/sug/ - Steven Universe General
Tag Team Champs Edition
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>HQ DL Links for Season 1 and 2, plus comics and shorts:
https://mega.nz/#F!Y5E0BKjK!UsE19rOYDa5Ttl5QRFwgtw
>tracklist MEGA folder
http://mega.nz/#F!UM0RRTqT!B8_GZllwRbMUT6StcX09mA
>Leaked promos:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ucDKqtTdnjs
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NXmJgSC_-y4
>/sug/ writebin:
http://pastebin.com/f86yQm0T
>Crewniverse tumblr:
http://stevencrewniverse.tumblr.com/
>Listen to Soundtrack Here:
https://soundcloud.com/aivisura
>The Steven Universe Booru
http://stevenuniverse.booru.org/
>/sug/ flockdraw
http://skycow.us/r/su
Here we go.
Second for you're all cool and I love you
Has the drawfag who said he was drawing Lapis surfing on Pearl come by again yet?
nth for peridonut, the purest ship
What would you do if Amy told you she wanted to sit on your face?
>>1831360
>>>1831324
>if only pearl has those hips in the show
Depends on who is drawing her
>>1831374
Shit that was me nah i didn't do them i fell asleep
>>1831393
I'd prepare for death.
Post your ship and defend it.
>Hot.
>More likely to bond over Rose.
>>1831399
>calling those twigs hips
this is the only scene ive seen with pearl having good hips
>>1831345
We're back baby!
>>1831402
Are you going to?
>>1831393
I'd tell her to shut up and handle her bag of chips then we'd watch tv and I'd use her belly as a pillow
>>1831429
>hot
>funny
>in-character
>probably canon
>>1831367
Whas'smatter?
>>1831393
only if she lets me lick her swamp ass clean.
>>1831469
How is that in character
>>1831429
> they are the perfect relationship
> size difference
> beauty and the beast
Pearl and Greg is growing in me too
>>1831478
Thats pretty cute
>>1831478
Yo that Rose is smoking hot.
>>1831469
>futa
>canon
Pick one, fag
>>1831429
>cute
>had a good episode dedicated to teasing it
>i can actually believe it would happen, unlike most of the other ships i've seen
>>1831441
Nope, but here's what i had so far that night
>>1831520
>Futa
>Gay
Pick one, fag.
>>1831436
What's your favorite fanart of Pearl thighs?
>>1831523
pearlmethyst had way more episodes teasing it, part of the guide to the crystal gems explaining how when theyre opal they feel balanced etc etc.
your ship is shit.
>>1831533
>Nope
Still this is good enough.
Lusicious Hypnotic Peridot Booty
>>1831478
>making your daughter be fat trash
That said I want to get double-teamed by Rose and Greg.
>>1831504
>comic relief character with no grasp on earth's culture comically believes that humans use donuts as onaholes
>probably wears those silly alien boxers while fucking it too
>>1831520
only rose had a vagina
>>1831549
Does anyone have the rest of this comic?
>>1831505
It has a small foundation. Makes for good comfort stories.
>>1831546
>your ship is shit.
It's not, you're just butthurt because it contradicts yours and had an entire episode dedicated to it.
>>1831429
>aesthetically superior
>water themes
>would make best roommates
>would make best incest mom fusion
>>1831546
Ooh mad
>>1831429
>they're both awful
>they used to be friends and probably have locked up feels
>would be a nice change from the usual that would show relationships don't always work out and it's better to stay friends
I know it'll never be, but the art is cute so w.e
I was gonna say Jaspearl or Amedot but some anons did already.
>>1831559
It looks like she can't even close her legs with those bowling balls
>>1831558
>making your daughter be fat trash
Fuck you buddy.
Don't let anyone make you feel like trash, /sug/.
>>1831587
This one is also growing in me
>inb4 shipping Pearl with every gem
>>1831594
Don't like Ronaldo but I ship it, if only they didn't make him so annoying...
>>1831608
But we're /trash/, anon.
>>1831429
They're my favorite characters and I like meme ships and their porn is hot. It's especially better if Lapis is an assaulting asshole and Peridot is crying.
I think tumblr and reddit are handling the hiatus even worse than we are
>>1831536
the one you posted is pretty damn good, i don't think i have any specifically with thighs in mind
>>1831617
>>1831616
I think the point of his episodes is making the audience like him less. Maybe he'll die
>>1831628
They're unable to appreciate high quality porn 24/7.
https://e621.net/post/show/782623/alien-amethyst_-steven_universe-animated-butt-duo-
be warned, you might throw up.
>e621
It's not furry, don't worry.
>>1831367
First for Sapphire!
>>1831616
>not shipping pearl with every gem
you can make a sound argument for each one, pearl is very versatile
>>1831536
>>1831546
They also like 50 more episodes together
>>1831679
Once again going to show that Pearl really is best gem.
>>1831633
No.
Worse. He's gonna see that everything he believes in is wrong, and will become depressed, with no aim or motivation in life.
>>1831673
what
>>1831679
>pearl is very versatile
Any good tool needs to be.
>>1831673
>>1831678
>>1831673
I blame bronies.
>>1831717
He'd be better off like that honestly. He'd get over it eventually. But they chose to feed his mental illness instead. Bad.
>>1831673
Been there, done that. Nothing new on the western front.
>>1831673
>>1831673
I ain't clicking that shit, nigga
https://e621.net/post/show/846770/animated-breasts-female-hair-humanoid-lying-minus8
>>1831811
>>1831780
cute
>>1831536
>>1831631
>>1831680
>>1831673
>can't see this shit on phone
Can someone tell me what it is or post a screenshot
>>1831429
>Steven is genuinely kind.
>Peridot's clinginess is adorable.
>>1831854
omfg this is so hot
>>1831673
Why are people surprised? We probably had a thread dedicated to it
>>1831845
Anon, do you know what a pseudo penis is?
>>1831673
Well that certainly is something
>>1831830
>pearl really tries for some reason
i didn't get this part, tries at what? and pearl didn't seem like someone that would tell a pun.
