/sug/ - Steven Universe General Lazy Edition Last Thread:

I want to live in a small apartment.

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uuurrrgh

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>>11589645
alright, can't remember of anything like that posted in the last month, but if you know more or less what month it was posted on, maybe I can do a better search later
for now, take a bunch of peridot eating

>>11590067
sauce?

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>>11590150
/trash/

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>>11590150
the show

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Gems should be thicker

Stop spamming shit.

Singles and you have a good day.

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>>11590232
nice!

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>>11590233
nice neck

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This is an eating gems thread
And you know what happens after they eat

>>11590306
Nothing?

>>11590306
they shit
and remain at their default mass since it can't be changed

>>11590306
the gems should all tried to eat here, would of been great to see. Improved the episode somewhat.

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I've had some thoughts on corruption, not sure if anyone has every posted anything along these lines, but here goes.

We've seen what the effect of three Diamonds using the "corruption song" can do, it covers an entire planet and corrupts all gems into monsters. But what if only one Diamond was using the ability? What sort of effects would it have, and how strong? My personal theory on this is that one of the Diamonds has already used this power, and we've seen the effects. It's Padparadscha, and while I don't know which Diamond did it, I do believe that Padparadscha was one of Pink's Sapphires, and that the effect of the solo "corruption song" messed up their future vision. Either the song itself messes with the powers and appearance of a gem/group randomly, or the more likely scenario, the Diamonds actually have control over what the song does, if they're the only one contributing to it. If Padparadscha really is corrupted, just in a lesser way, it might be brought up and cured at some point.

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>>11590279
I want a nice cheesy slice of pizza about now.

>>11590355
Where's the proof that made you think of this theory in the first place?

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>>11590352
it would've been nice to see the gems stuffing their face with food and then burping and groaning as their stomachs gurgle

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>>11590403
kill yourself

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later, you fucks

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>>11590178
Lapis please stop eating all the food in my house and squishing me.

So what has Zuke been up to? Last I heard she may or may not of left the show, and she may or may not of had a secret blog that she shut down. That and she came out as NB.

>>11590547
She works on ben 10 last I heard

>>11590547
she's fucking dead

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UNF i like this thread

>>11590469
>pedo insulting someone because they need CP
Unironically kill yourself you fucking hypocrite

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Lapis really should squish Steven under her fat belly and and sit on him.
She should also force him to feed her otherwise she'll wise him again.

>>11590640
What the fuck are you on about?

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Jasper's favorite animated movie is Balto because she finds the male lead especially attractive.

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>>11590403
same
thankfully i have leftovers

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>>11590647
>having to be forced to feed lapis
steven sure is a faggot

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>>11590406
It's just something that came to me, thinking about why Pink Diamond's Sapphires didn't see any impending danger before Pink got shattered. I truly believe any untampered with Sapphire type would have seen the danger coming, even if the main culprit was a Diamond. Obviously they have some control over what the "corruption song" does, since the three together were able to aim it to affect only a specific planet, instead of a wide area of space, so why couldn't a singular Diamond be able to direct the song towards just one group of gems? But if the song affected powers randomly when sung alone, it'd leave a tell-tale sign that there was indeed a plot headed by a fellow Diamond, which is why I think that at least one of them can control what their song does entirely when sung alone. It leaves less evidence, making it seem like several gems just stopped working right, while still making the rest of the plan possible.

I don't know, I could be over reaching with all of this, but it'd not surprise me at all if, for example, we had one of The Diamonds show up and directly corrupt one or more gems on screen.

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there are people in my house

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>>11590662
>not knowing your cheese pizza

>>11590782
did they come to kill and rob you
or are they just visiting your roomies
I feel sorry in both cases desu

>>11590469
kill yourself

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>>11590541
Get YOUR face out of the way of MY butt then.

>>11590662
Shut the fuck up you child-abusing pedo
People like you make me sick

>>11590692
He certainly is a handsome, fierce, yet kind beast. The perfect man.

