ERP Thread Love in an Elevator Edition https://www.youtube

Any butt sex allowed in the elevator?

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>>1965411 (Nanashi)
Interestin'! Ya should join me for a papercraft meetup sometime-ssu!
>She winked and took a couple steps back
I hate to cut our meetin' short, but I really gotta go-ssu! It was nice meetin' ya, Nanashi~!

>>1965459
Of course, studmuffin!

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>>1965439
Really? I thought she was just being nice to me as all. Also, she doens't want a piece of me, i'm not that good.

Also that wasn't a metaphor, i'm actually thristy. So a cup of water would be great right now.
>>1965479
It was nice talking to you Hajime. Uh.. thank you.

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>>1965462
"From the looks of it..." The blond murmurs, blinking his eyes slowly while peering at her, his head tilted to one side. "I may or may not have jumped to that conclusion," he admits, scratching the nape of his neck with his vacant hand. "I guess I was a bit concerned. First, you were panicking - then you looked like you were gonna jump. All the same... I apologize."

>tfw you get blue balled by kuro and Origa in the same night

>>1965493
Mmm, I've seen her in action more than once, she wants a piece alright. Let me grab you that water, hun.

>she gets up off the couch, walking to another room with a noticeable sway to her hips, perhaps putting on a show for the bashful boy

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>>1965426(sponty)
I hope so, you can't gentle dom me if you have no time
I do hope you enjoy it though
I'd hate to disappoint you, but you're leaving soon, wanna just snuggle until you leave?

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>>1965451
As you fire, Sena starts to giggle, a sound that mixes together with her breathy moans and gasps for air. She keeps stroking you throughout, not stopping, but slowing down, to wring out every bit of your cum she can, squeezing you firmly as her fingers travel over your sensitive, flaring head.

"Ehe...hehe...Kobato-chan, you came so much for your nee-chan~"

Her breathing starts to slow as her pace drops, eventually stopping her stroking entirely as she feels your cock pulse out its last few drops. She withdraws her hand, fingers coating and dripping with your seed, to raise it up to her face, where she examines it.

"Aaaah, it's Kobato-chan's...!"

A sloppy sound can be heard as Sena starts suckling on her fingers, greedily licking and suckling every bit of your semen she can, until her hand is completely clean, at which point she swallows it all down.

"Mmm, Kobato-chan is delicious~"

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>>1965493
>Before she left, she overheard his other conversation
Do I want ya? ...I like yer hair and yer piercings and yer cool eyes...If I didn't have to go, well of course-ssu!
>She winked at him before hopping into a hyperactive sprint away

c-can we go back in time to december? I sincerely miss those times in the threads. they were so comfy ;~;

>>1965520
>Sena licking cum off her fingers

Nice

>>1965535
It's pretty comfy right now

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>>1965508
(Her hips... their really nice to look at. Grip Nanashi! This girl is treating you with kindness! Don't think like that!)

>He smashed his face again.

(But I can't lie... her butt is pretty nice to look at too.)
>>1965523

>A little blood came out of Nanashi's nose. He quickly rubbed it off.

(This place is going to make me die of embarrassment...)

>>1965535
Protip: Time, for all practical intents and purposes, moves in one direction at a steady rate.

This applies to the real world as well.

>>1965535
I'm comfy

>>1965535
Wasn't that when it was nothing but avatarfags and cuddle erp day in and day out?

>>1965520
>He looks up at her hand through half lidded eyes, watching her licking her hand clean. It looks so dirty. It's almost hard to believe his beloved Sena is doing something like this
Oooh.. Nee-chan..
>Despite the incredibly sexy view his cock has already gone soft and cute. Instead he helplessly cuddles up to his Nee-chan, looking up between her mounds
Ehehe.. Thank you so much, nee-chan!
>He flashes a charming smile and cuddles up tight to her body

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>>1965558
I think you dropped this

>>1965558
>implying time is anything but a human concept

>>1965573
Hah yeah what a total faggot that anon is because he understands science. GET OFF 4CHAN, NERDDDD

>>1965567
Pretty much.

>>1965573
Ooh thanks.
*tips hat to you*
M'lady.

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>>1965458
Well I'm very flattered to hear that. Thank you~

And sure, I suppose that'd be fine~
>She wraps her arms around you and hugs you into her soft form, her generous features cushioning your body quite divinely.

>>1965463
Alrighty then~

What will I know you by? Or should I simply call you cum-saving anon? Hehe~

>>1965471
>She nods, smiling at you as you drown yourself in a sea of soft flesh.
Mhm~ That I did. It seemed to be an aspect of me people were enjoying quite a bit, back then.

>>1965519
Oh, I'd love to~
And sure, I don't see why not!
>She pulls you down on top of herself, letting you rest your head on her ample mounds of flesh like two extra large pillows.
There! Comfortable, I hope~?

>Cute brown skinned girl left.
Such a shame. She's definitely getting a spanking if she comes back.

>>1965553
>as you remove your hand from your face, she turns her head around, looking back at you with a wry grin. She winks, then looks forward again
>she soon returns with a glass of water
Here you go, Nanashi~!

>>1965578
You're the type of person to hash out a joke and complain about how it couldn't be possible, aren't you?

You sound like a really fun person to be around

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>>1965570
She giggles at your reaction, bringing her other arm around you to pull you into a tight embrace.

"You were so cute, Kobato-chan! Be sure to come and see me any time you want to play with your nee-chan, okay?"

She gives you a really tight squeeze, before releasing, and dipping in to plant a soft kiss on your cheek. After this, she releases you and stands back up, fixing her bra back in place, and then buttoning her shirt.

