HG / Hunger Games Thread
https://youtu.be/hqQmxy-M40k
Obligatory first post
>>11566648
He's right you know. At some point there did have to be an obligatory first post. It was inevitable.
>>11566639
You better get to it then, can't be slacking off on 4chan all day now can you
>>11566666
A-hem.
"Good shit."
>>11566666
Is he snapping?
>>11566667
Man you really suck at this
>>11566666
I'm not looking at that
>>11566675
alright, i'll finish it and then pop in tonight
smell ya later, gramps
>>11566639
>Just about to go and make this reaction image for myself
something something pokemon sucks Im a gay squid
>>11566715
now you don't need to
>>11566719
Are you implying that I'm a thief? Because if you are, you're absolutely right.
i hate hg
>>11566750
I know you mean "love".
minecraft dirt block
WOOL
http://poal.me/ykoigb
>somehow got soap inside of my dick
>>11566797
piss it out
>>11566797
piss it out, it will be fine
if it doesn't become fine after you take a piss, go to the doctor
>>11566805
But it burns like hell dude
Hmmm...
First 24. Willing to bump, as always.
>>11566833
Shikyoh
>>11566833
Araragi Karen in super saiyajin mode
>>11566833
Tails
>>11566833
Fighter
>>11566833
Gascoigne
>>11566833
Inkling
>>11566833
asmodeus.exe
>>11566833
Overhaul
>>11566833
Starfire
>>11566855
kys dachi
>>11566833
Aron
>>11566833
Gabe The Glue Man Degrossi
>>11566833
Best Girl
>>11566833
Popeye
>>11566833
The Six Paths of Pain
>>11566833
Daddy Assgore
>>11566833
Kosaku Kawajiri
>>11566833
Bro
>>11566833
Bliss
>>11566833
Usotsuki
>>11566833
Crendor
>>11566833
Mio Sakamoto
>>11566833
Cara Delevingne
>>11566833
Kid Baki
>>11566833
Ya boi, Guzma
>>11566833
Luke Fon Fabre
>>11566833
Crazy Frog Armada
>>11566833
Punk
>>11566833
Hibari
>>11566833
EmpLemon's Downward Spiral
>>11566833
Double King
>>11566833
Skeleton slayer Guts
>>11566833
4 more
>>11566920
Die
>>11566833
Riven
>>11566925
Meme Man
>>11566833
Ryougi Shiki
>>11566925
Tetra
>>11566833
K.O
>>11566925
Riff
>>11566892
I want to be balls deep inside this beauty.
>>11566925
In due time. You die first though.
Wow. I can't believe we're at Enchanted Forest No. Twelve Trillion already.
3 minutes for whatever.
>>11566971
It looks most wonderful. You may begin when you are ready, Most Boney of the Hosts.
>>11566971
Start.
>>11566962
Already did it once, bitch. No need to do it again.
>>11566833
Roxas
>>11566971
Can you change Araragi Karen in super sai to Araragi Karen?
>>11566971
C'mon wimp, I don't have all day.
>>11566902
>>11566971
>>11566984
I don't really like this district much, I think.
>>11566982
Then keep dieing untill you don't return.
>>11566971
All right let's start the show.
The tributes are blessed with magical powers. Failure to use the powers they've been granted will result in excessive mana build up and you'll explode.
>>11567057
OW! Watch where you're going, you stupid redhead!
>>11567057
I would love to where this hat, but spikes on my head say otherwise
*Punk discards the witch hat*
>>11567057
The Six Paths of Pain? More like the Six Paths of Pedophilia, am I right?
>>11567092
Rockman Shadow > Quint
>>11567119
What, you're telling me you can't swim against a hurricane? Looks like I've got a couple of amateurs on the line! Either way, dying to water is too shameful for me to just sit by and watch, so..!
