JOI/JOE Thread #54 (Jerk Off Instructions, Encouragement, an

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>>11532542
Reposting some previous content

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Caption of Dawn instructing her boyfriend on how to properly care for his Lucarios

>>11532565
>>11532542
Mama mia!
Doll stuff gets me harder than nothin' else.

>>11533037
I'd really like to read about dawn licking a lucario's asshole

>>11533037
Yeah, bumping for this

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Requesting ashi seducing the viewer with extra thiccness

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Requesting cock and (optional) feet worship

>>11533037
yes please!

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Requesting a carefree, newly-bimbofied mink begging someone to fuck her fake ass.

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Requesting a caption involving deep penetration and a serious need to nut

>>11534465
sounds like 99 percent of captions as it is there anon

>>11534566
Make it desperate, or that the reader doesn't have a choice, the character is the girl from the grudge so she can obviously do it wether you want it to or not

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your girlfriend is not subtle at all with what she wants and not a silent lover

>>11532565
Oh god...
>Not totally my fetish

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Requesting something with this?

>>11532947
Good job whoever did this. The crazy eagerness to be in a relationship and impregnation got me diamonds. The ears probably helped, too.

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Requesting some JOE with Ramona Flowers and Kim Pine talking about making their asses bigger to please an anon, so long as he keeps stroking.

>>11532947
>>11535927
This looks familiar.
http://joi.booru.org/index.php?page=post&s=view&id=759

>>11536038
Yeah, someone asked for a non-furry version

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Sticks confessing how she's obsessively stalking you and fantasizing about you

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requesting Lycanroc pet-play, with her sloppily licking the viewer's face a lot

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requesting Toriel domming the viewer as she's sitting on his face and being eaten out, preferably with some mother/son roleplay

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Requesting a hunter capturing a melynx after she attempts to steal something from him, so he "punishes" her though she certainly doesn't seem to mind

>>11537458
UNF

>>11536066
Nobody really asked for it, I just wanted something I'd be willing to masturbate to. I liked the caption, so I found a similar enough photo and edited the caption on with the gradient background.

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/r/ing a caption where a hunter comes across a nargacuga who, instead of looking for a fight, is in need of a good dicking

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To the anon working on ghost buttsecks caption, how goes it? I just got my mobile power fully back since the hurricane Irma incident, and was wondering if I missed anything while I was gone.

>>11537458
seconded

>>11536904
i need it

>>11541354
Not much missed, really. Turns out the GPU had an internal flaw, so i'm using the old one until I get a better one later this month. One more paragraph to go.

>>11534465
Bump

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>>11532542
Requesting a JOI of this image.
Sandy is in her treedome, behind the glass, presenting herself to you, and encouraging you to jerk off.
I ask that you include this quote at the very end.
>Maybe when ya get in here, I'll show ya why they call me 'Cheeks!'

>>11543937
Sounds good. Thank you again for the interest

>>11540898
Hawt and lewd

>>11533037
Pls this

>>11547278
Its a shork after all dude

I'm currently living at a place where I have a constant chance of stealing panties from a certain girl. Could one of you kindly make an encouragement caption where just about any girl, though preferebly Miku (but that's up to you) encourages the reader to steal panties. The theme can be whatever you want.

>>11532583
Awesome hypnosis caption!

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goblins like to share and as you're fucking a goblin up the ass, a knock on the door and multiple girls wanting in on the fun remind you of this fact

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Reposting, and open to more wholesome suggestions.

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If anyone's interested in some gay stuff then maybe something with this tiger trying to get you to join him in the pool for some fun after swim practice

>>11535933
bump

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You're the guy in the middle, and the other guy and girl are arguing over who's making you feel better.

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>>11550447
Need more Goblins

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>>11550475
Maybe a more wholesome version of a request of mine from last thread?

You're a fan of Power Girl, who has saved you from danger on multiple occasions. This time, you managed to save her from a couple of punks who managed to get their hands on some Earth 2 kryptonite. She offers to reward you, and little to her surprise, you ask for a titfuck. She mentions that she's actually impressed with your bravery, and hints that she'd like to meet you again when one of your lives isn't in danger.

