ERP THREAD Daddies home edition How are you today my children?

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>>2113452
Daddy?! Home?! Where?!

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(Fucking finally a new thread)

>>2113222 (Polt)
>Rei nods. Her hand crawls upwards, slowly, making sure to give very inch upwards a nice scratch. She reaches your chest where she curiously gropes at your breasts. Rei's face grows bright red. Her other hand doesn't stop petting your ear.
...
Even your chest is soft and furry.

>>2113258 (Parsee)
...
Your face is very hot.
>Rei sees your ears twitch. She leans forward and wraps her lips on the lobe of your ear.

>>2113265 (Gallon Anon)
(Thanks for letting me know! And thanks for the compliment! I'm happy people are liking how I play her!)

>>2113309 (Helpful Anon)
...
>Rei's eyes seem to bury into you. If her expressionless face could pout, this would be it.

>>2113311 (Akagi)
(It's okay! Do you want to continue or do it some other time?)

>>2113337 (Snuggle Anon)
>You feel her head nod on your chest. Her hands wrap slightly tighter around your waist.
I like it, Anon. It is warm and alive.
...
Let us lay in the bed. It is more efficient to cuddle there.

>>2113310 (Garfield Simulator)
(Huh... I might consider buying this if I wasn't saving money for DaSIII, Overwatch, Zero Escape Dilemma, P5 and now FF15)

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>>2113452
>tfw had just made thread after yours shows up
Whoops

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i screwed up
oh well

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THIS QUIET OFFENDS SLAANESH

THINGS SHALL GET LOUD NOW

LET ME HEAR YOU SING YOUR DIRGE

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h3cE9iXIx9c

>>2113507
https://youtu.be/VwzRLgJorYQ

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>>2112503
Elizabeth/Ragyo/Sophitia is one of the nicest, most caring people I've ever come into contact with and I am filled with infinite gratitude for the amount of smiles and joy they have brought me. I genuinely feel blessed whenever they take the time to acknowledge my own, admittedly rather meager, existence out of what I am certain is a busy day considering the amount of people they tend to whenever they're on. They're one of the most accomplished writers of who's works I've ever had the pleasure of reading and it is one of my more deeper hopes that one day I could be as good a person to them as they are to me.

Hajime/Haruka is a joy to speak with even though I will never become intimate with either one. Their dedication and ability to be so well into character is a boon for the threads particularly for those who are fans of the characters (Indeed, Haruka is my favorite Senran) and plus they have good taste in things.

Lastly, whoever it is that keeps posting Drake reaction images to the silly little things that occur in these threads from time to time, bless you. Makes me laugh every time.

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>>2113481
Papa bones~
>>2113499
>>2113501
We can always use the other thread after this one dies

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>>2113530

>>2113499
>Vigorously pets head and scratches behind her ears.
It's okay cutie. Next time.
>>2113530
Drake reactions are the best.

>>2113498
>Helpful anon sighs

The shit I have to put up with

>He grabs a hold of his member and begins tugging

>>2113507
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j7ysc-bX964

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>>2113507
https://youtu.be/i7AC5M7F4ys

Thanks for reminding me of this video.

>>2113530

I probably will be gushing about Ragyo for a long time after the Cerea RP she gave me. Just goddamn. Cherish how close you managed to get with her, Jiro my man.

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>A small figure comes along dragging a huge sword with him.
Uhahaha! I'm here to conquer you all!

Because I really enjoy the warm and good feelings (and because the thread can certainly use more of them), consider this round 2:

Pick 3 people and say something nice about them, /ERP/!

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>>2113507
>eats potato chips loudly

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>>2113537
(Yes, exactly, just so!)

>>2113545
(Indeed)

>>2113507
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7HqCB0T0h08

>>2113560
(Oh trust me, anonymous, every little message I get from them makes me happy and I can still scarcely believe things got to where they are now!)

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SCREAM TO BE HEARD MY BROTHERS

THE DEPRAVITY IS SLOWING, SLAANESH WILL NOT BE PLEASED

WE MUST REDOUBLE OUR EFFORTS

WE MUST BANISH THIS SILENCE

FOR THE GLORY OF CHAOS

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bh66pGIhysQ

>>2113498
I like your taste in vidya.

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>>2113498
(We can continue)

>She moans softly all of the attention being given to her ass and her tits is making her drip onto the floor

K-Kohai....You have such a great memory!...

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>>2113498
AHHHHHHH~~
>you arnt the only one to go red as you firmly grope her, shes finding it hard to keep control in this position as she's helpless to your horny curiousity
A-and your hands are soft too~ Please DONT STOP
>she yelps out another moan this one far more sensual than the last

>>2113498
>I giggle a bit as you suggest actually laying down instead of doing this whilst standing
"Agreed, It would probably feel better as well~"
>I pull away from you gently grabbing your hand wrapping my fingers around it tightly until I reach the bed and pull you down on top of me. My hands open wide to catch you quickly enveloping you in a tight warm embrace as I pressing my head against the back of yours kissing the back of your head tenderly

>>2113425
>I shudder as your hand runs down my back pressing into you further. I blush as your lips press down on my forehead sighing happily once again

>>2113565
I'll just simplify my last three and restate them.

Rikka is cute, caters to a lot of my tastes, and seems like she'd be a hell of a lot of fun to play with.
Hajime is so adorable that she brings a smile to my face every time I see her, and she's great to talk to OOC.
Rei is really interesting to talk to, and I love how she is cold and blunt typically, but she loses herself in the heat of the moment.

Also, all of the above are fantastic writers.

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>>2113561
>Imanotsurugi gasped at the familiar face and ran towards them with a big smile on his face as he called out to them.
Hotarumaru!