>Garou tosses both of them back onto land
>>11567119
Daddy Asgore's spirit animal is a goat. You can only find this insightful, thrilling commentary in these games let me tell you
So many naked frogs. That's how they naturally are, so it's not really that big of a deal tbqh
>>11567119
>tries to steal my wallet
>steals my boxers instead
Wonder if you can pull it off again?
>>11567119
Alriiight, you just sit tight up there, Miss Whatever-Your-People-Were-Called. I'll be back in a minute!
>>11567160
...Wha?
>She picks up a crystal and holds it up to the light, scowling a little.
What's this supposed to do?
>>11567160
Hey, I don't really care about that thing myself, but.. If you wanna fight me, I'm not gonna stop ya! Just don't come crying to me when it kills you!
>>11567119
Damn it I right into their hands.
*Punk deploy's a cloaking field, he curls up into a ball and dashes away*
>>11567134
{Reasonable}
{Rockmans Shadow and quint have some very confusing back story. Especially Quint}
>>11567160
*Punk struggles to maintain control as this external force attempts to took over him*
No!
I'm in control here!
>>11567160
A slide
>>11567185
You eat it to gain MAGIC POWERS. You can trust me. I've got SKELETON MAGIC, I know how this works.
>>11567220
I'm a robot. I care little about magic. Unlike that freak MagicMan. He's a robot who does magic.
>>11567220
You two having fun chasing my afterimage over there?
>>11567238
A bit of a pussy move though, isn't it?
>>11567220
Don't worry Garou, Guzma's ya boi and he's got ya back too.
What is an army of goblins compared to an armada of crazy frogs? I'll tell you: SHIT.
Would that I be able to share the joys of an enchanted mango, but alas....I cannot......
LET'S GATHER ROUND THE CAMPFIRE
AND SING OUR CAMPFIRE SONG
OUR C A M P F I R E S O N G SONG
-The Bard
>>11567057
"Magnet!"
>Roxas uses his magic to stick the three together, and makes his escape!
>>11567119
"Fuck!"
>Roxas is slashed and stabbed a thousand times before he can even get a Reflect up, and promptly dies from the sheer trauma of the wounds.
>He respawns, determined more than ever to get FASTER
>>11567257
*Punk begins to play music drowning out the noise from the other twp*
I don't eat. I'm a robot for crying out loud...
Games are ghey
>>11567251
Why would I waste time fighting some weakling that can't even understand the concept of how fast I move? You don't go out of your way to crush every single ant you see, do you? You're a lone soldier charging an army, you amateur.
>>11567257
Agh... I had it.. Right where I wanted it, I just..
>Garou clutches his broken ribs and spits a mouthful of blood to the ground beside him.
I was about to turn it around..
>>11567257
I got the lyrics to the Campfire Song Song wrong. I am gravely ashamed.
Gravely because I am a skeleton. Get it?
>>11567281
Agreed
>>11567220
I already got as good as magic. Silly skeleman.
>When she returns her attention to Shikyoh, she smiles wide, unnervingly so.
You didn't think I could forget what you did time and again, right? I'm gonna enjoy this.
>She just picks up her nailbat, and takes two quick brutal swings at his arms, instantly breaking them. And then she repeats the motion. And again, and again.
>>11567291
>Her Intimidation modifier is so high she can scare nearly anything in to doing what she wants.
>>11567281
{Homosexuals are they}
>>11567291
About damn time I get an upgrade. Let's test out some luck.
>>11567291
Of course I'm corrupt, what kind of villain isn't?
>>11567291
I want that demon to start a forest fire that claims Karen's life!
Gascoigne has become the beast...again.
>>11567290
Well why don't you see how weak I am for yourself, stalagmite head? Unless you're chicken, which I assume you are.
>>11567338
Well then.
>>11567334
Let's see if StarMan is out there
*Punk message in the stars reads as followed: get good*
>>11567334
Bring it here. I don't mind if it's burned, I'll still eat it. First rule of being a monster, you can't be picky about what you put in your stomach. If you want to starve, that's your problem.
