73rd Express Games
night two
Of the remaining tributes, who do you want to see win a spot in the finals?
>says hi for hugs and (you)s
>>197825
Do it, I want a reason to hate somebody
>>197833
Uni please
I have a plan
Dammit, no!
>>197854
>>197833
Come on Gogo, that wasn't a hard choice.
>>197832
All skeletons do look similar, but I accept it. I found it flattering. Just call me Spooky for now.
@197852
>Rejects hug
>uses @ to deny
Wherea mesa at? What is dis place?
>IT'S FUCKING TIME
>>197832
Silas.
He was my caretaker since my parents were dead.
What the fuck is a thought crime
>>197858
I had a whole plan goin an ya blew it
Blew the load all over the arena
>>197867
Hello
>Oh my god.
>>197853
What if that someone is you?
>>197873
A 1984 thing
>>197867
You're right. People will hate you. Welcome aboard.
>>197873
Read more books pleb
>>197867
NOOO NOOOOO NOOOOOOOO
>>197873
Thinking against the norms of the ruling party.
>>197867
>>197867
Please sit down and don't open your mouth. We're in the middle of a test.
>>197826
Thanks
>>197832
I know, but i also know RNGesus will do the same thing over and over
>>197867
You're right
People will hate you
But l am not one of them, Godspeed
>>197876
Please, it probably doesn't matter anyways
>>197867
...
>>197867
....
>>197863
:^(
>>197864
:^)
>>197867
D^:<
>>197845
All I needed.
>>197867
>>197833
>hungry
>here's a feast
>>197852
>hugs (you)
>>197862
well then Spooky
Nice to meet you!
Names Battlewagon!
>>197871
Oh. For a normal human you story iss most interesting.
Can you fight?
>>197867
errr.....?
What?
>>197893
We all must deal with RNGesus.
Don't worry your time of good luck will come soon.
>>197867
Holy fuck, that is spooky
Good evening.
>>197907
...
>>197867
>>197915
HELLO!
>>197915
Hi.
>>197907
Francis, you're useless, lesson learned, I won't ever put any faith in you ever again.
>>197915
Hello Maria~!
*Promethean vision*
>>197915
Hey, Maria. What's up?
>>197909
Hm, nice name. I might not stay for long, but if you ever see a frosty little guy, tell him I said hi.
>>197909
No but i can do this.
I think i can.
>he starts fading but stops halfway
>>197927
And off my ears go, hello.
>>197928
>>197929
Hello.
>>197934
Hey Battle wagon, still perving I see.
>>197936
Not much, feel like shit, but I'll be good, you?
>>197867
>tfw rewatching star wars movies to get 7 hype
Oh boy it's working, I really fucking want to play lego star wars again
>>197915
Hello.
>>197907
:^)
>>197924
...Do you like fox traps?
>>197954
Cold? Not too bad. Just busy dying.
>>197939
Leaving so soon...?
Alright.
Ummm who is this frosty little guy you speak of?
>>197954
Meh it's for fun.
Just ask a red haired female named Airi what i mean!
>>197956
Good to know.
>>197907
yeh
>>197962
Do you?
>>197954
What's your name?
I'm Iris the Dominator/Strange/Etcetc.
So with Jar Jar, do we kill ourselves before killing the child next to us or the other way around?
>>197915
Hello there
>>197909
I know everybody deal with RNGesus, but he always does that to me, even when i root someone, he or she dies instantly
>>197970
Yes
>>197964
He's short, looks like a snow-man, and he says hee-ho often. Oh and sorry for my quick exit, but sleep is calling.
>>197970
Hello one true fetish.
>>197985
Well, tough. Because I ain't one.
>>197963
Nah, and the usual huh.
>>197964
... Succubus, you think I don't understand.
>>197974
Maria Naruse, nice to meet you Iris the loud.
>>197983
Hey Vader.
>>197970
>jokesonyouthatsmyfetish.jpg
>>197991
...Do you like Eruna?
>>197997
Yep.
>>197985
I'm going to take this seriously
>>197994
Dangit. Tricked again.
>>197986
I wonder who Vader's rooting for
>>197994
Yeah, you're right. You're just a faggot.
>>197997
Say, what do you do for fun?
