Desperado Games 75: 3/4 the way to 100!
RULES:
>First 47 (Yeah it's kinda slow but whatever)
>Previous Champion (Mysterious Challenger) gets in free
>No clone characters
>Have fun!
Mii Swordfighter
>>1942384
Meme
>>1942384
Fujiwara no Mokou
Ice bear
Sans
>>1942384
Garnet
>>1942384
Riguru Naitobagu
Neptune!
Touko Fukawa
>>1942384
Chen!
>>1942384
Booker
Narika Shina
Vic Viper
Lord Beerus
The Winner of this game
Matsuda
Squid Girl
>>1942380
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wFKp1sQrVqY
Alter Saber
>>1942384
Tiny Pep
Eggman-kun
>>1942384
Crendor
literature girl
Nymph
Curly
Alfred F. Jones
Sigludo
>>1942384
Youhei Sunohara
Celes
>>1942384
Aussa
>>1942384
Shintaro
Pantsu
Tricky
Peacock
Misaki Mei
Based Chandelier of Much Rape
Filthy Frank Anime Hunter
>>1942384
Martin Rauch
Corrin
Major Ocelot
Josh
>>1942410
>192410
>19241
>1924
>192
>19
>9
BAKAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
Hikigaya Hachiman
Akihiko Sanada
Noya
A Traveler
>Filler so change me whit anyone
Olaf
Bob
Tom Brady
Worst cripple
Misogi Kumagawa
Captain Luna
Ms. Fortune
Squigly
>>1942331
>You really should.
>>1942351
Well for one, why he's dead. What caused it?
>>1942364
I haven't seen one of you in a few months. I could help you if you need it.
>throws brick
>>1942441
Eila Ilmatar Juutilainen
>>1942443
>>1942418
If you're the fucker who wanted someone in ERP to pick her up to lewd her, I swear to God, I will fugging skewer you.
Kamina
>>1942349
>>1942458
I don't know how to read.
Takumi
>>1942426
>PLEASE RENAME THIS TO "Kergerenko"
>>1942459
>catches it
>breaks it with just his hand
>>1942426
>>1942459
This was funny while it was Deebo/Link doing it, but you guys turned it into shit.
>>1942426
Neat.
>>1942464
>Nah, but I picked her up because of that post.
>>1942426
Sucks, doesn't it?
The Dinkster
>>1942474
>>1942472
>>1942478
>Damn I fucked up hard
>>1942374
People refer to me as Saber because that is my class or type if you will,It is best to identify me as what I am,it's like a description..
>>1942426
>bananapeelslip.mp3
>>1942474
Not really. It's not like they were secret on who they played. It was just a mistake.
>>1942466
...Prince Takumi.
>>1942472
>>1942482
>Atleast no one caught my fuck-up except for you/Kamui
>>1942478
I can pick up agnés like you wanted S-sempai
>>1942475
Please don't lewd the literature girl.
>>1942426
Not Late Zero
>>1942498
Are you sure about that, RingaTifa?
>>1942493
>>1942498
>implying
I was there, Ringy, I was there when you fucked up.
>>1942498
>mfw implying
>>1942500
>O-only if you want to.
>>1942507
>We all do silly things and i honestly am not that much of a cruel bastard to torment one over it.
>>1942498
>>1942504
>posts because the other FE fags showed up
H u e
No surprise your circlejerk is stale as fuck.
>>1942488
...
"Brother".
>>1942510
What happened?
>>1942426
>Anon posts to this very funny swap that everyone obviously knew just to stay relevant like the other 7 idiots have done before this or else (You) won't be relevant.
>>1942484
https://youtu.be/9zvTP9q0SbA
>>1942387
Aha, you fool! Now I know what your weakness is!
>throws body pillows at you
>>1942392
That's, well, um... you s-
>>1942459
>gets hit with brick
>dies
>>1942507
Ah,yes! like that!...can I make it any easier to understand..unless you already understood.
>>1942520
Ike
Who have hit rock bottom here.
>>1942401
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1ioSnzX5VnM
>>1942505
>>1942510
>>1942513
>>1942519
>f-ffuck
>>1942532
everyone here
>>1942529
Let me fuck Chihiro you bastard.
>>1942508
kekd
That image doesn't say "AAAAAA".
It says "Wa, Awawawawawa"
Awawa!
>>1942520
I agree,but It's not like I'm late by an hour I woke up early for this.
>>1942521
Finally found the insanity within yourself to come kill me? Even after the war is over?
Madness if that is exactly what you are planning.
>>1942539
E-Erp is not allowed here!
>>1942528
All I can imagine is that it's your weapon of preference, or...something.
