ERP Thread
Return of the Fallout Shelter Edition
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>>1834383
>>1837046
Why does there need to be a "fallout shelter" every other thread now?
>>1837063
Because HG
>>1837083
But what if every anon and avatar wishlist is for us to be together and lewd, then what?
6th!
>>1837046
>>1837063
Is it from the cancer?
>>1837091
It's not. Fuck off and die from alcohol poisoning already, worthless shit
>>1837054
Hi!
>>1837101
>tosses inside a TV
REMOVE
IBUKI
Reporting in...
>>1837095
>licks face
Please love me
>>1837095
worst strike witch is also the most retarded one
>>1837100
When are we getting married anon?
>>1837098
Later Hoshi/Vraeth
>>1837110
>tfw some of your best Erpers are from Hg
How does it feel to know this?
>>1837107
P-please get off of me!
>>1837112
>
>>1837118
Luffy/Ibuki are shitty so I feel indifference.
>>1837118
>tfw you keep saying that without any context
How does it feel to know the threads still persisted before that? How does it feel to know that more of you faggots keep jumping ship and joining us? Keep lurking and stop posting turbofag
>>1837121
I JUST WANT YOU TO LOVE ME!
>>1837046
Yippee-yay there'll be no wedding bells, for today
I got spurs that jingle, jangle, jingle
As I go ridin' merrily along
And they sing, 'Oh ain't you glad you're single
And that song ain't so very far from wrong.
>>1837122
Not talking about Luffy.
>>1837110
Who gives a fuck? You're all fucking cancer. Just sit here fester; you're all quarantined.
>>1837105
Adachi-sama had his chance to let Ibuki touch him, now go away!
>>1837114
As soon as your liver fails, call me. I'll be there at your funeral since no one else will.
>>1837128
So you aren't single because you have me, aww love you too dear.
>>1837110
>cancer calling others cancer
>>1837137
>you're all quarantined
As opposed to who, exactly? This entire board is a containment zone you fucking idiot. Just because you might have come from /co/ doesn't make you any less of a bumbling faggot.
>>1837140
I don't drink that often anymore anon, you must not be too important to know I've dropped my drinking to once a week now.
And now we descend into full shitpost mode.
>>1837125
A-and who is "me"?
>>1837149
Why are you so salty, nigga?You're taking bait like a hungry fish.
>>1837152
This is why you never cross the fucking streams
>>1837145
>cancer calling others cancer calling others cancer
>>1837155
ME
>>1837139
Get in the fucking TV, Ibuki.
>>1837155
Your mom
If dubs. I erp again.
>>1837118
Like who?
Besides Ragyo.
Dubs and I ERP with Shinoa later.
>>1837091
Maybe if you somehow managed to control the thought process of everyone here.
>>1837143
Go back to snuggling with Shinoa, Clown.
>>1837171
reroll
>>1837177
>>1837178
HOLY FUCK THAT WAS SO CLOSE
>>1837178
Every time.
>>1837157
>I'll call him salty to try and disarm his argument
>that'll learn him
>>1837186
You've already dodged the bullet once.
>>1837177
Liz is one of them, I'll let you find out the rest of them.You never asked yourself why we are so welcomed by most of the avatars here?
>>1837181
But shinoa is asleep so that means I have to bully you instead.
So you will one day re-add me on steam so we can play csgo together and talk about the good ol' times before the plague.
I just did loads of hypothetical algorithm design and now I'm relaxing to the Doomstar Requiem soundtrack, I feel very much satisfied because of how cool an algorithm it is -w-
>>1837162
Y-you kicked me in the crotch and then insulted me! Why would I?!
>>1837167
T-that doesn't look like my mom!
>>1837166
>>1837171
>Hides behind Hoshi-chan
D-Don't make Ibuki go back in there!
>>1837194
Liz is Ragyo.
>>1837192
For one, i wasn't even the anon that was baiting you.
Second, get your facts straight, nigga, i'm a /b/tard oldfag, not a /co/.
>>1837194
>You never asked yourself why we are so welcomed by most of the avatars here?
Yeah, the anonymous poster is quite welcomed in these threads, anon.
>>1837195
>Rapes with the force of 1000 loli's
>>1837197
For the profits, that's why!
>>1837200
>ELIZABETH
HOW WAS I SO STUPID
>>1837198
>hangs Ibuki
>>1837204
>I'm a /b/tard oldfag
Oh okay, apologies for giving you any credit, then. Should have known only a faggot would avatarfag as a nigger.
hye guys chose your anime item!
>>1837197
She had face surgery.
>>1837213
Dach, she said that someone had already guessed it. Liz hadn't been guessed before.
>>1837221
>tfw already have passive dad beans bonus
>>1837212
Profits? Explain.
>>1837224
To look like a guy!?
>>1837195
Only Clown Piece wouldn't join his sleeping wife and instead pursuit pure and innocent anons.
Someday, if you ever win that game of sex chess
>>1837220
>nigger.
>>1837233
>I'm le oldfag guise xD
>BUT DONT SAY RACIS TINGS OK???
Nigger.
>>1837198
Are you ready to go back to hell, Ibuki?
>>1837226
I'm just going to accept any answer at this point, even if there is no logic or reason behind it.
>>1837224
Thanks for hosting, Yuno.
>>1837231
>>1837232
My wife knows my sleep schedule is sporadic and makes no sense though. I just woke up when I posted my reply at you or whoever.