"Be a good little girl until then, okay~?" She says, before giving you a little wave, with a goofy grin. "I'll be waiting for you, Kobato-chan~"

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>>1965592
Thank you very much

>He got up from the couch, and grabbed the glass of water. He then drinks it.

Man! I needed that so bad, you wouldn't believe it.

>>1965586

Well, seeing how things have gone between us, I'm sure you're not surprised that I wouldn't mind you...doing such things with me.

>He continues to snuggle into your embrace, beginning to kiss into your tender breasts.

Mmm, Sponty. You know I'm an ass-man, but all of you is so goddamn satisfying...~

>>1965586
>he squeezes tightly, enjoying the closeness of the hug more than anything
>he looks at her and asks softly

Can...can you help me fall asleep? I really like snuggling...

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>>1965496
>She simply giggles, seeming to forget all about her embarrassment from earlier.
Man... You're so silly sometimes, Tetoanon!
>So silly in fact, that he probably hasn't even noticed how she lewdly interlocked her fingers with his when he wasn't paying attention. Wow!
Maybe I should call you Sillyanon instead, hehe!

>>1965610
Mmm, I can think of something else you need pretty bad, based on how much you were enjoying the show.
>she places a hand on his chest lightly, dragging her finger tips across it for a second. Then, she suddenly pushes, knocking you back into your seat. Before you can move, she quickly sits in your lap, looking up at you, wrapping her arms around the back of your neck

>>1965586
Very comfy thanks <3
>He snuggles up close playfully suckling her as he gets comfy while enjoying teasing her a bit before they fall asleep, he pulls away
Good night and sweet dreams~

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>>1965588
She only comes once in a blue moon too. This is suffering.

>>1965608
>He slowly stands up straight and curtsies again. He doesn't even notice that he's being called Kobato-chan, now so totally wrapped up in his role that he enjoys it.
Of course, nee-chan! Playing with nee-chan made Kobato-chan soo happy..
>He rubs his forehead gently, almost giddy with happiness. He leaves the room with a small twirl, his dress fluttering
I will, nee-chan! Promise!

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>>1965615
"Hauh..." He sighs deeply, evidently rather tired. That free hand rises to his head, settling back the hair that got disheveled amidst his episode. Then, he furrows his brow, giving her an inquisitive stare. "Uh..." he mumbles, shifting his gaze towards their hands, tied together by interlaced fingers. "...I could have sworn I only held you by the wrist earlier, FL," he muses to himself, rubbing his chin slowly.

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>>1965630
W-Whoa!? What are we doing!? Um... uh...

>He was clearly taken aback from this whole situation. He was also blushing very hard because of it.

(I think I know was going to happen... my Dagda have mercy on my soul.)

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>>1965638
She waves to you as you leave, simply giggling to herself and smiling with her goofy grin all the while.

>>1965642
>May*

>>1965637
Shit, really? This is true suffering...

>>1965642
>she looks up into your eyes and asks

I'm getting pretty sleepy Nanashi, do you mind if I stay here? I wanted to play a bit with you, buutt maybe we shouldn't rush things, and I'm so tired.

Hey, Miya, if you happen to be lurking or something I just want you to know that I'm sorry.

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>>1965658
(Oh thank you! I wasn't ready for that.)

Y-Yeah, you can sleep on my lap. I don't mind at all. Um... good night Sammy.

>He moved his shaking hand to her head, and pets her.

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>>1965637
>>1965657
100% pure suffering

>>1965661
Why are you apologizing to miyafuji?

>>1965642
>tfw avas reach Innocent Boy tier of nervousness, awkwardness, shyness and befuddlement.

>>1965669
>tfw the loli dom left right before she was going to teasingly stroke your cock.

Please hold me

>>1965676
It's cute, in my opinion.

>>1965669
Right when I was about to eat out her little asshole.
Oh well.

>>1965672
I'd rather not say. Miya probably won't know why either, but maybe she can figure it out.

>>1965682
You should tell him that whenever he decides to pop back in.

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>>1965676
Well excuse for not being experience in this sort of thing. This why I never talk to girls, I always get judged on how I act.

>>1965668
>her eyes closing, she leans up and pecks you on the cheek once, then sink back into you
>she nuzzles against your hand, sighing contendedly
Thanks Nanashi, you're a good guy. I'll see you tomorrow, right?

>>1965685
>>1965678
Is it possible her ass got b&? Mods don't fuck around with loli porn on here but I don't think she posted anything too bad.

>>1965690
Apparently you have no experience in English on top of that. No apologies are needed, friend.

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>>1965612
Well, you already said you liked it when I took the lead, sooo~
>She strokes the back of your head as you happily snuggle and kiss away to your heart's content.
I don't see a problem with that~

>>1965614
Of course~
>Still holding you tightly, she carries you not entirely unlike a mother taking her baby boy to bed, before settling onto her side, holding you close against her cozy features.
Aand here we are~ How's that, hmm?

>>1965635
>A small moan escapes her mouth as he teases her, before she plants a goodnight kiss on his head.
Sleep well~

>>1965694
I would hope not. She didn't even post nudity, it would be a real dick move if she got banned.

> checks in from work
> that sena rp

Damn son

Hope I can rail that tomorrow

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>>1965678
>Hugs
It's alright, anon. At least you got close.
>>1965685
R.I.P the loli dream

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>>1965692
Sure... I can't promise you it, but hopefully we'll talk to tomorrow.
>>1965697
God fucking damn it... i'm out of here. Peace.
(Jeez... this was a hectic night.)

>>1965698
>He shakes his head, pulling her face back down, kissing her deeply for a few seconds
you sleep well... as well heh, sweet dreams <3

>>1965704
Let's hope she just scrammed then. I've gotten blasted with a 3day for mild loli shit before.
>niggas don't know bout my vpn though

>>1965707
Deuces, pal.

