/sug/ - Steven Universe General
Bunnydot Edition
>NEW EPISODES in June:
https://twitter.com/mcburnett/status/715266616188080128
http://www.ew.com/article/2016/03/30/steven-universe-uncle-grandpa-renewed-season-5-cartoon-network
>HQ DL Links for Season 1 and 2, plus comics and shorts:
https://mega.nz/#F!Y5E0BKjK!UsE19rOYDa5Ttl5QRFwgtw
>tracklist MEGA folder:
http://mega.nz/#F!UM0RRTqT!B8_GZllwRbMUT6StcX09mA
>Leaked promos:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ucDKqtTdnjs [Embed] [Embed] [Embed]
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NXmJgSC_-y4 [Embed] [Embed] [Embed]
>/sug/ writebin:
http://pastebin.com/f86yQm0T
>Crewniverse tumblr:
http://stevencrewniverse.tumblr.com/
>Listen to Soundtrack Here:
https://soundcloud.com/aivisura
>The Steven Universe Booru:
http://stevenuniverse.booru.org/
>/sug/ flock draw:
http://skycow.us/r/su
>>2149317
>>2149383
>>2149392
>>2155447
>>2155497
>>2155512
WE dancing gems now
Anyone got any good solo Sapphire dancing gif?
>>2155617
okay
Anyone wanna throw some Late night quick requests my way?
>You will never fuck Connie while her little brown dick flops around
Why go on anymore?
>>2155678
do you have anything with sapphire on it?
>>2155596
We'll be back, baby!
GreenText here
Best things come in three's
So if anyone has any write requests, I might try to do them before bed. If I can't, then I will do it tomorrow.
Love you guys.
>>2155713
>>2155691
I don't have anything with Ruby Sapphire and Garnet, but i have atleast one fic staring most of the cast, which i find really silly considering Garnet is like one of my favorites.
>>2155720
hey, thats pretty cute
>>2155678
Something with Jasper
>>2155682
>>2155728
Why is Jappy such a happy?
>>2155682
Why did this have to be created
It didn't have to be created
>/sug/ is still a thing
Why?
>>2155734
I have a shit ton of Jasper fics if your interested.
I have Futa, and normal Jasper if your interested.
>>2155678
http://pastebin.com/LGbABp0t
Took me quite a while this time, was typing one handed and had a lot of fun expanding some stuff.
Hope you like the editing I did.
>>2155741
cause she found a way now to drown and sink like a rock!
>>2155735
Why do people do this with every picture I commission and now draw?
>>2155750
It was requested, sorry it doesn't match your taste. Actually I'm not sorry but still.
>>2155753
>shitposting is still a thing
Why?
So no one wants a write request done tonight?
>>2155707
>>2155788
I get the feeling only the most cancerous of the cancer still lurk now that we know it's going to be another two months. Get out while you can, I know I will.
>>2155825
>>2155827
>Being this scared of the weekends
Yeah okay bro.
>>2155756
>typing one handed
Glad to see that my material really makes ya tick.
I'll look over it and update the fic.
Thanks man!
>>2155827
>I know I will
Good riddance
>>2155788
Would it be ok to request a comfy date of Pearl and Lapis with cute things like handholding and cuddling and kissing?
>>2155707
Anon drinking Jaspers milk out of her huge tits. Rapey themes are preffered.
>>2155768
Could i request something from you if thats okie?
>>2155707
>>2155788
Sapphire and Lapis interaction of any kind.
I prefer just normal chit chat about the past as such but do as you wish.
>all this writefag shit
>>2155788
I'm thinking real quick, how about Peridot not feeling safe around Lapis, and makes a tiny gun by taking apart and re creating her robo foot for protection, and hangs around steven all the time as a 'shield'
i dont know, i tired
>>2155894
>anon works hard to make all of us happy
What have you been doing that's productive? huh? nothing? Ok, now shut the fuck up.
>>2155912
God Ruby and Sapphire NTR and Cucking was pretty bad in the first couple months of /trash/ sug.
>>2155912
sapphy deserves better
>>2155879
I appreciate your politeness anon, but drawing something for you just so everyone else can cry that it's not to their taste doesn't sound very fun to me right now.
Feel free to lay it on me, if I like the idea I'll probably do it eventually.
>>2155964
Jesus, could you be any more of a bitch?
>>2155952
>Stalker
I was thinking along the lines of Lapis killing Peridot, but any way you feel comfy with writing it sure.
>>2156001
>trying to drive away drawfags
Stop
>>2155964
Could i request Garnet giving Peridot a piggyback ride?
Just something simple and cute
>>2156002
well. I think your idea is very good.
Now about brainstorming, I could do it like "Peridot is actually just paranoid and everything lapis does terrifies her, including drinking a glass of water" or "Lapis is really trying to kill her but Peridot barely escapes every time and no one believes her"
Shoot the ideas anon.
>>2155894
You're that faggot reddit, aren't you? You can leave now.
>>2155964
God stop your fucking whining
Maybe 4chan isn't the place for you if you're gonna be this sensitive about idiots talking shit?
>>2156025
I'm pretty sure it's the same guy trying to drive away writefags and drawfags, I honestly don't know what benefit that would have or why they want to do it but hey, that's on them.
>>2156036
>>2156053
Yeah sure, I'll probably do one of those.
>>2156049
I just wish you autistic NEET's who literally have no hobbies or ambitions had better things to do my friend. Get a motherfucking job.
>>2156073
I work full time buddy, and post my own stuff here sometimes in my free time
Toughen the fuck up or get off 4chan, just because someone criticizes you doesn't mean they're a NEET fuckup
>>2156100
and im Rebbeca Sugar and I love crystal meth
Post dancing gems.
