RWBY/RT Trash General #552: Another Gay Edition
Previous threads:
https://desuarchive.org/trash/search/text/RWBY%2FRT%20Trash%20General%20/type/op/
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>1. Read the Pastebin: http://pastebin.com/UmEaBVGW
>2. Arguing about the thread isn't discussion
>3. By the gays, for the gays.
1080P Episode Archive: https://mega.nz/#F!S1E3wTRQ!4RH3D97O1-ZiW_lMAu7xog
RWBY Chibi episode 17 link: http://wpc.1765a.taucdn.net/801765A/video/uploads/videos/b1f54cfe-994b-45e5-8af0-c336f386d6a9/index.m3u8
RWBY now in Blazeblue:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a2Qw-ztFrK4
Volume 5 Weiss Character Short:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bZAS_rzgCE0
Volume 5 Blake Character Short:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mTJzFCebdvQ&t=0s
>>11544151
faggotry
Jaunefags make the worst OPs. What a surprise.
SEX WITH WEISS AND RUBY !!!!
>>11544201
Here's some different gay for you.
l e s b i a n s
>>11544256
At least post the lesbian version to make it gay.
>>11544251
>Weiss not the one being double teamed.
Something is wrong here.
BEST SHIP
>>11544201
I made the decision to have the gays make this edition, so I'll take responsibility for it. If you don't like the OP, I'm the guy you should come at.
>>11544330
I'm glad we have first members
>>11544330
Just link to the actual post instead of posting a screencap which has been cancerified by tumblr.
http://roosterteeth.com/post/51340111
>>11544364
Why does every image Tumblr touches turn to garbage?
>>11544388
Because you save the image without fixing the size first
>>11544364
It was cancerfied by those that post on the RT posts anyway, there's no difference
>>11544388
Probably to save money on bandwidth.
>>11544388
Filesize limit. The same reason why their gifs are awful.
>I have to say, this doesn't fix the problem it should of been left first get it a day early with non-first site members getting it a day after first then it being released on YouTube a week later. Which i was lead to believe this was the case as when the first post about show timetables came out it was stated at rwbys wouldn't be changing and it was staying same, as spoilers are a problem. As well I've also noted through watching the changes at it feels as if Non-First are being pushed to the side as First made the top priority. which sucks for does of us who aren't first as it hurts us and forces to extremes to see shows early. Hopefully Roosterteeth reads this understands my point of view on the matter
Rare footage of a RT fan not being a dick rider.
>>11544415
Not the same anon. I was long ago inducted into the ways of _raw.
>>11544330
>to long didn't read
Is it a safe bet that this is just the usual cringy tumblr shit we've come to expect?
What did he mean by this?
>>11544804
No it's just a screenshot of this >>11544364
>>11544819
Your mom's snapchat is in it now.
>>11544867
fug
>>11544831
Oh okay then, thanks anon.
>>11544364
I like his doggo, also I'm not surprised once agian they're probably struggling with a deadline that stems from their own poor planning.
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>>11544988
ya fucked it up
I hope you are proud of yourself
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Blacked......
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>>11545007
>Options: neko
>>11545005
This is not funny or endearing. You are annoying and I'm going to report your shitposts /co/.
>>11545073
do you really fucking think he isn't aware of that?
>>11545073
Just filter the image MD5, really easy if you're using 4chanX
>>11545073
How much of a faggot do you have to be........................to falsely report things.................you don't like?
The answer is................how ever big of a faggot you are
And you are a............................pretty big faggot
>>11545105
Technically it's spam so it's not a false report
>>11545136
So me posting the same eight images every thread is spam but fagposters posting the same two dozen images or so every thread isn't?
Really makes me think you fun hating faggot
lemme guess? Triggered wite cuccboi?
Never change RWBYg.
>>11545163
You are clinically retarded.
>>11545005
How could I have fucked it up if I got dubs?
>>11545085
I know. I mostly ignore him but I don't want him feeling too comfortable here.
>>11545184
>hehehehe ur stooped XD
Not an argument
>>11545191
>I don't want him feeling too comfortable here.
Look out everyone we got an internet tough guy!
>>11545163
because you spam them all at once, where fags post their shit throughout the thread.
Also you spam a dumb meme.
>>11545234
No, you are actually mentally deficient.
Who gives a shit if people post the same images randomly? You are the only person to ever complain about them.
Then you try to make a point about it by posting images you think might be offensive, over and over again back-to-back in the threads with exactly zero contribution to anything, and now that after a few weeks someone tells you to fuck off you go off like a tased orangutan and start spouting memetastic one-liners as if you had somehow won an important argument.
You are just a moron who desperately wants to be contrarian.
