ERP thread: Au Naturale edition Previous Edition: >>1998060

I want to violently rape Muffet

I want to violently rape Miyafuji

I want to be violently raped by Tomoko

I want to be violently raped by my Mistress.

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>tfw no one wants to violently rape me

>>1998467
well, your to good at recieving for it to ever be rape hotaru

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>>1998481

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>>1998481
>your
>to
>>1998502
I can't read it either. Some crazy Germanic language.

What do you wanna fuck?

DUDE
weed
LMAO

>>1998634
a horse

>>1998634
Anything and everything

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If Sponty pee'd, would she pee from her cock, or from her pussy?

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Boyfriend is asleep, who wants sum shitpost and chill?

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>>1998658
>trots into thread, muscles rippling underneath its beautiful coat

>>1998700
Her cock definitely has a urethra, we don't know about vag, but it makes cock the likely bet.

>>1998719
>A glue factory saunters in with its smokestack throbbing and spitting noxious gases.
Hey bby, wnt sum carrots?

>>1998711
ok deal
>cody

>>1998711
>Nue has another boyfriend
How the fuck do you do it? What do they even see in you?

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>>1998762
>whinnies nervously, heading bouncing back and forth

>>1998795
Their penises.

>>1998809
>getting this triggered

>>1998809
>implying it's actually him

>>1998711
Thanks Nue, you're certainly doing us all a favor, by so selflessly coming into the thread, all so you can keep yourself busy simply because your boyfriend is asleep. Like, just how generous can you be, honestly? You treat us all with such respect, we almost don't deserve it, for everything you do for us. It's no wonder everyone holds you in such high regard around here. After all, how many people can say they come here, out of the goodness of their heart, just to shitpost for us, when their "boyfriend is asleep"? Thank you, truly, for everything you do for us here.

>>1998711
>tfw im not Nue's boyfriend

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>>1998764
I am betray.

>>1998795
Well, I'm his fetish..
And he thinks I'm nice and caring and stuff...
Which I am really until people start messing me around.

>>1998828
>And he thinks I'm nice and caring and stuff...
>Which I am really
Oh yes, of course! Clearly, your motives, certainly when it comes to these threads, are completely selfless! You'd never, EVER do anything self serving in a place like this, oh no, not you! After all, people BEG for you to post here, and you're just giving them what they want, right?

>>1998828
Nue, you should just ERP and not blog, shit, or songpost.

>>1998791
city betray me in jail ok no deal
>cody

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>>1998843
Calm down Peach, Jesus Christ.

>>1998847
thats like asking a nigger not to commit a crime

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>>1998843
>>1998823
The fuck did Nue do to make you this buttblasted, nigga?

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>>1998823
>>1998843
Jesus christ

Why am I laughing so hard

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Good afternoon my lovely children. Would you like to tell Papa bones about your day?

>>1998909
Why are you such a duplicitous fuck?

>>1998921
He's an evil undead skeleton?

>>1998795
because /trash/ belongs in the /trash/

>>1998863
Not that anon but i was so close to going off like he just did. Ever just see someone and not like him? Something about him just makes you mad? Well somehow Nue is like that to such a degree that it breaks the laws of physics and comes through as someone you want to punch on a goddamn anonymous imageboard. add on top of that that he actually bitches and whines and shitposts it makes me want to drag him to a lake and hold his head underwater until the bubbles stop

>>1998936
Stop, you'll make Nue horny.

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>>1998936
I think you need some psychiatric help, bud :^)

>>1998859
Why does Peach hate you?

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>>1998921
I don't think I'm duplicitous. I'm just here to spread some love and rarely some fuck. Sure I hate some posters but that doesn't mean I don't love them at the same time!

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>>1998936
Gee that isn't healthy, you should consult a therapist about that or something.

>>1998949
But he must realize its imposible for me to actually drag him anywhere because he looks like he weighs 700 pounds!

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>>1998960
a-awoo?

>>1998960
well normally you send your sexy succubus for the sex

>>1998828
is it duetanon...

>>1998828
what fetish

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Natraul?

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You guys ready

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>>1998959
Because Peach is a cunt :^)
Also shallow as fuck and really fucking twofaced.
All of that little clique are and I'm not surprised that Anzu wishes people would just be honest and speak their mind hanging around with them.

Good thing for him I bring out people's ugly side I guess.

