/sug/ - Steven Universe General Still here Edition Previou

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>>1825798
We're back baby!

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I want these on my shelf

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post cheeto

Who is the best drawfag?

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>>1825839
not me lol

>>1825839
para2
i'm not para 2 btw

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>>1825831

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>>1825273
I had no idea Seed Crystal was still writing. Are you really going to draw some of his scenes?

>>1825858
I want to

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>>1825831

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>>1824838

>>1825813
omaha nebraska

why doesn't anyone want to respond to my posts is there something wrong with them

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>>1825844

buurl

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>>1825879

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>>1825831

>>1825868
>>1825894
Why?

>>1825901
Because they're not the original images

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Hi, /sug/!

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>>1825831
Make way for the superior Gem

>>1825903
And?

>>1825896
I'd like to see that desu

>>1825915
Usually they repost them with higher res/quality for archival/ego purposes

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>>1825839
In terms of what?

Skill level?
Consistency with the amount of requests they deliver?
The amount of requests they have delivered in general?

The most common seem to be X-Man, Sofa, and Shifuto I guess.

And I like Sofa's style a bit more

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>>1825912
wrong pic

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>>1825912
Sorry I'm late.

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>>1825912

>>1825915
Would you rather have this one or the other one?

>>1825940
Neither, but there was no difference between the others.

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>>1825929

>>1825839
All except TomatoShit

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>>1825931
Get back from whence you came

>>1825898
what if jasper isn't known only by crushing skulls but is also one of the greatest singers homeworld has seen and was offended by sapphire's poor skills

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>reruns till at least the 20th
We're going to be here for another month aren't we

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Lapis is so fucking hot I want her to rub me inappropriately.

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>>1825979

>>1825949
There is, feel free to find the difference between the two images if you want to

>>1825858
>>1825864
I love his Grearl stuff, but he hardly ever puts out content. I wouldn't mind illustrations.

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>>1825973
SU won't be back until all the new toys are out, wouldn't make sense to sell old Peridots after her CG design comes out

>>1825987
I'd rather go stare at the sun for a couple of hours than autistically search for a pixel sized jpeg artifact for that same amount of time.

>>1825896
That would be fucked up...[spoiler]Make it happen Sugar lady[/spoiler]

So when do y'all expect the return date to be announced? This week or next week?

>>1826003
It takes14 seconds tops if you have arms

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>>1825998

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>>1825813
>dat filename

>>1826017
As long as you believe it then that's all that matters. Enjoy

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>>1826017
>Implying everyone has arms

>>1826014
Anon, The Return aired March 12th of LAST YEAR

>>1826032
I can do it in less than 30 with my feet
I could do it in under 2 minutes using only my head

After Connie dies, which Gem (or fusion) would Steven likely fall in love with?

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>>1825839
I think sal is pretty great

>>1825542
>Mfw I tongued a dude at the club and he sucked me off afterwards.
Still prefer grills but damn, he knew how to work the D.

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anyone can remake this image with Lapis instead of Pearl?

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>>1826044
I hate you and your dubs

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>>1825998
am I the only one who thinks she won't get a major design change? I think a star would look tacky on her, and I think the star should be a symbol reserved for the original cg's

I'm thinkin that maybe she could reform with an outfit that cuts off the bottom of the diamond on her outfit, giving it five points, pic related

I do hope she starts wearing clothes frequently though

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>>1826082
What a lovely story.

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>>1826122
and pic related is what made me think of that

>>1826122
Some of the fanmade crystal gem Peridot outfits I've seen are actually pretty good in my opinion.

>>1826122
I like her current design and wouldn't mind it staying, but it would at least make sense for her to drop the diamond

>>1826123
You want the full version in greentext Anon? I will deliver, you need only ask.

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>>1826143
>>1826122
it does make it look like the cut on rose/steven's gem

>>1826170
go right ahead, shoot

>>1826201
triggered

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>>1826201

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>>1826232
>image.jpg

you're not my real indexer

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Do you think Peridot daydreams about doing cutesy stuff with Steven?