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someone explain this fresh new indexer memery to me, i haven't been here since the lank episodes got leaked.

>>11590917
indexer is a connifag and fucks kids

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yawn

what if lapis was your coworker

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>>11590692
Neat

>>11590968
This 100%

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I LOVE Centipeetle! I want to play video games with her!

>>11590692
Tiger's Eye isn't thick enough to be my waifu

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Reminder that Pink Diamond made Jasper for molesting.

>>11591292
i'll stalk her when she goes home

>>11591475
jasper is for porn
that's why she still only has 10 episodes of mini villain appearances under her belt.

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>>11590694
Share some with me.

Any decent Lapiven greentexts been posted since I last was here?

Last one I recall was the rewrite of the Lapis/Steven foot worship greentext

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>>11591564
i only had two slices
past tense

>>11591583
>Lapiven
>decent
No

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>>11591563
Do you think Steven will try to get her into the porn industry after Jasperdemptionseason6

>>11591339
>>11591563
just figured it out cyclopsman

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>>11591594
Fatty.

>>11591548
what if she thought that was really hot

>>11591598
The only decent ship ever posted desu

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>>11591656
That's where you're wrong.

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>>11591583
nothing too big and "official" yet i think
you want anything in particular?

>>11591670

> Larpis

Complete shit, still better than Larsadie though

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>>11591642
better than the six it used to be usually

>>11591727
>black people hate trump
oh no a surprise

>>11591622
Sex is what she was made for. Sex is the only thing that can make her happy.

>>11591727
What HAS Trump done so far that should give me a reason to like him?

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>>11591634
I don't understand.

>>11591673

Anything, I need my fix

Writing another now but I have a lot of other things to do, and all the good Lapiven fanfics have been abandoned by their authors

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>>11591727

Why doesn't the Crewniverse understand that shattering gems would make the show 10000000000% more interesting.
If Garnet was shattered in The Return, this show would be 10000000% better.

>>11591794
>>>/GOT/

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>>11591325
>>11590968
My face when I pretended to be Indexer once and people still believe that he's a pedo because of it

>>11590917
I posted a lewd Connie picture a while back and someone who was either Indexer or somebody pretending to be Indexer posted a higher resolution and said something along the lines of 'you have great taste in lolis and I hope you live a long happy life'.

what do I do with my day

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I want to wear Aquamarine's ass like a face mask.

>>11591813
Test out new masturbation technique

>>11591643
i'd break into her home and watch her sleep

>>11591794
If Peridot was shattered in her first appearance this show would be perfect.

Connie best loli

>>11591777
what's yours about? i'm writing a few myself but i get distracted a lot

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>>11591807
that's it?
man anons must be bored
we even have a whole general here just for yelling at pedos
when the hell are we getting more episodes

>>11591813
squats or hooligan shit
or both

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I wonder if how badly topaz wanted to squeeze this little shit

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>>11591794
>One fourth of the main cast killed off shortly before her best episodes.
Garnet is a boring lump now but I would have dropped this show a long time ago without her, Ruby, Sapphire, and Sardonyx.
A gen getting shattered would make for some interesting moral questions but I would rather it not be one of the main gems unless we are at the absolute endgame.

>>11591794
the the very least Zircon should have been shattered. There is no reason for yellow to have let her live

>>11591921
I don't know, they seem pretty friendly with each other. The nickname she gave to Topaz, which escapes me, seem to be in good nature, Aquamarine even spared Topaz from getting punished. I think there's more to it than you think Anon.

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Gems should wear bunny outfits

>>11591931
>Killing a four in one deal
Yeah no one would like that if they knew how well Ruby, Sapphire, and Sardonyx would be.

>>11591982
You should wear bunny outfits with me

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Hey, what do you call Garnet's thing on her hand? I'm not referring to her gemstones but the black glove-like thing. I been meaning to get something like it for a character of mine.

