Waifu Claiming Thread
Rules:
>fuck me
>>11595921
I've not seen. Comedy?
>>11595935
oh
Hallo Friendos
>>11596497
*pets you*
>>11596274
I want to
>>11596138
Drama/comedy I guess
Aнacтacия — звeздa, чтo вeдёт мeня
>>11596725
Пpивeтcтвyю
>>11596556
hvernig ertu að gera, vinur?
>>11597106
Sorry I don't speak Italian
>>11597239
:o
>>11597247
o:
>>11597247
its Icelandic, kjánalegt.
I'm from Iceland
>>11597274
which aqua is this? :o
>>11597295
i don't speak ice ; ~ ;
>>11597239
Jjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjenas
>>11595935
I miss eyebrow kun desu
>>11597361
It's Jenas
>>11597461
Duke
>>11597542
Hello
>>11597764
who's this lesbian
no one will ever take him from me. claimed.
>>11597821
How tight is her pussy
>>11597764
I miss you
>>11597845
that's my boy
>>11597868
New phone who dis
>>11597870
Hey I don't hate you that much
>>11597905
Neither do I
>>11597949
You don't hate yourself?
Teach me senpai
>>11597972
Drink the self-loathe away
>>745465910
>>745465910
>>745465910
>>11598006
Kinda gave up on hard drinking a while ago
It's literally good for nothing
Anyway I'm gonna get some rest, take care
>>11598043
I've been in worse situation than drinking. in comparison it isn't nearly as bad as drugs.
See you later
>>11598043
bye
>>11598006
Hey cute
>>11598070
Boungiorno
>>11598455
hey anon
>>11598488
Come va
>>11598532
hvað
>>11598600
excuse me?
>>11598532
What are you doing?
>>11598729
going to sleep in a few, pretty tired right now
>>11598965
Oh, rest well then
>>11599030
let's talk later
nini
>>11599133
Sounds good
Here
>>11600425
Hi Tomoko
>>11600541
Hi anon
>>11600789
How are you? How did the Final Fantasy grinding last night turn out?
>>11601016
ehh. It went ok I suppose
>>11597498
new episode of rick and morty to watch
>>11601126
hi tomo
>>11601126
Did you have to work today?
>>11601165
Hi
Morning
>>11601217
Yes 9hours
>>11601305
(god I wish I was your pillow)
>>11601224
how was work?
>>11601305
hai sayaya
>>11601329
Gosh that sucks. It will make for a good paycheck though. Get any reprieve in the near future? LIke several days off?
>>11601350
..why tho?
>>11601369
Hai lolnut dolioli
How's yous?
>>11601369
The store is falling apart and kids need parents
>>11601414
I dont need money that much. Not planned.
>>11601510
I want to snuggle you in bed..
>>11601522
Oh, well idk what else to say. Have a good night.
>>11601165
stream when ?
nice ears
>>11601522
ketchup
>>11601575
its fine. night
>>11601584
hi
Morning.
>>11601510
im alright, bored as usual, you?
>>11601522
why is it falling apart?
>>11601584
should be up soon
>>11601692
Because the owners are cheap
hello hello I love you all <3 <3 <3
Yo
>>11601789
Sharp teeth
>>11601657
hi :)
>>11601753
is it literally falling apart, like it needs repairs but they dont wanna pay for it?
>>11601657
Buenos Dias
>>11601937
A lot of things need fixing
>>11601880
How are you doing?
>>11601944
Buenos dias! Are you the mere villager?
>>11602022
hello hello good morning how did you sleep <3
>>11602022
cold
>>11602022
Lol yes it is I
I hope you are now well rested
>>11602021
sounds like it could be a safety violation or something, should report them to someone
Does it have to be frrom anime?
>>11602068
Hey, I slept good, but nowhere near enough, how are you doing?
>>11602081
Grab a blanket or something then.
>>11602100
You can't rest properly in 6 hours, but I'll try my best. You don't have to wake up early tomorrow? It should be getting late over there.
>>11602157
if its 2D its fine, also we dont actually give a fuck
>>11602163
goodnight, later
>>11602163
I do not. Currently unemployed and looking for work (sort of). I just graduated a few months ago and I have some money saved up so I'm mostly taking a break and trying to get other things in life together.
>>11602207
See you tomorrow.
>>11602218
I'm still studying, what did you study? Also I'm going to work now, so I don't know if I'll actually be able to talk somewhat today, Mondays are usually the worst days.
>>11602068
Sorry, but I need to get going to work see you later.
>>11602321
I studied genetics and statistics.
Hope you have a good day at work.