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>>2113349
Okay, okay! I'll lay down and get lots of rest for you, don't worry!
>Melody stands on her tippy toes and lightly kisses your cheek
You're so cute, you know that? I hope I feel well soon so I won't be away from you too long. Be well, okay? I'll miss you!

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>>2113565
>Anon
So loveable!
>Ragyo
Dynamite with a laser beam
>Nui
Great taste in the vidya

>>2113584
(Sorry I had to leave last time, Akagi)

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>Midna leaves
No booty for me..

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>>2113498
H-hey don't ahh~
>She immediately bite her lip as her entire body trembles from having her ear lobe bit.

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>>2113595
Ahhh? Who speaks my name?
>Hotarumaru notices the voice that calls for his identity, turning his gaze on your direction before walking towards you, still dragging his sowrd annoyingly
Imanotsurugi? So what de told me was true. Another one of our kind roaming these lands!

>>2113636
They told me*

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>>2113565
Not only is Nui super talented, she is cool OOC and help me out when I was feeling out of it.

Haruka/Hajime is really good at staying in character especially when those characters are so different.

DMG is super fun to play with is really kind OOC.

Bonus:
Puppy anon is really cute and I admired how he slowly grew his own harem here.

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>>2113629

>>2113595
>Imanotsurugi collided with you while he wrapped his arms around you, giggling like a schoolgirl. He rubbed his cheek against yours before leaning back to look at you. He gave a nod as he replied.
Mhm, this place is kind of fun. Did Izuminokami say I was here?

>>2113662

>wish I had a ryuko's ass to eat
>only one we got doesn't like men

rip

>>2113662
Booty is love, booty is life.

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>>2113668
>>2113636
(Forgot my image and even managed to reply to myself! How clumsy of me.)

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>>2113673
I don't like anybody
>wiggles butt

>>2113674
worship the booty

>>2113681

So plump and tasty...

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>>2113681
Oh hello once again Ryuko

>>2113681
You don't like Mako?

>>2113565
Louis C.K poster always makes me laugh. God bless you.

The two cute lesbian posters are cute. The cute melts me.

And Miyafuji for being a cute.

>>2113681
Miss Ryuuko may I worship your booty?

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>>2113681
P U F F Y L A B I A

>>2113681
>worship the booty
May I?
Can I taste it, Rub it, Bite it, can I really worship your booty?

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>>2113696
sorry I ditched out last thread, passed out next to one little cutie

>>2113695
no touching

>>2113698
No, I love Mako

>>2113702
Depends, how devote of a follower are you going to be?

>>2113705
puffy is best

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>>2113530
>>2113545

>>2113719

Please? Just a little lick?

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>>2113718
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wGlBwW7f5HA

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>>2113719
It's fine
>pulled Ryuko close to her

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>>2113723
You da bes mange

>>2113719
I'd become the high priest of it if you asked me to.

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>>2113723
>>2113763

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>>2113603
>He becomes slightly flustered when your tender lips meets his face.
S-stop calling me cute ...
>It takes him a few seconds to recover his pensive composure.
I'll miss you too, but take as long as you need to. I'll be here waiting for you to come back.
And ... I love you.

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(Going to be back in a bit. Been lewding at B&N and now I'm moving back home. The internet is starting to shit itself here. Should be about 30 minutes because I'm stopping to get a drink.)

>>2113546
>Rei watches you tug at yourself, waiting for you to grow to your full length. You notice some movement beneath the blankets.

>>2113584
>The young Rei pinches your cheeks as a single finger presses on your hole. She pokes at it for a few seconds, appreciating the holes immediate responses and tightness. Her finger presses into you, her small pale finger now in your tight hole. She gets down on knees, positioning a hand near your folds to hold you up.

>>2113590
>Rei looks up at you, her curiousity and arousal burning. She takes her hand off your ear, reluctantly, slips it underneath your chest. Both her hands explore and grope at your womanhood, the hands sliding underneath your bra and touching your nipples.
...
Please take off your shirt and bra, Polt. I want to pet your ears again~
>Rei's own hard nipples press visibly through her plug-suit, even after it was unzipped.

>>2113591
>Rei nests her body on top of yours, her arms gently wrapping behind your neck as her legs straddle across you. She moves around a bit, getting comfortable, her soft body pressing down on your, before placing her ear back on your chest. She gently breaths on top of you, her back rising and falling.
...
Pull the blankets over us, Anon.

>>2113630
>Rei moans at your rather immediate and lewd reactions. She pulls your face closer to hers. A hand rubs the tip of an ear as she continues nibbling at your lobes, her tongue licking eagerly along the way.

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>>2113675
>>2113668
>Hotarumaru could only spare one of his arms to wrap it around your waist as your eagerly cuddled him before steping back. He exhaled slightly after your sudden embrace before fixing his hat
Mhmm! Not only him, but other fellow swordsmen said something about your whereabouts, I just took the liverty to look for you myself! Aren't you glad I'm here~?

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>>2113719
More puff

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>>2113603
>>2113777
This is RP, right?

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>>2113718
worship from afar

>>2113740
only if you cover your face and tongue in saran wrap

>>2113756
>She blushes and hugs Erica
Aw, did someone miss me?

>>2113768
so you'd collect the tithe and fork it all over to me?
I mean let's talk brass tax here

>>2113794
jeez, fine! Here!

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Should I play Becky?

>>2113591
(I-I didn't notice the crosslink, I'm sorry!)
>I keep my lips held there for a while, inhaling the scent of your hair, keeping my hand moving up and down your back, my other arm loosely wrapped around your upper body

>>2113821
You do you anon.

>>2113787
Okay...just...okay...almost.

>After a few swift movements beneath the sheets anon is now fully erect

>>2113819

Harsh :(

>>2113787
>At B&N

I suddenly like you a lot more, as a person I mean

>>2113830
>becky fucking becky
oh wow

>>2113819
I'd give you all the gold and jewels in the world to found a holy church dedicated to your bountiful ass.