>>198009
We both know you prefer the real me anyway.
>>197987
short, looks like a snow-man, and he says hee-ho often. Got it!
I'll tell this person a Mr,Spooky said hi.
And I guess a good night Mr,Spooky until our next meet!
>>197983
I know how that feels Vader..
>>197997
uhh...No not really.
Most females here don't understand I do it in a joking manner....
>>198027
gay
>>198004
Ah well, maybe it'll change and something nice will happen.
>>198020
Rape, cook, rape, play games, fight, molest, and enjoy peoples company.
>>198027
This shit has gotten gay, and I like it
>>198022
She loves me.
>>197942
uhhh....what did you just do?
>>198027
Ain't submissive and cock-hungry the real you anyhow?
>>198033
You have too much rape and molestation in your life
>>198010
All memes will die
>>198029
Have a good one. May good bones and calcium come your way.
>>198029
Pretty much anything succubi do is sexual, so when someone does something lewd we know all about the reasons why they'd do it.
>>198050
Oh I also forgot to mention the rape in that list.
>>198010
Spawn is dead, i wont root for nobody this game
>>198048
Nah, that takes a few drinks.
>>198048
>cock hungry
>in the star fox uni
gross
>>198057
less rape would probably be for the best
>>198036
>Giant dick
>She
>>198055
Only if it cheats
>>198044
Fade.
It's sonething beings of the graveyard can do.
>>198065
The feminine penis is gonna win
>>197878
Who yousa little bitty girl?
>>197882
Are yousa a Jedi?
>Thanks.
>>197884
>>197885
>>197890
>>197896
>>197897
>>197900
>>197906
>>197922
Whya is all of yousa stare at missa?
>>197894
>Thanks mang.
>>197891
Sorry, missa didn't know disa wasa classroom.
>>197909
WOAH!
Yousa very big droid!
>>197914
Missa try not to be scary.
Missa wouldn't hurt a fly.
>>197955
Whatsa with da mask?
>>197983
ANAKIN?!
>Vid Related.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EdS2kCUGvfo
>>198067
You.... Feelin' alright? Usually I'm rollin' in laughter by now.
>>198065
>>198075
I was told to enter it as female
>>198061
>inb4 nobody wins
>>198056
Until next time!
*waves*
>>198057
Would that include mechanized being look myself?
>>198079
You say you can't fight. But that fade ability seems rather useful...Mainly for stealth
>>198076
NO MERCY FOR MEMES
>>198091
F
IT ENDS NEXT SLIDE
>>198085
Gobby pls
>>198086
Working on the whole 'dealing with gay jokes' thing. Let 'em get to me a bit too much. Hoping if I just give 'em what they want, they'll let it die.
>>198085
I really want to kill you...
>>198069
So you're telling me to completely change who I am, not happening.
>>198093
If it has to do with something sexual we know it already.
>>198098
what's that face?
>>198085
I AM THE SENATE
>>198091
Either salads or dick for everyone
Depending
>>198103
You did that to yourself.
>>198106
It's the face of a menace!
>>198106
The face of a meme destroyer.
>>198114
I fail to see how it was my fault.
>>198104
>>198085
I wanted the pleasure of doing that
>>198107
What did he mean by this?
>>198069
Is there any instance where that statement wouldn't be gross?
>>198103
We're victims of simply havin' too much fun McCloud.
>>198085
Because you're ugly.
>>198106
the pleasure of being cummed inside
>>198105
Evening Maria.
>>198100
FINALE
I
N
A
L
E
hey trash im Tayne your latest dancer
i cant wait to entertayne ya
>>198120
You have the memory of a gay fox
>>198116
A WHAT!?
>>198093
And i can cause randomly cause fear at my will.
>>198085
I'm Iris, what's your name... You animal thing you?
>>198085
What are you doing here ?
>>198124
Sorry but i'll take this job.
>>198127
Just far too much fun. It's a crime, really.
>>198132
Congratulations, Salad.
Thanks for hosting, Mokou.
Mission complete.
>>198137
And you have the communication skills of a middleschooler.
>>198133
>topkek
>>198132
In honor of Salad winning.
>>198137
Boo.
>>198107
http://youtu.be/R3oSAVwcD4U
>>198142
Vader....