>>11601692
I'll watch it tomorrow
>>11601654
odd pic for a hi
>>11602463
Cute pic
>>11602463
Is what it is
>>11602596
What eat today
>>11602636
fries and a chicken quesadilla
>>11602463
you know what i thought about the other day? we never played terraria with yuuki
In the course of my 3 days off I already put 48 hours into escape from tarkov. Already have 2 decked out M4's, 5 AK's, an SKS and an MP5SD. I grinded my tail off, now I just need to get body armor
>>11602559
not a cute anon
>>11602596
that's the way she goes
>>11602689
rip yuuki never ending senior project
>>11602738
sounds like you need to take a fap break
>>11602742
i havent seen him in a long time
>>11602163
I'm doing the best I can! why didn't you sleep much?
>>11602321
have a good shift <3
>>11602659
Yum
Do you make it your self
>>11602742
Ouch
>>11602764
No, I need body armor. That is all that matters right now. I even bough NieR and Tekken 7 when I bought tarkov and have yet to play them
>>11602794
nope. I have done my best to not make any food
>>11602996
That's smart
It prevents them from asking you to help back there. The kitchen is the worst area to work in a restaurant like that
>>11603071
Mhm. I dont even really want to work tomorrow
>>11602805
sounds lame
>>11602996
why do you hate making food so much
>>11603122
I dont want to make food ever. Its too hot back there and I dont speak spanish.
>>11602764
he's hopefully doing well
>>11602794
post pic then
>>11603140
report the beaners to ins so they get deported, then you wont need to know spanish
>>11603156
nah probly died in the hurricane
>>11603122
I like it, last time a game made me feel this paranoid and excited was the original DayZ mod. It really feels like every step you take matters and I love that
>>11603180
Its california.
>>11603100
When is next day off?
>>11603156
>>11603228
Never.
>>11603210
dayz was lame too
>>11603216
so?
>>11603228
nice pussy
>>11602996
3d , 2nd , 1st in that order
>>11603180
really rude I'm disappointed
>>11603228
cute pussy
>>11603262
Never!?
>>11603267
Thx loli donut :3
>>11603282
Thank you
>>11603282
you stole my meme, thats even more rude
>>11603267
So they wont do anything
>>11603282
Just a dream
>>11603284
Not until I die
>>11603267
The DayZ mod is what got me really into tactical shooters and it's where I met one of my best friends. You just don't like multilayer games do you?
>>11603328
Multiplayer**
>>11603322
what a shitty state, i bet its not even legal to kill a nigger if they broke into your house
>>11603328
i like league, overwatch, and diablo, other than those im mostly solo games
>>11603292
spread it for me
>>11603307
what meme ?
>>11603322
shh don't say it
>>11603363
>nice pussy
>cute pussy
>>11603361
I dont know
>>11603363
Alone forever
>>11603361
Who do you main in league? I'm a Taliyah/Ahri man myself
>>11603322
I bet you'll get some off before then
What can we chat about now?
>>11603363
no u
>>11603383
rip
>>11603417
warwick/wukong jungle, or lux support
>>11603429
Im not really sure. Im kinda hungry now
>>11603468
sadness
>>11603370
how is that even a meme
you are weird
>>11603383
not really
>>11603429
yes me
>>11603486
Me too. I want lasagna with extra cheese and garlic bread yum!
>>11603507
What did you have to eat today?
>>11603509
I dont really like lasagna. Its too much.
>>11603468
Wukongs pretty fun the few times I've played him. I've only played him top though and that's only if riven gets banned when I play top
>>11603500
gonna go get food? maybe donuts? they'll help with sadness
>>11603507
>implying we werent talking about a cat
>>11603509
yes, all the garlic bread, i want it
>>11603551
one of my friends is an orianna main, and their ult combo is sick, so i play him
>>11603543
What do you like?
>>11603586
Nah I dont want to go out
>>11603594
Pizza is good. Hamburgers too. Calzones. I dont know.