>>1837220
Low b8 son, try harder. I'm not the faggy niggas you play grabass with. Here's a (You) for trying.
You get more when you bring that ''trigger'' happy b8.
>>1837231
People would pay to not see a couple as gross as us, y'know.
>>1837239
>Cody
Ragyo if you browsing senpai can you tell me to fuck off so I stop feeling like a beta cuck asking you to please reply to my emails
>>1837244
>I'm not the faggy niggas you play grabbas with.
You're right, you're more like that annoying faggot Anzu who feels the need to speak in ebonics whenever he can. Again, anyone from /b/, really has no worthwhile opinion.
>>1837246
But I'm already with Sanya, and you couldn't change that for all of the profits in the world.
>>1837248
no deal
>>1837252
Identify yourself so she can surf the archive later for you.
>>1837252
She went to sleep anon she posted that at the end of the last thread.
>>1837253
Well, you did add some flavour to the b8 this time.
Here's a (You)
>>1837240
awoo..
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0tN7NhmawX8
>>1837255
Oh, she'd pay the most! Imagine all the things you could buy with that money!
>>1837268
She probably would just hit me or something! She can get aggressive when she wants to be.
>>1837196
I forgot to say I needed cuddles \owo/
>Makoto dives under a blanket, tail and legs sticking out one and and head popping out the other
I gotta say this is probably the most productive erp thread we've had in a while guys :D
AHHHHH...
>>1837274
Frig off, Randy
>>1837271
Then hit her back or something. Show her who wears the pants in the relationship.
>>1837243
And as always I'm going to sleep in about one hour or so, Clown.
As for now I'm going back to lurking until something fun happens
>>1837256
i was betray
>>1837279
I tend to grab her by the ears when she gets out of control. That usually sates her before she does anything.
>>1837281
I'm gonna go back to lurking as well, we had our fun but the thread is filled with enough cancer without us.
See you later or tomorrow hun, I'll go back to bed with Shinoa and ponder who you could be with 0 knowledge of who you are.
Though I just gained a few ideas, I bet you are from the IRC and if thats the case I know who you are.
>>1837299
>cancer calling others cancer
Wew lad
>>1837209
Shhh, don't take away his already almost non-existent self-esteem.
>>1837303
>having no reading comprehension
He said they were both cancer as well you faggot
And we are dead again.
God, you're so fucking stupid, you know that? Literally THE dumbest person I've ever had the disprivilege of conversing with. You are such a stupid worthless sack of shit. You really make my blood boil you fucking mongoloid. Why are you even here? Nobody likes you here, you're just a boil that so desperately needs to be popped, you fucking puss filled festering cunt.
>ERP thread made by HG fags dies
Who'dathunkit?
>>1837323
S-sorry...
>>1837323
Sounds like you have autism
>>1837289
Cutefuji!
>>1837303
>Wew lad
back to 8gag you go!
>>1837323
Still waiting on that folder, Faker-chan.
>>1837330
Miyafuji is pretty cute!
>>1837347
Who wants their dick sucked?
>>1837355
Sanya's not for enslavement!
>>1837272
>tfw Mako gets no cuddles
>>1837330
I don't think it's Cutefuji, anon.
>>1837358
lmao this nigger is still at it
>>1837360
ikr \omo/
>>1837359
yes
>>1837362
Yeah, that reply threw me off... morning to you, though!
>>1837369
hello adorable thing
do you require cuddles
>>1837364
AHEM!
DO NOT SAY THAT AGAIN ANON, OR I WILL REPORT YOU!!!
This is a fucking PC site, and I will not have you turn this place into something as degrading as reddit or any other white pride website!
>>1837370
I want to show them my penis and see how they all react to it.
>>1837375
>>1837373
Yes!
>wiggles eagerly
>>1837371
Morning! How've you been all the while?
>>1837374
dis crazy negro be at it still hyuck hyuck
>>1837383
thats better you fucking cis scum
>>1837369
>Clown not giving cuddles to adorable cat girls
>>1837380
That is basically what I would expect to see, or variations on that.
>>1837370
>>1837375
>>1837387
>cat
>giving cuddles to people who aren't shinoa
I'm not a slut like karl.
u-um.. I-I would like to uh... m-maybe s-suck a cock.. i-if that's okay you with, a-anon..
>>1837381
>huggles you
this is good
>>1837391
Now I'm motivated.
>>1837389
>I have no clue what I'm doing so I'll just be posting random shit and replying with more random shit... I should really go to sleep.
>>1837393
>LEWD
GET OUT
This entire thread must be purged.
>>1837394
>gives you a little kiss on the lips, sharing the flavour of the hot chocolate she just had and then nuzzling between your shoulder and neck
>>1837382
Well enough I suppose, enjoying my time off of treatments. Any progress with the teto?
>>1837391
>WhenSanyaGetsAggressiveOnMe.jpeg
>>1837396
I have no clue what I am doing either but this is still a lot of fun.
>tfw this anon is never coming back
>>1837393
Go to sleep!
>>1837408
The anon that's supposed to play as her got ill! Right on the day we were supposed to get started, too... It's the thread curse working. ;_;
>>1837406
>Anon's face goes beet red from the sudden kiss, causing her to squeal and attempt to hide herself in your heck and chest.
Th-that's too bold!
