Welcome to that "One time I saw Johnny Depp at a tavern in Philly" games. 36 get in, one comes out. Think of it like a porno or something.
Also, like most of the time, I require a kissu on the cheek and a "Thank you for blessing us, Souda-chan" in order to get into the game.
Falco Lombardi
>>153575
Rei Ryghts
Tanaka-class poi~
>>153575
Frisk
>Female
>>153575
Hotler
Horny Bitch
>>153575
Sergei Varlamov
>>153575
Broly
Kyoko Kirigiri
>>153575
Sucy
>no
>curses you
>rubs poisonous mushroom on cheek
>>153575
Fujiwara no Mokou
>kiss
>Thanks for blessing us Sodapopchan
Mari Makinami
No.
Mugen
Zacharie
The PUNisher
Sherlock Holmes
>Kissu cheek
Thank you for blessing us, Souda-Chan
>Spits
Kill me
Eggman-kun
>>153575
Maria Naruse
>>153575
Garnet
>>153575
Dany "All-star" Heatley
>>153575
Lewis
>>153575
Fox McCloud
And I'm not kissing you, because I'm not gay.
Asnooka Snoopinami
Spiderman
>>153595
>What did I just do
Just do it - dangan ft. Shia
Depressed anon
>>153575
Lamar Davis
>>153575
Sweet Potato
Thank you for blessing us, Souda-chan 3==D~ :*
Holly Holm
>>153575
Revan
>>153575
Francis York Morgan
>nigga das gay
Ursula-sensei
ken kaneki
Just fucking kill me
>>153615
Yes you are.
Spider Nigger
Shichika Yasuri
>>153638
Hype
>>153636
You're a detective. You should know better than anyone that I'm not.
>>153593
I want to fuck Kirigiri so bad, but in a sensual and loving way.
I want to make sweet passionate love to her.
>>153575
chuuuuu~
Hajime Hinata
>>153619
You fucked up dumb bitch
Geralt of Rivia
>>153619
Did you regret your actions?
>>153593
>out blushes you
>>153649
Let's listen to his deduction then if he's so smart.
>finn
>>153660
>yeah
>>153664
>yeah
>>153670
im pretty smart too
and i say youre gay
>>153672
>finn
Late as fuck Izaya
>Kisses Souda on the dick
>>153678
Derpy bug tonight
>>153586
>female
>>153686
It doesn't count since it was the cat.
>>153681
>Kisses cheek
Now you are cured.
>>153675
>>153676
>>153685
>>153686
Seems about right
>>153693
What?
>>153695
got me.
>>153685
Caught me.
Meow.
>>153686
w-woah, me next!~
>>153593
>>153669
Cute
>>153691
>>153697
Love you Kuga
>>153704
You look like a boy to me
>>153706
>pet pet
>>153691
Wow Broly i didnt know you liked Trunks like that....
>>153695
other way arround, you phony.
>>153706
Who's a cute little faggot boy?
>>153714
I'm a girl.
People get it mixed up sometimes.
>>153585
>>153669
First I arrive to see a friend being turned into a shipgirl...and trying to outblush me...w-why, Gundam?
>>153648
And to make it worse I have caught the attention of someone who's planning his marriage with me already...in a rather perverted way, and one that will factually never happen...
>>153708
Wh-What? How is this c-cute...?
>>153707
I'm only doing it to bribe Souda into letting me in.
>>153670
You dont need to be sherlock to know youre a closet faggot fox
>>153708
I will pierce with your throat with your own spine if you say that again, child.
>>153670
The wear on your front teeth but not the back suggests you often slide things past your lips. Your incredible need to defend yourself about it despite it being the result of mere shitposting shows that you'e self conscious about it. The color matching of your shirts and scarf suggest that you understand color schemes, a trait not suitable to a pilot. You style your hair despite flying in ships, and on top of all that:
>Pic related
I googled it.
>SH
>>153728
>>153717
Get back in bed... it's dark in here
>>153729
Hello Kyoko,it's been awhile.
>>153593
Makoto sighed as he lay in bed. The fifth floor that had opened up after the last trial hadn't proven to be any more useful than the previous floors. Most of the doors were locked, and a new rule prevented them from breaking down the doors. The rooms they could get into were a staff room, a small theater, and a greenhouse, all of which were just as locked off from the outside world as the rest of the school. Makoto drifted off to sleep, but couldn't help but feel worried that his kids would have to grow up in this school. Suddenly, a noise at his door made him wake with a start.