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>>11591899
show was cancelled, they'll announce it at NYCC
the rest of the episodes will be dumped online

>>11591956
I am hoping they never show her again so I can at least pretend.
If Yellow let's an accusation of treason right to her face go then she is a pretty shitty tyrant.

>>11592026
Get a glove and cut it up

>>11591956
>>11592036
Rebecca has already stated that they're "in trouble" she wouldn't of mentioned this detail if this wasn't going to be explored in the future.

>>11592068
I'm saying if there's a specific name for it, not how to make it.

>>11592036
honestly, it also might have been interesting if in bubbled they came up against another meteor swarm and steven let eyeball get shattered to save himself and spent the rest of the season regretting it because he was no better than rose

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>>11592026
bridal gauntlet or something like that

>>11592033
what
are you just shitting around or are you serious

Why are all the Yellow gems masculine and wear jumpsuits?
Why are all the Blue gems feminine and wear dresses?
Sexism?

>>11592020
The most I'm willing to do is some ears.

>>11592108
yellow pearl, holly

>>11592108
Because the respective diamond they follow prefers them to wear that specific outfit.
Blue diamond values beauty and presentation
Yellow diamond values practicality.

>>11591894

Mine was the one I was talking about last time, sort of based on another anon's greentext (where Peri sees Lapis having lewd dreams about Steven) but I decided to make it more of my own thing

One night, Steven accidentally wanders into Lapis' dreams while the two are experiencing particularly bad nightmares. They comfort one another throughout the night and wind up making love.

The next day, the two awake, not sure if what they experienced last night was just a dream. After a day of awkward interaction, an offhand comment by one leads both to realize that it wasn't just a dream after all. Much freaking out ensues, but the Steven and Lapis eventually realize their love for one another.

Taking longer in part because I'm trying to write it as an actual story than just a greentext.

One anon suggested that I do a New Lars style bodyswap (in which Steven entering Lapis' dreams leads to them switching bodies; Steven finds out from Peridot how obsessed Lapis is with him and eventually goes home to find Lapis doing lewd things with his body) but I couldn't really get into it because that really isn't my fetish. There was one anon who was open to fleshing out that idea if I wouldn't, however

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Which gem would look the best in this?

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>>11592100
>bridal gauntlet or something like that
Not exactly what I had in mind, but it's a start. Is it weird if a guy wore something like it?

>>11592138
Jasper duh

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I want Rose Quartz to ruin my guts with savage dickings only to heal me and do it all over again.

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>>11592100
i'm messing, but i wouldn't put it past them
episodes should come by november if CN isn't retarded

>>11592108
why are all the Pink Diamond gems so hot

>>11592114
Can you at least put on the bunny tail?

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>>11592138
Holly Blue.

>>11592179
I guess.

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>>11592138
Any of the Pearls, if they had a body like that and didn't have that goofy sticc shit going on.

>>11592180
why didn't he just bubble again if his intention was to use the destabilizer on topaz?

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>>11592149
yeah idk shit about clothes for the most part
i mean they're pretty much specifically for women but if it looks good who gives a shit, you know?
do what you wanna do my dude

>>11592159
same, which is why i even asked.
>CN not being retarded
>ever
good joke

>>11592180
This picture shouldn't be as funny as it is to me.

>>11592180
i thought his ass was explosively shitting for a second

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I think this gem is pretty.

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>>11592068
fingerless gloves with a middle loop

>>11592255
>>11592026

>>11592130
I remember that. I still look forward to reading it if you ever finish, and making it a real story seems a good idea. I do like your dream idea a little better than just bodyswap, so I hope you stick with that.

>>11592165
Pink is light red and that is the color of SEX

>>11592196
Thank you

Are you still powerless?

>>11592352
All shit except the top left.

>>11592302

Thank you very much. I've sort of been using these for practice in writing fiction, so I want to take the next step.

In the meantime, anything new been posted? Anything you're planning that you'd like to share? Did that anon ever finish his Lapiven shower fic?

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>>11592379

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>>11591292
i'd leave boxes of donuts and big slices of cake on her desk every day and make jokes about her weight

>>11592387
Did the Berserk animator make this?