>>1831876
Those pussy jowls, dude. Imagine sucking on raw chicken skin.
>>1831855
What clinginess?
>>1831910
Hmm?
>>1831910
>>1831920
HMMMM?!
>>1831898
Try to get along, try to be funny, try to lighten the mood... she is not that kind of person but she is changing, who knows?
>>1831830
>Pearl's pun was better
>Peridot thought it was shit because Amethyst didn't say it
God I fucking hate her and her retarded adoration of Amethyst.
>>1831898
The implication is that Peridot doesn't find her funny.
>>1831780
This is pretty great.
>>1831944
I think it was both
>>1831944
>"Tries to get along with me"
Pretty sure that's what she meant. She contrasts it with Garnet, who was just sorta... there.
>>1831429
>He's an intellectual.
>Only they get smart jokes.
>>1831944
She tries. She just tries.
>>1831940
She didn't even fake laughter at Amethyst's pun, bro. You're just so triggered by Amedot that you start seeing it where it isn't so you have a chance to whine. The Tumblr treatment.
>>1831908
would you fug her?
>>1831780
god i sat through the whole thing it was like 10 minutes long of big tit pearl getting fuckwed.
>>1831967
No fuck that. At least this guy got Rebecca and Ian's blessing.
>>1831940
she didn't laugh at amethyst's lion joke either
>>1831973
IN THIS INSTITUTION
>>1831997
was it worth it?
>>1831944
Peridot was saying that Pearl is a try-hard. That she was trying too hard to be liked but Peridot appreciated that about Pearl.
>>1831996
More Ame-ass please
>>1831997
I did too. I expected more of a climax.
I need someone to draw Peridot as Sue Sakamoto.
>>1831984
amedot is the ultimate tumblr pairing though
Remember when we theorized about corrupted crystal gems?
>>1832031
Absolutely not. No creampie scene at all.
>>1831973
And that's what makes her so great! She tries no matter how many times she fails.
>>1832071
No, that's <insert your ship here>.
>>1832082
well that sounds like some grade-a bullfuckery.
>>1832075
remember how excited we were about the first steven bomb?
>>1832007
This is still great.
Self-insert is always fine with me if it's drawn really well.
Do you think Zuke goes grocery shopping like us normal folk?
>>1832100
accepting non lewd peridot related requests
>>1832126
Can't say I'm surprised.
>>1832139
Peri making cookies
>>1832139
Peridot trying to sword fight Pearl or Sapphire.
>>1832139
Peridot eating a peridot gemstone
>>1831780
I don't like Pearlven, but I can fap to that.
>>1832125
I don't think they sell deep fried butter in many grocery stores.
>>1832139
Draw Peridot spitroasting a chicken.
BEAT lapis
BEAT HER TO DEATH
>>1831940
Pearl's pun was better, but Peridot doesn't know what a Lion is.
>>1832126
>lapidot
>>1832139
Peridot lounging on a pile of gem shards with an uncomfortable Steven.
>>1832197
I beat it to Lapis. Does that count?
>>1832201
>steven playing a gameboy
>Connie playing an advanced
Okay i get it, gregs a poor motherfucker, connies parents are both super succesful
>stevonnie playing a lite
I dont understand
>>1832222
Quads confirm Lapis is best girl
>>1832227
>Greg
>Poor
He has to pay for all the food that Steven eats, plus Amethyst also eats a shit ton, somebody has to pay for all that.
Maybe his music career isn't as unsuccessful as we think.
>>1832222
>>1832244
Checked.
>>1832211
more like lapiDONT
>>1832227
Because both are the fusion of the final thing.
Lapis is so fucking hot I want to cuddle her multiple water tentacles.
>>1832258
He lives in a VAN. No one wanted to take his guitar lessons and even when he was young he didnt have an audience. He obviously makes SOME money but i wouldnt be surprised if he makes minimum wage and all the excess funds that would go into his living space goes into shit for him and steven
>>1832227
Connie's parents probably don't buy her the latest consoles/devices because they want her to be humble.
Stevonnie obviously can work since she looks old enough and can get a good job.
>>1832268
lapis is so terrible i just want to put her back in that damned mirror
or grind her into blue glitter
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mEuC5O6TiR0
>>1832301
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g72A9dVV18M
this will calm you down
>>1832201
It hurts that neither of these could ever happen.
>>1832289
He runs a business. Odds are, he pushes the profits that don't immediately go back into the business into stuff for Steven that the Gems can't magic up, van parts, and storage unit payments.
>>1832312
Stevonnie is essentially Steven and Connie's child
>>1832227
2 screens.
>>1832326
That is a way of looking at fusion that I have never subscribed to.
>>1832289
What's wrong with his van? It might be a preference since he could sleep in his carwash.
I'm not saying he's making a lot of money I'm just saying that some people must be buying his albums since he keeps making them. His carwash seems to be a decent business as well.
https://static1.e621.net/data/8f/66/8f66ddd929b465efcbb25f5e6a3bb737.swf
>>1832300
You are such a faggot I just want to apply a tourniquet to your testicles until they detach from your body
_______ with Lapis.
>>1832227
steven has a gameboy already, connie's parents probably don't buy hee many toys. god knows where stevonnie got that ds
>>1832354
Its been posted like three times
>>1832349
There is nothing wrong with that van. That's where the magic happens.
>>1832314
greg should pay his alimony. that what happens when you have a bastard son with an alien who dies because of it.
>>1832362
Cry
>>1832348
I mean, aren't you a fusion of your parents?
>>1832387
Thank you kind anon.
>>1832438
NO!
THAT!
ISN'T!
FUSION!