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requesting a caption about a guy who was captured by a tribe of squirrel girls and since he must pull his weight he has to help the tribe somehow but he has no talent whatsoever so the only work left is an onahole to the chieftain

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JOI has become an exercise in boner killing lately. Seriously most of these new ones read like they were written by a horny thirteen year old whose only experience with erotica are the 70's porno flicks he found in his dads closet.

>>11554859
You say that as if captions haven't always read horribly.

>>11554924
Didn't claim JOI was once Shakespeare or something, only that past JOI were a hell of a lot more readable and easier to get into

>>11551361
Bumping for this

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>>11554859
Maybe you've just read too many of them.

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>>11554859
Well, I'm still pretty new to writing these, and most of my focus has been trying to keep the image under a certain size for readability, and also keeping the text above a certain size for the same reason. If you've got suggestions for the writing, I'd be happy to hear them.

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Things are slow at 7th Heaven. In fact, you're the only patron there tonight. You've mostly been coming in to ogle Tifa, and she's well aware of that. She wants to thank you for being such a loyal customer, so she lifts her shirt and asks you to jerk off and cum on her breasts. She offers to do even more for you if you come in again tomorrow.

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Someone write about her test, have some fun with it. We haven't had a good straight fur joi in a while

>>11550475
Lovely

>>11554859
I agree, it's almost as if some new populace from a shit place has taken residence here and is shitting the place up...

>>11556663
I am going to take this and make it Extra Wholesome.

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>>11537004
Hope this tickles your fancies, anon.

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we need more power bottom gaybutt captions

>>11559865
100% agreed.

>>11551361
No
>>11551868
Shit

>>11559812
Not sure if >>11537004 wanted a feral Lycanroc kissing a gender-ambiguous trainer but I don't mind.

>>11554859
I just wish they weren't all short stories now. Caption length shouldn't be measured in paragraphs.

>>11554859
>>11561251
Share some good length ones, if that's your main concern.

>>11554859
Care to share some good ones, so I know whether or not I should feel insulted?

>>11561251
Short and sweet can be good, but I think you still need at least three paragraphs for that.

>>11554942
I disagree. I think they've gotten better since I've discovered them. Don't get me wrong, there are still plenty of shitty ones, but I've managed to find ones that don't give me an aneurysm when I read them here.

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Requesting Male to Futa where having sex with a futa will to you into one and they're planning on "recruiting" you

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>>11551361
Someone please do this

>>11553657
I'm not usually into futa shit but this actually has some nice appeal

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>>11550475
>>11556663
So, how will you fare against such perilous tasks?

>>11533037

fuck yeah this

>>11535083
Seconded

>>11559812
Great, nice and simple

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Something I wrote for someone as thanks for looking over my other stuff and offering real, decent critique.

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So, since the new Metroid game just came out, would anyone be willing to do a seductive Samus JOI or caption with this?

Can somebody help me out? I've been trying to find this human on anthro deer caption. It involves hunter/prey play.

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>>11566916
This one?

>>11565991
Wasn't there another one of these? Like, same character, same situation? If so, could someone post it? remember it being good.

>>11566916
>>11566946
Not him, but I think there were more like these, I will try to find it later...

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>>11568353
Like this one

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>>11550475

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>>11567244
OR of both of those pics, yeah same character, though the situation is a little different from the first one, or at least I think it is, in that she offered herself in the first one, while the second one just has the guy taking without asking. This gal is pretty hot, so I love anything with her.

I have one more idea involving her, but I'll hold it off as I just got a delivery, but here's the first pic.

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>>11566916
This one?

Looking for that one JOI with the pregnant brown rabbit. She says puns like "Spam Javelin"

>>11562068
Second

>>11566251
Yes

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One last time before putting the request away for a few threads.
Requesting a big strong unga bunga caveman speaking Felicia taking a stroll through a field with you, and in the middle, she squats, plucks out a flower and gives it to you, saying it smells pretty and she thinks you're pretty. She then pushes you onto your back, climbs on top of you, and proceeds to do the sex with you in the field. Bonus points for amazon press.

>>11550475
>graphic design is my passion

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You, the strong and dashing hero from a foreign land, have just saved the Oasis Kingdom from a disaster. The young Queen has summoned you to her chambers so the two of you may speak privately. Every wall and the floor is adorned with magic circles that increase lust and fertility and she has been stewing in it for some time, intending to seduce you into becoming her consort. Duty requires you go elsewhere or you have loved ones back home? No, you must stay here and sire many children with her!

