Pokelewd thread 8. No reason to stop the flow of poke-tiddy now.

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>>1983008
>That sucks, man. He draws some good shit
I wholeheartedly concur.

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Looks like poképaizuri edition so far. I'm liking it.

>>1983059
>skull mask
>facial expressions

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>>1983187
Marowak also doesn't have tits. It's fine.

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This thread needs more pokedick~

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>>1983278
Balance is nice.

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>>1983278
We always have room for both.

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>>1983278
>>1983292
>>1983337
no

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>>1984967
Yes

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>>1985023
could you not shove your gay shit in every thread, there's literally a gay thread for it. why not go there?

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There's room for tits and dicks alike, fellas.

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>>1985037
Didn't you read the OP? Gay is allowed.

The thread isn't gonna be 100% gay, so don't be a fag about it. Plus, why are you not posting straight yourself instead of reaction images?

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>>1983278
I just drew this pokedick, would love some critique

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sweet sweet poke pussy

>>1987526
>6 boobs

That is certainly a thing I just saw

>>1987551
The more the merrier.

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>>1987551
Multiple tits are always nice

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>>1985037

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Oh, check out /vp/'s writethread if ya want a decent JynxXTrainer fapfic

i have this kink where i really want to be covered in pokemon/whatever cum but i wonder how unpleasant that actually is to do

like it seems like once you actually try to do kinky shit you regret it right away

anyway to tie it in with the thread, what is your guilty pokemon kink

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>>1987906
I wanna impregnate a Pokemon

>jynx and gothitelle

i thought the point was to post good porn

>>1987906
I think cum is one of those mid fuck things. If your in the middle of a wank and all those POkemon finish on you, it'll be super hot. But if you finish first, it will quickly turn super gross.

My kink is somehow I now desire to get peed on by a pokemon.

>>1983059
Pokemon are not for sexual.

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>>1987942
Sorry man, I like the humanoid pokemon.

I mean, wouldn't you a Medicham?

>>1987942
There's good porn of Jynx and Gothitelle out there
I mean, I haven't seen any, but there could be

This thread is completely fucking awful, though

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>>1987906
Ridden by an Arcanine.

>>1987984
I actually think Medicham is one of the worst looking Pokemon, next to Gothitelle.

So no. I absolutely would not.

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>>1987984
Not him, but I definitely would.

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>>1987906

>>1988047
i kinda hate all of the pokemon that remind me of ratchet black women

am I racist? i just don't like that style of character design

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>>1988061
Would you take responsibility?

>>1988091
I just dislike "monsters" that look like simplified humans or human caricatures. I'd rather an actual human at that point because there's nothing appealing about dumbing things down from something that already works.

If I'm going for Pokemon I'm going for something more monster or animal-like, since I figure that's the fucking point.

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>>1988115
Without a second thought.

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>>1988176
Eh, for you. If I'm going for Pokemon I'd avoid something monster or animal-like, since it feels like dog fucking. If it has a more humanlike shape, I'm fine with it.

Guess we're opposites on this topic.

>>1988208
To clarify on that, I stick with the bipeds too, but not the ones that just look like simplified people.

Mienshao (waifu), Floatzel, Dewott, and the ones everyone likes like Braixen Lucario or Lopunny, just as examples.

>>1988285
There is not nearly enough good Dewott

>>1988285
Cool. Do you like boobs on that though?

>>1988208
What's wrong with dog fucking?

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>>1988904
I want to impregnate a scrafty girl and raise a family with her.

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I'm glad these threads are here in /trash/. Lately, the box threads on /b/ have been ravaged by at least one Spiderman poster. It's nice to just post porn without having to worry about shitters like that.

>>1985516
needs more lines for more detail
more
lines

>>1989389
Detail isn't going to fix wonky anatomy, anon

>>1989373
I like the cheese guy though. Hope he comes back soon.

>>1988954
>Field and Dragon egg group

Sorry m8 it ain't gonna happen

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>>1990365
My fantasies don't give a fuck about egg groups. I'm gonna impregnate a scrafty and nothing can stop me.

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>>1990365
Some have argued that the Field egg group could be compatible with humans since it's a pretty damn inclusive bunch.

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>no blaziken
why such a lack of best booby bird

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>>1990439
Blaziken, like Gardevoir, needs to take a backseat every once in a while to keep things fair.

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>>1990428
http://bulbapedia.bulbagarden.net/wiki/Field_(Egg_Group)
>All dat variety

>>1990428
So Human-like and Field, eh? Not a bad selection.

humans have literally the worst moveset ever

we're such a shit pokemon and our ability/IVS/STATS/everything are useless

>>1990624
We can know more than four moves, though.