She slowly licks the hot chocolate off her lips, attempting to find your flavour mixed within the sugary concoction. She looks up at you.
D-Do it again? Please?
>>1837416
>>1837411
>Damn strait it's fun!
>>1837415
>tfw the ava goes to sleep and you're too busy to reply
>>1837424
Lucchini is delicious
>>1837418
A likely excuse. Sure they're not trying to flake out?
>>1837409
>
>>1837429
You mean zucchini mister anon!?
>>1837419
>Makoto licks your lips playfully with a giggle, snuggling close with her thighs around your sides and hands coming up behind your shoulders
>>1837432
They're not. They even finished compiling images, planned out a thread theme, and made sure to ask me of my idealization of Teto so they could play 100%. They don't half-ass their roles.
>>1837442
Nope, I meant the cute zesty brown cat girl with a nice butt.
>>1837418
That's a bummer to hear, how many Teto players have you been through now? Hopefully they get better soon
>>1837447
>tfw Nue got banned
>>1837447
>>1837454
Yeah, it really is... I'd like to think I've been somewhat patient. This will be my third, once we finally get to kick things off.
>>1837443
>Anon lets the sensation of your tongue linger on her lips for a while, before snuggling up into you and letting your hands freely roam around her body. She plants a few tentative kisses on your neck and cheek, unsure if you're alright with her amateurish technique.
You're so cute Makoto...
>>1837437
>
Go have a marry!
>>1837452
we can make a broken hearts club
someday you'll find your anon and I'll find my ava
>>1837464
Is the filename a reference to The Fly?
>>1837450
Why do you want my booty? I'm not a pirate.
>>1837466
Eeeeee, I love being called cute in the ERP threads #>w<#
>she rolls over, leaning backwards against you and stretching out carelessly
I'm sleepy, but staying up late is nice when I'm all relaxed and having fun -w-
>>1837475
>>1837472
never heard of the fly so no that was the original file name i just downloaded it off some other anon
>>1837467
S-she's still technically married to Kamina.
>>1837475
I'm just a hungry boy and nibbling on your rear might sate my hunger.
>>1837477
What the fuck is wrong with you?
>>1837477
>Anon cuddles up beside you and stretches an arm across your chest, content with just having your presence beside her.
If you're tired you should really go to sleep though. Sure I'm not keeping you up?
>mfw 27 posters and 170 replies
>mfw I'm about 40 of these posts
>mfw I have no face
>>1837477
I'm starting to worry.
>>1837493
Nah, you're just making me more relaxed <3
>she nibbles and suckles on your upper arm while hugging her tail
>>1837705
>catposter
I legitimately think that person has some form of autism.
>>1837705
fuck
dubs and I'll narrate the next rp post
>>1837478
>Insert the one proper pirate image I have here Francesca
Yar harr, The booty is all stored in my chest!
>>1837483
That sounds silly I'm not food.
>>1837482
Just do et!
>>1837709
That's how you begin with some sense of understanding toward your surroundings.
>>1837709
They have aspergers, from what I can remember.
>>1837718
Well I won't take a bit out, just get a quick taste.
Trust me, that would be better than the most expensive meal at the finest restaurant in the world.
>>1837728
But that sounds so weird and gross~
>>1837720
Could you bring us up to speed on them Anon? Would appreciate the info.
>>1837733
That's true, but also a lot of fun.
>>1837498
23.5% reply ownership
>>1837713
Are you trying to imply I'm wrong? Are you really going to defend that turbo autist up there? Go fuck yourself.
I wish I had aspergers so I'd have an excuse to be in these threads.
>>1837738
I don't see how it's fun!
>>1837750
I'm implying that I fucked up
Just fuck me anon
>>1837763
It would be very fun for me since I am a pervert, but for you it would mostly just tickle, unless you really liked the idea of sitting on a guy.
>>1837769
It's okay. I interpreted it that way, anon.
>>1837750
>turbo autist
>>1837718
T-that's not how it works, Lucchini. You can't just marry whenever or whomever.
>>1837734
Makoto mentioned it in the IRC when one other member said that they have actual autism.
She has a master too, which is why she doesn't lewd. It's just quite silly though.
>>1837774
>>1837776
>>1837773
N-no mister anon I've seen what goes on when girls do that it's lewd and gross and sticky!
>>1837781
>She has a master too
So then why the fuck should "she" be in these threads then? I don't fucking get why these faggots decide to hang out in this thread and choose to do the opposite of what it was fucking made for.
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGH
>>1837781
Tbh, all the avafags seem like they have either autism or severe mental issues desu.
>>1837787
It won't end up sticky if we stayed clothed, or at least if I do.
>>1837781
Thanks Anon, that explains quite a bit.
>>1837779
Yes you can, I'm going to marry Shirley right now!
>>1837781
>She
>>1837790
And pretending to be an anime girls that guzzles more juice than Arnold's Hummer is perfectly fine.
>>1837797
Ew, ew, ew, gross, gross, GROSS!
>>1837781
>She
>>1837708
>tfw dropped
>>1837808
Luuucchini, I won't do anything lewd, I just want to taste your butt.
>>1837790
>tfw I can't pretend to be a cute anime girl in peace
>>1837805
They aren't avafags?
Reminder that the Jews were behind 9/11, ISIS and Al-Qaeda
>>1837790
>>1837781
>She.
>SHE
>>1837818
I-I don't like it here now!