>>11567335
You have no idea what you're dealing with, civilian, I suggest you walk away. I've got no beef with you and don't feel like tearing down innocents today. Maybe tomorrow.
>>11567334
[RATTLE RATTLE]
Woodn't it be terrible to die to a tree?
Don't worry Aron, I've got you.
Your name is Aron.
Alright amnesia fixed
>>11567361
I don't care about any gold, it's not s-
..I can use it even outside? Now THAT'S got me interested. Alright, sure, you've got a deal. I'll kill the beast. Sounds fun, why not? Time to go hunting.
>>11567338
Neat.
>>11567334
Hey, foxie! C'meeeere! Lemme touch you real quick!
>>11567361
Oooh, that's okay, that's nothing worth worrying about!
>>11567361
I normally care little about humans...
This way human
*Punk curls up to a Spiked Ball and dashes through the skeleton horde*
>>11567361
And after she had just revived you. Have you no shame?
"You should kill yourself."
"okay"
Uso has loved ones? Eh, probably not. It's just arena magic doing its thing.
>>11567338
yare yare
>>11567391
It was her choice. Besides, nice guys finish last.
>>11567391
>>11567391
>>11567406
Top
Kek
>>11567391
I had to clarify. Some of you people can just fly all willy-nilly outside of the arena, so I had to make it clear what was going on.
>>11567391
>She hear only two voices. That of a stoic, taller woman, and a very sad, innocent young girl.
>>11567421
Whooooaaa.
>>11567421
the fuck you doing autocropper
>>11567441
Waaait.
Since when did I have a sword?
>>11567391
Wind turbines are active.
Time to res-
*After hearing some strange noises, Punk looks up only to the tree came to life*
So it lives, perfect Target.
*Punk tosses a few screw crushers at the living tree*
>>11567421
Hey you need this!
*Punk ends up throwing a strange White glowing orb*
Don't thank me you'll need i-
*Punk looks up to see the orb has expelled the female*
Oh well.
>>11567441
damn i love ice cream
>>11567469
Real brave move, kid.
>>11567469
i skipped the feast because it was gay
Skeletons > Karen. Literally confirmed.
>>11567447
I dunno, but now it's consuming whatever good you have inside of you. You're probably gonna starve that poor sword...
>>11567491
who let the dogs out
gascoigne did
except it was 1 dog and not dogs
and also it was a helldog
>>11567522
Couldn't even kill me alone?!
Shameful bastard!
>>11567522
WHO WILL WIN?
>GREY CLOTHED DUDE
>RED HAIRED ANIME GAL
OR
>A SINISTER SIBLING?
>>11567522
A week into the game, the plot finally reveals itself! It's a classic tale of an ancient evil awakening and the Chosen One's role in stopping it. Real fascinating stuff.
Also there's Bro. He's just hanging around.
>>11567469
>>11567480
Real good struggle, big guy.
>>11567491
See, this is why I like my bat so much. It doesn't whisper to me!
>>11567522
>>11567530
HAHAHA! He's a big coward! Yellow-bellied wimp!
>>11567539
>>11567537
Much like last time. I'm better on the bro bastard
>>11567530
>>11567546
Whatever, I tamed AND rode a dragon.
>>11567539
>the event fits very snugly with him
>>11567546
Hard to struggle against something that's basically NOT EVEN THERE.
I hate magic.
>>11567491
>the skeleton that had slain Araragi Karen kneels down by her, offering a prayer for the great warrior who took many skeletons with her before dieing to his blade.
Truly a better person than any of us skeletons. You have our respect, girl of justice. May we fight again in the future on honeranle terms.
post the last image you saved and rate/guess avas
>>11567539
And just as quickly as the ancient evil awoke, it falls asleep again. I bet you've never seen a story like that before, huh? Where it just fuckin' falls asleep again?
>>11567574
Bruh there's a game going on
>>11567574
Just posted it.>>11567570
>>11567574
Not during a game fuckhead
>>11567546
Hmm... What do you want?
