/sug/ - Steven Universe General
You people are so lazy holy shit edition
Previous thread: >>1939175
>HQ DL Links for Season 1 and 2, plus comics and shorts:
https://mega.nz/#F!Y5E0BKjK!UsE19rOYDa5Ttl5QRFwgtw
>tracklist MEGA folder
http://mega.nz/#F!UM0RRTqT!B8_GZllwRbMUT6StcX09mA
>Leaked promos:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ucDKqtTdnjs[Open] [Embed]
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NXmJgSC_-y4[Open] [Embed]
>/sug/ writebin:
http://pastebin.com/f86yQm0T
>Crewniverse tumblr:
http://stevencrewniverse.tumblr.com/
>Listen to Soundtrack Here:
https://soundcloud.com/aivisura
>The Steven Universe Booru
http://stevenuniverse.booru.org/
>/sug/ flockdraw
http://skycow.us/r/su
here we go
>>1943133
We're back, baby!
>>1943133
This edition speaks truth.
http://brantsteele.net/hungergames/r.php?c=Pk7PJg9g
Some Hunger Games for /sug/
I never make new threads myself because every time I ever have someone else makes one first.
Hi /sug/, just gonna leave this here.
>Mayor Dewey hosts a swimsuit contest.
"Steven, you should ask you sister(guardian?)to compete!"
"My sister?"
"You know, the HOT one!"
>Steven can't figure who he means.
"Ruby doesn't like being away from Sapphire. Maybe I should ask all of them."
>Dewey puts his hand on Steven's shoulder.
>He gives Steven a grin.
>Steven grins back.
"The hot one Steven. If you don't know who that is, then you need a serious lesson in taste, because it must be shit."
>Steven is further confused.
"Connie?"
>Dewey fixes his jacket.
"Don't fuck this up."
>Dewey leaves.
>Greg shows up.
"Hi Steven!"
"Dad, which Gem is the hot one?"
"Goodbye!"
>>1943133
>>1943158
>>1943206
Two nights ago...
Lets do more Peridot faces.
>>1943176
Considering it took me 5+ minutes to notice a new one needed to be made, and then make it, your are one slow motherfucker
>>1943229
>Frog_noises.png
>>1943229
>>1943236
I don't think you understand what "every time" means.
>>1943200
Why is lapis such a cunt?
>>1943261
Because you touch yourself at night
>>1943261
'Cause she has been trapped in a mirror, and imprisoned on a space ship to her dis-liking.
>>1943261
You're a cunt.
http://pastebin.com/8cb6YGP2
>>1943284
We all are.
>>1943287
Nice.
Could someone redraw this with Pearl and Steven
>>1943311
Does she have Boneitis or something?
>>1943307
Thank you
>>1943329
It was meh.
I want Pearl and Lapis to spitroast Steven.
>>1943311
GOLDEN PUSSY
>>1943347
I want Pearl and Lapis to give me a rough double anal fucking.
>>1943342
Any suggestions on improvements?
>>1943353
Shit lol didn't mean to quote that
I like this artist's Lapidot. They're cuties.
>>1943367
>Lapidot
>>1943367
>>1943367
Lapidot is the Billdip of SU
this counts as molesting?
>>1943372
>>1943379
Don't care, posted cute art.
Come on /sug/
Tell us a little about yourself.
>Fave Gem
>Fave Fusion
>Least Favourite character
>Biggest Fetish (bonus points if included su image of said fetish)
>What you're doing now
>What you're listening to now
>One thing you wish you had right now.
I'll start.
>Lapis
>Alexandrite
>Lars
>Crossdressing (no image)
>Filling my SU USB back up with episodes after it was formatted
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1k8craCGpgs
>a loving gf/bf
http://blushmallet.tumblr.com/
Pretty good SFW and NSFW artist.
Any drawfags taking requests? Requesting Jasper, Peridot, and Lapis dressed as Terra, Ventus, and Aqua with their respective keyblades.
Could we just shitposting for once and discuss some actual shit from the show?
It's not like there isn't enough to discuss in the show.
Like do you think that Peetle is a quartz?
His hair is pretty similar to Amethyst's ot Jasper's.
>>1943423
>Could we just shitposting for once
Sure, let the shitposting begin!
>>1943423
>just shitposting
You meant just stop shitposting, right?
>>1943402
I've answered this twice, but I can add that Lars is my least favorite character and I just finished the Anarchy Reigns OST playlist.
>>1943404
We've been posting their new stuff on and off for a couple days, pretty nice.
Wish they would post their lewd commissions though.
>>1943423
Peetle is an emerald. Someone posted an example but I didn't save it.
What can Ian do to make himself more attractive?
>>1943353
What was the logic behind that again?
>>1943402
>Peridot
>Opal
>Ronaldo
>None
>Nothing
>Nothing
>A life
>>1943444
I keep posting it because its fun to know about who comes here.
>>1943423
She's Emerald
>>1943402
I'm still waiting for my Essentially Yes to arrive.
>>1943423
>It's not like there isn't enough to discuss in the show.
Actually, there isn't. This fanbase is rabit as fuck, one month through the hiatus and everything that could be said has already been said. The rest is just repetition or reaching, but mostly repetition.
>>1943459
>Trapiche Emerald
>Small Peetle looks like a Trapinch
Winner.
>>1943451
Lapis Lazulis have pyrite
>>1943459
>>1943476
Ask someone from the Crew about this on twitter.
Either we get a confirmation and we know or they evade and we know that Peetle is important.
Which gem has the rarest pepes?
