky needs therapy, we all need therapy.
>>2173308
They lied
Really they just straight-up lied
At least we're not Uncle Grandpa, which apparently went through the same shit and got cancelled on top of that
>>2173275
I'll try to be optimistic, i usually can't, but I'll give it a try
>>2173308
They tried to lie themselves up some hype.
I feel really bad for Matt, being paid to pretend all these things that keep happening are good.
why every artist is such a perv? I'm not judging, but most seem to be into weird stuff
>>2173352
beats me, just popular demands i guess
I like really cute things
>>2173352
I think it's people that's the common denominator, not artists.
>>2173282
I am always sad, bet my ass most guys here are too, leave them be. This is the best thread we had in hours, maybe days.
here, have some sad Peridot
>>2173314
I am really sorry to hear that.. just remember: you are not alone, you are never alone.
>>2173352
Because they are fucking losers, perverted lonely depressed poor tortured soul losers
Where are you from, /sug/? Argentina here
>>2173388
Eh, I'd argue that I'm only mildly depressed instead of full-on sad.
But on the other hand, that depends on your definition of sad.
>>2173377
i sure do that. same for beliefs, points of view, aesthetic preferences, etc
>>2173346
Taking bets on how long it will take Matt to drink himself to death
>>2173410
SoCal, but that's all I'm giving you guys.
>>2173408
>implying you aren't
at least they turn that into something good
>>2173338
great! You definitely should
>>2173352
what >>2173377 have said and complementing: drawing porn and weird shit can actually help improving technique much better and faster because it requires some specific study and research (depending on the subject). Artists who don't try it not even once are just wasting a great opportunity to learn.
>>2172496
I want to hug her and tell her it will be okay
Are any of the drawfags still on for requests?
>>2173426
i think is more probable that zuke kills herself
>>2173411
>only mildly depressed instead of full-on sad
bulls-eye, that
>>2173437
>implying you aren't
Of course i am i rarely work on my art though
I sometimes wish i could wake up cuddling Peridot or any gem to be honest and have this life be a dream
>>2173410
Peru. My internet cauldron is extra awful tonight and I'm running out of booze. Worst Sunday ever.
>>2173408
I'm a drawfag and I can confirm, except for the lonely part.
>>2173456
After today's con, I am placing my bets on Rebecca ending it first
>>2173411
depression and sadness are different. sadness is like the sense of loss. depression is cold and empty
>>2173494
Is it bad that I think chokers are fashionable? Because I think if they didn't have that sexual aspect about them I'd be more comfortable wearing one.
>>2173500
Ok, I've asked this to someone last thread, and I don't want to spam but can you do this but with Lapis?
>>2173494
she vents her stuff at least, that's why i place my bets on zuke
>>2173500
could you do a sad Jasper?
>>2173534
who cares, just wear them if you like em
>>2173534
I want to have a GF that makes me wear a choker with her name embroidered on it.
>>2173556
I do, it's lame but I took the choker part from this dress and wear it when I go out sometimes.
>>2173476
you should do, feels good
>>2173534
I've tried wearing chokers before, but they freak me out. I can't stand any pressure on my throat it makes me feel like I'm going to die.
>>2173534
i really don't see a sexual aspect about those, people wore them a lot a few years ago
>>2173494
These are the first pictures I've seen of Rebecca where she is pleasant to look at. I don't know if it's the lighting or what, but she looks nice.
>>2173588
That's really cute. I always wear chokers, I think they look cool and I feel incomplete without one. I honestly never thought of them as sexual.
Pic related is kind of what I usually wear though.
>>2173614
With all due respect
>but being ableist as fuck
retards
I would love to have more heartless sex hounds here, but what do you expect from a lot of teenagers that get off to 2d characters and browse this website. We get what we get, nothing much that can be done.
>>2173592
I can never bring myself to get my stuff out but when i do i love drawing because it's the only productive thing i do
>>2173650
most of her pics are from conventions. she's tired and sweating, probably hungry and sleepy too. obviously not her best moment
>>2173669
>>2173669
Great, now I'm hard. You better be a girl.
"Dancing"
>>2173542
I honestly wouldn't be surprised if she did at some point, which is sad because I love her work
>>2173691
>implying a cute boi wouldn't be hot af wearing that
are you gay or something?
>>2173691
Well, I'm uggo so I don't count as a girl. I still don't see what's sexual about chokers. I mean, they're like tight necklaces. Unless you're into petplay or some shiz like that.
Fuck all these limp-dick Crystal Gems and chicken-shit Homeworlders.