>>1826251
Look closely

>>1826273
that only makes it more of a crime

>>1826271
Why would she let her dreams be dreams when she can just go do it with Steven?

>>1826271
Yes, she dreams about Steven impregnating her in the future so that she can give birth to her's and Steven's son/daughter.

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>>1826271
But anon, she already does.

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>>1826367

>>1826271
No.

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How do you feel about everydemption?

>>1826414
You and that Twitter person are interpreting that incorrectly

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>>1826122
>I do hope she starts wearing clothes frequently though
Me too. Me too.

Someone post the clothes shopping story.

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Post second-best ship

>>1826423
What's the correct interpretation, Mr. Bloom?

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>>1826434

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>>1826434

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>>1826434
No prob bob, but try orginising your image folders, you posted the wrong ship by accident

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>>1826461
I said second-best, not absolute best

>>1826446
It surely does not mean every character, like Marty and YD, will be "redeemed" as how the fans use it

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>>1826201
Isn't one of the big stereotypes about asexuality is that people who think they are are just dysfunctional/too depressed too feel anything that they would while healthy, and that it doesn't really exist? Wouldn't ace people want a better character to project their headcanon on, that doesn't perpetuate that stereotype?

Because yeah I've been seeing the asexual lapis thing a bit frequently on the tumbles

>>1826367
>>1826372
>Sketchabee
I heard the artist quit tumblr due to ham-beasts pestering him/her due to drawing Stevidot. Did the artist do new stuff recently? I need my cute Stevidot fix.

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Love you /sug/
I hope your week is going well

>>1826489
You used to be better at reading between the lines, Harold.

>>1826545
Kill yourself

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Never forget.

>>1826545
Take my ass virginity.

>>1826545
You make life worth living, love anon.

>>1826523
http://sketchabee.tumblr.com/
huh, I guess they did

>>1826523
http://sketchabeedraws.tumblr.com/

>>1826545
I love you too, anon. ^.^

>>1826571
source?

>>1826545
lovesies from nebraska

>>1826571
>>1826578
>>1826603
Everybody says that this ship canonacilly (did I spell that right?) sank.
But I don't see it. Can somebody explain?

>>1826658
It's meme bait

>>1826181

1/4

This happened roughly 2 months ago. For your information, I am studying Applied Languages at my local university and am quite known among the various student clubs in my general area for being a heavy drinker and a bi-sexual. Student’s life is awesum, btw. Made a shitton of friends by now, 10/10 would recommend to neetfags.

>Be me eurofag, studying for exams one night
Am almost in tears, know I’m gonna fail this one
Inb4 hellodarknessmyoldfriend.mp3
Get call from brother in drinks, asking if I want to go on vacation with club to Avoriaz (between the border of France and Switzerland)
fuckyes.gif
Last year was a YUGE success, non-stop skiing, pot, beer and hot chicks.
Mfw my club has no places available anymore
Friend apologizes, says he’s sorry
Get a message from the preases (leader/representative) of the Students Apothecary’s Association from Ghent (SAAG, for short)
Says he still has a few spots left and that they’ll visit the exact same area
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Finish exams and depart
On bus, a few fags from club Rodenbach say they know me (didn’t know I was famous outside Antwerp)
Share Vodka and Whiskey with them, it could have been great
Get to Avoriaz, first night, smoke pot, drink nothing but Duvel and supposedly pissed in bathtub of shared room
Ski, drink, sleep, repeat.
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>>1826622
There's no love to be found in Nebraska.

>>1826584
Thanks anon

>>1826571
Put a baby in her shortstack belly Lars

Edit

1/4

This happened roughly 2 months ago. For your information, I am studying Applied Languages at my local university and am quite known among the various student clubs in my general area for being a heavy drinker and a bi-sexual. Student’s life is awesum, btw. Made a shitton of friends by now, 10/10 would recommend to neetfags.

