/sug/ - Steven Universe General Let's Fuck Edition La

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gettin a song cunts

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I LOVE Centipeetle! I want to hear music with her!

Finally

Which gem was your most recent fap?

Just had a really good one with some sapphire and now I am satisfied.

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Reminder that big girls need big love

>>11546863
I've been fapping to OKKO shit for a while. Can't remember the last time I fapped to SU.

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Why these threads so dead? :(

Hi, Khascoil here! I will be taking "simple" and "easy" requests for your liking. I will not do any of your fetishes.

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>>11546863
Peridot.
>>11546917
There should really be more OK KO /ss/.

>>11546946
hye ayt uss

>>11546917
>>11546979
I am in desperate need of more carol.

She makes me feel good the most.

>>11546972
steven befriending a shuckle

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I drew this based on a thread from like 2 days ago on /co/ and I just finished it

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>>11547004

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>tfw we meet Jade and she's not remotely cute
>tfw she's just a gross bug

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>>11546972
Peridot and Dendy clothing swap.

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>>11546946
Hiatus is getting to people, that's why.

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yellow zircon needs lewds

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>>11547027
Funny you mention that, I have half of what you're looking for saved from another thread.

What is your favorite movie?

>>11547023
good

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Gems should watch videos on their tablets

what if steven was into guro

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>>11546863
I only fap to lapis fat as fuck and on my dick.

>>11547079
my 5 year old niece has one and it always makes me so angry seeing her with that

she is too young for that shit and secondly she should actually be going outside and playing imagination

>>11546972
your favorite gem petting a kitten.

I'm looking for a girlfriend. I am a girl, no fucking flakes I want a committed relationship with potential marriage.

>>11547079
You should watch videos on your tablet with me

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>>11547025
Bugs are cute.
>>11547063
Not sure.
I really like Naked Lunch, Robocop, Watership Down, and the Thing though.

>>11547090
I mean, we don't know if he isn't unless he see his search history

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same centi

>>11547117
>no flakes
Stop being flake-racist you pedo

>>11547063
Ed wood the movie, which if anyone doesn't know. It's about a straight transvestite named Ed Wood who attempts to make it into movies with a drug addicted bela lugosi.

What if steven found out he was super into other people getting pearlified at the worst possible time

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>>11547143
cute girls eat a weird bugs and don't even care

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>no su character will ever be this cute

does the show have dvds? id like to support it but im mostly finding non US dvds...

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same lappis

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>>11547117
Have you considered a KO tulpa?

>>11547182
>YD has Steven and one oh his female friends captured
>Pearlifies her in from of Steven as torture
>He gets an erection

>>11547197
>dvd
Listen up, gramps. Now we have this thing called "digital payment." You pay for a video file on this thing called "iTunes"

>>11547190
>>11547207
Can we make /okkosu/ so we get more activity

>>11547172
I don't have time for flighty flakes. I'm not some one-night-stand slut.

>>11547207
I'm not that autistic.

>>11547140
That's all I've been doing all day.

>>11547222
Not that guy, I believe in physical media. The blu ray collection needs to get bigger. DVD's are for movies/shows that don't have blu rays.

>>11547222

that always seemed dumb to me, I like to have the DVDs so I can, you know, watch them on my TV. id even get a blu ray.

On a scale of 1 to suicide, how depressed is Rebecca after losing yet another emmy?

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>>11547236
I told you niggas to do that weeks ago.

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Listen to your Diamond!

>>11547221
>YD raises eyebrow
>"What is this...?"
>Steven blushes and covers his massive dong.
>"Uuhhh... It's nothing!"

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>>11546816
good edition

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same perlllllllllll

https://youtu.be/aMDDLFhNmdM

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>>11547281
MORE SEXY LARS!!!!

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Could you imagination how fucked up it would be if after Connie dies Amythest shapshiftes in Connie?

