/sug/ - Steven Universe General Stained Glass Edition Prev

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>>2037289
We're back, baby!

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New Episodes sonnerino

http://wow.gamepedia.com/Soon

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Reminder that Steven is best Gem.

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>>2037212

Was anybody there at the first /sug/ thread?
If so what was it like?

Also r8 my taste in music
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VlGNm7_dvz4

>>2037327
This steven is actually hot. I'd let this Steven fuck me raw no homo. Well, a little homo. But only if he's 18.

>>2037344
You mean the first /trash/sug/? Mostly laughing and taunting us and saying how pathetic we were.

>>2037344
First /sug/ thread ever, or first /trash/ /sug/ thread?

>>2037356
No first /sug/

ever

>>2037344
i think i was in the beggining of /trash/sug/

Someguy thought it was funny to post copypastas and pics of scat.He tought this was a mod free zone.He was wrong

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>>2037344
>>2037356
As for your music, it's pretty good I guess, but really weird music video. 7/10, would listen again.

Rate mine.
https://youtu.be/UWNhTSiDS3w

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>>2037327
Wow. I never thought I'd say this but Steven is hot.
Why am I attracted to only cartoon men, and real life women?

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Let's get back to the Steven dumping.

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>>2037409
I only have StevenxLapis, sorry

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>>2037413
Yeah, I probably have more StevenxPeridot than solo Steven images.

>>2037390
OP of this post>>2037344
I've really never gotten into Yes. Changes, Owner of a Lonely Heart are the only songs I like by them. 6/10 would listen to again but only if really tired.

>>2037289
need stained glass BD.

>implying bd isn't virgin maria

>>2037356
>>2037382
No /co/ /sug/

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we need more rare steven variants

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>>2037434
I got into them when I got Close to the Edge as a gift. After that I bought Yes The Studio Albums 1969 - 1987. Includes their 12 first albums, and they're all great. I've ordered the Essentially Yes box collection, and I'm still waiting for it to arrive.

>>2037315
what does this mean. is it real? will they air earlier in the US? dang>>2037315

So how is /sug/ celebrating Good Friday? I'm going to spend the day with my family having a nice dinner, and then we're going to mass.

>>2037456
TMBG was the first rock band I ever listened to, so they have a special place in my heart.
Them and the New Pornographers.

>>2037441
>>2037434

what was the first /co/ /sug/ like? I can't if it was first episodes or first bomb that made the generals familia

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>>2037463
My brother and I are gonna celebrate our dad's birthday.

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>>2037456
Is this the same artist as your picture?

They're not super skilled or anything but their simple art has this nice charm

>>2037474
Your dad was born the same day our Lord and saviour died? Is he the Antichrist or something?

>>2037463

>went to the fucking beach.

havent planned to attend mass fampai

>>2037489
But don´t you want to save your eternal soul?

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>>2037483
>They're not super skilled or anything
You got that right

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>>2037486
No, he's a really great man, but he's had it hard the last few years. He's blind in his right eye and his other eye can't see very well, and he's survived cancer.
>>2037483
No idea actually.

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>>2037463
Working.

No holiday pay.

>>2037503
You should be a communist!
Like me!

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Do you guys think that Centipeeetle is a Quartz?

>>2037511
No, your stupid.

>>2037496
> He's blind in his right eye

Sounds like he needs a miracle-worker. Too bad the only one was killed by the kikes.

>>2037503
How can you not get holiday pay? Do you live in a Muslim country?

>>2037511
No.

>>2037510
I cannot break free of these binds of wage slavery.

>>2037522
I get holiday pay for other holidays, just not this one.

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>>2037522
You do realise that Jesus was a jew, right?

How did you discover 4chan?
Also post yfw you first saw it.

>>2037511
Quartz have white hair and are soldiers

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>>2037508
I miss Steven. I miss the show.

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>>2037526

>>2037525
Where do you work?