>>1832075
>Centipeetle can't uncorrupt, but she can take human form if she tries
>Steven works out some consciousness back into her, as sort of a wild child gem, and is okay with never 'fixing her'
>Pearl gets corrupted
>Steven helps her do the same, but also seems intent on bringing back regular Pearl
>monster Pearl starts asking about who Pearl was (no memories between the two)
>and starts wondering why she has to go so that Pearl can come back
>Steven has some trouble because THIS former gem he knew, and he decides to let Pearl decide herself what she wants to become
>the Pearls are clashing in her mind, fears about individuality, loyalties, being just another Pearl with a different coat, being lost to a rebirth, all these two latched together in conflict, then having to learn to accept and become one again
>eventually, the two personality sort of fuse together internally, creating Baroque Pearl, a Pearl with all the memories and experiences of the two, permanently fused as one new creature
>and she has a big song about being her brand new self while fighting off a horde of Pearls
>>1832476
I think... I think Garnet is too scary.
>>1832517
I think you're pretty
>>1832362
Live happily ever after
>>1832476
When is Garnet going to be blatantly in the wrong?
>>1832528
I'm the same anon who you're glad happened
We should frick
>>1832476
>Garn "I use fusion like this and I'm the only person who uses it like this in the universe" et
>Having any authority on what fusion actually is
>>1832360
>edgy
>lapis fag
drink bleach
she is cancer and i hate her
>>1832480
I didn't ask for these feels mate.
>>1832568
this. ever since that leak with her "im edgy and im not speaking also i have OP water powers" personality i've come to hate her.
would you rub your gemfu's feet?
>>1832480
That's some shitty fanfiction m8
>>1832568
You first :^)
>>1832563
Well, isn't that a coincidence.
>>1832604
>hating a character because of an out-of-context clip
>hating a character at all
>>1832606
I would always rub pearl's delicious paddle feet.
Always
>>1832604
I think it's a little ridiculous how she pretty much broke the world with a CRACKED GEM.
How the hell are they gonna balance her if she's a mainstay?
>>1832670
I think they are slowly making her into a waterbender that needs a source of water to do anything.
>>1832670
Writing magic.
>>1832670
By pretending it didn't happen, or saying her broken gem broke her limiter or something.
>>1832670
It seems like she's only super powerful when she has large enough bodies of water to work with.
Like, she wouldn't be able to do shit with her wings or a puddle.
>>1832670
she wont be a mainstay
shes getting ground into blue glitter
>>1832650
would you give them a lick?
>>1832707
>a puddle
Didn't you watch the leaked clip?
>>1832730
That was a large puddle, I'm talking about a normal one that you see on the ground.
>>1832724
Why yes.
>>1832707
Yeah, she'd only be OP if she was on a planet with a lot of water. Like, a planet that had more water than land. Maybe it'd be 70% water, then she'd be really OP.
>>1829818
>>1829882
Thanks
> The Crystal Gems doing the Ginyu Force pose (Dragon Ball)
What's your opiate, /sug/?
>>1832750
Yeah but, she like, needs to be near that water to work with it, she just can, like, summon it to her when she's not near it.
>>1832778
Maybe she can transport water super fast.
>>1832750
I sure she can only summon water from like a certain distance, if she's in a desert or an open field she's fucked.
>>1832778
Yeah, it's not like the main cast lives right next to an ocean or anything.
>>1832796
Yeah, its not like they have battles AWAY from their home or anything.
Oh wait.
>>1832604
>>1832568
Dudes, where have you been? Just look at all of the art coming from the Crew. We all saw this coming months ago.
>>1832752
Pearl's nose looks weird. I guess I'm just so used to the big pointy beak that a normal nose is off putting.
>>1832795
>>1832816
why would she go to those places if she has god mode on 70% of the planet. the only places where lapis isn't OP are places that nobody would invade the first place. oh man, homeworld is invading an uninhabited desert, guess we're fucked.
basically every fucking thing on the planet needs water to live, how would you not be in a place with no water.
We know Lapis needs a source of water.
But how far can she just grab/ use water from?
>>1832850
I hope Lapis is angsty as fuck forever.
>>1832866
Who says Lapis is even gonna join the CG anyway? She's only staying for Steven, Steven is probably gonna tell her that if she hates being on the Earth, that she should just go travel the cosmos for awhile and actually be free.
>>1832866
Lapis should stay in Beach City always, easily protecting the people and their base.
Since her usefulness elsewhere is a grab-bag.
>>1832866
Lapis isn't even going to go on missions anyway because she hates the CG she'll just shit around in the barn and play board games with Steven. Problem solved.
>>1832870
Apparently only a few feet since she couldn't just grab Jasper with some water in the nearby ocean.
>>1832850
honestly I prefer Lapis like this more than what fanon wanted her to be. I might actually like her now.
>>1832480
Apologies for man voice, but unless grill singers frequent this thread, there's not a better way to express the beat.
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1tLryDmJK7v
Life/in service/makes/so much more/sense when/it is all you ever know
From the diamonds/to a quartz/I've felt the comfort/of their great shadows
And I was
Living as a knight
Free yet
Staying out the light
I thought
Believing in someone/much stronger would always/be what I lived for/ and where I'd go
But shadows fade and sometimes you're alone
And in those moments nowhere feels like home
So I found my own way out
And now it's time to shout
That I will fight for ME! This spotlight's now my own!
Ooh
it's not easy/letting go/ of everything/you've ever relied on
But living/for others/can only/help you be SO whole/SO strong
So I am!
Trying something new
Watch out!
See what I can do
Because I'm
More than renegade/I'm uniquely made/and bound to MY OWN SONG!
Why do I own this?
>>1832917
She wanted blood. She wanted a prisoner.
>>1832850
becky draws pearl angsty as hell, doesn't mean she always is though
>>1831393
I'd be fine with it as long as she washed up beforehand and promise she wouldn't fart. I don't like stank.
>>1832853
beak nose is strange to me haha
maybe when I draw something more cartoonish it will look better?
>>1832925
Because you're part of a secret team?
>>1832933
Sugar always draws her angsty as hell
Zuke always draws her angsty as hell
I'm noticing a pattern.
>>1832921
what does the fanon want her to be?
>>1832883
We all have to grow up sometime
>ynw kiss caress and lick your gemfu's feet
why even live?