>Runs off to find Charlotte or another friend.
>>1837811
>dropped while everyone is bully
>>1837841
yes, please go back to your shithole
>>1837834
Thanks Hitler.
Now let me suck your cock.
>>1837841
I'm too far gone to stop!
>>1837820
You can have a piece
As in my cock, in your mouth.
>>1837847
You should go to sleep before I hop on the bully Mako train just for fun.
>>1837847
You should leave for now, try coming back another time. I'm sure this was just a bad time for you to come around.
>>1837856
>>1837862
lmao fuck off
Someone should RP the bust in the album cover of https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cU8HrO7XuiE
>this entire thread
>>1837877
>mfw I'm baiting myself
Tbh Makoto did do a really good pole dancing rp.
>>1837882
>>1837847
>Hugs
>>1837862
I guess so.
Nyeh, some parts of my body feel tired but mostly I feel not tired!
>>1837883
Thanks!
Back when I actually had abundant free time 'uwu
>>1837874
Soda fuck off.
Say what you like about Nue
He didn't go around harassing people and insulting them.
>>1837905
lmao fuck off Nue
Also
>get every captcha right, suddenly out of nowhere require 2 captchas to post.
Why.
>>1837864
I'll give you plenty of cream, just get down on your knees and open your pretty little lips.
>>1837911
Blame Hiroshimoot.
>>1837905
Nue can fuck right off dude
>>1837889
You did really good with that one, Mako.
>>1837913
>>1837889
Please kill yourself
>>1837889
Don't let it get you down too much. See you next time.
>>1837905
Tfw we need Nue to hate or everything goes out of control
>>1837889
Show me the pussy
Ey lads guess who's here, give me all that hate.
>>1837923
Not if you consent, no.
>>1837944
Nue is the hero ERP needs
>>1837944
>file.jpg
>>1837944
I'd rather hate Mako desu. At least you don't act like you're a fucking cat
>>1837935
>>1837949
But not the hero it wants.
>>1837952
Posting from mobile son, can't be fucked getting out of bed.
>>1837944
>>1837959
Some people say I act like a dog... I don't really think they're wrong...
>>1837964
I wanna give you the 'cream', filling your mouth and all over your face.
>>1837985
>a catgirl glomps your legs
Gotcha! ^w^ <3
>>1838007
Here we fucking go
>>1838007
N-no silly kitty, I'm trying to remind them I'm who they really hate...
>>1838001
Cmon, I want my cock caressed.
>>1837800
G-good luck with that.
>>1838039
Rolling
>>1838039
Roll
>>1838049
>she starts nuzzling your legs and purring
Nya, our love will overcome their hate <3
>>1838049
>>1838065
>file name
>>1838065
L-love?
What are you talking about?
>>1838068
What about cuddles then?
>>1838085
I thought you liked me #omo#
This thread is moving so slow everyone will know I'm gay
It seems i always manage to make it when all the action is happening
>>1838137
>>1838103
Yeah but love is a bit strong and scary.
>>1838116
>Nue wraps her arms around you tenderly and plants a doting kiss on your forehead
You don't have to be mad...
EVERYONE BACK THE FUCK UP.
IT'S LEWD, WORKING DMG
~DMG
>>1838039
I'll roll for dis
>>1838165
How've you been? <3
>>1838196
>She gently pats your head.
>>1838137
Just barely.
>patpats Hotaru.
>>1838155
And who the hey might you be?
>>1838189
Stressed, but getting better as time goes on.
Also still feeling like shit from bailing twice yesterday. I might stick around all weekend taking requests.. I'll see how it goes.
Thanks for asking! <3
~DMG
>>1838137
It seems I always come back here when I tell myself I don't want to..
>>1838228
Take it easy DMG, you got the weekends to unwind now. Be seeing you around!
>>1838229
I know what you mean, Tomoko. I feel kinda similar in that regard.
>>1838214
>She indignantly bears the patting
>>1838235
>you got the weekends to unwind now
I work all this weekend.
And all next week </3
~DMG
>>1838237
So.. That Spider-Man reveal.
Anyone else seen it? I was thoroughly pleased.
>>1838243
>Soon enough he withdraws his arm, and folds both across his chest, as he idly taps against the floor with his foot, one finger drumming against his forearm as well.
So, you taking my advice of not burning yourself out?
>>1838247
</3
Stay strong DMG, you'll have a day off eventually!
>>1838249
Pretty neat reveal, mask features look almost identical to the original spidey. I like how the eyes have that mechanical whir to them, clues the audience in on Tony's involvement with getting spidey that suit.
>>1838255
(Oh it's youuuuuuuuuuu)
I'd like to say I have been, but it's kind of hard to avoid it when i already am :s
>>1838237
[Headpatting intensifies.]
>>1838258
Sooner or later. Hoping I don't die before then.
~DMG
>>1838249
unpopular opinion:
marvel movies smel and so do you
>>1838279
(Yes, it's me: anon!)
Haah, already? Well, hmm... Try not to make the thread an obligation of sorts. I know you're busy with stuff!
The strands in your eyes that color them wonderful
Stop me and steal my breath.
>>1838285
You can die when we say you can die. Till then you have to keep coming back, okay? Back to work with you!
>>1838300
Fuck off
>>1838295
Eh, I have a decent amount of time to do nothing currently, so it's not such an issue right now.