>>1942539
No erping.
>>1942547
>touches butt
No rules can stop me.
>>1942520
Fuck off, King Knight.
>>1942473
HG is pretty much a digital intestine. Stuff goes in, gets broken down and stripped of any useful nutrients, then turned into shit and displayed on your monitor.
>>1942533
man you sure sound like a faggot
>>1942527
http://vocaroo.com/i/s16N04r9A1xQ
>>1942520
i thought king knight was only a whiny cunt in character
guess im wrong
oi kunts
Been gone a bit, whatsis Hoshi business?
And tell me in 10 words or less I'm a busy man
>>1942556
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1CRh5y4juuN
>>1942562
Kill yourself.
>>1942562
Junko confessed
Hoshi left
>>1942562
junko choose junko side hoshi feel betray
>>1942562
>And tell me in 10 words or less I'm a busy man
That sentence alone was more than 10 words
tl;dr
>>1942384
Alright, there, we good?
>I also had an idea to give shitty self-thought nicknames to everyone but i'd rather not unless you guys REALLY want me to
>>1942562
He's in one of his phases again.
He'll be back.
>>1942564
I am sorry if my presence disturbs you, knight with a monarch upbringing. Anything i could do to ease your pain?
>>1942566
I wish I could
>>1942542
>gook speak
>>1942562
Junko went damage control Hoshi believed it and cried
>>1942565
AsGayAsMion/10
>>1942581
Just do it.
>>1942516
Ofcourse, I'll just have to know how to play her. Where'd Edea go?
>>1942578
I kinda want you to, but I know everyone else doesn't feel the same way.
>>1942578
Rauch, not Raunch.
>>1942550
You catch on a little fast,I would like to explain further but I have some business to take care of this meeting was successful,may we speak later on.
>>1942502
>don't plan on it ;~;
>>1942578
>>1942572
Please say this is true. Please.
If Hoshit is gone forever (which he isn't, this place is the only joy in his miserable life), I swear to never shitpost again and host at least a couple times a week.
>>1942578
Ice bear is ready.
>>1942565
>could you say howdy ho for me
>>1942578
Its a good idea
>>1942578
Looks fine host.
>>1942580
I don't remember talking about you.
Give me some depressive as fuck music.
>>1942594
i had a teacher named mrs. rauch in 3rd grade. she got cancer and died.
What are you listening to ?
>>1942591
>Not a clue, she is like a goddamn phantom, appearing one second and disappearing the next
>>1942432
All my tokens are going to this wonderful thing
>>1942584
Ooh, sounds juicy. Pics or story?
>>1942578
Good-O.
>>1942599
Don't worry. I'll take over his job, just for you.
>>1942596
Well, I've got nothing my head other than patriotism and mobile suit piloting skills, so I BETTER catch on quick....
Farewell, Lady Artoria.
>>1942578
>Thank you for changing the name
>>1942607
I am pretty sure i fit the ''Fire Emblem'' description. I am sorry if my presence contributes to the stale nature of my companions and...familiars.
>>1942594
Ranch :3
>>1942610
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bJ9r8LMU9bQ&index=80
Night faggots.
>>1942535
>Well I don't see why anyone should keep bringing it up, so I never say anything.
>>1942578
Do it if you wish.
>>1942579
Pretty much this. He did say one time that he would never post on /trash/ again during /sanc/
I wanna fuck parsee
>>1942599
He hasn't weighed in here, so I think it'll be a while before he comes back.
>>1942533
Wh-What do you want from me?
>>1942557
That's what you think. Thousands of people die every year from pillow related injuries you know.
>>1942578
District 2 looks pretty great. Ready to roll!
>>1942610
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jXahLqDbXDE
>>1942608
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iWO4ff1HXYY
>>1942578
Looks great!
>>1942610
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Wxnv2vtyFpk
>>1942610
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PXXdcxQK7dU
>>1942627
I doubt you'd want to ERP with someone that has the grammar of a 10 year old.
>>1942608
Nah! let's get hyped!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wDIUyyQqQ_M
>>1942578
Let's go.
>>1942622
>kissus forehead
>>1942631
>>1942458
Ok.
>>1942639
"You fucking what mate?"
>>1942578
>>1942594
Fix'd
>And about that idea I had, I'll do it next game, but with fair warning.
>>1942629
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0oMH4sRzIyl
So Parsee = Sakuya, right?
>>1942608
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gFJ1r6_4mW4
>>1942611
Hope she pops back up, she's a qt. Any tips on how to properly do Agnés?
>>1941306
If you're still here Miku I am the one who played as George Bush
>>1942652
Old Alice = Parsee = Current Sakuya = Ryouna
>>1942648
>You put 2 o's in lord for Lord Beerus.
