first for elia is a fag
>>2030528
Inkterestink... What sort of powers ~de geso?
>>2030538
Th-that doesn't count! He's not even human ~de geso!
>>2030544
I never knew I could use The Force.
>>2030544
RINGABEEEEEEL
>>2030565
That makes it even worse.
The calm before the storm.
>>2030569
WH-WHAT!?
>>2030487
Riki do not trust, phone lady lie!
>is still running
>>2030493
http://www.xtube.com/video-watch/cosplay-crossdresser-sanya-v-Litvyak-25067311
>>2030528
That's a...not really sure, it revives me everytime I die, so I call it a portal or a checkpoint.
>she smiles
It saves my progress so I don't have to start again.
>>2030515
it does
>>2030544
Damnit! the one time I didn't bring the damn ring!
>>2030456
Maybe one day... but that day is not today!
>>2030464
E-eh? That doesn't sound cozy... why not build a house or something?
>>2030467
It's my signature style, and yes, protecting my body from harm... don't get any funny ideas you might regret...
>>2030504
He swore to protect a young priestess of the Way of White, and left her and her close friend in the Catacombs to go hollow, luckily I was heading to defeat Gravelord Nito at the time and was able to save her life... but not her friends I'm afraid...
>Looks down shamefully
Maybe if I had gotten there a bit sooner...
>>2030544
Oh my... How barbaric....
>>2030521
Why would I not be so well mannered?
>>2030556
That is far to complicate for you
>>2030467
I am an adherent to the lord of sunlight-a knight of the sun if you will.
>>2030476
I'm sorry?
>>2030523
Have you tried returning to your land? Your friends might seek you out! That can be dangerous for them!
>>2030524
That is very unfortunate to hear. It seems like that is the case for many people here...
>>2030538
Only the most foul of beasts! The ones that lurk in the shadows and prey on the innocent!
>>2030521
Wait, you got here from Japan following directions? Then you have to know a way back, right?
>>2030536
>He realizes he hasn't seen you return
Oh, yeah, sorry. I'm Desmond. Who are you? You look like someone out of...what's that movie again? Star Wars or something.
>>2030557
>He hesitates for a bit, but then takes your hand in a firm shake.
Pleased to meet you too, I guess.
>>2030579
SONOFABITCH
>>2030505
>>2030517
>>2030524
>>2030530
>>2030533
>>2030548
>P-Please no bully.
>>2030506
G-Grody? What's that?
Enjoy your song and dance now, cause it all ends next slide.
>>2030600
They're fine. Honest.
>>2030596
I can handle it! I want to know ~de geso!
>>2030609
>Rolls a 6 and steals your stars.
>>2030613
the dancer will win
>>2030613
all money's on futo
>>2030613
Betting on Vic Viper
>>2030600
>He looks a little relieved after hearing you
Good to know I'm not the only one who's lost, then. How'd you end up here?
>>2030613
My bet's on the green guy.
>>2030581
Hang on, Reekee! At least prop me up and don't leave me just laying here!
>>2030521
Because what if, just what if, being modernized sees you through those years even better?
And what better way to be modernized than to buy our demons?
>>2030523
Don't call our site crap! Maybe our site thinks you're crap!
Anyways, that's totally a fake. There's no way it summons real demons like our site.
>>2030601
What? I'm not part of a movie...
>>2030613
Nice.
>>2030600
Whoops
>>2030589
Bah! You cannot blame yourself for that. Its no one's fault but that terrible man!
You did the best you could and that's what counts, my friend
>>2030585
>mfw this is a thing that exists
I don't want to live anymore.
>>2030585
>>2030601
It's not everyday you get to shake hands with a Charm Lord you know.
>>2030596
>Hugs a body pillow of you
WHERE THE FUCK ARE ALL OF THE GOOD AVAS?!
>>2030589
What? You afraid of Santa Claws?
>>2030600
The sun? Why would the sun need a knight? That's just strange...
>>2030633
Did someone say demons?
>>2030645
erp
>>2030645
>Aang is here
>>2030645
ded
>>2030645
/b/
>>2030645
Dead/MIA/burned out
>tfw tummy pain for like 4 weeks
it's cancer right?
>>2030579
I LOVE YOUUUUU
>>2030659
>Aand
>Good
>>2030623
Hey, give those back!
>>2030633
Uh... it can summon demons. Just watch!
>He starts messing with the menu of his COMP.
I can summon a Brownie. They are easy to summon.
>>2030645
Huh?
>>2030645
Probably busy, or maybe there never was any.
They were fools to test such a wild beast, rest well warriors.
And congratulations.
>>2030544
Fear not, human!
>>2030601
'Tis magical means, human. And Gensokyo is "Japanese" merely by merit of it being located in it, 'tis rather...confined.
>>2030596
Thine appearance, admittedly.
>>2030633
I shall not dishonor my ways!
>>2030589
Riki know that, but armor lady should!
Animals are cool and people are friendly, Bionis is good!
>>2030645
Riki is here, friend!
>>2030633
>Runs back quickly
>Props up
>runs away again
>>2030600
Good I thought you meant me for a minute!