>>1998997
>>1999003
No, I flirted with some random guy playing league and things just kind of worked out.

>>1999003

being a disgusting, clingy monster

>>1998467
>violently massages your feet

>>1998634
>your feet

>>1998977
>massages your feet

>>1999017

>discord bullshit

Who cares?

I hope last night was a one off with Clownpiece and Sena's really not part of that hot mess.

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The first step to making good ramen it to add some poorly drawn waifu for flavoring

>>1999017
Also peach is only 17 years old :^)

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>>1999003
He has a fetish for men LOL.

Nah it's a guy that's really REALLY into bara and bears and stuff.

>>1999017
Typefuck your adcarry in the bushes up top

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>>1998977
Awoooo~
>>1998978
That's speciesest! Albedo is an imp!
It's been some time since I've seen her. Last time she was dressing up the death knight I gave her and she kept calling it our child...

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now that the water has boiled, we add the noodles

>>1999017
Wow, another quality post as usual, Nue! Honestly, how do you do it? I really, truly wish I could learn how to make such constructive contributions to the thread, like you did with this post here. Then, everyone will love me just like they love you!

Seriously, this thread is so much better off, now that you've blogged about yourself with that post! I'll try to follow your example, and post useless and unimportant facts about my life that no one cares about, in the thread, for everyone to see. That way, I'll be a strong, well loved, on topic contributor, just like you!

>>1999058
bara are you hairy?

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had some leftover ham so fuck it thats going in the pot

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>>1999029
A-Awoooo!?!?
>>1999064
Awoooo!!~

>>1999066
nuedles

>>1999017
>Because Peach is a cunt :^)
>Also shallow as fuck and really fucking twofaced.
>All of that little clique are and I'm not surprised that Anzu wishes people would just be honest and speak their mind hanging around with them.

Wow, no shit.

>>1999017
Nah peach is actually really nice if you're not a dickwad, and even then they are still pretty nice

>>1999054
They 18 now

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remove water

add flavor powder

>>1999086
>also massages behind your ears

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And thats how you make some good shit

someone massage my feet now

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>>1999074
My chest hair has the shape of an eagle in it.
AMERICA.

>>1999067
Platinum mad.
I swear man I might just keep posting to see if you end up in the Nues for how mad you are.

>>1999041
>I hope last night was a one off with Clownpiece and Sena's really not part of that hot mess.
Neither of them are involved in the discord, though.

>Comes on to thread
>Sees Nue here with other anons actually talking to him
>wtf.png
>See an anon making ramen with waifu flavoring
>Looks fun
>Still don't know why people are engaging with one of the ugliest creatures on the planet
>Timetoleave.jpg

>>1999064
i meant succubi in the most honorable of ways, i apologize for insulting you lord ainz
(i once thought about rp'ing one of the maids but ehh icons were hard to come by)

>>1999105
>massages your noodles :^)

>but also your feet

>Nue literally posted a dropbox of his Nue folder the other day because someone requested it
>Expecting this to be the real Nue.

>>1999105
But i don't wanna!

>>1999098
>>1999066
>>1999043
Are you LD?
>not using leftover bones to make broth
>triggered
>not planting onion/green onion bottoms to grow more green onions
>triggered

>>1999094
Peach is not a nice person. Just because you're a part of his discord clique and you're all buddy buddy doesn't change the fact that he's a piece of shit.

>>1999109
>massages your feet

Don't be so quick to leave, anon. Why not stay and chat with a high-tier RP anon like me?

>>1999132
>massages your feet

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>>1999120
I'm too lazy to actually cook something though

>>1999094
Sure thing, Trixie.

>>1999118
Either way it's always just shitposting or blogposting.

>>1999120
He didn't even cum in it, what a fucking degenerate, it's like he doesn't know how to /ck/ properly.

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>>1999118
Not only am I retarded, I'm the real deal.

>>1999153
*/k/

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>>1999017
Hey! Just because I pull a class switch mid fight doesn't make me two faced!

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>>1999111
All is forgiven my son
(I know that feel. Was going to play her in here once but changed my mind because of lack of images. I actually just tried playing as a lewdie not to long ago in here with a unrelated character. I kinda wish I could play one of the battle maids though)

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>>1999123
>you're a part of his discord clique

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>>1999215
Oh hey, does everyone know who you are yet?