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>>1990573
Not bad indeed.

>>1990624
Just because we don't breath fire or summon tidal waves doesn't mean we're shit m8.

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How far would you go for some Pokepuss

I want sylveons dick so bad

>>1990747
im pretty sure it kinda does

we can't even really be put under "use your favorite, not who's strongest" cause who honestly would have "human" as their favorite pokemon

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>>1990775
And I want Sylveon's pussy

>>1990803
>87.5 % male
> GG

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>>1990765
Pretty far, I'd guess.
Not that I think I would have to. Given how much pokemon always love their trainers, I'm pretty sure they'd happily take their beloved trainer's cock regularly.

But if, say, pokefucking was illegal, I'd still be doing it. A lot.
Just in secret.

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>>1990837
That just makes the female ones all the more special.

>>1990891
and having a male one so much easier

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>>1990881
Probably certain pokemon that you couldn't give the dick to.

Like Joltiks or Digletts

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>>1990908
Life is boring without challenges to overcome.

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>>1990803
>>1990837
this is my favorite thing about pokken braixen hype and braixen in general

>>1990940
>>1990938
no it makes life better! I love men

>>1990940
Man, I'm all for traps but the upcoming flood of it going to be ridiculous

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>>1990948
You can take the males, I'll take the females. Now every one is happy.

>>1990940
Aren't Braixen and Chandelure already confirmed to be female though?

>>1990980
probably

fucking normalfags

except the ones who want to fuck a chandelier

more power to them, I suppose

>>1990980
Yeah, Braixen is female in pokken.

>>1990978
I need at least one female to breed more males unfortunately. Fuck ditto breeding

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>>1990929
Diglett is entirely a mystery.

But you could always just get creative with the others. Think outside the box and do other things than old-fasioned vaginal penetration.

>>1990765
I'd go reasonably far, sort of. I'd want a friend more than a fugger so I'd just try to drop lots of lewd hints hoping it picks up on it.

>>1990993
Man, I'm too far gone at this point. If it's female, there's a 95% chance I'd fuck it.

>>1991040
What about [spoiler]real animals[/spoiler]?

>>1991057
I was talking about Pokemon m8. No animals.

>>1991057
if pokemon were real I'd fuck them, cause they're obviously intelligent

if i could confirm that im not taking advantage of a real animal and it really wanted it, then sure, why not, i don't have a direct problem with it, that's why I'm more keen on receiving, cause in that case how can you argue they don't "want" it

I'll probably never actually do it though

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>>1991057
I'm not picky.

>>1991057
Gotta have sapience for me to want to fuck it. Nothing against ya if that's your thing, but it ain't for me.

>>1991119
Why?
Sapience is a pain in the ass

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>>1990940
Why does this matter? There are more females than males on earth, does that mean you're female?

>>1991129
It's not a pain in the ass to me.

>>1991135
because the idea that their waifu could in fact be their husbando is fulfilling to me, in a way

that's all

>>1991153
What, so you don't have any difficulties going out and fucking humans?

>>1991184
why would I want to do something ridiculous like that

>>1991184
Probably wouldn't if I wanted to. But I find pokemon hotter.

>>1991198
Some people waste their entire lives trying to do that
Why, I'll never understand
>Probably wouldn't if I wanted to.
Sure, bud

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Would you a Legendary?

>yfw I typed in Luigi instead of Lugia the first time I searched for a pic

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>>1991338
Of course I would.

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>>1991338
Yep. Not all of them, though. Shaymin is too pure.

>>1991338
Without a doubt.

The bragging rights alone would be awesome.

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>>1991365
Man it's like you want people to post Shaymin or something

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>>1991390
It's almost like I want people to do just that.

But seriously, I think Shaymin is just too cute. One of my favorite Pokémon.

>>1991338
hey I'd be humbled if the god of the ocean was like "yeah I want YOU to service my holy genetalia"

>>1991381
>The bragging rights alone would be awesome

I feel like some legendary might get you strange looks instead

>Hey guys, you won't believe this, but I fucked a Registeel

>>1991467
I'd congratulate that

like even just the fact you were able to successfully perform such a task in the first place

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>>1991467
>>1991601

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>>1991815
>human anime girl with Pokémon skin
And it's shit. Step it up, senpachi

>>1991830
It's the only thing I got at the moment. Sorry m8.

I bet there isn't a lot of HumanXRegi stuff anyway, so I'm probably fucked.

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>>1991863
Yeah, I'll admit I don't have too much either, I was just busting your balls.