>>1832604
>not speaking because edgy
>no one's pointed out how her hair changed
What if it's not that? What if Jasper and Lapis spent so long together in such a bad combination, they've gotten themselves mixed up together? What if not only have they gained personality changes, but their VOICES have switched?
>>1832904
If she wants to protect humans from homeworld, there's no way she could lose. Any kind of town or village will have water.
>>1832921
>believing Lapis would ever be silly random flighty angel girl
She's too broken for that.
>>1832959
Because there's more to live for
what if jasper held you and pleaded that you not kill yourself
>>1832968
Jasper could finally sing without that forced voice! Technically...
Lapis is dead inside, and its all her fault.
>>1832955
>>1832954
It vacillates between yandere, cutesy lesbian, and DICK SQUAD.
>>1832983
>happy
>flighty
>>1832944
That's fine, do whatever you want. I'm just weirded out by it is all.
>>1832986
Where in the fuck did this dude get a fucking M-240?
So any news on the hiatus ending or is the best guess we have still just the May 16th date the French guys said? or is that not even true?
>>1832968
how her hair changed? it's only because the retard that draws everybody's hair like that is drawing her.
>>1832954
I've seen plenty of depressed or kind and all-loving water angel Lapis. Not the kind of character I like honestly. I dunno how to explain, my brain cells are being dinks right now.
>>1832925
I like your hat!
>>1833019
Oh yeah man, this picture is totally cannon. I mean, look at Ruby and Sapphire existing while Garnet is holding them.
>>1833014
>dick squad
yuck. never liked that shit.
>>1833019
>peri is a meme cat instead of a cold and calculating
>lapis is miserable
What will Jasper be like
>>1833050
Lapis will be happy someday, anon. And Jasper will reluctantly join the CGs and be a perma tsundere.
>>1832968
>Lapis Lazuli has Jasper's voice now
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5kJWMGdJwkk
>>1833062
Self-conscious recluse
>>1833062
Placing my bets on scared of everything.
>>1833062
A scaredy, crying pussy. Maybe suicidal.
>>1833064
Someday.
>>1833062
All bark but not a lot of bite.
>>1833062
vulnerable and #noided
>>1832933
They are laying it pretty thick here, anon. And the difference between Pearl and Lapis is that Pearl has a lot screen time to actually establish here character, Lapis doesn't. That's why we fall back on to the art. The art portrays her as full of angst, and that fits her circumstances.
If you didn't see it coming and learn to love it ahead of time, that's because you either weren't paying attention or your you stupidly bought into Lapidot.
Lapis is broken.
ayy lmao
>>1833109
But broken lapidot is the best lapidot
>>1833111
I think you mean Lapis and Jasper have been ZUKED
>>1833062
>fit
"I have taken a liking to the human practice of getting swol."
Now that I really think about it, Lapis and Steven really don't have that much of a friendship. I mean, they've interacted for what, a total of an hour?
>>1833111
It's probably only because Zuke is drawing her.
post jasper redemption
>>1833169
Is this redemption for ants?
>>1833062
she doesn't look cold and calculating in that pic, she just looks like an irritable worker, which she still is
>>1833169
>263x192
INDEXER WHERE R U
>>1833111
yes. because the autistic dyke is drawing her.
>>1833169
>>1833169
>>1833169
Fuck lettuce.
DAYOOOOOOOOOON~~
>>1833148
They certainly aren't super close friends, but they do care about each other. Mostly because Lapis has nothing left and Steven likes everyone and worries about how suicidal she is. I still want more Beach Summer Fun Buddies though.
>>1833169
>>1832986
lies
>>1833278
Name things that are more probable to happen than a Jasperemption
I'll start
>Pearl fusing with Steven
>>1832362
Go to the beach
>>1833278
>gems
>eating
gross
>>1833327
Ruby and Sapphire getting a good development episode.
>>1833340
It could be a quartz thing.
>>1833201
Why not a completely paranoid crybaby pussy?
>>1833148
Lapis drowned him and let him fall off a crumbling tower from the stratosphere. Then again Peridot has almost killed him more times than Lapis and they're still friends.
I can't wait for everyone to rejoice when Jasper is bubbled despite her only headbutting Steven.
>>1833327
well they showed rainbow quartz nonspeaking for a reason
heya pals professional shitposter here I'm so dang bored and unemployed and suicidal what's a fun game on steam that someone who doesn't really video game and has a shitty computer can play
>>1833169
>>1833327
This show coming back without Stevenbombs.
>>1833358
/freaks/ are gonna freak
>>1833363
kill yourself
it's very interactive
>>1833363
Undertale :^))))
>>1833327
Any /ss/ made canon
>>1833278
I wanna hand feed her
>>1833327
Lapidot fusion
>>1833363
How old are you?
>>1833410
3.14159263...
>>1833424
>under 18
>>1833358
As long as she gets screentime, I dont mind Jasper not being a CG. Knowing this show though, even YD will have a deeper motive.
>>1833363
steven universe
>>1833363
mass effect 1.
you can romance alien waifus.
>>1833363
Why play video games when you can go outside and do stuff?
>>1833363
http://store.steampowered.com/app/264200/
>>1833182
I also like that idea.
But it might be even better if it's more subtle, and we notice it more and more as time goes on
>>1833358
Jasper is the only one who didn't try to kill him. But she's still gonna be the worse off of all three.
>>1833327
nothing
>>1833460
nO
Reddit wants this
Don't let reddit win
>>1833327
You have that backwards. Jasperdemption is a lot more probable than Rainbow Quartz 2.0. Not with the way Pearl thinks about fusion. She uses it as an emotional crutch like humans use romantic relationships. Pearl and Steven fusing would be tantamount to Steven's stepmom having sex with him.
>>1833424
Underage b&
Just a reminder that Jasper did nothing wrong
>>1833484
They can easily pull the stevencantfusewithgems card and avoid all this awkwardness.
Humans? Surprisingly yes. Gems? Surprisingly no.