>>1943494
I mean, they did confirm that the pufferfish was Watermelon Tourmaline
Forgot who confirmed it though
>>1943398
probably
>>1943514
>>>/reddit/
>>1943514
>>1943518
That's why we'll know Peetle is important if they evade.
All I need is that confirmation.
>>1943398
Every interaction Pearl and Steven has had counts as molestation. Especially the molesting.
>>1943449
lose weight that's basically it
>>1943402
>Amethyst
>Sugilite
>Ronaldo
>Fat/BBW
>Watching WOY
>Muisc
>A waifu plushie
>>1943541
The only responsive Crew members these days are Matt (pic related) and Ian, and even Ian has seriously slowed down - I suspect he got around to making a secret one
But it's worth a shot
>>1943402
>Amethyst
>Garnet
>Pearl
>Fangs
>masturbating and crying
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yEUvA9gnVcc
>tfw no gf
>>1943541
>peetle is reformed
>her eye is still on her gem, and her 'eyes' have no vision
>she is blind unless she opens her mouth
>>1943587
>>1943599
>>1943589
>favorite fusion
>garnet
u lil shit
>>1943402
>Ruby
>Garnet
>Lars
>Vore
>Drawing
>Nothing
>A proper sleep schedule
>
>>1943402
I did this already but
>Least Favorite character
Lars because he reminds me of myself
>What you're doing now
Trying to make some cheese pastries in my shitty home oven because I need to make that in class next week. I am also deadly bored.
>>1943587
>that ever so slight underboob
Top notch image.
Do any of you have that chart of those different pearls?
http://strawpoll.me/7112665/
Also post more alex, there's not enough.
>>1943598
I can only get so erect.
>>1943635
I posted most of what I have last time.
This took me several days and nights, but I did it for you /sug/ hope you love it and make it your wallpaper
>>1943658
>Did it myself
>Image.jpg
>>1943406
Somebody's already done it
>>1943658
Why does Peridot look like an Arthur character?
>>1943673
I don't see what you mean, it's an image isn't it that's why I called it image I don't know what .jpg means
I want Jasper to sit on my face
>>1943658
I remember the last time you posted this.
>>1943684
Jasper's the only one pulling it off.
>>1943598
I think she'll just be another cyclops like Sapphire.
>>1943658
She looks like spongebob
>>1943402
>Ruby
>Opal
>Lars
>Rough Sex
>Shitposting
>Paradigm by Leslie Wai
>An ability to make the ride end
>>1943658
>not 4k
Nope, not gonna make it wallpaper.
>>1943703
>>1943731
>Ruby
You.
You're cool.
hey /sug/ do you ever think the hiatus has made us a little..unstable?
Why do you guys hate Lars?
>ITT: EVERYBODY HATES LARS
>>1943705
Good than they will have something in common.
I kinda like fishy Lapis.
>>1943775
He's a fucking cunt.
>>1943772
>>1943772
>>1943772
We were unstable to begin with.
>>1943786
So are Jasper and Lapis :^)
>>1943781
Nice try Rornaldo
>>1943786
He's just a little bit rude.
I dislike Sadie more. At least Lars is funny.
>>1943775
He treats Sadie like shit and is immature as shit.
Each Gem caste gets its own theme song. What are they?
>>1943971
Peridot - keyboard cat
>>1943971
>Rose Quartz
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=LWkVcaAGCi0
>>1943684
Has anyone made the Gems as Homunculi from FMA/Brotherhood?
Which one would each Gem be?
>>1943984
Alternately:
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=SrWSkQMWlAY
>>1943971
>Sapphire
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EWk3Pm6M3-I
>>1943950
This. Something about her character combined with her va is like nails down a fucking chalkboard for me. I don't care too much about Lars one way or another but I just can't deal with Sadie.
>>1944051
Peedee's voice is the worst for me
>>1944004
Lust is Rose obviously.
Envy is Pearl.
Gluttony is Amy
Wrath is Ruby
Pride is Jasper maybe
Sloth is maybe Sapphire because she takes thing slow?
I can't think of one for Greed. Lapis, I guess.
>>1944061
I could see that
>>1944068
>Envy is Pearl.
>Gluttony is Amy
I was thinking the same thing, but then I ran into the problem of Ame being the best at shapeshifting and the one who does it the most often so she could fit Envy as well.
>>1943402
> Pericherry
> Sardonyx
> Garnet
> gore, rape, loli/shota
> riding in a car
> the wind
> a body pillow
>>1944084
I'm just thinking about the sins themselves.
Too bad there's no sin of despair or something, we could just shove every character in there.
>>1943971
>Pearls
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=3WKN0XF8-3Q
>>1943402
>Peridot
>Garnet
>Connie
>Shortstacks
>Feeling gross after eating Popeyes
>Birds outside my window
>Some ice
>>1944090
Indexer please get on this shit
>>1943781
There's worse characters than Lars who are female, but Lars isn't a girl.
>>1944113
Actually, Despair is a sin.
http://www.newadvent.org/cathen/04755a.htm
Post your waifu and gemfu.
>Waifu: Sadie
>Gemfu: Lapis
fite me
>>1944126
Shit wrong image.
>>1944120
>Free Pearl Brigade
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=bDtGfvc3WzY
>>1944154
Ew, I wouldn't want to touch somebody with taste as shit as yours.