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>>2113819
Y E S
Is gud.

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>>2113821
Why is this dance so mesmerizing

>>2113774
Don't let it all go to your head. That's how you kill a meme.

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>>2113791
>Imanotsurugi hugged you tightly while his cheeks were a light pink as he spoke excitedly.
Of course! Hotarumaru is my friend. I'm happy to spend any amount of time with you!

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>>2113819
I love it when you're around Ryuko
>she gave a quick smooch on her cheek before rubbing up against her

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>>2113787
>she moans louder then before, you struggle to keep her on top as you squeeze her nipples due to all her squirming.
>her ears perk up as she detects the emotion finally seeping through the cracks
Sure~
>in one sudden movement she flips herself over and teasingly strips off her top and bra in front of your face, exploiting her curves to the fullest-

>>2113852
protip: there's more than one person that posts Drake.
But, I agree.

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>>2113833
it's ok, i don't really let anyone touch it
don't feel singled out
I do think you're pathetic and not worth my time though, so take that with you

>>2113843
i could live with that, worship away

>>2113847
I don't think I have any more puff, so don't hate me
you're not allowed to

>>2113858
>She smiles and take's Erica's chin in her hands, moving her face to plant and kiss on her lips
Ya ya, you're growing on me too

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>>2113868

WHO

>>2113565
Though Misaki didn't have English as their first language, I really do look up to how they strive so hard in order to improve their writing. They're super-passionate and earnest about it too. It's honestly really praiseworthy.

The Teto player is a fantastic writer, and does a great job portraying the character. The way thy play her is so adorable and it warms my heart every time. Their dedication when it comes to how accurate they depict their avatar is quite admirable.

Shinoa is one of those cases where... I just can't help but feel insecure around them, since they're just so good at writing. One of, if not the best writers in here, no doubt.

Bonus: Jiro. For a fierce sergal, he's such a softie, especially when his sweetheart Elizabeth is around. It's so heartwarming to see him happy like that, thanks to Liz.

...now I should try to sleep again...

>>2113881
Go back to bed and dream of your waifu some more, you.

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>>2113881

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>>2113873
>Bullies Ryuko in a somewhat hateful way

>>2113787
(Erping in a bookstore? Unf girl)

>I play with your hair after you get settled, then lean up reach over over and pulling the blanket up over us. I make sure to tuck you in before I lie back down, pulling your head back against my chest

>>2113825
(be back later)
(that's okay I think I do that sometimes too)
>Groans as I arch my back a bit more, giggling as you smell my hair
"Boys hair doesn't usually smell that great anon~"
>I grab your free hand pulling it down forcing you to hold me tighter

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>>2113878
WANTS

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>>2113848
Because http://i.4cdn.org/f/pani-poni-dash-2.swf
Roley cakey sunday~
sandowichie monday~

>>2113873
Excellent, I shall do so immidietly.

>Gets behind Ryuko and prostrates before her ass

Oh great and soft ass, may your loveliness inspire us in our day to day lives. And may we spill great seed in praise of your beauty.

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>>2113886
o-okay

>>2113887
?

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>>2113787
>Moans loudly and begins to bounce up and down on Rei's finger her ass clenching down tightly

>>2113819
A... afar? You're going to tease my with that god like booty and tell me not to touch it the way it deserves?
Will you forgive me if I can't hold back

>>2113873
H-hey miss ryuko!
Can i b-be your slave?

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>>2113853
>Hotarumaru replied by hugging more tightly, his sword fell on the ground making an odd metallic sound
You won't feel so alone now right? But I must ask...
>After breaking their hug, the small swordsman looks around the area, noticing the adulterated ambient surrounding both friends
Why are you in...such a place?

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>>2113873
>she closed her eyes and relaxed in Ryuko's arms getting comfortable in her embrace.
Just what I wanted to happen!

>>2113833
>>2113919
>>2113909
>Giving a shitposting faggot from discord attention
May as well be worshiping Nue

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>>2113881
>>2113915
(Y-You're embarrasing me! And go back to sleep!)

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>>2113898
THEIR

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>>2113545
>>2113787
(Lewding at a bookstore, wew rei you one very horny person ;) )
(Sorry didnt see you there anon il make a response when rei comes back- til then, more Tom Clancys the grinding for me, and possibly getting drunk who knows)

>>2113929
I don't care about discord.

And not just this thread's, in a very general way.

I just ate like 8 slices of pizza.


Can someone erp me killing myself? Thanks

>>2113943
That doesn't change anything I just said.

>>2113565
Limiting this to three is difficult, but, here you go.

Ragyo's player has a wonderfully active style, that draws in and engages other players not only with ease, but with consistency. Not to mention, some of the most colorful metaphors I've seen have come from some of their prompts, and it's really made me reconsider my tilt toward figurative language.

Sena's player is incredibly sweet, but also has come a long way in finding their own voice in their writing. They might worry a lot about their speed, but what they put out is consistently good, and they only improve each time.

I'll have to toss one out to Lord Dominator, too. They keep up a good, simple back-and-forth with plenty of takers, and often in environments where others either shy away, or just aren't present. That's definitely worthy of praise, and it helps keep things rolling, even when one might expect they wouldn't be able to.

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>>2113888
you can eat shit and die then

>>2113909
eh? I don't have to be here do I? I thought you were going to worship in the sense of I'm off doing cool stuff and you're stuck in a church dedicated to me. Like Christianity

>>2113919
but then I'd have to like feed you. Not worth for a pathetic sack of shit like you

>>2113918
Yes I am, and no I want
touch me and die, shitdick

>>2113927
>she rolls her eyes
don't brag or anything, ok? it's just because of the cuddles

>>2113929
Hi Mizuki

>>2113918
>>2113919
>This much attention to someone who hardly ever actually ERPs

>>2113897
Then I guess you're an exception~
>I squeeze your hand tightly as it grabs mine, keeping hold of it as I hold you closer to me

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>>2113940
DICK

>>2113951
>only the trap hates me
Yeah, you gottem

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>>2113920
>Imanotsurugi's cheeks turned a darker red at the question. He looked away as he nervously laughed.
I uh...kind of found myself here by accident and grew a liking to this place...I did leave once but I heard some people missed me so I came back.