>>1833460
Jasper is going to be the hardest because she has a personal thing agaisnt Rose. I mean, she probably saw her fellow quartzes getting grinded into a fine powder, and was made to be loyal to her homeworld, maybe even to die for it.
The only ways I can see Jasper joining Steven and the gems would be YD telling her to fuck off, or being told her life is not as important as she thought. There's always the small chance she didnt know what the cluster actually was.
>>1833505
More like ASSPER
>>1833503
>fucking up 3 different quotes
>>1833505
She lost
>>1833525
Call the cops you fucking coon
>>1833505
>was completely against cheap tricks
>is now a fusion slut
Fucking failure.
>>1833551
More like hyper adapting.
Adapt or die
Man, this thread just fucking withered.
>>1833503
that last one, I play it when I'm bored. It's fun, and doesn't shit up my crappy laptop. I don't play many games either.
What kinda games are you into? Torchlight II if you wanna beat up some stuff, maybe Skullgirls. Or this shit http://store.steampowered.com/app/218060
i love her.
>>1833505
You don't need to remind me.
>>1833503
Jesus Christ
>>1833503
get a free /adv/
If under 25, you're whining for nothing. Get a new hobby or do something you never tried before, boredom is kill. You're still young and you can get jobs fairly easy, just search in the right place and meet the right people to get some network. The best way to keep the suicidal thoughts away is occupying your mind with stuff.
If over 25, you should probably kill yourself, life will only gets worse.
>>1833596
I love you
>>1833327
Greg dating again, but Pearl fucks up everything.
>>1833503
>too many minorities out there
I can't figure out game you're possibly talking about. Do aliens count as minorities?
>>1833622
Yes, they're not even people.
>>1833596
I never thought I could feel this way, Anon.
How about that jasper
>>1833614
i really want them to be friends, would be good for both
Soooo who works tomorrow morning but is up anyway?
IF I COULD
>>1833758
at least you have a job
>>1833775
BEGIN TO BE
>>1833775
ARE THE CRYSTAL GEMS
>>1833758
Air traffic controller here, i wouldn't advice any of you to fly tomorrow.
>>1833758
unemployed college student on spring break, feels.... good? mostly boring.
>>1833758
>tfw
>>1833829
Try not to post that ever again
I really like Alexandrite's design. The second mouth looks very reminiscent of Evangelion.
>>1833843
Try being more of a clod
>>1833856
I really like you
Everyday I like her more than the day before.
>>1833614
That was comfy. A bit heartbreaking, but nice.
>>1833747
Greg and Pearl can really be the best of friends, they just need that one bonding event.
>>1833856
>>1833898
i don't think i can like her more than i already do...
>tells puns
>neurotic
>overall cute
she's the whole package
>>1833747
I thought they were friends now, isn't that why she helps fix his van when it breaks down?
I mean, Pearl did seem a little conflicted about it from her dream, but I think she and him have become friends through their mutual care of Steven.
>>1833889
You are just saying that because you are in one of those moods.
>>1833914
Pastry cook. Chocolate decoration and writing is my weak point and I usually mess up. My hands are pretty shaky. It's a small business, so I do everything pastry related. The reason I'm going to cooking school is because I hope the diploma helps me get a better place. I have an uncle who works in the industry in NY but I'm not skilled enough for any of the places he knows.
>>1833979
Drunk?
>>1833961
>Neurotic is a plus
Show of hands, who here has had a girlfriend.
Sugar is an ugly landwhale and Zuke is pretty and petite. You can't prove me wrong.
>>1834035
>>1833978
they undoubtedly care about steven, but i don't think they're actually friends, they're too far from each other
>>1834052
alright i giggled
>>1834008
If you are, then sure, that mood.
>>1834083
nah I like you anyway
>>1834049
>Sugar is a cute 14 year old girl and Zuke is chubby and adorable
Just wanna point out that the number of episodes that have aired in the last year is consistently shrinking. In a month and a half, we'll be down to 21 episodes in the last year.
>>1834055
>>1833978
Pearl is balancing out.
Let's not kid ourselves, it'll never happen in the show, but it's entertaining to imagine.
>>1834115
With five episodes each bomb it's no wonder the number of episodes each year is shrinking considering everyone in charge of scheduling at CN is having a stroke all the time.
I only realized recently that Alexandrite has an underboob porthole.
>>1833340
pearl pls go
>>1834095
*14 year old boy
>>1834131
it may happen, they first didn't stand each other and now they're like good neighbors.
she didn't have the right to act like that at first place
>>1834185
>"Looks like my tea has gone cold"
Too soon
>>1834154
pic related
What are you running from?
She's not coming back.
>>1834206
I want this.
what if pearl was a consulting producer on wonder showzen
>>1834252
Nothing, with genetic science he might one day be real.
>>1834262
who?
>>1834275
yeah, they share too much to not be close friends
>pearl encounters a footfag
What will happen next.
>>1834417
She walks away wordlessly.
>>1834417
Considering that Pearl acts like humanity is beneath her, she'd probably enjoy the idea of humans who know their place.
>>1834446
Oh, but I forgot to mention that she'd still never let them touch her.
>>1834460
gems probably make pearls do that, I'm sure she'd enjoy the same
>>1833758
I just want to finally finish this project I've been working on for the past month or so.
>>1831345
https://static1.e621.net/data/8f/66/8f66ddd929b465efcbb25f5e6a3bb737.swf
Why is this allowed?
what if you were having a really nice day at the park with your peridaughter and she told you she really liked you sober
>>1834524
It's not, it's against the law, police is on the way.
Why does everyone keep posting that?
>>1834247
I find it funny how much better her design is with just a few tweaks here and there
Is this official in any way?
http://www.levelupstudios.com/peridot
I wonder who drew this
>>1834695
Who could it possibly be?
>>1834695
Baby beckie
>>1834702
Who the hell would put their own self-insert in an Invader Zim porn fan comic?
>>1834716
Oh gee would you look at that, how scandalous!
>>1833062
Dead.