Fuck this 24/7 spew of keep beach city weird bullshit.
Fuck gem pride. Fuck Ronaldo's blog! Fuck all of it!
>>2173709
i think you meant taking buttplug out
>>2173733
I think they're sexual mainly because they're so popular in S&M porn.
I wish they weren't so I got less looks while wearing one, doesn't help that everyone else in my area is short as fuck so I can't really blend in.
>>2173733
Do you have a picture of yourself?
You sound kinda cute andinteresting
>>2173603
>Lapis with sidegills
Ah, the return of the fetish I forgot I had.
>>2173534
Fuck, I wish capes came back into fashion.
If I were a billionaire I'd bribe some celebrities into wearing them at red carpet stuff so the general population would get into it.
I want to cuddle her naked and feel her soft skin
>>2173795
>tfw 5'
Well, even if they are, what's so bad about it? I mean, unless you live in an awful place with the risk of getting unwanted surprise dickings it should be okay.
>>2173803
>cute and interesting
I'm browsing /sug/ on a Sunday night, drinking shitty booze and I gotta work tomorrow at 7 am, I doubt so.
>>2173862
i think everyone just stopped wearing them as people moved more to closed spaces. same goes for hats i think
>>2173878
thats one cute pudgy peri
definitely spoiled allot
>>2173878
Toddlercon is legit disgusting.
>>2173881
I'm a loner, sorry for trying.
>>2173862
Capes are hot, anon. Wear one and take pics.
>>2173410
Minnesota, USA
>>2173915
>those lil jaspers
good thing gems dont need sleep
Connie has a report to do on Plant Biology and Steven wants to help out, so he asks the Gems about some of his Mom's plant history. The Gems are busy with Gem duties, but on Steven's pestering mention that she had Biomes all over the Earth, but most were lost in the war. Lion listening in takes Steven to one after the Gems are out of ear shot.
Once he gets there, he sees many dead exotic plants but feels like he's being watched. That's when he's tangled up with some vines, and scared he fights them off. He hears a voice that tells him that she means no harm and the vines withdraw, with a plant coming out of the shadows. Introducing herself as Rudraksha, she tells Steven she's a magic Gem Plant that Rose grew but tells him she's weak since she disappeared. Steven takes her back to Beach City to take care of her, but promised the plant not to show her to any of the Gems.
Soon, people in Beach City start to get weak and Steven realizes it's Rudraksha's doing. She is a special Gem, created in part by Rose. While corrupted, she has the ability to merge with Organic life, though not Steven since he is half-gem. Unlike regular Gems, corrupted Gems need nourishment to sustain themselves, but like growing Gemlings take energy from the Planet. This would explain why Homeworld chose Earth, as it takes Organic Energy to create Gem Life, and also explain why YD hates organic life, as it's something she does not have the soul ability to do. Earth is not the only organic planet, but it's more vibrant than the usual one which is why Homeworld fought for it, but not a huge loss to be used for the cluster.
>>2173910
it's okay anon, you're not missing out.
>>2173410
Canada!
>>2173410
mexico
>>2173410
Maryland, USA.
>>2173954
as cute and adorable as they are
cant help but agree
Fun Fact: Joe Johnston boarded the fish hooks episode where they were all human
>>2173862
Fuck capes I want to go all the way.
Robes with futuristic helmets when? I'm sick and tired of shirts and jeans, give me long flowing robes.
>>2173410
SoCal
Its pretty okayyy
>>2173410
>>2172505
I just feel really depressed about things. I broke up with a long time girlfriend last Fall. I don't miss her in particular, she often was depressed, angry, and she let her dad run her life. But when she was happy and nice, it was great, we loved a lot of the same music and shows. We stopped having sex because she went off the pill (it fucked with her hormones), so she started going after this other guy. She told me about how she felt, I understood, but I didn't want to let go. After 2.5 years, it's hard to do that even if I stopped love-loving her a year before, I just really cared about her. So, we break up soon after that, after I get out the hospital; I'm sick of pity and her lusting after a guy who won't give her the time of day. I let her say it first, it's better for her to do it, she asks why I
m not crying too. It's because while I'm sad it's over, I'm glad that it's done, like putting down a family pet, it suffered for much too long.
I used to write a lot, mostly fan fiction which a few people really liked. Mostly teenage girls, but I had some followers that liked it and would message me. That always blew me away and made me really happy. But now, I'm too anxious, afraid that no one will read it and if they do, they'll hate it. I think about re-writing what I wrote before and I remember some of the really bad stuff and cringe. I want to write badly and I tell people and then I never follow through because of this anxiety.