>>11603586
I learned ori a while ago and she's definitely fun. Feels amazing to ult like 4 people and just watch their health bars disappear cuz of your W. I hate it when people act like ignite is required on midlane though, especially on control mages like ori, taliyah and casseopia. Like bruh, you don't need the early kill pressure, just farm and wait for your mid/late game spotlight
>>11603595
watcha gonna eat then
>>11603659
no reason to take ignite on ori, she can really use the extra defense from barrier or exhaust
>>11603710
I dont know. I guess ill look in the fridge soon
>>11603710
Exactly, I personally like to run ghost more than anything for better roam and escape potential but just about anything works on mid. I'm B3 and haven't played ranked in like 3 months. I'd say I'm around like mid silver though (inb4 typical bronzie) as far as skill, it's just my decision making that sucks like whether to go for baron or towers in a certain situation and stuff like that. Laning phase and mid game I'm fine but late game is when I suck
>>11603622
Post pic of what you make
>>11603809
Uh ok I found these so that's good
>>11603735
let us know if you need help deciding
>>11603796
ghost is alright if you like to roam alot, heal/barrier are great for baiting, or exhaust to shutdown assassin mids, if they're dead and your team is healthy ALWAYS choose baron over turrets, once you have baron taking towers is easy, and it nullifies the enemies chance of getting baron
>>11603905
I didnt find much....>>11603905
>>11603905
woops meant to link this>>11603902
>>11603912
that doesnt look very filling
>>11603902
Well that's a start
Can we see inside fridge?
>>11603963
It will be plenty since I cant find anything else
>>11603967
Nah its just a bunch of stuff I cant get into.
>>11603975
Well at least you got something I guess
>>11603975
rip, ive got a bunch of mini donuts to eat but im trying to restrain myself to make them last longer
>>11604026
Cute!
>>11604012
Yeah I should stash some food...
>>11604026
Ehh have a few then
>>11604074
Why cant you eat the other stuff? Or is it your parents food?
>>11604061
always is
>>11604074
but i already did, i got 3 bags yesterday, im already down to 1.5 bags left
>>11603905
Yeah, that's usually how I look at it but in the bronze mmr ADCs just face tank fights hoping their life steal will save them and your tanks are always yo scared to actually tank. Then they never want to get baron even if we're healthy, they think we can go to towers then get baron after and it's frusturating
>>11604118
yea, never gonna get bronze shitters to listen, they're too stupid to take advice, thats why they're bronze, people think you need a mega tank to do baron but it really doesnt do that much damage, 1 semi tank is all you need if you have your damage rotate aggro so baron doesnt just focus 1 person
>>11604091
Yeah it's my mothers and I don't want to get yelled at.
>>11604093
Oh then eat them tomorrow
>>11604156
Exactly, you don't need a full tank garen, even a deaths dance riven will forward so long as she isn't the only one taking damage from it. And if your support has something like locket or heaven forbid ardent sensor then you're gucci
>>11604183
its taking all my willpower not to devour them all
>>11604188
barons damage mostly comes from its stacking debuff that reduces armor, so if you can kill it fast basically anyone can tank it, and 5 people hitting baron kills it pretty fast, even if your team is behind
>>11604219
You are either hungry or have no willpower at all
>>11604241
i fucking love donuts
>>11604219
Yeah, it's sucks to have teammates that don't understand core concepts of the game but decide they can carry in ranked
>>11604263
i bet bronzies dont even know the difference between dragons
>>11604290
I've had people tell me that ocean drake is useless and that infernal is the only one to really go for...
>>11604307
infernal is definitely the best, but an early ocean drake gives laners such a huge advantage, and mountain drakes make late game sieges easier, fuck cloud drake tho, just kill it when its safe so something better might spawn
>>11604326
Yeah the only benefit that cloud would really give is if you have a split pusher Ike trynd who needs to rotate a ton or a roam heavy mid like LeBlanc (rito remove LeBlanc 2017)
>>11604290
>>11604307
You guys think people not getting LoL mechanics is bad? In world of tanks the other day some guy didn't understand what they call the overmatch mechanic. Pretty much if the caliber of the gun you shoot is 3x more than the mm of armor it hits then the shell auto penetrates. This is important to understand when using big guns. This guy had 20k games and had no understanding of this and even when explained he refused to believe it. These people are in every game.
hello everyone
also a new donuts shop opened up close to me anyone jealous?
>>11604388
Hi yuno
>>11604355
even then cloud is shit, cause they should only be split pushing if they have teleport up, otherwise they have to stay grouped, also leblanc is shit compared to ad assassins
>>11604360
sounds pretty autistic
>>11604388
send donuts
>>11604360
This is why single player games are still my favorite. Fuck this MMO shit. You have to be a close personal friend to rate multiplayer time with me.
>>11604415
I like the challenge hunting humans so multiplayer for me.
>>11604392
Hi tomo hows your butt? and where have you been? I haven't seen you in a while.
>>11604409
How about jelly filed ones? jelly filled are my favorite nothing beats a jelly filled donut
>>11604448
Here and I have a job
>>11604360
There are just some people who don't connect the real world with a game like that.