>>2156120
hi Becky
Are we really getting new eps in june?
>>2156126
>https://twitter.com/mcburnett/status/716364630654914560
NO PLANS TO RETURN TO A WEEKLY FORMAT EVER WHAT
>>2156073
Thanks man, sorry to bother you for asking a request like a dick.
Take your time man, i can wait all week
>>2156073
I have nothing against either of those, I just think you're a whingy little cunt who needs to get some thicker skin.
>>2156126
This oddly matched up with what i was listening to.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4V4IEV8l-gA
>>2156042
Well, the things I'm seeing is more along the lines of mental warfare.
How no mater where peridot walks, no mater where she is, if Lapis is still in the room or vision, shes giving her a thousand yard dead stare that no one sees but her.
Its okay at first, but one time she catches peridot alone, and the way she looks through peridot, not saying a word, absolutely destroys her comfy life and sense of comfort as long as she know lapis is still on earth, like a leaky fuck up that cant be fixed
So she grabs her mecha foot and makes a weapon out of it, hiding it close by at all times, hangs around steven, sleeping by his side cause peridot knows lapis would never hurt steven
least, thats what I had in my mind for a few days now
>>2156100
you weren't criticizing him, you were flat out insulting him
>>2156171
well I will see what I can do. I have decided to do the lapis peridot fic.
But before I do, I have to ask. Besides me, how many write/draw friends do we have?
I am just curious.
>>2156160
wait a second... are you the one who keeps saying mean things to drawfags? faggot
>>2156160
I assure you anon, I've got thick skin and an elastic heart.
>>2156200
Bane?
>>2156160
die in a pit
>>2156198
don't forget the write fags
>>2156200
Come here you sonva bitch, nobody makes me chuckle and gets away with it.
>>2156200
I don't know anon his blade might be too sharp
>>2156220
benis?
>>2156242
Benis
>>2156144
So, we have to suffer through this "bomb-hiatus-bomb-hiatus-bomb-hiatus" bullshit for the rest of the show's run, huh?
jfc baka CN
>>2156242
Steven?
>>2156242
Water Benis
>>2156229
Right, he needs to suck a dick.
already said it, but I am working on the fic now, see you in an hour
The last thing that you killed in the last vidya game you played now has to fight the crystal gems.
How fucked are they?
Pic related was the last thing i killed.
>>2156144
>>2156273
Honestly, just fuck Matt, like in general, he's been really prone to giving us bad news and i'm tired of it.
>>2156274
Hatan, is that you?? I sail you!!
>>2156294
Some random dude in H1Z1 who only died because he was somehow worse than me. I don't think they're in any trouble at all.
>>2156294
I killed a Faceless in Fire Emblem.
They're not really much more dangerous than what the Gems fight regularly.
>>2156306
>that pic
>>2156238
>>2156235
I really do love Sia.
https://youtu.be/KWZGAExj-es
Any of you asshats play HotS or Hearthstone? If so now is your chance to add the worlds laziest writefag and drawfag on Bnet.
>>2156299
Not getting the bad news doesn't make it go away anon.
>>2156318
Plus it's Matt who said it.
>>2156294
A terrorist in broforce.I think the gems will be ok
>>2156294
Amethysts will probably lose most of her hair in the flames but I doubt it will be too much of a hassle.
>>2156294
I was [notspoiler]gem[/notspoiler] farming in Bloodborne, so Amygdala.
I don't know, I think they'll be okay. Maybe
porl wit boobs
>>2156294
I just wanna say that these Andromedas have the coolest design.
>>2156378
pretty nice boobs.
Can you pull up some nice Garnet titties?
>>2156294
They better bring a music box
http://misterpoptarts.tumblr.com/post/140879889586/idk-i-havent-drawn-her-in-74-years
For people into alt hairstyles and Jasper.
Personally, I only saved the first.
>>2156294
He's pretty dumbed down in Project X Zone 2 so it shouldn't be much.
>>2156385
I know right.
I love the whole hazmat/astronaut suit combo that they have and there cool sounds and voices and how they are basically running through with a toxic shooting heavy weapon.
I also love the animation of there suit reactivating once they die for the first time.
>>2156378
>>2156414
That's from Xcom 2 right? I bought the first Xcom off Steam but never played it. I own a lot of games I still need to play, damn STEAM sales.
>>2156414
Don't forget how they lumber across the battlefield shattering any cover in their way.
This exchange confuse me
>>2156431
Faceless literally have no minds or identities, even Steven can't befriend something that doesn't think.
>>2156431
id like the idea of Steven sitting, talking with father gascoigne. The monster inside will never go away even with roses healing tears im sure. Stevens a goof but he can have deep talks when he wants too, possibly chat about his kids
it breaks my heart that gascoigne kids kill themselfs
>>2156294
>Some bandit
Gems will survive no problem. Now a Swadian Knight under the command of Harlaus, look out Crystal Gems.
>>2156480
It would be about as easy as befriending a chair. I mean, Steven can try and I don't doubt he will, but he literally cannot succeed in this.
>>2156488
Being Father G is suffering
Though in the world of Bloodborne, being anything is suffering I suppose
>>2156480
They are including the Steam controller (or a discount for one) with Xcom 2, does anyone here have one and if so what do you think of it?
>>2156540
It's pretty shit in my opinion.
>>2156540
Steam Controller is fucking garbage.
>>2156126
>>2156134
>>2156166
>>2156585
>lapidot
Worst ship
>>2156540
Can someone edit that thing out so I can enjoy this
>>2156126
>>2156577
>>2156561
That is disappointing, I was actually sort of looking forward to it when I heard about it. It sounded neat.