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>>2037493
nah. every holy week we spend those holidays out of town. bonus if we go to Mass on Sunday. went to Palm Sunday tbqh

>casual christian

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I ran a little more than 2 miles today, /sug/. In half the time I did yesterday. I didn't run my full hour, I'll take it as an act of fate that I accidentally pressed stop and my Treadmill stopped my routine instead of just pausing itself like it's supposed to. I don't feel like I pushed myself to my limit, but I'm sweating more than the past few days, I've been working hard, so maybe I just needed an easy day? Hoping to do a full hour tomorrow and maybe even reach 4 miles.

>>2037535
Sounds like you're being screwed over. Talk to your union about this.

>>2037536
He was also killed by the Jews.

>>2037511
No. The body we saw when she was trying to reform was too skinny to be a quartz.

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>>2037526
>>2037545
They should get married tbqhwyf

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>>2037537
Through some comments on some site I think.

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>>2037537
I watched Brenpai's Tales of 4chan video

>>2037544
Anybody have any art of Sheven sucking dick in Sadie's Cloths?

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>>2037537
Youtube comments, I think. Or maybe from something on Newgrounds.

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>>2037561
That thought shouldn't turn me, but it does. Help please.

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>>2037511
Peetle is an emerald.
>>2037540
>Rose

>>2037537
was searching for furry porn, thought all chans were like fchan

>>2037546
MH/Detox facility . See a lot of suicidal 13 year olds and people drinking 1.75 L of vodka daily

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Guys please dump more Steven. Any Steven is fine.

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>>2037566
>Newgrounds.
Ohhh we got an oldfag here

>>2037436
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familia I am in dire need of BD as Maria Birhen. Really fits christian ramadan week

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>>2037537
Memey simulators and small references from people and friends.

>>2037577
Rose is a special snowflake.She needs to look different from everybody so she can feel special

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>>2037581

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>>2037561
Favorite Beach City teen/young adult?

Buck, Jenny, Kiki, SourCream, Lars, Sadie, or Ronaldo

Jamie is probably about mid 20s.

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>>2037581
i cant i will be banned if i post Steven

>>2037585
+99 of stained glass. also op here first /trash/ thread tbqhnfhsnh

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>>2037583
>Oldfag
You'd be surprised, I'm not very old to this site. I've been on and off it for a few times, only started browsing /co/ seriously by June last year, a month or two after I started watching SU.

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>>2037581

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>>2037593
Jenny, she's the only one that appeals to my fetish of big black butts

>>2037601
I think he meant you're just old because you found out about 4chan on Newgrounds. Not many of the youngings hang out there anymore. I used to browse it when I was like 14, and I'm in my twenties now. And From what I've seen/been told, I'm around the cut off date of it being 'popular'

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>>2037593
SourCream

>>2037573
Man, I was rewatching episodes and I laughed pretty hard at this small scene in Joking Victim.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dwrFV1FjUoI

Homicidal Steven with a smile on his face is great.

>>2037536
You realize that Jesus can not be a jew right?

Jesus was actually god.
He was not born naturally only created.
He did not believe in the jewish celebrations.

So how is he a jew? He was not a human (are jews not humans?) and he did not practice the jewish religion (are jews a race or an religion?) so how was he a jew?

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Post pics of homeworld equivalent of blow-up dolls

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10 days

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What would you say if Amy asked if you cared about her?

>>2036941
As a fatfag, I want to know the source of your picture. And also does you have more?

>>2037645
Nobody cares about you, Armrest.

>>2037647
Will we ever see him again?

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>>2037566
>Newgrounds

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>>2037642
How fucking thick are those Pearls? Their thickness is like it's on a level of its own.

>>2037651
I just typed in Steven Universe fat, was on first page.

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>>2037645
Amethyst! You suck!

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PEOPLE!

Can we come together for a moment to appreciate the light blue shade on the bottom of these perfect paddles?

>>2037645
If she shapeshift into Peridot, I guess.

So, one anon tells that there is unnamed episode on 25 march in tv-guide. And he posted screens.

So what tv-guides says today?

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>>2037666
Be gone satan!

>>2037666
I always knew footfags were all the devil.

test

>>>/co/81083886

>>>/co/81084030

>>2037580
How's today going? Any hardcore drug addicts?

>>2037666
Fuck off Tarantino

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>>2037260
I understand what you are saying however I'm evaluating what I see on the show.