>>2113956
>Hardly
You mean never, right?

>>2113950
...I swear I'm going to get you back for this somehow.

>>2113951
>Hi Mizuki
What? I'm out of the loop here.

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>>2113964
SUCKED

>>2113979
They'll ERP when Satsuki or Ragyo are around, but that's about it. Regardless, the worship of non ERP roleplayers in these threads is out of control.

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>>2113951
N-No.

>>2113998

Don't make a mountain out of a mole hill. some may be new/have ryuko as their waifu and got stuck lusting after someone they didn't know never puts out

their only ava worshippers are others who barely ERP

>>2113998
If that's who they're limited to, then there's no point in them being here. There's plenty of places like F-list that cater to their needs.

>>2113929
Shitty b8 m8 i r8 0/8 no h8 for my r8
>>2113944
>anon looks down at the box that was infront of him, all that was left of the greasy pizza being a few stains and strands of cheese, looking down at himself after, he realizes he had no choice, reaching to his side, he pulled out a large revolver, checking to see if it was loaded, he pulls the barrel back, and then slowly lifts it to his side, breathing heavily, he pulls the trigger, a lone shot rings through the night, and a soul is sent to be judged
>>2113951
I can feed myself!, i promise!
>>2113956
Yeah yeah, im just havin fun, cant i have that?

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farewell /erp/

>>2114009
I'm not talking about just Ryuuko though, she's not even the biggest of the problem by any means. Regardless, this is only going to beget more garbage posting, so I'll end it here.

>>2114016
Shitposting is shitposting

>>2114016
Jesus, you really are pathetic. You deserve a shitposter as your partner.

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>These people are literally getting upset that someone only roleplays with avatars

>>2114029
>erica defends her fuckbuddy

>>2113951
It's worth it to taste that ass of yours
>He presses his face into your big perfect ass, his tongue lapping at your surprisingly sweet hole
>His hands grab your ass squeezing it against his face

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THERES A SHITSTORM 8REWING AND I WANT PART OF IT
>>2114026
HAH, LITTLE DID YOU KNOW WHO WAS 8EHIND THIS
>>2114025
MY TURN-ONS INCLUDE SHITPOSTING

>chara will never stomp on your dick

>>2114029
Nobody said anything about that at all. It's pretty annoying when you come to an ERP thread to shitpost in character and act like an attention whore.

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>>2113970
Accident? That's sounds a bit hard to believe...
>Said Hotarumaru with a mockery tone, his smug stare was fixed on your now flustered face.
Is it safe to imply you've done THAT sort of thing with someone here~?

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>>2113956
I'm almost as bad as HG posters, huh?

>>2113965
>only
everyone hates me, dumbass

>>2113979
once or twice at most

>>2113982
Mizuki hates me
or loves me
idk it's hard to tell

>>2113998
well duh, who doesn't like edgy anime girl incest?

>>2114004
then stop bullying

>>2114009
>never
come on I'm sure I did once!
i think

>>2114011
I do what I want

>>2114016
well I guess, but don't expect love or attention, you can do my laundry and sleep in a cage downstairs though

>>2114029
thnx :3

>>2114035
>anon is salty

>>2114038
Hey!
>she turns around and gives a firm smack to the anon
Never! NEVER! tocuh my ass!

>>2114049
But I hate attention

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>>2114049
Whilst i understand that entirely, I shall prove you wrong once more by playing devils advocate. Why do you despise her and not me when we are technically doing the same thing?

>>2114029
yeah like why dont they just stick to email ??? i mean really ???

>>2114060
And here you see a faggot that cannot help but respond to every single post about them.

Truly, an attentionwhore by the book.

I miss when ______ used to post

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>Google get better at ERP
>Only thing that comes up is info on Enterprise Resource Planning

>>2114081
>Enterprise Resource Planning
Fucking triggered.
All those threads on /b/ titled "Enterprise Resource Planning" by people thinking they were being funny/clever

>>2114060
>He felt the firm smack on his cheek almost knocking him over, but he stands firm as a red hand print forms on his face
I can't help it! All I want to do is make you cum from worshiping your beautiful ass
>His hands glide over her ass sending a shiver or two down her spine

>>2114081
Ask Clownpiece to take you under their wing. That's how Shinoa got so good.

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>>2114100
Yeah, I fuck hot anime girls
AMA

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>>2114060
You're meeeeeeeean.

>>2114100
>Ask Clownpiece to take you under their wing. That's how Shinoa got so good.
>>2114100
>Clownpiece
>>2114100
>That's how Shinoa got so good
ALL MY FUCKING KEKS
YOU RETARD
Shinoa is how clown became less shit

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>>2114057
I-It was an accident! I was lost...
>Imanotsurugi blurted out his response before pursing his lips at the question. He nervously glanced up at you before his eyes darted away. His cheeks started to burn up from his embarrassment while he looked down to try and hide it.
I-...I've not done much really..

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>>2114100

>>2114081
Masturbate thinking about the character you're ERPing

Write about what turns you on

Be descriptive

>>2114081
Read some erotic literature or fanfiction.

>>2114119
LMFAO

>Strokes dick furiously
GUHHHHH I like her tits HNNNNNNG

>people actually defending posters like Ryuko, erika and Kurisu
I can't tell if they're just trolling or if they're that pathetic.