>>1834716
Uh-oh. I'd hate to say it, but maybe Pearl did molest Steven
>>1834479
>Pearl making humans do to her all the humiliating shit Pearls are made to do to real gems
>>1833358
>Lapis drowned him and let him fall off a crumbling tower from the stratosphere.
She didn't know either of those things could kill him.
The only explanation for the first is a writing error. For the second she thought he would be fine after the fall (like a Gem would be) and didn't want to hang around in case the CG wanted to poof her/she really wanted to go home.
>>1834739
Oh she's a furry too? That's just shameful becky
>>1834781
I wanna hug inside out lapis
>>1833856
Alex is best fusion for a few reasons, that's just one of them.
>>1834781
Wow she invented undertale too
>>1834781
I can't even post the rest of this comic because it's too lewd, jesus sugar you fucking degenerate, who makes porn of this?!
>>1834801
>Alex is best fusion
Back the fuck up mate.
Russian Love Like You
KEK cock
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=d0b9XUcKlDY
>>1834524
it just keeps going, I'm waiting for the cum shot
>>1834823
There isn't one.
>>1834524
What is this?
>>1834791
do her glasses make her eyes look smaller or does she really have asian eyes?
>>1834052
perfection
>>1834811
THAT'S!
NOT!
FUSION!
>>1834883
Sure it is. See how they're fused together? Fusion
>>1834883
How would you know what fusion is? You've taken fusion and corrupted it's purpose. If you hadn't fused this gem wouldn't be suffering right now.
>>1834913
>implying cross-gem permafusion isn't fusion's original purpose hidden away by the previous diamonds eons ago
>>1834933
>Previous diamonds
>Implying diamonds aren't eternal
Blasphemy if I ever heard it.
>>1834941
>I was cross-gem fusing before it was cool.
>17 year old Steven putting on a tux and thinking to himself
>[All ready to pick Connie up for prom... I wonder if we will go all the way tonight...]
>Garnet casually walks by and places a few condoms on the table next to Steven without braking stride and walks off
>>1834933
>Previous diamonds
>Implying there have been diamonds before
Now that's some fucking heresy
>>1834948
>Implying diamonds aren't forever
>>1834965
>Implying she wouldn't offer to teach him how to use them so he gets it right
Garnet is nothing if not supportive of Steven's funky flow.
>>1834991
What kind of backwards country where they don't teach that in health class do you live in?
>>1835012
>Steven
>School
Pick one
>>1835012
Steven's never been to school you whackerer.
>>1835021
Good point.
But that's something he would have learned well beforehand, either from the golem women from space that are raising him or from the internet... or maybe from Lars in passing if Lars stopped being a asshole.
>>1834965
Would you give her money for cigarettes?
Any day now we will know when the show comes back. Any. Day. Now.
>>1835065
She can just steal them like they stole all those Cookie Cats.
>>1835065
I never understood this meme. Smoking seems like something Pearl would detest most of all.
>>1835049
I love how cotton candy Garnet parallels Stevonnie so much.
>>1835049
>Scribble used to draw hair fluffy and with curves
>Now he just does squares and hard edges
>>1835075
She paid for those.
How did she get the money though?
>>1835065
not if shes going to burn the wrong end and be a cunt.
>>1835084
I don't know what you mean.
>>1835081
You remember that episode where Steven went back in time and killed himself over 50 times? That's over 50 timelines where Steven disappeared without a trace.
>>1835090
>How did she get the money though
What do you think, anon?
>>1835090
Amy said they stole them.
What'll the bomb name be?
>Week of Malachite
>Lapis Bomb
>>1835084
Sounds like Scribble is being
>EDGY
>>1835114
Yeah but Pearl said she went back and paid for them
Probably a lie but w/e
>>1835115
>Week of The Water Witch
>>1835115
STEVEN DIES
>>1835125
Yeah, I don't think Pearl would care enough about humans to go back.
But she cares enough about Steven to not want to influence him badly.
>>1835115
Peribomb 2 Electric Boogaloo.
I love Tang.
>>1835065
Smoking is for queers and women.
Dipping is where it's at.
>>1835115
I wonder how they're going to do the commercials, like if they'll just blatantly show Lapis again or not.
Draw what you roll!
>>1835115
>The Week Before Another Grueling Hiatus
HOOO
>>1835242
Could the mirror even be powered by a Gem that isn't a Lapis?
Like, she specifically had mirror eyes.
>>1835217
Anyway excuse my shameless set up, I rolled a 49 the other day and I decided to draw this while I was sick yesterday, on my Wii U no less.
Shit I know but hey I'll post it anyway.
>>1835264
Draw what comes next.
>>1835260
Pearl please, we all know that was a side effect of you keeping her trapped in that mirror for so long.
>>1835281
Do we? I always assumed it was because of her crack.
>>1835242
Water Witch will be forever irredeemable if she's ok with trapping another gem in a mirror, and I'm saying this as a massive Lapisfag.
>>1835217
reroll
I wanna fug Sardonyx
>>1835316
ok, reroll
>>1835217
Rolling I guess.
>>1835347
Connie rides that hard Pearl cock while hers flops around.
>>1835315
That is why Rose is already irredeemable. She traps Lappy in a mirror and ticks Pearl into being the jailkeeper without even knowing it.
That's fucked up!
>>1835315
She's trapped another gem already, just not in a mirror.
>>1835359
>Pearl didn't know
Yup.
http://stevenutheories.tumblr.com/post/130518593544/loreweaver-universe-i-theorized-over-the-last
>>1835357
I can get behind that idea anon, the only problem is I'm a shit artist. The world desperately needs futa Connie however..
>>1835359
I actually hope that's what we find out about Rose and not that retarded "she's behind the cluster" theory.
>>1835386
I've fapped to worse art, go for it.
>>1835359
>That is why Rose is already irredeemable.
Why would you think it was Rose you retard? Pearl says she found the mirror at the galaxy warp why the fuck would Rose put her in a mirror than just leave it at the galaxy warp where any Homeworld gem can warp in and steal it?