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>>1999142
>too lazy to simmer leftover bones on low all night
this is how i make my top ramen

>>1999222
don't do it nue fuck off

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>>1999225
that looks good but it also looks like a lot of effort

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>>1999222
>Oh hey, does everyone know who you are yet?
>>1999229
thanks senpai
>puts shekel into pocket

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>>1999229
>>1999245
That wasn't a threat dumbass.
Nigga I'm not going to post DMG's picture, reveal who you are etc.
Because I'm not on the level you assholes are.

>>1999255
This is why I have no problems with Nue.

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Bad aura. All cummies died.. rest in peace, cummies!

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>>1999255
>ecause I'm not on the level you assholes are.
>>1999255
>you asshole
q~ q

>>1999273
Post your dick again

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>>1999270
Ey bby u wan sum cummies?

>>1999273
oi geyvalt, you shoah showed me.

>>1999289
>>1999270
is this your boyfriend?

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>>1999284
>again
>clown
>>1999289
DASS RIGHT MY NIGGA!! I'll cry bitch!
hope things go good with not mizuki

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>>1999238
kinda, but worth
i cook for you if you gibe me some shekels
an by shekels i mean yer booties

Someone give me a list of posters to ignore, because it's gotten too big for me to follow.

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>>1999289
Waaaah!~ That's a big womb broom, miss.....ter? A-Are you going to put it inside of my chowder hole?

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>>1999319
everyone not suckin yo dick in this very moment

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Evening fuckboys and fuckgirls, the lack off fucking in this thread is concerning.

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>>1999303
>thinking I'm clown

>>1999289
>Ey bby u wan sum cummies?
You know, when I see you make a post like, this, I have to just stop, and ask myself: how did you get so good at this, Nue? I mean, I can only imagine it comes from a LOT of experience, crafting very fine and useful posts for this thread. Its amazing, really, how you manage to constantly hit it out of the park, day after day. You never, ever fail to make such top quality contributions, its just astounding. It doesn't surprise me at all that this is why you stick around: you KNOW we need you. You know these threads are worthless without your incredibly constructive posts to keep us going. We can only hope that you'll continue to grace us with such beautiful artistry, so that we, as a community, can continue to grow as a whole, thanks to your guidance.

What is even happening

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>>1999332
Do you want that you filthy little slut? My thick throbbing manly meat feeding you cummies?

>>1999303
don't bring up Mizuki motherfucker.
I'm still sad that he won't let me keep that promise I made to him.

>>1999354
Nue.

>>1999352
fuck off you gay ass fox. :^)

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>>1999319
Just ignore the drama. No matter how bad a poster can be, you never know when they may have something good to say.

Or that's what I'd like to say if drama wasn't becoming the blood of this place

>>1999369
>posting this when you start half of it
Fuck off Ainz.

>>1999289
>Just me and my Nue, hanging out I got pretty hungry so I started to pout. he asked if I was a clown, downf or something yummy and I asked what and he said he'd give me his cummies! Yeah! Yeah! I drink them! I slurp them! I swallow them whole! It makes Nue happy so it's my only goald... Harder Nue! Harder Nue! 1 cummy, 2 cummy, 3 cummy, 4. I'm Nue's princess but I'm also a whore! He makes me feel squishy! He makes me feel good! He makes everything a little should!~

>>1999360
>Do you want that you filthy little slut? My thick throbbing manly meat feeding you cummies?
Ah, what's this? You're going to ERP now? Cmon, Nue, you're better than that. We all know you have much more constructive and important posts to make than that. Don't lower yourself to everyone else's level, here. After all, as you've proven time and time again: ERP is NOT what these threads are for.

Oh, wait, of course, silly me: this is just the usual for you, right? You're either here just to "tease" or "bully" that Silica player, or you'll start ERPing with them, just to get bored and stop posting halfway through, right? Haha, of course! See, this is what I get for not having faith in you, Nue. I should have just trusted that, as always, you have what's best in mind, for these threads. I can't even begin to fathom why Mizuki left a clever fellow like yourself. He really missed out here, for sure.

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>>1999383
Now now. I don't start drama. I don't even shitposting seriously. I'm just here to chat most of the time. It's okay though. I still love you despite your hurtful words~

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>>1999360
Can you interpret this for me, Nue? Is it two cocks stuck together like Siamese twins, or one cock inside another cock?

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>>1999360
Mhm! You have the biggest pine tree in the forest of cockland! Please feed it to me, daddy!~ I want it soooooo badly

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>>1999349
Just things that happen with certain someone around.
I already miss the last four days.