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>I've been posting without my name on this whole time

wow

>>1992129
i dunno dude once you start using a name on 4chan it's just downhill from there, everyone is able to remember every unpleasant thing you did and hold it against you

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*chicken breast joke*

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muscle chicken

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>>1985516
>not a canine dick
fucking dropped

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>>1987934
I wanna get impregnated by one~~~

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Post your poke husbando/waifu

Here's mine~

>>1988383
Late reply to this but I fell asleep earlier.

It depends on the Pokemon but generally no.

Mienshao - on model or no sale, best hips
Floatzel - can look okay with tits sometimes, no real preference as long as they aren't oversized, a male is fine too
Dewott - male or female is fine, small tits if female
Braixen - same as Dewott but looks good on model too
Lucario - prefer female with no chest or B cup
Lopunny - femboys

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>>1994530
My waifu.
But my head cannon is she has a futa cock too.

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>>1994545
Also adding I'm not a flatchest fag, I just tend to like Pokemon on model or close to it.

Milf Zoroark is fantastic though, goddamn.

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>>1994530
Best waifu

>>1994549
Why don't you post one with an example of what you mean then?

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>>1994673
I honestly don't think there is a pic that perfectly captures an model futa Lopunny.
I guess it would be something like this but instead of balls there is a vagina.

>>1994566
Unf

>>1994799
Sauce?

>>1995900
It was a request of mine from one of the draw threads, so is >>1994530

>>1995953
But >>1994530 was drawn by Dacad

>>1995965
Not him and I don't know how Dacad is, but I am 100% sure that was delivered in a draw thread. Both images came from the same request.

>>1995997
https://e621.net/post/show/846471

>>1996006
What does that prove? Tones of delivers are posted on e621 by the artists that made them, see lonebluewolf.
Check some of the drawthread archives if you must.

>>1996025
Well, looking at the archives the pic was posted in the thread and on his tumblr at the same time
Maybe he goes to the threads
I doubt it, though

>>1996076
On the same day, rather
Tumblr doesn't tell what time it was posted

>>1996076
Look for my request in the archives anon, I requested some male zororark with his penis twitching and dripping pre and such, and I got two images out of it. because clearly Zoroark is best pokehusbando~

>>1996124
I did, how do you think I know when that pic was first posted in the draw threads?

>>1990365
Humans are both human-like and field, tho

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>>1987906
Fucking this
>>1987526
Unique features of every pokémon, they each have their own erogenous zones and characteristics. I want to raise a smoochum with her perfect lips and how she uses them

>>1990428
>>1990540
>>1990573
Backed up by the woman with the mightyena boyfriend who later had a little poochyena

>>1994609
Audinos with thick bodies are large breasts are my favourite kind.

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>>1994530
I'm gonna steal Snover when her daddy ain't lookin

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>>1994530

>>1996586
but when they die they become amorphous and they can finally impregnate those gardevoir

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>>1983059

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>>1997682

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>>1997700

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deer booty

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Thread needs more Lugia dick~~~

>E621 is down

But where am I supposed to get the specific kind of porn I want now

Why are pokemon so hot? I'm not even into beastyality.

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>>2000838
Might be a nostalgia boner.

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>>2000838
The taboo of it

>>1991338

>Implying I wouldn't pound Jirachi until its third eye rolled.

Absolutely.

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>>2000838

There's nothing wrong with wanting to take it slow with your pokémon partners in intimate manner.

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>>2000956
God why is Kangaskhan so good

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>>1994530
Claiming

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>>2000838
Can you imagine how hot they are to someone who is?

>>2004091
They're nice, but I'd still rather a real animal
Only reason I really fap to pokemon is because there's barely any good beast porn out there, and most of what there is is just horses and dogs

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I love Vaporeon.

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>>1991338

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>>1997366

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>>2004405

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>>2004430

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>>2004290

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>>2004233
The consent is what gets me
>>2004779
Is better I meant to say

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>>2004898

>>2004833
If animals are capable of expressing consent to each other, what's to stop them from doing the same to a human?

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>>2004779
Wish he would draw more of other Pokemon, and not just Gardevoir.

>>2005016
didn't you know all animal breeding since the beginning of time has been rape

>>2005041
Oh my god
Men have been rapists since the dawn of life

>>2005016
>>2005041
Fucking stop.
Sick of this arguemt occuring in every fucing thread.
Are you two going to ruin another fine by thread with the same fucking animal rape argument?

>>2005092
yes

>>2005092
what's with people on 4chan recently not picking up on >>2005041 my sarcasm

if i say something so absolutely rediculous in a snarky manner doesn't that mean I'm joking

but yeah i am also sick of the "consent/no consent" argument about besti and pokeporn too

>>2004779
I want to fuck a glaceon in that exact position.
Do as the ancients have done for a millenia.

