/sug/ - Steven Universe General Cleaned up OP Edition Prev

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Reminder that if you dated Sugilite she would probably call you 'daddy'

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my wive

>>2001475
She calls Steven "daddy"

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>>2001327
>>2001484
Has a penis

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>>2001457
It's crack baby!

Reminder that adult Steven is married to Connie, Jasper, Lapis, Pearl, and Peridot, and they're all pregnant with his children.

>>2001510
Faggot.

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>>2001484
Can you please tell your wife to stop fucking my donuts?

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>>2001492
Peridot does not have a penis, but the other Crystal Gems do.

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connie best human waifu. perfect for hug and fug

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>>2001492
I prefer to call it a fat cock

>>2001510
Good, his plan of killing off all the worst gems is a success.

>>2001524
now that she's a crystal gem, they'll show her how to properly shapeshift a penis

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>>2001541

>>2001535
They won't die, they'll live, he just can't fuse with them again.

>>2001541
And then Steven will let her fuck him in his pussy.

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>>2001484
THAT'S NOT MY BEAUTIFUL WIFE

>>2001550
This artists Amedot comic was shit with its little ass nut shot

Peridot turning out to be a midget was the worst thing to happen to SU fandom since Pearl.

>>2001598
You're the worst thing to happen to this general since ever.

>>2001598
All it did was just make Peridot into a meme.
Once Lapis comes over her meme factor will go over to her and then we can shit on them.

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>>2001598
Best thing anon.

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Best ship

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>gems die if they decide to have kids
>steven is half-human, meaning he can have a kid without dying
>he's also half-gem, meaning he can shapeshift a vagina with a womb for his futa mommies to impregnate

>>2001526
>best human waifu
It's not that much of a competition

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>>2001160

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>>2001610
What will Zuke do to turn Lapis and Jasper into memes?

>>2001645
Bring her back

>>2001636
>gems die if they decide to have kids

They dont

>>2001598
Since Pearl what?

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>>2001632
Even better, it's canon.

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>>2001645
Fan-service.
This shot is a pretty big offender and what tipped Peridot into the meme zone.

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>>2001595
I liked it, but yeah the ending wasn't that great

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>>2001662

>>2001651
Rose died to have a kid, what are you talking about?

>>2001651
(you)

>>2001598
This is true, their cancer level has surpassed pearlfaggotry

>>2001681
Rose gave up her physical form, she didn't die.

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>>2001653
Since Pearl, in the most general sense.

>>2001691
>>2001696
I didn't believe taste this shit was even possible.

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>>2001598
The same thing will happen with Lapis and Jasper, maybe even with Peedle, what the fuck are you going to do about it.

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>>2001457
I'm late, again, but: We're back, baby!

>>2001695
'gave up her form' is a kid-friendly version of 'died'
you can't say 'died' on a kids show, anon!

Stevonnie absorbing lars and turning him into a massive futa dick

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>>2001707
Except we are objectively correct.

>>2001665
Fanservice doesn't make someone into a meme since Peridot was a "meme" ever since Catch & Release aired.

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Do you need anything before I slumber for 100 days, sug?

>>2001726
Your hot dick please

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>>2001663

>>2001718
>you can't say 'died' on a kids show, anon!
Not really. It's pretty clear they made that distinction for a reason.

>>2001726
can you draw?if so draw Jasper benchpressing Pearls

>>2001726
>>2001722

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>>2001726
An alarm clock.

>>2001726
Only that you don't wake up.

>>2001748
SU is not One Piece anon.Rose is dead and her soldiers were hotglued together

>>2001718
They say "die" like once an episode on this show.

do mi so do

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>>2001772
>hotglued

>>2001725
You only proved my point, when they revealed she was a midget, they were confirming a big FAN theory and then they give her a big fucking arc which appealed to perifags.
Need i continue?

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>>2001639
that doesn't make her less fuckable and perfect anon. i want to rub her flatty chest while i kiss her

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Would you pay for it /sug/?

>>2001798
Depends on if you have the coins

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>>2001718
>>2001772

>>2001798
The episodes are written like 1 year in advance so they literally can't pander to the fanbase because at that point in time Peridot wasn't even introduced.

>>2001813
I like how everyone jumps off screen and Steven is just barely getting off the ground and away from the Lazers.

>>2001723
>objectively

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>>2001817
Pandering can happen even by complete accident mate.