>>11592159
more drunk lapis

>>11592347
Unfortunately yes, but they're starting work in my area now so it might be back on soon.

>>11592352
you're probably a shitty animator

>>11592352
Peridot ass

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Couldn't relax, couldn't sit back
And let the sunlight in my lap
I sang a hymn to bring me peace
And then it came, a melody

It felt so sweet, it felt so strong
It made me feel like I belonged
And all the sadness inside me
Melted away like I was free

I found what I'd been looking for in myself
Found a life worth living for someone else
Never thought that I could be, I could be
Happy, happy

Don't go out much at all
I've never been the type to call
I realize to be happy
Maybe I need a little company

So now you know, you know it all
That I've been des-desperately alone
I haven't found the one for me
But I believe in divinity

I found what I'd been looking for in myself
Found a life worth living for someone else
Never thought that I could be, I could be
Happy, happy

I believe in possibility
I believe someone's watching over me
And finally I have found a way to be
Happy, happy

From the concrete to the coast
I was looking for a holy ghost
Like the land joining the sea
Happiness, it followed me

I believe in possibility
I believe someone's watching over me
And finally I have found a way to be
Happy, happy, happy

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>>11592352
shygal

>Wow, Peridot! You just pissed off Yellow Diamond and now she's definitely going to send soldiers here to kill all of us. You're a real value to the Crystal Gems.
Can someone explain this shit to me?

>>11592562
It's all about rebelling. Rebel, rebel, rebel.

Favorite comfy episode, /sug/? Something that doesn't really get too intense but is just plain pleasant to watch.

My pick is Steven Floats. I'm really looking forward to seeing what Paul gets up to in Season 5. Sees like he'll be part of the Shorty Squad ep boarding team.

>>11592620
"The Good Lars" is a good recent one.

>>11592620
Anything where Greg tells Steven a story.

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>>11592438

>>11592575

REBEL REBEL
YOU'VE TORN YOUR DRESS
REBEL REBEL
YOUR FACE IS A MESS
REBEL REBEL
HOW COULD THEY KNOW
HOT TRAMP, I LOVE YOU SO

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So how will she be redeemed? No jokes allowed. Let's attempt an actual discussion and not just maymays.

>>11592440
Oh good. When they did my area it came back the same day, it should be done today or tomorrow.

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>>11592251
It's a shame that that's her only redeeming quality.
I can't stand characters who constantly do evil shit and then act like everyone else is at fault.
I feel like if she looked like Topaz nobody would care about her.

>>11592673
by sucking my DICK XD

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Malachite is a better fusion than Garnet

>>11592519
Do this every thread or else.

>>11592620
Log Date

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>>11592222
>yeah idk shit about clothes for the most part
i mean they're pretty much specifically for women but if it looks good who gives a shit, you know?
do what you wanna do my dude
I don't want to say much, mostly because it is not a fully realized idea, but this character comes from a line of beings who are made from this fictional universe equivalent to a Divine creator to serve as Guardians of the many facets of existence and once act as teachers to a myriad of sentient races.
They're much like Angels in that regard
They're made from the same essence as this Creator, so they're not beings of flesh and blood. They however look very much humanoid, though that wasn't always the case to them.
Most either wear each of two "uniforms", depending on which "side" they're on, along with small variations depending which facet they're meant to protect. One is a robe with golden lines and the other a black cloak, with a buttoned tunic, and that type of glove whose name I know not of. Sorry for yammering on.

>>11592673
Lapis will get redeemed when she shatters herself

>>11592383
I don't remember a shower fic, was probably abandoned I guess. There were a few small ones but archives don't seem to be working right now, I'll check again later.
There's one I'm doing where they and Connie go to Funland, and another that I'm almost done with that I'll post soon.

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>>11592652

>>11592695
>characters who constantly do evil shit and then act like everyone else is at fault.
How does this description fit Lapis at all?