>>11545284
>t. baby dick wite boi
>>11545284
So you prefer a steady stream of shit as appose to a gaint spurt of shit all at once?
I personally don't see the difference but okay.
>>11545313
Not an argument.
>>11545163
>>11545234
/pol/-kun, I can see that you're unhappy here. Why don't you move on from this place? Put it behind you and move on to better things.
>>11545309
lol fag
>>11545318
maybe
>>11545326
Juggalo fucker I love it here due to all the bait taking fucking idiots
>>11545317
That's just what separates it from being spam.
>>11545326
Nigger niger, spic nigger!
>>11545343
God, you are worthless. It's all the worse seeing these childish posts knowing you're a 26 year old man. Was annoying people on the internet worth missing out on a romantic life and probably a decent job? I understand you came from a tough background but you seem to have done nothing to try and better yourself from that.
>>11545415
Stop taking the bait dum dum
>>11545317
I really wish you weren't influenced by my posts. I know you look up to me as a hero, but you shouldn't. I am a loser. When you turn 18 I don't want you to imitate me.
>>11545164
>The EVERYONE ON 4CHAN IS RIGHT-WING meme.
>Accuses every other site of being a hugbox and echo chamber while trying to make 4chan into one.
Stop giving them (you)s
>>11545415
God, you are worthless. It's all the worse seeing these childish posts knowing you're a 20-30 year old man. Was arguing with a nigger hating shitposter worth missing out hours of time that could have been better spent? I understand you have a cock sucking addiction but you seem to have done nothing to fix it. Not even going to Rehab
In spite of everything, I hope we find each other again in 30 days when the mass exodus happens. And then again, in the coming year's hiatus.
I look forward to seeing how season 5 and another year's passage changes us. What shitposting will ultimately prevail?
Think of the top four characters on your Beaconship. They're now gangbanging you. Who is it and is the sex good?
>>11545522
Shitposting is a ladder. Either you (You) or you die.
>>11545533
>Roman
>Neo
>Ruby
>Penny
Yes.
>>11545522
I shall prevail and when we returned to the promised land I shall shitpost more and harder than ever before and shall potentially become the Shitpost king! Unless Octavian the faggot returns, then the title shall automatically go to him
>>11545533
>Weiss
>Nora
>Neo
>Ironwood
Between Neo and Nora I doubt I'm making it out alive. Not to mention what happens with Nora's Semblance and Ironwood's other half.
If RWBYg had a mythology who would be the "characters" in it?
>Octavian the faggot
>Cow the Milker of women
>Neon poster the poster of Neon
>/pol/-kun the hater of Juggalos
etc
Hey guys, maybe one day we should have a thread where we talk about RWBY instead of just arguing about the thread.
>>11545603
fuck off you nigger cuck cuck cuck nigger ooga booga nigger faggot
>>11545603
See you in 30 days.
>>11545522
Of course we'll find each other. We're all going to the same place.
As for new forms of shitposting, you just know that (unintentionally hilarious event) will rack up a lot of shitposting. And we can't forget Volume 5 introducing (minor female character), who will join Reese and May as staple RWBYg meme waifus.
>>11545533
> Emerald
> Roman
> Ruby
> Cinder
God fucking damn it. If Roman wasn't so entertaining I could've had a heterosexual experience. Regardless, it would all be nice anyway.
Reese
Undeniably definitely absolutely Reese
>>11545602
_raw anon, the guardian angel of image quality.
salt anon, god of sodium chloride
xth for Syria
https://youtu.be/UaS6dbnAl3A[embed]
>FNKI
>M&K said that we'd see more of them this season
>Ilia
Really activates your almonds, doesn't it.
>>11545602
>Foot licker anon
>Reese anon
>May anon
>Cinder worshipers but especially Misa
>The coming and going artists
>All homo anons
>>11545602
Neoposter the time wizard.
>>11545657
I dispute that. Reese is very debatable. We have not even established the fundamentals of Reese, to say nothing of Reese as some sort of universal truth.
>>11545675
What would an Atlasean team be doing in Haven?
>>11545675
>M&K said that we'd see more of them this season
>>11545705
Yeah, just like the flashback with Pyrrha's mom in volume 3
>>11545678
>May anon
we are a legion
>>11545689
Helping Winter, of course. When Atlas is having major PR problems, they send in their most popular hunter team alongside their military missions.
Man, Blake trailer was really lame compared to the Weiss one.
>we are a month away from volume 5
>only two trailers
>of the two worst parts of volume 4
>no promo art
>>11545746
>most popular hunter team
So probably the ones that actually made it to the finals then?
>>11545775
Blake is the worst part of every volume.
>>11545796
This is a fact
>>11545775
It is just the Rooster Teeth way. They'll finish it all at the last possible moment, yet it will still be a success.