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>>2001751
>>2001752
>can you draw?
ahahah
Goodnight sug
I'll see you when the next episode hit in july

>>2001863
No it can't, you complete retard. Pandering is by definition 100% intentional.

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>>2001813
>>2001845
>I like how everyone jumps off screen and Steven is just barely getting off the ground and away from the Lazers

>>2001865
cya faggot!

Did shifu die?

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>>2001863

>intentionally doing something can happen by accident

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>>2001898
No, he posted Division Pearl request just last night.

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>>2001852
>yfw this is the Cluster
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nDcELUCroDs

>>2001898
how many drawfags left? how many stay here?

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>be you
>in your room
>chillin out maxin relaxin all cool and all
>suddenly your phone buzzes
>it's a text from jasper with a photo attatched
>you open it up
>see this
"Post workout, watcha think?"
Wat do

>>2001813
This guy is right.

>Didn’t you hear what I said about the living armor and infantries and many, many deaths?

>This is a death trap!

>Do it, catch me, I'll die!

>We don't age, but we can still get hurt and die.

>Oh, just moppin'. Die!

>Overhead death strike!

>You can beat up Lars and you don't have to starve to death if Sadie divorces you!

>If I'm going to be bored out of my mind, and possibly die, I'm gonna go to work, and get paid for it.

>And now I'm gonna die...

>Well, for starters you could just be going on about your business, eating your fry bits, and then suddenly you choke to death!

>It was a maelstrom of destruction and death.

>Please, please understand if we lose, we'll be killed, and if we win, we can never go home.

>Don't know if you knew, but there's some crazy stuff going on with a giant space hand and we all might die, so, uh, I guess call me back when you get this and talk to you soon! Uh, bye!

>You'll absolutely die of shock!

>When you live for someone, you're prepared to die.

>I want my Cluster, and I want that planet to die.

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How is it possible that the walking homosexuality metaphor has the least annoying fans?

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ejejejejejej

>>2001987
>homosexuality metaphor
Its the opposite anon.Garnet is hetero like Steven

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>>2001987
Because she doesn't have a character that can be bashed to death.
Same goes for these two unfortunately.

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>>2001934
>YOU'RE WORSE THAN THE CLUSTER! AT LEAST THE CLUSTER DOESN'T PRETEND TO BE RIGHTEOUS!

>>2001950

Contact galactic authorities, she's violating the restraining order I filed against her.

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>>2001987
Always relaxed

>>2001718

do you even watch the show

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>>1993907
>>1996087
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>>2000025
>>2001214
>>2001898
>>2001912
I am here (actually, on SU flock right now)
will do pic related request later

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Everyone is gone

Post Jasper

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>>2002201
I want this ship to be canon because it won't make anyone happy.

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>>2002201

>>2002231
zuke will be

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>>2002231
They'll be happy, and I will be too.

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>>2002231
It would make me happy.

>>2002264
Zuke ships Lapidot and Pearlmethyst, she'd probably kill herself.

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>>2002231
It'll make me happy too

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pearl's pubie penis

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>>2002264
>>2002283
>>2002291
>>2002314
Fuck all of you then.

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Did I miss anything fun today, /sug/?

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>>2002394
Nope

>>2002394
we 2mil now

just kidding that actually sucked

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>>2002394
Nope

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Post your waifu and gemfu

>waifu
Jenny

>gemfu
Jasper

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>>2002458
Couldn't answer you last time, but

>Waifu/Gemfu
Sapphire mate hands down.

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>>2002400
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>>2002428
I'm glad I didn't miss anything then.

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>>2002458
> Jasper
> Pearl

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>>2002458
Just stop being around the bush and call it a harem.

>>2002458
>kiki
>lapis

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>>2002458
Pearls

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>>2002458
I only need one. Forever.

>>2002461
YOU CANT JUST PASTE CHARACTERS INTO SITUATIONS THAT MAKE NO SENSE! RRREEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!

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>>2002458
Ronaldo is best waifu

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>>2001805
For Pearl? Most definitely. For that swimsuit? Nah.

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molest

>>2002458
>waifu
connie
>gemfu
pearl

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What if Garnet's description of Pearl during the war was an exaggeration for the sake of Steven's respect for Pearl and it turns out that Pearl was a big fuckup during the war, like, more so than is now.

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>>2002648
Fuck off.