>>2030566
Yes it does, drop down!
>>2030586
A way to revive yourself... Interesting arcane you wield..
Do you have a name?
>>2030589
I have lived underground for ages before. It is a habit to make home their.
>>2030643
.....
I...see such devotion before... But none like this...
>That probably exist somewhere..
>>2030675
Give what back?
>Spends the stars t the nearest store.
>>2030681
YEAAAH, the raddist taoist won!
>>2030669
It's tummy pain you said it yourself
>>2030681
SONOFAFUCKINGBITCH
>>2030645
>people actually think HG had good avas
>>2030698
>punches in the jaw
>>2030650
That's right I did!
Unfortunately our site is down at the moment and you can't buy any demons, but you can still buy our coupons, hooray!
>>2030677
There's no such thing as a demon called a Brownie, so ha! It's definitely a fake.
>>2030688
You don't have to dishonor them, you can just add new ways to the ones you already have, duh! You can buy our coupons!
>>2030689
Reekee, don't be so silly, our demons are great companions!
Come ooon, give me a try! Don't just leave me here!
>>2030681
Good job.
>>2030632
Me? Well, I arrived here intentionally. After I heard of the news that an old friend is here, I went out of my way to come to assist them!
>>2030615
Hmm, I'll take your word for it. How about you? Are you fine?
>>2030645
Chosen Undead is here.
>>2030646
I represent it's blinding light! How else will the sun rid of those fiendish creatures?
>>2030690
Fine, fine ~de geso...
>She gets on her hands and knees.
Now what ~de geso?
>>2030681
Grats! Thanks for hostink ~de geso!
Since I feel my winscreens are a bit lackluster, I may have a list of specific background for the victors to choose by the next time I host, if that sounds at all appealing.
Thanks for having me, everyone.
>>2030692
Nope, but I like Clawdia, sounds nice.
>she looks at her own claws
Even if it's kinda corny.
>>2030707
>Pets
>>2030672
No.
I love you.
>>2030690
Why would you think of such a thing? You are certainly no beast!
>>2030722
Congrats, Mononobe.
Thank you for hosting!
>>2030645
Mumen rider is here
>>2030707
>puts on sanya outfit
>whips out dick
now will you ship with me?
>>2030722
congratulations and thanks for hosting
>>2030722
Thank you for hosting again!
>>2030634
You sure?
>He shrugs
Nevermind. I've got bigger problems to worry about. Who are you?
>>2030640
>He frowns
Charm Lord? I guess I know my way around girls, but that's a bit of an exaggeration.
>>2030659
>Aw.
>>2030681
Whoah. That looks painful.
>>2030688
Oh.
>He lowers his head a little, mumbling to himself
That's just great...got myself stuck in shit again...
>>2030715
Intentionally? You've got to be kidding me. I'm hearing a few people getting here intentionally, and I get here as if I've been drinking last night.
>He sighs
I don't suppose you know a way out?
>>2030722
Well done, I guess. Not sure what to say.
>>2030722
Congratulations, my dear.
And thank you for hosting such fine games!
>>2030636
And the worse part is... I found her locked up one of Seath's cells, Hollowed... I had to kill her...
Sometimes I wonder what the world was like, before all this Undead business started...
>>2030645
I dunno...
>>2030646
No, you'll end up losing that tasty soul of yours~
>>2030669
Stomach Ulcer.
>>2030689
Of course, and you can call me Undead~
>>2030692
I guess so, but it can't be that spacious...
>>2030715
>she folds her arms
Maybe the sun should reconsider what a fiendish creature is.
>>2030722
>thanks for hosting and congrats
>>2030713
>A little brown man comes out of his COMP
You were saying...
>The young man was smirking
"Need something boss?"
>>2030715
I'm doing good.
>>2030736
Is that really you? ARE YOU BACK?
>>2030707
>Activates trap card before you can hit me.
>>2030757
why?
>>2030722
Congrats!
>>2030742
It's just a title, nothing more.
>>2030742
Well if I am in this "movie" my name shouldn't be unfamiliar. Does "Boba Fett" ring any bells?
>>2030751
I have a portal to revive me, and I don't even know if I have a soul anymore.
>>2030722
Congrats I guess. Thanks for hosting.
>>2030757
Aikawa x Autocropper
>>2030757
Who glued the lego?
>>2030757
It better be a I7
And the stats, of course.
>>2030618
You know of mine. Power of cosmic arcane. One of my brothers could manipulate time it self, another power of the moon and one more mother of storms.
>>2030688
You are the first to fear my appearance.
>>2030722
Well done human thank-you host
>>2030724
Don't touch my head.
>>2030737
P-PUT THAT AWAY!
>>2030761
>moves to another panel
>shoots you from said panel
>>2030713
Demons are scary, phone lady is fire, fire, pants are liars!
>>2030751
Alright, Armor lady!
>>2030722
Thank you host, Riki thank you!
>>2030757
But, why?
>>2030755
That's not a demon, we don't have one like that!
That's just a little midget in a suit!