>>11545725
Indeed. How could you not like this cute lesbian slav?
>>11545725
>>11545820
Dumb slav
>>11545796
as much as I hate Blake I have to disagree, the bullying arc was the worst part of volume one and the Breach was the absolute lowest point of the entire series
>>11545902
I always skip the bully arc when I rewatch.
And yeah, Breach was just truly truly awful. Tbh they should just remake the ending for volume 2 and pretend it never happened.
>>11545966
But think about all the people that got hurt
>>11545983
It saddens me that a bakery got crushed. I hope it wasn't one of those cute little family ones.
>>11545746
>this
As always Atlesians specialize in just about everything including state propaganda.
>>11545533
Ironwood, Weiss, Winter, Neo
I feel like this would take place in a meat freezer on top of piles of money.
>>11544336
Indeed! Yang's got more space for carrying Flavors.
>>11544151
this is intrinsically disordered
I want Yang to suck my dick then spit my cum into Blake's mouth.
>>11546755
>I want Yang to suck my dick then spit my cum into Ruby's pussy.
Fixed
>>11545460
Okay anon though it is just harmless shitposting, who do you look up to as a hero anon?
>>11546755
>Kek'd and Checked
Blake confirmed for being cum dump slut. I guess she isn't completly useless after all.
>>11545820
Looks like a dude
>>11545820
>Sharp shooter
>Not 'Straight shooter'
>>11547135
>Implying
Which character in the RWBYverse would most likely make this gun mod and use it?
>>11547392
Fucking Slavs...
I fixed that picture from two threads ago.
>>11547510
>>11547649
rood.
what if weiss enjoyed spending time with boys who are much younger than her and asked they call her momma weiss
>>11547868
Lick her feet
>>11547392
Ruby obviously
She is the most /k/ character in the show
>>11547868
wish I could be her small boy toy
She has a good point though, we should build a wall around Mexico.
>>11547868
report suspicious activity to the police
>>11542827
>QUALIFICATIONS
>Must be willing to relocate to Austin, TX
>Bachelor's degree from a four year college or university in Art, Illustration
>Expert experience in Toon Boom - specifically rigging/puppetry
>2+ years of production experience as an Art Director
>5+ years of production experience in a creative leadership role
>Experience managing a team of artists
>Strong interpersonal skills, a positive attitude, and the ability to thrive in a collaborative environment with multidisciplinary teams
>Highly proficient in fine art, 2D illustration, and animation fundamentals; able to guide, if not produce, art for characters, vehicles, and environments
>Expert level skills in Adobe CS, specifically Photoshop and Illustrator
>Experience working in an animation pipeline
I don't have any of these, though.
>>11548644
Fuck, guess my degree is useless
>>11548644
>>11548703
what you need to do is pander to the idiots on deviant art like dish washer does and rooster teeth will just give you a job
>>11548644
>and arts degree
>5+ years experience in the industry
Bitch RT is where literal nobodies get their start before moving on to real studios
>>11548742
Well to be fair Dishwasher can actually make art, better than anything the artists at RT can
>>11548768
and yet dishwasher waste that skill on rwby drawing garbage people eat up and taking hundreds of dollars from rwby obsessed losers to draw even more rwby garbage
high class pandering
>>11548742
But I don't want to draw Jaune.
>>11548742
>>11548768
This, to be desu
>>11548830
Is it garbage because it's RWBY or because you don't like it
>>11548863
you have to you have to draw jaune being this super buff badass fucking a weak helpless but greatful pyrrha
you have to draw bumblby
and after every new episode you have to draw something from the episode like mojo does all cute and fun
>>11548874
its garbage cause its rwby
>>11548919
Nah I just need to make a patreon.
>>11548863
You can also draw edgy shit and predict character deaths to scare gullible fans
>>11548919
>its garbage cause its rwby
>>11548960
And everyone called me edgy when I suggested that Volume 3 should be serious and that maybe someone should lose an arm to really convey that shit's going down
>>11548960
if thats hiwon your talking to 90% of his art is edgy shit
>>11549038
Yeah but hiwo does edgy in a fetish way, Dishwasher just does straight edgy
>>11548960
>You can also draw edgy shit
I already do that.
>predict character deaths to scare gullible fans
Jaune will die in episode 8 of V5, screenshot this.
>>11549038
Actually very little of it is edgy. I think it's just that that's what gets posted most frequently and recognized as being mine.
>>11549087
>Jaune will die in episode 8 of V5
I said scare fans not make them hopeful
>>11548960
f you're going to post the edgiest of edgy at least post the one where Ruby's guts are hanging out
Mica is a cute
>>11549104
Most fans like him, I'm pretty sure.