>>1965698
Perfect, I knew you were one of the best.

>he nuzzles against you briefly before settling into a comfy position, then kisses the nearest part of you he can find

Good night, Sponty. I know I'll be safe with you here watching over me.

>>1965698

>He smiles at you, his hands sliding down to rub over your hips.

So, would you want to do anything tonight..mistress?~

>He nuzzles up out of your cleavage, planting affectionate kisses onto your neck.

(I've got about an hour, maybe more if I milk it, so we may not have enough time to do anything much. I'm also fine with just being snuggly/teasy!)

>>1965704
Personally I think loli should be allowed on trash and not /b/. It helped contain the furries, it should help contain the pedos

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Fucking zipperheads, just what I wanted

>>1965706
Thanks for the hug... Maybe one day I will have sweet release.

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>>1965640
...
.....................
........................................................ AHUH... BAA-..I... I-I....!!!

>She uses the fact that they're both standing together in the middle of the room to BOLT OUT THE DOOR at mach speed. Even if it was closed, she would just end up leaving a negative imprint of her running silhouette in it.

>>1965706
Some dreams are just meant to stay dreams, I guess. I still had a bit of fun though, so it wasn't a complete loss.

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>>1965727
"Y... you-!" As he was about to stand up and dash towards her, she was long gone. Tired, he simply leans against a wall to catch a break, shaking his head with exasperation. "Welp, let her escape again. Oh well," the blond shrugs, then closes his eyes to let himself rest.

>>1965722
A three way dance between bronies, furries and lolicons while erpers watch them destroy one another.

>>1965738
I don't mind furries, but loli and clop just kind of disgusts me. Clop more than loli

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>tfw too depressed to masturbate

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>>1965743

>>1965743
See, I don't mind loli, but clop and furry kind of disgusts me. Clop more than furry.

Different strokes for different folks, I suppose.

>>1965744
Okay [redacted], I thought you left man.

>>1965743
I don't mind loli because the lolis are still human most of the time.

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>>1965743
Furries are the exact definition of degenerate, alongside pedophiles and horse fuckers.

If any of you spooks like this shit, kill yourself

>>1965757
Correction, Im not a furry, nor do I Fap to furry porn. I just don't see the harm in someone liking it. Clop is true degeneracy though

Does anyone else here jerk it to their old sessions when nothing else is going on?

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>>1965757

>>1965754
I'm not him, but thanks for the (You)

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>>1965743
Go back to Facebook

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>>1965708
>She returns his kiss just as passionately, before snuggling closer as he falls asleep.
Mhmm~ <3

>>1965719
Thanks~
>Given your head is resting into her plentiful milk jugs, that's probably the nearest part of her.
And of course you will~ Good night~

>>1965721
(Given the time and current trend, looks like snuggling might be taking place~)

Hmmm~ Well, it's pretty late. Why don't I just keep you company tonight? You'll have the sweetest dreams in my embrace, I guarantee it~ Hehe~

>>1965762
I don't even look at my old sessions any more than I have to, because I have self-esteem issues and all I see in hindsight that I didn't see before is an awful rper

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>>1965760
Both horsefucking and crossing breeds between one of god's children and a filthy animal (that includes spooks) to create a true degenerate creature, is fucking degeneracy

If you can't see that, then you're a squinty eye'd gook

>>1965762
Nah, all I do is criticize my own shit when I re-read it. Good for improving and identifying bad habits, but not so great for fappery

Welcome to WERP talk radio. I am your host I.B. Dover and today's topic is: Loli: should it be allowed on /trash/? Will loli prompt acceptance towards lolicons or will loli turn /trash/ into trash? We want to know what you think, trashmen.

>>1965774
I usually criticize my shit then play a round of Shadowrun to hone my ERP

Being a sexy elf with magical powers to seduce in a cyberpunk setting really has its perks for improving ERP

>>1965762
Yes, but not old old sessions, because my first attempts were pretty embarrassing.

>>1965773
HOW DID YOU KNOW?!

>flies away on Korean helicopter

BING BONG WING WONG YOU HAVENT SEEN THE LAST OF ME!!

>>1965766
Same garbage quality posts, might as well be.

>>1965773
How's that lung cancer treating ya, gramps?

Can someone tell me good night? Just pretend you actually care for one post?

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>>1965776
You'll be happy to know that I have very little opinion whatsoever on this topic, Mr. Dover.

>>1965787
y-you too

>>1965769

Oh, I'm sure I would~

>He suckles gently at your neck, his hands wandering over your sides and front, rubbing across your hips, waist, and belly, and squeezing into your massive mounds, playing with their weight.

Truth be told, wouldn't mind a bit of ordering around or..domination. I, uh..tend to always think about you sitting on me, and that gets me going quite a bit.

>He shifts against you, his tented boxers pressing into one of your thighs.

>>1965776
Trash already is the home of clop and furry, adding loli will only further cleanse /b/ and won't do shit to trash.

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>>1965789
Good night, anon. Wake up to a better day tomorrow!

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>>1965776
Hello? Is this damn thing on...HELLOOOO?! Fucking new technology...yeah, this is Walt Kowalski, I think that pedophilia is only for spooks, chinks, and wops. If you think otherwise, you're a fucking faggot....HOW THE FUCK DO I TURN THIS GOD DAMN PHONE OFF

>>1965786
THE FUCKING GOOKS ARE AT IT AGAIN

>>1965780
You're a strange dude, dude.

>>1965776
Hey Dover, Mark here, long time listener first time caller.

I think the problem isn't whether or not it's disgusting, but the fact that it's straight up illegal, right? The FBI and whatnot don't care about them horsefuckers but all that pedo crap is pretty risky know what I mean?

