/sug/ - Steven Universe General Dragon Breath Opal Edition

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Here we go.

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https://www.16personalities.com/free-personality-test
let's do this again

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who depressed here

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>>2047639
Me because my nerdy green waifu isn't real and because im stressed about life right now.

How about you?

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>>2047487

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>>2047639
Who me, anon? No, I'm fine! Really, don't...just don't worry about me, okay?

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Post male fusion

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>>2047653

Pretty much the same here.

>tfw can't vent because the applicable parties also browse /sug/

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>>2047685
You can vent with me anon

We depressed anons need closure the most

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>>2047677
>Garnet is a mary-sue
>Peridot is a peri-stu

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Do you think Peri has ever ripped some delirious uncannybrutal moves on some shittilly implemented 3D geometry?

>>2047639
I'm actually doing pretty good for once.

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>>2047707

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>>2047639
The big question is: who is not depressed here?

>neet, over 30 living off family, feel like a burden to everyone, think about end self every fucking day
>oh yes, tried to change this situation for the last 5 years, no success
>and here i am, at least, sug provides some distraction

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>try drawing on tablet
>it's like Michael j fox tried drawing off of his meds
F U C K
M Y
S H I T
U P

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>>2047602
We're back, baby!

>>2047740
It was rape, baby!

>>2047639

30 kb/s downlaod

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>>2047760
I'd kill myself on the spot if that was my fate
You're a stronger man than I am

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>>2047677

>>2047796

it's taking everything for me not to.

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>>2047677

>>2047727

>Tetradiamantine fusion

It would be like Galactus, drifting the universe and consuming planets to further its own inscrutable goals.

>>2047797
I thought this was going to be bonding over wanting to bang kids in trench coats.

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>>2047796
>>2047804
>>2047760
HA THATS NOTHING!!!!!!

>>2047895

Mine's about the same. Suicide pact?

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>>2047891
That's a pretty funny thought.

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You're all I have

>>2047639
Yeah

>>2047919
Sorry to hear that.

>>2047919
/sug/ isn't all I have, but it's getting there.
At least I still have my waifu.

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>>2047903
Naw, i'm not the one for killing myself, its not my thing

I more about dreaming about a green waifu i will never hug and cuddle and tell my troubles with or with any girl at all be it 3d or 2d because im awful with women and the one that i dated used me for money and nothing else

I'm internally dying in my own way
>>2047919
>>2047942
You guys ever dream dreams of cuddling with your waifu

I have

and i'm ashamed about.

Do you guys wanna hear my dream i had a few days ago?

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What episode area you looking forward too the most just from the title?

For me it's a tossup between:
>Monster Reunion - HAS to be more Centipeetle, hopefully with Peridot trying her hand at curing it via modern Homeworld tech.
>Greg the Babysitter - Hoping it's a flashback episode of Greg and the Gems babysitting 3-4 year old Sour Cream for Vidalia, complete with the Gems not knowing SHIT about caring for a human child and ending with Rose and Greg working together to make Sour Cream happy and leading Rose to want a child of her own.

>>2047639
>tfw depression and anxiety are common in your family.
It's only a matter of time.

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>>2047967
All of them. But mostly

For human episodes
>The New Lars - Lars possibly finally gets help with his issues. Possible Steven and Lars fusion.
>Kiki's Pizza Deliver - Best Pizza. More Miyazaki references.
>Drop Beat Dad - Sour Cream episode. Marty comes back. Could be good.

Also interested in Greg the Babysitter for your reasons, and those Amethyst episodes, and Last One Out of Beach City.

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>>2044514
> Sapphire as Aqua (Fire Emblem)

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>>2048069
and nude version

>>2047967
>Steven vs Amethyst
>Monster Reunion
>Bubbled
>Gem Harvest
>Last One Out of Beach City

>>2048075
>>2048069
These are really nice man

Good job

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Dipping my fingers into the pie of artistic expression because we so badly need new content. Let me know if you want more.

>>2048112
Pretty decent

Pretty good onion

>>2048112
Are you an ant?

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>>2048045
>The new Lars
Lars kills himself and is replaced by a better person.
I would say "it's a TRAINS episode" but I dunno if Sugar could pull that out.

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>>2048112
let me join you, I'll take requests tomorrow night. Also excited for /hgs/ to come back so I can draw for them too
>/co/ hates the generals I draw for

>>2048231
Peridot cuddling a crying anon in bed

>>2047629
i didnt get any of those. fuck

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>>2048201
Quiet, you! Lars will be saved by our Lord and Savior Steven Universe.