>>1835403
Pearl probably wasn't there so they lied to her.
Does anyone have the link to that huge tumblr post explaining this theory?
How will Lapis put on her makeup without a mirror
>>1835434
I imagine she's probably scared of mirrors.
>>1835403
She's an evil trickster that's why!
>>1835402
What the hell, I'll probably do it. Going to play some Fire Emblem for the time being.
I picture Connie having a cute little brown cock, a distended belly from having a massive gem dick up her ass, and a nice lewd ahegao expression. Steven can cry and fap in the corner.
>>1835473
Sounds hot. Good luck.
>>1831429
>Cute
>Size difference
>It's the best Gem paired with the best fusion
>He's very romantic and lovey-dovey while she's calm and at peace
>Part 1 of Season 2 Finale
>Garnet vs some Homeworlder again
>Garnet pushing the enemy gem back in rapid succession
>Garnet's new song ramping up in volume and pace
>the song is a few seconds away from its climax
>Homeworlder suddenly counters off beat of the song, stopping it completely
>she rains slower, but much stronger blows on Garnet
>Garnet poofs
>the enemy soldier turns towards Steven and the rest of the Crystal Gems
>still no music
>part 1 ends
>>1835369
Cycle of abuse.
>sort of want to write Jasper hardcore rape yuris and psychosexual horror
>but don't want to do anything until we know exactly what happens to her
Eh. Don't you hate it when that happens?
>>1831469
Nice! Ignore the closet homos who don't appreciate a nice feminine penis.
>>1831429
This. Cute, hawt, nice contrast of color palates, Connie could have "mommy issues" as part of the reason why she is attracted to Pearl, Connie is obviously fascinated with gems and swordplay, the teacher/student relationship turned romantic is a nice trope and I like it.
Steven can go for Peri and endorse this relationship. It all works out!
>>1835513
Just do it you pussy.
>>1833614
Is there more to this?
>>1835513
Yeah, that's how I feel when people ask me to write about Lapis.
>>1835217
rolling
Zuke posted something, quick Zukefags go save it and post it here so we can praise her doodles!!
>that horrible feeling when your brand new hardware wont' work
i feel sick /sug/
can you post peedle to make me feel better
>>1835615
I don't know what to make of this.
You clearly follow her, so why are you so upset and sarcastic about people liking her art?
This nigger.
>>1835647
Was that before the leaks?
>>1835499
>Garnet pushing the enemy gem back in rapid succession
Oh yeah, because her fight was going great against Jasper.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zghPOtiKXmU&hd=1
>>1835640
Probably because they are doodles and people sperg over them. This newest one looks like it was made in MS Paint.
>>1833513
That's boring. I believe that they can pull off a Pearl/Steven fusion without it being creepy and/or romantic.
>>1835655
The idea is that the Homeworlder was fighting defensively until she read Garnet's fighting style and had the best opportunity to counter and finish the fight.
>>1835688
>without it being creepy/romantic
I want it to be that way. I wonder if CN would let that air.
>>1835692
Oh my, that's a fantastic show of strategy! I approve anon.
>>1835688
I think your desire of this might not be entirely wholesome
>>1835702
It could probably be creepy, but I don't think it'd ever be romantic. I think that them fusing should strengthen their bond and make them understand each other more.
>>1835730
>might not be entirely wholesome
What? I've wanted to see them fusing for the longest time. I've got over 30 pieces of fanart of concepts for their fusion saved.
She's... not trying anymore
>>1835750
Does she even have to? Zukefags will eat it up anyway.
What if you showered with Jasper and you got crushed between her ass and the wall?
>>1835762
Die happy.
>>1835762
Steven would risk it.
>want to watch SU on VHS so i can pretend im young again
>that vhs su tumblr guy wont tell anyone how he gets it to vhs
>>1835762
It would be very painful.
>>1835750
lapis, zuke or both?
>>1835788
>that vhs su tumblr guy wont tell anyone how he gets it to vhs
What in the fuck are you talking about?
>>1835796
She's a big gem
>>1835718
I can't tell if you legitimately liked it or were being sarcastic, so I'm going to assume the latter.
>>1835802
For you
>>1835615
>>1835750
>>1835760
Can't you at least wait for someone to say they like her art before you start shit?
>>1835808
I liked it anon, Powerful enemies assessing how strong their opponents are before beating them into the ground is something I just love.
>>1835801
Peridot has many, many triangles incorporated in her design
Post good shit.
>>1835857
That seems like some Evangelion shit.
>>1835857
>>1835862
If Cartoon Network allowed it I have no doubt Sugar would turn SU into Evangelion 2.
>>1835857
ayyy
>>1835868
>>1835857
I only save good art.
how do you think poil nose would look irl. pic related
>>1835884
Those bubbles are suspiciously large
>>1835902
just look at her face. she just farted there
Bless me with the
Leaf off of the tree
On it I see
The freedom reign
We are falling
The light is calling
Tears inside me
Calm me down
Midnight calling
Mist of resolving
Crown me, with the
Pure green leaf
Praise to my father
Blessed by the water
Black night, dark sky
The devils cry
>Leaked episode title: The New Lars
Often, titles are misleading. Instead of the immediate "Lars gets reformed" idea, it could turn out to be something like:
>Someone shapeshifting to be like him, maybe to relive a point that he's a jerk
>There's a new dick in town, or one of the existing characters turns sour like him
>Sadie gets a new crush. The new Lars, the Lars replacement
>Lars gets replaced at the Big Donut
Or some combination of these.
>>1835904
Damn her dress is flying up and everything
>>1835919
No, it's Lars gets exiled to the ruins of Ocean Town for being a whiny little douchebag and then they have him replaced with a mop that has a paper plate face on it.
>>1835930
>Ocean Town
Jesus Christ man! That's like exiling someone to Silent Hill...
Reminder that Jasper's ass can make anyone feel better
>>1835895
Source?
best ship coming through.