>>2114112
My autism can't let this go twice. It really bothers me how you do this shit:
>>2114112
>
>>2114112
>
>>2114112
>
Instead of:
>
>
>

>>2114100
Honestly how did this meme even start?

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>>2114060
>he grabs you from behind and puts a knife to your throat

Shall we make Mr Ambrose cry like a little bitch after seeing his beloved waifu cut?

>>2114132
People don't attack Silica or duetanon for shitposting. Why should people attack Ryuko, Erica, or Kurisu?

>>2114132
I think they can be kinda disruptive, Erica especially has been in the past, but I don't think they're really that big a deal, and certainly don't warrant this sort of blow up.

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>>2113646
>DMG is super fun to play with is really kind OOC.
Th-thank you <3

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>>2114142
Oh my... didn't expected you to be here of all places.

>>2114155
Silica does erp though. Also, she's funny.

>throws a match

>>2114155
Silica erps, albeit with very colorful descriptives. the other faggot has no excuse, but people have learned to leave them alone, lest they summon Nue.

>>2114163
Ryuko erps. Erica erped. Kurisu is an oldfag.

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>>2114075
it's something to keep my occupied. if you have a problem quit replying

>>2114096
>She smacks him down to the ground again, kicking him a few times
You couldn't make me cum if you tried! knock it off or I'll rip your fucking arms off you nasaly little pervert!

>>2114109
You bullied me

>>2114132
both
I hate when people are on my side

>>2114142
Who?

>>2114182
>Hurr durr it's all cause am bored xd
Keep telling yourself that

>>2114131

>He grabs his long thick cock at the base pulls it until the taught skin below starts pulling back. He pushes his hand against his crotch until a nice smooth rhythm starts to form
I want to cup her bosom in my hands as I bite and tease her hard little nubs that decorate her mounds

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>>2113831
>Rei looks at your erect sex, her red eyes studying you intently as her face lightly blushes.
...
Masturbate, Anon.

>>2113834
(I didn't go there just to lewd... I went there to try to focus to apply to jobs... A whole family was behind me so I tried being discrete)

>>2113866
>Rei gasps a little at seeing your bare top, your nipples peaking out from the fur. She returns to groping and pinching your chest. Suddenly, she leans up (her lithe body surprisingly strong and muscular) and bring her head in between your chest. You feel her kiss and lick your breast as she bring a freed and to your ear as she begins to pet you again.

>>2113897
(...I know...)
>Rei sits still, comfortable and warm between you and the blanket. She gives your neck a lite lick before nestling back in.

>>2113916
>Rei slides a finger into her slutty senpai's folds. She kisses her thighs as Rei's finger tries to pump into your clenched ass. Cautiously, Rei presses another finger on your exit, slowly trying to slip it. The tip just barely slides inside as her finger squirms inside you.

>>2113942
(I am... ;_; I masturbate too much and I'm lonely. I might try No Fap next month...)

>>2113916

>>2114181
You know what the problem with Ryuko/erica is. you can stop arguing semantics you little ass worshiping faggot.

>>2114139
>My autism can't let this go twice. It really bothers me how you do this shit:
>>2114139
>Instead of:
>>
>>
>>
>>2114139
>My autism
>>2114139
>autism
>>2114139
>>
>>
>>
ALL MY KEKS

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>>2114193
(Sorry. I can't respond since I am about to leave since I am at Uni.)

>>2114209
fuck off, Jew

>>2114189
You forgot the sounds he was making while he fapped, so I have to dock you 1 point. 9/10.

>>2114193
(I don't know why, but after I started erp'ing I haven't masturbated in weeks. Whenever I get in the mood, I'm too busy playing here.)

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>>2114115
A malicious grin contours on hotrumaru's baby face. You can hear the steps made by the shoe leather of his loafers closely walking around you, his cold and teasing stare is almost unsettling, orbiting around your personal space until finding himself behid you, resting his arms on your shaking shoulders.
Don't be shy! You can tell me all the details about your time spent in here. You can trust me~.

>>2114182
How do you know if you won't even let me try?

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>>2114228
(Oh for fuck sake!)

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>>2114177
>people are afraid of me
O-oh.

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>>2114209

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>>2114182
He was a man who loved you too much

Now its not nice to hurt the clientele here child. Hurting the anons unwantingly hurts the buisness, and soon, IF you carry on, it will hurt you. Understand?
>>2114161
My battalion of guards need places to relax and unwind so I let them go here

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Good evening denizens of ERP.

How did you celebrate your day in the land of freedom today?

>>2114236
Stop playing innocent. It's really tiresome seeing you spam the thread incessantly, acting like you don't know what you're doing.

>>2114204
Since it's so obvious, tell me. You're just throwing a fit because you want everything to fit your expectations.

>>2114224
ERPing has helped me edge for some reason, which is good for my addiction. Can hold off on fapping for a couple of days until I'm in the mood to play a character, which gives me better actual jerks.

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>>2114240
I see, I see... my excuse for being here if you want to ask... I wonder if I still got what it takes to please a woman. Nothing more.
>>2114245
I celebrated by looking at the stars, and thinking of the beautiful women that roams the land.

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>>2114219
>fuck off, Jew
>>2114219
>Jew
>>2114219
>J
>>2114219
>e
>>2114219
>w

>>2114245

By staring at your body.

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could someone please be Rinko and help me out again?

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>>2114186
I will

>>2114231
Because, how could a pathetic little virgin like you please me?

>>2114240
>she yawns, pulling his arm off of her neck and walking away You're boring

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>>2114245
Halt! Since when is this the land of "freedom"? This area belongs to my landlord!
>The small boy proudly imposes himself in front of you.

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>>2114251
Why don't you just stop posting anon, it isn't going to stop people from being mean to your waifu.

Fyi, no matter how much you grovel and beg like a pathetic faggot, they aren't going to put out. Have fun shitty up the thread by encouraging them, though.