>>11549318
mostly a lot of normies who spell his name "John"
i wonder how many pictures of ironwood fucking weiss i can start and never finish out of rage at my own mediocrity before i cut off my own ear or something
>>11549108
Dont have that one on me, dug around and found this one
>>11549619
I like it
>>11549623
About as edgy as SnK. Realistically this is how most hunters end up anyway
>>11549623
>>11549664
Edgier than anything we'd actually get from the show.
>>11549674
The show payed it safe because Miles' mom showed it to her kindergarten class. I thought they would have pushed it more and showed the grim (heh) reality of living outside of the kingdoms but they still played it safe
>le ebil beast lumbering in the distance
>all that build up for a glorified inflatable advertising noodle
I just with they'd go back to the vibe the trailers had
>>11549619
Dats breddy gud anon.
>>11549619
It looks like it's leaking out of Ironwood's ass.
>>11549619
never forget
>>11549772
Atlas technology isn't entirely perfect
>>11549737
>>11549663
Thanks friends, it means a lot.
>>11549772
I laughed. I thought it looked too watery to be a puddle of jizz, anyway, so i'll nix it.
>>11549778
good times, those were. I'm currently waiting on a full-color piece from lulu-chan92 so I guess we'll see if I get another wall of shamer.
Their last commission was vore with Weiss that they sadly deleted off their blogs, so I have high hopes.
>>11549619
It reminds me of that old greentext of qrow? I think? Pounding relentlessly into Weiss. Which in turn just makes me like it more.
>>11549947
Aw man would of loved to see more Weiss vore was she pred or prey?
>>11550028
Prey for the two headed snake Grimm.
The WIP's still up, maybe an anon here had the foresight to save it that I lacked.
>>11549314
This.
>>11549314
Does she even still work at AH/RT?
>>11550195
She was JUST in the last always open.
>>11550080
>no scar
>>11550221
I don't watch that so I wouldn't know, thanks for the heads up though
>>11549314
>Mica commado.png
I-is she not wearing underwear?
>>11549619
>It's another artist who thinks he's shit because he can't draw
>The real reason you're shit is because you never finish anything
You can't call yourself a writer if all you do is write the first half of a book and give up.
>>11550080
>no scar
>>11550586
Can I call myself a writer if I can only manage short stories since I find trying to write 300 pages both terrifying/boring?
>pic
>read it in Penny voice
Fucking adorable.
>>11550586
Very true. But you can't learn anything of substance from polishing a turd and getting caught in a feedback loop of just polishing turds; many of my pieces are anatomy trainwrecks and focusing on them too much just cements those issues into habit.
The gesture always starts off well, and then when I get to fine-tuning I always botch it up. Some day.
>>11550756
Just make awful proportions like Shonomi and set up a Patreon anyway
>>11550681
>300 pages
>5 pages a day
>For 2 months
It's not that hard Anon.
>>11550756
>getting caught in a feedback loop of just polishing turds
Fair enough, but maybe every once in a while, make a "finished product" just to see where you stand. Plus the picture you posted is pretty good. I could always use more pics of Weiss belly, and to be honest I don't give a shit if the artist approves of it.
>>11550780
>Have ballbusting fetish
>Mother fucking Knave is responsible for half the art in that catagory
Kill me please.
>>11550780
i have pride and standards
>>11550882
No you don't, you draw Ironwood x Weiss.
>>11550756
Don't let yourself get bogged down by your own critical eye during the process of creation. Wait to use it until after you've finished, or are nearly finished with the piece. When you're drawing, have an outline, a map of sorts to where you want your art to go, then draw to your hearts content, let your creativity run wild. Then come back with your critical eye to clean up and trim the fat of the piece. You draw fags are the best cuz it helps (in my head) my stories (whenever I get around to writing something) come to life with something visual. Plenty of green texts I based off the art from y'all. You can do it!
>>11550984
But I am also currently drawing Ironwood getting the succ from Ruby as a challenge and am having a highly uncomfortable time. See? Standards.
>>11550987
You are a good person.
>>11550857
But but but... Yeah, guess I should take my own advice. Problem is keeping focus and losing inspiration. Got plenty of half cooked ideas, but not much beyond that. Tricky part is the middle of the story. I can see my beginning, my end, but no idea how to get from point A to point B. Unless I just Polly pants, but those have turned into quite the train wreck before. I want to write w/ an outline in mind, but then it seems like there's a bunch of things I've got to fill out and it's overwhelming.
>>11550984
Better than basic bitch ships
>>11551075
>face filled with pleasure, regret, and a small look of wonder?