>Wanna talk about fanfics and about working on fanfics
>Have to get back to work

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>>11592419
why are you tormenting her, are you trying to make her fatter?

>>11592791
I like talking about writing things I like, it's pretty fun.

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Forced Pearlification.

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>>11592708
Not as sexy tho.

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>>11592652
>cum drunk Lapis
!!!

>>11592787
Because they're a retard that doesn't watch the show.

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>>11592820
This is getting irritating Anon.

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>>11592820
Gems only.

>>11592791

I technically should be working now

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>>11592823
i would like to get drunk off cum

>>11592673
>WD will be the one who shattered PD (or at least had the most prominent role in it), so most of her hatred/distrust for "Rose" will be placed elsewhere
>She'll finally be forced to work and interact with others on a casual level, and will leave her lonewolf attitude behind for the most part. This is esp crucial with her interactions with Steven, Amethyst, and the Betas/Famethyst
>Lapis and Garnet will be important for her having a good view/experience with fusion, and ultimately help her be able to trust others.
>She has a home she can be in with two former Earth-haters

and idk maybe some other stuff

>>11592754

Those sound fun. Can't wait to see the one you're about to post.

>>11592673
Jasper will learn to respect Steven for being Steven. She's a warrior, so seeing Steven lead will give her reason to fight alongside him. Maybe not FOR him, but as an ally at the first least.

>>11592840
Forced pearlified anon.
>>11592845
No, everyone.

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Why does Rebecca make Steven go nude so often?

maybe......................after the powerpuff girls and adventure time specials air today........................we'll get a promo?

PEARL LOST GREG WON HAHA

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>>11592821
Malachite is at least twice as sexy

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>>11592251
i like her pretty nose and hair

>>11592627
>>11592635
>>11592741
All good choices

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>>11592867
Hits me in just about all the fetishes

>>11592845
>heartsper having shit taste again
kys already

>>11592907
I want to touch her hair I bet it's as soft as a cloud.

>>11592870
It's kinda long like some others I've done. I hope it's worth it, I think it's a fun and cute one.

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Why is it Steven likes Peridot so much?

>>11592970
he doesn't, he probably thinks she smells like shit

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>>11592902
Well... Malachite never had an admirer?

>>11592950
It's so poofy and fluffy, would you lay on her hair if she let you?

>>11592970
Steven likes everything. It's impossible to be hated by him.

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>>11592970
She learned from her mistakes and proved Steven wrong when he thought she didn't, he adores her.

>>11593004
Of course, I would never pass on a such an opportunity.

>>11593042
>What is Kevin?

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>>11592991
Malachite was worshiped as a melon goddess, much better than some puny admirer.

>>11593052
Soon Stevens going to make her were lewd clothing for his viewing pleasures.

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>>11592927
i want to get drunk off her slimy cum

>>11593150
>When you realise Steven will never love you.

>>11593061
Would you inhale deeply as you pressed your face against it? What do you think it smells like?

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>>11593164
>*when you realize steven and you are true loves

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>>11593120
Jamie admired out of choice, instead of worshipping a false goddess blindly.

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>this is Peridot's weapon

>>11592673
>find out the diamonds had a hand in killing pd and covering it up
>find out steven isn't even rose
>find out the diamonds caused corruption
>starts to either want revenge against the other diamonds or realize that her life was a lie and becomes suicidal
>gets convinced that her life has value outside of being pd's perfect soldier
>learns to forgive and accept herself for failing to save pd and being from earth
>learns that showing empathy and vulnerability isn't a sign weakness
>is shown how to form healthy bonds with others so she can have good fusions
>after she has someone she can trust and feels better about herself and stops seeing her and other's weakness as deserving of punishment she chills out and becomes thankful to Steven for giving her a second chance

That Beta Kindergarten raid thing is just going to justify her reasons to hate all the CGs outside of Steven and Amethyst even more though. She will probably just become an anti-hero loner who shows up occasionally after getting uncorrupted and finding out the truth behind Rose/PD.