If they did something like this on screen it would be good.
However i have old scars, from the introduction of the character, the first episode he is in he messes up another one he knows Pearl is searching for a dangerous gem fragment, finds it and decides its fun to put it into a costume and we get disaster because Steven is retarded.

its hard to forget these fuck ups, and then we have newer ones Garnet tells him when he is terrified of everything "whatever you do don't go on the roof" and the faggot walks on the roof because no reason.

I did get real hatred for this character, I like my characters to be heroic geniuses who use their superpowers and intellect to solve situations.
There is a minimal level of "NOT fuck up" you have to maintain before you start to be a walking parody and Steven dropped this line.

I understand that there can be characters who are complete failures and their reason for existing is to show the audience how not to behave and what not to do think Dimwit & Duke.

Steven managed to be a Dimwit and is portrayed to be the main character the audience is supposed to sympathies with. This is what is going under my skin, Steven especially in the beginning was a a monument to how bad and hard you can fuck up. Later the universe started bending backwards to make his idiotic decisions look good.

>He was shown to maximize his laziness and fatness
>He was shown to maximize his uselessness

This is something that pisses me off on a fundamental level.
His whole routine:
>Eat
>Be useless
>Give up; eat
>be a faggot
>Cry
>Think about eating more
>fantasize about eating.

This scarred me with this character and he will forever have this shame on himself he better start lifting and become a genius to repair this. On the other hand now the universe itself bends over to make his idiotic decisions look good.

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>>2037666
I'm not gonna have any courtesy, sympathy, or taste for you.

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>>2037684
>People will respond to this

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>>2037680
I'm not a fangfag, but I think it's sad that there's little to no artwork of Steven with fangs. I'd like to see him having small tusks when he's a teen, and when he's an adult he has pretty huge and ferocious tusks that he attempts to hide at all times.

>>2037693
You already did

>>2037685
Alright. I'll just lay your soul to waste then.

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>>2037637
Jesus was a jew.
He was the son of God, a piece of himself put into mortal form. He sacrificed himself, allowing him to feel death and the pain and brutality of man, before God allowed him to be resurrected and ascend into Heaven. He did this to atone of us of sin and allow us an easier form of cleansing our soul, creating a better bridge between ourselves and the Lord, and a better ability to earn our way into Heaven, through our love of Jesus and the Lord.

As well, he did practice many Jewish celebrations and traditions. If he didn't, why would he have asked to have been baptised and baptised others? Why would he fast or feast with his followers on Jewish holidays? Your ideas of him are invalid and ill-informed, the Jews were God's chosen people; and even in Christianity, they still are. Messianic Jews, People of Jewish decent that have accepted Jesus as their savior, are said to have the closest ties spiritually with the Lord. It's why the Jews consider it a sin to marry outside their faith, as it's polluting the gene pool of the Lord's People.

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>>2037666
I appreciated it last night if you know what I mean.

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I DEMAND TO TELL WHAT EPISODE WILL BE TODAY!

>>2037715
Rerun

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I want Garnet to spank Jamie's ass until it's red and sore

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>>2037701
why do you think these where created?And i didnt respond,I pointed out.

Learn the difference and try harder next time kiddo

>>2037725
>Literally can't stop replying.

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>>2037715
Same episodes as always.

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>There are people who still believe that Steven isn't best Gem

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>>2037676
Man, I dislike that annoying swirly thing people.

Just removing them altogether makes it better to look at.

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>>2037681
I don't work until night, but I hope there aren't too many because holidays.

Remember to stay away from drugs /sug/.

>>2037703
>Jesus was a jew.
Baseless assertion. What is a jew? Define it.

Google:
>Jesus Break the Sabbath

https://www.biblegateway.com/passage/?search=Mark+2%3A23-24&version=NIV

Did you not read the bible? What did the jews accuse Jesus of? Breaking the commandments and saying that he is god. its repeated over and over and over.

I god a jew? Can god be a jew? What is a jew? These are interesting questions can you answer them.

>>2037751
That's not the appropriate position to be watching TV in Peridot.

In fact that's the no-no position.

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>>2037749
The Aftermath.

>>2037693
>LOL U B8

I like to have a interesting discussion.
Did i not explain my points precisely?