>>198126
good question
but the true mystery is in this piece of dialogue
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
im still baffled by it
>>198085
It's mine. Do you want it?
>>198119
You're praying to the wrong guy. Go see Jesus. Yato isn't here.
>>198105
I don't know. If I did that it would sting.
>>198116
doesn't look too menacing... looks more gross
>>198127
true
>>198129
uaagg
And with that I have to go
>>198085
Just staring at another alien.
>>198085
>KEEP HIM
Droid?
You can say that I am one....
Technically...
But a Promethean knight is what i am...
who are you?
>>198105
Oh okay.
Would you mind if I do it again then~?
>>198140
Well now..
I say you can use your fade for a great use of combat!
You need to master it and break your fears.
>>198132
Congratulations Salad Uchiha, you're our seventy-third winner!
>>198145
...And you're about to have the face of roadkill
>>198150
And of a gay wolf.
>>198139
Yes, she's actually a spider.
>>198166
Thanks for playing!
now you can see how you did
>>198166
Grats Girlie!
Thanks for hosting Miss Mo.
>>198130
Hey Garry.
>>198161
Well bye.
>>198165
Stare all you want, but no touching.
>>198166
Thank you for hosting. I hope everyone learned what eating salad can do for you.
Mmmm...
Howdy partners. Is this the cattle ranch? Because I think I might do some wrangling.
Hehehehe
>>198132
>>198166
>>198173
Well done human!
>>198173
So damn good I didn't even make it onto the roster.
>>198169
Still haven't provided a reason why it's my fault. Your argument is falling pretty flat. Like your chest.
>>198165
I can, i just can't do it as well as i used to
>>198169
Lame. You're lame.
>>198180
we already have a cell and he's perfect. you can fuck off.
>>198180
Not with me, you won't.
>>198129
>
>>198192
We have two friendo
>>198177
Well that ruins the fun.....
>>198189
Well with some training I'm sure you can master it in no time!
>>198177
Good to see you,I had a storm today.
>>198180
HELLO BUG THING!
>>198185
...Fox...?
Whatever, do you honestly not remember?
>>198190
Haha, nice comeback.
>>198180
hmmm?
>>198161
Like when you acted out on a impulse?
>>198101
Whosa Gobby?
>>198104
NO NO!
Don't hurt missa!
>>198107
Howa yousa Senate?
>>198124
NO NO!
>>198128
Missa not ugly!
Missa liken pretty fish!
>>198133
Hiya!
>>198141
Missa Jar Jar!
Missa Gungan!
Nice to meet yousa!
>>198142
Missa don't know, missa just gotin here somehow!
>>198159
Missa don't thinkin it would fit missa's head.
>>198162
Yousa from another planet like missa?
Where yousa from?
>>198165
Missa Jar Jar!
Yousa liken a combat droid?
>>198180
Hiya!
>>198180
Come again...?
>>198201
No, i mastered it, i just can't do it that well.
>>198207
Why do people keep asking if it's really me?
I remember everything perfectly, I'm just not seeing how it's my fault.
>>198201
Good.
>>198203
Was it bad?
>>198215
Yousa more like a nasty fish.
>>198207
I wouldn't call it a comeback, just a general assessment of your personality and wit.
>>198215
Stay still....It won't hurt a bit..
>>198215
>doublespacing
PLEEEAASE
Express Games 74 and 75 tonight?
Or tomorrow?
>>198192
Ooooh, he has some bite! I like that. Insult me more!
>>198193
Don't be so sure. I do love me some veal
Mmmm
>>198205
HELLO CYCLOPS!
>>198208
Well hello handsome. Have I seen you before? Yes? Ohohoho I do hope so.
>>198234
74 tonight 75 tomorrow
>>198230
It makes it readable you silly goose
>>198230
>Not following MLA format on 4chan
Topkek lad
>>198223
It wasn't too bad,everything is safe,it's good to see you again.
>>198234
Tomorrow at 12AM
>>198234
DO IT NOW
>>198240
But it's already readable
>>198235
Well aren't you friendly!
>>198240
>it makes it readable
What sort of cancer is growing in your eyes?
>>198235
About time someone recognized my perfect looks
How do you do imperfect me?
>>198235
Veal? Go chop up some other little girl, I'm more chevon than anything.