>>11604409
She may be trash compared to ad assassin's but that doesn't take from the fact that she has like a million escapes and her E range is cancer. I've had matches where the 0/0/4 Lb with 47 CS by 20 is able to half health me with just her E because she had a void staff and nothing else. Then the fact that once she has the chain on you its near impossible to get away. She shouldn't be able to snare an ahri that uses 2 ult dashes and flash becau a she just walked towards you and the range is thehat long. Legitimately LB is the ha the only reason I have ever screamed at that game
>>11604433
It's fun with certain games. But they are few and far between. What's your favorite?
>>11604470
I speed typed that in anger, I genuinely hate LB. I would rather play against a Diana any day, and Diana is simple enough that a 5 year old with half a brain could play her and carry
>>11604448
my favorite are just simple glazed donuts, but i'll eat just about any kind of donut
>>11604470
just dodge the chain, its slow as fuck, or hide behind minions if you cant dodge
>>11604493
Right now? World of tanks final fantasy online
So who is this fluid druid in the op that I'm supposed to fuck, anyway?
>that fang
... It's Astolfo, isn't it?
>>11604497
It's slow but it's hit box is T H I C C. I've been hiding behind minions so it's not a problem in landing phase, it's mud and late game when they roam and my bot lane can't respond to missing pings or they don't listen when I tell them I'm following her and we can kill her so they die pushed way of that she becomes a problem
>>11604459
I'm getting one to one of those Wednesday
>>11604497
I will keep an eye out and send any of those your way
also that gif is rely cute
>>11604544
Laning**
Mid**
>>11604544
just have to git gud and carry them, i would tell you to ward river for them but its bronze and they arent going to look at the minimap
Also on a side note from all my league salt, I spent $150 on a Minami body pillow yesterday and it should and reviews in the next 2 weeks
>>11604506
Solid choices. If I do MMO I usually go with EVE or Marvel Heroes (if I'm drunk). But I do straight multi with lots of other games on steam. Usually strategy. Don't think I've really had a human hunting boner for years tho. Hunter Hunted was my jam in the long long ago... in the before times.
>>11604561
shinobu always a cute
>>11604564
Believe me I've tried but an Ahri/Taliyah main can only do so much. I land my charm or my shove to get a pick on their carry and help our ADC get back into the game but they don't take it. You can lead a horse to water, but can't make it drink.
>>11604613
get objectives not kills, play annie, shove lane with q farming, blow up anything that tries to stop you
>>11604638
I'm talkingnin team fights when we're trying to siege their towers or contesting dragon. If I'm not roaming I'm pushing lane and even when I roam it's for the sake of pushing that lane. Go bot and get a kill? Who cares let's push tower now
And idk what it is but I spill my spaghetti all over the place when I play annie. I can farm with her but past that I can't do any thing right with her, it's ridiculous
>>11604661
if you need better late game siege then play ziggs, toss out poke all day and wreck towers when you can get in range, tho really if you cant play annie you dont deserve to climb, shes the best champ for it
>>11604696
Ziggs is fun, used to main him. Might start playing him more often now that I think about it and I don't think just because I suckered at a champ doesn't mean I shouldn't climb. I do think like being a meta slave and like to play Champs I enjoy. If I enjoy the champ then I'll be more inclined to get gud with them and can climb that way. Like in siege, I love blitz even though he's the weakest Attacking operator in the game but I was able to climb through gold playing just him every round because he was fun and I got good with him
>>11604779
Suck** not suckered wat?
>>11604779
And I just real is ed it didn't type in don't correctly so
> Dont**
I hate my phone
>>11604612
True!
What age is she again?
>>11604779
annie is the easiest champion in the game, if you cant get good with her you'll probly never get good with anyone, and blitz is far from weak, hes the best non-healing/shielding support due to his pick potential
>>11604843
about 500
>>11604867
How did she get on before doughnuts were invented?
>>11604973
she killed people
>>11605016
I approve! also where did those opai come from?
>>11605053
dont worry about it
>>11605078
Transforming bewbs?interesting
>>11605131
she has a few different forms, this one is my favorite
>
>>11605163
Is that her gym out fit?
Teen Shinobu is best Shinobu
>>11605220
no
>>11605228
fact
>>11604867
I do well with a ton of other Champs. Just not Annie and I was talking about blitz from rainbow six siege
tiny shinobu is still super cute tho, and on that note, im off to bed
>>11605345
night night
>>11605359
Are you still around ?
So why arent you fags not posting on /b/
the waifu thread there is still up and its much more alive
>>11607151
Heh I wondered where everyone went...
h-hi
>>11608056
hhh-hi
>>11608144
h-hello
>>11608152
hh-hello
>>11608170
h-hi
>>11608184
hh-hi
>>11608184
pssst every one is on /b/