Then finally, there's school. I'm not failing, I like my classmates, and my professors are great. But, I just don't feel a drive to work towards a career, I'm tired every day, I get distracted in class, and I'm not excelling which is something I'm so used to. I want to succeed, but I'm too depressed and tired to work towards anything besides getting to the next day.
That was a lot... I'll go back to lurking for now.
>>2174016
>In the same city as me.
Oh fuck.
What do you guys think of Kat Morris?
>>2173989
greetings fellow marylander
>>2174033
you're a fucking faggot dude
>>2174047
yeah, pretty much
>>2173954
I don't believe they're necessarily clones, they'll grow into their own Gems. Their own patterns, stripes, hair styles, and so forth.
Maybe the process would even be like how there's Pearls, Blue Pearls, Yellow Pearls, and so forth.
>>2174046
Ayyyy, How you enjoying this hectic weather? 80s in the middle of the week and 50s now. Let's party hard mate
>>2174076
Pearls are all custom made though.
>>2174033
I feel you with the school thing, anon. I'd read your stuff, and we all cringe to old pieces whether they're drawings or writing.
>>2174091
Are they? I don't recall that. Just that they're a status symbol and slaves.
Either way, the point is moot since Gem's aren't born live anyway. I'm just theorizing how that AU could work.
>>2174105
did peri get surgery?
>>2174043
drawn toddlers look gross and weird too
>>2173410
Minnesota, United States.
>>2174012
First capes then robes. We have to do this gradually.
>>2174119
I think the fact that there are different colors of Pearls attests to them being custom made.
That and the fact that real pearls are organic gems.
>>2174076
It's crazy, I wish I could enjoy the colder moments but the wind has been crazy, if only it could be Autumn forever
>>2174119
well how gems form is still vague, you can take machines pumping goo into the ground in multiple directions, Rubies seem cookie cutter but that may just be Steven's limited knowledge on gems
>>2172496
Ian has got the biggest, jolliest cheeks I've ever seen on a person. They practically obscure his vision when he smiles.
Someone post cuddly nonsexual Lapis. I want to hug Lapis more than any gem.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FKYbOskmICQ
Did ms. sugar just admit that she is gay in a roundabout way? I really think she is bi or pan
>>2174208
I'm not sure what defines cuddly.
>>2174169
>Not dragging the world into the 23rd century
We need to force people to wear the robes otherwise they'll never consider just how fashionable they could be.
>>2174229
Does it honestly even matter?
>>2174208
cuddly? Gotu senpai
>>2172505
I've consigned myself to being alone (romantically and sexually) because I recognized a trend of me hating people as I got to know them better. The derisive, cold-hearted part of me gains more hold as I get closer to another person.
>>2174253
what do you hate in people, anon?
>>2174205
I want to pinch his cheeks, just to see how squishy they are. Baby Becky had pinchable cheeks too, but now she's quite thin
>>2174208
smiles coming your way
>>2174253
I'm the same and probably much older than you, it gets worse with time but I stopped caring long ago.
>>2174208
I want her so badly. Fuck it hurts she doesn't exist.
>>2174244
Not at all, it just feels good to know that I was right
>>2174208
Here you are, Lapis best gem for cuddling
http://www.pedoplanet.com/
>>2174232
We could maybe do it as part of a quasi-religious movement to circumvent laws about masks and facial coverings in public places and private establishments.
So cuddly just means cute Lappy? I can do that.
>>2174208
Nobody is gonna hold your hand on the day you die
But baby that don't mean you shouldn't try
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kNaByEBNP5M
>>2174205
I want to motorboat his cheeks.
>>2174229
i would be more surprised if she was absolutely straight
She really wants to cuddle with you.
>>2174208
>>2174268
Eventually, everything.
Over time, my mind breaks people down into their component skills, knowledge, and utilities in the context of how I might exploit them. I don't do it consciously, I just tend to notice it in my patterns of thought at some point in the process. People turn into toolsets that don't want to be used. My own narcissism drives me to dislike them for not thinking the way I do.
I do have a few small circles of friends, but when it comes down to it, I'm friends with them because of their usefulness in distracting me from depression or boredom.
>>2174298
>/sug/ starts a cult just so they can wear clothes they think are cool
Wield your heart, and the world will tremble
>>2174335
cute
>>2174400
It's not the weirdest idea we've had
>>2174111
Thanks, Anon. Nice Trips. It's not the worst, I've had much worse points. I just see it happening and it's frustrating.