>>11567561
At least win this match. That can redeem you.
>>11567570
Wait, what the fuck? Shut the heck up and get back inside of the arena, dickhead!
Also, final slide incoming. It's epic. Trust me.
>>11567574
ok
>>11567577
I hope you didn't trust me because I lied
>>11567574
okay
here it is
guess who
>>11567606
Is it craig?
>>11567606
That was disappointing.
>>11567606
>atleast I didn't lose points
>>11567613
>nice one, thanks for hosting.
>>11567613
Here you all are, together again.
>>11567616
how did you know
>>11567593
I thought we were making ourselves feel better by griping about the wimpy American.
>>11567574
>It's literally a Puru so I won't even bother
>>11567561
Aaaaand? It's not YOU doing it! When I swing a bat, that's me! When it does it, that's like getting your poor puppy to do a trick, but it's not even cute!
>>11567613
Hmpf.
>Congrats. Thanks for hosting
>>11567595
Fine! Fine! Yeesh! You could learn a thing or two from that lady about politeness.
>the skeleton crawls back into the arena, not because it was ordered to, but to get the host to quit his bitching.
>a muffled "jerk." can be heard as he returns.
>>11567634
I'm a genios.
>>11567574
Ok now
>>11567634
In summary, bad guys actually win all the time. You just don't know it.
>>11567634
"Congratulations."
>Roxas is still running, listening to eurobeat out the ass
>He's really not seeing much improvement.
>Maybe he needs a mentor
>Or just to GIT GUD.
>>11567613
>>11567634
Thank you for this chance of power host.
>>11567635
I don't care. He won, he was redeemed.
Now the wait for the next march begins.
>>11567574
Well now that the game is over
>>11567560
>>11567593
Well, seems like robots really can predict things with 100% accuracy.
>>11567613
2 wins baby! Nothing can stop the Bro! Thanks.
>>11567635
Hey, I'm the champ here, while you're just some ashes. Your argument just smells of salt, even more than malt vinegar covered fries.
why does the pokemart lady say "please come again"
>>11567689
Because she knows you fap to her.
>>11567689
She wants the dicc
>>11567662
What, no sense of vengeance in that tinny head of yours?
>>11567676
Oooooh, is someone TRYING to make the other person angry? Because I'm sure you'd love seeing that.
>>11567634
...
I have no comment.
Th-Thank you for the game, oh most Boney of the hosts...thank you very much.
>>11567705
I want to face-fuck this slut.
>>11567645
>The host, however, would not quit his bitching. He broke off one of his rib bones and angrily marched towards the skeleton, grabbing it by the collar bone and pulling him towards him.
And you should learn to keep your jaw shut!
>Craig smacks the skeleton across the face with his disembodied rib, slightly cracking open its skull and knocking its jaw to the floor. While a blatant example of godmodding, it actually wasn't because the skeleton worked for him and therefore it was completely okay for Craig to godmod the fuck outta him.
You're fired, by the way. Have fun affording milk without a job, bitch!
>>11567624
>>11567635
>>11567662
>>11567676
No problem. Hope you enjoyed it.
>>11567647
Indeed!
>The skeleton is unaware of the spelling mistake within the anon's comment, as to him it is spoken dialogue and not text. For him to recognise there was a spelling mistake would be completely immersion-shattering and fourth wall breaking, so the skeleton remained unaware of the anon's underlying stupidity.
By the way, you spelt "genius" wrong.
>OH SHIT HE DID IT ANYWAYS! AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
>>11567712
And thank you, most losery of losers.
>>11567676
You redeemed yourself, nicely done for a human.
>>11567689
{She wants your Pokemon to get hurt, so you can buy more stuff from the pokemart}
>>11567705
Vengeance is an unnecessary. Only the weak hold and cling on to vengeance, if you need vengeance as an aid to complete your goals then you are weak willed.
