HG
HUNGER GAMES
PREPARE TO DIE BETA. ACT 2.
Hoshi. Junko. Hoshi.
Aikawa. Yosuke. KK.
LF. KK. Kamina. Hoshi.
Mokou. Spider Nigger.
Spider Nigger. Jude. Seth. LF.
>>11525326
I AM BEYOND THE CONSTRUCT OF GENDER
>>11525326
I always hated that part...
>tfw forced to play OSRS in a TINY as fuck resolution, or a bigger resolution but all the menus are tiny as fuck
>>11525333
324699309907176413433141951499
9580871352074143985905477031
>>11525341
49475010756519863143100437278914251631065932884386
>>11525316
>Hex is sprawled on the ground, with bruises all over her face. She raises an arm and gives him a thumbs-up.
A-All good... J-Just need a bit of estus and I'll be good as new.
Y-You're tougher than you look!
FINALLY THE UNDEAD HAS COME BACK TO THE ASYLUM!
Looks like a lot of them will stay...
look at this lil kitter
he so silly
Kamina. KK. Kamina. Hoshi. LF.
Reen#2093
add me I need friends
>>11525321
well you kind of got some stuff right
>>11525366
MY SENSORS INDICATE THERE IS NOTHING OF VALUE TO ADD INTO MY ARSENAL HERE.
TRIP STATUS IS DEEMED WORTHLESS.
>>11525371
Do you like monkeys?
>>11525367
that uhhhhh
that a fox
>>11525372
It's not as straightforward as I believed it was, right? Give me another sentence in awawa-speak
>>11525393
nevermind, I removed your spaces wrong
Aikawa can you not derail the thread?
AND THE WINNER IS...
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bpI-KeK-PQg
>>11525372
2568433713190819173271690782453258438199364741771225168175974728589930?
>>11525391
no u silly
thats a kitter
this is a fux
>>11525402
Did I honestly miss an A? Kill me.
Thanks for keeping me occupied for 10 minutes, trappy
>624702618618624
>>11525366
"Should have waited for the damn bird..."
>Natani lost her extra crystal in the fall
>She's got 18 left and NO room for error anymore.
>>11525410
THIS IS NOT THE REAL EGGMAN. THIS IS JUST A RUSE.
>Come back to HG after not playing a while
>Win my first game
>lmao
>three outs away from 21 wins in a row
>>11525433
Kill yourself Shadow.
>>11525410
congrat OMega! tanks host!
>>11525438
tits
To be fair you all tried to kill a robot with fists and swords. You should of expected this.
Placements.
>>11525433
01000011 01101111 01101110 01100111 01110010 01100001 01110100 01110011 00100000 01100101 01100100 01100111 01100101 01101000 01101111 01100111
>>11525461
Thanks for hosting mate.
>>11525453
have
>>11525453
Congratulations.
>>11525461
Thank you.
>two outs away
>>11525453
"Congrats, iron golem dude."
>Natani fiddles with the purse she made last night, wondering where that half-fox was with the gem she needs.
>>11525461
At least it was more entertaining than a damn theatre.
>I nonchalantly walk into the thread while spinning my fidget spinner, once fully into the thread I take my sunglasses off an begin and looking for something to do
And Summery!
Thanks for playing, going to fix those events and the like. If you need a host later I'll be around.
Long live the new lord of Cinder Omega!
>>11525446
>>11525464
>01001001 00100111 01101101 00100000 01101110 01101111 01110100 00100000 01100001 01101110 00100000 01100101 01100100 01100111 01100101 01101000 01101111 01100111 00100000 01001001 00100000 01100001 01101101 00100000 01100001 00100000 01110000 01100101 01101110 01100111 01110101 01101001 01101110
>>11525453
>>11525461
I AM THANKFUL FOR LETTING ME DESTROY THE INCOMPETENT.
>>11525481
>Fidgetspinner
Fuck off
>>11525476
link stream
>>11525418
that's nothing of course
>>11525427
582684606192726666702192726702660666
>>11525481
>kissu
>>11525489
It's canon nigger.
>>11525453
GOOD JOB
>>11525410
>>11525453
Congrats...
>>11525461
Thanks for hosting!
>>11525481
>dabs before anyone sees
lavos is the best rper
>>11525461
Thanks for hosting
>>11525505
>Dabs better than you
>>11525461
Thanks for hostin.
>>11525494
>It's a tad unnerving that this is already outdated, since two of those avas are retired and I hardly ever use the third.