>>1942652
"Yes, I am indeed the vampire Sakuya but also the bridge keeper Parsee. Paru anon"
Would you join prom games not created by Hoshi?
>>1942552
I know people who can!
>>1942608
https://youtu.be/0NqDlIMUl0g?list=PLU4ktq2pWONtSYFFHnFZPFfSXMF5Rw0fn
>>1942652
Also Alice and Ryouna
>>1942610
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=xxnPM-1CBLQ
>>1942731
I mean
I joined Rin's soiree
>>1942733
They aren't here right now.
>>1942731
Only if Mokou is okay
>>1942731
I would think that it would depend if the host was a "good enough host" to host them in the first place.
My short answer is, "yes".
>>1942747
Not KK but I'll still do it to see you even saltier.
>>1942750
>why you only do the quotes as Sakuya
So she can be a special fucking snowflake, that's why. having a different speak pattern than regular ones are more noticable and thus generate more (You)s
>>1942644
This is what I mean by help.
>Garnet
>>1942651
W-Whatever. I don't need to be smart if I'm strong.
>>1942627
I wanna fuck Link.
I can't continue reading this NTR manga
It's too damn painful
>>1942648
>>1942729
FUCK
Fix'd, let's go
Pretty boring bloodbath.
>>1942629
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1xx79OjtoLc
>>1942784
>>1942773
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0NJgQ1qkQpQ
>>1942608
>>1942610
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lbPbnxlH_OA
>>1942784
...Maybe I can intimidate someone with these.
Hopefully.
>>1942782
Which one? I like suffering.
>>1942784
The only thing I need is my ice, my strength and my smarts
>>1942781
>>1942784
You distract everyone else. The doctor and I will gather everything.
>>1942608
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zhXZTK-ifmw
>you will never meet the love of your life on a riverbank dyed in the setting sun
>>1942782
>Are you reading the NTR manga I think you're reading?
>>1942784
If Prince Takumi decided to challenge me in combat, i shall grant him the duel he deserves and a quick death if his honor desires so. For now, i shall run.
>>1942742
We are surrounded by them!
>>1942770
>That makes perfect sense. I think.
>>1942784
Direct shot!
>>1942777
She sucks your blood draining 3 pints of blood then she starts to slowly molest you making sure she gets what she pays for.
>>1942802
10/10
>>1942808
Fine I will just skip the rape and get to the nasty part instantly!
>holds hands
Is that guy who played Alvin here?
>>1942802
I'm gonna do something with this
>>1942784
There can only be one Fuhrer!
>Daily Reminder the FREEDOM event is nonlethal
>>1942763
Or we could work together to make the games fun for everybody.
>>1942822
>stops
>>1942837
How about no?
>>1942786
>throws body pillow at you
Just use this, it's the next best thing.
>>1942794
Gr... Just you wait until I get my tank out of that river. I'll show you.
>>1942831
Even the cutest face can hide a killer's...
>>1942838
Not cool bro.
>>1942830
like what
>>1942831
Ice bear will bring peace and order to the world.
>>1942831
I'm actually okay with this.
>>1942841
It's time for healing, anon. I am tired of the shitposting. Do what you will and have a great day.
>>1942831
I don't get what I just did, but a prank is a prank nontheless
>>1942784
Really?
>>1942831
I'd love to go "home", if I could.
>>1942810
>I can provide images for you.
>>1942831
>Like this.
>Garnet
what Ava do you wanna see
>>1942802
I don't get it.
>>1942822
>>1942838
T-thank you.
>>1942843
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1K1BRA0MaJQ
>>1942831
4 cannon shots can be heard in the distance.
Based Chandelier of Rape
Narika Shina
Crendor
Celes
A couple parties enter the Dungeon. Who will survive to the next morning?
More than enough to kill anything that moves, eh?
>>1942867
A good one.
>>1942867
Asuka from NGE
>>1942867
Junko Enoshima from the Danganronpa series.
>>1942867
Erston Outway
>>1942867
>Raven
I was never here.
>>1942867
Bane
>>1942867
Sakuya from 2hu
>>1942863
>ooooohhhhhh
>yeah that would be appreciated
>>1942867
Akane Kurashiki
>>1942877
hue
>>1942875
God...dammit.
>>1942875
Party hard!
>>1942867
>Keine, Mima, Crabman from My Name's Earl
>>1942875
...And that's how i united two rival kingdoms against a common foe.
>>1942875
I will just lay here.
>tfw your city is 80% white
feelsgoodman.jpg
>>1942875
Sorry, but DIO-sama has ordered me to get rid of you.