>Be me eurofag, studying for exams one night
>Am almost in tears, know I’m gonna fail this one
>Inb4 hellodarknessmyoldfriend.mp3
>Get call from brother in drinks, asking if I want to go on vacation with club to Avoriaz (between the border of France and Switzerland)
>fuckyes.gif
>Last year was a YUGE success, non-stop skiing, pot, beer and hot chicks.
>Mfw my club has no places available anymore
>Friend apologizes, says he’s sorry I can’t come with
>Get a message from the preases (leader/representative) of the Students Apothecary’s Association from Ghent (SAAG, for short)
>Says he still has a few spots left and that they’ll visit the exact same area
thankyouJesus.png
>Finish exams and depart
>On bus, a few fags from club Rodenbach say they know me (didn’t know I was famous outside Antwerp)
>Share Vodka and Whiskey with them, it could was great
>Get to Avoriaz, first night, smoke pot, drink nothing but Duvel and supposedly pissed in bathtub of shared room
>Ski, drink, sleep, repeat.
>thisgunbeagudweek.mp4

Requesting a drawfag draw long haired Garnet in a sleeveless hoodie (hoodie on). Please

Ugh

>>1826515
Wait what? I thought aesexuality was a disorder

>>1826730
You okay anon?

>>1827131
nah
>but asexuality is generally not considered a disorder or a sexual dysfunction (such as anorgasmia, anhedonia, etc.), because it does not necessarily define someone as having a medical problem or problems relating to others socially

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>>1827131
I think you are confusing it with sociopathy/emotional detachment, asexuality exists, but may be caused by those things as well

So /sug/, had a weird dream involving SU not too long ago. Only remember the three major parts
Basically Garnet is forced to unfuse for whatever reason. Jasper also there.

Steven comforts Ruby, who is pissed at Sapphire for some reason

Steven tries to sword fight with Sapphire (playfully, like with sticks) but Sapphire isn't paying attention. Basically Steven is behind her and blocking his shit real good but then hits him in the mouth and chips his tooth upward and doesn't even turn around when Steven looks at her in pain.

Shit was weird

>>1827193
I've always felt slightly unsettled with Ruby and sapphire, they don't love Steven like Garnet does. And they don't even wear a star!

Well done and clean, all gems in The Answer flashback

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>>1827222
they do, they were just highly distracted each time they've interacted with him

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>>1827233
We need to name and draw porn of all of them.

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>>1827238
Genuine question: where do you people find the higher res version? I save it directly from the dash/blogs without any downloaders or previews, so why are some of my pics lower res? am I missing something?

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>>1827233
I wonder if the brutes on the right are full size amethysts
could be any quartz though

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What's a better ship name, Stevasper or Jaspeven?

>>1826181
>>1826709
2/4

Am sorry for edit, am drowning my sorrows atm

>Skip to 3 days later
>By now I am well acquainted with just about everyone
Be night of SAAG’s cantus (it’s a tradition that only student can participate in, drinking litres of beer and singing pub anthems all night long)
>Be tempus (pause to go piss)
>Am drunk as fuk
>Pissing in snow with all the other guys while grills are waiting in line for bathroom
>Guy standing opposite of me
Suddenly yells: “Woah! You got one small dick!”
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>I later learnt his name was Matthijs
> “Are you a Jew or something?”
>Reply that I was circumcised
> “You a banker? Or do you trade in jewelry?”
>/pol/ack identified
>Keeps ranting on about me having a small schlong
>Matthijs decides to invite me over to his table to sit with his brothers and sisters from Rodenbach
>Do so
>Cantus continues, we were just about to sing “Wild Rover”
>Cops show up
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>Weak-willed frenchies couldn’t handle some Belgian festivities

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>>1826611
stickykale.tumblr.com

It's deep in their blog though. And they didn't tag their Steven Universe stuff well. Most of it is homosexual stuff.

>>1827291
Jaspven sounds better than both.

>>1827282
does the filename have 1280 instead of 540 in it when you save it? if not, wait a few more moments for it to load until it does

and if it keeps saying 540, you can open the image in a new tab, replace the 540 in the url with a 1280, and refresh just to make sure you got the biggest size

>>1827291
jaspen
stever
take your pick

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>>1827193
I thought i was the only one that believed Sapphire had some experience with using a sword.