>Steven is on his bed looking at all the pictures of him and Connie over the years.
>Amethyst is sat next to him looking at him worried.
>His face is pale and hollow as he just stares at the pictures.
>Amethyst says "H=hey Steven? you want to play some games?
>Steven doesn't say a word.
>"Or maybe we can go out for doughnuts? does that sound fun?
>Steven is still silent like he doesn't even know she's their.
>What was Amethyst to do? she couldn't take this anymore she wanted her old Steven back.
>It was then she got the perfect idea just the thing to cheer him up.
>In a flash of light she changed her form.
>Steven slowly turns his head to the right.
>His lifeless eyes suddenly grow wide.
>His mouth falls open.
>It was Connie...Amethyst had shapshifted into a near perfect version of Connie as she was only a few years before her death just as beautiful as Steven remembered.
>Amethyst said "Hey Steven so do you want to go on an adventure with the human you love the most?
>Steven dropped the picture in his hands as his hands began to shake.
>Tears began to rush down his face as he looked up at Amethyst.
>Amethyst looked on in fear as she had never seen Steven look at her like this.
>His face was all red the tears were a rushing stream,
>Amethyst said "S-Steven? are you ok?.....
>Suddenly Steven vomited over the floor.
>He said through chokes "Stay away from me!
>He quickly ran out of the house leaving Amethyst by herself.
>Amethyst looked at her self and a terrible feeling rushed through her.
>She had only just realised she had made the biggest mistake in her entire life.

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new trapis

>>11547322
cool weenie, lapis

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>no power to the 22th if I'm lucky.

>>11547346
>22th
> 2 2 t h

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>>11547258
>On a scale of 1 to suicide
Murder-suicide

>>11547285
>Steven tries to hide how aroused he is
>But he can't stop looking
>YD stands nearby, bemused

>>11547240
Are ya bored?

>>11547368
Very.

>>11547322
i want to tug her cute peen

>>11547316
Greg deserved it

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>>11547337
She has a cute feminine dick

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>>11546844

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>>11547316
Come on, Amethyst may not be the brightest gem, but she wouldn't do this.

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>>11547460

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>>11547316

>>11547407
Do you want to watch me play a boring game?

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mean.

>>11547322
Hey I recognize this. IdrawwhatIwant did this. He don't draw much SU but he's pretty good.

what if peridot ran at you with a knife

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>>11547441
More accurate version.

>>11546816
This is a nice ship.

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>>11547534
After posting that pic, I check the archive for his SU pics. He had some good ones, a couple of them as requests on /co/, as I remember seeing them in the old booru

>>11547579
Yeah but he mostly does Harry Potter stuff. Still, he's a pretty good artists and genuinely cool dude.

>>11547117
well im down for a committed relationship with potential marriage but the only downside is im a guy, if youre ok with that.

>>11547596
No.

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>>11547316
That scene in Maximum Capacity was probably the most fucked up and adult scene in the series thus far.

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HEY /SUG/ YOU GUYS KNOW ABOUT DEGENERATE ARTISTS WHO DO I LOOK AT TO FIND TO DRAW GURO OF THESE FUCKIN THINGS

>>11547617
fair enough, have fun searching

>>11547561
That depends, did we roll for initiative?

>>11547505
Can't stuck on phone internet right now.

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>>11547316
>Steven snaps.
>He forces Amythest onto the bed,
>"I knew you would never leave me I can't live without you!
>Steven forces Amethyst into a kiss.
>Amythest shouts "Stop Steven I'm not Connie please this has gone to far!
>Steven whips out his cock.
>"I need you again I want to feel you again!
>Steven proceeds to rape Amethyst.
>Just before he cums he says through his sobbing "I love you Connie! and fills Amethysts womb up with his pent up cum.

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>>11547207
did someone say tulpa?

>>11547435
>>11547322
tiny pee pee is cute

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>>11547621
We have a guy that comes by sometimes.
Don't know if he has a name or anywhere he posts his art.

>>11547576
Not really.

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>>11547316
>>11547643

>>11547635
That's fine, another time.

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>>11547674
The original post had the picture misspelled her name/

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oh gosh

heck no

>>11547740
whats the matter anon?

What if Holly took a long stinky piss on your new bedsheets?

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>>11547117
I'm down, here's my most recent selfie!!

>>11547781
You're beautiful darling.

>>11547727
It IS misspelled.

>>11547781
kill yourself bro

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>>11547781
you're beautiful

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>>11547835
Oh, I see it now.

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>>11547643
that's the good shit

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What episode are we up to?

I think I watched up to like the first part of season4.

Is this still the same hiatus or has new shit come out?

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>>11547835
Okay, now it's accurate.

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Could Homeworld stand up against the Combine?

>>11547971
We've been on hiatus for a year.

>>11547971
Season five episode four, I think.

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Periblob

>>11548023
We hardly know much of Homeworld, we can't really say.

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>>11547971
Catch up anon, you missed Jasperdemption

>>11547765
?__?