>>2156586
I guess I'll just get a new wired 360 controller, mine has a worn out A button and when I play RE5 with my friend I literally have to switch to my keyboard to do the QTE's.
>>2156595
It's already an edit (or just based off) of this picture, not that I have any problem with someone doing that for you but still.
>>2156585
I fucking hate you
>>2156595
Go be gay somewhere else.
uh...
Do you think Rebecca and Ian fucked while they were camping?
>>2156585
>promise to write a Lapidot fic
>write half of it
>never finish it
I'm surprised I didn't get more hate for that to be honest.
>>2156775
Ian is a cuck, he only jerks off his little cock while Rebecca gets fucked by various other people. Including Zuke with a big purple strap on.
>>2156775
No doubt
>>2156778
If you attempted it before Lapidot blew up than it's really no surprise
>>2156772
That's just false dressing. The factful spoilers are for the dedicated fans who listen to the slowed down recording
Lapis is actually PERCY. Highest lung capacity.
http://a0plr.tumblr.com/post/142147563631/lapis
Somebody's slow as fuck.
Hey anon, tell me what REALLY turns you on!
>>2156823
WHAT
>>2156778
>>2156585
>>2156791
Suguke is my new favorite OTP
>>2156835
>>2156778
Stop this
>>2156827
Normal sex?
Snog the ayylmao
>>2156853
Normal sex is pretty boring when you have it regularly anon. Although lately I've been fucking a pregnant girl, that's sort of kinky I guess.
>>2156850
too hot
>>2156888
>fucking a pregnant girl
Sounds kinda kinky anon.
Does she lactate?
>>2156901
OH FUCK NO AAAAAAAAA, IT'S TIME TO END THIS
I MUST DEFEAT YOU
>>2156907
She's only like 4 months in so not yet, although her tits have already gotten a lot bigger.
Hell she rode me good before I came to this thread. The baby isn't mine and i'm not technically dating her either, and I have no intention of assuming the role of it's father so I sort of feel bad.
>>2156585
>>2156778
>>2156835
>>2156827
many things anon
>>2156950
Are you black
>>2156166
That's some good music anon.
>>2156888
what about fug a brown young girl?
>>2156958
I WILL END THIS ONCE AND FOR ALL I HAVE ACHIEVED MY FINAL FORM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XoGa10vYnXI
>>2156294
a duck
i think they can take it
Is this a Lapidot thread now?
>>2156995
Yeah, it seems pretty shit.
>>2156950
Eh i can understand.
Is she like a close friend of yours then?
Also sounds pretty kinky anon
>>2156995
NEVER IT WILL DIE WHERE IT STANDS
>>2156488
Rose's tears and the blood are more or less the same thing, only the tears seem even more effective with no side effects. It might very well override the Cthulhu juice and fix him.
Or it might make gem mutants instead of werewolves.
>Bloodborne 2: mineral poisoning
>>2157010
Peri looking mighty long in the leg
someone should replace this with a pic of Lapidot
>>2156983
>Going super sandwich
YOU MAD MAN
>>2157022
>>2157038
>>2157010
IT WILL BE OVER BEFORE IT BEGAN
>>2157042
>>2157053
What is this lol
>>2157038
>>2157010
Hands, 7/10
Feet, 3/10
>>2157060
THAT PILLAR OF WATER WILL FALL
>>2157068
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G7gwaBXRVG0
its joey
I can't believe how much Lapidot trash there is here.
>>2157030
Oh ok.
Is she dating anyone by the way?
So you don't get into any drama
Fuck Lapidot
Post rare ships
>>2157101
This guy does good Lapidot. Nice and on model, exactly how I like it.
>>2157090
>She censored Lapis
That's how you deny lapidot fags.
THIS IS NOW A JOEY THREAD
>>2157030
connie is my fetish
>>2157118
Have their fusion instead.
>>2149513
> fancy Steven
Based in http://shirodoodles.tumblr.com/post/117067728324/sweats-so-uh-i-saw-some-art-of-steven-in-outfits
This is better than yesterday's request, guess..? Decided to age Steven up since the original is already his child form. Still have 4 more requests (Armstrong cuddling Anon, scene from writefag story, Godzilla and Steven and some Ruby porn)
Beforehand, I would like some Greg/Rose, Greg/Jasper and Jasper/Rose ideas if you guys feel like it..
>non lewd preferred
but hit me with anything, will probably give it a try
>>2157104
No, she isn't. I'm not that much of a scumbag.
>>2157095
I always found it to be an odd ship, they really don't mesh well at all.
>>2157121
He draws Peridot taller and more slender than she is on the show but yeah it's good art.
>>2157138
Mine too anon, mine too.
>>2157151
Nice work, shifu. The clothes look great.
>>2157118
Well that's new
>>2157151
Any one of those pairings just jamming out with guitars and impressing the gems.
>>2157151
Greg and Rose cuddling watching the sunset on the beach.
something nice and cute
>>2157154
>>2157148
>>2157138
>>2157184
God has abandoned us.
>>2157154
Well what does she look like?
is she cute and nice and treats you well?
Also how did you end up fucking her?
>>2157184
GET YOUR AUTISTIC MOUTH OFF HER
So, how y'all doin' tonight?
>>2157206
God never lived here
>I'm not a pedo
Last of my unposted shit.
Why does Lapidot have such a vocal samefagging hatebase here?
>>2157151
Greg and Jasper working out at a gym.
>>2157118
Done with my dump, you can have this.