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>>1827320
Didn't even know about that, thanks bud

>>1827282
Yes
Drag the picture on the tab space
Replace the _500 or _540 in the url with _1280
There, no more problems

Also wait for the pictures to load when viewing them from the photosets

>>1827294
This better turn into some real gay pornography real soon

>>1827291
>>1827319
>>1827332
fucking itdiots, it's Jasven

>>1827295
>Most of it is homosexual stuff.

Is that supposed to be a problem?

>>1827131
I'm pretty sure that anything other than "heterosex in missionary position while holding hands with candle light during night-time for the purpose of reproduction", is a disorder
>inb4 triggered

>>1827183
>That picture
I will never understand tumblr
>Feel the need to tell people about your sexuality
>Feel the need to be obnoxious about your sexuality
>Feel the need to organize rallies and be loud and obnoxious on them
Fug, now I'm triggered

>>1826515
>Isn't one of the big stereotypes about asexuality is that people who think they are are just dysfunctional/too depressed too feel anything that they would while healthy, and that it doesn't really exist?
I firmly believe it's bullshit, I'm pretty sure everybody gets horny, it's a basic biological function in every mammal. It's been documented that depression/anxiety kills your sex drive, so I think there might be a link

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>>1827405
I enjoy it.

>>1827421
I'll go further than you and say only sex for procreation is sex, and the rest is overly elaborate masturbation.

>>1827440
Now, would that be more bi then gay?

>>1827421
>I firmly believe it's bullshit, I'm pretty sure everybody gets horny
You're basing this on fuck all, but okay

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>>1827467
Wrong image.

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>>1827467
Uh, yeah? You could suck a hundred dicks and still be bisexual so long as you want to fuck vaginas. Or get pegged by a vagina wearer.

what if lapis was rewatching arrested development did you hear they're making a movie

>>1827561
What-if anon, it's okay. You can be upfront about your feelings.

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Do you think Zuke knows?

>>1826523
>pestering him/her due to drawing Stevidot
but what a world.. the same is happening with me haha

>>1827617
What's so wrong about Stevidot?

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>>1827183
I thought this meant something else.

>>1826728
If no one make it, I get it
Probably not going to deliver today but will do

Garnet with locks is good?

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cucksider the following

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>See this in your room suddenly
What do?

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>>1826367
I think part of the reason I don't like stevidot is that I hate seeing peridot acting like this

Like, yes she's clingy and cute and scared of everything around her, but she's also not a 100% moeblob only good for cuddles, y'know? It reminds me of KLK and how people would draw ryuuko all girly and shit

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>>1827712
Ice&Water combo... my I need more of that in my life... and by life I mean dick

>>1827646
The friendSHIP is fine, it's the smut/romance part that's the problem. Since, you know, Steven is a child

>>1827712
Is Ruby the cuck?

>>1827131
It is not but that's debatable
I'm asexual, sex repulsed and I don't like human touch in general but I'm a horny faggot that faps to porn and a lot of weird shit

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>>1827739
puke

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>>1827758
Probably Jasper, since it's from that guy that did the football comic.

>>1827751
Yeah I guess.

Fuck you all, that edit was funny.

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Why are Asexuals so loud about being asexual? I mean, who gives a shit? It's not like they're mistreated by society.

It's not like being homosexual where most of the human population wants your head on a damn platter. Hell, the extremely religious people who would happily hang homosexuals would probably think asexuals are ok because at least their isn't any pre-marital sex. I've seen them getting mad that people mock them for being virgins, but if you have no desire to have sex at all then isn't this like getting mad at someone who eats shit for making fun of you because you've never eaten shit?

I feel like they want to hop on an oppression bandwagon, but fail to realize that nobody cares about them. Everyone else is either trying to mistreat homosexuals, trying to stop other people mistreating homosexuals, or trying to avoid being mistreated for being homosexuals.

What if beatles of heaven and earth is diamonds too? Their gems look similar, just very small.

>>1827646
I have nothing against it, I ship pretty much all characters in this show
The problem is people bothering me to do Stevidot stuff all the freaking time

>>1827805
Which edit?