>>11547643
>Amethyst's primal instincts kick in
>She grabs the muscle surrounding Steven's anus, and pulls as hard as she can
>His rectum immediately prolapses 9 inches
>His cherry red butt fruit dangles below his furry ass
>Stevens bellows in pure agony
>Amethyst grabs his now unprotected penis and thrusts her pointy rock nipples into his urethra
>A major blood vessel in his penis is punctured, and blood gushes out of his erect penis like a fountain

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>>11548098

>>11548023
You'd have to be dumb as a rock to have precognition and time travel and still be defeated.

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Remember that Blue pearl is lying

Look at my 8.

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>>11548288
nice

Lapis/Amethyst interactions when?

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>>11548288
seven vaganias eight nine dicks

So why are the CGs afraid of Yellow Diamond agian? She hasn't really done anything yet. And the show makes a point to tell you she's a threat to the planet but she doesn't seem to give a shit about Earth. Hell, Steven escaped from her twice. Why are we supposed to be scared of her again?

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>>11548372
her pumped up kicks

>>11548372
didn't she say she wanted earth wiped off the map?

>>11548427
Yeah she said that but other than that, she's not really doing anything about it. It struck me more like:

>"Hey, is Earth gone yet?"
>"No"
>"Alright, let me know when Earth's gone"
Don't hype up a villain and then just have her dick around for a whole season.

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>>11548306
ultra soon

>>11548372
renewed interest in earth, the 4 of them are powerless against her, she wants to destroy everything that love? with "message received" and "that will be all", they know she still wants to see the cluster project to the end.

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>>11548372
She still thinks the Cluster would destroy the Earth, why waste time and resources when as a busy as her?

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I just want them to say one work to each other.

>>11548460
Yes, but again, she's not actually doing anything. I thought with how much they built her up, she'd invade Earth or something. Show up personally when Peridot smack talks her. Anything really. She's just not threatening. She's like that one dog at your friend's house that has a "beware of dog" sign and it turns out to be a puppy.

why don't you go check on teh curry

>>11548478
*Word

>>11548477
I understand that. My real issue is: why build her up if she ultimately does nothing? If the antagonist doesn't care, why should I?

>>11548458
well, she's cool with waiting because she thinks earth will be destroyed soon. Once she figures out that's not happening, presumably she'll get back at it with something.

>>11548533
I think it's still building up. Homeworld would know the truth, one way or another.

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I'm here to take a nap

>>11548559
>>11548549
>I think it's still building up
But why though? Wasn't that the point of S4? The trailers, the foreshadowing, everything pre S4? It just strikes me as bizarre that they'd just spend so much time going "oh look out for YD, she's a badass" and she doesn't do anything. It's things like this that make me wonder if Sugar has a plan for this show of if she's just making shit up as she goes.

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>>11548565
LAZULI WAKE UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUP

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>>11548687

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>>11548651
... what?

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>>11548728
YOU'RE SITTING ON STEVEN

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>>11548743
really? I don't feel anything

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>>11548772
CHECK YOUR FOLDS

NO THE OTHER FOLDS

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>>11548721
>>11548687

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>>11548306
Lapithyst machine broke, check again next month.

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>>11548804
I don't see anything. Are you playing with me?

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>>11548908
IT'S TOO LATE HE'S ALREADY BEEN ABSORBED INTO YOUR FAT

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>>11548926
spoopy

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>>11548478
I wonder what kinda fun and gross things they'd talk about.

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Mirror Gem
Ocean Gem
The Message
The Return
Jailbreak
Chille Tid
Super Watermelon Island
Same Old World
Barn Mates
Hit The Diamond
Alone at Sea
Beta
Back to the Moon
Video Chat
Gem Harvest
The New Crystal Gems
Room for Ruby

what are lapis' best appearances w/ speaking roles in your opinion

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>>11548925
That's a shame. But I'm sure he'll have fun down there

What do you call two niggers fucking?
[/spoiler]Fucking niggers![spoiler]

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>>11548936
Nigga fuse

>>11548983
oh lapis, you're so funny

>>11548972
Mirror Gem/Ocean Gem are awesome
The rest of her best appearances are all Malachite/Jasper related though lmao

>>11548972
She sucks in all of them

>>11548972
Her introduction arc and the chart short are the only appearances that she is actually good in.
Jaibreak was cool but I keep thinking about how stupid it was for her to fuse with Jasper in the first place.

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>>11548972
I like SOW, Video Chat, and RfR a lot out of the recent ones. Need more non-barn focus.