>>2048112
Call me Semanon. Taking requests.

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>>2048045
I'm glad I'm not the only one looking forward to Kiki's Pizza Delivery Service. It'll be nice for the most underdeveloped human character to get some spotlight to actually develop.

Also looking forward to Monster Reunion because possible Centipeetle return and Tiger Philanthropist because I fucking loved Tiger Millionaire.

>>2048275
Can you do>>2048251
I'm feeling really depressed right now and i need something

>>2048297
ill do my best

>>2048231
oh hey Nagel anon

>>2048266
Yknow, Lars a shit but I hope that he turns around.

>>2048303
Thanks anon, it means alot to me

>>2047840
is that rose lalonde?

kind of in the wrong thread, aren't you? Go start a Homestuck General. Supposedly it'll be updating in a few weeks according to Hussie. (30% at feb 1. 65% at Mar 7. So 100% somewhere about April 6, likely to update on April 13, cause 4/13)

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>>2047797
>Making characters that are blatantly heterosexual gay for the sake of autism

Okay then.. whatever floats your boat.

>>2047967
Pearl's is clearly better. You can't even tell the one on the left is Amythest. It's just a purple blob.

>>2048349
Who says that they can't be Bi?

>>2048349
How unprecedented!

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>>2048297
Here you go sadnon. Feel better

>>2048368
The show showing them very clearly only show interest in women.

Shoryucan call them bi but I'm also shoryushouldn't.

Why isn't Tumblr worried about 'straight erasure" I mean do they hate straight white males that fucking much?

>>2048325
here you are >>2048390

>>2048390
Thanks man, means alot to me

I'm gonna go to bed now

Night guys

I hope tomorrow is a better day for us all

>>2048345
That looks like a trap. Then again I dont know crap about HS so it could be.

>>2048413
well /mlp/ comes back tomorow, so its a good day for some of us

>>2048392
according to polls, 60+% of people under 24 are non-hetero.

So.... maybe they just want proper representation and are going about executing their good intentions in the wrong way, as is the typical PC/liberal style?

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>>2048349
deal with it, melon anon

>>2048345
>homestuck reader sees homestuck everywhere
Hah, It's always great when that happens

And it's always great when someone that didn't read homestuck does that, too. If you actually read it you wouldn't have made the connection at all

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>>2048416
for reference, then. so you can see what I'm seeing.

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>>2048422
You depressed NEET closet ponyfags really kill my interest in this general. Here have some fresh Orangekisses smut that you don't deserve.

>>2048428
I laughed, at you.

>>2048452
>depressed NEET
the shortened term for that is Robot, after r9k

>>2048349
All characters are bisexual to me until stated otherwise in the show or by the creator.

And even if the characters are gay or staight, it's still pretty dumb to get mad about if they're presented differently by an artist.
>>2048392
Don't be as bad as those annoying Tumblr users who complain when the way you present a character doesn't match their headcanon.

>The show showing them very clearly only show interest in women.
It doesn't stop people from drawing the gems having sex or romantic interest with men.

>>2048422
mlp stopped producing content worth watching more than two years ago. Why are you still looking forward to it?

>>2048450
>didn't read homestuck
>see what i'm seeing

All I see is a pretender that needs to leave the thread and never look back

>>2048480
I'd ask why you are butthurt over my opinion, but that's probably because you just got done shoving an oversized dragon dildo up there.

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>>2048469
I haven't been on r9k since that fluffy pony spam like 2 or 3 years ago. More peri 4 you btw

>>2048392
Y'know, people on the Internet have been doing gay porn of presumably straight characters for a long time. People on the Internet have dug lesbians for a long time. Before Tumblr came around and grew into the tumor it is today, no one gave a shit.

Around eight years ago, /co/ would have loved a show about magical space lesbians fighting each other. Now it's considered "SJW" and "Tumblr". Imagine that.

>>2048504
how was that anon, butthurt? Oh wait, you're shitposting as usual. Carry on, anon-kun, remember to lube your horse dildo up.

>>2048480
>It doesn't stop people from drawing the gems having sex or romantic interest with men.

We have a Steven, do we not? Greg and Rose were a romantic thing. It's not impossible for it to one day stop being unique.

>>2048519
By "/co/" I really mean 4chan in general.

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Anon's so caught up in petty squabbling they didn't ask for peri

>>2048506
it's not worth going back to I assure you.
just depressed neets wallowing bitterly, greentexting, and posting uncommon pepes. Only sparingly rares, unfortunately. Certainly never mythic pepes.