>>1827810
tumblr please.

>>1827817

>>1827652

>>1827739
Poof her, then rape her once she becomes thin again.

>>1827472
>You're basing this on fuck all
I'm pretty sure if we go scientific that mammals live to procreate, and since that's natural, I'm pretty sure deviating from that would be abnormal

>>1827786
>You will never cuck Ruby

>>1827833
And? I didn't say it wasn't. Read the conversation.

>>1827833
>he thinks nature is natural

Oh you silly uninformed toxic bigoted racist nazi transphobe sexist. Nature is the patriarchy with roots and leaves and fur and penises.

>>1827844
>You're basing this on fuck all
I'm pretty sure you were saying it wasn't

>>1827848
Nature is the one true god, if we continue to be bitch niggas to nature as a whole, we'll eventually get pimp slapped

>>1827766
That seems self contradictory

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>>1827768

>>1827881
When was normality even in the discussion? The guy said "I'm pretty sure everybody gets horny". That's still bullshit, even if the opposite is abnormal behaviour.

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>ywn spank jasper's huge, firm ass

>>1827810
Does this look like your fucking blog nigger?

>>1827927
I'd be afraid that like if I didn't spank hard enough or please her well enough she would just turn and pounce on me.

>>1827927
Steven will.

>>1827919
>That's still bullshit
I don't see any arguments as to why you think that. The guy said that if you are a normally functioning mammal, which technically humans are as well, you should be horny from time to time, everything else as other anons said would be a disorder

>>1827896
Actually the one true god is the cold unfeeling depths of space that will eventually blast us with a gamma ray burst, completely stripping the atmosphere of the planet and asphyxiating the entire world.

Unless it bombards us with more meteors like it did to the dinosaurs, or waits for the sun swallows us in heat and fire.

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>>1827943
STOP

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>>1827943
WHAT THE FUCK

>>1826545
What ever happened to you? It's been a long time since your last post

>>1827938
People were discussing asexuals, I discussed asexuals.

Want me to blog? Today I read a post on 4chan and it said I was blogging so I said that I wasn't blogging and if they wanted me to blog I'd say today I read a post on 4chan and it said I was blogging so I said that I wasn't blogging and if they wanted me to blog I'd say today I read a post on 4chan and it said I was blogging so I said that I wasn't blogging and if they wanted me to blog I'd say today I read a post on 4chan and it said I was blogging so I said that I wasn't blogging and if they wanted me to blog I'd say today I read a post on 4chan and it said I was blogging so I said that I wasn't blogging and if they wanted me to blog I'd say today I read a post on 4chan and it said I was blogging so I said that I wasn't blogging and if they wanted me to blog I'd say today I read a post on 4chan and it said I was blogging so I said that I wasn't blogging and if they wanted me to blog I'd say today I read a post on 4chan and it said I was blogging so I said that I wasn't blogging.

>>1827946
>Actually the one true god is the cold unfeeling depths of space that will eventually blast us with a gamma ray burst, completely stripping the atmosphere of the planet and asphyxiating the entire world.
Well said

Maybe a better definition would be that the one true god is entropy, the destroyer or literally everything.
>that moment when the inevitable heat death of the universe occurs
>everything stops for all eternity
That's some spooky shit

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>>1826658
It sank to give way for best ship.

>>1827945
Look, dude, I'm not even sure why you're replying if you're going to bother reading the discussion. I don't give a shit if it's a disorder or not, it still happens, that's exactly what I'm saying. If you're just looking for an argument there are plenty of people on Tumblr who will gladly whine your ears off.

>>1827971
Fuck off, tumblr. Go to your blog if you want to shit on other minorities.

>>1827979
I don't think you're supposed to do this to your best guy friend

>>1827836
Ruby has been together with Sapphire for over 5000 years, I think it's impossible to cuck her at this point.

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You're all fucking faggots, here's a 100% legit Lauren Zuke nude.

>>1827999
Unless she wants it.