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>>1965788
You're wrong, eggroll, I know exactly what I'm talking about. I may not be the most pleasant person to be around, but I got the best woman who was ever on this planet to marry me. I worked at it, it was the best thing ever happened to me. Hands down. But you, you know, you're letting Click-Clack, Ding-Dong and Charlie Chan just walk out with Miss What's-her-face. She likes you, you know? Though I don't know why!

>>1965798
*elbows you in the ribs*
(pssssst! He calls them zips in the movie, too!)

>>1965808
>>1965724

>>1965797
I didn't actually expect a reply, thank you! You're a nice person.
Good night.

>>1965807
Hey gramps, are you aware you're on a Chinese image board?

>tfw want to play with an avatar but way too judgmental about my rp skill.
*sigh*

>>1965814
Doesn't meeting nice people just make you want to fuck them even more?

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>>1965807

>>1965820
>want to *use an avatar
I worded that wrong.

>>1965811
Aw goddammit, I kept waiting for it and fucking missed it. Lame.

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>>1965814
Aww I care about you anon, I care about everyone in the community... Except [redacted]

>>1965820
What avatar, anon?

>>1965831
I'm not even sure tbqh. But I figured using one would bring more life in the thread during this time of day.

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>>1965819
What kind of half-cocked bullshit are you trying to push, you fucking zip?

>>1965826
Now you just gotta learn how guys talk. You just listen to the way Martin and I banter it back and forth. You OK? You're ready?

>>1965820
Is it a loli, horsecock futa, or a domme?

>>1965791
That's nice, little girl. Now have some juice and be cute for everybody
.>>1965796
Some people believe that /trash/ will officially live up to it's name once loli is relegated to our board. Some believe that loli should have it's own board like it did once upon a time.
>>1965804
That depends on who you ask, Mark. Some say it's illegal. Some will argue that it's on drawings as opposed to actual children. Some will argue that it keeps pedos in check.

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>>1965820
>>1965827
Have a little faith in your abilities, anon. After all, if I can do it, and Clownpiece can do it, anyone can do it.

>>1965820
If ragyo can do it, anyone can.

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>>1965827
>>1965855
I have little faith in your abilities, anon

>>1965820
I felt the same way but then I jumped in
And I'm still judgmental about my rp skill
But it's fine, you improve through experience
You'll be fine and okay
What's more, most avafags and anons in these threads are actually really chill and nice, and will help you along the way

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>>1965849
>Now have some juice and be cute for everybody
If you insist.

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>>1965795
>She lets out a little giggle, cooing as you fondle away at her various generous assets.

Ahh, is that so~? Well, like I said, it's a bit late... But I wouldn't mind sitting on you, if you'd like~

>She turns around as if to walk away, but ends up backing up into you instead, her plump rear bumping into your groin teasingly.

Whoops, my bad~

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>>1965872
Why you dressing up like that, boy? Do these so called "numale" pinko faggots have any sense of common decency?

>>1965872

>He grins, hands pulling at your hips, grinding your thick backside into his eager bulge even more.

Mmmmm, Sponty~... I'm tempted to try to take you anyways. But being your chair is fine, too~

>He chuckles, head resting against your back as his hands slide down to caress the curves of your ass, squeezing into your wonderful flesh.

I want to suck like a dozen cocks.

>>1965886
Hi [redacted]

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>>1965886
Disgusting

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>>1965886
I have good news and bad news.

The good news is that you're in the right place.
The bad news is that there are only eleven cocks to go around.

>>1965886
Yo.
>He points to his crotch
Right here.

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>>1965905
What a way to woo a woman...back in my day, we'd take em out on a date first! That or we'd rape the dead bodies...

>KOREAN WAR FLASHBACKS
>TRIGGERED

Welcome back to WERP radio with your host I.B. Dover. I'm still amazed at how some chinese cartoons of little girls can cause such an outrage. And speaking of little girls we still have >>1965849 in the WERP station sipping juice and looking cute. Wish you could see what I'm seeing right now.
After the loli topic, let's try something else. What makes you happy, erp denziens of /trash/? Drop us a line and tell us what's on your mind.

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>>1965876
I'm a stripper, Walt. That's just how I dress~

>>1965884
>She playfully wiggles her rear against your crotch, just to tease you a little more.

Well, I promise I'll play with you when we have a bit more time, alright~?

>>1965886
>tfw no one to bully my cute cock with their manly cock

>>1965914
Cocks of the horses variety.

>Multiple people want to erp
>No one is erping
But why?

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>>1965914
...Teto.

Teto makes me happy.

>>1965915

You know I'll be looking forward to it, hot-stuff~

>He squeezes you close, grinding into your rear as he snuggles up against your body.

(Really, really want to play with you, you know. You're still my favorite here, by the by!)

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>>1965914
>What makes you happy, erp denziens of /trash/?
Bullying Clowns and praises from senpai.

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>>1965914
Bartenders, Fluffy cute tails, and lurking.

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>>1965915
>Walt
HOW DO YOU KNOW MY NAME, YOU GOOK ZIPPERHEAD, SPOOK CHINK, INBRED FAGGOT!? HOW MANY OF YOUR BROTHERS DID I KILL DURING THE KOREAN WAR?!

I USED TO STACK FUCKS LIKE YOU FIVE FEET HIGH IN KOREA...USE THEM FOR SANDBAGS!

...Fucking zipperhead male stripping fruits...

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>>1965933

>>1965914
Juicy, plump ass.

>>1965905
This guy knows how to get shit done.

>>1965789
Fuck you

>>1965969
She wanted to suck a dozen cocks, so I figured I would help her out and point her towards one.