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>>1999402
Does this person not realize Silica is also a shitposter?

>>1999086

I want to lewd the awoo.

>>1999449
Silica ERPs more than you, or Miyafuji.

>>1999360
>Nue dick
>akwardboner.png

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>>1999416
that's horrific.
It's a cock going into another cock, you can tell by the outline of one cock bulging through the other.

But the worst part is they fucked up Nue's wings.

>>1999428
I'll shove my snatchsnake into your pretty little cunt and you'll love every last inch of it won't you? You're a nasty little whore.
Now show me and beg for it.

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>>1999467
>more than you
You don't even know who I am, senpai

>>1999428
What? Cuckland?

>>1999484
You're shitposting, so it's pretty obvious you're just here to ruin people's enjoyment in any way you can, instead of waiting for someone to typefuck.

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>>1999498
All I did was point out that Silica is a shitposter

>>1999481
Okay, then. I'll sit here and wait. There's no way you'll go through with this completely, after all. The Nue I know would NEVER stoop so low as to ERP here. Cyber, bully, tease, sure, but ERP? Seriously? Never! The Nue I know is better than that. So I'll wait, and sure enough, this will stop! I have faith in you, of course. Faith in your ability to do the right thing. Faith that, in the end, no matter what, you would NEVER come here just to ERP. You've proven that time and time again, after all. I'd be an idiot not to notice the pattern, right?

>>1999521
>shitposter
>has ERPed through dead hours

Choose one.

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>>1999441
Oh well, people will be people right?

>>1999441
Hey, Miya-chan! Was lurking yesterday and noticed people trying to ship you with Innocent Boy. How do you feel about that?
~AC

>>1999441

Let me cuddle your butt Miya ;_;

>>1999441
I feel ya Miyafuji.

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>>1999531
Anon to notice a pattern you have to have an entire perspective.

>>1999198
Ive done RP as CZ2128 Delta with friends to test it out and i was good, but damn if there are any icons, best maid even had her presence cut out of he of her own scenes

>>1999478
>awkward boner
That curve in the dick is awkward.

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>>1999481
Oh yes, daddy! Tear open my jizney land with the ol' liver lifter! I love you so much, daddy! Give it to me, please! I need it so badly, daddy.. PLEASE!

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>>1999349
>>1999441

Why are you two so adorable?

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>>1999532
I mean if you consider that ERPing then.. okay

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>>1999577
Maybe it's their small stature?

>>1999555
Oh I assure you, I have! I'm very familiar with your work Nue, for certain. After all, you'd have to be an idiot to NOT shut up and pay attention when the BEST, most constructive poster in the threads is posting, right? I mean, for god sakes, when you post, all of the ERP dies! You're absolutely AMAZING at what you do, no one can deny that. Rest assured, every time you post, I take notes! One day, I hope to be half the poster you are, after all.

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>>1999577
I can't help it.
>>1999596
Hey you, nice to see you again

>>1999481
i should stop

http://vocaroo.com/i/s1tcdSPNJ6K2

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>>1999604
LMFAO who the fuck is this? You are so fucking buttmad. I can't stop laughing holy shit

>>1999589
>I mean if you consider that ERPing then.. okay
What's your incredible standard for ERPing then?

>>1999596
I do happen to find small girls like Miyafuji attractive.

>>1999604
You must love him a whole lot, since your retarded sarcastic shitposts are only giving him more reason to keep coming here. Hope you both get hit by trains.

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>>1999441
This pain. You feel it too..
How's it going miyafuji?

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>>1999574
>Unsheathing my cocktana my girth hangs hard and ominous, the bulging length ebbing heat that sears the air about.
HERE IT IS SLUT, MY 「CUNT SHUNTER」 FORGED OF MY BLOOD AND DESIRE, FEEL MY FURY
>with the wrath of a vengeful god my cummie despenser pierces your depths, the droning pulse filling your mind with the foreboding march of my thrusts.

>>1999615
I like you.

Out of all the people who ERP. Who is the shittiest?

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>>1999596

I apologize from last night, I passed out on my desk.

...That too. I like that you can pick them up and hug them.

>>1999605
>She will walk on over to the officer and give Erica a pat on the head.

I know you can't. What sweets do you like?

>>1999686
you're mom

>>1999686
You.