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>>2048533
Would peri know how to use anal beads?

>>2048275
Amethyst lounging around a trash can.

>>2048428
https://yougov.co.uk/news/2015/08/16/half-young-not-heterosexual/

Oh wow, its not fake. what the heck.

>>2048569
lets find out

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Post Armstrong you losers.

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https://twitter.com/ianjq/status/712370964743368704

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>>2048251

>>2048589
No shit. Do people seriously not realize this?

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Really? i'm the only one who has Armstrong?

>>2048604
Kids have twitters.

Although there was a lot of people who were trying to analyze it on /sug/ when the show came out. Thinking that they were actually a bit shorter.

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>>2048589
>>2048604
>>2048637
Sure, you lying sack of shit

>>2048627
No interest.

He also looks like a bitch to draw. All arms and legs.

>>2048660
The characters have no fixed heights.

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>>2048664
Clearly we have very different interests.

>>2048660
Still the same.

Also don't forget that this show isn't too great with size consistency in the first place.

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So do you all really not like drawing his arms? I think you could get very creative with all those arms, lots of gestures.

>>2048600
i love this other /sug/ impromptu draw fag

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>>2048569
This is my first time drawing nude. Sorry anon I did my best.

>>2048698
I haven't drawn it yet, any preferences? Dare I say, make a Patrick Nagel version?

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>>2048676
>>2048689
if they're not fixed, stop making shit up about how it's the same

>>2048721
I'm not sure who Patrick Nagel is, but if you would like to go ahead.

I don't really have any preferences, except maybe make him monstrous but still kind of cute? If that makes sense.

ITT: Gayfags triggered.

You niggers need a hobby.

>>2048780
I didnt know armstrong was gay

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>>2048754
tell you what, I just started drawing him trying to get out of a singular chinese finger trap.
As for Nagel, he was an artist in the 80's popular for painting people white

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>>2048729
Isn't pretending to be retarded itself retarded?

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>>2048780

>>2048780
I don't understand.

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>>2048577

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And that's my Armstrong folder done.

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>>2048729
Ian's twitter response is enough to secure it, but whatever.

>>2048805
thats a real good picture anon, got more?

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>>2048589
>>2048660
>>2048729
Their proportions to each other in the flashback are the same as they've always been.

The problem is that we've lost the usual measuring stick: Steven. Instead we have Greg, who had a MUCH bigger head when he was younger but was actually just a bit shorter than modern Greg because of it and he throws off your sense of scale.
We expect young greg to be smaller, the gems are smaller than him, hence we think the gems are smaller. But that's just not how it is.

>>2048861
>was actually just a bit shorter than modern Greg

Bull fucking shit, there is no way Young Greg is almost as tall as modern Greg. He's much smaller surely...

>>2048660
>>2048729
in both of these cases she comes up to pearl's shoulders.

and since pearl is sort of consistently the same size as greg, greg's shoulders as well.

Pearl seems to always come about right under Garnet's nose.

And Rose is XBOXHUEG.

Steven is a tad shorter than Amythest, and about on par with Ruby and Sapphire, about half a Greg.


The only reason it seems so odd with them pre-greg is because they're dressed for what their actual mental age equivalents are at the time, and possibly, though I'm not 100% sure on this, I think their proportions have changed to match. Not objective size, but size ratio of body features.

Combined with size comparison, it makes Rose look like a (9ft) 40-something mother, Garnet her 19 year old daughter, Pearl her nubile, early teen daughter (with an Oedipal complex of sorts), and Amythest her youngest at probably 6ish.

And as such, Greg, despite being 22, looks maybe 14 beside them, because he's the same size as Pearl, and has younger facial features than we're used to seeing on him. Which makes his crush on Rose seem almost quaint, like she's kindheartedly humoring him, if with some slight /ss/ undertones, and their interactions really sort of convey such until their attempted fusion and realtalk session, where she first starts taking his romantic intentions seriously.

>>2048799
you are correct, yes sir.
no such thing as pretending you're retarded. you're just obscuring the exact way in which you're retarded.

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Would you let her take you shopping for leather jackets so you stop looking so fucking lame?

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>>2048913
He is around the same size. The problem is that his head is fucking huge. But even that has been kinda remedied in more recent episodes as they've made his head actually noticeably bigger so it fits more. Just imagine the hair was a giant round chin and it fits.

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>>2048754
Nagel is this guy, if you recognize the style. This's one of his pieces.