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>>2002666
good taste

>>2002678
What if you sucked my dick?

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>>2002678
I kinda expect it to be an exaggeration but only by half or so, she looks like she kicked SOME ass after all.

>>2002458
I want Jenny to twerk on me

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>>2002697
but why use a condom with the gems?
it makes no sense
they don't get sick or even pregnant (unless it's intended)

>>2001722
Makes sense, since he's been pretty much just a dick from the beginning

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>>2002458
>waifu
fem!Greg

>gemfu
Pearl/Jasper (i can't choose, they're both perfect)

>>2002706
Don't do it Anon she's a nigger

>>2002763
Kill yourself

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>>2002749
>fem!Greg
you had one job, anon
ONE FUCKING JOB

but no, seriously, all Greg is good Greg 10/10 waifu material

>>2002698
both are qt flatties

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Lapis is so hot her wings should be made of steam.

>>2001950
Gems don't need to work out silly

>>2002798
someone has source?

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>>2002798
I agree wholeheartedly, anon. 80's Greg is hottest Greg, and femGreg is fucking amazing too.

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>>2001950
Cum in my pants immediately.

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>>2002798

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Actually kind of neat.

>>2002922
It'd look okay if there wasn't ketchup smeared all over her face.

>>2002922
The fuck is this

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>>2002959
Lapis/Garnet fusion.

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>>2002798
c'mon guys, I saved it some threads ago
someone must have source

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>>2002922
Kinda feels more Sapphire and Steven then a Garnet and Steven.

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>>2002998
Steven's not in the fusion, it's Lapis and Garnet.

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>>2002998
>Didn't notice the Lapis eyes
>And the didn't think the blue dressy part was Lapis
Whoops

>>2002922
Who wanna make a bet that the artist is a nigger girl with vitiligro

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>>2003040
http://peanuttinbutter.tumblr.com/post/131911203846/more-gem-fusions-ye-this-time-i-made-a
It seems decently thought out, since it's based on a multi-colored stone as well.

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http://peanuttinbutter.tumblr.com/post/126230135226/wow-look-how-creative-a-lapispearl-fusion-aint
Also a Lapis and Pearl one.

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>>2001950
Boink.

I do like Jasper, I just wanted to post this.

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I want Jasper to cradle me in her big strong arms and treat me like her cub

>>2003141
Calm down, cartoony.

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>>2003212
For your reaction image purposes.

>/sug/ is dead
>the /co/ thread is active

What happened?

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>>2001587
LETTING THE DAYS GO BY

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Enjoy your cricket.

>>2001492
Hawt

OH NOOO! The announcement that some anon said was going down today...has been put into an indefinite hiatus as well.

Too bad
;_;

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so still no news of anything eh?

Literally just endless shitposting and desperate hoping that the vile tyrants who run CN drop dead or get their servers breached.

>>2003224
Current /sug/ is full of oldfags and shitty NEETs that have nothing better to do

The OP here is a newbie to the show
>>>/co/80988972 soon he'll be the same as us, also that thread only discuss more of the same
The other thread
>>>/co/80980142
>Who's the best gem in your opinion
stupid thread, stupid OP, stupid people

Now thank you and fuck you because I'll be watching these ugh

>>2001950
i don't know
compliment her muscles and ask if she wants to hit the gym with me the next day

>>2003334
Bomb this May.

>>2003352
any confirmation of that other than the French CN post? because if that is the case than its possible it could be released sooner in English

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>>2003030

>>2001950
"Fuck you Jasper I work hard for my gains while you can just shapeshift into a big league chew muscle milk meatloaf faggot."

>>2003360
Nope, the rest of the world is mum on new SU episodes.

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>>2003352
If only

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You know what?

>>2003342
Don't blame me for your autism, Indexer

>>2003401
What?

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>>2003369
Don't worry, i already grabbed it after realizing how stupidly tiny it was.

>>2003360
I'll be so pissed if the French actually get stuff first, I don't want to deal with a shitty dub/avoid the internet for months.

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>>2003401
>>2003415
This is more accurate

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>>2003420
Good

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>>2003401
Don't worry its will be out in May for sure.

Of 2018

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>>2003429
Believe anon

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>>2003446
What fresh hell is this

>>2003412
HAHAHAHA what???
If I were Indexer i'd have source on this >2002798
>3rd time and no one helped, I'm losing it

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>>2003468
Amethyst is for sexual now

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>>2003486
>now
>only now

tippest kek m8

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>>2003468
The freshest hell.