>>198215
My, aren't you fucking ugly. Eh, beggars can't be choosers
>>198216
God, you just CHOOSE to walk around like that!? People are trying to eat here!
>>198248
What can I say? I'm a charming guy
>>198253
The one you make.
>>198242
Same here.
>>198215
Well Jar Jar.
Names Battlewagon.
A Promethean knight!
Promethean knights are ancient mechanized warriors
>>198219
What happen?
You mastered it but lost your touch it it?
>>198223
The fact that your okay with it ruins the fun.
I wouldn't do the touching.
I never do
>>198242
Garry can you jump on steam for a moment?
>>198154
Hello there, how are you going?
>>198215
Good
>>198234
Do at least one game
>>198220
Huh, whatever, I just assumed you where joking around.
>>198227
An incorrect one.
>>198215
That's not important anymore. My new home is Earth.
>>198230
>He's playing Jar Jar, of course he's trying to be as annoying as possible. Plus it looks better when it's doublespaced in a long post.
>>198261
Nice tail, what do you use it for?
>>198261
Well... I didn't choose to become like this it was forced unto me...
>>198270
I'm doing well Vader...How are you?
>>198261
Two Cells. This can't be good.
guys my ears are ringing and l need to sleep
Wut do?
>>198261
>Gropes your tail
>>198273
I am joking around. I thought I was doing a pretty good job of it, too.
I mean, that's what I'm supposed to do, right? Laugh it off? Because it's just a joke. People know I'm not gay. I know I'm not gay. So it's just a laugh, right?
>>198256
How do I do? I'll tell you how I do. I'M DREADFULLY HUNGRY
>>198257
Now there won't be rush in it if I actually have to find some other little girl.
>>198265
Well.
I think it has to do with the freedom of the graveyard.
>>198265
Heh, shows how much I care about people perving on me.
>>198215
I got an idea! I'll make one that DOES fit your head!
>>198286
Eat a cheesesteak
>>198280
He uses it to punish bad girls, like you
>>198286
Jam screwdriver in ear
>>198264
I'm glad to hear that.
>>198269
Alright.
>>198289
Now we're on the same page.
>>198270
>has sex with you
36 or 48?
>>198305
24
>>198305
36 is fine, murricans are going to sleep
>>198286
tinnitus
Comes with age.
>>198226
Missa not nasty fish at all!
>>198228
Missa run away now.
AHHHHHHHHHHH!
>He runs as fast as he can away from him.
>>198261
Missa not ugly! Missa very pretty on Gungan!
Whosa yousa?
>>198265
Hiya Battie!
Nice to meet yousa!
>>198270
Howsa yousa been Annie?
>>198274
Whatsa Earth?
>>198295
REALY?!
Oh thank yousa! Whosa missa ever gonna repay yousa?
>>198285
Two cells don't sound bad, besides we are made out of a billion of them.
Night Kuuko~
The final tribute for the 75th Express Games will be determined by this game's winner.
good luck
>>198291
Yea its been a while since i had that feeling.Theres plenty of weaklings for you to drink here
How did you get here anyways?
>>198280
Well little girl, its simple. I drink people with it.
Want a demonstration?
>>198282
Don't care. Go back to your hole or whatever. You're disgusting
>>198285
ITS ONLY GETTING BETTER
>>198287
Ooooh, so soon? I thought we were taking this slowly. hehehe
>>198294
Your no fun to tease then....
>>198305
>36
>>198293
hmmm is there a way you can get your powers back...? Maybe?
>>198315
But l'm only 20
>captcha is wheelchairs
Shit
>>198291
There's plenty of them here. Just pick and choose.
>>198322
Aizawa-Sensei
>>198322
Garry
>>198322
Uni
>>198322
Jar Jar
>>198322
>>198322
Mero
>>198322
Mssnor
>>198322
Iris the Loud
>>198325
Sure!
>>198322
Perfect Cell
>>198322
Nobody
>>198322
Leon Kutawa
>>198322
Erica
>>198322
Neptune
>>198322
Sleepin Gerger
>>198317
Damn Alien...