>another argument about heights

Watch Mirror Gem again. Watch the first scene with Lapis. Right after she first reforms, she stumbles a bit. During this moment, she's around a head and a half taller than Steven. One or two shots later, there's a close-up with both of their heads. In this shot, she's less than half a head taller than him.

The heights are not fixed. Period. All that's determined is who is taller than who.

>>2048981
That's so fucking weird. He looks like an entirely different person.

People say he looks weird now, but I think he looks like a awkward sausage person in that flashback.

>>2048938
also the artists are just really bad at perspective sometimes.

there are still people arguing over whether garnet smacked Dewey's microphone off intot he distance, or just like, slap-shrunk it and it fell to the ground, and this is actually some major hidden power we haven't seen from her yet.

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>Height arguments

There's no winning. All there is is the basic height relations.
Steven>Amethyst=Peridot>Lapis?Greg>Pearl>Garnet>Jasper?Rose

And the confirmation that the gems from the past were indeed the same size is enough. And it's not surprising since gems are basically mannequins.

Now go back to talking about which gems you want to fuck or whatever.

>>2049052
>Lapis?Greg

Greg's van>Lapis.

>>2049052
Ohhh. Neat. All of her previous forms broken down.

Let's see....

>Blank slate..
>I'm assuming Original Homeworld Flavor (very floofy dress)
>Pilot Episode
>Greg's Flashbacks
>Season 1
>Present?

>>2049082
Until we see them side by side for more than one episode, I'm not really going to use that to understand their height relation.

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>>2049093
I was making a joke about Ocean Gem, but then I remembered he ran over a water clone of Steven and he didn't run over Lapis herself.

OH SHIT NIGGERS WHAT IS THIS

>>2049144
Those are dubs

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OH SHIT NIGGERS WHAT IS THIS ?

>>2049173
I don't know, why don't you post the relevant links instead of a cap of a Google search, you fuck?

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I'm so fucking alone

I've tried to initiate conversation with 5 people today, none of them replied to me. Not one.

Why do I repel people??

>>2049187
talk to me anon

>>2049187
Umm in person? Also u smell

>>2049173
Nothing we aren't aware of already

>>2049173
>those site names

Nigga you didn't even try

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hell, this show fuck up REALLY BADLY
this is so fucking retarded
seriously, going to sleep cursing as fuck, what the hell

fuck
this
shit

>>2049296
Nope. Internet friends. I was pretty sure some of them liked me, too.

>>2049315
Use preset shapes you fool, not differing hand drawn ones

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>>2049292

hey anon, what are you up to?

>>2049331
too much trouble, but if you do it like that you'll see that same shit

fuck

>>2049331
Look again
He copied and pasted them.

>>2049346
it's hand drawn, but the effect is about the same, i don't have photoshop right now to do that shit

>>2049315

Different perspective.

>>2049344
Ok

>>2049346
They still vary from character to character

>>2049315
This detracts so much from my enjoyment of the show

Oh wait

It doesn't

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>>2049333
getting drunk alone at night like a loser as always, and doodling stuff, how bout you?

>>2049371
They're supposed to, they measure each character by the size of their heads

>>2049370
nope, old Greg is taller
and so is Rose
well?
They should keep a size chart and stick to it, ain't that hard

>>2049381
Just ignore dude, i'm being an autist when I should be fucking sleeping

>>2049396
Yep, that's why it's stupid, fucking awful

>>2049396
I mean...young Greg's circles, for example, are smaller than older Greg's circles which throws it off to some degree

>>2049413
Ohh disregard this, you said by HEADS and I mixed it up anyway

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>>2049391
Hopy shit, I'm also doing both of those things, friend.
Although the time has run over to 07:20 here, so I guess I'm up early and drinking alone while doodling.

Share your shitty doodles. Its fun.
pic related

>>2049184
True http://www.movienewsguide.com/steven-universe-season-2-spoilers-returning-april-early-halloween-special-released/183282

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>>2048754

>>2049438
>While Cartoon Network has no official announcement yet on the return of “Steven Universe” Season 2, MNR hinted that the series may return in April
>may return in April
>may return
>may

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>the hiatus may not end in April
>if it does there will just be another fucking bomb
Who wants to help me kill sucrose?

>>2049430
>shitty doodles
You draw landscapes tons better than myself.

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>>2049506

Eh, they're the only thing I draw so there's not much helping it. On the other hand, for example, I can't even make stick men look okay.

