/sug/ - Steven Universe General 5AM and im making this stup

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>Thread dead as fuck to the point where no one even cares to make a new thread.
>Then you cunts yet again make two at the same time

Not even sexy cubby little brown girls can save the world from this faggotry.

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Reminder that Peridot cucked Lapis.

NEW EPISODES WHEN?!
WHEN?!!!

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>>1994478
never

BRUSSEIEELLEELELELE OMG OMG

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Reminder that Steven is straight.

>>1994510
Finally. Will Europe open its eyes to the modern Muslim conquest?
Is it time for the final crusade, a last and overwhelming effort to put down Islam and retake the holy land once and for all?
Deus Vult

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>>1994554
Fighting for something? I'm game.

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Would you let Jasper get all up in your business after a long workout?

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>>1994554
any day

>>1994510
>>1994554
Wait what

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>>1994554
Nah, liberal trash will always make excuses for Islam, even if it is literal cancer of the mind.

The only way these degenerates would ever acknowledge the problem is if it personally affected them, because despite pretending to care about people they really don't care about anyone.

>TFW little Connie isn't safe in a world with Muslim scumbags because their lust for raping little girls is second only to their love of fucking goats.

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>>1994564
No, she's fucking nasty even when she isn't sweaty.

>>1994577
No self-respecting Muslim would ever penetrate anything other than a voluptuous goat or little boy

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>Just spent the last 10 minutes sobbing in my back yard for reasons im not even fully sure of myself.

So /sug/, how's life?

>>1994577
>>1994597

>fucking goats

I'm confused, are we talking about /utg/ or muslims?

>>1994606
Same thing
>that one humantale drawing

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>>1994606
Mudslimes will resort to fucking animals because their cancer of the mind religion they take way too seriously forbids masturbation.

That's why they are such scumfuck rapists.

I may be into loli but at least I'm not sexually attracted to real little girls, let alone do something as fucked up as raping one. The worst part is most Eurofaggots turn a blind eye to the mass rape these scumfucks commit.

>>1994606
Why are we talking about Muslims in the first place? Please, let's talk about the show.

>>1987908
Is there more /sug/?

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Who's the hottest mom and why is it Priyanka

>>1994633
Nope, that's all there is to that comic. I've no idea what the original artist's intention was with it, either.

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>>1994621
Current events obviously, derp. Also we are balls deep in this hiatus, calm down.

>>1994633
Not that I have ever seen.

>>1994640
On SU, absolutely her but to be fair she doesn't have much competition.

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>>1994640
Rose is hotter, but Rose is also dead.

>>1994621
Okay.
Do you think Pearl joined the Byzantines in their defense against the Seljuk and Ottoman Turks?
Or did she travel with the western crusaders to take the Holy Land?

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>>1994640
She does have some nice hips. But I do think Vidalia is pretty hot, past and present.

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>>1994643
AvalonX is such a weird guy, he came in so enthusiastic about that comic to the point where he showed off the first few panels then we hear nothing about it for months.

>>1994646
Not even close nigger.

>>1994651
No and no.

>>1994656
Rose is for all intents and purposes "dead", even though all of her is half of Steven.

>>1994659
Oh my lord dude, if you actually think I was disputing her being dead and not her being hot you really are autistic.

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>>1994666
I know you were talking about her not bring the hottest mom, and I disagree with you, Satan.

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>>1994682
Nasty.

>>1994656
Kinda like Idlecum and his 60 page Greg fucking Pearl comic.

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I need more adult Steven images.

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>>1994704
>Greg fucking Pearl comic

Well, I for one hope that never gets finished. I mean there's shit taste and then theirs that.

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A reminder from Indexer to all european SUG lurkers:

DEUS VULT

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>yfw jasper betrays the cg's and contacts homeworld
>yfw this just pushes Lapisfag's narrative even further

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>>1994719
I prefer Deus Ex.

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>>1994719

i fucking hate it when someone disses fusion and garnet gets all pissy like chill bitch who made you the fusion queen

>>1994765
Well.

She /was/ the first heterofusion.