>>2030742
Leave cancer
>>2030722
>>2030787
Thanks for hosting
>>2030757
>jesus christ how horrifying
>>2030786
>AAAAAAAAHHHHH
>>2030787
Thanks for hosting mate
>>2030791
Do you want to survive the impending demon apocalypse? Well then, you're gonna need demons of your own, duh!
>>2030789
Do you think any of them would help me with my inkvasion ~de geso?
>>2030786
You just made me cringe in a way that I didn't even know was possible.
>>2030790
>-1
Ow.
>>2030751
You must witness it first before judgment
>>2030707
Punch harder! Hit her like you mean it!
>>2030718
Il show you-
>she starts doing 20 press ups at an alarming pace
>>2030729
Well some...nasty people call me that- i just run when they get close, they could never catch me!
>>2030722
>Gives her a medal
>>2030681
I...I won?
Ha...haha...HAHAHA! Of course I hath! Know now the true strength of Tao!
>>2030722
My thanks for having us all, human!
>That sounds neat
>>2030713
I most certainly shall not taint mine ways!
>>2030742
Thou wouldst likely not enjoy Gensokyo regardless.
>>2030789
Thank you...Ebrietas.
...I am rather...hm, superstitious.
>>2030699
>>2030714
>>2030731
>>2030738
>>2030742
>>2030748
>>2030780
Thank you all, humans!
>>2030770
My appreciations, Asellus.
>>2030752
Thank you...demon?
>>2030718
My thanks, squid.
>>2030750
'Tis appreciated, but...whom?
>>2030790
THIS IS WHAT YOU WANTED, ISN'T IT?!
>starts jackin it in front of you
>>2030797
"What do you say you girl!? I'm 100% demon!"
Calm down...
"B-But Boss!"
Anyway, do you need more proof or something?
>>2030742
Of course! The exit is right over-
>he loses himself for a moment
Oh dear, it appears that I have gotten lost myself...
>>2030751
That sounds horrid! You did the right thing, Chosen!
A world without undead? It certainly can't be better! Without undeath, I wouldn't have met you!
>>2030752
Oh...I did not mean to offend. I do not think you're such a creature. You're just a child!
>>2030813
Sorry, Kamina. she's all yours.
>>2030813
My ears are fake! FAKE!
>>2030820
>throws my gun at you
>>2030833
>covers eyes
>>2030829
Alright ~de geso.
>She crosses her arms and does push ups with her tentacles, almost matching your pace.
>>2030832
Not a problem, person ~de geso!
>>2030832
Think nothing of it Futo.
>>2030853
>You can't do that
>Rolls a 6 and returns to base.
>>2030832
Aw, you won't even think about it?
Hey, you should buy one of our cheaper demons when our auction house comes up and just give them a try!
The cheaper ones are really easy to handle!
>>2030834
Nope, I don't need any more proof! It's pretty obvious that yours is just a ripoff, and you should totally buy demons from our auction house instead.
>>2030815
Riki is strong, Riki is heropon, Riki can fight off demons by self! Riki can do that one hand tied behind back!
>>2030816
I would not know... I haven't seen them in ages.
>>2030832
I understand. It is normal to fear what you do not know.
>>2030853
LOVE ME DAMMIT!!!!!!!!!!
>cums in your face
>moves in to kiss you
>>2030770
A title? How did I earn that one? I didn't even start flirting yet. Not that I could right now.
>>2030786
What...the...fuck...
>>2030771
>He shrugs
I don't think I've ever seen it. I just thought I'd seen your helmet online, or something.
>He shrugs
I don't know either. My mind's a little foggy right now.
>>2030832
Why not? I think a normal city would be better than this...well, I don't even know what this is. Reminds me of the Animus.
>>2030837
>He laughs in a cynical way
I didn't think it'd be that easy. Looks like we're both stuck here, then.
>>2030829
Hmmf, I don't understand why they would think that. Perhaps in the future, you do not run from these bullies? You need to teach them a lesson!
>>2030832
Motherfucking Kano! I didn't stutter this time.
>>2030750
It's not Kano
>>2030834
>>2030875
>Throws holy water at the both of you.
>>2030879
>intercepts with a gaping ass,
>>2030875
Why should I buy demons from an auction house... when I can just talk to them.
Please let me in this thread.
>dark souls 3 is bretty gud btw
>>2030879
>>cums in your face
>>2030900
the fuck are you?
>>2030837
>she rises one of her claws
I have two big meaty claws, and also purple skin, if anything, I am a demon.
>>2030890
Well fuck me.
>>2030877
Oh... That's pretty sad. Do you miss them ~de geso?
>>2030899
I'll make you a steak if you leave ~de geso.
>>2030908
>fuck you
>>2030899
How the fuck are you playing DS 3?
>>2030856
Ah ah- with your arms as well. I want all of your body to break a sweat! Now DO IT!
>>2030887
I will! Once ive finished my boxing classes!
>>2030882
Fall on it or something when you got here?
>>2030908
Anon thats lewd
>>2030882
You cannot gain the title of Charm Lord. It is only a title I can have... since I inherited it from my late father.
>>2030757
Hey it's your money...
>>2030779
Everything has a soul, and you're no exception...