Hey /sug/

So a powerline fell on a car in front of my house and a car exploded.

Its 3:30 AM and theres lots of firetrucks n shit and sparks and BUZZZZZZ noises and i think im going to die because the firemen (13 of them) are standing across the street not doing anything and im trapped inside of my house.

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Reminder that you will never have a small chubby gf to fug, hug, and talk about your problems with.

>>2049525

You'll be okay, baby

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>>2049525
Bye guys maybe ill see pearl in heaven

>>2049533
you cant know this anon

>>2049525
Goodbye anon
If worse comes to worst, just remember to paint "Pearl is Best Gem" on yourself before you die to get the message out

>>2049538
call them over anon, dont beta your way into heaven

>>2049550
>heaven
>>>>>>>>>>

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>>2049430
if those are shitty by your standard then im below garbage, man
2:20 here, i'll prolly stay here until morning because all my friends are in beach vacations like normal people while I'm here drawing retarded shit
>>2049538
you'll be fine, exploding cars used to happen next to my house in the 90s

>>2049538
Oh

I thought it was way worse than that
Don't worry, they're just waiting for the power company to close down the substation to start dousing the fire, you're not gonna die yet

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GOODBYE /SUG/

HELLO PEARL

PLEASE TAKE CARE OF ME

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>>2049559
F

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>>2049559
F

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>>2049554

Don't fret dude, landscapes are my specialty is all.
I could never draw such a fucking cute Peri, damn. That's really nice, anon.

I'm going to be up until my body gives out, so I'll be around a while longer.

What you drinking, anon?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lr2SAPvKz-w

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this shits like a fuckin horror movie

THE BUZZING

IT SOUNDS LIKE WAR OD THE WORLDS SHIT

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PEARL

SAVE ME

PLEASE

I LOVE YOU

MY MOMS CRYING MAN

WE GOT SO MANY CATS

>>2049582
Isn't there like a backdoor or window or something

>>2049582
pee on the fire

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>>2049575
cheapest vodka I could find with a bit of coke because I ran out of ice. Stoli is pretty cheap here so w/e
Landscapes are my weakness. I never do bg because I'm shittier than with anything else.

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DOWN THE STREET

DOWN THE STEET TOO OTHER SIDE OF HOUSE ITS NOT ONLY THE CAR THE WHOLW BLOCK IS GOIN UP

I LOVE YOU PEARL

>>2049612
goodbye anon
remember to praise allah

>>2049612
Jesus Christ go out the back door you retard, take your mom too.

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>>2049612
rip in pepperonis

>>2049619
AND HIS CATS

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>>2049625
Fuck the cats

>>2049443
Aww, thanks anon.

>>2049612
WE'LL MEET AGAIN
DON'T KNOW WHERE
DON'T KNOW WHEN

>>2049630
fuck you ;3

>>2049636
No fuck you, Leatherman.

>>2049640
no fuck you, faggotman

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>>2049612
NOW HAS COME YOUR TIME TO BURN
EVOKE THE ANCIENT POWER SO THAT YOU MAY RETURN

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>>2049612
Through the fire
To the limit, to the wall
For a chance to be with you
I'd gladly risk it all
Through the fire
Through whatever, come what may
For a chance at loving you
I'd take it all the way
Right down to the wire
Even through the fire

>>2049612
RIP Kim

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ITS EXPLODING ON THE FIRETRUCKS

THANKS OBAMA

>>2049718
open the window and start yelling allahu akbar
they'll think ISIS did it and it'll be funny

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WHO KNEW THE LAST THING ID SEE IS THE WHITE OF PEARL BEFORE I DIE

>>2049724
DONT JOKE, MUSLIMS LIVE NEXT DOOR.

AMERICA LAND OF THE FREE

>>2049737
i mean realistically you should be begging for lapis to save you

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>>2049737
How many dead /sug/ posters are we at now?

>>2049755
imma die soon so count me in

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>>2049749
Pearl's tears will do the job just fine

>>2049755
I'm sure this guy will be fine.

if dubs he dies in the next 5 minutes

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I think this is the first death that hasn't been connected to Lapis in some way.

>>2049773
If dubs he lives

>>2049779
Man, I can't believe Steven's birthday episode wasn't about the gems keeping on a smiling face for Steven.

The setup had so much potential.

Instead we just got a mediocre Steven and Connie episode.

>>2049773
if dubs the show gets an adult episode

if dubs hell be fine

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Why is everyone on SU retarded?