>>2114247
Do you recall the last time I spammed a thread?

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>>2114269
>forgot that fuckin enter button
my b

>>2114269
I have spent all my teen years and all of my adult life studying how to please a women

>>2114245
Trying to think of a reason as to why you wont get in the sheets with me.

>>2113944
Now stuffed to the brim with oil, anon tied the thick, hairy rope off. The noose dangled a great height from the hard floor, perhaps 8, even 9 feet of length below the knotted ring. David Carradine eyed the hefty instrument looming above, the slick, shiny pin-up specially selected for this climactic moment.

Anon tightened the collar around his throbbing, sweaty, head. His ball of a body churned, practically bursting with fluid. One last pump from his lower appendage sent him into sweet release. The lengthy tool coiled around his head yanked firmly. His swollen body twitched and writhed. The visage filled anon, dominating his final thoughts, pulled into eternal darkness by his idol's sweet embrace.

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>>2114228
>Imanotsurugi whimpered as you relentlessly teased him. His legs shifting slightly and rubbing against each other as he twiddled his thumbs. His body jumped as he felt your touch. He shook his head and bit his lip while he tried to calm down.
N-No...That's too embarrassing to do!

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>>2114260
So poetic! You must have been thinking for a long time since there are so many here though.

>>2114262
Why thank you, citizen! I know these cannons are impressive considering how many can't seem to take their eyes off them. Rest assured that they will continue to defend us from any foreign invaders.

>>2114270
Why, anywhere I stand becomes America for that moment, little girl! You should be thankful to be part of the greatest nation on earth and for the protection of the full might of the United States naval forces whilst I'm around to protect from any of those blasted abyssals.

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>>2114193
>>2113545
(Hmmm, i might have to exploit that hornyness and tease you more and more!)
>she moans longingly as you grope her again, her fur feeling warm and soft in your hands
>shes surprised when you lick her, her breath starting to heat up and her tail wags happily. She pushes your head closer stroking and scratching your lucsious blue hair, stating to get desperate as you and the anon pet her rough
O-oooooooooh~~

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>>2114298
research and practice are two different things
Like I could read up on every football play in the game and not have any idea what I'm doing if it's my first time on the field
dummy

>>2114290
You act like I'm the one with a problem.

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>>2114301
Because you must work and strive hard to achieve your goals, citizen! This is not some communist hellhole where the government steals from the blessed and gives to the rotten.

Now, perhaps if you begged...

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>>2114320
Indeed... it's quite hard picking a favorite out of all these women. Some of them are simply divine, cute... or too appealing to the eyes. Oh, I almost forgot to introduce myself. My name is Asellus, Seeker of Beauty.
>She bows in front the busty female, looking up at her
May I have your name dear?

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>>2114260
Oh please, anything could please a woman in the right hands, you just want to know if they will get attached to you
>>2114269
>calling him boring
>talk about poor choice of words

You want to play that way-
>He fires a bolt of electricity into your back

Time for some shock therapy

>>2114240
>Pets
Cute

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>>2114268
please?

>>2114334
Kinda hard when you just ignore me, but whatever.

>>2114325
I have practiced... I just had to pay for it....

>>2113980
You have a day or two to think of how.

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>>2114193
>She pants and grinds against her finger her bountiful breasts bouncing and lewd music escaping her mouth

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>>2114350
>hfw
Civillian the fuck are you doing?

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>>2114348
Hmmm, maybe I should get some food
>she takes a step in the direction of the nearest food joint, the bolt zooming past her
Nah, I'll just go sleep
>She turns back and starts to walk to her bed

>>2114363
>paying to eat someone out
you are pathetic
No dice anon, no dice
>she starts laughing hysterically and wandering off

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>>2114344
Wonderful to meet you Asillyus! How forgetful of me not to introduce myself. I am USS Iowa, Fast Battleship class and pride of the US Navy! If you're seeking beauty, look no further than the country with the most beautiful landscape, most beautiful history, most beautiful philosophers, and of course most beautiful people
>She puffs her chest forward, arms crossed, and head tilted upward displaying pride in her country
>>2114360
Sorry about that dear, I must have missed it! I swear I'm not so selfish, just forgetful!

>>2114360
That looked like a real response to me. If you aren't gonna beg for her, then you're stuck. Find a different ava. Besides, choosing based on how they specifically look seems really silly. Their style, sexually I mean, is what you should care about.

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>>2114313
>Because of his short height, Hotarumaru lowered his arms down to your sides, slowly wraping you into a more intimate embrace this time. His hands closed together near your belly button, the perfect spot for his cold fingertip to tease the little void on your abdomen.
Embarrasing! So you had THAT sort of meeting with someone! Friends shouldn't have many secrets you know? Can you tell me where did they touch you?

>>2114320
Unite States? Naval forces? Boooo! You're not a walking country, that's my job! Hotarumaru, an oodachi sword forged by Kunitoshi Rai will soon make this land belong to our territory instead!

>>2114377
She came! She even payed me four times what I payed her!
She told me that I was the best she ever had

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>>2114081
(Honestly, just try to elicit the feeling of physical feelings in others. I don't think I'm that great (I repeat the same sentence structures and terms a lot) but you got to think about what you are making the other person feel.)

>>2114214
(Np.)

>>2114224
(I noticed I get very "messy" but I never really cum unless I purposely start masturbating.)

>>2114245
(I ERP'd at B&N while applying to jobs.)
...
What is the land of freedom, Attractive-Blonde?

>>2114321
(That'd be to cruel! A cute little kobold teasing me!)

>Rei moans loudly as she feels your sharp claws scratch through her hair and your hips swaying from your wagging tail. Her hot breath breaks on your chest as you smother her in your fur. She becomes bolder in her affections, licking and nibbling your cleavage where you squeeze her head. Her gloved hands don't stop attacking your body, her fingers beginning to pinch, pull, and tug on your nipple and ear. You see her bare back peaking through her unzipped plug-suit.