>>1944154
Waifu: Sadie
Gemfu: Amethyst
>>1943585
Rebecca isn't responsive but she's been very active recently, I'm honestly shocked that she's not using her social media as advertising for once, I wonder what prompted that
>>1944167
>Pearls v. Homeworld
>>1944154
Waifu: raggedy princess
Gemfu: jasper
>>1944154
Gemfu: Tie between Amy, Jasper and Ruby
Waifu: Barb
>>1944154
>Waifu: Steven
>Gemfu: Steven
>>1943402
>Pearl
>Pearl + Steven
>Ronaldo
>Public use / Piss
>Posting in this thread
>Eminem - Cold Wind Blows
>Immortality
>>1944191
Fuck off adventurefag
>>1944191
Raggedy princess would give the best footjobs.
>>1944154
Waifu: Human Steven
Gemfu: Gem Steven
I get a full Steven.
>>1944196
>Steven
>Girl
>For sexual
>>1944206
>>Pearl + Steven
That one haven't even been shown yet, you can't favourite something that haven't even appeared, or have had development yet.
>>1944194
huh.
I guess i'm so used to seeing futa jasper this one sorta caught me off guard.
>>1943781
Don't I know it Ronaldo.
>>1944220
Really doesn't matter, I'm betting on Pearl winning the Stevenbowl.
>>1944218
Steven is an almighty and powerful half-Human half-Gem, he can be whatever he damn wants to be.
>>1943273
Sorry i'm not doing my thing right now
Burger King Farming is hard
>>1944154
My waifu square is too big (8 MB) for 4Chan
Check it out here: https://i.gyazo.com/4baf35519f01ede3db697e5a08590941.png
R8
>>1944208
Fuck off para2fag. Lolololololol
>>1944154
This one
>>1944236
Except competent and intelligent
>>1944218
He's not a girl, but the last one is subjective.
>>1944208
No
>>1944154
>Waifu: Sapphire
>Gemfu: Ruby
>>1943971
>Steven
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=LOdkcM-yR3M
>>1944148
Is this some new age bullshit or something?
>>1944275
Ain't so, sir.
Been in the Orthodox Church for a long time from what I understand, sir.
>>1944154
Waifu: Ruby's left buttcheek
Gemfu: Ruby's right buttcheek
>>1944289
How come no one talks about the eight deadly sins then?
Enjoy your blue.
>>1944256
That will come in time.
>>1944208
>>1943547
steven is for molest?
>>1944298
Actually, they do that a lot, sir.
But only in Russia.
The common literary phrase "To fall to the eighth deadly sin" is common in literature there, from what I hear. Sometimes it's also called despond.
More blue.
>>1944336
I enjoy this degeneracy
Does anyone have those pics of Sapphire and Lapis banging Jasper, with like a high school theme?
>>1944307
It's beautiful.
>>1944307
>>1944340
Don't make it weird, I just want blue chicks kissing.
>>1944351
>>1944336
>>1944351
>>1944356
>>1944351
>Those terrible anorexic ankles
Lapis' best features are her feet, why'd they have to fuck em up
>>1944177
My far-out hypothesis: work on season 3 (final season) is wrapping up giving her more time to post.
Evidence:
>a crew member saying "we have 100 episodes to fill" after a fillery episode aired
>the VAs saying they miss each other because Deedee's going on tour is a a ploy, she is but they are also done recording for the show
>>1944369
>she is but they are also done recording for the show
You mean they've nothing more to record right now, or they've nothing more to record at all?
>>1944369
>season 3 (final season)
I'll kill you and fuck the body.
>>1944369
So your hypothesis involves pretending legitimate information is all an elaborate ruse to explain a minor thing that could have tons of other explanations?
Far out indeed.
I've saved more art than I can possibly post.
>>1944404
is her face melting?
>>1943547
everyone knows pear only molests connie
>>1944404
What is going on in this thumbnail?
>>1944414
She's crying, nigger.
I wanna suck that giant cock.
>>1944429
Same.
>>1944412
>I want you guys to prove me wrong.
But like, you're not even trying to prove yourself right.
>>1944429
don't be silly anon, jasper is a girl, girls don't have dicks
>>1944429
>>1944436
>>1944415
No, but she has had threesomes with Steven and Connie.
I just wanted to say that Peridot and Jasper are the canon fusion. Not Lapis and Peridot.
>>1943684
Well shit, that works. Thanks.
>>1944454
Give me any sort of evidence there will be more than 3 seasons
>>1944470
>he doesn't want to slobber all over Jasper's pulsating cock
Fucking faggot.
>>1944470
>>1944427
crying her own skin?
>>1944492
What
>>1944492
What do you even mean with canon fusion?
>>1944497
Agreed!
>>1944412
There is a galaxy which is so far away that it cannot be observed, the fourth planet of its center-most solar system is entirely made of cobalt. Prove me wrong
>>1944496
I'm pretty sure Sugar herself has said she'd want/need at least five seasons for the show.
>>1944496
Season 2 is only halfway through in airing and might not even be done, there's no reason for evidence to exist. But if you think this means that there definitely won't be more than three seasons you're retarded.
>>1943704
>>1944531
Is that wing coming out of her chest?
>>1944474
those aren't threesomes, she only likes to cuck connie
>>1944543
No, she likes cucking Lapis. But it still counts.
>>1943788
>>1943940
do it right tho
>>1944539
No, looks closer.
>>1944512
I want Jasper to send me borderline lewd snapchats
>>1944518
I thought the interview said she has enough ideas for 3 seasons.
A huge storm came out of nowhere, /sug/.
I don't want (my internet) to die.
>>1944574
her tit?
>>1944587
I want jasper to fuck my ass raw while telling me how weak i am.
How jealous would Pearl be if Steven didn't fuse with her?
>>1944606
Gonna have to sacrifice a Lapis, like a goat in old-timey religion.