If I get some time, I will do some writefagging soon.
>>2174400
Are you saying it wouldn't be the most kickass thing in the world if you could wear a sweet futuristic helmet with robes and explain it as a religious obligation?
I heared that /co/ is getting a new batch of janitors? So I guess we will never be allowed on /co/ again.
>>2174417
Right?
Unrelated, how far are we into funding our trip to Nebraska?
Lady of the sea, happy as can be
Can’t help but wonder if she’d be happier with me
>>2174441
Good
>>2174441
>I heard that /co/ is getting a new batch of janitors? So I guess we will never be allowed on /co/ again.
>Janitors
There's the key word, they aren't mods.
>>2174441
Janitors can't delete threads, only directly report rule breaking to Mods.
>>2174407
You want cute Lappy, you get cute Lappy.
>>2174417
I mean, so long as you don't kill yourselves I guess I could support it...
>>2174460
They can delete posts but not threads?
>>2174383
You need to think on a dreamscape. You think in terms of skills, tools, and categories.
Stop thinking on only the factual and concrete level, and ascend to a way of thinking on an abstract and metaphorical basis. Let your mind blend the realities of the world into a moldable piece of clay in which your mind can explore and also mold to your liking.
Don't think of where something fits, only think what it can do. Yes that car can drive, but what else can it do? Try to explore the possibilities in the realm of emotion and abstractness, but it is alright to think in terms of reality as it is unhealthy to restrict your mind's eye. I will not explore the world for you, for you are the master of your own perception.
What is usefulness? It is nothing, it is made up label to rate the ability of a real thing to achieve a goal, but what is the goal? You say to cure boredom, but what will curing the boredom achieve? Perhaps happiness, but what will you do when you are happy? Perhaps there are other possibilities you can find hidden in the planes of your universe.
I really love this guy's art.
why haven't you accepted connie as your waifu?
she's perfect for hug and fug
>>2174441
who fucking knows, moderation of /co/ is abhorrent, like with how they've been trashing hunger game threads since they've come back. Which I was really looking forward too.
>>2174480
They have no power to delete anything. Otherwise, I would have applied.
>>2174435
So it's like a burka but cooler and not meant to suppress people?
Don't give up /sug/
>>2174484
I know exactly what my goal is, it's to continue living.
Curing boredom and alleviating depression is a way for me to find motivation to continue pursuing that goal.
>>2174519
I'm trying, anon
We're all trying
>>2174537
Persevere, to the bitter end
>>2174500
Bingo.
>>2174547
I'll see you guys there
>>2173878
>>2174091
>>2174231
>>2174472
>>2174488
>>2174508
This is all http://appleuniversing.tumblr.com/ , by the way.
Great SU artist.
>>2174500
Sounds about right. It'd be a way for people to exert more control over how they present themselves to the world, instead of being betrayed by the way they look or their facial expressions.
>>2174520
Oh, are these those infamous "gemlings" I've hard so much talk about?
>>2174522
But what is life? Is life only the chemical reactions that give your body to function as a whole system and produce consciousness? Is it the ability to understand, contemplate, and feel the world around you? Is it a mixture of both, a balance in harmony?
Try looking within yourself to find what life is to you. Consider all possibilities, do not limit yourself. Then consider, what must you do to give yourself what you define as life? It may not be what you think, ponder deep into your mind realm.
>>2174581
Yep.
>>2174622
>Is life only the chemical reactions that give your body to function as a whole system and produce consciousness? Is it the ability to understand, contemplate, and feel the world around you?
Those are the same thing, and yes.
My goal is to continue the existence of the brain that supports my consciousness until such a time that I can replace it with a more durable and capable system.
My goal is simply to enjoy myself as much as possible for as long as possible.
>>2174579
What would be the point of this fake cult? Just keep doing whatever we do now just in mysterious robes and helmets?
Because that doesn't sound too bad actually.
>>2174661
>to continue the existence of the brain that supports my consciousness
You are still thinking with your feet cemented in the factual plane, try thinking in orbit.
How do you feel about your consciousness, what do you feel deep within you when you contemplate your existence? Try putting these facts in a metaphorical context so that you can mix your true emotions with the evidence of the existing world.
>>2174581
Infamous? I wouldn't go that far. They was an initial revulsion due to fear of what might come next, but our fears never really panned out.
I really don't understand why CN premieres new episodes of SU in the way they do as opposed to just putting them out every thursday. I wish they would go back to the old way.
>>2174718
You're deluding yourself if you think you exist anywhere but the physical. When I contemplate my existence, I feel the input of my senses coalescing into a person through the mechanisms of my brain.