>>2030786
I've heard of coat hanger abortions, but this is ridiculous!
>>2030825
I'm not judging, I'm just saying~
>>2030837
It's almost too much, but we have to carry on, well, you must anyway...
>>2030723
Hmm... I like it.
I am Ebrietas, Daughter of the Cosmos
>>2030876
Well, Reekee the Horrorpony, I think you should be more safe than sorry and buy one of our demons!
>>2030893
Hey!
Don't throw water at a tablet, that'll break it!
>>2030898
Because our demons are one hundred percent real! They'll definitely help you out in the impending demon apocalypse, y'know!
>>2030866
So is my tail!
>>2030874
>shuts down device before the game autosaves
>>2030879
>>2030896
>keeps eyes covered
>>2030899
Riki allow pink hair man into thread!
>allows
Hot dogs
>>2030889
I've nary a clue as to whom that is, faceless one.
>>2030875
I've no need for any servant!
>>2030882
'Tis not a city, but rather a region, which hath been walled off from the outside world.
>>2030860
This doth prove I hardly need protection, aye?
>>2030787
>Oh, hey, even got the most kills
>Thanks again!
>>2030899
>>2030915
THIS
Tell me Souda.... TELL ME YOU SLUT
>>2030916
Why would I use these when I have ten tentacles ~de geso?
>>2030899
I got your seat right here.
>wipes mouth and lays on the floor
>>2030940
>moves in for a friendly hug
I did it all for you
>>2030943
ay that's pretty good
>>2030893
>It hits him in the face.
Why did you throw water in my face?
>>2030936
(The demon apocalypse!! So it is going to happen!)
I rather talk to the demon I run into... thank you very much.
>>2030943
is this BME pain olimpics?
>>2030913
This is tempting, but I'm not sure I can buy this. I don't think I can accept your shitty steak.
>>2030915
>Japanese microsoft blah blah blah 8,000 yen
>>2030914
>got fucked
Thanks, anon. I needed that.
>>2030902
>big meaty claws
>>2030936
Don't worry lad. Leave everything to uncle John.
>>2030899
Declined.
>>2030882
That is fine with me. I do not see a reason to leave so soon!
But, if you really need assistance, I will be more than happy to lend a hand on escaping this place
>>2030902
Hah! You must be exaggerating! I have seen more demonic Mushroom Parents! You do not truly think you're a demon do you?
>>2030944
I shall still protect you. Even if you say no.
>>2030953
>backs away
Y-you're gross, go away! I want the real Sanya!
>>2030942
Why thank you, small bird guy! I'll make sure o buy you a dog treat sometime soon!
>>2030945
>you're too slow, man
>>2030947
Uh...where's my seat at?
>>2030963
No probs bud. My balls were aching since I am not samefagging my ship.
>>2030966
>>2030961
I'll give it to you for free if you go away ~de geso.
>>2030944
Everyone needs a servant! I'm sure you could find lots of things your servant could do, like do your nails, or clean your house!
>>2030957
Oh, that doesn't work. You can't tame demons that were summoned by someone else.
That's just against the rules!
>>2030967
What? Don't break this tablet!
It cost tons of money, I bet!
You should totally buy one of our demons instead!
>>2030889
It's not based kano, new futo is Aussa.
>>2030980
But I am Sanya.
>>2030936
Riki will not be sorry because riki crash pow demons in stupid demon face!
>>2030913
I do...
>>2030930
Hmm... Don't most humans live in a hole?
>>2030961
God damn it.
>>2030970
>walks in anyways
I don't need YOUR permission to come in.
>>2030986
I'm not buying it ~de geso. I wanna stay here for good.
>>2030930
That's weird, what about people who sell their souls?
>>2030934
Cosmos? I didn't know the Cosmos had children, unless you mean symbolically.
>she looks up
I wonder, how it feels up there.
>>2030966
>kek
>>2030974
I think I might be a half-demon, or servant, maybe I'm just half-lobster.
>>2030981
>motions to anons face
>>2030918
I dunno. Feels that way, at least. Like a major hangover.
>He sighs
So how did you end up here?
>>2030924
Oh, you mean that's your title? Sorry about that, sounded like you meant me. What does a Charm Lord do? Charm people?
>>2030944
Oh, that's why. I couldn't get there even if I wanted to, right?
>>2030974
Don't worry about it. I've got a feeling I may be dead outside of this place.
>>2031002
Don't worry, you'll get it in about a month~
>>2030990
Is that a problem?
>>2030989
What are you talking about? I'm talking about taming wild demons you know. Just give them the stuff they need, and boom, they will want to fight with you.
>>2031000
You should go look for them then! I'm sure they'll be happy to see you ~de geso!
>>2031003
I'll pay you to leave ~de geso.
>>2030995
No, this Sanya!
>shows you a picture of cat-senpai
>>2031008
...Okay, but where's my seat?
>>2031026
How much're we talkin' here?
I want to _______ with _______ irl.
>>2030981
Riki is getting hungry from thought alone...
>>2031011
Cursed by a mad god after trying to kill him for a bounty. I've managed to find a way to escape though.