>>1999686
Ability or personality?

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>>1999604
Hoshi, get your ass back over to HG. W-we miss you.

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>>1999692
Thanks
>she smiled heartfully as her head was once again patted softly

>>1999697
Hikki, you ever say that again, I'm gonna beat you up irl.

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>>1999605
Yep! good to see ya too!

>>1999630
Then there you have it.

>>1999692
Don't apologize, it's fine. Like little toys in other words hmm?

>>1999675
http://vocaroo.com/i/s16Wu0A46z02

what is this even

>>1999696
Both.

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>>1999708
I-I'm sorry, I-I was just trying to lighten the mood...

>looks around the thread
Just another day in paradise.
>yawns before placing a lollipop in his mouth hoping the sugar rush will wake him up

>>1999738
Personality: I don't fucking know.
Ability: Celestia

>>1999686
someone make a tierlist

>>1999817
The REAL ERP tier list:

God tier:
>Coldsteel the Hedgehog
>Knock Knock Goku
>Nep
>Bane

High Tier:
>Feet massage anon
>Brick throwing anon
>Dexter's dad

Shit Tier:
>Everyone else

Literally stop posting forever tier:
>People who make serious tier lists

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(Geee, I don't think I've ever gotten this much replies this fast. It's rather overwhelming.~)

>>1999536
I guess so, sigh.

>>1999547
H-huh?? But you are Innocent Boy, are you not? You just happen to be AC to me.~

>>1999551
(I shouldn't have posted, right? For letting you down.. I'm in a lurk mood so far, gomen.)

>>1999553
>Mustered to high-five you before dropping back to laziness.

>>1999577
Mmm, I have no answers to that.~

>>1999664
I'm feeling laaazy, sooo laaazy. But other than just fine.~ Awaiting Nia's new arrival here again, hehe.
I hope you've had it fine too Skelly!

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>>1999828
Where is Kurisu on the list?

>>1999828
For what its worth I do applaud the dedication of those in the high tier...

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>>1999805
>casts GREATER STAMINA and FRENZY on the anon for shits and giggles

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>>1999828
NOTHIN PERSONELL

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>>1999675
>Blood curdling screams not thought possible from such a tiny girl echo all throughout the room as your hardened dingly-diddly-dinga-long pierces the tiny girls stench trench.
AHHHHhhhhh....
>Her eyes roll to the back of her head as she slips in and out of consciousness

>>1999848

Don't take me too seriously, I have terrible posting luck with 90% of the avas here, I'm used to it. Post as you will, I'm just playing around a little.

I'll stop if it makes you feel guilty, though.

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>>1999848
I know the feeling. I actually just quit the job i've been at for the last three years. Got a new one lined up and i'm super excited.

>he struggled to contain his enthusiasm at the mention of Nia's return

>>1999686
Nue
Clown
Shinoa
Sena

>>1999828
What will it take for me to make it to god tier? How many feet must I massage?

>>1999848
Nia showed up? When?

Goodness, it's been so long.

>>1999848
>lowers his head
Yes, I am. I was surprised at the shipping. I think it's cute myself.

>>1999360
damn nigga you gotta chill senpai
i gotchu

>>1999828
Brick throwing anon deserves god tier desu

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>>1999866
>My searing manhood plunges in and out with the intensity of the suns blazing wrath as my groans of pleasure fill the air.
This cock of mine glows with an awesome power! Its burning precum TELLS ME TO DEFEAT YOU! TAKE THIS! My love, my anger, and ALL MY SORROW! SHINING WOMB PIERCER SWORD! GO! GO! GO!
>The head of my cock sinks passed the entrance of your womb as my hands molest your petite chest.

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CHECK IT NERDS

Get?

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>>1999986
ONE

MORE

TIME

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>>2000023
>>1999986
Fuck my life, I'm out.

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>>1999707
>The elf smiles at her enjoyment of the head pats

Come now, tell me about the sweets you enjoy and how are you?

>>1999732

I see. Heh, I didn't know you took an interest in me, Miss cruiser.
>She shakes her head

Not much like toys...Maybe like plushies yes but I treat cute people like people...Sometimes. It's difficult to not want to hug them.
>>1999848

But you're animal ears and tail...That also includes your butt.

>>1999986
>>2000023
You're awful at this, Hikki

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>>2000023
IF I SEE THAT FUCKING CAT

>>2000000

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>>2000080
What's jumpin', chief?