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Good morning sunday.~

>>1965661
H-huh? Sorry for what anon? I don't recall anyone doing me bad.

>>1965914
Witches. Witches make me happy. I wish there were more than just me here like Lynne-chan from month ago.

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>>1965914
BIG

>>1965987
Good morning. You made it just in time for the dead hours.

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>>1965789
Good night anon~
>tucks the anon into bed, then reads them a story until they fall asleep

>>1965915
>stripper?
you gonna ride my pole like you're getting paid for it right?

>>1965987
R.I.P Lynne and Perrine.
>tfw we'll never get a Mio

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Every day this place becomes worse.

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>>1965930
(Awww, you're sweet~ I'm very sorry, but it's just wayy too late for me here. Give me a shout next time we'll play all you want, okay?)

>>1965943
Relaaaaax. Unlike most other people here, I'm actually from an american porn site! Mhm, for real!

>>1965994
Absolutely~
... Now go to bed!

>>1966004

(I will, and I really look forward to it. Any idea when you'll be on next?)

Let's look at some of these responces on WERP radio.

>>1965921
Horsecocks, eh? That's nice to know. I heard that Trixie has an impressive horsecock that rumored to be fourteen inches in length.
>>1965928
Teto...Hopefully you're happy for a long time.
>>1965933
I don't know if I qualify as senpai but you keep doing what you're doing.
>>1965940
I love bartenders myself. Just not to sure on the hats yet lurking is fun.
>>1965954
Juicy plump ass. That's something most of us can get behind.
>>1965987
Lynne was a nice lady. Made an anon's day by giving him a blowjob once she found out he was fapping to her pictures. Nice, uh nice lady there.

And with that we will take a short break. I am I.B. Dover for WERP and we'll be back shortly.

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>>1965993
I pretty much will most of the time since I'm in the Euro zone, till my sleep cycle goes upside down again.

>>1965995
Wah, it's you.~
Sob, why must it be like this? Witches are so much love. It hurts that Lynne-chan was great for the brief moment she was in here. Two lucky anons..

>>1966004
God that art! it's too good
>grumbles
Fine! but you better join me soon
(you need your beauty sleep, or maybe not that some grade A art, maybe sleep deprived is a good look for you~ heh jk)

>>1966017
I almost got to finish up with her... But, the fact I even got to lewd her surprises me. ;_; pls return

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>>1966014
...I hope so as well.

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>>1966012
Hmm, not sure. Maybe tomorrow or the next day. We'll see. I'm not too hard to spot anyway, right~?

>>1966020
Don't worry, I will~
______________________
And now I must return to my rabbit hole!
Good night everyone~!

>>1966049

You got that right! But yes, goodnight, and know that I'll keep an eye out for you over the next couple days..though I'll probably be busy still.

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>>1965991
B L A C K

>>1966049
I'll put my rabbit in your hole

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>>1966054
SPOOKS

Alright anons. Hit me up with your best pick-up line

>>1966087
I see you're drinking 1%. Is that 'cause you think you're fat? 'Cause you're not. You could be drinking whole if you wanted to.

>>1966087
>tips
M'lady

>>1966087
eyy bby u want sum fuk

>>1966087
Greetings, Earth female. You appear to be genetically compatible, I will now implant my fertilization unit into your sperm receptacle.

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>tfw no daddy to give me yummy cummies

>>1966120
For some reason I imagined Jiro saying this.

>>1966087
Hey there anon.
>She walks up to him, carrying a sly smile on her face.
Why are you hanging out in a dump like this?
>She grabs his hand.
Come with me, I know a much more suitable place where we can get... acquainted.

Welcome back to WERP talk radio. I am I.B. Dover. I would like to read an e-mail I received during the break.
>clears throat
It reads Dear, Mr. Dover,
Yesterday my friend was in an erp thread and was blueballed by an ava whom I will not name.
>tries to cough the name but it's bleeped out
Anyhoo, the sender of the e-mail goes on to say that his friend is debating on becoming the next Rapeman which brings us on to our next question: What does /trash/ think of Rapeman? Personally, I think he's done especially after getting embarrassed by a kid with a sweet tooth. But during the past couple of days there has been some rumors of a Rapeman comeback. What do you think, trashmen?

>>1966127
Sorry, baby, I don't touch SAO. Plus, you seem pretty nuts.

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>>1966142
>you seem pretty nuts.
I am pretty nuts for my daddies nuts!!

>>1966087
If you were a car I'd put your doors in the air like a Murcielago.

>>1966127
>kisses your feet
I'll give you cummies.

>>1966154
I'm going to back away slowly now, keeping my eyes on you the entire time until I think I'm out of sprinting distance of you.
>backs away slowly, keeping his eyes on the girl the entire time

>>1966098
7/10
>>1966100
>>1966109
6/10 still classics
>>1966120
Aliens try their hand at ERP
>>1966132
10/10 bait I'm tempted to take.

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>>1966154

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>>1966174
Watch out the aliens might try probing you.

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>>1966141
Misunderstood hero

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>>1966120

>>1966087
>slips you 100$

>>1966174
>10/10 bait I'm tempted to take.
Awww, well thank you~ I hope it wasn't too corny.

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>>1966165
H-hey! That tickles, stop that!
>>1966168
>Stares intently at you
>>1966176
>Gets hit directly in the head and fucking dies

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>>1966180
>Feet

>tfw horny but no one to play with.
Damn these dead hours.

>>1966159
5/10
>>1966180
Parsee is cute.
>>1966199
Do I look like Clown Piece to you?
>>1966211
It was extremely adorable with just the right amount of corny

>>1966188
Aaaayyyyy

>>1966230
Do you want daddy's cummies?
>kisses you on your forehead before setting you in his lap

>>1966237
More please.