>>2031029
If I pick up sanya, will you ship with me?
>>2031011
We charm the most beautiful of women... but, yes, that's what we do.
>>2030989
You're the one that's allow all of these bloody demons run rampant.
>>2031034
Shitpost, Senpai
>>2031031
Whatever this piece of paper is worth ~de geso.
>>2031034
i want get a life with myself irl
>>2031031
Sit on my face, Souda!
>>2030981
I just want Dark Souls 3 on PC to be out already ;~;
>>2031000
I don't think so... we live in houses and castles...
>>2031006
>Opens mouth to say something but stops and thinks
Erm..... I'm not sure... no one really can sell their soul in my world...
>>2031034
fuck, Jude
>>2031041
Yes, pick her up!
>>2031034
Do dirty things, Asellus
>>2030916
Very good! Don't let anyone push you around from now on!
>>2030930
Maybe so, but I believe this sort of talk can't be healthy! How about instead, you join me by the fire?
>>2031006
Don't ever think you're such a monster! You're much better than that! You are NO demon!
>>2031011
Oh? Why might you think that?
>>2031003
Excuse me! Is that any way to talk to your superior?
>>2031013
Fuck!!!
>>2030999
Are you totally sure? We always have a discount as soon as our servers come back up, so you should really be here to take advantage of our super sweet deals!
>>2031023
That's crazy talk, you've gotta buy demons from our auction house!
You can't tame demons by yourself!
>>2031049
Well yeah, that's what our service is for! But I'm just a collection of pixels!
Don't take out your frustration on an iPad!
>>2031034
Ship, myself.
Selfcest is bestcest y'know.
>>2031034
drink, JC
>>2030979
Well, I suppose I shalt not deny you that, then, as...needless as it may be.
>>2030989
I make my den in a private location, it requireth little maintenance.
>>2030877
Beings with appearances such as thineself are rather...hostile, typically.
>>2031011
It hath but one gateway, and the protector is the mightiest being I hath e'er seen. But regardless, human, thou wouldst likely find such a stay...unpleasant, nonetheless.
>>2031066
>Picks up the tablet and throws it onto the ground.
>>2031061
Maybe one day.
>>2031062
Well aren't you forward. I like that.
>>2031075
Thank you Futo... for understanding me.
>>2031069
Isn't that just masturbation?
>>2031034
Go on a date , Shorty
>>2031034
steal shit
Matoi and/or Ruby
>>2031066
But I can. It's not that hard talking to demons when you have a translator on this thing.
>>2031066
Riki is sure and that is final!
>runs away
>>2031080
Hm....
Who the fuck is Sanya?
>>2031037
Uh...alright, I have this, but it's not really food.
>he hands the bird thing a can of soda
>>2031055
You're gonna need about 10 more of those to make me leave.
>>2031057
Uh...no. I'm not sitting on your face. I'll probably crack your skull open.
>>2031058
I have it on xbone, which is kinda suffering.
>>2031064
Superior!? The hell do you think you are calling yourself that?!
>>2031065
DOES IT MAKE YOU FEEL BAD!?
>>2031081
No, I mean like, a clone of myse-...Dios Mio, you're right.
>>2031080
>>2031006
...
*She forms a constellation of stars above here head*
>>2031026
I have looked before.. but no luck was with me.
>>2031058
Hmmm...? How strange..
>>2031075
That is not the first time I had heard that before
>>2031100
Your superior, obviously.
>>2031099
A Shit
>>2031058
Do you have Cthulhu in your world? I mean he's the one I think I might be linked to.
>>2031063
>she thinks for a moment, then smiles
You are right, I'm not that much of a demon, thank you mister Knight.
>>2031039
A mad god? Great...so this place has gods now? Don't tell me, next up is even more weird shit?
>>2031045
Charm women, huh? For a purpose or just for fun?
>>2031063
Well...I'm not sure, but my memory's slowly coming back, and the first thing I remember is touching...something, then pain, then a flash...and then this place.
>>2031075
>He nods
I guess I'm stuck here for a while then. Oh well.
So why do you talk that way, anyway? Are you a knight too?
>>2031034
see someone post about wanting to do something, me
>>2031034
Kill, Junko
She did something to me awhile back that made me wanna kill her in a movie theater, but I can't really remember what ti was.
>>2031078
>>2031061
>>2031099
If I might, ah, interject for a moment, I think this fellow is indeed Sanya, as you can see.
>shows pic
>>2031069
Pervert-
>>2031063
Will do!
>>2031096
>sprints past you
RUN FASTER!
>>2031100
Fine, stay. See if I care ~de geso.
>>2031110
You can't stop lookink! You're the one who told me to never give up, and I've won a lot since then ~de geso!
>>2031100
It does. I have to wait 3 more weeks!
>>2031015
not really, but Kano played her better
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IILumc-wcEw
>>2031098
Something the matter?
>>2031108
Come now dear, don't be shy. I won't bite... well maybe a little.
>>2031127
Both really.
>>2031063
>Sits at bonfire with knees up to chest
Our line of work isn't really healthy to be fair... But you're right, talking like that will make me go hollow...