>>2157229
>samefagging
If it makes you feel better
>>2157118
You got it, captain
>>2157216
Seems to just be a influx of overposted Lapidot that is triggering some folks.
You?
>>2157207
She's cute and she treats me very well because she is literally in love with me, I care about her but I don't love her.
>>2157222
Neither are Conniefags f(a)m. She's too old for that.
>>2157240
It was clearly two people, you couldn't have been more obvious about it.
>>2157229
Why are Lapidot posters so cancerous?
>>2157263
I mean obviously there's the Joey guy, but I know there's at least 3 minimum
>>2157254
>She's too old for that.
She's 12.
>>2157254
>Too old for the currylust
>Too old for best gem
n i c e t r y
I'm cringing so hard at this thread.
>>2157250
Getting a bit irritated by the Lapidot posting, but not getting completely assblasted about it, 'cause I don't honestly care that much. Also getting a bit of a drink rn
>>2157254
Have you told her that you don't love her but would rather have her as a friend?
Also she sounds very nice. Feel a bit bad about the pregnant part since she doesn't have someone help her along the process
>>2157206
God has no place in /trash/, we are all trash men down here.
Blogposting and lapidot: the thread
>>2157280
Yeah, and pedophilia denotes sexual attraction to girls who are 11 or younger and pre-pubescent.
Being 12 3/4 years old pretty much means she is either post-pubsecent or very fucking close, especially since girls typically hit puberty before boys.
>>2157299
I lust for curry, It just doesn't make me a pedo, especially since she isn't real.
>>2157309
So do I but I have a friend who is raising a kid that isn't his and I can't bring myself to be a cuck like that. I don't want to have kids and the thought of raising one that isn't even mine just sounds terrible to me.
>>2157325
Feel free to come back in two months, I literally come here like once a week these days so deal with it.
Let's talk about how Jasper did nothing wrong
>>2157341
>responding to multiple posts
>personal blogging
I am quickly growing tired of your posting behavior.
>>2157322
>>2157342
She did nothing wrong
Next topic
>>2157341
I'm really sorry man,
I hope things workout well in the end.
Your a nice guy
>>2157254
i only know she's a hottie
>>2157342
Well i mean treason (ignoring a mission) for personal gain (Capturing "Rose" and her rebels and being declared a hero) is kinda wrong but other than just being a bit brutal there ain't much you can say she did wrong up till the fusion part.
who would win?Purple puma or Trashman
>>2157378
Because that report about the status of the cluster that nobody else knew about was so important.
Can I get a for real answer on why Lapidot triggers autists?
>>2157367
It's true, I can't deny this.
>>2157360
Thanks.
>>2157348
You got two months left before the show comes back, I suggest you get some outside hobbies because shit rolls downhill.
>>2157403
It doesn't 'trigger' me, I just have a hard time understanding what the dynamic of that relationship would be like or why either of them would want to be with each other.
I need pics of lapis showing her butt.
>>2157378
>personal gain
Maybe YD has that as top priority, but it was unexpected to come up on this particular mission. "Hero"/personal gain stuff? Conjecture
Yes, Jasper is a dick for grabbing her so harshly and dropping her. But that's all she did wrong
Fusion was her only ticket to possibly beat the Crystal Gems, so she used reasoning with lapis and let her make her own decision, with distance between them
>>2157403
Can I get a for real answer on why Lapidot even exists in the first place? It seems like something that started as a joke and then some idiot took it seriously and more idiots gathered around the first one.
>>2157341
I'm sure feeling attraction for 12yos counts as pedophilia
>>2157424
I'm not one to stand in the way of a person and their lewd desires.
>>2157438
Except that it literally does not, look up the definition of the word. You can hate it all you want but you're still wrong.
>>2157454
So my assessment was correct? Got it, thanks.
can someone post that poorly edited "lappy eggs" image I need it for reasons
>>2157403
I'm only assuming but,
>Overposted
>They see it being overposted and their autism kicks in
It does get pretty boring and annoying seeing the same shit ship posted every thread but i wouldn't go this far.
>>2157426
Yeah, the hero stuff i was kinda just making up because she does have some vendetta against Rose but i can't quite say for sure but it's probably what influenced her to drag Peridot away from her mission objective and bring the prisoners back.
She bet a lot on fusing with Lapis too, if Lapis denied her it was game over right than and there,
>>2157487
Who's hungry?
>>2157438
It's pedophilia if the person in question is too young to understand the consequences and risks of sex.
>>2157510
'philia's denote sexual attraction, they have nothing to do with the act of engaging in sexual activity.
You guys need to stop getting your information from Tumblr.
>>2157403
can't take this heat
>>2157468
i wouldn't judge you, we're all degenerates here. but a 12yo is still a kid
I like Amedot, its a cute ship.
>>2157512
My ship doesn't get posted very much but people still cry about it.
We're going down together, hand in unlovable hand
>>2157535
Which is why I don't have sex with them bruh. I mean I could go fuck Connie's VA but she's 18.
>>2157534
Is there any part after amethyst sees them?
I always see the first three panels but nothing more
>>2157576
Yes there is dummy
The gif page
>>2156772
>>2157584
That's literally the one he was talking about.
>>2157584
DISREGARD I AM A DUMMY
>>2157503
thanks now I can shitpost
>>2157591
Damn it, now I want bad Peridot.
>>2157575
Kek, you niggers just turn off all logic when it comes to this topic. I really shouldn't bother trying to educate any of you, ignorance is the only language you speak.
>>2157602
You're welcome, nigger.
>>2157607
Fucking pedophiles trying to justify their disorder.
>>2157636
>>2157624
>Hebephilia
It's not that hard niggers, and even then that only applies to real people, not a cartoon character.