I've felt what it's like to be disparate, to be a non-entity composed only of input without context, when I found out what ego death was. I got to experience, in real time, the feedback loops kicking back in to join all the input into a consciousness. I've been taken from a glorified set of cameras and microphones to a human being in the span of two hours, and all it took was parts of my brain starting to function properly again.
>>2174519
>posts a picture of someone who gave up
>>2174716
I'd imagine that the overarching purpose would be to strive to educate yourself and the people around you about the world and the sciences, while promoting causes like space exploration, while also doing what you normally do and wearing sweet robes and helmets.
>>2174496
this would be better without the heart shaped pupils, its funnier if she's licking him nonsexually
>>2174855
Learn from the failures of others, Anon
>>2174839
thats a pretty cute smoothie, not overly done
>>2174839
How would a fusion between two Gems with the same Gem location actually work? Gem size increases and coloring changes with fusion, but they don't change positions.
>>2174908
That pearl looks like a man.
>>2174908
Id imagine them as split at the waist up, but still one mind
like these guys
>>2174855
Kek
Post Gems in wedding gowns.
>>2174908
They've said the fusions will either be in a line on their forehead, where one is higher than the other; or that the gems will be placed next to each other. Whichever has a better looking design.
hey kids u wanna buy some [spoiler]draws[/spoiler]
[spoiler]
taking requests[/spoiler]
>>2174867
What are you talking about m8? There's no point to this, the purpose is too let us wear the robes and helmets.
There's no education for you or people around you. Just wear the comfy gear while doing whatever you normally do.
>>2175007
More Steven in this fantastic outfit
>>2175024
But I want to also wear the robes and helmets in space.
>>2175007
connie wearing nothing but her overalls and cap. focus on her footsies would be awesome
>>2175007
Peridot with a samus arm canon
bonus for silly floating gem monster
>>2175006
I think that's strange, but probably the best they could do.
I would have tried to avoid placing Gems in the same location in the first place, but they really limited themselves by placing all of them except for Rubies' and Sapphire's dead center.
>>2175029
>>2170891
Slow drawfag reporting in.. today's been shitty as fuck.. skipped requests to do Ruby lewd some anon wanted..
hopefully, will be back later with the remaining..
Good night all
>>2175007
Buff Armstrong posing with Jasper.
>>2175007
Peridot in a wu-tang klan t shirt. Plz
>>2175024
what was the deal with this guy's comms message in the final mission of xcom 2, saying that he was sure you'd win because you already had won before? Were they implying that you beat the aliens in XCOM 1 then they went back in time and tried again? Because if that's what they were going for then that's a blazblue tier clusterfuck.
>>2175075
Night Shifu.
>>2175075
from the thumbnail it looks like Garnets a centaur being plowed
>>2175075
Slow is always a reasonable trade for your quality.
>>2175075
these are some of the most unerotic lewd I've ever seen, you need to work on your female body shapes friend
>>2175007
Peridot wearing the digi Kaiser outfit.
>>2175006
the only way I can imagine forehead gems being next to each other in a cool design if it had 3 eyes, 2 noses, like something out of ripley's believe it or not
>>2175075
night
What does Steven's lasting bruised eye symbolize in The Return/Jailbreak?
>>2175120
he can`t take a hit from hulk hogan.
>>2175085
XCOM 2 says you lost the base defense and we're captured. The aliens then had you play the rest of EU/EW as simulations to help their troops coordinate.
So you probably beat a ton of campaigns in their simulations.
>>2175120
He got hit right in the face by a gem warrior.
>>2175007
Hey Scribble, how you doing?
>>2172496
Sugar on suicide watch
>>2175216
>Yes, a good thing there are way more capable erotic artists out there.
true, but I don't want to fap to what they drew, I want to fap to what YOU drew
>>2175264
Was that meant to be encouraging to Shifu or disparaging to other artists?
>>2175293
it was meant to be encouraging to the drawfag
Flockdraw looking lovely tonight
>>2175303
UnBaN mE
>>2175046
>>2175327
that you kim?
>>2175365
what
>>2175335
Oooo, I like how it's being projected around the gem. Is that supposed to be Jasper?
>>2175368
>>2175303
damn thats pretty nice!,
>>2175335
OR here, hot damn! its everything I imagined it to be, thank you very much!
>blush mallet drawing requests
What are you faggots doing, go put one in.
>>2175381
>>2175399
>>2175368
YOU FOOL!
Seriously, send one in. You've got nothing to lose.