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>>1827979
Away with this filth

>>1827982
>it still happens
What kind of dumb statement is that? That wasn't even the point of the discussion.

what if peridot's sister's birthday was in a few days and she didn't get her anything

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>>1827810
because as you see here >>1827131 and here >>1827421 , most people don't even think it exists. If an ace person ever had to tell someone they just aren't interested in sex, they'd be laughed at and told "oh you'll find someone someday!". Like I'm not asexual at all but I can totally get how shitty it would feel, constantly being bombarded every day with messages of how great sex is and how EVERYBODY must want sex

Not really related, but I even saw on here once, an anon said they didn't fap every day or something, and someone was convinced that there had to be something wrong with him. Like what the heck, why is it so hard to believe that not everybody is slaves to their genitals?

>>1828005
or you force her...

>>1828015
Peridot doesn't have a sister.

>>1827983
>Only tumblr shits on minorities
>Only tumblr shits on minorities even if they themselves are a minority

You do realize that not all minority groups in society get along right? Especially when they all compete to be Most Oppressed. Or they just outright hate each other like Latinos and African Americans.

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>>1828017
But what if Pearl did say yes?

>>1827971
>People were discussing asexuals, I discussed asexuals.
Or, more accurately, people were discussing a topic you feel strongly about and you ignored all discussion to that point to post a personal rant even though no one gives a shit because you want attention.

>>1828026
I'm talking about tumblr because it's tumblr that has taken a liking to shitting on asexuals lately.

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>>1827993
It's okay if he wants it and balls don't touch.

>>1828009
>What kind of dumb statement is that?
One that is true and the other guy was denying. But hey, it's not like you care.

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Still need more Camp Pining Hearts porn

>>1828016
what the fuck does this have to with daredevil

>>1828018
I like the way you think.

>>1828037
They've taken a liking to shitting on bisexuals too. Soon they'll all eat each other.

>>1828016
>Like what the heck, why is it so hard to believe that not everybody is slaves to their genitals?
Maybe because the majority has sex/faps and finds it weird when someone doesn't do it?

>People like to eat, sometimes even to the point where they are fat
>Some anorexic girl/guy shows up and tells them he doesn't eat
>The girl/guy is shocked that everybody finds him weird

>>1828052
please don't post this

>>1826024
What does it mean?

>>1828060
That's not even Peridot.

>>1828045
>One that is true and the other guy was denying.
Read the discussion, your statement was never implied and is out of place, the discussion was weather asexual is a disorder or not.

>>1828056
Amazing how this stuff works.

>>1828016
I dunno anon, Ive seen a lot of asexuals say they do like sex. I think it's more about not feeling sexual attraction

>>1827911
How come? I like sexual acts, I have a shit ton of fetishes and I enjoying seeing others getting into it but I don't like myself in it, simple like that, I will do what I'm able to do alone only or I'll rely on fantasy and shit.
I have no desire to engage into sexual stuff with another person, period.

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>>1828062
keep in mind that you asked for it

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>>1828016
So that basically that picture amounts to "People don't know/understand/care"

I've got a picture too.

>>1828085
Okay, that's fine.

>>1828067
what

>>1828074
That's not what it was either, but kudos for trying.

Let's just agree that sexuality is weird and some might never understand all of it.

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>>1828008
Stop being so sensitive.

>>1828107
^^^^^^

>>1828092
>angry faggot because he has to share the attention with other new minorities now

wew

>>1828107
no fuck you

>>1828096
I'm pretty sure it was

>>1828108
I can't belive Ronaldo got so sick of Lars he's going to eat him alive.

/sug/ what's happening to you?
so edgy...
p-p-please stop, let's talk about the show

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I'm still disappointed that the other two Rubies didn't turn out to be the cockblocking little cunts we thought they would be

RIP

>>1828090
That's funny. I should come here often.

Though if anyone had kidnapped an amputee it would have to be one of those Katawa Shoujo fuckers.

>>1828092
Why does anyone still defend these "people"? Mudslimes are nothing but trash.

>>1828016
Sorry, anon. But it doesn't exist. Those kind of people are just weak fags.

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>>1828147
It still feels like they just sweeped mega ruby under the rug.
Doubt we'll see them again though.