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>>1994781
Well it IS tuesday

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>>1994800
Another Tuesday, another day where Steven is Lapis' sex slave. When will the Gems rescue him? They miss each other so much.

sure is wild in /pol/ at the moment

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I want Jasper to shatter lapis and have an orgy with the gems

>>1994824

>shoving gem shards in your vagina

i don't think that's healthy

>>1994814
I don't normally visit /pol/ but I'm glad I did.

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So, when they air promised announcement?

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>>1994824
She'll be Steven's bitch and you know it.

>>1994842
No new eps til mid May man cmon

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opal cawk

>>1994633
There are some other comics by this artist but I couldn't find any right now

>>1994847
I refuse to beleive this. It's heresy, just like saying that Steven is hetero.

>>1994847
by may we mean november
and by november we mean march of next year

hol up

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>>1994849
Steven would suck them.

>>1994872
Fuck off para2fag

>>1994859
Steven is hetero.
He's going to marry Connie and he'll age with her and let himself die after she's buried.
The gems' relationships, save rubby and subby, will all be friendly and completely platonic.
Jasper will be redeemed before Lapis.
And Pearl will grow to like Mayor Dewey, though just as a friend.

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>>1994865
Put some cloths on!

Which of the Homeworld gems will be the first one impregnated by Steven.

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>>1994905
Jasper

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>>1994865
Hol Up, It seems I'm still downloading and getting served resized images, even when not shown
Thanks, e-hentai

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>>1994902
Sure

I'm really drunk and listening to Meatloaf. I've spent the last two hours talking to a friend in Aus about the attacks in brussesl and the state of the world.

How are yall sug?

>>1994900
>connie will die
>Dewey will live
CON-FIRMED

>>1994900
>Jasper will be redeemed before Lapis.
That just too baity, sorry. You need to work on your quality.

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>>1994929
It'll do.

>>1994900
(You)

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>>1994936
>>1994954
Those are my legitimate hopes and beliefs.
Maybe not the Jasper thing, that's more hope than anything.
People who truly believe Steven will end up with anyone but Connie are either extremely hopeful or extremely stupid.
And Lapis is a near-murderous shitter who did a lot of very dangerous things and almost hurt a lot of people. I don't even like Jasper but she's at least done less wrong than Lapis.

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>>1994997
I believe that Steven will live for forever. Whether or not they find a way for Connie to be with him forever too (as long as they don't permafuse into Stevonnie, that doesn't make sense to me at all) is irrelevant.

>>1995038
I am so touched with this picture, I cant even say you to fuck off...

This world is going to shit right now


I really wished that homeworld destroyed everything

>pearl lies on the floor
>her arms are tied behind her back, and she is wearing nothing but a pair of leggings
>the floor of the place is waxed, rendering her unable to get up, due to her arms tied and her leggings slipping on the floor
>she watches in horror as you approach
>she can do nothing to stop you as you force yourself into her throat, you watch her eyes tear up
>you cum on her face and in her mouth, then leave her to try and fail to get up, her dignity lost on that cold, hard, waxed floor

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This is great. Thanks for sharing /sug/

>>1995057
Destroy Israel and every Mudslime state and the world wouldn't be such a bad place.

>>1995057
what homeworld is doing that, but starting slowly, and in brussels

>>1995065
>pearl in leggings

Wew

>>1995057
What in the world is happening?

>>1995057
The world is exactly the same as it was years ago. Nothing that matters has changed. Muslims are still blowing shit up, nothing effective is still being done about it, liberals are still defending it.
The only difference is we have slimmer phones and thicker women.

Daily reminder that Garnet is a representation of heterosexual relationships

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>>1995082
Aloha snackbars

>>1995065
>she bites your cock off
>or shapeshifts out of her bonds
Come on now

Unless she wanted it...

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>>1995101
when has pearl ever shapeshifted?

>>1995101
I highly doubt she'd want that. What would Steven think of her? Would she really be a good influence on him anymore?
>>1995109
That one episode where she shapeshifted new clothes.

>>1995082
homeworld blew up an airport and a metrostation

>>1995109
>implying Steven and Connie wouldn't suck it

>>1995120
Regeneration isn't the same as shapeshift.Pearls as servants don't have the need to shapeshifte unlike soldiers.