>>2031100
A-at least it won't be like Dark Souls 2.... r-right?
>>2031119
The closest thing I can think of it The Undead, and well I'm the top Undead pretty much... so I guess me?
>>2031141
W-we're gonna make it!
>>2031110
>she stares at the stars with amazement
Look at all of them, they're so pretty, how'd you do that?
>>2031135
There is absolutely nothing wrong with wanting to screw yourself.
Do we need a host?
>>2031172
I-is this IC?
>>2031175
yay
>>2031149
But Kano is not here so we can stop comparing people to things that are no longer with us. Also Kano played her the same.
>>2031175
yes. your mom
>>2031127
Depends on the host and the time.
>>2031136
Well, you care this much, right? You must care about me a little bit.
>>2031141
>>2031168
Don't worry, I have faith in your guys. I know you'll last long enough to play it.
>>2031168
I'll die by then!!!!
>>2031159
Nothing.
>>2031175
Yes
>>2031179
>I like to believe Jaime would say that, he seems like the kind of guy
What are you mooks doing?
>Jasper
>>2031186
I'm allowed to have my own opinions anon. Also, Kano didn't force themselves onto conversations with people like Aussa does.
>>2031136
Hmm... Perhaps so..
I find it odd how you seems to be influencing me.
>>2031170
This is natural for me. Hence my title Daughter of the Cosmos.
>>2031175
ye
>>2031159
>and just like that, shy femanon was one. or was she? [DRAMATIC MUSIC]
>>2031100
>downs it all in 5 seconds
Ahhh, Riki like drink, what is this drink?
>>2031135
AH AH AH AH!
>Very fast nopon running at incredibly hihg speed.jpeg
>>2031175
Riki would like.
>>2031197
Good to hear...
>>2031175
Go for it.
>>2031210
spacing out
>>2031159
I have to agree with you there, flirting is fun. But what's the purpose?
>>2031192
Host? What kind of host?
>>2031210
Trying to make sense of this place. Who are you?
>>2031210
Your mom
>>2031210
>touches butt
>>2031080
I hardly see why thou doth feel need to thank mineself.
>>2031110
Then thou knowest from where I come from, in this perspective.
>>2031127
I clingeth to the ways I art familiar with, having grown with such speech. Mine prince doth be much more...modern, in appearance and behavior alike.
>>2031210
I doth revel in mine recent victory, personally.
>>2031195
I won't survive. I've been trying to avoid watching anything Dark Souls 3 related. Hell, even unsubscribed to Vaati.
>>2031168
>she just stares at him disapprovably
Really? Comparing yourself to Cthulhu?
>she kicks the undead-chan in the groin
>>2031210
>she jumps infornt of the orange lady
>>2031213
You can do this everyday?!
>>2031075
Well, anything else you can think of!
C'mon, you should really buy our demons!
You'll regret it when the demon apocalypse comes!
>>2031077
>
Hey! You've gotta pay for that!
>>2031094
You've got a translator? Woah! That's pretty funky, even we don't have one of those!
>>2031096
Aw, man..
I lost another customer!
>>2031119
We all have our demons, but that certainly doesn't make us a demon. You're a kind little girl. If you're a demon, I wouldn't know the meaning of the word.
...
All this talk and yet I never introduced myself. Apologies. I am Solaire of Astora
>>2031127
Very intriguing. Do you have any idea what you touched?
>>2031168
You have done great things in the past. Do not let the actions of a single man get to you. You are stronger than that, Chosen
>>2031195
No ~de geso.
>>2031213
I don't want to see you feelink down. You're my friend after all ~de geso!
>>2031210
Binging Hajime no ippo like a nigger on crack
>>2031242
no deal
>>2031211
Actually he did. Shows how much you remember about people.
>>2031252
imposter
>>2031242
jokes on you, i will shit an egg from my anus on your fucking mouth
>>2031214
Well... she couldn't handle my charms. So sad.
>>2031228
To fine someone that I can spend my days with.
>>2031232
Because you understand that I will protect, even though you don't need it.
>>2031259
liar you betray
>cody
>>2031259
i was betray
>cody
>>2031216
That's a soda! It's possible the best thing human's have created! I got a ton of these bad boys stashed away for emergency, y'know.
>>2031234
Ohohoho, I could spoil so much of it or you right now~
>>2031246
N-Not even a little?
No he didn't. Nowhere near her levels.
Shows how much of a newfag you are.
>>2031228
The person that runs a game or arena.
>>2031211
Is talking to people a bad thing?
>>2031245
And I'm...uh... Well I don't have a name, but Clawdia is a nickname I like to go by.
I'll be honest, I don't care how much Kurisu might shitpost, I can imagine myself between her creamy thighs. Down there, it would be hot, moist, and she'd wrap her thighs tight around my head. While I'm trapped, I'd inhale her sweet cunt scent, maybe a little ripeness, depending on if she took the time to shower that day. But, that's not the point. The real point is, yes, I'm sure she'd had a puffy vulva, maybe with a light dusting of hair, maybe completely bare. The kind of puffy vulva that just looks marshmallow soft, and calls for you to nibble on it. Even if she's whining that you should be aiming for her clit or something, I'd spend my time slurping and nipping at that puffy flesh. Her vulva sets my loins on fire, and the only thing better than my mouth on that mound, would be my dick shoved right up there, while I get to squeeze on both sides of those plush hills, making honking sounds when I pinch in.