>>1838305
Alright. Maybe tomorrow then.
>>1838300
Do you write poetry?
Shit hours in session?
>>1838309
My guess is that he'll have an extremely short cameo and that's about it. I highly doubt they want to focus on him too much and ruin their chances at getting people to watch his movie(s) as well. Plus, it looks like he shows up at pretty much near the climax of the whole fight between the two factions.
Basically, doubt we'll see much about him. What do you think?
And don't worry Anon, I'm sure you smell amazing.
>>1838309
*sniffs*
I dunno, something still smells pretty bad round here...
Maybe it's just your taste :^)
(I'm sorry i'll stop shitposting now)
>>1838313
Ahh, it's nice to hear you have a share of free time now! Been quite a while since you were last here. Would be nice to finally get some time with ya. Heh.
>>1838323
Go away faggot.
>>1838302
B-but.. I...
okay... Back to work. Loves <3
~DMG
>>1838335
The and is silent
>>1838330
If you've been so loyally waiting for my return, I don't think i could refuse such an offer ~
>>1838344
Is that how it works
Seriously is that honestly how that works
>>1838356
It was merely a ruse, my friend
>>1838300
Sorry! Had to get on my computer.
>>1838319
Its a song
>>1838358
This is why I don't understand poetry.
>>1838335
And emeralds from mountains thrust towards the sky
Never revealing their depth.
>>1838354
>As her words come, he lets a chuckle spill from his lips, and he lets his arms fall to his side, save for the right, which travels north and scratches lightly at his cheek.
Oh dear~ All for me? I'm quite flattered...
>>1838371
Tell me that we belong together,
Dress it up with the trappings of love.
>>1838329
I want to molest a Shimakaze (male)
>>1838379
I'll be captivated,
I'll hang from your lips,
Instead of the gallows of heartache that hang from above.
>>1838383
You want to molest a male shimakaze? Hehehe
>>1838383
I wanna fuck that ass of your.
>>1838329
It's my huge stinky dick which you should clean boatslut
>>1838389
I'll be your crying shoulder,
I'll be love's suicide
>>1838387
I'll try, thanks ;-; honestly though, getting rhythm right and all that, whilst trying to get the right connotation with your words across... agh it's a pain
>>1838393
Yes, that is what I said.
>>1838393
I want to molest a female Shimakaze.
>>1838398
I'll be better when I'm older
I'll be the greatest fan of your life
>>1838404
And rain falls angry on the tin roof
As we lie awake in my bed.
>>1838409
You're my survival, you're my living proof
My love is alive and not dead
>>1838373
I dunno, just loyalty's always something i've admired in people. Knowing someone's been waiting for me is just such a pleasant feeling
>She laughs a little to herself
>>1838413
Tell me that we belong together.
Dress it up with the trappings of love.
>>1838402
>>1838403
Hmm... I can only cater for one of you though!
too bad i'm not a futa~
>>1838395
I don't like stinky dicks. Clean it yourself you filthy neckbeard~
>>1838281
Hey, I finally found my NUE-t
>>1838424
I'll be captivated, I'll hang from your lips
Instead of the gallows of heartache that hang from above
>>1838436
I'll be your crying shoulder,
I'll be love's suicide
>>1838414
Well... Hmm. It's just that you're worth waiting for~ I'm quite certain you know that already. Wouldn't you say so?
>His extends his arm, turned over, jutting out a finger at the purple-haired woman as a smile graces his lips, while he lurches forward slightly.
>>1838442
THIS CITY'S SLEEPIN' LIKE A SOLDIER TRAPPED INSIDE OF AN IRON LUNG.
>>1838442
I'll be better when I'm older
I'll be the greatest fan of your life
>>1838281
What do you Nue when she's naked?
Nued.
>>1838446
And I've dropped out, I've burned up, I've fought my way back from the dead.
>>1838445
MACHINES CAN KEEP YOU BREATHIN' BUT WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOU FIND A NEW WAR'S BEGUN?
>>1838453
Tuned in, turned on, remembered the thing you said
>>1838459
I'll be your crying shoulder,
I'll be love's suicide
>>1838281
What is it called when Nue is on TV, talking about current events?
She's called a NUEs reporter.
>>1838456
FLIP A SWITCH AND TURN IT OFF YOU WON'T BE ABLE TO BREATHE.
SO EITHER WAY YOU'RE A CASUALTY.
>>1838464
I'll be better when I'm older
I'll be the greatest fan of your life
>>1838468
I'll be your crying shoulder,
I'll be love's suicide
>>1838466
I'VE GOT THIS BURNING LIKE MY VEINS ARE FILLED WITH NOTHING BUT GASOLINE.
>>1838472
I'll be better when I'm older
I'll be the greatest fan of your life
>>1838476
The greatest fan of your life.
...greatest fan of your life.
>>1838475
AND WITH A SPARK IT'S GONNA BE THE BIGGEST FIRE THEY'VE EVER SEEN.
>>1838281
What's Nue's favorite Canadian getaway?
Nuefoundland.
>>1838479
<3
Now lemme bully your penis.
>>1838479
Okay I fuck a bitch and I'm gone
That's gangsta Al Capone
I make that pussy spit like bone
Talkin' bout Bone, bone, bone, bone
>>1838443
Aw... thanks... I guess.
>She blushes a little and wanders what the extended arm was supposed to mean. Before long he had leaned forward, and she stood there, unsure of what to do.