Pearl is the only gem so far that was able to create psychal holograms.Maybe it's a Pearl thing only

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>>1995088
>thicker women.
That' a great change, i say. We need it to develop.

>>1995143
I'm talking about the beach episode where she had that dress. She used shapeshifting to change her clothes.

>>1995146
Thick isn't the same thing as fat

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>jasper will never be your personal quartz stripper

Why live amirite

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>>1995160
She'll be Steven's personal Quartz stripper.

>>1995157
...yet.

>>1995155
Good point,but this is more an estetic thing.This could be like a level thing like changing clothes would be basic and altering the whole body would be a more advanced thing.

She never turned in a ball like Amy or extended her arms like Garnet

>>1995179
No, it never will be.

>>1995180
So your evidence is the lack of evidence?

>>1995057

>be european
>get blown up

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This is cute. I hope both Jasper and Lapis get redeemed eventually.

>>1995192
If I'm European, how am I supposed to protect myself from blowing up?

>>1994997
>And Lapis is a near-murderous shitter who did a lot of very dangerous things and almost hurt a lot of people. I don't even like Jasper but she's at least done less wrong than Lapis.
Lapis is severely traumatized. She was prisoner for 5000 years, and when she finally returned home how it treats her? Throw in prison again. I don't think that she ever have an agenda or plan or intent to harm someone, she just running hysterically like a madman trying to do something. No surprise she ends doing illogical, stupid and dangerous things.

>>1995201

move to america
unless you don't have a bulletproof vest, then go to canada instead

>>1995208
But I don't want to move, I'm happy where I am.

>>1995201
come to america and get shot.

>>1995201
Move to a small town in the middle of your country. No muslims, no risk. That's where I've been and it's fine.

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>>1994711
So nobody's gonna post any adult Steven pics?

>>1995201
Hire a Samurai.

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>>1995264

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>>1995272
Oh come on, at least that's relevant to the thread.

>>1995264
I'll post some later. Lewd or non lewd

>>1995186
What are you, fatfobic?

>>1995190
Yes.We are working with breadcrumbs here.The series would lose its charm if they explained everything right away.
That's why the creators let a room for speculation.

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>>1995289
Just post whatever you've got, I need to expand my collection.

What if terrorists blow themself up because they couldn't cope with hiatus anymore?

>>1995294
Like the whole "Steven can/will fuse with Gems" versus "Steven can't/won't fuse with Gems" discourse that happens almost every day?

>>1995297

who are they supposed to be?

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>>1995160
Sorry i'm not here for you sug
but this division patch is the best thing ever

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>>1995319
The king and queen of Homeworld. It's an artist's AU.

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>>1995309
Kinda like that.The creators leave us wondering if this could happen or not.

And then there's things like this.They don't address or mention this thing but it might be some type of foreshadowing judging by the detail put into it.

Or it could be nothing at all.Again it's just speculation.

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>>1994458
I think I'm late, but: We're back, baby!

>fuck up general
>2 other threads copy my fuckup
Guys please
Copy from a /sug/ that doesn't have its links fucked up.

Anyone in need of a good laugh?

>>>/gif/8291930

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>>1995538
Oooooooooooh I, I just died in this thread tonight!

>>1995538
what the fuck

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>>1995586
Peridot looks weird to me in this. That and she's fucking Greg, so into the trash it goes!

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>>1995538
Well fuck me sideways, holy shit!

>>1995538
It's CP. Don't click.

>>1995628
That's a doll.

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>>1995628
You're a fucking moron.

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>>1995628
What the matter anon?Everyone here likes Steven

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>>1995650
What if it gets in the way?

>>1995639
GregPearl is cute and sexy

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>>1995656
it will

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>>1995659
No, bad!! Bad anon!

The only Universe that is good enough for Pearl is Steven.

>>1995663
Damn, well what do we do now?

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>>1995598
Pretty sure that's Steven.

what if yellow diamond is actually shakira

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Post sluts in bikini

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>>1995701

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>>1995701

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>>1995701

>>1995706
Greg isnt a slut

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>>1995701

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>>1995724

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>>1995701
FUCK YOU PERI IS NOT A SLUT REEEE

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>When will you make snide jokes at Pearls expense about her ability to keep a lover?