Peri is the only one that generated some exposition and there are questions that everyone especially Steven needs to ask

From a human perspective:
>Biology and how the gems function
Don't tell me "he is not ready" I'm talking about their holographic bodies so that Steven will not freak out if they disintegrate.
>Galaxy star map from the crystals we need to know where the gem empire is and what its territory is also its history and planned expansions in space
I understand that the crystals might not want to give this information
>Gem culture and gem civilization, how the government works what do they believe in?
The only thing we got was the gems not knowing that celebrating a birthday is and its nothing special or culturally shocking. If you celebrated birthdays without a pinata or a clown you might be equally confused and you are a human.
>Gem population
How many of them where back during the war, predicted population growths
>Are there other life bearing planets in the universe/known space? If yes tell me about them.
>Are there other species/political_entities more/less/equally powerful like the gem empire? If yes tell me.
>all of gem technology
The will not tell it


From the crystal gem perspective to Peri (No BS about classified information this is stuff they need to know and can extract):
>Up to date star maps and the gem empire plans for expansion.
>Gem empire population and government
>All the history they missed
>Other species/civilizations/political factions that have emerged now
>All the new gem tech

Everyone is bumbling around like a idiot and not asking really important questions, the human might be kept in the dark however the crystals need this and they can get it from Peri.

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>>2049798
We did learn how old Connie and Steven are, which makes all the porn of them disgusting or hotter depending on your sexual tastes.

>>2049815
thats cause the CGs are retarded, duh

>>2049815
>Why is everyone on SU retarded?
Because this a cartoon where they need to spread things out and not a miniseries.

>>2049821
All porn involving Steven is an AU where he is 18, and just decided to shapeshift into his smaller body for the heck of it.

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*chumps*

>>2049815
Why would Steven or the gems want to know any of this? None of that affects Earth so why would they care?

guys im alive

post pearl

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>>2049870
Anon, you're not alive.

Turn the computer off right now.

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clap clap clap

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>>2049870
Oh to be alive

>>2049870
NO YOU'RE NOT
THIS IS HEEEEEEEEEEELLLLLLLLLL

>>2049826
>thats cause the CGs are retarded, duh

This is absolutely true and every time you see then go
>Herp derp why can Peri run up walls
>Herp Derp why they have a new information transfer standard with video
>Herp Derp why they have new weapons
or something like this take a shot.

>>2049828
>Because this a cartoon where they need to spread things out and not a miniseries.

I completely disagree Star Trek TNG/DS9/Voy (they overlapped BTW) ran for incredibly long and they explained the political entities cardassian union ; borg colective; klingon empire; the ferengi they introduced a lot of tech transporter; fazer; holograms; replicators and sprinkled the whole setting with massive amounts of lore.

The treaty of whatever, the whatever war, the whatever important person.

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>>2049910
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L0kL9hV01PU
If this is hell, wanna tell me why I can post best gem?

>>2049921
the bullshitiest thing is Garnet's future vision.
Hope they explain the fuck ups sometime.

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>>2049870
How was your barbecue anon?

Post guilty please music
https://youtu.be/Kw2Ic_2XdVQ

>>2049860
>Why would Steven or the gems want to know any of this? None of that affects Earth so why would they care?

Are we even watching the same show?

>Gems freaking out about not knowing what Peri can do "we are facing a enemy we don't understand"
>Gems freaking out when they try to fight the star ship and their outdated canons can not harm it
>Gems freaking out and not understanding a new communication standard on their outdated equipment

You are
>implying invasion will not effect earth
>implying destruction of earth will not effect earth

>>2049930
What's wrong with Garnet's Future Vision?

It measures probability based off what she wants to know.

Got any examples of the fuck ups your mentioning?

>>2049950
I'm not, what I'm trying to say is why would they ask questions that are general and not "How would this affect Earth?"

>>2049959
I mean, she should be able to foresee bad things.
Unless her vision only works when she wants it? I dont know how to explain, señor

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Gems with incredible mind powers when?

>>2049969
>I'm not, what I'm trying to say is why would they ask questions that are general and not "How would this affect Earth?"

knowing about a enemy is important especially if you are now trying to disarm a cluster inside of the earth that will destroy it and was made by this enemy.

And knowing that there might be civilizations out there who can wipe their asses with the diamonds and not even blink is even more important.

>>2050032
My hopes for White Diamond or Blue Diamond.

I want at least one of the Crystal Gems or Steven to get mind controlled.

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One step to calm a storm inside you
Unlock the secrets in your head
Not another day, no more confusion
No more living like you're dead

>>2050035
I doubt there's such a race out there that could do that.