>>1944558
lapis a shit. she wants the curry cunny
>>1944619
Unbelievably.
>>1944526
>season 2 might not be done
Production-wise? It's definitely done, Burnett has even remarked there's season 3 spoilers all over his office
>definitely
Definitely not!
>>1944518
Maybe you mean the vague comment she made in her AMA a year or two back saying she hopes she can be working with her crew "5 years from now"
It is too early for any certainty, might as well drop it
>>1944622
I don't have any goats or Lapisesi.
>>1944654
>Production-wise? It's definitely done, Burnett has even remarked there's season 3 spoilers all over his office
Matt is a story writer, his job is the first step in a process that takes from nine months to a year.
Once season two is done *airing*, which is gonna take a long fucking while, you can start worrying that there's no renewal for a fourth one, and maybe it will be a little less unreasonable.
>>1943402
>Fave Gem
Pearl
>Fave Fusion
Opal
>Least Favourite character
Connie
>Biggest Fetish (bonus points if included su image of said fetish)
Feet
>What you're doing now
Playing shitty indie games on gamejolt
>What you're listening to now
A couple of songs from the Undertale OST
>One thing you wish you had right now.
A graphic tablet
(I had to repost this because last time I fucked up)
>if you sprinke some spunk on pearl she would get preggo.
>jiz in the pool to get lapis pregos
>inject peridot with skeet siringe
>garnet is child of ruby and whatever that other insignificant blue gem that i cant even remeber the name of right now
>just feed cummies to amy when she is hungry and she is preggers
>Jasper you would have to resort to rape that is the only way she would accept manseed.
How would you impregnate the gems /sug/ ?
>>1944154
Waifu: Undyne
Gemfu: Jasper
>>1944716
I wouldn't impregnate any of them because I don't want them to die.
>>1944716
>>1944716
>raping Jasper
Unless you're Lapis you have no chance. If anything you would be the one raped.
>>1944716
Well of course you can't remember her, you are just too retarded.
Do you think greg knew knocking up rose would kill her? If so how the hell did she convince him?
>>1944716
>>1944749
Nobody said i would do the raping :^)
>>1944154
Waifu; Carmen Sandiego
Gemfu: I don't have one.
What would Steven gt depressed about?
>>1944767
>The murdercock strikes again
>>1944716
You don't get pregnant by eating cum.
>>1944739
~Hello darkness, my old friend~
>>1944765
I bet she didn't tell anyone.
What I want to know is how she died/went. Explosion of light?
>>1944784
>>1944765
I think it was something they discussed at length and making Steven was something she truly wanted.
>>1944779
Being unable to help someone.
>>1944765
I'm convinced she didn't tell anyone and just suddenly exploded in a flash of light.
It's because of all this fanart of Jasper that I find this sexy.
So what does amethyst's feet smell like?
Speaking of Ronaldo, how is his gem "conspiracy theory" even a theory? 5750 years ago is on the edge of recorded history and humans participated. There should be more than enough evidence and records for the gem invasion to be known, accepted, and taught in schools.
>turns out it is
>beach city just doesn't have schools
>that's why Priyanka wasn't even phased when they explained the fusion monsters
>>1944813
Rotting garbage, just like her room.
>>1944787
nobody said gems cant morph reproductive organs not between the legs.
Immagine this
>throat
then
>uterus
>>1944779
Lapis getting digested by Jasper
>>1944812
She needs to work on her arms too.
So far so good?
>>1944606
>>1944815
Beach City should know more about Gems than anywhere else.
Honestly, none of the Earth history we know makes any sense so far. Hopefully that comic will explain some things.
>>1944812
She looks like female chun-lee
>>1944847
Just add legs.
I want Lapis to cry of happiness over being the first one Steven ever has sex with.
>>1944847
It's great so far, keep it up.
>>1944802
Wow, the most literal cock block on earth, I'm actually impressed
>>1944815
I assume if anything survived it survived as myth and specific details were lost to time. You have to consider what human society was like back then.
>>1944747
there is one bigger, but i do not trust it's not an upscaled bullshit png from waifu2x
>>1944813
write anon who just got on spring break, give me the qt/comfy or lewd prompts
>>1944918
NEET Lapis tries to find a job!
>>1944918
It's snowing, either lapis or peridot is confused at it.
steven lights the fireplace and explains and it's general cosy.
at the end steven invites them to bed, no lewds, just happy snuggles
>>1944918
Lapis and Jasper dominate Anon.
>>1944918
Peridot connecting with Ronaldo of all people, her revelations curb his ego his out look stablize her feelings of being a betrayer
>>1944918
Jasper and Peridot fusing, after many hilarious attempts at dancing.
>>1944815
People know, but they don't care.
Something makes them uninterested. Ronaldo is so alone and autistic he has time to investigate paranormal stuff and even then he's STILL uninterested in the gems.
The diamond authority thing was a huge coincidence, but everything he thinks about it is wrong. It's weird he said the exact name, maybe he had an epiphany or something.
>>1944918
Peridot made new enhancers, they are crude and follow the look of her to ot more, making her feel like a dork, character if your choice comforts her
>>1944948
>implying Ronaldo wouldn't try to vivisect her
Jasper seems to be loyal soldier that takes missions very seriously and would become an emotional wreck if she failed.
What if she gets upset that she failed to protect Peridot without realizing she is ok?
>>1944976
>takes missions seriously
>not emotional
But that's wrong.
what board is this?
>>1944976
>emotional wreck of she's failed
I doubt she has a perfect track record of success and would be able to compose herself in such an event. I mean, she did "lose the war" 5.5k years back.