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>you will never have Anons cum in your face

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>>1966296
Are you some kinda perv?

>>1966315
MY FUCKING DICK

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>>1966315
I want you to give me a footjob.

>>1966315
nearly came. you should warn next tie

>>1966331
>He walks up from behind and puts his hand on her pert ass, giving it a gentle rub.
Hey cutie. What's up?

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>>1966328
>>1966350

>>1966331
You mean like this?

>>1966385
fuck I'm close!

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>>1966331
Or perhaps you're a huge perv that likes the girl to be in charge?
>>1966395

>>1966403
god damn, almost.. I'm practically on the edge

>>1966403
Yes, I am a pervert! More please!

Someone please save the thread

>>1966440
WAKE ME UP

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>>1966262
>I'm apparently a 100 dollar whore
What did I ever do to you anon?

>>1966447
CANT WAKE UP

>>1966451
About fucking time someone showed up, I've been bored as fuck.
Sup Clowpiece? Chopped any dicks off lately?

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>>1966437
>>1966438
Well what are you waiting for?~ Cum for me!

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>>1966459
I'm not doing well but at least Shinoa is trying to take care of me and fix it.

So I'm on a dick chopping off hiatus at the moment.

>>1966473
Damn, sorry to hear that. What's wrong? Feeling down or something?

@1966473
>>1966481
Fuck off.

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I'm sleepy but not relaxed again! \omo/

>>1966489
I'll get right on that.

>>1966470
fucking came hard

>>1966490
You especially fuck off.

>>1966489
>Using @
I think there's only one person who should fuck off, and it's you

>>1966506
>being this retarded

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>>1966481
I'm just sick and dying, it's okay I'll be fine in a few days. It's hard to keep stupid people down.
>>1966506
I think the whole point of it is he somehow thinks not giving me a (you) is superior

>>1966506
This.
>>1966509
This ain't HG, don't bring your stupid habits in here.

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>>1966501
Good.

>>1966511
Oh, just dying? Well at least it isn't anything serious, heh.
Hopefully you start feeling better soon. Getting sick is never fun. Shit blows.

>>1966530
oh god, careful. I'm still in that moment I could go another round

>>1966509
>thinking you're on Twitter or anywhere else as cancerous

>>1966481
There he goes again.

Right, so anyone wanna just chill and talk about stuff? I've got time to kill.

>>1966584
I can do that at least. What's on your mind, Anin?

>>1966592
Thanks Anon, just could use someone to talk to really.
I'm starting to notice that I'm getting worse at curbing my frustration - I'm on the edge of just snapping at people after just a few lines of conversation or noticing something mildly annoying.
I don't know Anon, am I turning into a tantrum throwing manchild? Am I growing sick of life's unfairness? I thought I had a good grasp of everything, I don't want to blame others. I figure it's just something wrong with me really.

I'm sorry if I phrased things strangely, just feeling rather out of it.

>>1966606
It sounds like there's some underlying issue eating away at you. Is something stressing you out and weighing heavily on your mind as of recent? I even get that way when i'm depressed, like i've had it up to here with everything and even the smallest things annoying me.

>tfw lurk ERP threads 24/7 in hopes that someone mentions me but I'm not even known

>>1966640
Well it doesn't help that you aren't willing to put yourself out more, anon.

>>1966640
You need something better to do with your time I think.

>>1966645
Too shy

>>1966640
I'll mention you, anon. But I'm gonna need something in return.

>>1966648
You're right. Spring break though
>>1966650
Eh? Like what?

>>1966649
Were you a previous avatar?

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It's 1am and I need to sleep soon but I'm not relaxed!

>>1966666
>shoots with a tranq dart

>>1966617
When you put it that way I think I've figured it out.
I've got too much free time. I think I'm gonna leave my house and go for a run, Anon. Thanks for the talk.
Out of curiosity, what other cues would you say you've been able to pick up on when you were depressed?

>>1966666
How could you not be relaxed with demon quints?

>>1966657
>She walks up to you and gently but firmly grabs your crotch. She comes in close and whispers in your ear.
You have to beg me to mention your name~ If you really want me to mention you, then get down on your knees and beg for it.

>>1966666
You can take your quints straight to bed, Satan's waiting.

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>>1966676
Too much listening to melodic death metal '^w^

>>1966685
>melodic
>death metal
That's it, everyone fess up to your type of music. All of you.

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>>1966693
Only good melodic death metal I know is Dethlkok songs, because Nathan has the really clean-sounding growls that help a lot with that kind of singing.
I can do the same kind of growling, but I have yet to develop the power and endurance to actually be able to consistently sing with it.

>>1966675
Not clinically depressed or anything, at least I hope not. I just get kinda down in the dumps sometimes and it lasts for a while. Nothing really spurs it on, just comes and goes. I think trying to ERP while like this wouldn't be fun for anyone so i've been refraining for a while.

>>1966715
I have no idea what you're talking about. "Sing"? Really? It all just sounds like incoherent screaming noises pieced together with random drum smashing and guitar riffs.

I understand that everyone has different tastes, but I'm genuinely unable to understand what's pleasant about death metal. Could you break it down for me and help me understand what makes it enjoyable for you?

On my end, I like songs with an actual melodic beat that I can dissect into individual sequences, so I tend to listen to progressive house and trance.

>>1966739
Not the same anon, but do we know you?

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>>1966747
Normal death metal is terrible, but check out 1:23 of https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aK9gY3VLKU4
That's more along the lines of conventional singing, but the voice is still a death growl.

>>1966756
Know me? I avatar but I haven't been around for a while. I still lurk sometimes because this place is a laugh and a half.