If there was Homeworld wouldn't have been able to expand so vastly in the first place.

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>>2050055
I want to rush to her side
I want to bandage her arm
I want to wrap her up in a blanket and tell her it's gonna be ok

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cant wait for lars to come out

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>>2050068
I don't think anything can help her anon...

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>>2050090
I think Pearl will be healed one day
I want it to be the last part of her character arc in the show

>>2050063
>I doubt there's such a race out there that could do that.
>If there was Homeworld wouldn't have been able to expand so vastly in the first place.

Really?

How did Homeworld expand? How fast? How many colonies are there actually? How many planets?
>No information given

We known nothing canonically.
This reminds me
>I doubt there's such a "ant colony" there that could do that.
>If there was "the anthill over the river" wouldn't have been able to expand so vastly in the first place.

>I doubt there's such a "tribe" there that could do that.
>If there was "the river snake tribe" wouldn't have been able to expand so vastly in the first place.

This reminds me of Americans landing on islands and the local tribes experiencing advanced civilizations engaged in conflicts (America VS japan WW2) they where incapable of imagining, in the end we might only be ants to insignificant for the real superpowers of the universe.

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>>2050073
I will give Becky all my dollars if it happens.

It probably won't though. At least with the gems they can use their excuse with how they're aliens and all of them present themselves as female or whatever.

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>>2050110
I might be in the minority here, but I relish the idea of coming into contact with a much more advanced race.

I want to work with other beings either as a valued co-worker or slave.

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>>2050111
Yeah, most likely Larsadie will be canon, even if theyre horrible to each other.

>>2050137
>but I relish the idea of coming into contact with a much more advanced race
Well if the Gems succeeded there would be no use for humans. They already have their own slaves who are tons better than humans.

>>2049870
How do I know you're not lying to me?

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>>2049683
How is Deedee so cute?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=32867Alg5uA

>>2050150

Coming back to the original point, no one on the show is actually having human curiosity and is not even interested like
>Yo Pearl are there other planets with life out there?

And its out right idiotic when they are engaged with the gem empire, they run around like idiots and will be surprised with all the knowledge Peri has and can give them.

Peri was the one who told us about the diamonds and the cast system the crystals didn't give us shit.
Interesting question where the diamonds all ways in power or is this a new thing after the rebellion?

And can they give us some star maps or even a ruff estimation of how vast the gem empire is? Galactic? Intergalactic? Only one planet in earths solar system and they tried to take over earth LOL!?

>>2050150
I'm sure we will meet a race that values life much more than gems.

Hell, if they're advanced enough to have widespread and regular space travel they must have abandoned war or they'll never have had the time or resources to get to that point.

>>2050210
the diamonds were in power before the rebellion as we see Blue Diamond in The Answer.

When something is claimed to be an immortal all powerful god queen there's usually a reason for such a claim.

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>>2050214
>>2050137

This is a naive idea aliens will exterminate us i recommend reading "the killing star".

There are 2 things we can know about aliens
1) if it comes down to business they will value their existence over ours
2)They will assume we will do the same thing

This abandoning war nonsense is really retarded.
Did humans abandon war in the XX century? Or did we fight and made outposts on the islands of primitive tribes?

Now we are the tribe and our planet is our island, only fools think aliens are good.

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>>2050236
>When something is claimed to be an immortal all powerful god queen there's usually a reason for such a claim.

Yes like the pharaohs of Egypt who where immortal gods and where worshiped by their people.
Oh no wait this was propaganda and they where ordinary humans.

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>>2050274
>Oh no wait this was propaganda and they where ordinary humans.
Or were they?

>>2050274
Except gems are immortal and can actually do magic stuff.

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>>2043718
I love this, but it looks like it was made by that one guy who drew a lot of PeridotxRonaldo.

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>>2050274
I don't know man, did you see all that gold they were wearing? I'm pretty sure they were some kind of wizards.

>>2050302
Get out "history channel".
Use any example of a cult with a god leader.

>>2050303
Can they?
Rose is dead, other gems are dead anything that can be killed is not immortal.

Do they have magic? It looks like technology to me. And some biological abilities.

On the other hand are gems not more like machines their bodies are holograms from their central unit and they are manufactured not born.

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>>2050320
teach the controversy

>>2050337
Explain Pearl's manipulation of sand and her hammerspace in her gem?

Not everything is magic and not everything is technology, gems have both.