You guys are just pathetic.
How would you feel if you walked in on your favorite gem fucking your least favorite gem?
why are you people posting lappy eggs on /co/
>>2157678
Dropped from a 10 story building.
>>2157678
I still like my least favorite Gem because I'm not autistic.
>>2157676
This is great because lapis gets it too for once
>>2157663
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TB9fwJDweaU
I know the word here is a couple letters longer than yours, but same deal.
I wish we were still at the stage of laughing at Peridot instead of shipping her. It's so bad now...
>>2157607
I miss her booty. Early on she had defined buttcheecks. Now she might as well be wearing grandma panties.
>>2157706
Okay le Reddit, just don't tip your fedora at me please!
It must really piss you off that I'm getting laid and you aren't.
>>2157733
HAHHAHA
>>2157709
Yeah Pre-Log Date was pretty okay.
Then she turned into a fucking meme-tier with nyan cat faces and expressions and then getting shipped with Lapis because of her stupid as fuck FORESHADOW CHART
For fucks sake.
>>2157709
Perifags truly are cancer
>>2157733
I'm not going to jail for it, so not really.
>>2157663
You're implying it's intelligent or well thought out to harbour and even nurture such attractions instead of just forgetting it and moving on. Indulging too much is just a bad idea, since it forms stronger connections in your brain when it comes to pleasure, further cementing the bad fixation.
Basically the classic pervert who takes it too far like an alcoholic or a dog fucker or anyone else who form maladjusted dopamine responses.
>>2157663
i think we're on the same boat m8
Who here likes some nice tasty Sadie?
>>2157761
I think about Jasper all day every day what does that mean not that anon
>>2157591
I thought that said "Camp Dining Hearts" at first. Now I can't stop thinking about a scenario in that "the characters all go to school together" universe where Peridot sets up a Camp Pining Hearts themed cafe for their school's culture festival.
>>2157781
>>2157740
I don't let that kind of shit affect my love of the show. I want to enjoy every episode, so I enjoy it for what it is and forget the fandom completely. It's way more fun that way. I want to enjoy this show! Even the episodes like Sadie's Song are less shitty when you just want to be a part of your favourite show for a good 11 minutes.
>>2157790
>>2157794
But when it's been months without a single new episode the only thing left is either the fandom or moving on to something else.
And we all know no one's gonna move to something else here.
>>2157806
>1 mirror eye
I like
A street sign in the captcha said fusion
>>2157784
Does she know you wish she was 12?
>>2157794
>Ignoring the fandom
>On 4chan
I would fucking LOVE to but when you come here and they have THAT kind of ammunition under their belt it becomes pretty hard.
>>2157151
As always, you're a treasure
>>2157778
eh, thats alright, saddies nice but not my cup of tea
1 maybe 2 things wrong
>mfw the pedo is getting BTFO
>>2157850
Satyr Sadie is a cutie, would cuddle.
Who is your cup of tea?
>>2157852
Z E R O
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>>2157151
Sweet jesus that's a handsome Steven.
I'd go to prom with that if I were Connie.
>>2157151
Steven as Kira with Peridot as Killer Queen.
>>2157882
>going to prom with a fag who wears a dress
>going to prom at all
>Recording number 216-504, ever since the blue gem known as Lapis was recovered by the Steven. She has never left my sight, or should I say hers?
>Her stare is like looking into a black void. Lifeless, unmoving, piercing into the very heart of human and gem alike.
>I can never fathom of what she has experienced. Having the possibility of never seeing the light of day again is unimaginable at best and at worst, it's a sharp pain never ending.
>We were out the table for what was known as a "bored game". For any reason why a game in itself could be bored I do not know. Nevertheless, this Lapis constantly watched me. No matter how much I tried to avoid it, I could feel her gaze eating me alive.
>Recording number 216-679, I have attempted only once to communicate with the one known as lapis, however my efforts have turned futile. For the moment I uttered my mouth, her eyes shifted unto me.
>Her response was none at all, but just watching me. Watching like an animal of this planet. Waiting for the right moment to strike. I backed away slowly, keeping my arms still and low to the ground.
>I have tried many attempts to convince to communicate my concerns with the other crystal clods but they all say the same. "She will get over it." or "It's just a faze." I don't think so diary, I do not believe it.
next poster did nothing wrong
>>2157575
you'll judge someone about something they can't control?
>>2157932
>>2157832
Oh yes anon, we age play. She calls me daddy!
Just admit that you're a pissed off Reddit virgin and this will be a lot easier for everyone, ok?
>>2157924
>Recording number 216-754, or was it 879? I do not know. For the first time today, I have felt what humans know as fear. The gems and the Steven were out on a mission today, leaving me alone with Lapis.
>The house was dead silent for most of the time, I had thought it was over. However the moment I heard the sounds of water dripping, it drew me like a human fly to its doom.
>My arms began to shake as I neared towards the door that separated me from the presence beyond. I could feel everything in me, beg myself to not open the door.
>Opening it, I was appalled to see Lapis, naked in the bathtub full of water. Her eyes closed, until I entered in.
>Where at once, her eyes opened. And with her head slowly turning. She spoke to me for the one and only time since this recording.
>"Why are you here?" She said coldly as the waters started to churn more and more violently.
>I could not speak, for the door closed behind me, and I was trapped.
>Standing out of the tub, she started slowly coming towards me. With the large wall of water gently following, ready to strike.
>I tried to scream, but my voice was muffled by my terror.
>Finally just as she raised her water to end me, Steven and the others arrived home. Where I was then spared. With a drop of her hand, the water splashed the floor, and she returned to the tub.