When it managed to open on its own even though he had locked it, he reached under his pillow to retrieve the defense knife Mukuro had given him. Sure enough, a mysterious figure entered the room, wearing a white cloth that covered their body and a black fright mask that hid their face. In their hand was a simple knife, which the person brandished in an apparent attempt to frighten Makoto. However, Makoto surprised the figure by retaliating with his own knife. Before the figure could make another move, Kyoko showed up, causing the figure to flee.
"Are you alright?," Kyoko asked. Makoto nodded as he placed the knife on the bedstand. "Whoever that was, they were able to open my door without any problem. That was the mastermind, wasn't it?" "I think so," Kyoko said, "It was far too small to be Mondo, and the other girls are currently in the cafeteria. I can say without a doubt it is impossible for any of them to have been wearing that costume." She turned to leave. "Kyoko, wait," Makoto said as he grabbed her hand, "It may not be safe to go back to your room." He walked over to his door and closed it.
>>153737
>>153740
>that picture
>welcome to the salty spitoon
>>153730
Aw, man..
>>153744
I'll join you instead~
>>153717
Ayy thanks senpai.
>Sucks his dick
>>153724
Me! ~
Are we just shitposting now?
>>153754
I don't like where this is going...
At least it isn't me.
>>153754
>>153593
"I doubt they'll try anything here a second time," Makoto said, "And they won't go anywhere near the cafeteria." Kyoko blushed. "Well, if I must stay with you until morning, there are a few things I need to say." She sat down on the bed. "Do you remember when you first asked me about my talent?" Makoto nodded. "The truth is," Kyoko said, "I couldn't remember. My instinct told me to keep my amnesia a secret. But as we continued to face trial after trial, my memories started to awaken again. I now remember that I am the Ultimate Detective. And... My father is the real headmaster of this school."
"I doubt they'll try anything here a second time," Makoto said, "And they won't go anywhere near the cafeteria." Kyoko blushed. "Well, if I must stay with you until morning, there are a few things I need to say." She sat down on the bed. "Do you remember when you first asked me about my talent?" Makoto nodded. "The truth is," Kyoko said, "I couldn't remember. My instinct told me to keep my amnesia a secret. But as we continued to face trial after trial, my memories started to awaken again. I now remember that I am the Ultimate Detective. And... My father is the real headmaster of this school."
"You dad is...," Makoto said. Kyoko nodded. "But I know he would never condone something like this, which means whoever the mastermind is, they've done something to him." Then, to Makoto's surprised, Kyoko started to show signs of tears. "I had come to this school just to cut ties with him... But if anything bad has happened..." Makoto sat next to Kyoko and wiped away one of her tears. Seeing this, she blushed. "It's funny. I've always tried to hide my emotions to avoid getting hurt, but whenever you're near me... I just can't help it."
>>153741
>>153762
clearly
>>153758
Fuck off
>>153729
I did not turn into a female...it is obvious that is just a mere costume and the sudden change in
my expression was b-because of yours...
>>153765
for you
>>153765
For you.
>>153718
If anything it would be hate fucking kakarots kids
>>153772
>>153593
"I doubt they'll try anything here a second time," Makoto said, "And they won't go anywhere near the cafeteria." Kyoko blushed. "Well, if I must stay with you until morning, there are a few things I need to say." She sat down on the bed. "Do you remember when you first asked me about my talent?" Makoto nodded. "The truth is," Kyoko said, "I couldn't remember. My instinct told me to keep my amnesia a secret. But as we continued to face trial after trial, my memories started to awaken again. I now remember that I am the Ultimate Detective. And... My father is the real headmaster of this school."
"You dad is...," Makoto said. Kyoko nodded. "But I know he would never condone something like this, which means whoever the mastermind is, they've done something to him." Then, to Makoto's surprised, Kyoko started to show signs of tears. "I had come to this school just to cut ties with him... But if anything bad has happened..." Makoto sat next to Kyoko and wiped away one of her tears. Seeing this, she blushed. "It's funny. I've always tried to hide my emotions to avoid getting hurt, but whenever you're near me... I just can't help it."
She gently took Makoto's head in her hands. "I think... I think I've fallen in love with you." Makoto smiled, and the two of them kissed. As their lips were locked together, Kyoko started unbuttoning her jacket. "Kyoko...," Makoto said as he came up for air. Kyoko blushed as she smiled. "Come on now, Makoto. After having this happen four times already, did you really think I'd be reserved about this?" Makoto smirked. "Maybe a little." He then placed his hand under Kyoko's skirt and playfully rubbed her womanhood. "But it's a pleasant surprise you aren't."
>>153773
>Sucks it anyways.