The best Pokemon from Gen 4 is
>>11567731
I AM NO SU--...
Breath Koriand'r, breath...anger will only bring destruction...
I am no such thing! I happened to merely get the bad end of the stick this time around. It shall not happen again!
>>11567726
>>11567720
Weirdos.
>>11567564
Annnd...you! Big baby! Maybe you should get with the times, huh old man? C'mon! If you can't use it, just find a way around it.
>>11567746
Hmmm? Who said it was about the "necessary"? Why not do it for the fun of it, huh? You got a sense of hedonism up in there?
>>11567705
Yes, yes I would. You got a problem with that, chickie pie?
>>11567764
Alright then, maybe you can prove yourself in this game I'm hosting in 10 minutes. I'm just gonna fix all the spelling and grammatical mistakes I can find before hosting
>>11567758
Infernape.
>>11567770
You're talking to a genius, kid, it's only a matter of time before I figure out a million and one ways around all of that magical bullshit. I just need a little bit more time and experience with it, alright? And, hey, I'm not old!
>>11567787
You can bet on that boney behind of yours that I shall! It is..."on" as they say!
>>11567731
>luckily, being a skeleton prevented him from feeling any pain from his former boss beating him up. Which is good, cause after Craig turns away the skeleton pulls the rusted sword from his back and hurls it at Craig. Afterwards he turns away and begins walking while holding his bony middle finger up to imply that Craig can fuck himself.
You're lucky my friend isn't here or else you'd be bonemeal!
>>11567758
Garchomp
>>11567758
Lucario
>>11567779
Nope! Not one bit! Saaa~aaay. Do you prefer...the abstract, or the more traditional way of doing things?
>>11567798
Hah! I know! You're big and strong-looking, but even with your grey hair, youuu're...18, 19 at most! Right?
>She grins a big, childish grin.
That just means you've got plenty of time, doesn't it?
>>11567758
>>11567758
Assigore.
>>11567813
>Craig hears the sword getting thrown his way and turns to catch it, sticking out his hand to grab the hilt of the sword. His hand-eye coordination was a little lacking though and he fails to catch it, the sword instead smacking him upside the skull. The skeleton staggers back and manages to grab hold of his head before it snaps off, twisting it to ensure it remains screwed to his spine.
I bet your friend is a fag! The only bonemeal would be my bony ass, cause your friend would eat me out! Cause he's fuckin gay!
>>11567836
>>11567758
>That one.
>>11567844
Joke's on you! He's joining your next game!
>>11567758
>>11567831
found the furfag
>>11567835
Depends on what you're talking about. When it comes to pranks, I go all out on making them less wimpy as possible, so a bit on the abstract side there. And if it's teasing my pipsqueak bro, I stick to the traditions like 'Uncle' and various other things, y'know, like all siblings do.
>>11567859
I'll make sure to kill him off unceremoniously.
GIVE ME 24
THERE'S PROBABLY STILL ERRORS
THERE'S PROBABLY STILL MISTAKES
BUT GOSH DARN IT I AM HOSTING THIS FRICKIN GAME ANYWAYS!
>>11567835
Right on the money on both counts, kiddo. Glad you've at least got the common sense to recognize what a terrifying monster I am. Most people would be upset at getting beaten by a new technique, but like you said, I've got plenty of time. So, laugh it up while you can, but I've just learned I still have room to get stronger. And I've got a lot of time to make it happen.
...And for your information, it's been grey forever.