>>2175447
>Vidalia in Jasper's uniform
Oh baby.
>>2175447
send what in? and where?
>>2175479
Blushmallet is drawing a bunch of requests.
>>2175393
>>2175403
>>2175415
>>2175417
>>2175447
I like this, shit's good.
>>2175007
Old Vidalia in only her coat and slippers posing seductively with her shotgun.
>>2175303
And our finished products
>>2175479
>http://blushmallet.tumblr.com/ask
Just be respectful.
>>2175522
That's a cute Vidalia. Very nice campfire too.
>>2175522
connie lewds when?
Which two full gems are gonna have a baby lol
>>2175612
honestly, jokes aside
Ruby and Sapphire, they feel like the parents of the group
also, may give us a chance to have garnet, ruby and sapphire all in one room
>>2175612
None, the answer is no.
>>2175393
I sent off mine, but I doubt it'll be done.
I didnt ask for a lewd /r/, and I feel stupid for not
hmm
>>2175637
Ruby feels like the scrappy do of the group
>>2175081
>>2175165
ey
>>2175612
Lapis and Peridot.
It's an egg. An egg with a face drawn on it and they have to look after it together as a team building exercise set up by Steven to help them get along. It breaks as soon as he's out of the room, and they desperately try to put it together again, breaking it even more, and then trying to replace it. They just don't want to let Steven down. They do an incredibly shit job, but Steven seems to buy it, congratulating them for being able to work so well together.
"It's really great to see how well you worked together on trying to pretend you didn't break it!"
Pearls.
The thought of Jasper...being Steven's sister, God I can't wrap my mind around that. Hilarious but wow
http://golvio.tumblr.com/post/137022692279/quartz-daughters-the-mothers-and-the-beta
>>2175688
I dont want to flood, im actually happy with my /r/
just i checked the recent and their all lewd, and I laughed, nice drawing tho
>Crying Breakfast Friends
Steven
>Camp Pining Hearts
Peridot
>Lil Butler
Amethyst
>Lonely Blade
Jasper
Garnet? Pearl? Lapis?
>>2172496
what does she say about pearl? im in class now and can't listen
Robot Rumble.
>>2173145
Steven is cis.
>>2175612
rose and pearl, its obvious pearl wanted to have a kid with rose in her chille tid dream
>>2173145
REEEEEE
>>2175767
>Robot Rumble
I'm gonna smack that stupid look off your face!
>>2175893
I'M REACTOR, I CAN EAT METAL!
>>2175893
B-BUT BABY I'M GIVING THESE KIDS A FUTURE!
>>2175858
Damn that would be crazy
>>2175927
>Pearl just needs to simulate male organs and working sperm
>Rose had the working womb
>It'd just be a really fucking weird human kid but they could conceivably have one
>>2175612
>>2169813
fuck off phoneposter
Goodmorning sug
>>2169883
fuck off phoneposter
>>2175702
Does that make this incest?
>>2172892
fuck off phone poster
>>2173941
>>2175952
awe
this pic is too sweet
Will Steven be capable in a fight on his own when he gets better at his powers?
>>2174289
>Armstrong vapes while it gapes
got a good laugh out of me
>>2175893
Merchant-anon reminds me of Vox.
>The funkos are the perfectly manufactured toys straight from the presses of the Cartoon Network media empire.
>So tell me, why is it THAT I CAN'T GIVE THIS STUFF AWAY?
>>2175760
She says that pearl is based off her own self hatred and self esteem issues, and when Pearl had her breakdown at the end of Rose's Scabbard it was based off of when she has meltdowns and Steven tries to cheer her up.
>>2176010
Because funkos are shit.
>>2176018
Just like Ace Hardlight.
>>2175994
>Armstrong vapes while it gapes
What?
>>2176015
fucking hell, i didnt think pearl had self hatred issues that much that consumed her personality. i guess she's more fucked up than i thought.
>>2176015
Is Becky going to be okay?
>>2176087
What? Dude, can you not read a single line of subtext? Pearl is fucking CRACKED with issues.
>>2176103
i knew she had issues, but i didn't know it was that serious. pearl, now to me, seems like the most broken character on the show.
>>2176010
>>2176025
>>2176018
I'll admit it, I laughed.
But I think The Smuggler is probably a better fit.
>I sell my products in a seedy location (a swap meet and, in the near future, eBay)
>reselling is a moral gray area when it comes to businesses and can be potentially dangerous.
>Have used friends to get certain products when I can't get 'em myself for various reasons.
>Can be manipulative when it comes to making a sale.