>>2031243
>Dumps gasoline onto the tablet and throws a fag onto it which causes it to ignite.
No.
>>2031243
It's pretty useful. I'm glad I installed the thing.
>>2031223
What?
>>2031228
I'm an "alien" to your kind human? I'm guesing you're new here. Name's Jasper.
>>2031229
>No mom nerd
>>2031231
I'll fuckin' hit you if you come near me again.
>>2031232
Speak a little more fluently human.
>>2031238
What do you want?
>>2031251
Pinging who on Summoner's Rift? Huh? Ping spammers are annoying.
>Jasper
>>2031280
you only join side if you no betray was betray by jail city was not good bad much time
>cody
>>2031281
>>2031276
"No, just a anon not liking someone. You shouldn't pay any mind to them."
>>2031260
>Cock
>shit an egg
>>2031270
You're nothink but a jerk to me. Of course I don't ~de geso.
>>2031281
>
>>2031232
Indeed I can understand why you would have second thoughts being near me.
>>2031238
Yes I can.
>>2031246
Hmm.. I see.
*Appears to smile*
How good of you to be my ally
>>2031276
Nope, but being forced into a conversation with someone all the time can get annoying.
>>2031286
>slaps ass
>runs away
>>2031232
>He nods
Yeah, I haven't heard someone talking like that since I relived the Middle Ages. Fancy and knightly and stuff.
>>2031245
>He shakes his head after thinking a while
Not exactly...but it glowed blue. Looked like something...
>He suddenly grabs his head in pain as the memories come rushing back to him
Oh fuck, oh FUCK! I really am dead.
>>2031286
Aliens...of course there's aliens...
You could say that. My name's Desmond. What kind of alien are you?
>>2031284
Burninate!
>>2031270
Riki want more, where can Riki can get souda?!
>>2031270
I will hunt you down, rape you, and kill you.
>>2031298
Oh, alright. I just wasn't sure if I was doing anything wrong or not.
Thanks, Sakuya.
>>2031308
Then just ignore them, duh.
Or tell them you don't like them.
>>2031309
i betray /sanc/ side
>junko
>>2031195
I refuse to go hollow until I play that game!
>>2031197
I will drag you kicking and screaming if I have to!
>>2031210
Being tired, and absolutely adorable, the usual~
>>2031238
>No effect, considering Undead-chan is a girl
>>2031245
Heh... I guess I have done some crazy things... and I guess I am, it's just sometimes, it all weighs down on me, but I can always count on you to cheer me up~
>>2031281
Nice!
>>2031315
>oops i put an extra can there
>>2031286
>she strikes a smirk
I'm here for your blood.
>>2031305
Amazing, anything else you can do?
>>2031327
Ehh...this is awkward...
>she jabs her claws at her stomach
>>2031302
If that's how you feel, then I guess I really will leave forever...
>>2031315
You can buy it almost anywhere, but you're gonna need money to do that, and I don't think you have any money...right? Birds don't normally carry that stuff around.
>>2031320
I like that last part moreso than the second part.
>>2031327
You'll probably go hollow while playing the game tb.h
>speaking of going hollow, he's back.
>>2031315
What the bloody hell is that?
>>2031210
Riki drinking souda and being bestest!
>>2031243
I fear no mere demon, nor a horde of them.
>>2031265
'Tis a harmless compassion, I see no reason why not.
>She shrugs slightly
>>2031286
I...hath won the most recent game.
>>2031305
...At the least, so long as thou give no...aggression towards any humans here, I hardly see why I should be so...tense.
>>2031314
Well, I had been born o'er fourteen hundred years past.
>>2031324
>give people my sincere opinion and advice on how to improve
>get ignored
>call them out in a shitpost-y manor
>get the full wrath of the autism defense force
I can't win.
>>2031324
"How are you today Foo?"
>>2031305
Likewise ~de geso!
>>2031347
Y-yeah, you do that ~de geso.
>>2031281
>>2031365
>thinking ppl care about rp
Nigger, are you serious?
>>2031347
I like all of the parts.
>>2031327
B-but it's so far away!!
>>2031313
YOU BRING YOUR ASS BACK HERE!
>>2031314
I'm a gem from the planet Homeworld.
>>2031327
I think I forgot your name human.
>>2031342
Edgy,but my body is just a projection from my gem. I have no veins of blood.
>>2031354
Huh?! I swear I hear more weird shit everyday when I come here.
>>2031361
Oh,good for you nerd.
>Jasper
>>2031281
>>2031365
Dont give up!! They'll Learn eventually!
>>2031361
Oh Futo...
>>2031385
It's not about RP it's about leave me the fuck alone. Stop replying to me with "...Hello" all the time.
>>2031365
You know not a lot of people actually care about Roleplaying. Just saying.