>>11591772
Apparently he's nice to gays

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>>11592799
a happy lappy is an overfed lappy

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Reminder fat Lapis makes Steven cry.

>>11593165
No, I wouldn't want to creep her out. I imagine it smells like a tropical beach.

>>11593263
Good, I hate fat Lapis, but if it makes Steven cry then by all means, post more.

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>>11593263
reminder that lapis is shit

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>>11593263
How can he hate this?

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>>11593042
*cough* Kevin *cough*

Pic unrelated, I don't have any pictures with Kevin saved, because screw the character that was literally only there to be a jerk.

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>>11593201
I thought she had a weirdly drawn thigh at first.

Post cute Lapis x Steven pics/fics/greentexts. Especially Yandere Lapis

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>>11593263
He would love it stupid, especially if it makes her happy.

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>>11593309
Lapis is the worst character in the series including townies and one offs.

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>>11593319
Because fat Lapis is smelly eats all his food breaks his bed and falls on him.

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>>11592673
We all know this is how it's going to go down.

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>>11593217
don't bring it up, it's embarrassing for her

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>>11593215
>limited appearances enough to cover all bases
>adds to the significance of such occurrences
>no instant buddy-buddy relationships
>works against character rot/degradation
couldn't ask for anything better

>>11593444
She's just the right character to play off of everyone else. We know how much Sugar loves her anime references.

>>11593392
very true, her fags also are always either only slightly less cancerous than peridotfags or are peridotfags themselves and spam the same autistic fat edits in every fucking thread

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>>11591849
Excellent post

>>11593295
Understandable, you don't want to come on too strong. Do you like her nose?

>>11593402
He can just hose her down, tie her down, feed her only salad and then use her as a bed.

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An interesting, if probably completely bullshit theory.

>>11593331
I always thought she was holding a bat in this pic. My world is rocked.

>>11593470
Yes, it's a very cute nose. I want to boop it.

>>11593546
why do you keep posting that troll retard's bullshit here

>Jackcepticeye is has started a hiveswap letsplay honestly surprised me.

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>>11593141
>jerk the exterior goo off into a cup
>top it off with a blast off her actual cum
>stir
Not a bad way to get sloshed desu

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When will Pearl meet her edgy anime rival?

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>>11593335

>>11593572
What if when you booped it she snorted really hard and then giggled?

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>>11593641
is that an edit

>>11593466
I wish Hoshime drew/got commissions for big busty girls again instead of endless lolicon and teasing on her technically not porn tumblr.

>>11593444
She can get her own arc and has the potential for a lot of interesting development with most of the other main gems, she just wouldn't become a meme that gets shoved in the barn to act like a useless retard in filler episodes afterwards.

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good

>>11593678
That would make me really happy.

>>11593745
I've always felt Hoshime was a one trick pony with the huge tits and thicc. Request one drawing and you will see them all.

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>>11593546
I've seen another tumblr theory post on this and I can see it. Jasper and Topaz's treatment of Aqua/Lapis isn't that different from each other yet ones actions are rooted for by the audience, the other is viewed as disgusting.

It doesn't help that Topaz and Aqua feel like parodies of Lapis and Jasper

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I'm here to take a nap

>>11593849
If that's the case now she's just a one-trick pony with endless loli spam, outside of the teasing images.

>>11593860
don't wake up

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>>11593404
Keep that filthy polygamist abomination away from my waifu.

>>11593860
LA[B]IS HOMEWORLD IS STEALING STEVEN

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>>11593860
i'm here to flatten you and claim dominance

>>11593764
there's a trade-off to this 'safety cap' of course: less frames to hoard

>>11593809
Would you boop her gem?