The only difference is that I don't give my friends a cut of the profits, I just repay 'em for the purchase and occasionally gas.
>>2176057
/f/lock draw at it again, that is all
>>2176093
Honestly? That whole video came off to me as a thinly veiled cry for help, suddenly bringing up that she had no friends in school and crying suggests that she is struggling. She might be going through some shit.
>>2176087
I know Pearl is fucked up, but what the hell does that imply for Sugar then, if Pearl's issues are based off of her own?
>>2175503
>>2176112
Yes, no shit. Pearl is fucked up hardcore, man. She has horrific self-loathing problems and hangups over Rose.
She's improving though.
>>2176129
>bringing up that she had no friends in school and crying
she really said that? i dont want to watch the video now, seems too much/sad
>>2176146
Yes
>>2176154
I think they're shitposting, anon
You know, lying on the internet
>>2176146
>visible nipple
>>2176152
im very excited now to see her backstory with rose, if the episodes would ever fucking air.
>>2176129
How do we help sugar. I want to help her.
>>2176154
It is pretty sad, but it's probably not going to make you cry unless you're a very emotional person. It's worth watching in my opinion
>>2176146
Damn, that's really sexy and tasteful. Thanks Scribble!
>>2175994
are the guys there taking requests?
>>2176176
>>2176154
>>2176129
>tfw in pearl's backstory she probably had no friends or anyone and was alone before rose came
>>2176112
I like Pearl, but she talks about Rose too much. I get that it makes sense for her character, but personally I never liked Rose, so whenever Pearl gives her spiel about her I usually tune out since I think it weighs her down. Same with Garnet, I don't like her as a character either. She's already established to be a near perfect fusion full of confidence. She lost her mystique after we found out she was a mash up of two lesbo midgets and it started to focus on how she's a product of their relationship. In my opinion, playing her up more as a weapon and a war machine would've been better.
>>2176146
love your sketchy style, swibbz
>>2176194
My headcanon is pic related
>>2176170
Send her cookie cats to show our love!
>>2176202
i'm sure it will make sense once we know WHY pearl talks so much about rose, there's a reason why she's so in love with her we just haven't found out yet.
>>2176205
It would be really funny if CG Pearl is longer than normal Pearls because of her oval Gemstone.
>>2176205
BTFO'd
>>2176176
I think that's actually more depressing
>didn't realize it was scribble asking for requests
>despair
>>2176216
She should also use a sword instead of a spear. Because swords are awesome and spears are used by infantry, not a knight. Or atleast a lance.
>>2176239
Her spear works as both a spear and a sword. The head that looks like a drill functions like a sword, somehow.
>>2175007
Scribble, can you draw Lapis cheating at water polo?
>>2176239
>Knights not using lances
u wot m8?
>>2176239
She used to wield two swords; something happened between's Garnet's story and present day that made her change weapons. Perhaps Rose's death or something, I don't know.
>>2176270
Those were probably physical weapons, akin to Rose's sword or that giant axe.
She may not have been able to summon her own weapon for a long time, being a Pearl and all. The Answer took place fairly early in the rebellion.
>>2176264
He said spears weren't used by knights, and that they should give her a sword, or at least a lance.
>>2176284
I'm retarded, thought a spear and a lance were the same thing but they are not
>>2176264
>thinks spears and lances are the same thing
Fucking casuals, I swear. I bet you think a claymore and a broadsword are the same.
>>2176264
Spear, not lance. Have any of you had inspiration to start your own artistic endevors (like comic series or book) because of Steven Universe? I have a huge one that I'm still working on but it's driving me nuts because I'm no artist.
>>2176303
Does editing pornographic fanfics count?
>>2176293
>>2176303
After seeing all the amazing stuff our drawfags can make, I've decided to become one. Now if only I could actually do stuff without procrastinating.
>>2176239
well, we don't know how they learned how to summon weapons or if they get to choose them yet. just wait till june+ you nut
Does anyone have the Lapis Cosplay where they are kicking a peridot pillow.
>>2176322
i have this one
Give succ
>>2176322
I gotcha famygdala
checked btw
>>2176346
Succ is dead.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ar9oXhEstKI
JUST
>>2176355
no...
>>2176360
No more succ.
are the guys on flockdraw taking requests?
>>2176388
go over and ask. We're all very nice unless you're a loud greedy jerk
>>2176318
I'm working on drawing too and it's hard. Super hard. What's even worst is that I'm having trouble organizing major themes and concepts for this "project".