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>>11547236
Speaking of ok ko
Theyre already having a crossover episode..

>>11549155
Video Chat and RfR were both barn.

>>11549153
Malachite made her and her dynamic with Jasper super interesting, it's just she hasn't been used well after unfusing

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>>11548977
what would happen if two fat fucks fuse?

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>>11549362
>Lars' feet

>>11549442
They weren't about barn through, like BM/Beta/GH were.

>>11549477
That'll change S5/S6

>>11549537
I was told this for S4 and she only had 3 episodes so I'll wait and see

>>11549583
“It was me!” yelled Peridot excitedly, “I impregnated Lapis!"

>>11547236
Fuck off and make your own general, don't forget to actually post in it if you love ok ko so much you have to post it in other people's threads when it has nothing to do with what others are talking about.

>>11547236
>/okkosug/
>not /oksug/

>>11549592
it's different this time

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>>11549480
Something magical

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>>11549600

>>11549477
Malachite is one of my favorite fusions and all but she only existed because Lapis is a vindictive tard.
She could have water tossed Jasper into the distance or smashed her instead of imprisoning them both for seemingly no reason.

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>>11549634

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I want emerald to get a song

Send more centipeedle lewd

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>jasper will never crush you with her nude body
life sucks sometimes

>>11548598
Are you the science fag from yesterday? When the show comes back you'll get your answer, for now stop whining.

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I want to see Steven and/or Connie get [lolspoiler]gently, non-sexually[/spoiler] momdommed.

>>11549658
I like that she's a vindictive bitch!
If they don't continue the Malachite arc and Alone at Sea really was the wrap up, I would agree that it was all pointless since all it did was make jasper a slut. Least we got a giant woman fight I guess.

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>>11549687

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>>11549706
>t-the juice is loose...

>You will never turned into a peridot against your will

>>11549731
one pump chump

>>11549750
i'd rather die

>>11549750
id love to be a peridot, fucking force me into it please

>>11549703
nah, AAS would be a shit wrapup, and lapis is still pretty vindictive while jasper is still a slut

>>11549658
>>11549153
jasper and steven made her want to take control of her and somebody else's life by choosing to become a jailer instead of remaining a prisoner, and keeping jasper trapped in malachite and subsequently feeling guilty but still wanting to go back to it are the only things she has done on so far that made her interesting because, even if it was done out of a selfish desire and consisted of needlessly hurting someone else who was unrelated to her entrapment in the mirror, it gave her more depth than the depression memes the writers build her character on now do. now she's just cowardly and sad. vindictive lapis is cooler than wooby lapis. everything is cooler than wooby lapis.

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>>11549629
Such a goddess

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>>11549774
if you like peridot you're probably already a peridot

>>11549797
alright so im a peridot then? fucking thank god

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>>11549758
And proud of it.

>>11549816
kill yourself for being worst gem

>>11549817
ew

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>>11549836
jokes on you i already want to die

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>>11549785
More body to worship

>>11549879
good, one less cancerfag to shit up this board

http://archiveofourown.org/works/11690694

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>>11549911
>Must be a male\male ship
Nice, now this should be interesting
>The first chapter is male Lapidot

>>11549975
Is that really the only problem you have?

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>>11549894
How would you pamper your goddess?

>>11549780
This.
Lapis' character was supposed to subvert the damsel in distress trope, so mad that Zuke gave her depression and ruined Peridot as well

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>>11550158
With a nice meal, or 5

>>11550042
They were also too short desu

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>>11550214
That sounds nice and filling, and what would you do after?

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>>11550346
A nice belly rub of course

>>11550173
the zuke is dead, long live zuke

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Okay I just might,

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>>11550380
Would you playfully slap her belly until she accidentally burps?

>>11549765
>Implying Yellow Diamond will let you die
>Implying she won't watch your humanity fade away bit by bit as you're turned into a Peridot
>Implying she have other peridots break you until you accept your new position

>>11550173
You know this whole idea that a single writer can somehow subvert and ruin a character is bullshit. Everything is approved by the show-runner. Blaming individual writers for stuff you don't like is nonsense. That's just not how it works.

>>11550493
off yourself matt, i'll just blame everythin on you then

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>>11550465
I think a nice belly shake will be more effective

>>11550474
All you have to do is call you a clod and YD will shatter/kill you on the spot.

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What if Lars's mom was fucked in front of a window for all of Beach City to see?