>When will you give her the nickname damaged goods?

>When will you tease her when she crys by saying that she sprung a leak and there aren't these sorts of problems with the newer models.

>When will you get her to want leave the room anytime youre around except when you call her out on it and force her to stick around.

>when will amethyst even start to feel bad as she starts to see Pearl slip into depression because of all the funny jokes told at pearls expense?

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>>1995701

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>>1995750
Peri is for fucking anon.She will probably fuck steven when he is 15

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>>1995765

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>>1995766
Noooo

>>1995771
>>1995765
Hips too big, boobs too big

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Guys, I think I'm buying too much SU merch. Last week I bought the Fleece Blanket and the Carnival Cup. Yesterday I bought the T-Shirt, The Tank Top, One of the Dog Tags, and the new Pop Figure Variant of Steven.

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>>1995538
>tfw i fapped to that video before

>>1995789
I hope the cops stop you before it's too late. All I gotta say.

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>>1995795
They'll never take me alive.

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>>1995786
Just the t-shirt would have been enough. Who are you gonna show off that stuff to?

Girls?

>>1995786
I hope you don't wear that in public.

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>>1995765

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>>1995851
Well, The Blanket was soft and that's for sleeping, so that's for me.

The cup was more spur of the moment for the 30% deal, but I do use it.

The T-Shirt was just to wear.

Same goes for the tank top, when it gets hot down here in Beach Town. Although, I don't really have the body for it, pic related.

The Dog Tags was because they were blind bags and I wanted to see if I got a cool one.

And the Pop Figure was because it was a new variant, it was part of a sale the store was having, and they didn't have Pearl. It's actually the first SU Pop Figure I've bought.

>>1995869
Oh, I will. All the time. Constantly.

>>1995869
It's just a shirt with a star on it.

>>1995894
Let me guess, you think it's subtle as fuck huh?

>>1995883
I'm kinda peeved that this guy doesn't draw that much Sardonyx, t,b,h

>>1995903
At least it doesn't have a big fucking "Steven Universe" logo on it.

So yeah, just the star is subtle.

>>1995890
>posting a picture of yourself

How do you do this and then not cringe into oblivion?

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>>1995907
shit taste

>>1995890
Yet another attentionwhore to add to /sug/'s never ending list.

>>1995890
>>1995919
I saved it for... future use.

>>1995916
Let me just say this. If I ever saw someone in one of these damn things, I'd keep an eye on you to make sure you don't go near kids. I'd also check which places you typically go to so I can fucking avoid them.

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>>1995916
How about a Mr. Universe t-shirt

>>1995903
Not to people who have seen the show.

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>>1995903
>>1995916
Well what's the issue with that? I mean, if you like something, what's wrong with showing it? As long as the shirt itself doesn't look like crap.

>>1995919
Mostly cause I just don't really care. At worst, you guys tell me I'm shit, at best I get complimented and then get told I'm shit for fishing for compliments. I mean, there are far cringier pics I could have posted of me in that shirt.

>>1995928
Love you too <3

>>1995932
Well don't I feel special.

>>1995941
>being this autistic that someone wearing a shirt with a star on it bothers you

>>1995952
But you should care what others think. Never wear something that somebody could make fun of you for. That's why I never wear graphic tees. That's why I never wear mercahndise shirts like something from SU. I just want to blend in and look normal. Nobody will ever laugh at me because I am the master of looking normal. Don't wear hats, just wear normal plain clothes. Don't have a wallpaper for your laptop, keep it default windows background so the students behind you don't think you're a sperg.

Don't have a wallpaper on your phone other than default. Anything in public I am trying as hard as possible to stay plain and non-noticiable.

what if pearl likes anal

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>>1995969
You're so insecure I feel bad for you, anon. You're stopping yourself from having fun.

>>1995952
I just want to say no homo, I think you're a qt, and if I knew you I'd like to be your friend IRL.