>>1835909
Dante fuck off, you're more drunk than usual, go and shoot some demons in the nuts over there
>>1835919
I feel like The New Lars will be a Steven and Lars fusion, and when they fuse, he'll learn how it feels like to not be so worried about what people think of him all the time.
Again, there's no way they can pass up on a fusion name like Stars, right?
>>1835974
Any simple Greg Pearl draw ideas. Simple.
>>1836017
>that hairstyle
>>1836021
Greg dressed as James Sunderland and Pearl dressed as Mary.
>>1836021
Greg wakes up in Rose's room with Pearl sleeping in his arms.
>>1836021
Pearl and Greg drinking tea and coffee respectively and talking as friends.
>>1836034
Oh wow. Lars learns how to act Karen(caring)
>>1835982
No way, you got you own.
>>1836021
Pearl and Greg cosplaying because Steven asked them to take him to a convention please.
Anyone got that Drawfriend pic that recreated that blind guardian album Artwork? I forgot to save it and really want it
>>1835982
Speaking of, does anyone have that picture of Pearl dressed as Dante?
>>1836056
Why are they in Rose's room?
Old Greg or young greg
>>1836095
This?
>>1836144
Young Greg, and because it was originally a Greg/Pearl/Rose threesome but Rose has already left and decided to let them sleep.
>>1836115
I know what you're talking about but I dnt have it. Check drawendo.tumblr.com
>>1836145
Yup that's it man thanks
>>1831154
Good morning sug
If Steven poofed and was able to reform, how would he look like once he regenerates, assuming he's still half-human half-Gem?
>>1836249
teen steven
>>1836249
He'd look like a dead person that died.
>>1831722
>>1836249
Probably older because his appearence reflects his mind set and its hard not to grow up a little after fucking death
>>1831999
>>1836249
Like a giant penis
>>1836249
He's half human and half gem intertwined. If he died and retreated into his gem he'd only repair the gem parts of his body, so he'd probably half a body missing most of his essential organs and brain.
>>1832301
>>1836315
Or he'd retreat into his Gem, but when he returns his body is repaired in the process of his reformation.
>>1836334
How could his gem repair his human side?
>>1836341
Well, I'm thinking that he doesn't need his Gem to maintain his human body and bodily functions, so he's got extra energy saved within the Gem, and when he reforms in a damaged body he could release the energy and heal his body.
Plus he's got healing spit.
>>1833169
>>1833186
It doesn't ring if I'm not in the thread famm
If i gave you the goodnight you gotta wait for the goodmorning post
>>1833350
>>1833596
>>1836341
Fucking magic?
Weve seen steven fuck so much with his biological shit to do gem shit that being half human as offered him literally no downsides aside from basic shit like food and excrement
Hes just going to continue being immune or resistant to gem specific tech to save the CG's despite being weaker
>>1834082
>>1836353
Yeah but if he retreated into his gem wouldn't that leave all his flesh behind since it's not light? How could he heal his body if it's not attached?
>>1834154
>>1836381
He can turn his and other humans' bodies into light for fusion.
>>1836381
I think his Gem is attached to his human body, so that it's literally impossible to take the Gem out of his body.
>>1836341
i don't think he has precisely a human side. more like his gem generates an organic body, which is hard to maintain and that's why he needs to eat and sleep. if steven dies most likely he'll just reform from his gem
>>1836393
But what if his Gem is capable of regenerating his human body, but it's incredibly gross and body-horror?
>>1836372
Lapis is cute but I'd like to snap her in half.
>>1836406
why would that happen?
>>1836417
It's more of a what-if than anything.
Is there a limit to the number of watermelon stevens that Steven can produce, and if not, then how long would it take for Steven to produce enough watermelon stevens to take over the universe?
>>1836441
Steven managed to make watermelons grow over the night. It'd probably take max 8 or 9 hours for them to grow.
>>1836423
cat fingers stated his gem works fine with an organic body
>>1836469
>his gem works fine with an organic body
>Using Cat Fingers of all episodes as your source for that
Did we watch the same episode?
>>1836501
yes. he can alter drastically his body and come back to normal just fine (whenever he controls it or not)
>>1836056
Turns out I am way too tired for requests. Did this one though sort of
>>1836551
Sourscreen, is that you?
Also, thank you so much for doing my request!
>>1836551
not OR but damn
fucking Solid
>>1836551
That's a very nice Pearl butt. Thanks Sour, have a good rest.
>>1836551
Fuck off Para2
just kidding, nice work.
>>1836569
not OR?
>>1836596
He's not the original requester.
Anyone else think Rose Quartz kind of looks like the lust goddess from that nobody in particular comic?
>>1836596
Original requester
Why does they fuel our desire for Malacute, only to destroy her forever?
>>1836606
>tfw Rose will never give you an all the way through fucking
>>1836606
Who?
>>1836606
really?
Na, i dont see it
>>1836618
It's how our Lord maintains her immortality. She feeds off our sorrow.
>>1836623
No problem, champ
>>1836606
Not really, shes a giant woman and she has curls, about it.
By the way. Weirdest boner from that comic.
>>1836643
Was it this page?
http://1.bp.blogspot.com/-kF-BqG58c9M/Vl458rVtnDI/AAAAAAAAAd8/hhFwIpF_GhA/s1600/TMW22.jpg
Linking because I can't tell if it's shota and I don't want a ban.
if Steven and Peridot had a baby what would it be called
Let's kill this thread like Lapis will kill Steven so that she can be with him forever.
>>1836772
Percy
>>1836772
Assuming at least Steven will survive, probably this.
>>1836772
autistic
New thread
>>1836800
>>1836800
>>1836800
If Amethyst eats garbage - does kissing her would be like kissing thashcan and tasting rotten slimy things, which will stuck in her teeth?
>>1835217
I always get captured
>>1835185
Seriously tho dipping is for shit bird rednecks an no pussy getters. Who's going kiss you with shit mouth kid? Who's going to long term relationship with someone who jams gross shit in his lip for fun?
>>1835217
rolling