>>1828154
Because that's racist!

Even though there are plenty of Arabic Christians, Jews, or of non-Abrahamic religions at all or even of no religion, and the Muslims treat them like shit too.

>>1828154
do not generalize dude
>if we follow your mindset, well, americans are fucking retards and they all should burn IMO

>>1827833
we procreate to live, not live to procreate

>>1828172
but they should

>>1828146
Will Steven ever get his super jump ability?

>>1828154
Because there is a minority of Muslims who are pretty chill and no one wants to face the dilemma of fucking up a small group of innocents for the greater good

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I preferred when we talked about Pizza, can we get back to that?

>>1828189
super jump? what?

>>1828058
eating's necessary to live, sexing ain't

>>1828209
Most pizza is greasy and nasty

>>1828209
i tried to talk about arrested development but no one was interested it's a pretty good show it's all on netflix

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>>1828209
Alright

People who put mushrooms or olives on pizza should be shot

The best style of pizza is just a simple pepperoni, I don't care what style it's the best pizza all around.

Also, there are people here that would actually fuck this baby sized human. Think about that.

>>1828189
He won't be able to do EVERYTHING rose could. Or at least, not exactly
>healing tears VS healing spit
>gem fusion VS human fusion

>>1828209
Ah yes, I remember one particular discussion about pizza, happened at the same time as the discussion about raping underage amputees

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>>1828209
I dislike all toppings on pizza. Pure cheese is my waifu.

>>1828249
No one said anything about rape, I just wanted to meet her.

>>1828253
Would you eat cheese off your waifu?

>>1828209
[spoiler]I put ketchup on my pizza sometimes. I know it's terrible and disgusting and I should be shot but I like it.[/spoiler]

>>1828209

Would Lapis eat a Taco Pizza?

>>1828192
wouldn't the radicals in power be the minority?

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>>1828271
kys

>>1828270
I dont even need the waifu for that

>>1828249
that whole topic was posted some posts above you, it's called "Kidnappings & Pizzas"

>>1828034
Post more Rainbow Quartz and Greg art.

>>1828235
>People who put mushrooms or olives on pizza should be shot
Finally somebody says it.

Fuck yeah, got positive confirmation that mom's bringing home taco bell tonight.

Tonight's gonna be a good night.

>>1828218
/discussion

>>1828108
Was the fox dude in Garnet's universe voiced by the same guy as Lars? Because now I'm thinking that Ranaldo thinks of him as his onion ring. As in, that's Ranaldo's pet-name for Lars, Onion Ring.

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i don't like pizza

>>1828235
>The best style of pizza is just a simple pepperoni, I don't care what style it's the best pizza all around.
Fuck yes

>>1828269
>I

I want to kidnap Indexer and do nothing but lick pizza sauce off his body.

so we are on the kidnapping and pizzas hour?

>>1828269
Didn't seem like it
You looked like a REAL creepy

>>1828312
Get in line, faggot

>>1828092
It isn't a contest

Which gem would you kidnap?

>>1828303
me neither
>hi-five

>>1828305
You can literally order a pepperoni pizza and know that everyone with you that night will be able to enjoy a slice.

It's simply the best and appeals to the most people. Nothing I hate more than opening a pizza box and seeing some sort of fucking english style breakfast vomited onto a pizza.

>>1828253
Cheese is only there to hold the real toppings in place.

>>1828327
Steven.
Then I'd get my ass kicked by the Gems and leave this world in the best way.

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>>1828235

>people who like things different than I like should be shot.
Wow, senpai.

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>ITT: Fat Greasy Fucks

>>1828218
Doesn't mean you have to like it. I can't stand eating, it's revolting and humiliating.
Actually it's not so much eating that I hate but it's consequences. Can't stand digestion. If I could I would stop eating alltogether and just inject nutrients directly into my bloodstream. Fuck eating, fuck digestion and fuck excretion. It's horrible.

>>1828327
I'd kidnap Ruby and then hold her for a ransom of nothing but some soup

>>1828209
I like pizza with so many toppings you can't even recognize it as pizza. And then Parmesan on top of that to soak up the grease.