Love it. See now this just makes me think "what's going through Ironwoods head right now? How did he end up here? Was Ruby the girl he wanted to suck his dick? Or did he drink too much with Qrow and get booze vision?"
Draw fags are awesome. I miss Lambency though.
>>11551210
I miss Lambency, too
Too bad we were shit to our drawfags, most of them were pretty chill
can't believe they killed Ruby.
>>11551210
>Ruby hears a rumor that Ironwood's dick is a gun
>It ruins her life, all she can think about is him fucking her with his gun-dick
>She lies in wait outside his temporary quarters at Beacon Academy, the side of her face pressed against his door
>What do gun-dick cyborgs even sound like when they whip out their gun-dick
>Hours pass
>Sill waiting for... Whatever, so to "accidentally" walk in on him/have terrible timing in needing to speak with him.
>"Salutations!"
>Fuck, it's best robot wife Penny, whose steel vagina is sadly not a gun.
>Explain situation to Penny, who is definitely a beautiful steadfast safe when it comes to all sensitive and embarrassing information
>"Oh Ruby, that's silly!"
>Penny's voice is way too fucking loud
>"While it's true that Mr.Ironwood's genitalia were lost in the incident that removed the right half of his body, I assure you that his replacements are in no way comparable to ballistic weapons!"
>loud but muffled, a familiar baritone from beyond the door
>"I REFUTE THAT"
>>11551326
Yeah. I don't remember being shit to any of them, but I certainly did creep on Lambency like a fucking grade school kid. Regrets were made.
>>11551544
Fucking kek, way better story than what I thought up. Nice anon.
>>11551544
>"Oh! My apologies, Mr. Ironwood! My databases must be out of date!"
>Ruby is frozen, mortified. Penny why.
>"Thank you, Ruby Rose for initiating this conversation! Without you bringing up the topic of Mr. Ironwood's genitalia, this great oversight in my databases may never have been discovered! I thank you!."
>PENNY NO
>The door opens, it's Ironwood, his face lightly flushed, in only his black turtleneck and uniform pants. He smells like uncle Qrow?
>"Mr. Ironwood! I am currently connected to the Atlas databases, but there are no recent schematics of your prosthetics - specifically, your genitalia. While your Blood Alcohol Concentration is higher than city ordnance permits, you otherwise do not appear to be indisposed! Would now be a good time to run a diagnostic scan of your genitalia?"
> P E N N Y
>Ironwood gives them both a condemning look
>"Ms. Rose, you've been sitting outside my door for hours. This is incredibly predatory behavior."
>>11551825
>there's more
Oh no, what have I done? But please continue, seeing as this is amusing me and lifting my spirits.
>>11551825
Go on...
>>11551825
>Ruby's bravado is ruined, Ironwood is suddenly more intimidating than she remembered him being.
>It wasn't supposed to happen this way.
>She was just supposed to accidentally break down his door and accidentally fall vagina-first onto his erect gun-dick.
>totally casually an accident
>super easy to play off
>completely the opposite of this current situation
>"Um, General, I can explain."
>Ironwood's gloved hand grabs at his crotch; his grasp pulls his white pants taut against what is unmistakably his massive and clearly metal penis.
>The ribbed layers and black silicone and brushed gunmetal of his dick is tauntingly apparent through his white pants
>Ruby's eyes go wide
>Her pussy screams in absolute sexual anticipation for, finally, thicc metal gun-dick
>"I'm listening, Ms. Rose. Explain."
>"Oh. Well." Ruby's eyes jolted back and forth between his cock and his tiny, lopsided smile.
>"Well, you see, I heard your dick was a gun. And I was hoping to see for myself. And also fuck it? But then Penny showed up, and things got awkward. But then they got a whole lot better."
>Ironwood unzipped his trousers, and his throbbing metal cock lazily flopped out
>"Wow, see? Yeah, the situation got a whole lot better."
>>11552115
>thicc metal gun-dick
>>11552115
>"Thank you, Mr. Ironwood! I will begin my scan now."
>Jesus Christ, Penny
>"So uh, General, I see you have a really big... Metal dick, here. But I am not really seeing any parts that would point to it being a gun."
>"Well, you could always get in closer - maybe feel for a safety. Or a trigger."
>"I agree! That is a really great idea!"
> Ruby goes to town with both hands on his dick, and Ironwood gives her a small groan.
>His dick's underside is silicone; velvet in texture and squishy to the touch, and Ruby could feel hard, moving pieces within.
>Maybe the secret of the gun-dick is something inside there?
>The top is intricately plated steel, small screws holding everything securely in place.
> Nothing gun-like there.
>Ruby stopped, making a disappointed face.
>"Can you take this thing off? Is this not your gun-dick? Is this your fun-dick?"