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>>2000056
What's not to like Origa~? it's good that you treat the cutest like people.Am I cute enough to be hugged?

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>>1999872
Ah, I'm sorry for your bad luck. I remember my first times here were quite similar with people dropping on me twice in a row and when I was anon it happening twice as well, all in a short period of time.
I'm just kinda bad at saying no without feeling like a meanie. By no means don't stop if you feel like it, surely at some point the hook will catch the shark.~

>>1999883
Hm hm, I see. I hope it'll be great if not greater than your last job.~

>>1999926
Like half a week ago, only for an hour sadly.

>>1999954
W-well.. I guess it's cute too, ehehe.

>>2000056
>Was visibly confused by your remark.
Uh, I guess?~

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>>1999977
I give in, sorry daddy. I'm not feeling well enough to roleplay any longer.

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>>1999986
>>2000023
>>2000047

>>2000163

I had like four false starts on RPs yesterday, and three others bailed on planned activities...

You're the cutest ava in the thread with the best butt, I just wanna cuddle you sometimes.

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>>2000176
Ok.

If my post ends in 3 Nue will stay in /erp/ forever.

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>>2000176
I missed my chance?!

>>2000219
good

If the end of my post and the post below mine add up to 7 then Nue loves me

>>2000176

>nue posting made silica ill and give up cummies

wew lad

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>>2000237
Rolling

>>2000223
not that you ever rp anyways

>>2000237
Yes please.

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>>2000237
>>2000245
>Fairy
Not bad

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>>2000237
SKELEFU

>>1999850
>gropes

>>2000237
I still don't get this, is this who we get or who we should play?

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>>2000200
Sorry!
>>2000223
Another time, okay?
>>2000243
Not true!! I was feeling a little squeamish all day and it suddenly got worse and now I can't think very clearly.

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>>2000163

I was stating you have charm points and I like your personality. Yes a girls butt can be a charm point just like her chest or her face.

...So is it possible I can pat you on the head?
>>2000157

I wouldn't know you silly girl.
>The queen herself wonders so she decides to get a closer inspection of the cruiser.

...Well, you are adorable, I don't see how you aren't.

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>>2000276
>not that you ever rp anyways
I do, but I have my ways of staying secret.
>>2000276
Make sure to let me know when!
>>2000267
MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM

>>2000237
If I get a horse I will kill myself.

>>2000272
It's shitposting

>>2000237
Rolling to decide what to build a folder for.

>>2000237
>>2000293
yisssss
Mini giantess qt

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>>2000260
>4 off
This is the work of an enemy world item

>>2000246
to >>2000291

>>2000299
...well then.

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>>2000290
Hmhm~
>She giggles, looking very happy about herself.
You're very pretty yourself but you already know that!

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>>2000237
rolling

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>>2000327
Lucky..

>>2000327
>slime
I knew you'd bless me based number.

>>2000237
Rolling.

>>2000327
>cucking your waifu with a slime

>>2000291
>pussy lick

>>2000362
>kisses feet

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>>2000197
That's rough..
Thank you, for the compliments though.. I don't know about the butt part but.. thanks I guess?~
I'm sure we will, just keep on lookout for my mood swings.

>>2000290
Oh! You're very kind as well Origa onee-san.~ Can it really be a charm point? Hmm, I guess so, with how some boys have focused on it at times..
>She thought to herself arms crossed while peeking over her shoulder at her posterior few times before returning to look at you.
Ah, haha, of course.~
>She brought her arms by her waist happily to look less imposing and smiled at you, giving the consent to do so.

I want to dominate clownpiece with my dick and make him offer up his waifus sena and shinoa as the thread's cumdumps for eternity

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>>2000419
Feet anon is the best anon.

>>2000419
I have always told myself that feet are boring. But these keeps getting me sexual excited.

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>>2000427
>>2000441

>>2000447
Stop it!

>>2000398
>his waifus
>Sena
Sena isn't his waifu anon, don't go giving him a big head like that.

>>2000427
>licks your cheek
So...no ship?

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>tfw no Holo rper

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>>2000454
no

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>>2000455
Sena is just a friend, why would she be a waifu?
That was just a one shot for losing at sex chess.

>>2000492
P-please...

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>>2000490
awoo?

>>2000520
Awoo.