>>1944976
She'd grab a random gem and hug them to death while venting her feelings
>>1944991
/b/ 2.0
>>1944976
She'll probably feel guilty for Peridot betraying their Homeworld and will want to make up for it somehow.
>>1944991
/trash/, it says it right at the top
>>1944976
The CGs have done her job for her! Thanks Crystal Gems!
>HULK HULGAN JUST BEAT GAWKER
>>1944847
that face is so cute!!
>>1944976
She's not emotionally stable, but I don't see her becoming a wreak.
I could see her losing it like Malachite does though.
>>1945013
This means nothing to me.
Is this considered shota?
>>1945028
you mean everything to me
>>1945023
>losing it like Malachite
What do you mean
>>1945023
Jasper is probably not gonna be ok after the Malachite incident.
>>1945034
This is perhaps the first fappable R34 I've seen of Stevonnie, not including erotic literature.
>>1945038
/qa/
>>1944918
Lapis telling Steven that she's in love with him, and that she really wants to be with him.
>>1944976
Jasper's threw the actual mission just to bring "Rose" back.
Though I doubt she'd consider it a failure after losing one fight.
That prolonged rape/torture Lapis pulled on her would definitely leave some mental scarring.
>>1945052
>Wow Lapis, that's...cool.
>I mean, I like you, but you're kind of...not my type?
I require more Steven fusion trap gems
>>1945034
No, Stevonnie is a young adult.
>>1945041
Like the way Malachite is going nuts in the leaked clip.
Even calls herself an abomination.
>>1945045
Lapis isn't, so I don't see how Jasper could be.
Would you let Jasper eat you?
>>1945091
That's one awful edit.
>>1945080
>she called herself an abomination
I think you read that line wrong, that was my self-hatred, that was demeaning dickery
>Lapis is fine
No, she's totally dead inside after failing at what she declared "now you're MY prisoner and I'm never letting you go!"
>>1945080
I wonder if Jasper is gonna get some of Lapis' self loathing after this.
>>1945109
*that wasn't self-hatred
My self esteem is ok
Molest?
>>1945091
I'd let Jasper feel me up and hold me
>>1945091
hell yeah!
>>1945119
I'll be the judge of that. Tell me about your mother.
>>1945034
Freako if your here I require a finished product I want to see Stevonnie cum in Garnet mouth
>>1945115
I don't know about self-loathing. I think she might just be angry overall.
And confused about fusion.
>>1945077
Do pre-pubescent bottoms go on to become boy molesting tops or are they permanently emasculated damaged goods?
>>1945148
Bottoms usually don't become tops later on. Switches are rather rare.
>>1945148
I don't like this post
>No story of a Trap using his girly looks to be mistaken as a girl
>Lesbian tries to fuck the trap
>>1944815
They know there's magical folks/monsters around, they just don't know the details. They don't know that they're rocks, or that their forms are an illusion
Just a reminder for you guys
>>1945163
Switches are also incredibly boring
>>1945193
I wonder how Greg can fuck a girl so big
>>1945182
http://exhentai.org/g/796911/ce8c7f351a/
>>1945203
Where there's a will there's a way
>>1945193
>The shirt is taped onto her chest
>>1945203
He drove his van in her womb.
>>1945197
>>1945184
I'm honestly kind of pumped to see what Connie's school is like in the graphic novel, because it's going to be the first significant example of authority and how it reacts to magical stuff. Mayor Dewey is a goober who's apparently too cheap to pay a police force, so he's fairly irrelevant. We might even get to see what they teach kids about the existence of magic, if we're very lucky.
>>1945139
You can't stop me
>>1945230
I should look up the rest of this guy's stuff.
>>1945216
I don't get it it's just a sad panda
>>1945226
>Gathered gallons and gallons of jizz
>Froze them all for preservation of his glorious seed
>One day called Yellow Diamond to a secluded spot on the beach so they could sex it up
>Literally asked her to shove his whole van up there with all those gallons of jizz
>The van was never seen again
>>1945091
Just in case you're wondering what it is an edit of
http://ksuriuri.tumblr.com/post/130621982821/doodling-jasper-is-my-life-now-d-also-idk-its
>>1945251
Your memes are stale, kid.
>>1945226
>I know you like it rough,
>And take up the whole room,
>So let me drive my van into your womb
>Let me drive my van into your womb
>>1945163
So the entire trap fetish is built around the act of destroying men's lives before they become men.
>>1945129
Do you think Zuke has a future after SU?
>>1945277
KEK
>>1945255
>YD gives birth to a vanman
>older Steven lives inside of his autobot half brother
>>1945279
Most traps in fiction are born that way. It's rare that you'll find something with a normal boy being converted into a fuccboi.
As for what people see in traps, it's different for everybody. The traps themselves don't do it for me since I self insert as them, I need to see them being molested by a MILF or fucked by a futa.
what her deviantart again?
>>1945287
I mean, probably. After SU's done she'll just get hired for other new CN shows. For a newbie she's got very good reputation.
>>1945269
It's not a meme
I only get a panda
Pls help
>>1945318
I'm mostly talking about the long history of boys becoming the bottoms for men. It was a common thing across the world since the beginning of recorded history. Modern day fapping is the same thing but with a modern twist.
Here's a pic of that charm keychain anon wanted.
>>1945320
druggie-marfans-poil.deviantart.cum
>>1945343
I don't have the energy to help someone past the panda.
The artist is Denki Shogun and the doujin is called Trap Trap.
>>1945366
Yeah, I suppose it was like that before. Both Romans and Catholics have done it, although for (allegedly) very different reasons.