>Ironwood cringed
>Wow, what a mistake
>>11551544
>>11551825
>>11552115
Someone capping this?
>>11552330
>Is this not your gun-dick? Is this your fun-dick?
>>11552357
If no one else is at the moment then I will in the morning
>>11552330
>recognize the writing style
>can't remember if author would namefag or not.
>screaminginternally.gif
>>11552489
Thank you! I'm getting sleepy and have to wake up early. Night RWBYg.
>need more RWBY/JNPR/RNJR asleep.jpegs.
>>11552330
>"Okay, I think I've heard enough of your explanation, Ms. Rose."
>"Yeah that's neat but if you could please give me a definite answer about your-"
>Ironwood grabs the back of Ruby's head and shoves her mouth onto his erection, mid-sentence.
>She keeps talking, mumbling at the same exact pace that she was just talking at, as if he didn't just shove her onto his penis
>oh my god what has he done
>He fucks Ruby's mouth, trying to enjoy it; he can feel the metal ridges of of his dick hitting against her teeth as he shoves himself in and out.
>This fucking Qrow-spawn. She's still mumbling like nothing's happening. This is sobering him up too much.
>He hilts her mouth, driving the full length of his steely erection down her throat. Drool pours from the corners of her mouth, and drips down from her chin, and pools damp on the carpeted floor beneath them.
>The metal plates of his navel slam against her nose; her aura seems to have lapsed, and she bleeds - finally, she stops fucking talking against his dick.
>He pulls out, a thick bridge of saliva keeping them connected.
>>11552724
>Ruby gasps for breath, frothy aerated spit pouring out of her mouth.
>"I mean it's a nice dick and all, General Ironwood - ha ha, oh man, I get it now - but if it's not also a gun I'm really not interested.
>hooooly fucking shit
>Ironwood fucking reams her, slamming himself furiously back into her mouth.
>Ruby looks bored as he feverishly fucks her head, mildly disgruntled that Ironwood went and put his boring not-gun of a penis back inside her.
>Ironwood's pissed, his good drunk mood is gone, he's raping a student. What the fuck is he doing.
>He slams himself down her throat several times over; his repetitious movements become mechanical.
>He loses himself to the sweet monotony and cums; he shoots spurt after hot spurt of his milky cum straight down Ruby's throat, and it feels so much better than it should.
>For a moment, he's disoriented - and he stares down at Ruby as he pulls out; his penis, being made of metal like it is, never changing size, and sliding it out slowly is long and awkward.
>Ruby just stares back up at him, before putting her palms to the air, shrugging. "What?"
>Ironwood sighs
>"Is this my 'fun-dick'," he mocks, before he goes back into his room.
>Slams the door in her face.
>"Good friend Ruby, I have completed compiling the data about Mr. Ironwood's genitalia! I have been here this entire time, doing this thing."
>Wow, gee, thanks, Penny.
>"And I am sure that you will be pleased to know that Mr. Ironwood's prosthetic penis is currently at proper calibration, set to ejaculate 3.7 milliliters at approximately 36mph."
>no way penny wow i had no idea please tell me more
>"However, there is currently no safety limiter protocol enabled - so, yes, Ruby! With some very slight re-calibration, Mr. Ironwood's genitalia can be set to ejaculate at 1,700mph - a velocity equivalent to that of the modern gun!"
>"What."
GOOD NIGHT, FRIENDS
>>11552546
Greentexter here; I am very sorry to say that I'm probably not who you think I am. I've only been in this fandom for a few months, sorry.
>>11552779
That was fantastic, I got it all saved and will piece together tomorrow
>>11549619
>>11550080
>Oh boy, the religion of peace strikes again to spread their beautiful and diverse culture to the citizens of London.
>>11549314
I love how she had to do a disclaimr on cultural appropriation before she could go into her story, guess you really have to check all bases. Although she is plainly a huge weeb, which is cute.
Also I'm going to Tokyo for an extended period soon lads, want me to find you some RWBY hentai?
>>11553094
Yes, lad! Find us all the crazy RWBY Japan merch you can.
Why're you going to be in Tokyo? Tourism or work?
>>11553176
Study abroad m8te, staying at a Uni over there for 10 months
I'll see what I can find, try and scan it if I can
>>11553209
Nice 1, lad. Are you doing it through MEXT?
Don't worry how weird the hentai is. In fact, the weirder the better.
Misa here, doing as Misa does.
>>11553263
Nah its my Uni having an agreement with another, no idea what a MEXT is.
>don't worry about how weird it is
Its all about that cultural exchange
>>11550509
I hope not, that would make it better.
>>11553094
Bless you anon and your Journey to Nippon land.