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>>11593335

>Stevens main goal for Lapis is to make her happy again.
>Stevens tries everything he can to make her happy by taking her on fun activity's and showing her the wonderer's of Earth.
>But no matter what Lapis just seems to get more and more upset and depressed.
>Steven is getting really worried speeding more time with her to make her happy staying with her at the barn trying everything to make her more happy.
>One night while Steven was sleeping in the barn after a long day of fun with Lapis that ended in failure as all Lapis did all day was look at the ground and mope
>It was while he was sleeping he was awoken to see Lapis sitting next to him looking at him with such sad eyes.
>Lapis said in a upset voice "Why are you doing this to me?
>Steven looked up at her and said "Lapis I'm trying to make you happy but no matter what you just seem to get more sad, I don't know what to do."
>Lapis started to cry "Why can't you see how I feel? do you just not care? what do I have to do to make you understand."
>Steven began to sweat and said "L-Lapis I dont know what you want."
>Lapis grabbed Stevens hands and pinned him to the ground.
>"Its you! its you that I want!

>>11593945
Her becoming a meme would not be worth more sexy screencaps. Even if they were drawn by somebody other than Raven or Paul.

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>>11593973
>Steven was shocked and confused
>"I..I don't understand...."
>Lapis then brought her lips to Stevens and gave him a long passionate kiss, the kiss was so desperate and needful.
>Lapis pulled away blushing while Steven was completely shocked,
>"I LOVE YOU!....and I've loved you for so long, I've never loved anyone before and I thought you were my soul mate, every since I met you I thought maybe we could be together, but no matter what no matter how clear I made it you never got the picture, and it broke my heart."
>Steven couldn't say a word he was in total shock.
>"Lapis kept crying "Do you know how much it hurts? I loved you but you...you didn't love me! I could tell that for a fact you don't look at me like I look at you, you don't feel the same love as I feel for you!
>Steven began to cry, he never knew Lapis loved him so badly, and all that time he couldn't see it.
>Lapis had Steven pined, she was far stronger then Steven and could easily hold the poor hybrid down.
>Lapis began to breath heavily as she looked at the pinned defenceless hybrid.
>"Your so beautiful Steven...I cant hold myself back I need you!
>Steven closed his eyes in fear there was nothing he could do to stop it.
Lapis ripped off Stevens cloths leaving him nude.
She then removed her cloths too.
>"Don't you like my body Steven? I try my best to look as beautiful as possible for you.
>Lapis then started kissing Stevens neck and chest and every now and then licking his soft body.
"You taste so sweet Steven and your so soft."
Steven kept crying he never felt so violated.
"Please "sniff" stop this Lapis your "sob" scaring me...."
>Lapis put her hand gently to Stevens cheek.
>"I don't want to scare you I just want you to love me, so please just relax I want to make you feel good."

All lapisfags must die

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>>11593935
Hell no, they aren't taking him again

>>11593943
We'll decide this with an eating contest.
The one that eat first is the loser

I want to be absorbed by a gem.

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>>11593996
>All the fear and strange feelings must have ben getting to Steven as Lapis suddenly noticed that his penis was now erect.
>Lapis blushed "I knew you liked me I read up on this this is a sign that you love me!
>Lapis then positioned herself over Stevens penis.
>Steven begged her not to do it but she was not listening.
>Lapis then slid his cock into her tight pussy,
Both gems light moans as they became one.
>"Your so big Steven I love you so much..."
>Steven just kept crying as he was raped.
>Lapis then started moving her hips up and down on his cock getting faster and faster.
>Lapis said "Cum in me Steven! fill me up and claim me as yours!
>Steven could not hold back no matter how hard he tried.
>With one last hard thrust Steven came into Lapis's vagina.
>Lapis was so happy she bent down and cuddled with Steven.
>Steven was catatonic with only tears running down his face while Lapis kissed and hugged Steven.
>Lapis said "Your mine now ill take you away to somewhere safe were we can be together."
>As Lapis hugged and kissed Steven all Steven could say was....
>"This is all my fault...."

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>>11593650
Did tha anon give any updates to the fic?

This thread is ruined.