>>11567876
Lord Beerus
>>11567876
Gascoigne
>>11567876
Double King
>>11567876
Banjo Ryuga
>>11567876
Shikyoh
>>11567876
Kosaku Kawajiri
>>11567876
Usotsuki
>>11567876
Fighter
>>11567876
Crazy Frog's PISSED
>>11567876
Matt
>>11567876
Mio Sakamoto
>>11567876
A Brave Hiiro
>>11567876
Starfire
>>11567898
why does crazy frog have a dick
>>11567876
Ikkun
>>11567876
Skele-dor
>>11567876
Undenyably the best Pokemon
>>11567876
The Mayo Man
>>11567876
Pershina
>>11567876
Skull knight
>>11567876
Roxas
>>11567876
Karl Pilkington
>>11567876
Late Go
>>11567876
Late Brain
>>11567876
Late Chase
>>11567891
>>11567903
>>11567912
>>11567926
>>11567930
>>11567939
Grimes can you teach me how to be a really funny boy like you
>>11567876
Late Belt
>>11567876
Late Drive
>>11567876
Araragi Karen
>>11567876
Late Police Lady
bump????????
Starting in 3 minutes. Uh, hopefully for real this time.
>>11567958
Swap out one of Grimes's fillers for Karen, nobody will complain
>>11567958
bump the game. also swap
>>11567948
>>11567926
>>11567958
Most of it is the same person spamming filler though.
>>11567958
Start.
>>11567969
I can spam enough to fill a game, desu. It's not that hard.
>>11567873
Was that what I was talking about?
>There is no longer a short girl or woman in front of you.
>Instead, there is a chimeric being with the upper body of the girl, and a cat's ears and lower body, save for the back legs which look fairly like her own.
Nope.
>The sphinx chimera thing lets out a roar right in Bro's face, and it sure doesn't sound like it came from a short girl.
>>11567879
Hah! I'm half-crazy, not stupid! And a good guesser, too. So suck it up and stop whining about it, then!
>After a second, she tilts her head, sticking her tongue out.
Assuming you didn't dye it.
>>11567958
Expand!
>>11567958
I shall not lose so horribly this time! Please get on it with.
>>11567958
It's a long drive to the city. Be careful friends. Don't die.
>>11567981
you expand
:(
>>11567988
Alligators are higher up than frogs on the food chain, fun fact.
I knew it. Justice is weak as shit.
Are you sure you wanna confront that thing, Karl? It's leaking...
A fitting job for a monster, delivering joy to other tributes. Oh wait, no it isn't. Maybe he's poisoning it or something.
how could you forget that
>>11567981
You make a habit out of taunting monsters that're stronger than you, brat? Go poking a hornet's nest and you're eventually gonna get stung.
>>11568010
Yeah I'm sure! I'm not gonna stay quiet when he spent 500 quids on me card.
>>11568010
"...Spending sprees don't make me feel much either."
>Roxas tosses the card aside, looking at all the dumb shit he bought.
"...I should probably get rid of this."
>>11568010
There's not even the excuse of having a terrible memory, even I remembered what to bring. Potato salad is more than half the reason to even come to a picnic.
>>11568010
Justice:
Beating up senior citizens and stealing their wallet.
When people remember the Craig v Karen conflict, people remember me as the good guy.
Are you sad because of you've got a head like a fucking orange?
Mommy's gonna get a surprise when her kid gets high on MDMA instead of sugar.
>>11568010
I brought my own made at home Zerga'therlur sauce. I do not have the ingredients I would on Tamaran but, I did my best to make due with what is most available.
Oh, did someone forget to bring their things? That truly is too bad.
>>11568042
>senior citizen
>implying
>>11568013
I make a habit of taunting everything in existence until I take a liking to them. It's a freedom everyone can have, no matter how dumb it is. And boy it's fun to exercise that freedom! Not that you's know, apparently.
>>11568010
>>11568035
>>11568046
There's no need to whine about it, you two. How many people actually like the stuff, anyways?
>>11568042
Here, take the lizard! See, he's VERY excited to see you!
>>11568042
>triggered jazz hands.gif
>>11568042
"I don't buy it."
>Roxas sighs
"Is this about the credit card?"
>>11568042
A slide for peace
>>11568051
Grey hair = senior. Simple science.
>>11568057
So, what, you've got a deathwish, then? You're hoping some cosmic being'll latch onto the bait you're putting out and stomp you into the earth's core? What's the deal? You keep going like this, that's exactly what's gonna happen.