>>153792
i call dibs on Gohan
>>153789
sleep tight seffer
>>153797
>kills him
Psh nothing personal kid
>>153795
>>153593
Kyoko moaned in pleasure as she finished removing her jacket and undershirt. Makoto was a little surprised by what he saw. "You're not wearing a bra? That's the fifth time I've seen that." Kyoko laughed gently. "So none of the other girls wear one either. That's interesting." Makoto smirked as he gently played with Kyoko's nipple. "You won't hear me complaining." Kyoko licked her lips as she undid Makoto's pants, revealing his cock. "Impressive. I never would have guessed." Makoto shrugged. "Hina said something similar."
Kyoko moved to straddle Makoto. Moving her panties out of the way, she carefully lowered herself onto Makoto's manhood, wincing as he fully entered her. "Damn," Makoto said, "How many girls can one man deflower in his lifetime?" Kyoko smiled as she kissed Makoto again. "I'm probably going to be the last." Makoto sighed and began moving. Kyoko started to pant as Makoto's fullness became evident with every thrust. As she felt herself reach the high point, she said, "Go ahead Makoto. Finish up inside me." Makoto nodded as he quickened his pace. Finally, the two of them reached a simultaneous orgasm.
>>153759
Now dance for my amusement
>>153783
Woah, don't be like that Yukine~ It's not my fault you're an unfaithful piece of garbage.
>>153809
>Is immoral.
>Continues sucking her dick
In order to pass the time,Here is some shitty trash,
>>153804
Oh god... Maybe his kid then, they all look alike really
>>153754
>>153772
>>153795
>>153811
Hmm...interesting, a made up story...you do realise there's no attached value to this at all as the proof is rather lacking...
>>153749
Hello Garry, how have you been fairing?
>>153785
Hmm...for a second I thought you had engaged with some weird ritual...wh-why did you blush on my blushing...G-Gundam?
Enough with stroking my ego.
I hope this pleases your face, because we ain't hanging it.
>>153817
>STOP LIKING WHAT I DONT LIKE RRRRREEEEEEEE
>>153812
>>153822
>is immoral
somehow i think you misspelt that on purpose to ruse me
>>153827
I'm not going to win this game.
>>153830
>>153832
Fuck.
>>153829
>I HAVE NO IDEA WHAT IM TALKING ABOUT REEEEEEE
>>153830
Welp, be right back.
>>153827
>Potatio
And he's obviously umami you faggot
>>153731
Yeah, I'm not gonna listen to observations about sexuality from the guy who gets a hard on from kitchen utensils.
>>153740
I eat things, yes. I'm defensive, because I don't like having lies told about me. The scarf was a gift from my father, and the uniforms are just that: uniforms. Also designed by my father and based loosely on the Cornerian Military uniform. Also: my hair is just like this. I don't style it.
And if we're doing pictures, I can do that too.
You're a pretty shit detective.
>Fox
>>153827
>Straight Fox McCloud
>>153827
Come on Souda!
I sucked your dick man!
Give me a spot like I'm a who're in Hollywood!
>>153825
It was just the magnitude...of it that was quite shocking for a mere second.
>>153827
Looks acceptable.
>>153827
>Dany Boy
He's an all-star senpai
>>153729
You need too look in a mirror more often, Kirigiri.
>>153733
Today the sun run and hide and didn't want to come out because he saw you awake and it got scared to die, you opened your eyes and the sun threw away his own brush, because you paint landscape better than he will ever do. You are just that cute, Tanaka.
Fight me.
>>153847
>ASSBLASTED RRREEEEEE
>>153853
Oh, fun, you've drawn a picture.
If anything need be said, all I have to say is:
"Like father like son".
Very gay.
>>153827
I like you, Souda. You're alright.
>sigh
>>153830
>>153832
Easy
>>153845
:^)
>>153853
Gay porn wars... because why not
>>153840
Maybe I did. Maybe it's auto correct. Maybe is some shampoo commercial.
Wow /trash/ after hours sure is.. well trash.
>>153853
Please I do not!
Do you want to KNOW what does?
What a nice piss break that was~!
>>153867
Oh, you know me so well~
>>153879
What do you expect? I'm here.
>>153879
>>153877
Mugen you need a nickname involving asses
>>153887
Time to ambush
>>153879
hahahhahhahahahaHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHJAJAHAHAJAJJAJAJAJAJAJJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJHUEHEUEHUEHEHEHEUEHEUEUAJAKKAKAKAKAKAKAKAKKAKAKAKAKKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKELELELELELELLELELELELJEJEJEJEJEJEJEJEJEJEJEJEJJEJ!
Top Kek m8
>>153863
I will go back in time to end your bloodline before it even begun for this!