>Getting up I have to say, as long as breath is in my body. I know it's coming. She is coming to destroy or devour me. Either way, I do not know.
End of log.
>>2157947
>>2157944
He can control being an obnoxious prick about it, but he won't. Have you been reading his posts? He's practically bragging about wanting to fuck children.
Anyone wanna give me some writefag requests?
>>2157784
It is conscious, once you start to think about it. Reinforcing dopamine paths, when your ignorant about how they work, could be said to be subconscious, but you still know what you're jacking off to, you just never bothered to ask yourself why. Typically the things that will get your bone zone fired up when you've already exhausted and grown bored of the standard stuff are the out there things like children and young teens and dogs and guroshit because it will be a novel experience. You'll seek out that feeling of a novel experience again and again with diminishing returns, and maybe you'll just continue to up the ante. Once you're aware of your attractions, you can work on them if you get to the point where you realize they're destructive. The worst thing you can do is accept it as part of your life and yourself (like an alcoholic does) and further reinforce the habit. Just giving you some information, buddy pal. Aint even judging, I've had moments where I thought of such things but that's not the person I wanted to be so I stopped completely and found new interests to focus my attention on.
I use music like Andrew Jackson Jihad and Jay Reatard to get out my messed up tendencies while riding my bike as fast as I can for hours at a time. It gets out that aggression, helps my sex drive, and allows me to enjoy beer and bad food while still losing weight. You gotta balance the good and the bad when you're aware of it.
>>2157783
Maybe you want that kind of power for yourself. We often find traits that we don't have/want attractive. I love Pearl because I'm lazy and slobbish but I also relate to her anxiety and her shyness with certain things. I love Jasper because I want to be huge and strong like her, but I also share her deep voice, long hair, and probably weight lifting. There's something about them you want for yourself ideally, and something you might relate with them. You get me?
>>2157948
>only virgins don't want to fuck children
What the shit is wrong with you? Aside being being a degenerate pedophile.
>>2157898
That's a floor length military coat
Styled after a dress
Just wanted to say about the perilapis fic is that I'm a bit sorry.
I had things I had to do and by the time I realized, I was almost out of time.
I also wanted to try something different so this is the result.
>>2157830
So keep them as two separate lives/circles. I indulge in a lot of lesbian fanfics on ao3. I'd never tell anyone that and I don't let it affect my opinions and desires of the show. Can't really give a fuck about the shitposters. It's easier this way and there's more enjoyment, I think. Been watching the show since the premier and I've yet to burn out my love of it. Still get tingles every time I hear the opening, still sing the songs when I'm home alone. Just take what you love about it and don't let the fans get to you.
>This whole thread
>>2158003
Steven and Connie go to prom and fuse on the dance floor, then Stevonnie proceeds to demolish said dance floor with the power of boogie.
>>2157840
Enjoy the shitposting for shitposting and enjoy the good art and bantz then. Don't let it get you heated, buddypalfriend.
I just wanna fuck Jasper
>>2158031
Huh?
>>2158052
Sounds interresting, ill consider it and put it on my backlog
the cluster
>>2157118
Rare ships you say?
>>2158057
I do just that but again, it might be a bit tough when they can shove it down our throats with that ammo.
>>2158003
Amethyst convinces Armstrong to reform his body to look more like a skeleton and scare people.
>>2158118
>>2158055
Is that a request said to me?
If so, what would you want added into it for the setting? Anything else? Lewd, non lewd, silly, sccary?
>>2158109
They can't shove it down your throat if you bite their hands off. Contribute away to the shitposting, we're on trash. Just don't do it on /co/. That's when the ignore rule is in full power.
>>2158127
Just translated poorly from Korean.
Blushmallet does it again!
>>2158055
Try reasoning with a being that has a mind that is a constant cacophony of pain, resentment, and hate. With bits and pieces of multiple minds all pulling the body in different directions only united by those bad feeling, being a gem shard monster must be hell. I hope the shards aren't aware enough to know what they are. That is pure horror.
What do you think Rebecca pours in first: the milk or the cereal?
>>2158204
Who the fuck pours in milk first?
>>2158119
Is that it or do you want to add anything else to it before i start writing
If so, what would you want added into it for the setting? Anything else? Lewd, non lewd, silly, sccary?
>>2158204
She cuts open the bag and pours the milk in there.
>>2157986
he's just fantasizing about connie, is completely harmless
>>2158072
>>2158216
who the fuck pours in cereal first?!
>>2158204
Both at the same time
>>2158245
People who want the maximum amount of cereal possible.
greentext writer here
going to bed, night everyone. stay trashy
>>2158245
>>2158190
How the fuck do they get their marker strokes to not bleed together creating saturated color in spots? What is this magic? Why am I so shit with my markers. I have nice india ink ones but it just doesn't come out as clean as that.
>>2158245
You are a milk waster
>>2158129
Hmm, I would like it if he scared Steven and Connie a bit. Maybe Amethyst gives him some sex as a reward for doing it? Blowjob and then maybe Anal with Amethyst?
I would like it if he still was fleshy even with reforming kind of skeletony.
>>2158204
What the fuck is the anatomy in that picture? I know Rebecca might not be the most attractive person but come the fuck on, she looks like a damn ape there
>>2158004
By that logic gays can just become straight if they try.
>>2158017
You can keep spouting the same incorrect buzz words over and over but it's still meaningless to me. If you actually educated yourself, even slightly, and knew what you were talking about you might have a leg to stand on.
best waifu
>>2158245
Your ass is so backwards you must be British.