>>1966769
I gave the whole thing a listen but I'm afraid I still can't understand the appeal, not even the bit at 1:23. I suppose you're technically right about it being somewhat more identifiable to conventional singing but all I hear is growling, like you said. I can't call that singing, not by any stretch of the word.

Not to mention the lyrics and imagery. Does it have to be so cringefully edgy? Murder and mermaids, Jesus.

That being said, I'm just a faggot getting ticked off by someone enjoying something on the other fucking end of the planet. I don't even know why I'm getting ticked off by this.

Enjoy your melodic death metal, neko poster.

>>1966812
You really fail to miss the point of the song in the first place. Deathklok is a fictional band, from a TV show on adult swim. It's supposed to be ridiculous, it's supposed to be as over the top as it can be, but in typical "Metal fan" fashion, you have to be the most elitist faggot that you can be. This is why the genre itself is dying; because of idiots like you.

Also, despite your dislike of the music, the fact remains that they're the best selling death metal group for the past few years.

*Sigh*
Oh how I hate the dead hours. Not a sign of lewd anywhere.

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>>1966812
It's metal for fish, of course it's going to have murder and mermaids.
The album is fictional and this is one of the only songs on it that was actually made IRL. I think "Go into the water" is the only other real song from the album.
"Scuba tank full of fart" was one of the songs in the album that wasn't made.

>>1966836
Are you lesbian

>>1966828
That explanation does explain a number of things, but am I wrong in saying that quite a few death metal bands that have the whole underlying tone of "death" or "destruction"? Not to mention rampant faggotry in terms of how they present themselves. Unless of course, this is part of appealing to the whole "metal fan" ideal you were speaking of.
That's good on them anon, but I just want to know what makes the track enjoyable for nekoposting anon over here. I'm entirely aware of the fact that people have differing tastes and that metal, its derivatives and similar genres are very much well liked by many people.

>>1966836
I just want to know *what* part of death metal you enjoy nekoanon. For example, maybe it's the considerably skilled drumming or guitar playing that comes into effect. Or maybe you're just really into that growling. What part of it is nice to you, nekoanon?

>>1966828
A fictional parody band being the best selling death metal group for the past few years seems like it says a lot.

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>>1966848
Nope!
Bi, and also very much in need of sleep -w-

>>1966850
It's neat because the particular way that Dethklok does their music, the vocals and the instruments pretty much swap roles.
The vocals are a backing for the instruments which provide the melody.
Also, the pitch range ends up being much larger than in most songs, with the instruments reaching rather high pitches but Nathan on a low growl all the while.
What can sound really good is when the song isn't even death metal but Nathan seems to forget: Such as 0:56 in https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FOMKUbx3JKg

>>1966850
>but am I wrong in saying that quite a few death metal bands that have the whole underlying tone of "death" or "destruction"?
Yeah, you are. You're basing an entire fictional band's motif on a single song. You have no idea what the genre is about, yet you're acting as though you're some sort of expert; which is exactly the kind of shithead that I'm talking about.

>>1966864
Yes, it does. The genre died the day screamo bands were classified as death metal at all. Fuck bring me the cocks.

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>>1966879
To be honest though Murmaider is the most Dethklok-typical song you can get.

Anyway, sleepytime!

>>1966663
Maybe, maybe not
>>1966678
n-no..

>>1966941
>She lets go of your package and wraps her arm around you, giving your ass a firm squeeze.
Come on sweetie~ You have nothing to worry about, I'll be gentle with you. All you have to do is submit to me~

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Looking for JOI from a cute slut

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>>1966989
Give me your yummy cummies daddy! Stroke your Dick Cheney hard and fast!

>>1967007
Hard and fast until it's stiff and hard, will do.

>>1967007
Only good girls get cummies. Are you a good girl?

>>1967007
>tfw shitposting makes me hard
Open your mouth wide, Silica.

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>>1967014
Mhm! Stroke it hard with a hard grip until you're super hard!! Stroke your womb broom like you fucking mean it, daddy!
>>1967017
That's for you to decide! I like to think that I'm a good girl for my daddy though!
>>1967027
>Silica opens her mouth as wide as she possibly can and her tongue twitches around in anticipation of tasting her daddy

>>1967075
You're the perfect sized girl for my cock too, I'm really hard already, this won't take long at all.

>>1967075
Okay then.
>He sits down and pats his lap.
Why don't you come over here and show daddy how much of a good girl you are.

>>1967075
>He strokes his hard as fast and hard as possible, leaking out precum over his hands until he reaches his peak, blowing his fresh load directly over that thirsty mouth.
Drink it all up you naughty little girl.

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>>1967086
I'm the perfect size? But I'm tiny! Is that because your cock is super small? A small cock and a quick shot! Silly daddy.. Well, what are you waiting for?? Give me your yummy cummy wummies! Make me feel squishy!
>>1967098
>Her ears perk up at the sound of you patting your lap and she takes aim! With her feet flat on the floor she gets low to the ground and stiffens up her core.
Get ready. daddy!
>With all the force her tiny body can exert, she pounces up towards your lap and soars through the air! She closes her eyes and hums with glee imagining being snuggled up to daddies hotdog! However, she miscalculated and slammed face first into your knee and knocked herself out
>>1967108
>Silica swished your yummy cum around in her mouth while keeping it wide open to show you how much she appreciates it
Oishii, 'addy! 'ery 'ood!!
>Not being able to control herself any longer, she shut her mouth and swallowed every drop while maintaining eye contact
Thank you, daddy!

>>1967149
I want to give Silica nummy cummies in the bummy

>>1967149
5 inches, good thing I always go for smaller girls.
i am very close, tell me how I should stroke it to get ready to finish.

>>1967149
Silica, Let daddy put it inside your tight little pussy! I'm not done giving you cummies.