>>1945387
Bitch doesn't even have marfans
>>1945391
No, I just happen to know that doujin off the top of my head since it's so hot and fairly unique.
I have it saved on my computer.
>>1945343
You have to be a level 40 virgin to get past it, sorry.
Or just google it.
>>1945381
Neat, thanks! I find this piece of merch thoughtful, not just overused vectors slapped on
y
>>1945392
And Greeks and Japanese and others.
>>1945468
I guess there's a long history of trying to pretend you're not gay.
>>1945438
I don't care enough to Google it.
>>1945415
You're hot and fairly unique.
>>1945491
Y-you too.
>>1945451
Thanks, I'm still at Hot Topic so let me know if there's anything I should keep an eye out for.
I already have...
Steven Funko (to complete the collection a I posted last night).
>Pearl Funko (sold out on CN's shop, Hot Topic's online store, and Kirin Hobby. If they're still up, it's for a June restock. Only buying to resell to shmucks).
>Carnival tumbler (because my drinks need to be in something cool)
>Charm Keychain (Because why not? And having only Pokemon League keychains on your backpack gets boring after a while).
>>1945620
>Shopping at Hot Topic
Killyourself.jpg
>>1945653
>Shopping for SU merch.
Hey, it's either that or dealing with the CN Shop and its inflated prices.
And look at what they've got!
Squidward is my favorite
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XKpQ_FwoPAU
>>1945653
Idiot
>>1945670
And I dropped the pic.
I need to get out of here, I think I cut myself on a few edges...
>>1945672
More like "Belongs in the trash"
>>1945672
Thanks for posting this, I didn't see it the first 10 times.
>>1945672
>Not liking Hulk Hogan
>>1945481
This idea that you are gay or straight is very new. Before you were just a top or a bottom. Homosexuality wasn't even considered cheating on your spouse. It was just good fun. The only problem is that it didn't go both ways. You had one person always taking the dick in the ass or one person always performing cunnilingus, and those people were considered lesser because of it.
>>1945620
Here's what I have so far
Not pictured: normal group shot metal keychain
When the stuff we saw previewed at the NY Toy Fair starts rolling out, that's when I'll go buy-crazy
>>1945653
The merch needs to be bought for the longevity of the show.
>>1944813
bubblegum lotion
I'm heading off to work, /sug/! Wish me luck!
You all have a blessed night, make it the best that it can be! And I'll see you all in morning!
If there was no WWII in Steven's universe,hat happened to Hitler?
>>1945866
Became a painter of renown.
>>1945866
he probably was just a painter
>>1945861
>>1944330
nice cosplay, Pearl!
>>1945910
Looking forward to them.
I'm headed to bed so I'll have to masturbate to it later.
Speaking of, is the guy working on that sequel to the Jasper fic still going?
>>1945727
>The merch needs to be bought for the longevity of the show.
This show has enough longevity already with this goshdarn hiatus.
So here's whet they've got along with the prices...
>Funkos ($12.50)
>T-shirts (Varies)
>Dog Tags ($4.50)
>Bifold and hinge wallets ($16.50)
>Vanilla-scented air freshener ($3.50)
>Baseball cap ($19.50)
>Reusable tote bag ($6.50)
>Plush throw blanket ($24.50)
>"Believe in Steven" rubber bracelets ($7.00)
>Charm Keychain featuring the CG's weapons ($9.50)
>Lanyard ($8.50)
>Winter hat ($19.50)
>Steven plush (N/A)
And that's it.
>>1945727
I'll post my collection when I get home.
what if lapis was a fucking racist
>>1946019
Then she would be Donald Trump.
>>1946019
All the gems are racist, especially Pearl.
>>1946060
>>1945959
Is the baseball cap the ghetto version of a cap with the sticker and everything? That's the only kind I've seen.
>>1946057
>Trump
>Racist
Pick one
>>1946136
>You
>Meme'd on
Pick both
Who would win in a fight, Blue Pearl or Yellow Pearl?
>>1946161
shakira
>>1946074
>We never built the wall and let humans pay for it
>We never made a deal with Greg so he can't stop being with Rose
We couldn't make the Temple great agaim
>Decide to get a price check on the Steven plush.
>go over to the cashier and ask for a price check.
>While he's getting the price, he says I look like an older Steven.
Well, that's a first...
Oh, and the plush is $39.90 before tax.
>>1946189
did you buy it, anon?
>>1946189
How long are you going to spend in that Hot Topic, anon? The cashiers must be looking at you funny.
>>1946189
>40$
Thats an impressively shitty price.
Also you should probably lose weight.
>>1946189
>Oh, and the plush is $39.90 before tax.
Jesus. Are you going to buy that?
once the pearl plushie is out im going to fuck it
>>1946248
which one?
>>1946083
No, it's actually pretty decent. It features the cover art of the comics.
>>1946204
>>1946236
Yep, but I got another 40 bucks coming in tonight and lord knows how much tomorrow.
And hey, now that Soldier Heartless has a playmate.
>>1946206
I left it a while ago, anon.
Oh, and...
>The cashiers must be looking at you funny.
It was in Hollywood, everyone there is weird as balls.
>>1946228
>You should lose some weight.
We all do, my friend...
>>1946448
Speak for yourself. im 6'1 and 135 lbs
>>1946448
No I meant to say that it's one of those flat caps, they don't have the normal kind.
>>1946468
That's... really fucking skinny man.
>>1946468
You need us to mail you some trail mix?