Um...
>She leans in a little closer and whispers
Why are we leaning in?
>>1838489
CUT ME DOWN OR LET ME RUN
EITHER WAY IT'S ALL GONNA BURN.
>>1838510
THE ONLY WAY THAT THEY'LL EVER LEARN
WE'VE GOTTA TURN IT OFF
FLIP A SWITCH.
>>1838512
Good three, dad*
>>1838519
AND LIGHT UP THE NIGHT.
THERE IS A CITY THAT THIS DARKNESS CAN'T HIDE.
>>1838497
M-maybe ...
>>1838524
THERE ARE THE EMBERS OF A FIRE THAT'S GONE OUT, BUT I CAN STILL FEEL THE HEAT ON MY SKIN
AND THIS MESS WE'RE IN, WHERE YOU AND I...
>>1838525
Maybe?
We both know you want it, you want me to tease your penis, admit it.
>>1838533
MAYBE YOU AND I...
WE CAN STILL MAKE IT RIGHT.
MAYBE WE CAN BRING BACK THE LIGHT.
>>1838500
...Ahaha!
>He chuckles and reels back suddenly, then continues to snicker as he straightens himself out. Scratching the back of his head, he fills his lungs with a deep inhale, which is followed closely by a sigh that eases his self.
It was just a gesture. But...
>Once more, he brings himself closer, while remaining stationary still. Whispering back with a hushed voice, he replies, as if to joke:
I wanted to say you're cute.
>>1838552
Great Banter.
>>1838557
<3
>>1838540
I-In front of everyone? Erm. I ... I want you to tease my penis ...
>>1838570
And what would you want me to tease it with?
My hands?
My lips?
Maybe you're a really big pervert and want me to tease it with my feet?
Or would you like for me to sit in your lap and rub it against my butt?
>>1838553
...Eh?
>Her cheeks turn a violent red and almost of an accord of its own, her hand suddenly whips around and connects with your face
Don't joke about those things, anon! I thought you wanted to kiss me or something, leading me on like that... You trickster...
>After a brief moment of avoiding eye contact, it suddenly dawns on you that she actually slapped you, and one of her hands immediately moves to her mouth as she lets out a mumbled:
Oh I'm so sorry! I didn't mean for it to be that hard!
>>1838583
Stop! Stop! Stop! You know I said you shouldn't tease me ... even if I really want it ...
>>1838597
what anime
>>1838597
But I just want to feel your cock throbbing, leaking, spurting all over!
I want to hear your cute little moans and your cries as you get closer and closer to cumming for me!
I want to lick up every last drop from all over your exhausted body and then do it all over again!
>>1838605
Clannad, fucking normie
>>1838605
Clannad
>>1838585
>Shock becomes apparent in his expression. Just a single glean on his face, and one could easily discern the astonishment in every little detail and contour of his visage. Clutching the red cheek with a hand, he laughs nervously and says:
Ah, it's alright! I... didn't think you'd be a bit violent. Betrays your appearance a little.
>He rubs at the aching spot, trying to disregard the pain spreading across his cheek now, stinging quite badly still.
I apologize as well... for, erm, teasing you. Should have just went for the kill~
>>1838583
If this offer still stands could you please um do it with your feet and butt
>he blushes imagining how much of a pervert he must sound like
>>1838608
I'm still busy at least until this afternoon. At least wait until then. Then I might consider ...
>>1838645
busy being a cuck
>>1838643
That depends, the offer is only for duet anon right now.
>>1838647
>>1838646
>this offer wasted on someone who can't decide
>>1838645
Ok, I can wait!
And then I'll play with you as much as you want.
And more than you want.
>>1838662
That's the plan.
>>1838622
>She looks away once more, now ashamed at her sudden lash out
I-i dunno... sometimes i just let my feelings get a hold of me... I'm not nomrally a violent person, i swear!
>She fiddles quietly with her fingers and looking down at her feet, seemingly embarassed at the events that had just unfolded.
Getting real gay in here.
>>1838680
It's always been gay and will always be gay in here. You're stupid to think otherwise
>>1838672
>Elf + purple hair
>Fucking hngh
U-um excuse me miss...
>The young man struggles to hide his boner, often shifting his stance awkwardly as he tries to comfortably hold a conversation with the beauty before him.
Um... ah... jeez...
>He struggles to make eye contact as he continues to stutter out his pathetic attempt at a greeting
M-might I ask... What's your name...?
>>1838687
This isn't just you normal, everyday gay. It's advanced gay.
>>1838696
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1BAbuF7TYxM
>>1838696
> best ERPer
>
> worst ERPer
>
>>1838647
>duet anon never decides
>this purple haired beauty gets locked away forever
>watched some Dagashi on break at work
>suddenly wish I could find a Hotaru in to food play and fat guys
>want to eat butterfinger crumbles off her armpits
>i'll never have this
why is this allowed?
>>1838714
Me ;)
You ;)
>>1838678
>He waves his offhand about dismissively, shaking his head while smiling at her.
Aah, no! It's alright. I forgive you!
>His smile continues to shine brightly, beaming unlike any other. Surprisingly earnest and almost without ill intent. Sadly, this gets betrayed by his next sentence:
...Well, if you give me that kiss you'd wanted anyway. How's that sound?
>>1838738
:(
True tho.