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>>11594000
Trips confirms it, destroy the blue menace

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>>11594000
I agree

>>11593974
>Ambsper with her fierce eyes, chiseled features, and shapely body WITH eyelashes and animated by the good studio
>scratching her butt on the barn floor and then half-heartedly fighting peridot for the remote after a shipping argument, knocking over jaspers latest meepmorp in the process

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>>11594000
>>11594033
whatever you say shitdot

>>11594085
Could Homer out-eat Lapis?

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THE SHOW WOULD BE BETTER IF PEARL WAS ___

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>>11594001
C-Can we start over?

>>11593546
Why do people still post this guy as if he has legitimate information to share, you know he admitted to being fake a long while ago.

>>11594105
Happy.

>>11593973
>>11593996
>>11594008
Do Steven raping Lapis.

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>>11594105
All up on Gregs dick.

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>>11594016
Almost done is my update.

I'm remember time when lars be full of shit character, lapis-fags be retarded as well but not pedo-fat type retarded, and ofc one indexer. And it was all here.

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>>11594163
ETA?

>>11592799
Of course not, Anon. Of course, it's not like she could get even fatter than she already is, I mean, look at her.

>>11594174
ENGLISH MOTHERFUCKER DO YOU SPEAK IT

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>>11594085
Glad you agree Lapishit.

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>>11594080
If I only liked Jasper for her design and didn't also very much like her character and want to see it develop in cool non-memey ways, memebarnsper probably wouldn't bother me.

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>>11594112
No.
Now bow to your huge queen you fatass

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>>11594174
If you are calling Lapisfags retarded pedos then I agree with you.

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>>11594175
uuuhhh Tonight or tomorrow morning. I lost a couple paragraphs cause I forgot to save and rewriting is a pain.

>>11594231
ZIRCOOOON
SO NICE TO SEE!

galaxy can return any day now

>>11594231
>coming from a retarded conniefag pedo
K E K

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>>11594246
shes never coming back, she has a husband now she doesn't need us

>>11594198
what if you just gave up and accepted fate if it happens, pre-ordering the jasperperidotlapis barn fun activity book with scented stickers?

>>11594080
The duality between the quality and originality of the designs and concepts for this show's characters and the awful writing for them is depressing.

>>11594264
I FUCKING HATE WOMEN!!!!!

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>>11594007
Get out, Thing.

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>>11594184
wow don't be so fucking rude

>>11594210
i bow to no one, i'm the strongest fatass here

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>>11594000
if you insist

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>>11594085
what kind of whore would draw topaz killing anyone but aquamarine

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>>11593717
idolgum

>>11594163
>>11594175

These are good, more of these

Why do I feel really bad about my friend considering to hire a prostitute? Besides the obvious unlawful nature of it, I feel betrayed.

>>11594352
because your butthole twitched for him and him alone

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>>11593453
What are some anime with good redemption arcs that Sucrose could rip off?

>>11594311
Sorry anon, I see the error of my ways now. She's definitely not the fattest she could be, she's going to be much much fatter.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Gregoryite

I wonder if Rose needed convincing that Greg was actually a human and not a gem.

>>11594269
What if I went to cartoon network and begged Rebecca to get her shit together and burn down the barn

>>11594331
topaz is a slut, she goes around killing other midgets behind aqua's back all the time

>>11594410
she's confirmed to have no backbone if it gets that bad, so you would probably successfully influence her decision what with her being a certified doormat

>>11594406
>It occurs associated with nyerereite, alabandite, halite, sylvite, fluorite and calcite.
>Fluorite
NO

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>>11594311
You'll bow to me sooner or later
*leaves a burger on the floor*

>>11594460
GREG X FLUORITE FUSION WWWWHHHHHEEEEEENNNNNN

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>>11594390
Thank you for bringing this picture to my knowledge.

>>11594431
I think CN probably forced her to apologize for concrete so they could replace it and not risk losing sales, they take a lot more control over the merchandise than the show itself. I want the destroying of the barn and possibly also Peridot to be her own decision.

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>It'll soon be Monday.

I'm feeling down today, could you guys possibly post some quality jaspis to cheer up a fella

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>>11594551