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>>2037743
Wait, what? That's not the image I chose! It's meant to be the last panel in this comic!

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>>2037749
Post Drunk Pearl.

>>2037761
Drawnedo really knows how to make Pearl cute. Pretty much every character for that matter.

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>>2037751
I really really like this artist, but I wish they drew Peridot that was less OCC.

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>>2037780
Some of the faces he draws are a bit awkward to look at for too long, but otherwise they're great.

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>>2037780
One day, I hope to make as good as art as Drawnedo and Discount-Supervillian

>>2037410
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>>2037664
Fuck off para2fags

>>2037786
Gara seems like a fun guy.

>>2037800
edgy*

>>2037786
She wouldn't be able to reform in there.

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>>2037793
I think Drawendo is a girl. But she started off kinda rocky but now she makes the best pictures, I like them the most because they're really on model.

>>2037794
Yeah same. Always amazes me how quickly discount is able to churn out quality shit. I mean god damn.

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>>2037794
You're already good in my books.

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>>2037820
Why thank you, mate!

>>2037798
Fuck off para2 guy is watermelon guy. It makes sense.

TL;DR Steven is the worst everything.

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STOP! ANONS SHOULDN'T FIGHT!

>>2037834
>has a strong hate for steven
>has a strong hate for the person who draws mostly steven

>>2037834
Who?

>>2037845
When Anon fights Anon, who wins?

>>2037845
Fuck off Steven. Fighting is the only way to get things done right.

>>2037857
Anon

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Where would you tickle her?

(Lewd areas are off-limits for tickling.)

>>2037893
Her face with my fist.

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>>2037852
This guy. They hate Steven and the show, and they just watch it for the waifus.

>>2037908
Sugar said that she didn't intend Rose to look this sinister.
But the animators know what they're doing so I'm gonna guess that the animators did intend that.

>>2037909
>tfw your older sister did actually grab your moobs like this

It's so fucking humiliating.

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>>2037917
When did she say that?

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>>2037902

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>>2037839
>>2037872

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>>2037909
>Filenamw

>>2037929
I've seen it in some fucking video.
Just take my word for it, ok?

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>>2037938
DO YOU KNOW HOW MANY ANONS COME ON HERE AND JUST LIE. LIE ALL THE GOSH DANG TIME. HOW AM I TO BELIEVE IT? THE LAST ANON CAME HERE CLAIMING THEIR FRIEND WORKED ON SU AND THE SHOW WAS COMING BACK IN APRIL BUT WE HAVEN'T HEARD ANYTHING? IF I CAN'T BELIEVE THEM HOW CAN I BELIEVE YOU? HOW CAN I BELIEVE ANYONE ON HERE?

>>2037931
>>2037684
Is Steven relay the most hated character on the show?

Do so many people really hate him ?

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>>2037955
No, Lars is the most hated, for obvious reasons.

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>>2037955
>>2037959

Yeah Lars is hands down the easiest character to hate on the show.

>>2037959
Lars hate is a meme. He's done the least wrong, he's just has a bad attitude and he's male and he's white so people hate him.

>>2037959
Lars > Steven

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>>2037955
Well right now it's mainly just one shitposter.

>>2037834
>Fuck off para2 guy is watermelon guy
Actually Fuck Off Para2 is severel anons. I say that because sometimes i post Fuck-Off posts myself when no one else do it. We must respect traditions after all.

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>>2037955
No, but what little hate there is for Steven is strong here.

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>>2037970
>>2037971
>There are actually people with taste this bad.

>>2037980
The source though.

>>2037980
>all this mistrust of other anons as shitposters

EVERYONE, STOP FIGHTING

CAN'T YOU SEE THIS IS JUST THE HIATUS MAKING US FIGHT?

>>2037909
>bigger that Pearl's
She said that like it's not easy to have bigger boobies that that flatboard.

>>2037986
>>There are actually people with taste this bad.

Lars is the best, he is awesome and sassy he is so smart he gets a fat loser girl to work for him.

Lars uses his manly charms to use the land whale who realty thinks he will ever have sex with the disgusting pig.

Lars is a real man.