>>1967149
H-Hey! Are you all right!?
>He lays her down and cradles her head in his arms. He very lightly smack her cheek, trying to wake her up.
C'mon sweetie, wake up! You're scarring daddy.

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>>1967150
n-nummy cummies?! b-but I only want yummy cummies!? Why are yours numb?!
>>1967155
How you should stroke it?? With your hand, of course it! Grip the base of your blue veined custard chucking vomit rod firmly and the move your hand upwards towards the tip, daddy! Gosh, didn't you learn how to do this stuff when you were younger??
>>1967172
Y-You want to stick your liver lifter inside of my little wormhole?? O-okay, daddy.. please be gentle.
>>1967176
>Your slap jerked Silica's mouth open a bit, but she remained unconscious.

>>1967197
Where do you want daddy to spray his cum?
And what do you think of my dick too, I would love to know even though it is small.

>>1967197
You need to try new things, Silicone. All of the ERPers are eating nummy cummies now. Yummy cummies are old hat. You don't want to be behind do you?

>It Ain't Me starts playing

>>1967197
Oh wake up, please! Look, daddy has you favorite toy!
>He pull down his pants in a quick motion, letting his slightly flaccid member swing out.
Look, look! You can have all the cummies you want! Just please wake up baby girl!
>He pulls her chin down slightly which opens her mouth a bit wider. He then slips the head of his cock into her cute little mouth, hoping the familiar taste and smell will wake her.

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>>1967203
Right here!!
>She opens her mouth and sticks her little tongue out as far as she can and then points to it. With her mouth still open she attempts to respond to your question
I 'hink your 'ock ih cue!!
>>1967207
I-I guess not.. what's the difference though? Will you show me, daddy?
>>1967216
>You moving her around causes her tongue to slowly droop lower and lower outside of her mouth, reaching to almost the base of your heat seeking moisture missile. She winces a bit and closes her mouth around it, but still lay there motionless

>>1967237
>His dick becomes stiffer as he feels the surprise movement of her mouth.
O-Oh baby girl! Daddy's sorry about this, but your mouth just feels too good.
>He starts to pump his member in and out of her little mouth, his dick gently tapping the back of her throat after every few thrusts

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>>1967252
>Your pork sword hitting the back of her throat causes her to cough and the constant stimulation in her mouth causes her to wake up, yet she remains motionless. "Daddy is being very naughty! Taking advantage of a sleeping little girl" She thought to herself, yet she played along. She slowly and subtly moved her tongue up and down along the underside of your pocket rocket as you repeatedly thrust it inside of her mouth

>>1967197
>blue veined custard chucking vomit rod

just kek my shit up senpai

I don't know whether to jerk off or laugh at Silica's posts half the time

>>1967237
>these dick names
I'm diamonds

>>1967214
SOME FOLKS ARE BORN

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>>1967295
Heheheh both!
>>1967299
I'm glad you like them! <3

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H-Hey

>>1967286
>Feeling her tongue on his pole, he quickens his pace.
Shit, shit, shit! I'm gonna cum! I'm so sorry. Drink it, drink it all baby girl!
>He thrust his dick so deep into her mouth, his pelvis touches her face.
O-Oh fuck!
>He smashes her face into his crotch and starts spewing thick globs of cummies deep down her throat. He pets her head as his dick spews one last burst of spunk into her stomach.

>>1967309

A'ight you tapped out or can I give you cummies too?

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>>1966511
Get better Clownpiece! We need you!!

>>1967309
I'd offer to give you cummies but this daddies dick is very pathetic.

>>1967310
Hey, how's it going kiddo?

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>>1967323
Pathetic? You mean small and useless?

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>>1967328
I-I am fine,got more free time than usual so I'll hang around in here for the next 40-80 minutes.

>>1967332
I-I mean I guess you could put it like that... I just prefer pathetic though.

>>1967317
No we don't.

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>Her eyes shoot wide open at your sudden forceful thrust and was unable to pretend any longer.
Mmmm!! mmmmfff!!
>SIlica swallows every drop of your thick cummies and her face glows with a faint shade of red as she begins to feel all squishy
>>1967316
I always want cummies, but unfortunately I must be going! Sorry, daddy!
>>1967323
Tsk, no such thing as a pathetic one! Only if the daddy is a pathetic daddy! heheh

>>1967340
Good. You should probably get naked then. Just to fit in and all.

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>>1967349
>>1967314
(sorry)

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>>1967344
How pathetic is it?

>>1967340
That's good to hear. As you can tell, we're kinda dead at the moment. But at least we have a little cutie such as yourself hanging around.

>>1967317
Either this is Clown Piece trying to make himself seem relevant or he has one really dedicated dick sucker. Either way, fuck off

>>1967317
Fuck you. I've seen this pic posted multiple times and every single time it's encouraging dumb shit like this one.

>>1967354
Um, well, four inches and I could cum within a minute or two.

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>>1967357
Y-Yeah >\\\<
>>1967350
I am n-not sure if I should... I am not feeling like erping..

>>1967361
>TRIGGERED

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>>1967364
There's something worse.
A bigger one that cums this fast ;_;
It'll be much more pathetic, can't you agree with me?

>>1967367
You bet I am.

>>1967349
>>1967351
(it's fine, no worries)
>As he slowly pulls her off of his cock, he sees her eyes have opened. He notices the slight blush on her cheeks and the content look on her face.
Oh, my baby girl has woken up. Did the taste of daddy's cummies finally get you to snap out of it?~

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>>1967360
Im just a sandwich that believes in the Clown's campaign to "make ERP great again"

>>1967374
I g-guess. At least a big one could pleasure a girl though, right? The only thing I can use this for is tickling and making a girl laugh.