>>1946494
Yeah kinda. I dont even have one of those mental conditions. I eat one meal a day with snacks inbetween(hell even drinking a shit load of empty carbs like 4 sodas in one day) doesnt get me to the average 2k. I just find it really hard to eat unless im hungry.
>>1946509
Why trail mix?
>>1946525
you exercise regularly ? if you don't you could start, it might help you put on a slight bit
>>1946448
I'm 5'7 and 103. I check the scale every morning.
>>1946468
how are you not dead?
>>1946554
Honestly i tried jogging but somewhere along the line i kinda fucked up my feet. You know the ballerina pose thing where they stand on their toes? I kinda do that normally but with the balls of my feet. Like i cant stretch my ankle to keep my foot flat on the ground anymore while standing. Ever try running on your toes? Doesnt work too good.
>>1946616
Maybe i did and my skeleton is just a shitposter
>>1946693
Your skeleton is very heavy then.
>>1946525
did you know that eating fat like butter and coconut oil (which is 90% saturated fat) is actually the best thing that you can do for your body? it makes it sure that you don't feel like crap, and will restore you to a normal weight. I shit you not I did it.
>>1946693
Aren't we all just skeleton shitposters with cloths of flesh?
>>1946590
>103
>5'7
holy shit dude.
WELL YA KNOW SOMETHING BROTHER, THE BIG BAD GAWKER THOUGHT HE COULD MESS WITH THE HULKSTER AND EXPLOIT HIS PAIN FOR PERSONAL GAIN, MEAN GENE! BUT THESE HULKAMANIACS OUT HERE KNOW THAT I THRIVE ON PAIN! I'VE NEVER BACKED DOWN WHEN THE HEAT IS ON, AND NOW THAT I'VE DROPPED GAWKER FOR THE 1 2 3, THEY OWE THE HULKSTER 115 MILLION, JACK!
BUT Y'KNOW MEAN GENE, IT WAS NEVER ABOUT THE MONEY! IT WAS ABOUT ALL THE LITTLE HULKSTERS! IT WAS ALL ABOUT THE LITTLE HULKSTERS WHO POST EMBARRASSING LITTLE MOMENTS ONLINE! ONE DAY THEY COULD BE A PRESIDENT, OR A CEO, OR FILLING IN FOR THE BIG HULKSTER HIMSELF, RIGHT HERE IN TAMPA FLORIDA, WHEN GAWKER COULD TAKE THOSE LITTLE MOMENTS, AND USE THEM FOR THEIR OWN GAIN!
WELL BROTHER, IT'S NOT GONNA HAPPEN! BECAUSE WITH THE POWER OF THE LITTLE HULKSTERS, THE 24 INCH PYTHONS, AND A 115 MILLION DOLLAR VICTORY FOR HULKAMANIA, YOU GOTTA ASK YOURSELF!
WHATCHA GONNA DO, WHEN HULK HOGAN, THE HULKAMANIACS, AND THE AMERICAN LEGAL SYSTEM RUN WILD
ON
YOOOOOOOUUUUUU!!!!!
>>1946708
Im just big boned, gosh anon.
>>1946714
I somehow doubt that eating fat in abundance makes people healthy.
>>1946617
you should get that checked out
what if they told jasper about how rose died and she begged greg to teach him how to use sex as a weapon
>>1946715
(O.O'')
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Well... Here's the haul, /sug/. I wanted to pick up the reusable tote and one of the wallets, but even I have my limits.
No Heartless shenanigans for today, I locked that Soldier Heartless in a tiny box before I left.
Now what should I sell the Pearl Funko for and when? Should I hold onto it until the stock dries up or should I sell it tomorrow?
>>1946751
It's all about how your body processes it, my friend.
On the topic of SU merch
>>1946847
Which piece of upcoming merch are you most excited for?
For me, it's the Funko mystery minis. Very stylized, but it includes Lapis and Peridot so I'm in
>>1946751
that's what has been drilled into your mind all of your life, but it's wrong, it's actually very outdated. Eating fat in abundance makes it so your satisfied. Sugar is actually the bad part in food, because there is SO MUCH of it in every part of our diet.
Some farmers fed their pigs coupious amounts of coconut oil, but the pigs got THINNER.
also, dr. hyman puts his obese patients on a high fat low sugar diet for 3 weeks, and his patients cholesterol and triglycerides dropped drastically.
>>1946295
the blue one
>>1946860
Fund it
>>1946847
Hotglue the Steven plushie
>>1945320
Remember when she/he killed a guy?
Good times.
>>1947046
Wait, what?
Has /sug/ seen this? It was created several days ago in a /co/ drawthread.
>>1947046
RIP Anon
He jerked it too hard
>>1946448
6'3", 210 pounds
My attempts to get even bigger and cosplay Jasper by the end of this year have been mostly thwarted. I injured my knees earlier this year and have been out of the gym for a while.
PT's going well though.
>>1946936
The plushes, but the Funko Mystery Minis also look interesting (and I hope both will be easily available). Those foam gaunlets remind me of a part of my childhood that's long since passed.
>>1946986
Isn't there some research on how our bodies process HFCS differently when compared to other sugars?
>>1947041
No.
>>1947053
Oh God I don't have the post anymore. Does anyone have it saved?
Anyway this dude beat his dick too hard to that Pearl cosplayer and ended up bursting his fucking guts.
>>1947116
>>1947130
A+ anon
Slow drawfag reporting in..
> Garnet killing a monster by throwing multiple of her glasses at it
weekdays are kind of difficult to draw but I will probably be able to fulfill at least one request per day, like I have said, until the end of the hiatus or so..