>>2037918
I actually think it's hot

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Which would be the tightest gem? I get that they can shapeshift themselves tighter, but surely they must have a default tightness that they will just shapeshift to have by default.

In that regard, which would be the tightest? My money is on Peridot. My reason is that the smaller they are, the tighter they are.

>>2038013
Pearl

>>2037986
It's called bait.

>>2038013
And I wanna say Ruby and Sapphire are probably not tight because they're fat in addition to being small. Thus not tight.

>>2038019
>Ruby
>fat

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>>2038013
Pearl

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>>2038023
You say thick, I say fat.

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>>2038019
>>2038041

You can't even tell Sapphire's weight under that dress and Ruby is not that fat.

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>>2038041
Ruby is clearly meant to be muscular and that's fusion Ruby so of course they're going to be thicker than normal.

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>>2038013
Do gems have assholes?
Its not like they need a digestive system.

Only Amethyst eats stuff and she can shape shift an asshole only when she needs or it disintegrates or she throws/vomits it out of her mouth because that's how she is.

>>2038048
Well her dress is like solid underneath. Looks like a giant fleshlight.

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Dammit Connie

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>>2038013
Nothing's tight like a clam.

>>2038057
This is not allowed.

>>2038068
It didn't get deleted last time someone posted it.

>>2038057
Sorry, Connie is not for sexual for ANYONE exept Steven.

>>2038062

I love how fan fiction completely erases a characters personality and inserts a completely opposed personality into a body that looks like the original character.

WE are talking about Pearl who was shivering at the idea of inserting food into her mouth and here we have a Pearl who is putting stuff into her vagina like a sex maniac.

>>2038057
What flavor of curry is that?

Somebody post gem feet?

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>>2038081
This is post training, anon.

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Kim here and this is the WORST human lapis I have ever seen.

>>2038097
You're the worst human Lapis I have ever seen.

>>2038097
Tbqh that's how i imagine you look like

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>>2038097
Here's the worst peridot.

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>>2038105
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

>>2038105
>>2038111
Foreber awone :''''''''''(

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>>2038116
That's it.

That's fucking it.

Somebody is getting dead over this.

I'll get the van. Somebody else get the guns. We're going hunting.

>>2038126
$hut up perithot, I know who you really are. >>2038116

>>2038116
It's not even blonde.

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>>2038138
You will have the full support of me Klassic Kim!!!

>>2038116
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jqx4ywmqYUw

EW, I DONT LIKE UM!

>>2038097
>Nigger lips
>Jew nose
>Emo Satan death star
>nose piercing
>Giant ear
Whoever drew this needs to die.

>>2038174
>Whoever drew this needs to die.
You can take comfort in the fact that they sometime will.

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>>2038090

I have these scenes in my head like from robot chicken or some shit like this every time i see fan fiction like this.

I can imagine these fans getting transported to this fictional universe and meeting the Pearl from the show and starting to fondle her because
>She is totally into it

And she freaks out after they are shooting their cum at her.

Or i can only imagine the Pearl the sex crazed brigade created for their porn getting transported to the show and meeting the shows version of Pearl.

The final one is the fetish fandom Pearl getting swapped with the shows pearl and everyone is baffled at Pearls new behavior. Like penguin Tea from Yu-gi-oh abridged.

its funny in a meta meta way.

I love it has someone written fan fiction about these scenarios?

>>2038204
How would fandom slut Pearl act around Steven? Would she beg for his cock?

>>2038218
She'd just molest him.

>>2038203
Sooner rather than later.

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>>2038228
fuck

>>2038234
Don't be impatient.

Can we lure a multibillioner into this thread, so he became a fan of the show and just bought CN and release all episodes?

>>2038203
Science marches on. They can live up to became a cyborg

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>>2038218
Fondle him gently.

>Steven let me show you a new magic you have in your body
>The water cannon
>you touch it here and polish it like this
>let me use my mouth for this
:P
>Better get naked for this
>:3

>>2038251
And fund our trip to Nebraska, Arkansas

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>>2038266
You mean Omaha, Nebraska.

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Greg should have fucked and impregnated Rainbow Quartz instead of Rose.

>>2038262
STEVEN
IS
NOT
FOR
SEXUAL!