>>198322
Boba Fett
>>198322
Rei Ryghts
>Never win
>>198322
Star Flatinum
>>198322
Clarence "Razor" Callahan
>>198322
James Bond
>>198322
Fox McCloud
>>198322
Garnet
>>198322
Wolf O'Donnell
>>198322
Maria Naruse
>>198322
Jimmie Dimmick
>>198322
>>198322
Kaguya Houraisan
>>198327
No.
I know of no way.
>>198322
Imperfect Cell
>>198322
Ken Kaneki
>>198322
Darth Vader
>>198322
SPECTRE
>>198322
Probably late Airi
>>198322
Scoop of Justice
>>198364
Touko Fukawa
>>198340
Hey
>>198322
Mankind
>>198322
Volca
>>198317
1200 credits, final offer, no reffunds
>>198322
Blob Cipher
>>198317
Whatever. You a cyborg?
>>198324
Oh the usual, going to town-to-town. Enjoying everyone there. And so on.
>>198329
I have my eyes on one already
>>198342
Okay! Please struggle. It makes me feel good inside
>>198325
Sorry. I'm a straight forward type.
Hope you don't mind.
>>198380
Hello.
>>198317
Yes, you isa. Accept it.
>>198325
I'm disgusting!
Your a damn bio android!
You should be the last one speaking.
>>198317
Nice to meet you too Jar Jar!
Say what is your race?
>>198366
Hmmm.
Try entering one of these games see if claiming victory well do the trick!
>>198390
Missa don't thinken missa have da money.
>>198395
No no!
Missa Gungan!
>>198410
No!
>>198411
Missa Gungan!
>>198395
Hmmm?
Are we going to play tag?
NEAT!
>>198395
God i forgot how handsome i used to look.We really are something arent we?
just a warning,the annoying bald one was here not too long ago
>>198322
Zacharie
>>198411
I did enter a game.
>>198317
Unable to describe where it could be.
Checkity check
>>198424
I'm so confused about the fact we now have a Graveyard Book ava.
>>198431
Let's kick some ass, Vader!
>>198431
Looks good to me. Let's get this started.
>>198431
Diggin'my district. Good luck y'all.
You too Fox
>>198431
This District seems more than adequate.
Commence the mission. This is where the score becomes 3-4.
>>198424
Good!
if it's this one!
I look forward to meeting you on the battlefield!
I'll put your skills to the test!
>>198431
Looks well Good luck fellow combatants!
>>198415
Missa Gungan?
Never heard of them before....
>>198403
Fine by me! I'm rather an impatient guy anyways..
>>198411
Wow! Somebody knows what I am without me spelling it out for them! Props to you!
Now leave
>>198415
Fine by me. I never knew I had a craving for Gungans.
>>198417
Oh yesss. I'm it so you better run and hide...
>>198418
Oh but I look nowhere as good as you. You're just so damn fine...
Krillin is here?
>>198438
See you on the other side, Wolf.
What are you people listening to?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9Wd9WxS5_nc
>>198442
Give up kid. This is the end of the line.
>>198452
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6LDEm8mC-Nw
>>198449
Ok!
>sprints to the cannon
>gets in the cannon
CAIO!
>fires out of the cannon to the hills
>>198452
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Pr0HFqmLOKw
>>198449
Good good.
>Continues groping tail
>>198452
A fucking obnoxious ringing from nowhere
>>198431
Everything is in check...
>>198452
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zaE-sBJQixg
>>198408
How old do mermaids get and how old are you now?
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=jQqkGa3Jr9c
>>198450
The other s-side of the closet..?
>>198452
https://youtu.be/17ZWrcL9Dz0?
>>198449
It's not that hard to see that you are one.....
Your being sarcastic aren't you?
>>198449
Oh please you flatter me! It must be #18 inside me.OH BOY YOU ARE GOING TO LOVE HER!she was...such a fighter,kicking and screaming all the way to the end.
As for Krillian him and that whelp Yamcha where here yesterday as a matter of fact.They were embarrassed as usual in the arena
>>198474
I thought you were supposed to be a quiet one.
>>198455
For one of us, yes.
>>198474
... No the other side of the battlefield.
>>198448
Okay.
>>198433
>pondered about it for a few days.
>>198483
>pokes eye
>>198452
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=MTE0ne_yETc
>>198452
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Tnz-FJ3EsJg