>>11568083
man sonic forces is looking pretty good
>>11568079
hey guys what's up
>>11568079
This is sick! What do you mean it's too scary?! There's no such thing as too scary! The scarier, the cooler! Don't you think this guy's badass?! I mean, just look at his mask! Look at how many steps go into his murder process, he's planning this whole thing out! Man, this better be one of those movies where they all die at the end..
>>11568057
Don't tell me you've never had potato salad before? You don't need to be a master chef but it's simple enough.
>>11568079
None of these people- or things- look like they can cook. Not one of them could make a simple sandwich I bet.
>>11567965
Thank you very much, Shijima!
>>11568079
"I used his credit card, he tried to kill me in my sleep."
>>11568105
"Hi, never met you before."
>>11568105
Not much, you?
>>11568105
"Take me back to my wife."
"I'm sorry, she doesn't exist anymore."
-Gascoigne's taxi interaction with Mio
Imagine getting mugged. Ha! What idiots!
>>11568126
just hosting this game and chilling
got a bone party later but i don't think i'll go, i'm feelin' pretty shit
>>11568125
Most don't live long enough when they do.
>>11568081
You can't be the biggest fish in the pond unless you know how the other big fish work, can you? If you can get them angry, that means they've got a weakness.
>>11568118
Hmmm? When'd I ever imply that, silly? I just said I don't like the stuff! It's gross.
>tfw Fursona 5 outfit
>>11568157
Roxas goes full ooga booga on Karen's ass. Now I know why so many people like him, it's because he kills dumb justice brats!
Fighter commits a heinous act.
>>11568167
That's the dumbest, most flawed logic I've ever heard in my life, pipsqueak. You do know I could kill you like-
>Garou snaps-
that if I really wanted to, right? If I weren't busy with other things, your brain would be in pieces along the concrete. You've gotta pick your enemies better, idiot. You piss everybody off, there's bound to come somebody that's got enough freetime to deal with you.
>>11568157
>The knife is jammed back and forth inside for a few moments before being pulled out and inserted right back in.
>>11568157
Whatever the hell this thing is the absolute last thing I'd want to drag me anywhere. I'll stop but only if you can guarantee I never see this thing again.
>>11568167
Does it really matter? It's all going down anyway. You won't grow any bigger if you're picky with your food, you know?
>>11568189
All awful choices here.
>>11568189
"Never did like dinosaurs."
>Roxas breaks off a bone, taking a swing at Karen and bashing her in the skull!
"Or people that keep following me around without saying anything."
>>11568189
pay up the rent you fucking cat
>>11568214
>Ikkun murders the degeneracy
GO IKKUN
>>11568185
i would fuck nights and puyopuyo
but of all the games i expected to be referenced to, persona was not one of them
>>11568214
Alright... Real fast, stealthy in and out. Haven't eaten in forever.. Just need a few pieces of bread, some ham, aaaaaand.. a j-
>Blasted
>>11568214
"I've just spent most of my day delivering packages and pushing a bag full of metal up a cliff. Pay up."
>>11568214
>>11568225
I had gotten tired seeing it follow me around since the gambling incident of '17, only a few nights around.
>>11568214
the bottom event isn't fatal btw
>>11568214
>this city lets murderers and drug dealers go free
>if you pirate a show they get the feds on you
Jesus.
>>11568254
The King's tax collectors are not that bright.
>>11568246
come touch me like i'm an ordinary man
there isn't an event that relates to this song but underneath my skin there is a violence
it's got a gun in its hands
>>11568254
Yeah but piracy is illegal
>>11568246
"This city is cold... I don't mind it."
>Roxas pulls up his hood, snow falling gently onto him.
"Feels less bad than summer."
>>11568271
>high speed illegal car chases
>eco-terrorism
>pollution problem
I see what's really wrong here. Piracy.
>>11568191
Yeah, that's right. You COULD! But you won't. And that's some of the best fun about it.