>>1995969
>keep it default windows background
>people won't think you're a social awkward loser with no interests

>>1995969
Not that guy, but man, your life sounds really sad.

Being so scared of being made fun of when you're among other people.

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>>1995969
That sounds like a horrible way to live.

>>1996000
>>1995999
>>1995995
>>1995981
The less people notice you, the less they're able to make fun of you or share a quick laugh at your expense.

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>>1995969
Shit, who hurt you? C'mon, tell you pal /sug/.

>>1995969
I would say you're Lars but even Lars shows his interests to others sometimes.

>>1996018
Please be joking, dude.

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>>1996018
Who cares?

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>>1995969
That just sounds so sad. I mean, I can understand not wanting to be made fun of, but what's the point of life if you can't enjoy yourself? I'm a fat-ass and not the most attractive guy, I'm awkward as fuck, and have always been teased for it. It's not like that'll stop if I just start hiding my interests. I mean, I've made more friends because of wearing geeky stuff than I've ever been insulted about. Just don't act like a Cringelord and nobody who's opinion matters will even care, under most circumstances. If you're in a casual setting, as long as your outfit isn't trash with clashing colors and fashions and the like, you're in the clear 90% of the time. And if a stranger makes a joke about you, they're an ass.

>>1996018
It'll happen anyway, you just have to learn to roll with the punches. Even the best of people have people make fun of them, everyone is constantly picking at everyone's flaws to be more secure in themselves. Just don't be a cringelord and you're good.

>>1995983
Aw, thanks mate. That'd be rad!

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I'm gonna continue posting adult Steven now.

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Pearlfags do sadness better fyi

>>1996035
People are not nice. They find one single weird thing about you or something that pokes out they'll exploit it. I would never talk badly about someone behind their back, but everyone I know as soon as they know somebody else is out of earshot range they will make mean comments or just talk badly about them or criticize them.

This is why every time I walk past a group of 2 or more people, I grow worried. I worry what if my brief passing by will give them something to talk about, something to mock? "Haha did you see that guys shave? What a retard" This is what people do. People are not nice.

All I want to do
See CN goes into
An airing schedule!
An airing schedule!

All I want to see
Somebody post here
An airing schedule!
An airing schedule!

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>>1996018
Fuck that. Whether you know it or not, people will get a luagh at your expense. People are mean, pretentious, and ignorant. This has never been a secret. And even they are the butt of jokes to others.

Learn to live, dude.

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If I get teased or made fun of I just get sexually aroused and make who Evers doing the teasing feel extra extra weird. Or I threaten to smack them in the fucking mouth with a smallish wrench.

Whatever feelings overwhelm me at the time pretty much.

>>1995969
i see you're on your way to becoming america's next public shooter

>>1996101
Why would you have a wrench?

>>1996070
I think you should just do whatever you want as long as it's not illegal or an annoyance to others

Stop living your life in fear

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I'm not actually sure whether or not he's an adult here.

>>1996117
Well when your as small as me you need something and I feel like a sissy with mace but I did order one of those cutie as fuck cat head shaped stabby weapons that go on your keychain.

The point is is that if your faced with a bully in your life you should get real glad about that because God has shown you someone to be bullied instead of just letting that person bully you.

People who shit talk you on the regular bases usually stop after you kiss them in the nose five or six times with whatever's in your hand.

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>>1996156
All right.

>>1996156
"Everyone has a plan, until they get punched in the mouth."- Mike Tyson

>>1996156
Mace is pretty badass in my opinion.

Especially in comparison to a kitty keychain

>>1996165
You aren't supposed to hug mommy like that

Or look at mommy like that

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>>1996179
>>1996178
>>1996176
Be aggressive!

Be be aggressive!

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>>1996199
All He'll ever get is rejection.

>>1996220
>That Pearl.
No one will ever feel this way about you.

>tfw I thought I was the socially awkward one

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>>1996157

>>1996231
Fuck. Stop making this thread so real. I come here to get away from these thoughts.

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>>1996101
fuck off phoneposter

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>>1996234
I bet everyone here is to a extent.

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I liked We Need To Talk because I really enjoy how they made Rose so inhuman.