>>11547363
>YD demands Steven reveal this appendage.
>She threatens his friends until he agrees.
>YD gets a long and thorough look.
>Steven Jr. gets harder and thicker.
>Peridot, I bring me all information regarding what this... thing's... purpose is.
>Steven starts to put his painful erection away.
>YD I did not grant you permission to hide it.

>>11547781
Fucking hell, man! You've got serious balls to post nudes.

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>>11548255
Photographic evidence.

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what is happening to me

This thread is designed to make me feel bad, you're all horrible people.

>>11550484
grizz a cute

>>11549687
~sigh~ BM... Lapis doesn't wear panties.

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>>11550793
hey buddy

>>11549701
My god, it's my boyhood fantasy...

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Gotta go, see you tomorrow

>>11550815
okay what about pants on head bad?

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>>11550805
she wears boxers

>>11550945
>skin-tight volleyball shorts
yum

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>>11550525
Would you compliment her figure, no matter how gross she feels or looks?

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>>11550991
>>11550945
That looks more like the shadow of her dress to me.

>>11550540
No, she knows you don't want to be a Peridot, you think she thinks the others wanted to be Pearls? She's going to let the peridot gem do it's thing until you're happily organizing new kindergartens.

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>>11551012
are you implying she goes around naked?
she's not a SLUT

Guys, I'm on a train with my mother, please do not post any delicious gem porn that would give me a massive erection.

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>>11551069
Okay

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>>11551069
ok

>>11550562
Who the fuck jacks off to a human spaghetti noodle? THAT KIND OF BEND IS NOT NATURAL

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>>11551069
your mother shouldn't be looking over your shoulder peeping at your stuff anyway, nosy bitch

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>>11547346

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>>11550998
I mean, I could compliment her even more as she gets bigger

>>11550562
Dude, I can suspend my disbelief of human anatomy for porn but not by this much.

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>>11551143
>>11551166
Shit taste.

>>11551057
Slut is all she s by now
How do yu think she got Peridot so sensitive and caring about her?

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>>11551161
Would you let her gorge herself as much as she pleases, or would you stop her from getting TOO obese?

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>>11551057
She doesn't go around naked. She just goes without panties.

In honor of hiveswap finally coming out, are there any pics of Peridoodly Doo next to Pantskat?

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>>11551160
Here's the 2nd part to that.

>>11551069
Don't browse /sug/ in public. Try talking to your mom, look at the view from the train, or listen to some music. But don't browse /sug/ on the train.

>>11551148
Don't insult my mom
>>11551288
My mom's busy on her own phone, only occasionally lifting her head to complain about dumbasses from her guild in whatever mmo she's playing nowadays

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>>11551340

>>11551235
I have to let her known when it's time of much. I can't let a goddess turn into a disgusting pig, right?

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>>11551340
HEY MOM YOU SOUND HOT WANNA FUSE

>>11551367
Does cheeto dust also heal gems?

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>>11551434

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>>11551449
Yes, but it gets everywhere.

>>11551069
what are you, a fucking pussy?
If you get a stiffy, just have your ma hop your knob while you think about your geode of choice

>>11551465
Can I lick it off her?

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>>11551451
ARE YOU MOM

ALSO ON A RELATED NOTE TO CATCH UP ON SOMETHING I SAW ON HERE LAST NIGHT: I SAID "ARE YOU MOM" RATHER THAN SOMETHING LIKE "ARE YOU MY MOM" BECAUSE I'M NOT A FUCKING IDIOT LIKE THAT AQUAMARINE BITCH, I KNOW HOW VOCABULARY WORKS, I JUST DON'T KNOW HOW ANYTHING ELSE WORKS

BIT OF INSIGHT ON HER, SHE'S ALWAYS BEEN A BITCH EVER SINCE SHE CAME OUT OF THE HOLE

>>11551517
um actually are you my mom is more correct, read a fucking book dumbass fucking retard

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>>11551395
Of course, but can you really deny a goddess what she wants? Wouldn't that make you a heretic?

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>>11551550
>READING BOOKS
YOU FUCKING PRIMITIVES

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>>11551287

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>>11551517
If you asked Lapis "are you mom" instead of "are you my mom", how would she know if you were asking her if "mom" was her name, if she was somebody else's mom, or if she was your mom? By specifying that you want to know if she is YOUR mom you are making the question much clearer.

>>11551567
If she wants to engulf food to look like a disgusting animal, who am I to interrupt her?

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>>11551513
$5.