>Uso taps the side of her head.
It's fun, figuring out how people work, least for me. Some people, they only take a second. Others can take a lii-ttle more poking and prodding, or a lot.
...Besides, even if you did, it wouldn't matter for anything here, would it?
>>11568201
>Her eye twitches, but she keeps smiling.
Not all of us got the luxury of getting to grow up anymore, silly. Some of us already lost that opportunity.
>And then the girl shrugs dramatically.
Besiiides, how can't you see how much it sucks? Have you ever looked at the stuff? It looks gross!
>>11568271
Some fellas die. It's pretty alright
>>11568285
What, you don't think I devote all of my police force's resources on just piracy, do you? I mean, I do, but thinking that is pretty silly.
>>11568271
"Gimme my fucking munny!"
>Roxas takes his piggy bank from the crash, tucking it under his arm.
"Fucking hate thieves."
>>11568310
Bet you really think you know it all, don't you? Fine, but anything that happens to you is your own fault. I warned you, so don't come crying to me when there's some big bad guy after you because of something you said and I don't help.
>>11568326
Wrong slide. The commentary for that slide was "it seems Uso's forgetfulness has rubbed off on Ikkun."
>>11568341
"I got killed for pirating some TV show, what gay nonsense" - Ikkun
By adding the word "gay" I have made an extremely funny sentence
Winner next slide.
>>11568310
>What an unnerving juxtaposition.
"Losing the opportunity" makes it sound a lot more dramatic than it should. It really should just be a matter of not minding what you eat after all.
>>11568326
>>11568341
Not even my bad memory can account for this. Some freak time travel accident? No wonder I lost my job and forgot the potato salad but I'm accustomed to such Nonsense already.
>>11568371
"... nothing personal, just trying to win"
>Roxas looks to the Bone Knight.
"One of us is winning this tonight."
>>11568371
the winner is.....
>>11568371
Real funny, you useless bag of gay bones.
>>11568396
Rock Ass.
>>11568333
Not yet, I don't. But enough, I learn enough.
>Stretching a little, Uso flops on to her back and looks skywards, a satisfied grin on her face.
And I was right, wasn't I? You won't. Bet you'd write it off as a waste of effort at best.
>>11568374
Hm. Probably! Haha! Why bother when the window of opportunity's come and passed, as least you're not dumb.
>>11568409
Weeelll...he's better than the last one. Congrats! Thaanks, skeleman.
>>11568409
HELLO
>>11568398
Useless bag of gay bones? Do you think you can slap the word "gay" anywhere and have a funny sentence? Newflash, you can't. Only I gay can.
>>11568396
"Didn't think I'd get him over water like that..."
>He looks around, blinking rapidly.
"Wait, was that it? I won?"
>>11568409
"...I won"
>He can't quite pull off the fake grin or inflection in his voice, but he wants to try, and this is definitely on the right track.
post "it"
>>11568418
This is much better.
Thank you for the game, Most Boney of hosts.
>>11568413
Of course I won't, but don't mistake that for weakness, or mercy. It's just not worth my time, simple as that. You don't see a fly on the other side of the room and exert the effort to go kill it, and I won't do the equivalent by giving in to your empty taunts. But that doesn't mean that you should forget that I'm more than capable of ending you at any second, and the same goes for plenty of other people here. Satisfied with that answer, or are you going to find some way to be smug about that, too?
>>11568437
>>11568418
In summary, the Great Skeleton War still haunts me.
>>11568413
And a thaanks to you too. For playing.
>>11568439
And thank you, less losery of losers.
>>11568462
I shall take that title with much pride!
>>11568418
Come on now. Something like a congrats to Roxas and a thanks to you for hosting.
>>11568413
I hope you're not trying to flatter me to make me forget. It's just normal to bring something to eat if you attend a picnic, you can't be that dumb. Awful taste aside at least bring chips or something.
Any uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuh host plans?