No ray of sun will hit your face ever, because your existence was never
destined to be, because the words you have spoken!
>>153824
And they all lack brains too
>>153887
Goodbye.
>>153879
Just like you babe. We are all /trash/ here
Time to set shit on fire!
>>153868
Okay, you fucking pompous little tool.
Let me make one thing perfectly clear.
You can insult me, and it's a laugh. Whatever. We can go back and forth forever.
But don't you dare fucking bring my father into it. He's not a joking matter.
>>153884
What? Carving a turkey?
>>153879
I'll make them better for you Erica~
>>153909
That's my job Spidey
>>153914
I don't see what those two posts have in common but, sure
>>153895
No. You must be Karen, Black Hanekawa, Izaya, or wearing a plugsuit (or fanart of one) to pass this line
>>153892
True
>>153893
What?
>>153894
Cool
>>153906
Some are more trash than others though, now go stare at some asses, assman.
>>153916
Kay Zach-kun~
>>153825
I've been alright,busy day and I didn't sleep until a few hours ago.
>>153887
>survive blood bath
That is a nice change.
>>153903
Yet we still lose to bad plot devices, o well.
>>153922
Someone call Maury.
Lamar no! I was supposed to rig it for my friends and I!
>>153925
They're all gay, very gay
>>153929
I don't want be trash
>>153927
>>153929
Because my reply works here too
>>153933
>why live
>>153901
>That level of salt
seriously pass some I need it for Breakfast
>>153912
Carving my enemies and hearing their obnoxious screams of agony as they die painfully and alone in torture.
Its Bliss~
>>153929
What are you doing at this fine hour, Erica-chan?~
DANY BOI ALL-STAR!
SOUR PATIO GOT REVENGE FOR ME!
SOME PEOPLE DIED!
>>153902
If only you were a girl things would have been even better! Oh well, maybe you could improve that line with Chiaki, i'm sure she will like it.
>>153933
Killed by a skeleton.
Et tu, Brute?
>>153933
Were the hell is everyone Sherlock?
>>153937
>>153944
>>153945
THAT PICTURE IS A FILTHY LIAR.
>>153945
What's for breakfast? Starfox's cock?
>>153938
You aren't trash.
>>153939
I'm related to Black Hanekawa so I can pass the line.
>>153949
I have no idea, I should be sleeping, but fuck it.
>>153931
Such is life for us villains
Lonesome and full of loses
>>153962
yay
>>153955
They ran off when they heard your theme song. Next time don't go around blasting your theme on a boombox.
I WANT TO KILL MYSELF FOR DOING SOMETHING LIKE THAT!
>>153952
Wh-what line..?
>>153951
I agree.
>Spidey is not for sexual
>>153962
So should I, but this is too much fun~
>>153933
>dies first day
Nope pretty normal day
>>153963
Yeah... Yeah...
>>153961
>kek
No his fried corpse!
>>153957
>>153945
>>153944
ahahahahAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!!!
>>153970
You should kill yourself for doing something like that.
>>153860
The magnitude of what, exactly...Gundam?
>>153863
I'm not the Ultimate Fashionista...I'm a detective. I don't look through mirrors, I reveal the ones behind the mirrors, Kuga...
>>153930
Hmm...everyone needs his or her rest, Garry. Make sure you are rested well for days like these...when the cold is near.
>>153951
So we betray him and send him away...well that thing is a culprit after all...so it'll do.
>>153970
Dammit Kaneki
>>153979
>Audibly clears throat
Gay.
>>153976
But hey we are also complete bad asses that leave everyone in fear.
so it all balances out
>>153995
Oh, so you're into pegging now too? Cool.
>>153972
The one i just said, i've read people used to worship the sun in ancient eras, if Chiaki is your goddess then you could get a bit more creative with the words i just said better than i did. after all she is your light, right?
>>153988
The magnitude and intensity of your bl-blushing face...that's all.
It was quite shocking...I am not sure what is hard to understand about this.
>>153994
What the actual fuck, Fox.
>>153979
The only upside is that Wolf isn't here to see all this.
>>153994
>>153995
At least it's a woman this time.
I don't want to be sodomized, but this is at least an improvement.
>yfw booker is kill
>>154004
Also true, I think I can take that, plus it helps I had my first win.
assnah peegs on the first date
>>154018
>this isn't okay
>>154017
>>154018
I just...
I give up.
FUCK AROUND N' GET KILLED, LIL NIGGA
>>153988
Mmhm,I'll be taking my leave soon,I had to work in the rain so I might be sick for a couple of days,it gets too cold sometimes.