>>1838733
>>1838733
Because you're a degenerate.
>>1838739
sentences* rather.
>>1838713
It has went beyond advanced gay. It's ascended gay now
>>1838767
Gaycromancy.
>>1838733
So what you're saying is that you're underweight
>>1838760
(ah don't worry about it)
>>1838739
I wanted?! H-hey.. I was doing it because I thought you wanted it...
>Her eyes flicker for a second, a look of hesitation playing her eyes. Her mouth twitches slightly before she lets out
But I guess i'd be ok with it.... You're initiating it though, okay!
>She closed her eyes and leaned forward a bit, attempting to pucker her lips in an attempt to get ready for what was to come.
>>1838713
I will if you'll catch my cum on your face.
>>1838798
I wish I could write well.
>>1838803
I wish I was a little bit taller
I wish I was a baller
I wish I had a girl who looked good, I would call her
I wish I had a rabbit in a hat with a bat
And a six four Impala
>>1838805
Yeah, right there.
>>1838805
> nibbles upon thine ear
>>1837097
>>1837167
Feels kinda weird to see 'my' character posted like that.
Also good morning thread.~
>>1838823
I thought your ban was till 12th March. And here I thought we were gonna have Nue-less threads for few days.
>>1838841
> continues nibbleth thine ear
> mine hand strokes thine cheek
>>1838841
You know you want my cock to spurt all over your face cutie.
>>1838857
Look up.
People were bullying Makoto because I wasn't here...
There must always be a Nue.
>>1838858
>>1838859
>>1838879
Verily the flesh of my manhood shall spill it's seed upon your cheeks, marbling the luscious red blush of your cheeks with my white lusts.
>>1838895
>>1838879
> thine cheek and thine ear nibbleth I upon
> mine manual manipulations strain down to thine groin and fondle
Yea, twixt thou and me shalt be coital acts whereby thy loins enflame and thine arse be filled.
>ERP: Singalong Edition
>>1838797
Right...
>His voice dies down into a whisper, as he comes ever closer to her lips, almost brushing together were it not for him keeping the minuet distance between them. As a mischievous gleam appears in his eyes, he nods, then lets his lips press up against her lips gently.
>His expression softens as their lips meet. Breathing serenely through his nose, he grows comfortable in the kiss, and draws nearer to the girl without separating their locked lips at all.
>As they share that intimate moment, he feels his heart sit on the fence—whether it was going to speed up from exhilaration or slow down from the peacefulness of the situation. His cheeks grow red slightly, showing that he clearly enjoyed the little display.
>>1838869
(You can't really be bullied in internet.. I don't even understand your justifying for that.)
>>1838909
Hey, you're the one who emailed me while drunk and said you liked my cock.
:3
>>1838917
>>1838869
>bullying
>4chan
>bullying
>/trash/
>bullying
>anonymous imageboard
>bullying
>ERP
>>1838926
Beat me to it
Even nicest ava in the thread calling Nue out on his trash, absolutely based
>>1838917
If that's the case then how is anything I do so bad?
Or is there a double standard when it comes to me?
I'm not the only one capable of souring things and it is far better I be a target than anybody else.
Just because you hate me doesn't change that.
>>1838922
>>1838938
>nicest
>miyafuji
>>1838965
Who is the nicest?
>>1838970
Nue.
>>1838970
Tobichii
>>1838970
I'd say Makoto or maybe DMG.
Wow, a lot of people soiled my opinions of them
>>1838976
Haha, no son.
>>1838970
Shinoa.
>>1838982
No.
>>1838926
(Thanks anon.~)
>>1838947
(But you barely ever erp here (like once in a month?), that's why it's bad. Not only that but you bring whatever this rubbish is again with you. What target? I'm confused, since I don't really care for drama, if someone doxed Makoto and got bullied because of that well that's somewhat serious but most of the problems are caused by yourself.)
>>1838989
> Miyafuji
> getting on people's cases for not erping
Top Kek
Who the fuck is Makoto
>>1838999
Some catgirl slut that thinks he's actually a girl.
>>1838986
wut?
>tfw all this drama
>tfw we are becoming HG
>>1838989
You're really not any better on the not ERPing front.
But I was ERPing just fine untill 3 people decided to just give me shit while there were only 5 people posting in an early morning thread.
I've struggled to have motivation since, if I do ERP I'll just cause even more shit than I will shitposting.
>>1839002
>thinks he's actually a ~girl~ cat
>>1838916
>As she silently contemplated how she was going to go about the kiss, she was surprised when, all of a sudden, her puckered lips were suddenly met with another's. Presumably the guy infront of her. She opened an eye to make sure...
>Yep, it was him. She quickly shut it again so as not to break the atmosphere, wandering if it was too early to try things with her tongue. She felt a warm hand place itself against her cheek, and started to relax as he seemed to kiss somewhat harder.
(Just imagine the picture is a guy or something idk)
>>1838989
Hi Miya!
>>1839012
you refuse to reinvent yourself
you hang on to a persona you know is toxic
you bring it on to yourself
>>1839017
>(Just imagine the picture is a guy or something idk)
Idk why but this got me good
>>1839009
We need to stop.
>>1838947
You're not a bully, you just treat the thread like your personal blog. No one gives a shit.
>>1839021
Only toxic because people can't keep their memes to themselves when Nue posts. People bitch about his blogging but all the avafags do it now.