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>>2000514
ok

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(Hello. How is everyone today? Not gonna ERP right now, just wanted to stop by)

>>2000237

>>2000520
Th-think we could do it doggystyle?

>>2000537
hope your feeling better rei's writer

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>>2000471
I don't know what this means!~
>>2000520
Awoooo?

>>2000529
Thank you.

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>>2000537
(Good afternoon, just enjoying my meal for the day. Hope you're well.)

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(Hey guys.)

(My bf and I broke up. Who wants to suck my fat sausage?)

>>2000580
That wasn't even close to his posting style. Try harder.

>>2000580
But that's tristana not poppy

>>2000595
Oh.

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>>2000604
>undead grills
almost as hot as the skeleton girls thread on /aco/

>>2000604
oh, you're here now, who where you again?

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>>2000604
The best girl is here!

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>>2000604
Welcome back?

>>2000625
have you ever played divinity dragon commander? you can get a skeleton bride, conveniently shes better then the other choices anyway

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>>2000633
You can call me Squigly

>>2000625
>>2000639
>>2000656
Hello!

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>>2000656
If you don't have this already then here you go.

>>2000672
Well hello squigly, enjoying your time here so far?

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>>2000662
I haven't played it, that said i am VERY aware of skele waifu <3
>bitches giving her a metal body or skin
>>2000672
Good evening squiggly! A pleasure to meet you!

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>Dramatically slides into thread

>>2000703
new game has a skeleton race, however it releases in december, if you like turn based RPG's you should look into the rest of the divinity series for hot undead babes

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>>2000719
Second best girl is here!

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>>2000573
(I am! What are you eating?)

>>2000549
(Thank you! I'm chill for now!)

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>>2000737
Hey, I'm still #1 villan

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>>2000727
Thanks for the tip anon. Gonna look into putting together a new computer sometime soon.

Alright who the fuck just had to reply to -censored-

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>>2000672
Good to see you're doing well for yourself.

>>2000678
I do have it but I appreciate the help, thank you very much!

>>2000748
(Good to here, I'm eating not so special just some noodles and a sandwich.)

>>2000786
No problem. I think abyssal are best ships too.

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>>2000752
Fine. Number one villain is here!

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>>2000822
Better~

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>>2000319

>She nods, a woman with confidence tends to flaunt their looks.

Same goes for you. Now I'm curious what are your interests.

>>2000394

>She blushes as the little officer addresses her in such a way.

"Onee-san?" My, you're making me blush... Am I such a person to you?
>Her ears twitch in response, as if they are a mood indicator. With a smile on her face, Origa walks on over. The elf look pretty happy as she leans forward as she extends her arm and placing a hand on Miyafuji's head.
Heh, some boys tend to fall for a woman's charm which is within their nature. So yes even your butt can be a charm point. Then again everyone is different and have tastes not similar to others.

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>>2000687
I am, thank you. Though I haven't been acquainted with too many people here.

>>2000703
>>2000786
>She bows politely

>>2000822
and number one scientist

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>>2000748

Rei, it's nice to see you, I am sorry for leaving my blue haired student with stating what happened, hope you can forgive me.

>>2000786
>>2000678

Now I want a titjob from her...

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You guys need to mellow out!

>>2000842
you'll catch on, im sure
>anon attempts to pet the snake tail thingy

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You guys must really like feet.

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>>2000915
Your feet stink, you chink!

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>>2000879
>She hops back swiftly

Ah..please don't. He's sleeping while I'm here.

>>2000870
>>2000936
Please just fucking die. I stil have nightmares about you and that other fucking girl I refuse to name.

>>2000936
but that's the way we like them

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>>2000952
You mean me?~

>>2000950
sorry... didnt know... just a cute part is all, wait your mouth is stitched? thats oddly cute

>>1999893
are you literally me?

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>>2000831
Sorry! I won't make the mistake again!

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>>2000969

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gIK9Kk0U_sg

>>2000982
Huh?

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>>2000969

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>>2000811
Good to know that I have fans.

>>2000835
Oh~ I enjoy many things, I have a very large appetite. I'd go into detail but I wouldn't know what to start with.

>>2000842
>She returns with a curtsy.

>>2000864
Oho~? maybe sometime soon~

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>>2000985
Hey big boy~

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>>2000969
jesus christ fuck you

>>2000996
I'm just saying I think they're shitty as well

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>>2000984
>She chuckles slightly

Oh I'm sure you won't~

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>>2001000