>>153988
You don't need Junko's levels of vanity to at least take good care of your own looks, Kyoko. You might be ice cold, but you are still a girl.
>>154022
When?Who was hosting!
>>153962
She knows
>some artist on pixiv drew a comic of wriggle going around and fugging literally every 2hu
I thought wriggle was a gril
>>154037
>giving it attention just makes it continue
>>154049
what
>>154002
who you?
You seem very obsessed with trying to figure out people's sexuality.
Trying to find potential dates are we sherlock? Well im sorry to tell you this boy but out of all the wierd fetishes i may have, being a faggot is not one of them.
>>154039
See? I was right.
>>154039
There goes the two Star Fox furies.
>>154046
Shorty
>>154039
>pic
>>154049
Best 2hu: The one with the big dick (or whatever the wording is)
>>154008
You truly believe that the Dark Lord of the Underworld needs light?
Also don't make the assumptions that I require your help.
I can shower her in thousands of words if it is needed.
>>154039
This is a cold and sad death...quite befitting...for the Supreme Overlo-...
>>154035
>>154038
Am not.
>>154036
I know it isn't.
>>154053
If I say nothing, I'm gay.
If I deny it, I'm gay.
There's no stopping it. Ignoring it or denying it. I'm trapped.
>>154019
for some reason I feel sad about this
Can't wait to drop dead
>>154074
>>154075
NONONONONONONO I DEFY YOUR WORDS!
>>154068
>that game name tho
>>154074
>yfw gundam is the ultimate breeder
>yfw gundam breeds fox
>>154083
Get dunked on Rei!
>>154058
I'll just tell you how I know.
The lines in your hair indicate something made them lighter, most likely Fox's semen. Touching your beard literally spells "I am a raging homosexual" in braille. The scarring on your right eye curves upward, suggesting it was caused when you were slapped too hard in the face by a penis, and on top of all this:
>pic related
I googled it.
>SH
>>154068
Well than congratulations.May that be the first of many wins
now its time for win number 2 for me
okay yeah it's about time I went to sleep
Goodnight, I'll dream about all you lovlies~ <3
Especially Erica-chan~
FEAST TIME
Found a picture that you might enjoy
>>154013
I-It was just blushing...there's no need to be shocked by a rather trivial thing...everyone blushes...I might not have emotions or feelings...for the most part, but I can't help human reactions...Gundam.
>>154039
Hmm...well my blush vanished quick after that...
>>154042
Looks leave me cold...I'm not put on this world to make others enjoy my looks or to take care of myself...I'm here to force my talent to the maximum, and make sure the world becomes a safer place.
>>154040
Take care if you leave again...with winds and rain like what I'm currently seeing there's more danger than anything else, Garry.
>>154090
>expecting brilliant deductions
>Read this
>Spit out my fucking coffee
>>154075
Fox being gay is now the new shitpost for hg... because we need more shitposts
>>154094
you better not try and stab me
>>154089
Curses, I return only to see the spider here. He probably PAWNED my noodle
>>154086
>>154097
>>154101
>>154093
>smacks ass
GOODNIGHT, HOMO!
>>154100
Thank you!
>throws out after you leave
>>154090
Holy kek
>>154094
Here you go Hitler,a fresh condom!
This is the second time Dany Boi has done something outstanding. Nice job, Dany!
>>154100
I should get to sleep.
Goodbye.
>>154121
It's too small
>>154129
if girl
bye
if boy
fuck off
>>154126
MOTHERFUCKING ALL-STAR!!!!!
>>154126
How the fuck?
Holy shit Dany, calm yourself!
>>154129
NIGHT!
>>154105
So you can not control such trivial things as your human side's reactions? How absolutely pathetic.
>>154129
I am not sure if you are the child or the demon...but farewell.
>>154085
>Yeah was pretty lulzy
>>154092
Matter of time
>>154105
Yeah,this weekend is a bad one,but hopefully everything is alright now.
Yeah not feeling a hundred percent
see you all probably tomorrow
>Thanks for hosting Souda
>>154090
wrong on so many accounts sherlock I thought you were good at deduction.
The scar on eye was causing by a factory explosion when I was 13 and one that I REALLY dont want to talk about right now. The graying hairs is because Im 50 years old who grew up in poverty.
Your opinion on the beard just means you have shit taste in beards.
>>154152
Rest well Mokou.
http://strawpoll.me/6010477
http://strawpoll.me/6010477
http://strawpoll.me/6010477
HEY OP! NEW THREAD!
-Spidey
>>154152
Night.
>>154100
Eww...
That's... actually kinda hot....
Fml
>>154152
Sleep well, Mokou.
>Komachi
>>154100
Thanks bro