>>2050356
>Explain Pearl's manipulation of sand
Force feels or psyoniks
>hammerspace in her gem
Pocket dimension, 3+more dimensional space.

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>>2050370
>Force feels
No wonder Pearl's so good at it.

By for real psionics are magic, not technology.

>>2050356
>hammerspace in her gem?

When did this happen? Do they have hammerspace? All we see is holo construction of weapons from their gems like their bodies are holo constructs.

>>2050381
>No wonder Pearl's so good at it.
>By for real psionics are magic, not technology

Are magnets magic? Force fields are on the same level.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OvmvxAcT_Yc

>>2050414
Are you saying we might one day have force fields as common as magnets?

>>2050433
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Plasma_window
to be used in this
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Space_gun
they are magnets

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>>2050236
>>2050274
>>2050302
>>2050320

You are imagining Peridot to be be a indoctrinated communist for glorious leader yellow diamond.

Glorious leader is glorious.

>>2050530
It felt more like she was a huge fanboy to a character that was told to her from like-minded people as indoctrination
and when those expectations shattered she lost it and called her a gem nigger

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Do you think she washes behind her ears when she showers?

>>2050564
Huge fanboy to a character with political power to send you to her death.
Sounds like Stalin to me.

>>2050604
Well not really, she took the job because it was a hit-n-run kind of shift and there was nothing on the planet for her to care about, she bailed THE FUCK OUT as soon as she saw that maybe there was something there that could have harmed her, and decided to do it from remote because hell, who even the fuck cares

But then the shit took a double backward flip off the fucking handle and here we are, stranded on the planet with a bunch of psychos trying to kill her while Impending DOOM™ is right under her feet ready to burst

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http://skycow.us/r/su

Someone keep me company. Or not, that's ok too.

I love Steven. He's so cute. I want to treat him to ice cream!

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>>2050633
>Impending DOOM™ is right under her feet ready to burst
>Peridot is responsible for it's failure

She really is Zim.

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>>2050633
Don't the diamonds have massive pictures of them everywhere?

Yellow diamond is best diamond and north Korea is best Korea.

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>>2050596
This just gave me the idea to try editing out her massive nerd glasses. I can't tell if she looks better or worse without them, what do you guys think?

>>2050650
Go back to watching Steven sleeping, Pearl.

>>2050660
Only in places of power, not all over
Hell, they even had pictures of rose quartz in serious steven, Rose Quartz THE TRAITOR depicted with her colors fighting against the diamonds

Unless there was some cataclysmic extinction-level event that hit the earth so that they may have to remember Rose Literally Hitler Quartz to make sure shit like that never happens anymore?

>>2050679
She's melting: proof of witchcraft.

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>>2050650
Steven probably eats too many sweets still. Treat him to something healthier.

>>2050144
>Larsadie
>Not Ronalsadie... Sadienaldo? Ronaldie?

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>>2050707
You're right! He needs a proper diet of gem cum or he'll never grow big and strong!

>>2050707
his chub is part of his charm, though!

>>2050698
So that's why SU is so good? It was created with black magic?

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>>2050768
Just one ice cream then.

>>2050744
>That blush on Steven
Just admit it - he wants it as bad as Amethyst.

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>>2050744
Like this?

THE GEMS ARE TOO SLUTTY FOR STEVEN

>>2050808
See? She's so proud her gallons of semen made Steven so strong!

>>2050793
How about you lose some pounds you filthy pig?

>>2050823
Connie still beats them on that field.

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>>2050834

>>2050834
But steven being fat is one of the reasons for show to exist!
Does you not read the articles about how it promotes the idea of fat positivity?
www.btchflcks.com/2015/04/steven-universe-many-dimensions-of-fat-positivity.html#.VvWDdDEp3Sh

It's like the whole point, just like telling about lesbians and genders. For example that scene where girl-melon goes to war and man-melon stays with kid - doesn't it new and original reversal of gender roles?

>>2050834
Steven is cute, you bullying fuck

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>>2050823
They've got a very special kind of influence on him.

>>2050854
This is why I hate him.

>>2050849
I love triggering leftists in the morning.

>girl-melon goes to war and man-melon stays with kid
Actually i did not notice it its far more prevalent in "once upon a time" and I seriously roll on the floor when they draft girls for war.

Females can not join the army they are biologically weaker to man who are war machines designed to kill.

Woman are for reproduction man are for killing.

I like to name it my lathing at retarded leftists program.

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Alone Alone All Alone

>>2050906

why do I keep seeing Steven's feet art

I'm loving it but why