>>11553294
Oh, MEXT is a Japanese government programme about getting foreign students to study in Japan. I think their university attendance is dropping, so I guess foreign students are a way to address that.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qfT8uIdwrbs
>WIP
>July 5 2017
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http://paradigmspiral.com/
>Last update July 24
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
IT FUCKIN DED
HAHAHA
>>11553516
the fuck is this shit
And why did they steal Vergil's swords
>>11553562
>You didn't know about that RWBY bootleg
>They paid KumaFromTaiwan to draw the manga
it was a shitstorm.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I65f9NxBDsA
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qNYtBcYQsNA
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kjg3pSiKuVA
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jN54-UsaDL0
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MOZ1goGZ9bY
>>11553579
Top kek That frame rate
>>11553609
it's on fuckin BLENDER.
of course that frame rate is abysmal.
>>11553286
Wait, who are the girls at the far right?
>>11553595
These are cute, sauce on them?
Greetings from /nepgen/
>>11553644
https://twitter.com/KeithMontalbo/status/908425813413863424
ruby is the cutest
>>11553886
>Ruby
>speed
555-come-on-now
>>11554180
6 speed is god-tier in a fighting game senpai.
Like FOTNS levels of speed.
>>11553516
Hahaha, I remember this shit! Why oh why is it still limping along? I would've thought the guy would move on after the Kickstarter bombed.
God, it has not gotten better either. Why do the characters keep going perfectly still after pretty much every movement?
>>11553636
No idea. Misa started posting them recently. IRL waifus maybe?
Emerald is for molestation!
>>11554247
Except Ruby has been slow as shit after volume 1
>>11554287
Molest Emmy!
>>11554247
>>11554696
sauce ?
>>11554704
MID on Pixiv, iirc
>>11554708
Gold is really good. I'd put it up there with Shine and Boop.
>>11554801
Gold might be my favorite because the sisters are adorable together.
>>11554806
It's like a mashup of
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9Z2AK-X7emE
and
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KFlkdNGVJHA
Whch I wouldn't think would go together.
>>11554465
Kek, nice edit.
best Faunus
>>11555209
Yeah, Velvet is the best faunus.
>>11555233
no you silly willy
>>11555242
yyyeeeessss...
>>11547510
Mine was better
>>11555209
>>11552546
I posted some autistic stories like this in some gens around 545-550. Not a name-fagger.
>>11555209
Tiny girls with dfc are the best. I bet her belly is delicious.
Ilia semblance idea: swapping breast size with other women
>>11555596
>OHKO against Yang
>>11555602
Indeed. It would be like losing her arm all over again.
>>11552788
Well I liked it. Good job anon.
>>11555602
Yeah, that surely would throw Yang off balance.
>>11555596
>Busty milf is complaining about how her boobs are destroying her back
>Good Samaritan Ilia offers to give her a day off
Unf, the only thing better than small breasts is breasts that can change size.
>>11555711
She should allow another villain to cut off her breasts so that Ironwood can provide her with best Atlas implants.
best Faunus
>>11555754
Rub her scales with your dick.
>>11555787
This anon has the right idea here.
>>11555754
>Waifuing literally the first character on screen
kys faggot
Dark fox girl is obviously the best
Platonic cuddle sleepover with Team RWBY. Weiss loses RPS so she has to sleep in the center and be the hug pillow.
>>11555919
>filename
Kek.
You guys enjoyed those pyrrha images so much I got a new set with Emerald
>>11555969
I'm thrilled to hear of more bug pictures, but what Pyrrha pictures are you referring to?
>>11555979
Here you go friend its Emerald-Chan in a maid outfit with twin tails! How kawaii
Sometimes I feel guilty for top smut preference being Ironwood fucking all the Schnees.
I wonder why him just filling the void of abuse and neglect in their icy hearts with tender kindness and firm support isn't enough?
Why does he have to fill the void of abuse and neglect physically, and with his dick?
>>11555750
Anon you can't cut off something that's not and that would be the most pointless upgrade ever since she can already alter her size
I want to introduce RWBY to Granblue Fantasy.
>>11555953
She lost on purpose.
>>11556106
I want to introduce RWBY to good writing
>>11556128
I want to introduce Kerry and Miles to a guillotine.
>>11556146
> Current status: euphoric.
>>11556027
Because the Schnees are sluts and must be satiated. Better Ironwood than some faunus on the street.
>>11556339
Faunused Schnees.
>>11556368
Schneed faunus. Schnee pussy is so good that they keep coming back for more.
>>11556443
Do you think Schnee lookalikes are popularly used for Faunus porn?