>>2114368
>Rei pushes her second finger inside at your lewd prompting. Her two fingers twirl inside, open and closing inside, stretching your asshole. She brings her head down to your clit where she wraps her lips. She looks up at you, watching your breasts bounce up and down.

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>>2114348
Oh you speak the truth Baron... it's hard finding a woman that will live with you, until the end of your days.
>>2114384
Well arent you prideful about your country... I love it!
>She grabs one of your hands and kneels before you
I love women like you! They are truly the best kind... in my humble opinion.

>>2114402
>I noticed I get very "messy"
(Yeah same here.)

>>2113646
Thank you! <3

>Puppy

>>2114384
If America is so great why does it have niggers

>>2114389
>beg her
>she's straight up ignored me multiple times
I don't know why I'm bothering responding to you though considering you have no part in this nor do you know what you're talking about. .

>>2114308
Uh.

Well then.

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>>2114402
>She moans loudly and coos

Kohai you're so good at this!


>She began to bounce faster

>>2114245
>His face lit up as he saw the familiar face of Iowa.
Ah, Miss Iowa! It's so nice to see you again!
>He smiled, slightly blushing as he remembered what they did last night...

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>>2114377
>he wonders at how such a girl has that much agility
Genetic powers? No no, it could not be-
Bingo the clothing! Hence why it can shapeshift!
Now where the hell did I put that via- AHA!
>he smashes a vial of nanites next to you and orders them to tear her clothing to shreds, laughing maniacally at his own wit.
OH ANONS? THERES A FREE KILL LA KILL FOR YOU TO RAPE LA RAPE

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Hardmode is optional and like last time: Your roll is what you try and erp as.

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>>2114393
>Imanotsurugi blushed harder as he panicked while his thoughts raced, trying to figure out how to get out of his situation. His body shivered from the cold touch while his lips trembled as he tried to get out of saying anything to embarrassing.
H-Hotarumaru! You're teasing me too much...I can't say those things aloud!

>>2114417
This nigga is seriously mad lmao

>>2114453
dulahn get

>>2114453
Please be something I can do.

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>tfw you get back early but waste the night away on college work

What have you been up to tonight my children?
Having a nice night?

>>2114453
Fuck it!

>>2114373
Baron a best girl

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>>2114394
cool story, you should write it down and sell it

>>2114451
>she looks down at her naked form
Hey! that was my last replica of Senketsu!
>she picks up a brick and chucks it at the weirdo, zooming the massive distance between them and knocking him on his ass and in a daze
Stop bothering me!

>>2114466
I hate my life.

>>2114453
Let's get to rollin'

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>>2114393
Howtomarwho? Uh..ooda chee? Kun...uh..you use a lot of funny sounding words...do you know Bongo? She makes up funny sounding words like that all the time.

>>2114407
Who wouldn't have an adoration for the grandest nation to grace this planet? I love and serve my country, as I hope others love and serve their's as well!
>The ship girl is taken aback by your sudden action, gladly presenting her hand and letting out a slight embarrassed giggle.
There's no need to bow ma'am, here we're all equal!

>>2114416
Well, my friend, I cannot speak on behalf of an entire race. But, I suppose it would have to do with our sordid history of slavery.

In fact, thank you for reminding me. Today, March 30th, represents the anniversary of the passage of the 15th Amendment of our Constitution, guaranteeing all races a right to vote! Hooray for Democracy!

>>2114193
(Just saw this sorry)
(You don't need to be lonely you have anons and avas flocking to you)

>Shudders as you lick me with your warm wet tongue. I decided to return the favor, licking your neck, my tongue touching you just enough to send a tingle down your spine with my hot breath on your neck. I yawn and smiles as I gently rub my nose against yours, getting ever more comfy

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>>2114467
(Watching Pani Poni Dash to get Becky's character down.)

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>>2114467
I've been doing well skeleton.
>>2114453
(Rolling)
>>2114484
We're all equal? Madam, you're beauty to me is nothing short of breathtaking. Oh... I would love to make you happy.
>She let's out a smile, after seening the ship girl giggle
Do you find me... entertaining?

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>>2114467
(Having a wonderful night, and I'm just putting the finishing touches on my new experiment~!)

>>2114453
Rolling!

>Puppy

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>>2114402
(but teasing you is fun and Hot! Give in Rei, fap like crazy)

>her moaning doesnt stop as you relentlessly attack her, you can feel the sweat and heat irradiating off her. She grips on your hair tight as she knows whats going to happen next, and theres nothing she can do to stop it
Ahhhhhhh~ Oh god OHHH REIIII~

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>>2114467
It's been chill so far.

>>2114484
I want to RP as Japan and have Iowa suffocate me with her breasts while referring to them as atomic bombs until I die.

I miss when _____ would _____ those were the days.

>>2114402
Damn, that's hot. I'd love to tease you until you were begging to cum and then finally finish you off.

>>2114467
The returning of electricity after a blackout makes me happy. And just chilling here until someone want to play.

>Puppy

>>2114557
nue
leave

>>2114557
"Nue" "post AA2"

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>>2114451
My my....Such a interesting method moy Baron

>Borrowing one of Maria's Cameras she starts recording this shit

>>2114481

>>2114467
I'm shitposting.

>>2114557
The rape crew.
attempt to rape the cuddle crew.

>>2114557
anyone
cuddle

>>2114557
people
talk to me

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>>2114484
>The midly angered boy rants at you, moving his small arms in the air while pouting his cheeks.
Y-You're doing that on purpose! Don't make fun of me or I'll dominate you! And who's this Bongo?