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>>2003446
Her face in this pic is the only thing i don't like. It feels like her face should be more stylized, like her body, or should be more exaggerated or something. It just looks off to me, desu.

Hey /sug/ i took a messy ass shit thursday to the point i almost shit my pants i haven't pooped since, just now i took a shit and i swear that was the longest crap I've seen come out my ass and i feel like im not done

>>2003516
keep us updated

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What are you doing with that soda, Peri?

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>>2003531
Oh no!

>>2003516
I don't remember subscribing to this blog

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>>2001662
>That scene was all about Peridot rejecting Lapis.
Note the YELLOW scarf in his pocket.
Peridot and Jasper are canon. Lapis rejection is canon.

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I'm gonna dump some Lappy really quick because this set is neat.

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>>2003570

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>>2003577

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>>2003584

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>>2003570
Lapis the crab fucker

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>>2003595

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>>2003607
My favorite.

>>2003570
>>2003577
>>2003584
>>2003595
>>2003607
Source please.

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>>2003614
Last one.

>>2003618
here bruh

http://fummel.tumblr.com/post/114339456996/lapis-and-some-friends#notes

>>2003563
Why would you post such a disgusting image?

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>>2003571

>>2003632
You beat me to it.

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>>2001632

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>>2003648
It's okay anon, i cropped out the only good part of that pic.

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>>2003598
Crab the cuck

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>>2003664
Heretics will be burned

>>2003664
s h i t
s h i p

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Choose your own reaction image.

>>2003595
When will whale shark become crystal gem

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>>2003720

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>>2003720

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>>2003677
>shipping Peridot with anyone but Pearl
Disgusting. Jk, all Peri ships are good, senpai.

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>>2003720
Here Sapphire reacting to several penis

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>>2003720

>>2003773
>That sad one
Does she have two brows for a single eye?

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>>2003762
no only Amedot is acceptable

Where did the story about Brid cucking himself come from?

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>>2003815
Well, at least it's better than Lapidot.

>>2003773
I can never take this blue minion looking bitch seriously.

>>2003820
Some anon made it up.

>>2003882
s t i l l
s h i t

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>>2003786
she is so disappointed that she created another one

>>2003882
Buttholes aren't sanitary to lick.

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>>2003854
I mean non crack ships are generally superior to complete crack ships

And if your characters are literally never talked to each other, that is like the definition of a crack ship

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>>2003909
>Gems

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>>2002205
>>2002213

>>2002045
and Pearl with new nose..!

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So, what's /sug/'s opinion on Rose Quartz?

>>2003933
Seems a little too thick now. Still pretty good, though.

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>>2003882

>>2003961
Manipulative bitch who never should have left me behind to take care of her mess.

>>2003961
I'd let her sit on my face and bounce while mocking my humanity.

>>2003961
>put the chromosome in the bag

>>2003961
There's more to her then meets the eye.

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>>2003961
She's lewd

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>>2003961
She is Pink Diamond and is actually evil.

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>>2003961
Hot as all hell.

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>>2003961
I really fucking want her to be pink diamond.

Just for pottery sake. I will kinda be disappointed if she isn't.

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>>2003961
milf/10

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Do you think Zuke at this point is unable to get off to anything except her fantasies of Lapis and Peridot scissoring each other?

>>2003961
>Doesn't have to eat
>Body has no use for calories
>is still fat
This bothers me soo much

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>>2004043
I mean I can't.

>>2004048
Same deal with the Gems all being females. It's all about the ~aesthetic~

>>2004048
She's not even fat.

>>2004048
>le Rose is fat

nice meme

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>>2003720
obligatory

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Last night I had a dream that Steven and Connie used a combination of Steven's healing tears and some diamond goop stuff to heal lion in a fountain.

Then it turned out that lion was Pink Diamond, and she reformed in a huge burst of light. Steven got really excited and asked PD if she was a Crystal Gem and would help them fight the cluster.

Pink Diamond basically told Steven to fuck off, and said "No, I am not and will never be a Crystal Gem, will you come back with me to homeworld or die here?"

Steven just sat there with wide eyes, PD made a portal and left without even looking back.

What kind of Steven Universe dreams have you had lately /sug/?