>>1942875
Worst Cripple gong all Barkley up in this bitch
>>1942867
>Any Fate or JJBA characters, really
>>1942910
>tfw your city is 100% betray
no deal
>cody
>>1942875
>>1942911
The hell is a Dio...?
>>1942914
...No, actually, i do not.
Guys i think i will leave to play blue dota or some thing like that , i hope some of you win...
And have a nice day
>>1942914
UNLIMITED MAGICAL POWER!
>>1942906
>Mima
Never ever
I forget did we ever have a Yoshikage Kira or did I dream that up?
>>1942843
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0mcZlpCcGBi
>>1942816
Good luck!
>>1942867
Chuckles the Enchilada
>>1942930
Don't say that anon
I'm sure Mima will appear in [Next Touhou Game]
>>1942914
You two go on ahead and ride whatever you want. I'd rather just sit here.
>>1942922
My master of course, I'm surprised you've never met him.
>>1942914
I don't see how I keep missing everyone.
>>1942892
>Alright, give me a second.
>>1942889
Is this a joke?
>>1942851
Just gonna make an edit
>>1942946
Do you feel it in your bones?
>>1942907
Ice bear likes your story.
>>1942914
Ice bear will defeat you later.
>>1942937
Kira Yoshikage? No, I don't believe we do. I've never heard the name before at least. Go ahead and start a folder for him if you please.
>>1942952
no but you are
>>1942946
Unless that cirrhosis finally catches up with ol' Zun. Tick tock tick tock :^)
>>1942943
>>1942906
>Crabman
Yes_pillow.png
>>1942956
yes
>Mima appears in every PC98 Touhou game, appears about the same time as Reimu
>Doesn't survive the windows era switch
>ITS NOT FAIR
>>1942965
>He turned 41 today IIRC, He'll live for a while
>>1942867
Tony Dinozzo
>>1942968
or not
Anybody want to buy some Snackoos? Selling them for a dollar.
>>1942971
>forgot image
Which ava do you want to see come back (regardless of who is behind it)?
>>1942960
Thanks,I'll work on him right away.
>>1942971
>>1942979
>>1942978
Shove them up your ass.
>>1942982
Sounds perfect.
>>1942980
very fast dog
>>1942980
SANYA
SAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAANYAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
>>1942972
hell be fine
>>1942957
>meme
I never once said a meme that circle around Sakuya
>>1942961
Seriously?
>>1942964
No I am not.
>>1942914
6 cannon shots can be heard in the distance.
Kergerenko
Major Ocelot
Tom Brady
Matsuda
Tiny Pep
Youhei Sunohara
C'mon, just fuckin' kill each other already!
>>1943004
That's what you think. The entire character is a meme at this point.
>>1942980
Tiz
>>1942996
I won't disappoint you son.
>>1943005
Ice is the solution to everything!
>freezes the infection
>>1942980
Super big Brothers
Hoshi
>>1942948
I typically keep away from most Earthnoids here.
>hitting the reply limit before the image limit
Are we kill in terms of avafagging?
>>1942980
Dipper
Gumball
>>1942980
See
>>1943013
>>1943017
>Super big Brothers
oh god
>>1943024
>hitting the reply limit before the image limit
They're only 50 apart
>>1942988
I'll shove 'em up yours if you don't buy any.
>>1943013
Same.
>>1942980
Shantae
>>1943033
Don't threaten me with a good time.
>>1943014
You'd better not.
>>1943024
I've been noticing a lot more anon posts as of late. Probably another sign that the games are dying.
>>1943016
Who is Cirno? Why does she have the nine?
>>1942980
Based Hoshi Wrecker
also known as hiccup
>>1943037
...you're joking, right?
>>1943044
I'm Cirno, its me!
>>1943048
>>1943019
What's the point in even being here then? Most of us here are from Earth, don'tcha know?
>>1943049
You're an idiot.
>>1943005
Sans, you're doing the thing again! Don't do the thing!
>>1943005
A throwing axe..interesting.
>>1943024
What's wrong anon? I thought you wanted there to be less circlejerking.
>>1943011
She's not actually.
>>1943047
F, Oldfag Slayer.
>>1942977
...
>>1943060
....
Anyone got an idea what just happened?
>>1943060
>>1943069
F Literature Girl
>>1943060
>>1943065
You made it a meme. I might not speak in quotation marks but that doesn't make me speak japanese.
>>1942980
Broly.
>>1943052
I already turned you down once, now go away.
>>1943060
>roars
>>1942980
Sunset
Jesus
>>1943065
She kinda is. All of your characters get raped and killed by you, you crazy cunt.