Off to bed
>hiroshima started asking google for info again
garbage
back to giving 4chin the finger
do you think connie will drag steven to her weird weeabo fetishes?
>>2176483
No, Steven already has some really weird fetishes from the Gems.
>>2176483
no, just like their impressions on the endings with the book they read, theyre gonna agree to disagree
>>2176527
connie is a lonely weeaboo. I'm sure she's into weird shit. has seen hawk porn at least
>>2176561
And Steven is growing up with three hot young-looking women who aren't really related to him but love him dearly.
>>2176569
and a feline companion
and lion
>>2176581
Who's a guy.
>>2176569
the gems are his moms, and desu steven is really naive.
she's probably addicted to spirit morph saga porn already. maybe she even has a very cringy lewd fanfic that wrote herself
>>2176596
Yes but he's just entered puberty, so who's to say that he won't have wet dreams of them?
>>2176601
Don't give me a boner please.
>>2176583
lion is a lion
do not sexualize the fluffy furry plot device
>>2176612
Steven's sexualized the lion.
>>2176615
what is with you and sexualizing plot devices?
>>2176609
Oh but I am going to.
>>2176612
>implying Lion wouldn't want to fuck Steven
>>2176601
sure opal was his first boner, but the gems are his family, that would be weird, maybe he faps once a week, but that's all. connie will corrupt him. she's a 12yo with access to the Internet almost 24/. try to imagine how much porn she watches. and you can bet she has tried markers, toothbrushes, handles and pretty much every household item she can fit inside her. maybe is even trying to figure out how to get a bad dragon without her mom noticing it
>>2176634
>he thinks plot devices are people
Creepy poil is for ______
>>2176647
Connie can't do anything with her mother watching her internets.
>>2176647
>Steven and Connie fuse again
>They defuse prematurely
>Steven becomes an absolute pervert, asking the Gems to do incredibly naughty stuff with him
>>2176655
Fusion.
>>2176655
Comforting and helping with her problems
>>2176656
>implying she doesn't hide behind 7 proxies already
>>2176655
I wonder how much of a bad influence she is on Steven.
>>2176663
That's what all variety of Pearl is for
>>2176655
*is to be
handled with up most gentle care
to be known when done good deeds
and for the love of all that is still sacred never be told shes creepy, not hard
>>2176669
Depends, how often does she make him suck her off? How often does she return the favour?
Has she taken his cherry yet?
>>2176681
Unfortunately Peridot took it, and Pearl is really jealous over the fact that she wasn't the first Gem who fused with him.
>>2176669
Man that looks so comfy,
>yfw you will never sit in pearl's lap
just
>>2176146
>shotgun between her legs sticking straight up
Are you implying something that I think you're implying? If so I approve.
>>2176656
she's very careful. makes sure everyone is sleep and goes downstairs to the computer. on incognito downloads all the porn she can on a USB she said to her mom she lost. then goes back to her room like nothing happened
>>2176686
ya, peri was pretty eager
>>2176686
If she can't be his first fusion partner she can make love in his booty first. Take that Peridot.
>>2176687
I know we paint her as creepy and pedophilic, but it genuinely warms my heart whenever I see cute art with Pearl and Steven.
>>2176697
>the next day
>>2176693
Do you think Priyanka actually knows about the USB? And after Connie falls asleep from her sessions she uses it for herself?
>>2176699
The comfiest kind of SU fanart out there
i love pearl
>>2176658
one day she'll show him her spirit morph saga fic to ask for opinion, from that point, steven will be on the degeneracy train with her
>>2176709
I doubt it, it probably has a lot of her schoolwork on it and the porn is in an encrypted file, or just really well hidden.
>>2176711
god I love this artists pearl, just look how fucking chilled out she looks, its great
>>2176712
Just 50 bucks?
Pearls are cheap
>>2176709
no, she keeps it in her pencil case, her mom sometimes checks her backpack but never the case.
>>2176725
50 bucks to rumble in that jungle down there? I dont think id make it back
>>2176723
He makes a really cute poil. 2cute
Try to find an AU where Pearl hates Steven.
Protip: You can't.
>>2176718
>>2176732
I see, so she has to use other things to get her rocks off.
>>2176743
story behind this picture?
>>2176718
who keeps schoolwork with their porn stash?
>>2176752
Presumably Pearl tries on different hats because she's fucking adorable and beautiful and unique and I love her
>>2176743
too cute is right
those top two are damn adorable, I think its the casual messy hair that does it for me
>>2176752
She tries to hide her Gemstone so she can be with Rose.
>>2176767
so basically pearl hides her boner?