>>2114454
>Your embarassment was only making the fellow swordsman more and more amused. His hands now moved from your waist to your chest, his fingers tapping on the fabric of your oufit like a poisonous spider before reaching the flat, white tora hidden underneath your clothing.
Oh well! You don't have to say anything, but that only leaves me one option! Should I find out myself what kind of "battle" you had here previously?

>>2114581
Reminder that Innocent Boy is a godmodding Gary Stu

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>>2114453
(I wanna try this, maybe tomorrow)

>>2114516
Such a flatterer you are!
>Iowa closes her eyes and tilts her head to the side in delight at your comments. Before answering, she takes a moment to ponder.
Hm...entertaining? Like, funny like a clown? You seem like a decent person, although I don't know much about you. What is a seeker of beauty anyways? Do you get paid for it?

>>2114555
Hey, back they deserved it! But luckily we were able to make up. Some of my best pals are Japanese!

>>2114605
WHO
THE FUCK
IS INNOCENT BOY?

>>2114605
I want to have innocent boy beat me up

>>2114557
I
not lurk ERP

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>>2114481
>he was so distracted in his triumphant laughing he didnt notice as the brick smashes into him, within a second his joy turns into a cold yet impulsive rage
Time to return the favour bitch
>he grabs a brick and stares at the ground next to you before slamming his gaunlet against the ground, a blinding light shines as he teleports to the spot he stared at blinding you again.
CATCH!
>he proceeds to smash the brick against your forehead with enough strength to crush the brick

>>2114594
I miss my cuddle partner already

>>2114594
>tfw I wanted to cuddle and no one responded

>>2114613
He also goes by lollipop anon and Action Cuddler

>>2114594
clown
erp

>>2114627
>Action cuddler
that sounds so fucking gay

>>2114557
Man, I don't miss anything. Everything I did miss has already been resolved at this point.

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>>2114557
Peach
Love me.

>>2114557
Akarianon
post,

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>>2114608
>She let's go of your hand and rise onto her feet.
A seeker of beauty is nothing more of a title. I've gotten it from my late father... he also charms women. Does that answer your question my lady?

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>>2114502
Very nice. I'm actually working a new folder myself to actually play around a little. Super sekrit stuff.

>>2114516
Good to hear! Hope it keeps going all nice!

>>2114526

(Lovely to hear~ This experiment of course takes place within the moral and legal boundaries of society right?)

>>2114533
Yeah it's feelin that way. Just chillin and watching some FMA:B

>>2114561
Glad to hear your power is back. I'm sure you'll have someone to play with sooner or later
>pets the puppy
>>2114578

Young man! We call it fun postin in this house!

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>>2114617
>nothing happens and Ryuko leaves to get dressed also because you're boring

>>2114608
Did you not see my post?
>>2114444

>>2114245
>you will never fuck ameriboat while this plays
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eCGoA-dZBzo

>>2114627
>tfw you will never taste lolipop boy's lolipop.

>>2114557
Celestia
not come to thread

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>>2114646
>hugs DMG
;-;

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>>2114650
>Just chillin and watching some FMA:B
I fucking love that show.

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>>2114646

>DD Takes his regular place with his cock through the thin wooden wall gloryhole, wondering what he's in for today

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Give me sad songs, /erp/ I wanna feel here and sit bad.

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>>2114650
(Its not a Nui experiment, its something totally new~! Also... maybe? Lets just say it is in case it isn't.)

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>>2114602
>Imanotsurugi looked back at you with a curious look on his rosy cheeks. His body still trembling from your touch as your hands moved up.
W-What do you mean by that?

>>2114680
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KUCyjDOlnPU
saddest out there
if you kill yourself it's not my fault

>>2114677
>>2114646
So when do we get the Mika version of the copypasta?

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>>2114650
Thank you Skeleton Father.

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>>2114668
Love you too Anon <3

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>>2114435
>Rei pumps her fingers in your ass, your tight continually sucking you in. Suddenly, you feel a hard smack on your ass. She hungrily grabs your cheek, her tongue sucking at your clit. Then, you feel a third finger poke at your hole... She looks up for approval from her senpai.

>>2114528
(Noooo ;;;_;;; you're a mean, sexy little kobold!)
>Rei continues, knowing she can't stop, even if she wanted to, your grip was too tight. She continues nipping, licking, tugging, scratching your chest and ears. She tugs hard at your warm body, eagerly licking off your sweat and leaving a barrage of love bites. She can feel your legs quiver on top of her. She looks up at you with her patient, red eyes.

>>2114559
...
Bernkastel did that to me the other day. I enjoyed it.

>>2114494
(It's okay. And why do you think I come here?)
>Rei moans softly at your lick, her hot breath brushing on your neck. She continues to cuddle into you, her eyes staring off into the distance, as your comfort her. You feel her lips leave a soft, comforting kisses.

>>2114679
>The hole was BEES all along

>>2114680
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lv-QsSls_VE

>>2114618
Aw, who might that be?
>>2114622
I'm open but I may be slow.

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>>2114677
<3
>>2114692
Make it yourself dumb dumb.

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>>2114692
What?

>>2114650
Thanks Papa Bones! Let's wait and see. Hope you are having a good night so far. Also just to make sure I'm a human male
>He said scratching his head and humming at the patting

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>>2114608
(back then* ahh, I hate typos! A Lamia..hm...might be interesting)

>>2114602
Doing what on purpose? Dominate me? Sorry little girl, I didn't mean to offend...I'm just bad at names, especially those foreign ones.
>Her ears perk up at Kongou's name
Bongo is a Japanese battleship, just like me!
But she's a bit on the short side...kind of like you!

>>2114649
Yep! Makes perfect sense now
>Iowa pounds her right fist into the open palm of her left hand, before striking a dramatic pose, pointing her finger directly at the center of the other girl's chest, just shy of touching her.
Yoooou're....a lecher!

>>2114557
we
have an updated shipping chart