You're supposed pour the cereal into the bowl first and the milk on top of it so it covers evenly. The way you're doing it you might as well put cereal in your milk glass.
>>2158283
Sounds cool.
Do you want to throw in any kinks or other ideas before i start up writing?
>>2158291
That's cool mate.
Here's mine
>>2158118
This is true art
(You)
>>2158245
There's no way you're not trolling or legitimately retarded.
No real person does milk first and thinks its actually a good idea..
>>2158331
Here (You) go.
>>2158306
Lots of cuddling and hand holding would be nice. Amethyst being sloppy with her mouth would be perfect as well.
That's all I can think of, feel free to add whatever you think works, also have fun that's the most important thing.
>>2158003
I'm going to work on the edit for chapter 5 tonight/tomorrow if you're done with the minor adjustments I had asked for.
>>2158351
>>2158003
That's a pretty happy looking skeleton.
>>2158290
she'd win poil's heart with her cuteness
WHO EVER DID THIS WILL PAY, WHAT KIND OF FETISH IS THIS EVEN.
Quick, post your favorite fanfic/reading material
http://archiveofourown.org/works/5044222/chapters/11597554
This shit is tops. They're humans, so they have lives and obligations. Pearl is a sad fuck in college with a shitty job just trying to do what's right, but suffering for it. Amethyst is still a bit of a mystery, but she plays in a band with Marty as a manager. She plays with Garnet on the guitar. Rose is Pearl's overprotective friend also going to college. Pearl already fucked things up with Rose and now she's dating Greg, who knows Amethyst through the bar band scene. Pearl is a constant fuck up mess and Amethyst almost seems more put together. She also fights in an underground mma club.
It's very well written and engaging. Long chapters and great character interactions that feel in character.
What's the shit that has you anons hooked?
>>2158351
Jesus christ those fucking Garnet pant legs.
>>2158351
Sure thing man, I'm pretty all set with chapter 5, your free to edit it if you wish.
>>2158345
Can do man!!
I will add in some cute hand holding and a nice slobby blowjob just for you anon!
Ill begin writing right now, ill post it later on tonight.
See ya in a bit anon and thanks man, ill make sure to have fun!
...daddy
>>2158309
sapp or steven?
>>2158363
I like skeletons.
They are my favorite undead. That's why my avatar on my Pastebin is a skeleton
>>2158382
Why do you keep posting your porn comissions hwere like this?
I mean, I'm enjoying them, but you could be less obnoxious about it.
>>2158204
I've never seen such an accurate depiction of Sugar, I even updated it with her new hair!
>>2158411
I love skeletons, even more so when they poke through slimy flesh.
>>2158424
If someone is going to spend their money for content then share it with you for free let them be a bit obnoxious about it. I mean I'm try not to be but I can understand the desire to have people see and even talk about things you commission.
Picture related.
>>2158243
>implying that I'm a guy
>implying that she wouldn't just shapeshift a penis and pound the hell out of me
>>2158397
Keep that sloppy blowjob stuff in mind, it could work into chapter 6.
>>2158471
Yea same here, i think its pretty cool
I also like it when skeletons reshape there bodies into cool shapes or sizes, becoming skeleton fusions if you will
>>2158488
Go home cosmic.
>>2158374
P^:
>>2158290
I'd argue that on some level sexual orientation is a choice, but it's very, very different from being attracted to minors. It follows the same dopamine response paths, but it's a preference all the same. People are allowed to have those with of age adults. Some people like very fat people, some people like stick thin people, some people like super muscular people. The difference is that they're all of age and able to consent, instead of young teenagers and children. Deciding at a young age that you like the same gender as yourself, or don't care about gender is very different from being attracted to those that aren't of age. You understand this.
Indulging in an attraction to what constitutes as children, especially with a large age gap, is not productive. It's maladaptive. Being attracted to the same gender does not have the same consequences, because it does not have the same negatives. Even Plato hated pederasts. He used it to define "bad pleasure" in how pleasure does not equal "good". You really don't need me to spell this out more, do you?
>Steven Universe and Uncle Grandpa are renewed for more season!
>well technically we did anyways even if we just redistributed the episodes
>oh and UG is going to be cancelled after those "new" seasons
Surely they wouldn't do the same thing to Steven Universe, right?
>>2158514
>no tits
>awkward pose hiding crotch
that's a guy isn't it?
>>2158494
You got it mate, i got your list of fetishes to look over as well when i start wirting this monday
>>2158382
I made an edit
>>2158549
Is that a problem? :^)
>>2158546
Right...?
>>2158564
Is it a dick edit?
>>2158551
>Garnet brings it back
Good.
>>2158551
>Steven is the sharpest tool in the shed
>a lie
Amethyst is shit at lying.
>>2158575
#ART
>>2158567
yes.
>>2158575
That's pretty rude if I do say so.
More like
Belongs in the /Trash/
>>2158579
can't we stop arguing and post connie?
>>2158650
Post reaction images
Help my folder, it's thin and smells bad
>>2158654
I've been doing that since the start of the thread damn it.
I can't sleep, my stomach hurts like a fucking bitch.
>>2158655
t'hee
>>2158659
>>2158659
Everyone needs a little Sapphire somewhere
>>2158579
You've never been in a formal debate. Or very introspective. I just listed the reasons. It's your choice to ignore it and refuse to be accountable for your own actions and how they affect your perspective and your life. A cartoon character is a representative of a real life person. A fantasy still has basis in reality. I'm just arguing the point that was raised. If you want to actually address any of the points I raised I'd be happy to accept that. If you have reasoning that is correct, and logic that is sound, you could even get me to agree with you. At this point though, my points stand, while you are trying to justify your attraction to a child by saying "but it's like being gay" or "it's just a cartoon" when in reality it is still a representation of reality. If you can tell me why you think it's healthy to foster a sexual fascination with a child character, I'll concede everything. Like I said, I'm not judging, I'm just trying to show you why it's maladaptive and maladjusted.