You don't roleplay, you make murderporn.
>>1943056
Not all of us.
>She looks skywards
And i never said I was here by choice.
>>1943060
5 cannon shots can be heard in the distance.
Sigludo
Martin Rauch
Literature Girl
Lord Beerus
Riguru Naitobagu
...I got nothing funny to say.
>>1943082
>>1943065
I'm just confused about the quotes and why you had her become a vampire.
>>1943081
kek
>>1943081
So me roleplaying Sakuya where her Mistress became selfish forcing her to become a vampire is now a meme?
>>1943090
She kind of isn't and she was never raped or killed.
>>1943126
>So me roleplaying Sakuya where her Mistress became selfish forcing her to become a vampire is now a meme?
But that is not canon, at all
>>1943083
But I wanted to buy snackoos.
>>1943131
does it need to be canon?
>>1943126
>Mistress
just go to ERP for that shit, we don't want to read you 'erotically getting your blood sucked out of your neck'.
>>1943126
but you forced a forced forced... uh...
>>1943126
I don't think anyone in here forced you to become a lesbian vampire that targets 2 other lesbians in a threeway made of unoriginality.
>>1943140
>>1943135
Then give me a dollar.
>>1943140
MEMES
E
M
E
S
>>1943109
That's, uh, one hell of a family, I guess...
>>1943126
how would you feel if there was another sakuya here?
>>1943140
>when you see the thumbnail but decide to click it anyway because you want to know what it's about
>>1943154
>>1943140
>>1943140
>>1943151
About that. I don't have any money.
>>1943154
>tips with the force of 1000 Icicle falls
>>1943140
>>1943109
I guess this is a fitting death.
>>1943099
I'm not too sure I really understand...
>>1943126
>Picking a fight with anons
The fuck are you doing? I thought you were smarter than this.
>>1943156
Alice has a fetish for doppelgangers
she'd love it
>>1943138
well if you want to represent a character yes.
make on oc for that shit you forced
>>1943109
>>1943174
>alice
>smart
Anon...
>>1943173
I'm a Spacenoid, of course! I was born and raised in a space colony.
>>1943154
10 cannon shots can be heard in the distance.
Eggman-Kun
Pantsu
Shintaro
A Traveler
Chen
Hikigaya Hachiman
Vic Viper
Misaki Mei
Booker
Mii Swordfighter
Misogi, that is a really damn pitiful way to go.
>>1943169
So go away!
>>1943126
Hey, Alice, want to ERP?
>>1943196
C-can't we work something out?
>>1943194
What an cool trick!
I'll hire you for my birthday party!
>>1943194
>I'm actually eating pizza right now, what a coincidence
>>1943209
What for?
>>1943175
maybe we should have quadruplets of maids sucking each other off.
Friendly reminder.
>>1943119
Quotations are indicating her speaking. After Imperishable Night, when Sakuya out right rejected Remilia's suggestion of her to become immortal, that weighted heavily on Remilia's mind which then made her become selfish and turned Sakuya into a vampire against her will.
>>1943131
Oh boy, if we're gonna talk about canon then why don't you point out everyone else who isn't playing their character canonically. Come on I am waiting.
>>1943241
You
>>1943237
Just let it go
>>1943241
>Quotations are indicating her speaking.
almost spit my drink
>>1943194
>Sorry for leaving
I'm sure the clown would have want that.
>>1943237
who gives a shit?
>>1943224
>rolls for seduction check
>>1943194
Hmm... Saber Alter or Corrin? Now i'm actually kinda curious as to who would win.
>Newthread coming up soon
>>1943237
>I'm on there
I thought he had like 50 people added
not that I care at all
again
>>1943191
I really don't understand what you're talking about, now I'm just confused even more.
>>1943277
I'll use all my game skills to win this game!
>buttonmashes
>>1943277
>>1943277
Ice bear is ready for his close up.
>>1943272
I don't know what you're doing but it's not going to work. Go away.
>>1943286
I'm not from Earth, I'm from a massive structure in space used as a colony!
>>1943299
You're not any fun, you know that?
>>1943277
>
>>1943277
Are you kidding.
>>1943294
As promised.
http://m.imgur.com/a/ZBjbl
>>1943277
Sparring indicates it is ment for practicing one's fighting skills. Not neccesarily to win.
>>1943303
Ohhh, so you're just crazy, like me.
>>1943241
There's too much wrong with this post to even label or break down.
>>1943241
>quotations are indicating her speaking
indicates
why even bother, do you need to be a special flower?
>the rest of the reply to that anon
still the doujinshi
>why don't you point out everyone else not playing canonically
we do you fucking blind cunt
>>1943309
>thank you