>>1828350
fuck off Pearl go masturbate to Rose again

>>1828351

Sapphire then bricks you in the face with a can of soup.

>>1828235
I can't stand pepperoni, I pick it all off

I don't even like pizza that much, just when I'm hungry. But the mushrooms are one of my favorite parts

BURGERS though, they're everything to me

>>1828327
Jasper and I'd keep her on a leash

and I don't like pizza

Fast food is nasty. All of it.
Well, kfc's mashed potatoes are alright.

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>>1828363
This guy gets it.

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>>1828346
excuse me.

Anorexic greasy fuck

thank you.

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>>1828374
>>1828235

>There are people in this world who can't enjoy a pepperoni and mushroom pizza.
I weep for you familials.

>>1828327
Peridot because she won´t be able to defend herself

Plus I can rape her

>>1828335
>tfw being the only that can't enjoy a slice because I don't really like pizza

>tfw everyone going nuts over pizza and I'm just like eh I'll find something in the fridge

>>1828346
Excuse me, I am not greasy.

>>1828392
Congrats! Now go back to MPA or something, no one cares.

>>1828395
gems

rape

m8 ru real

>>1828327
I want Lapis to kidnap me.

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>>1828290

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>>1828400
Get a load of this guy

>>1828346
Far from it, I'm way too skinny

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>he doesn't eat dessert pizza
Stupid fatass.

>>1828395
please delete this post

>>1828381
>implying she wouldn't break out at any time
>implying she wouldn't pin you down a have hip breaking snusnu
>implying she wouldnt make you her bitch forever
>implying you won't like it

>>1828415
Same, but only if she does it in tandem with Jasper and both get turns at violating my body and psyche.

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>>1828415
>this won't ever happen

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>>1828430
That looks fucking delicious
And now I'm hungry
God damn it sug

>>1828430
Anon pls, I am feeling sick enough already.

>>1828425
Sorry man/woman/w.e I'm just sick of seeing most people with an ED (or people who think they have an ED) telling everyone they're sick like it's some kind of flaunt-worthy shit or something people need to know. Yeah I got triggered sorry if I sounded rude.

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>>1828458
Why would people flaunt having erectile dysfunction?

>>1828430
Banana pizza is pretty top-tier, it's one of the few benefits of living in Monkeyland

>>1828473
Well, that comes with it.

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>>1828441
fuck

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>>1828458
Im 6'1 and like, 135 lbs. I dont think im quite anorexic but its a skinny joke. Calm down.

>>1828481
Brazil?

>>1828499
Yes

>>1828016
Maybe you are actually defective, at least we got no worries about you passing your genes on

>>1828441
Please elaborate. How exactly would she make anon her bitch forever?

>>1828303
>>1828333
kill yourselves

>>1828473
>>1828473
I think they meant eating disorders
but pay no mind, don't give them (You)s and let the discussion die

>ITT people will never know how great is to be and feel /fit/

>>1828016
>>1828517
probably, the only purpose of life is spread faster than it dies as far as we know

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>>1828415
I want Lapis to create an underwater pocket of air and trap me inside of it effectively turning it into an underwater rape dungeon. While held captive, I want her to continually violate me with her countless water tentacles that she is able to summon from every direction imaginable, all rushing inside of me, violating every cavity I have while I helplessly try to claw my way through a transient wall of water that is ever shifting and refilling itself in the hopes that I can escape the rape dome into the utterly empty black abyss around me, only to be dragged back in by a tentacle.

>>1828552
Would you prefer to get urethral sounding or do you want her to make you into a woman?

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Hey guys just a ColorFag here I cleaned up and colored MysteriousFoxGirls Catherine-Amethyst What do you think?

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>>1828588
Here is the original image

>>1828568
I guess make me into a woman since that sounds less painful than sounding.

God sounding makes me cringe so hard. I literally cannot function at the simple thought of it.

>>1828588
>>1828636
Looks alright

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>still no date for next episode
>the MLP hiatus is ending before the SU hiatus
How?

>>1828682
MLP's still going?