>>2038276
Yes that

>>2038282
All gems will be impregnated by some point and be reborn as hybrids. But you cant lose too much team members at once.

anyone have the apk for that mobile game

I want to play it because I'm a fucking idiot

Is there fan fiction!?
like this I need to know!

LINKS!
I don't give a Shit about Steven.
Pervert Pearl with other gems or herself or adult humans.

>>2038289
Pearl knows that, she knows it's wrong, she knows that she isn't supposed to love Steven like that, but she loves him too much, and she just wants him to feel good.

>>2038320
Does she really loves Steven, or just Rose inside him?

>>2038305
Even on the off chance that all the Gems find a human they want to fuck, there won't be any kids over the course of the show. Unless you want a 10 year time skip.

>>2038332
That exactly what i telling.

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>you will never spend a day at the beach with jasper
>people will never stare and wonder how the literal fuck a woman like that exists
>jasper will never think about your dick the whole time

>>2038329
She loves Steven for Steven. She's so proud of him, and wants to reward him for the progress he's made as both a Gem and a human.

>>2038348
The only dick Jasper thinks about is Steven's dick.

which you don't have

>>2038348

>you will spend a day at the beach with jasper
>she will disregard you like the non gem trash you are
>She will kill you with every other human on the planet
>She will not be interested in your idiotic/sic human mating behaviors

Why we were born humans instead of almost-allpowerful space rock lesbians?

>>2038385
>wanting to be a woman

What are you, gay?

>>2038385
Blame _______.

>>2038344
That's stupid. You're like that idiot that wanted every Gem to end up in a permafusion.

>>2038400
jews

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>>2038396
A gay woman?
That would be a yes then.

>>2038409
If you really wanted to, you could just escape to Earth with some friends and find some great males to mate with.

>>2038415
Nah, I'm good.

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>:3

>>2038385
>Why we were born humans instead of almost-allpowerful space rock lesbians?

Because they are a fictional Mary Sue Race that is super strong, don't need food, oxygen, durable, live long FUCK its the elves on SUPER steroids.

And lets not forget the gems violate thermodynamics they need a power source we humans eat food, even robots need to recharge their batteries. Everything needs to "eat" in one way or another.

However the gems keep on running for millennia with no energy, fucken bulshit.

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Who's ready for Jasper to reform?

>>2038444
pffffttt also CHECKED!

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>>2038409

>>2038451
What is reform?

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>>2038451
>all that forehead

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>>2038444
I got trips.

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>>2038472
Spoopy.

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Posy more Steven.

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>>2038489
*Post

>>2038444
Share that top right fisting pic, and the bottom left because it made me kek

>>2038472
Is jasper gonna get shanked?

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>>2038463

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>>2038448

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>>2038489
I posy what I want!

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>>2038498
She's being haunted.

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How big will adult Steven's dick be?

>>2038546
Almost as big as Rose's.

>>2038546
2 inches
.

.
.

.

.

.

.

From the ground

>>2038546
Not much big...
but man
it'll be T H I C K

>>2038449
>And lets not forget the gems violate thermodynamics
Pearl have a pocket dimension in her gem. Possibly all gems have a form of this - and that pocket universes gives them energy.

>>2038558
My headcanon as well. Thick dick and big balls and man I want Steven to fuck me.

>>2038558
>>2038566
But isn't that will be too big for Connie?

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>>2038566
So does Lapis and Pearl.

>>2038116
>>2038097
It's like one of those super-close-ups from Ren and Stimpy.

>>2038573
Connie ain't endgame.

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>>2038566

Another day, another thread and I still want Greg to fuck me until I pass out
>>2038558
>>2038566
>same with Greg's cock

>>2038573
Steven won't be too big for her, but with Rainbow Quartz 2.0? They'll have to use a safeword so that he doesn't completely rip her apart.

>>2038559
>>And lets not forget the gems violate thermodynamics
>Pearl have a pocket dimension in her gem. Possibly all gems have a form of this - and that pocket universes gives them energy.

The question is how long? Even nuclear reactors(atomic batteries) will shut down after 1000 years.

And are gems like batteries born with a preset number of energy that can never be replenished and they are constantly using it up until they run out of energy and shut down/die?