>>1839030
If treating people like shit ain't reals cause internet
Then shitposting ain't impactful my nigga.
So how is what I do worse than people grouping up on someone and giving them shit just for acting cutesy and being transgender? Eat shit.
>>1839028
We? You're HG yourself.
Hello my children. How are you all doing today?
>>1839056
Holy shit are you 12
Like who cares about any of this
We're here to masturbate to anime girls
you're here to blog about mizuki cucking you in to infinity and defending trannies
go back to lbgt
>>1839024
I dunno, I like to be goofy when I ERP sometimes. Plus i think it matches the character. Wouldn't want to break the emmersion now, would we?
>>1838857
*Now* I can say Cutefuji.
They really threw me for a loop until I caught on with how they talked... that and you were obviously away on steam.
>>1839071
>Mizuki
Nice meme.
>>1839057
So? I don't cause drama bullshit when I come here.
>>1839042
Yes.
>>1839087
You never cross streams!!!!
REEEEEEEEE
>>1839087
>>1839012
(I'm aware that I'm not the most active erper, that's why I remain quiet for most of the time just lurking but I still incorporate (e)rp into my interactions with other people almost always when talking. Ughh it's impossible to argue or help you since you don't care to listen what others have to say. >''if I do ERP I'll just cause even more shit than I will shitposting.'' No it doesn't, now you're just justifying your shitposting and if it comes down to that, something is damn wrong with you doing that and ruining things for others. It should be easy for you to pick a new character and not reveal who you are, like you did with Poppy months ago. Goddamnnn..)
>>1839017
Hotaruuuu!
>She skipped over to you as soon she heard the familiar bust rich voice calling her.
What'cha doin?
>>1839083
Cutenon!!~
How are youu?
>>1839098
Fuck off.
Plus your fanclub circlejerk.
>>1839012
>not many people posting
>guess it's a free ticket to shit the place up
>>1839098
(Well, What I did with Poppy ended terribly because Mizuki ended up asking me to go out with him...
I can't do that again if I want to actually have friends.)
>>1839106
Forgot your picture, Nue.
>>1839119
>le Nue boogeyman xD
>>1839017
>Sensing how she gradually began to feel more comfortable in the moment, he starts gently caressing her cheek, treating the soft, supple skin with much care. His fingers daintily glide across the smooth surface, and he lets his lips part, so his tongue could have some freedom. Not long after, and it begins to probe against her lips—almost pushy, in a way. His eyelids begin to slowly part, leaving but a pin's width as a leeway for his vision, scanning her expression closely.
>>1839119
beat me to it anon
>>1839098
Violently killing cockroaches currently... One snuck up on me and scared the absolute heck out of me
How about we trade you Hoshi for Nue?
>>1839098
I'm okaay, it's a lazy day today, thankfully. I have very little to do until tomorrow.
Have you been feeling/sleeping better~?
>>1839119
Bitch, you think I'm scared to have my dumb ass feelings affiliated with me?
I honestly had nothing against Miyafuji.
Why do all the avafags have to blog?
>>1839133
>Violently killing cockroaches currently... One snuck up on me and scared the absolute heck out of me
Same! I sprayed it to death with glass cleaner though..
>>1839134
Or. Just saying. We can love everyone as they are despite their flaws and just not enable them with responses.
>>1839133
Nice RP.
>>1839159
Come on man, Hoshi for Nue, it's a pretty fair deal.
Course i'm not talking about new Hoshi, i'm talking about constantly trying to force the community under his rule Hoshi.
>>1839163
Nice RP.
>>1839143
Most people have something against you because you're an absolute bottom of the barrel poster.
And Nue is the toxic one.
Drink the kool-aid and eat up the memes and be good little posters :)
>>1839168
I want to say i'm against the concept of human lives in trade or as currency.
However in retrospect i did offer an entire village to nui for a new robe.
>>1839163
Nice 3. Check this 8.
>>1839134
No deal!
>>1839202
Not you, nigger.
The old Hoshi.
>>1839196
So we have a deal?
We give you Hoshi and you give us Nue?
>>1839190
Forgot your picture again, Nue :^)
!
>>1839207
>He thinks i'm new
m8 what kind of bait is this?
>>1839221
I'll pound you <3
>>1839113
(So Mizuki asked the character Poppy to go out when you had to reveal it was you (Nue)? I'm sure this wasn't meant in real life way of asking out but in erp? Sure you can have friends, you just don't have to, ah whatever, I'll leave my rants here again. It's up to you if you feel like shitposting the threads is the way to treat this place like you want yourself to be treated really.)
>>1839133
Cockroaches? Scared?
>Miyafuji snickered with hand on her mouth.
And here I thought you were like you looked.~
(Is this a Hotaru thing or Aussie thing? Heh.)
>>1839137
Lazy is good! Once in a while that is, cherish these moments then.
Mm, I think so, yes.~
(I'm not sure how far you've progressed on your treatment but I hope you'll get to erping soon.)
- Miyafuji
>>1839237
P-please.
>>1839240
(N-no... he said he wanted to give up ERP and everything and be in a serious long distance relationship with Poppy entirely out of character, saying how he'd like to travel and visit...)
>>1839253
I seriously doubt that
>>1839253
and no wonder Nue's head is so fucked.
Can you faggots go create your own /dramarp/ thread?
>>1839253
Guess what? Nobody fucking cares.