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>>11551630
OH

PLEASE EXCUSE MY IGNORANCE I HAVE AIDS AND MY MENTAL STATE IS CONSTANTLY BEING TORMENTED BY BEING CRAMPED IN A TINY BUBBLE WITH SHIT WI-FI WHILE ROSE AND THE CRYSTAL CUNTS ARE HAVING FUN SOMEWHERE ELSE

>>11551635
> engorge herself with

>>11551655
>pulling the AIDS card
pathetic

>>11551647
Sounds a little expensive, I just want to help her get clean. Can I lick her wherever I please?

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>>11551697
IT'S TRUE I FUCKED A GEM MONSTER

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>>11551711
Sure.

>>11551720
You also fucked your own mommy and should be very ashamed of yourself. I hope you've learned something while you've been sitting in time out in your bubble.

>>11551720
>pulling the "i can't help fucking dogs" card
pathetic

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>>11551766

>>11551765
That seems worth it. Is she willing to cum all over my face?

>>11551820
Animated lewd gifs are cringey and unsexy, especially rotoscoped ones. And daughters shouldn't be groping their mom's boobs. Now you have to stay in your bubble for a whole extra season.

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>>11551844
Caring about what you do to her form enough to cum costs extra.

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we're making brownies

>>11551879
Did Lapis bring the pot?

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Hey /sug/ I need some advice

Talking to this girl I'm friends with, who has a boyfriend. She's a bit younger than me, under 21, but not too much.

We've been hanging out recently and she asked to come over to watch a movie with me on Tuesday; I didn't have work in the morning, so I was already drinking a little by the time she came over. After some talking, she said she wanted to try some and I told her only if she didn't drive home, so she decided she could spend the night. I got a little drunk and gave her a few shots, but just enough to get her a little tipsy for her first time. She says some weird stuff like, 'I hope I don't get drunk enough to suggest we bang.' But I didn't steer into anything and all that happened was that we ended up cuddling while we slept. He hung out that morning, and then she went over to her Boyfriend's to hang out before work, who didn't know she spent the night.

I see her at work again Wednesday night and we get to talking, and I tell her, "Yeah, I only got a little drunk last night because I didn't want to be hungover at work tonight. But I have off Saturday, so Friday I'm gonna get real wasted." - She said she had Saturday off too, and that we could probably drink together again. I tell her that's cool, and I'll get some alcohol she might actually like this time. And she said she'd like that.

I texted her today, telling her I got my holiday bonus at work so I had a ton of booze money and tried to strike up a conversation, but it was all one to two word responses, with a few smile faces thrown in.

Now, I'm just not sure what to do, in general. I'm an over bearing guy - Should I offer to drive her to my house this time, since she made a joke about how expensive gas was and how far away I lived? I'm just nervous. I am gonna see her at work today though.

She also said we might hang out Saturday too, if she can reschedule a date with her boyfriend.

What do you guys think?

>>11551872
How much extra? I need this.

>>11549163
That's rad

>>11551944
kill yourself shitdotfag

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>>11551967
I dunno... like $3 more?

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Time to mix!

>>11551893
No but she helped me get the bowl out.

>>11551944
shut up

>>11552019
That sounds fine. Can she pretend to be into it?

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>>11552095
~sigh~
eh, fine.

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Can't forget to liberally butter the pan.

>>11552120
Helpful!

>>11551879
>>11552025
>>11552120
These are so cute. Let us know how the brownies come out

>>11551879
Fat fuck Lapis is probably gonna eat all the brownies.

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All poured in.

>>11552131
Make sure to do so so your cakes won't stick and burn!

>>11552150
I will when they're done.

>>11552195
She's already tempted to eat the batter...

>>11552118
Can we hug and sleep together after?

>No new episodes
>Cancerous Avatarfags
>Clearly underage posters, not called out
>Eveyone of importance had left.
>Hiatus has no end in sight.
Welp.

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>>11552236
Where were you when Steven Universe was canceled?

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And now they should be done in about 40 minutes. I'm on baited breath!

>>11552352
throw shitpis in with it

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Do not eat batter with raw eggs or you will get sick!

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Spend the interim pondering this.

>>11552368
She's too busy playing with goomy to watch the brownies!

>>11552452
are these plushes available in stores?

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>>11552481
The Lapis I think is only available online for now. The pokemon is from the Pokemon Center website.

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WHERE'S MY VIDEO GAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAMEESSSSS

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>on baited breath
Bet you've also got 'tender hooks.'