>>2004043
>You will never go to Zuke's house to dig on her trash to find her ditched drawings of lesbian shippings

>>2004120
Anon if you predict the future i will find you and slap you.

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>>2004111
man, what the fuck are you doing?

>>2004120
Your dream is retarded. Why would Lion be helping Steven if he was Pink Diamond and evil?

>>2004132
Fuck the lesbian shipping, go find the spoilers you idiot.

>>2004068
If males grow up with a testosterone deficiency they look and sound pretty much like females, and in extreme cases don't even develop external genitalia.
So a race of asexual beings aestetically based on humans would make a tad more sense to appear slightly more feminine. just saying.

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>>2003720

>>2004143
I have no idea, maybe if Lion was just manipulating Steven to get healed? It didn't really seem like Lion was angry at Steven, it was more the CG's as a whole.

It was just a dream tho, it doesn't really have to make sense.
>>2004139
If I did just predict the future, please slap me

>>2004093
>>2004099
How else would you describe her body type?

>>2004140
Saved. Thanks anon, I didn't realize my copy was that heavy with artifacts

>>2003648
>He doesn't like Pewey

Shit taste anon

kill lapolis

>>2004193
Hourglass.

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>>2004180

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>>2004111
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>>2004196
HOL UP

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>>2004196
>saving indexer's 'better' 51 KB larger image

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I want to Perifrot with Peridot while pouring lube on our dicks

>>2004234
>so obsessed with Indexer you'll take any opportunity to start shit
>but can't even tell when it's not Indexer

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>>2004234
I actually went back to find the other image off fybertech
Do you need more images to shitpost with?

>>2004260
there's more than one cocky asshole who reposts people's images with less 'artifacts'?

I want to take every gem's gem but Peridot's and place them on a table with her forced to watch chained to a heater. I'm going to smash one into dust, mix it in with some water force Peridot to drink it. I'll do one of these everyday until I run out of gems. On the last day I'm going to gently scrape Peridot's gem with a razor and make her inhale the shavings until her form is a nonfunctional mess, or until her gem is gone, whichever comes first. Then I will return to the oval office and continue running this beautiful nation.
God bless America.

>>2003961
>>2003977
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>>2003992
>>2004013
>>2004015
>>2004029
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>>2004099
Can we at least all agree that her hair is kinda stupid and over the top?
I mean honestly, even Garnet's hair makes more sense

>>2004295
ayo hol up
so u be sayin we wuz blind n shiet?

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>>2004339
No, fuck you.

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>>2004318
Carry on, sir.

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Ya know fellas,

>>2004339
I mean, its just a rose curled version of Amethysts and Jaspers hair.

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>>2004318
hot

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>>2004339
I still don't get why Ruby dominated the hair section of Garnet, there's a lot a parts of Garnet that are either dominated by Ruby or Sapphire unlike all the other fusions where it was pretty balanced everywhere.

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Why am I so pissed off all of the time?

>>2004387
It's not Ruby's hair, it's Ruby's hairdo with Sapphire's volume.

>>2004387
How would you mix up Ruby and Sapphire's hair?

Plus, the afro fits her.

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>>2004400
Hiatus.

>>2004387
Actually, all the fusions we've seen so far have pretty dominate parts except Stevonnie and Garnet, who are an even mix of their components.

>>2004400
You need to get laid.

>>2004400
Tiny dick.

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POST ROSE

>>2004465
Ruby Rose?

>>2004339
Well she's a rose, so those are her petals no? Isn't that the whole point of a flower?

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>HT I went to was out of SU Funkos and SU dog tag blind bags.

Well, that's a first. At least they had those Amethyst rubber bracelets that some folks go nuts for.

Next one should be a hit.

>>2004400

Well... If the image is any indication, you're trying to find food for your chicks.

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>>2003961
She's probably my second favorite gem, and i hope we get to see more of her with young Greg.

We Need To Talk is my favprite episode, partly because it was the first episode to try to humanize Rose (as much as you can humanize an alien rock woman).

>>2004505
Planning to resell shit?

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>>2004465
lewd rose?

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>>2004400
Just put on a smile and pretend everything is fine, even if it's not. Especially if it's not.

What do you think will happen to Jasper after Malachite splits up?

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Enjoy your erections.

>>2003720
>they see your murdercock

>>2004645
She goes back to school to work on her degree.

>>2004655
Never. Get out and go away.

>>2004655
you just killed mine