>>1996271
Eat shit indexer your hobbies mean nothing to me. Maybe work hard enough to be able to buy your own phone.

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>>1996200
fuck off phoneposter

>>1996282
>LIKE THE PEARL

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>>1996271

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Seriously, isn't anyone going to post their adult Steven stuff?

>>1996289
Fuck off, Indexer.

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>>1996289
If you don't watch that fucking mouth I'll make this an all day thing for you.

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>>1996296
I'd post the other pic like this, but I got banned from /sug/ for a week for posting it.

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Reminder.

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>>1996306

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I wish there was more adult Steven drawn in the show's style with afro instead of Rose hair in a ponytail.

>>1996325
That's fair.

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>>1996392
I like the Rose hair thing, but mostly when it's loose and not in a ponytail.

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>>1996317
Link?

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>>1996392
I like Rose hair Steven.

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Best you know what.

>>1996392
Mother - Insanely long hair
Father - Insanely long hair EVEN WHEN HE'S BALDING

Son - short curly hair.
HOW IS THIS POSSIBLE

>>1996392
This.

Also I hate that so many artists make him a fat and without muscle.

>>1996483
Genetics. Haircuts. You're acting like it's impossible.

>>1996500
I'm fine with both. Although skinny Steven is pretty weird, except that one good one with the photos.

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http://stevenistrans.tumblr.com/

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Has our newest pointless speculation on the air date moved to "mid-April" yet?

>>1996541
Its so hard to tell if this is a joke blog or not.

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>>1996545
We're still hopeful for an early April air date.

>>1996500
"Without a muscle" is a wrong approach, I agree. But he definitely will be pudgy, because, again - both parents were.

>Genetics. Haircuts. You're acting like it's impossible.
Genetics actually tells that he should be long-haired. Haircuts, yes... but... but... why he wish to cut so beautiful hair?

>>1996515
What genetics? Steven's already got curly hair so it's safe to assume that he will have long, curly hair (like Rose) when he's older.

>>1996566
>Steven's already got curly hair so it's safe to assume that he will have long, curly hair (like Rose) when he's older.
That logic makes no sense at all.

>>1996583
Rose had curly hair, Steven has curly hair, so it's not that far of a reach to think that an older Steven will have a hairstyle that is similar to Rose's.

>>1996545
First Monday of May

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Post some big suit Peridot!

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>>1996607

>>1996545
It's first full week of April, starting on April 4th.

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Will we ever see her again?

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>>1996617

>>1996625
>Steven finds Pearl dancing by herself.
>Asks her why she does it.
>It is a dance she and Rose shared.
>Steven offers to learn it.
>They fuse by accident.

>>1996545
I've quit speculating on a return date. Right now, I've accepted the fact that our beloved show is in hiatus indefinitely, and that we're not getting even the slightest peep from the Crewniverse for a loooooong time yet.

Feels bad man...

>>1996617
I'd like Lapis more if she wasn't always so edgy.

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>>1996654

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>>1996654

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>>1996654
There are many fandom interpretations of Lapis

>>1996625
No.

If she reappeared in any planned episodes then they probably would have given her a voice actress to sigh with.

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>>1996660
>>1996678
>>1996681

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>>1996625

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>>1996654
That means you don't like Lapis.

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>>1996632
>Rainbow Quartz looks at her hands.
>She runs out of the temple, meeting Garnet and Amethyst.
"I-I'm back."
>Happy, they spend the day frolicking in the Strawberry Feilds.
>Soon it is realized how long RQ has been fused.
>Garnet tries to reason with her.
>RQ is scared.
"I don't want to disappear again."
>Greg walks in on the situation.
>They make eye contact.
"Greg! Dad?"
>The conflicting perspectives break the fusion.
>Greg hugs Steven.
"You fused with a Gem! That's great!"
>They look at Pearl.
>She silently gets up and begins to walk away.
"Pearl?"
>She walks into the Temple.
>The door closes.

Can someone please post the comic where Pearl "solves" Steven's wet dream problem?

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>>1996681
The vast majority of them are joyless and incompetent.

>>1996743
>inb4 my opinion is shit

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>>1996735

I just want hiatus to end.