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>>2005016
My last girl, a black lab, if she could at least nod like a pokémon can to say she liked it I would have been so happy. It would have meant everything

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>>2005034
>no boobs
It is god damned miraculous

>>2005223
Was everything else she could have done not enough?

>>2005244
The original was a male so I thikn they couldn't be bothered to add them in the edit I would think.

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>>2005244
>>2005263

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>>2005252
What like hunch her hips in my face? I always figured it was like scratching her belly

>>2005307
She could jump up on the bed, roll on her back, spread her legs, and look at you expectantly
Sure, she wouldn't do that the first time since she doesn't know you can have sex with her, but after a few times she'd get the idea

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>>2005330
Yeah she would. I thought you meant the other way around for some reason, I'm being crazy
I remember she'd put her head in my lap because she liked getting kissed upside down, direct tongue to tongue contact

>>2005375
Did you ever actually have sex with her?

>>2005384
Kissing is sex as far as I'm concerned

>>2005384
She was not developed from being spayed and I don't think the guy left much, she yelped at a finger and so I didn't proceed

Or maybe I once pounded her tight snatch while she whined the whole time, if that gets you off

>>2005494
I figured she probably was
Did you at least rub her from time to time?

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>>2005590
Well yeah I'd sniff and munch her pussy every day, rubbing her back and grabbing handfuls of ass

>>1990940
>2/3 of humans are female
>1/3 of humans are male

So?

>>2006649
>>1991180

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>>1994530
>HEliolisk
>50% of Female

Its sad with this

>>1988047
>Medicham is the worst looking Pokemon
>implying Pokemon like Muk or Trubbish is not the worst looking Pokemon ever
Why

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>>2006956
Not everyone can have good taste, anon.

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>>2006956
A Muk is fine too

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WOO WOO WOO WOO

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What a cutie.

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>>2008144

>>1988061
>the ass was fat
comes to mind...

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Here's some Chomp.

>>1990786
Theoretically speaking, humans in the Pokémon world are the smartest Pokémon. They have enough smarts to create a capturing device capable of capturing "god"/their creator. They have enough charisma to lead almost Pokémon to victory. Humans (in terms or Pokémon) may have shitty move pools, but they make up for it with brain power.

>>2008298
i suppose that's right

alakazam is supposed to be superintelligent though

I'm glad pokemon rejects dark plots so much that we'll never get that pokemon uprising storyline that'd surely be an edgefest

it's sugary and boring, but i prefer the partner dynamic that pokemon have

>>1991601
My mind reels and hurts every time I try to imagine how Steel type Poké-pussy works (aside from Lucario and Mawile and Scizor for example).

>>2008356
I feel like the steel is mostly armor-esque and most of them still have fleshy parts, especially around parts that need to move properly

but like, the ones that are pure metal? no idea

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>>1994530
Totally a Lucario. They're my favorite 'mon, so I would want one as a waifu (or a husbando if I couldn't find a female (I'm not picky about gender)). Cuddling from the front wouldn't be possible, but it doesn't matter to me. I prefer cuddling from the back.

>>2008414
i bet they can't feel their chest spike

i don't think it's like a claw, it's probably literally made of metal

maybe you can just like grind it dull for optimal snuggling

>>2008373
Same goes for rock types like Graveler and Nosepass. My mind can't get past the hardness of it...

>>2008444
Check'd.

Also, grinding the chest spike down to a dull point sounds cruel, even they couldn't feel it.

>>2008559
yeah I was thinking that too, but it's really detrimental to being intimate

maybe it's for sensing aura or something? i can't imagine why a creature would need a spike out of its chest

anyway, I'd ask first obviously, and make sure it was okay with it before getting it smoothed

>>2008414
>not wanting a male Lucario to cuddle you from behind

>>2008597
>he wants to be impaled

>>2008618
Yes, but not the way you're thinking of.

>>2008624
oh my~~~

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bump limit hit, lets try to get to the mage limit or page 10 before we make a new one

>>2008658
I just want him to rub it up against me while cuddling and have it slowly but suddenly escalate.
I think we all know what happens after that.

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>>2008675

>>2008714
I'm kinda confused

are we still talking about his chest spike or have we moved onto his penis

is this a snuff fetish or something i can actually get behind, pun intended

>>2008732
We've moved onto his dick.

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>>2008738
good, I'd like to do that as well, slowly at first, but not for long

>>2008763
I doubt it would be more than a few minutes before he finished teasing and just grabbed your hips and pulls you onto his cock.
That's when the real fun would start, obviously.

>>2008776
Unf