Next requests will be human Lion, Steven getting a haircut, re-draw of a Simpsons scene with Amethyst and Pearl, Crystal Gems VS Homeworld Gems and Division Agent Pearl.. will probably finish this weekend
if you requested something and did not get on threads, see shifuto.tumblr.com
>>1944767
It isnt instant death. They have to carry the baby to term. They could just not shapeshift eggs and then they're totally fine
>>1947170
Based
>>1947104
adding 1 liter of olive oil to your diet will make you much healthier.
>>1947170
Good stuff
>>1947170
Jesus. A+ work anon.
Hey, do any of you guys have that dice rolling picture for pearl? it was on one of the previous threads, but it dissipated.
>>1946986
Cool! I should try that.
>>1947253
I want this too, for reasons.
>>1947253
I'm gonna samefag for attention
>>1946738
BROTHER
>>1947253
I'm gonna samefag for attention
>>1947253
I'm gonna samefag for attention.
>>1947313
You aren't me. I need this picture. I need to get a poil
>>1947253
I'm gonna samefag for attention..
>>1947253
I'm gonna samefag for attention!
>>1947253
I'm gonna sameffag for attention.
I'm gonna samefag for sexual attention!
>>1947253
calm down, dumbass
>>1947387
fuck me daddy
I'm going to masturbate on the floor for attention!
>>1947253
I'm gonna samefag for attention
>>1947395
THANK YOUUUUUUUUU FFFFFFUCKme THANKSSSSSSSSSSSS!
>>1947395
I'm gonna samefag for attention
>>1947253
I'm gonna samefag for attention...
>>1947395
Thank you so much! Just going to say this, the first time i posted "I'm gonna samefag for attention" was the only time it was actually me
>>1947253
I'm gonna samefag for attention.....
>>1947430
rollan for a poiple poil
>>1947430
Actually I'm kidding, it really is mostly me samefagging for attention
>>1947395
fine.
Any drawfags feeling up to a Draw The Squad thing?
I've got 3 of em by the same guy, anyone wanna give em a go?
>>1947395
lloR
>>1947470
Does anyone have a problem that I samefagged for attention? Really?
>>1947484
What is that?
>>1947484
Use any character you want, homeworld gems, crystal gems humans, or nor, i mean i'm not the boss of you
>>1947430
I'm also the one who spams all the fallout 4 pics
>>1947499
No replies?
Fine, I'll keep samefagging for attention
>>1947500
It's a thing where you draw your fav characters or whatever in the positions in the image.
Can be humorous.
>>1947470
>>1947456
LIAR!
>>1947522
>>1947532
I might give it a try someday
>>1947397
okay son
>>1947546
STOPE SAMEFAGGING FOR ATTENTION
I am not samefagging, but I am seeking attention.
>>1947549
>>1947574
i want this but with pearl or peridot
>>1947546
Samefagging my post real quick
>>1947561
I think I killed the thread. Curse my samefagging bringing in the Mean Pearls
>>1947573
you have my attention
go on
im going to suicide screaming "its your fault CN for the SU hiatus" for attention
>>1947585
YEESSS
>>1947600
Sexlab for Fallout when?
>>1947612
They keep samefagging Teen Titans Go for attention
Ok to hopefully stop the samefag spam
>HELLO PATRONS OF /SUG/
>COME AND FIND YOUR NEW NAME WITH PROFESSOR DONKEY KONG'S DONG-SIZED NAME EXPAND-O-TRON 2000
>>1947629
:3
>>1947612
Stream it
>>1947603
stop getting your images from shitty boorus
>>1947638
>>1947605
Well shit, I've got nothing. Have this.
>>1947638
Samefagging Attention-Seeker
>>1947664
Indexer stop samefagging what the fuck
>>1947665
>>1947664
literally just stole it from some other anon
>>1947687
Why was fallout 4 such shit?
>>1947679
what's an indexer?
>>1947708
Bethesda
I love how shit this thread is right now, endless samefagging and fallout sperm spam
>>1947708
it wasn't
>>1947664
stop getting your autism from shitty genetics
>>1947692
Nope, first time this image is posted on 4chan since the archive started again
http://desustorage.org/_/search/image/mWP-qWy18Omhpj-HjcmHpA/
and that is a MD5 hash, usually all booru images have that hash, including the prefix sample_ if you fucked up and saved the thumbnail instead
>>1947728
How can you believe that?
>>1947735
You dirty thief, that's a spanking
How wide do you want the belt - daddy's work trousers or mommy's thin shiny one?
Well this thread is shitter than usual, I'm just going to spam shit until we hit the image limit and hope the next one is better for some magical reason.
>>1947749
because
>>1947772
We'll just samefag for more attention again.
>>1947783
shit meme senpai
we money are people to
>>1947811
Who said meme's were always good? Or need I say: Dam Daniel!
This got boring pretty quickly, I'll just post low quality images so Indexer will do the rest of the work for me.
>>1947845
>>1947845
And an infamous specimen.
Okay I'm out, fuck y'all.
>>1947845
His booty is very sore right now he'll need a minute
In reality, you just had to ask
>>1947867
Good boy, Indexer, good boy. Here, another shitty thumbnail.
>>1947872
I'm gonna post another couple of p13 too
>>1947884
Please do not rattle the cage
>>1947897
The cockcage I've put on you won't be off for a week, don't you worry about rattling
In the mean time, the aloe vera is on the top shelf if your bum needs it
>>1947959
>>1947959
>>1947959
>>1944429
Oh come on now. That's just an orange man with fatty chest tissue.
>>1947671
>THE PIPE IS LEAKING
That's such a great movie.