>>2158659
>>2158678
>>2158659
>thin and smells bad
I thought you were describing sucrose for a second
>>2158691
>>2156294
A Baller from GTA Online. It'll be child's play.
>>2158701
guys I found this pretty neat garnet on peri video? or webm? I don't know but couldn't copy it
http://www.hentai-foundry.com/pictures/user/Area/405391/Fusion
if only the resolution was nicer
>>2158724
>>2156540
Steam Controller works great for me, but I didn't already have a PC controller.
>>2158727
>>2158659
>>2158669
she's a qt. i wish D-rock did non lewd stuff too
>>2158731
>>2158720
Pretty late to it mate.
Full/better version is locked behind a patron page.
>>2158687
There is a little thing called relevance, and you keep posting shit that has literally no relevance to the issue at hand.
I'll take your argument seriously as soon as the "violent video games turn kids into killers" theory pans out.
You don't have a point, you just like to type a bunch of bullshit so that you can feel like you have a moral highground.
Connie is hot, if you don't like me saying that I really couldn't give a fuck less what you think guy.
>>2158728
What kind of games do you use it for?
>>2158716
actually by napping for a maximum of 30 min minimizes your chance of waking up dizzy and is guaranteed to energize you
it has something to do with sleep cycle and what not
>>2158731
I actually cropped the pic and inserted the [SAVE ME]
feeling pretty proud that somebody is using it
>>2158743
>>2158743
that connie nose way too small, smaller than pearl's tats
>>2158763
>>2158758
I don't even remember what the original picture was. I think they were all sitting on a couch or something.
>>2157534
is there more?
>>2158776
>>2158731
god this pic is fucking depressing
>>2158776
something like a reunion yeah, everyone was having a great time except Pearl, I dumped the pic after I was done cropping it
>>2158786
>>2158687
some are attracted to underage people. that's it. that doesn't make you automatically a molester
>>2158776
>tfw i was at the artist's page
>forgot who
just end me senpai
>>2158796
>>2156324
This song is fire b, and it's the only thing I can fucking imagine while going through here thanks dicks
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o59ssVnCR1M
>>2158815
And I guess I killed the thread. Rest in piss
>>2158743
Way to be completely dismissive and avoid my points completely in favor of not actually thinking things through. You a shit who wants to fuck a little imaginary girl and yank your genitals off to thoughts of her. If that doesn't weigh on your conscious I'm glad I don't actually know you as a person.
>>2157151
Oh wow, this looks really, really good!
>>2158805
If you don't question why you're attracted, then you'll never be able to make the choice to continue with the attraction or not. Over simplifying the issue is actually denying yourself power over yourself.
Some people are just fat, amirite? It has nothing to do with the choices they made, whether they were aware of them or not.
new thread when
>>2158659
>thin and smells bad
just like your penis
>>2158810
She looks like someone just chose her in a fighting game.
does anyone have any spanking porn?
>>2158828
I'm sure most people in your life dismiss you, cunt. Which is why you are so desperate for me to acknowledged your shitty little argument.
>>2158845
Thank you
>>2158851
pearlfeel.jpg
>>2158864
Haha oh man, now you're just trying to attack my life without knowing a thing about me. I tried to give good constructive arguments, but it was wasted on you. Continue touching yourself to a young girl. Never question yourself on the reasons as to why you're attracted to her. Enjoy your life, see where it takes you. I'm sure you'll be happy with yourself in the future :^J
>>2158847
no, you're the one who can't accept that some things just are.
yes, people have control over their actions, that's why despite my attraction, i wouldn't fuck a 12yo.
>>2158743
I just play games that are heavily recommended to be played with a controller instead of mouse and keyboard, like Dark Souls 1 and 2: SotFS, or Resident Evil Remake/4/5/Revelations 1. I've only used it on one FPS game and that's Killing Floor 2, it works okay there but I much prefer M&K. Since I comes with XCOM 2, I would imagine that with a controller you'd basically be playing the same game except you can tilt back your chair and relax more.
Oh yeah and it's awful for fighting games. Tried to play Skullgirls with it, and my hands were in pain before an hour.
>>2158003
a bloople and pearl love story that ends in bloople dying and muttering the phrase "do it for her"
>>2158922
Way to deny your own control. You could just, you know, stop looking at 12 year olds? Catch yourself in the act and say no, I don't want to be this person? To retread the old comparison, if your fat, and you want too much food despite knowing your at your calorie allowance for the day, you snap a rubberband on your wrist, or you just have the mental steel to be able to deny yourself a pleasure you do not necessarily need instead of fostering it, damn the results.
It's called being self aware and taking agency of yourself.
>>2158973
we're not going anywhere. it doesn't work like that
>>2159071
You're broken right now. Sorry about that. Things are always changing, nothing stays the same. Things are always more complicated than they seem, no matter how hard one tries to generalize. There is a joy in taking agency and responsibility over yourself.
>>2159204
what? anon you don't even know me
>>2159230
Are you a latina girl now? Because that is exactly what a latina girl would say. Especially after a comment like
>"we're not going anywhere. it doesn't work like that"
>>2159346
ok, now that's funny. wanna keep going on the new thread?
>>2156294
>Spider Mastermind
I hope they're ready to RIP AND TEAR
>>2158973
Pedophilia is a mental illness.
>>2158804
What ep is this from