Greentext from earlier
>>11556475
It's all propaganda to hide the fact that Winter and Weiss whore themselves out to random Faunus
>>11556539
What about Whitley, Willow and Jacques
>>11556554
Willow has no recollection of what she did fifteen minutes ago, Whitley is raking in the profits to build his own empire and Jacques is tearing his hair out because the prestigious family he managed to infiltrate seems to be made entirely out of degenerates.
What if the Schnee sisters sell fleshlights modeled after them?
>>11556539
>OOC
>No scar
>A tail
I don't recognize these characters.
>>11556475
>Do you think the prettiest white girl in the world is a good choice of pornstar?
>Do you think people want to fuck a rich princess who's father hates you and your kind?
there was once a NiGGA and he created horrible NiGga creatures then and then a bitch ass cracker ass light came with magic dust (cocaine)
>>11556591
Look I don't have exactly a lot of images of Weiss getting railed by Faunus
>>11556572
>Implying he didn't marry Willow because she was a degenerate
>>11556622
>>11556667
Hell yeah
What would your waifu say about the new iScroll X that costs 1000 Lien?
>>11557054
"Shut up"
>>11557054
Emerald, who is my waifu, would simply steal one.
>>11556538
Well done.
I want to lock Ruby's fleet.
>>11557114
>stealing a phone that can easily be tracked by the authorities
Give it back Jamal it's for your own good
>>11557054
Nothing. She's busy getting mating pressed and impregnated by me.
>>11556667
What if Blake's tongue is coarse and bristly like a cat's.
>>11557236
Then she would be breaking the one trait rule of faunus, man.
Why do I find traps? so hot?
>>11557831
*thud*
>>11558146
Holy shit
do you think reese would like us
>>11558146
Your gay?
>>11558815
Yeah? What about our gay?
>>11558815
Maybe just a bit.
>>11558864
Would May fuck a trap?
>>11559013
It could be a very convenient grey area for her.
>Be Jacques
>Use faunus to mine dust instead of robots
What did he mean by this ?
>>11559347
Robots can't adapt like living miners can.
>>11557831
Delicious
>>11559378
Robots also can't die from gas leaks
>>11559431
And?
Are you ready for tabletop action?
https://www.rwbycombatready.com
>>11559431
>>11559437
All according to plan
>>11559449
>https://www.rwbycombatready.com
Are we going to migrate to /tg ?
>>11559449
>>11559543
>board game
Truly RWBY is steadily becoming all interests
>>11559449
!!!
>>11559449
We must assemble our biggest nerds to play it and tell the rest of the general about it.
>>11559713
Fuck that, we need a livestream with Twitch users calling out moves
>>11559449
>RT quality tabletop models
Pls don't do this
>>11559739
Yes! Brilliant idea.
>>11559449
But will it let me make my own cringy OC to play as?
>>11559449
can i be reese
>>11559922
>Those repeating dubs
Now you can
>>11559800
I just cringed. If this is a warhammer type thing i am bracing for fug, and will make a whole replacement gamepiece set my damn self.
>>11560166
>Sign up with your email address to be the first to receive updates about the exciting new board game from Rooster Teeth!
I really doubt it's gonna be anything like Warhammer.
>>11560212
I know that technique!
>>11559449
>Not 'Remnant: The Game'
Noncanon
>>11560225
But RT does like money, and what better way to moneygrab than by making a game where you need to buy dozens of the same, tiny figure that cost literal cents to make, but are sold at 10 bucks a piece?
>>11560225
Me too. It doesn't seem like a good fit. RWBY focuses on small groups of powerful individuals, not big generic armies. And what would the armies even be? Everyone against the Grimm? That could be bypassed by setting in the colour war, but then that rules out all of the characters in present day RWBY.
Nah, I'm thinking this is going to be something closer to D&D, or a pen and paper game. Each player will probably control just one hunter, or maybe a team of them.
what if reese accidentally joined the mistral yakuza?
>>11560848
Mating press, flip her over, cum on her yakuza tattoo, spread her cheeks then cum on her asshole.
What if RWBY was a musical ?
>>11561033
Neo would be an interpretive dancer
>>11561073
>Not a tap dancer
>>11561033
Rush the stage and mating press all the girls then do Oscar.
>>11561112
neo could tap dance all over my balls
>>11561112
>implying they're mutually exclusive
>>11561188
Unf
Ciel is for...
>>11561353
Keeping track of time.
>>11559922
>Kek'd and checked
>>11561353
quickies.
>>11561353
Quickies and blue balls
>>11561353
Getting your life in order by being your life coach, also for teasing causing a constant state of sexual frustration.
>>11559027
>>11559013
>you will never be a cute trap that May abuses to ease her repressed sexual tensions.
Why even live?
It's time to migrate RWBYg
>>11561662
>>11561662
>>11561662
>>11561353
Nothing in particular, evidently