>>2031368
Oh, I'm doing really good actually.
I found a lot of water and I found Jolyne!
Dean told me to "sex" her or something, so I'm probably gonna do that.
How are you?
>>2031338
Huh? What was that? I couldn't hear you over the sound of me walking in here.
>>2031371
Or, maybe I won't. Maybe I'll stay right here so you can stop calling my bluff.
>>2031371
You're fuck awful.
>>2031390
>>2031397
>Make an entrance post
>Get mad when people say hi
???????????
>>2031389
>brings Jasper ass
Love me please?
I SUMMON KUGA
>>2031281
>>2031389
>she goes on a childish tantrum
I am sick of people not having blood!
>>2031361
Wait, did you say fourteen-hundred? As in, one-thousand and four-hundred years old?
>He's a bit perplexed before speaking
You REALLY don't look that old.
>>2031365
>If it means anything, I don't mind honest, friendly criticism.
>>2031389
A...gem? Homeworld? Not the names I'd expect from an alien. You look more human than the aliens I've seen on TV.
>>2031400
"Do not sex her! You should not listen to Dean since they're a bad influence. I am doing great today."
odds i stay awake
evens i go to sleep
dubs i leave hg forever
>>2031412
Nope not even what I'm talking about. Pay some fucking attention before you barge in trying to get rep by making yourself look good. All you did was make yourself look retarded.
>>2031386
Don't worry, I'm not that cold-hearted. You're safe here.
>>2031342
I can heal almost any wound with my arcane.
>>2031361
Hmm.. you should say that to humans here. I care for the spread of knowledge.
>>2031371
*Wraps her tentacle around her*
*bring her close for a hug*
>>2031403
>>2031353
Riki is nopon, tough guy!
>>2031347
Riki has money, wait one second.
>searches backpack
Found it!
>he shows you a bunch of weird looking, but identifiable money
>>2031401
Whatever! I'll just ignore you ~de geso...
>>2031402
I didn't do anythink though ~de geso.
SOUDA, HOW ARE YOU PLAYING DARK SOULS 3 YOU FUCK
>>2031401
W-well you better turn right around and walk out!
>>2031403
>>2031424
He said to sex people I care about, and I care about Jolyne.
Why shouldn't I do that?
>>2031415
NO! God why are so clingy human?
>>2031421
That;s how different lifeforms work.
>>2031423
That's rude. I can call your species aliens too.
>Jasper
>Jasper
>>2031442
HE ALREADY FUCKING EXPLAINED IT JESUS CHRIST
>>2031427
I think I actually made myself look pretty cool, like I usually do.
I'm just humoring a shitposter, that's all.
If you're being serious then you're the only person I've ever heard of that actually gets upset by (You)s.
>>2031432
>She hugs you with her tentacles and arms.
It's good to have you back ~de geso.
>>2031437
Nipples are hard. How do I boob?
START A NEW GAME SO I CAN STOP BEING SALTY
>>2031429
But everyone calls you a bully!
>>2031342
>Parries with bare arm
>Grabs... erm... wrist, and applies a vice grip
I warned you...
>Applies pressure
Now... Say you're sorry...
>>2031347
W-wait.... Who's back... Wait........ you mean Lord Gwyn right?
>>2031386
Just imagine the Jolly Cooperation we'll be able to engage in!
>>2031389
Undead, that's my "race" and my name!
>>2031442
>Japan import
>>2031426
Make sure you get plenty of rest anon!
>>2031442
Maybe he ran all the way to japan!
>>2031419
You're doing it wrong.
you must summon him in [spoiler]EspaƱol[/spoiler]
Odds I host on /trash/
Evens I continue hosting on /b/
Dubs I leave altogether
>>2031279
Clawdia it is! Now! Where are your parents? Surely they must be nearby
>>2031314
Oh dear. I am sorry, my friend. Whatever you do from now on, try you damnedest prevent yourself from becoming hollow
>>2031327
I understand that. It can get very stressful at times. But fortunately, stress can be faltered.
>>2031440
Hm...yeah, that won't do. You're gonna have to get yourself some yen if you want yourself some food and some soda.
>>2031441
Hey Squid Girl?
>>2031442
Suffer.
>>2031445
Make me!
>>2031468
W-Wait, really? Who the hell said that!?
>>2031469
I'm not saying shit, but he's definitely back.
>>2031469
Like from that video game?
>Jasper
>>2031389
What in the world is a..."nerd"?
>>2031395
Hm? Something the matter?
>>2031423
When I were resurrected as a shikaisen, I was granted the ability to make mine body anything I would desire. I...rather naturally did choose what I were familiar with.
>>2031432
And I towards the spread of Taoism.
>>2031426
Rest well, human.
Fuck this. Good night, hg.
>>2031469
I-I heard that Onion Bro is back. Jolly cooperation with Onions!!!!
>Parsee
>>2031489
What is it ~de geso?
>Squid Girl
>primetime
>no game
hg
dead
>>2031446
"Because you only commit that action to the ones that you feel intense feelings of affection toward them, and they have to feel the same levels of affection towards you as well."
>Sakuya