>>11570394
That's not a deer, but sssh...!

>>11560680
>No
Fug u dude

Bumping with one of my favorites

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>>11578284
Fug, I forgot the pic :------DDDDDDD

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requesting a caption about her feet, maybe something wholesome

>>11578293
hot as fuck damn

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You're at Yoshi's place, and she notices you getting horny around her. She then teases you verbally, then teasing you with her sexy long tongue, before finally letting you fuck her in her moist clit.

>>11572885

Seconding, though I'm not sure if that will do anything at this point.

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You were transformed into a shemale by a witch so you go to one to turn you back. The witch you go to was the one that did it and she did it to get a fuckbuddy. If she wants to give or receive, you're going to obey her desire

>>11561251
Do some then yourself you fucking entitled cuck

>>11550475
damn thats small

>>11580684
I'm too busy writing porn for 6 other generals. I can't get off to stuff I write, anyways.

>>11533037
Please do this one

>>11583024
thats more of a goat girl than a demon

>>11583120
Unf. Who is this?

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end of dump.

>>11572885
Thirding. Come on please.

>>11532551
I wouldn't mind seeing more nun stuff. Either the eldritch or non-eldritch variety too.

>>11583100
This is just unhygienic.

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Requesting some oral centric dream fulfillment thing with nights

>>11578849
Ikr?

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>>11579293
>fuck her in the moist clit

Anon, unless the clit in question is a fist-sized spongy button standing out from the vulva, you do not fuck a lady in the fucking clit, you absolute turbovirgin.

>>11587080
New pasta.

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>>11579293
>>11587080
That said, have yourself an image, anon.

>>11573044
Why do you say that?

>>11572885
fourthing good sir

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>>11533037
Hope this tickles your fancy, Anon.

>>11532852
Got or know any similar captions like that?

>>11590413
Fucking diamonds, thanks anon!

Is the archive down for everyone else?

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>>11590413

>>11591880
Yep, its down

What does elzi use to caption?

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>>11587755
What?

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>>11559812
OR here, this makes me diamonds, thank you!

>>11551361
Bumping for this

>>11532542
I just realized I like these so much because I've fetishized the idea of people finding me attractive to the point that I get off to it like porn.

How do I stop? Cold turkey?

>>11599168
Why stop?

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Little sister steals her older sister's breasts and makes them bigger. Now she'll try and steal her boyfriend.

>>11583241
Is there anymore like this? I've never seen you stealing the futa girlfirend/wife's inches and fucking them with a new, huge cock. This is amazing

>>11599254
It feels like it's warping my self-image and also how I view relationships and sexuality. I don't thinks it's healthy.

>>11600232
There's NOTHING wrong with thinking you deserve to be loved. You should want to find someone who loves you, and loves being WITH you.
It's perfectly healthy so long as you don't get conceited. Self-love is perfectly normal. If you don't love you, why should someone else?

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>>11599168
I know what you mean. I have lots of other things that I can get off to, but the hardest the boner in my heart gets is when you get a smile directed at you that looks too genuinely happy to not hnng at. That's probably why this is my favorite picture in my collection.
>>11600267
I can't speak for him, but when I look at myself(literally and figuratively), I don't see anything worth loving. If someone who actually did(or seemed like they did) love me could convince me that I'm worth their affections, I could learn to like myself. Without that though, I don't have the one thing I need to feel comfortable with myself, and I just feel like a waste of time and resources. Really, it's just a cycle of needing to love myself to have another love me, and needing another to love me to love myself. But I don't know what can start the cycle and I'm just stuck in self-pity and sadness.

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Shortstack winnie lurs you into the woods and says how she's been watching your for a few days and grew a crush on you. Sees you getting erect through and asks if she can see it.

Up again!

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>>11600722
Hang in there, tiger. You produced a stroke of inspiration/plagiarism!

>>11571140
Bump for help

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>>11571140
>>11602381

>>11603002
Thank you!

>>11603002
Woah, we need more JOE wifes

>>11603872
Agreed

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>>11563860

>>11602285
i hate furry but plague of gripes gets me harder than ever

>>11554859
I won't lie, mtg (guy who writes most of them) albiet a good fast writer, most of his stuff is very samey and reads the same almost every caption.

>>11532542
Up you go