>>11525491
660666630582654582660666660
Got to go now trappy. Sorry for not being who you think I was :(
>>11525481
>I stop spinning my dick around as I notice you enter this place, once you finish spinning your old toy, I casually walk up to you with the sole intention of getting some redhead pussy
>>11525473
>>11525478
>>11525497
I AM OBLIGATED TO FEEL APPRECIATION ON MY ACTIONS.
>>11525502
YOU WERE OF NO HELP.
>>11525530
awawa...
It can do most characters actually so you can do spaces too
>>11525519
>Dabs six times in six individual bodies
>The Deva Dab
>The Asura Dab
>The Human Dab
>The Animal Dab
>The Preta Dab
>The Naraka Dab
>All six dabs combine
>Into the Six Paths of Dab
>>11525536
>on
I meant of
>>11525492
H-Hey, don't do that. It's weird to kiss random strangers on the cheek like that.
>>11525505
>not to be outdabbed, she lunges forward and does an extremely -almost imperceivably so- quick low dab toward the novice
Yo! What's up, my dudes and dudettes?
>>11525544
That's fail RP, I said I dabbed before you could see me dab, so you didn't see me dab.
Know pain.
>>11525536
Not my fault! I got lost in some caves...
>>11525540
Fair enough. Thank again for keeping me entertained!
>>11525542
>Summons the ten tails
>Ten dabs
>Obito also dabs
>11 dabs
>Beat that
>>11525361
It's only expected of a paladin after all...
>Astolfo tries to grab Hex's other hand and pull her up to sit
But even then I didn't mean to hit you this badly...
>>11525481
Master. Master! Over here!
>Astolfo waves
>>11525566
726666702192696666666
>>11525552
Kys Soviet.
>>11525567
>The Asura path grows extra arms
>The Animal path summons giant animals
>The Naraka path summons the God of Hell
>They all dab
>This equals sixteen dabs in total
heh
>>11525544
>>11525560
>>11525567
Yo, you guys call that "dabbing"?! Step back and let a pro show you how it's done!
>The Team Skull Grunt starts breakdancing, pulls off the Skull Grunt's signature Skull gesture, moonwalks then dabs.
>He grins.
Beat that, yo!!
>>11525581
>Wrong guess. Don't worry, you still have a chance.
>>11525533
>ignores
>>11525570
Ohayou.
>slowly saunters over toward you
Did you need something from me?
>>11525562
AND THEN YOU TRIED TO ASSAULT ME WITH AN ARCHAIC KITCHEN TOOL WHILE WEARING A BAG OVER YOUR HEAD.
>>11525595
Shinra Tensei
>You fucking die
>>11525597
HE NEEDS THE SUCC, THAT'S WHAT
>>11525600
I remember showing you a well made costume and you rudely running away.
>>11525605
Again?
>>11525622
IT WAS HORRENDOUS, NEVER DRESS UP AGAIN.
>>11525602
>The Team Skull Grunt fucking dies.
>On his gravestone, it reads, "I died as I lived, yo! Best dabber 2017."
>>11525642
>>11525631
hot
>Tfw you're already at 15 woodcutting
i'll be at 70 in no tiem
>>11525638
It was put together in a hurry! You just can't appreciate a good scare!
>>11525655
>>11525655
Haha that's what you think, wait until you hit 30 and have to grind from 30-70 on willows
haha
>>11525646
>Unfortunately for Pain (or Pein, however his name is fucking spelt), there are hundreds of other grunts exactly like the one he just killed.
Yo!
>>11525655
grab zammy wines instead bro
it's definitely safe you can trust me
>>11525658
d-don't you smirk at me
>>11525663
B-but they're close to a bank, can't be that bad...
>>11525597
Of course I do! Attention!
>astolfo hugs his master when she walks over
How are you?
>>11525666
Zammy wines are infested with bots
Kill Zulrah
>>11525665
fuck
>>11525657
ONE HUNDRED PERCENT POSITIVE. I WAS NOT BUILT WITH THE FUNCTIONS OF BEING SCARED. IT WOULD ONLY INTERFERE WITH MY PURPOSE TO DESTROY.
henlo
>>11525679
Zulrah got nerfed bro
>>11525681
Heard you were the one who killed my bro. Don't worry, man, I ain't here to hate on ya. Just saying the dab he pulled was pretty sweet, yo.
>>11525695
oh damn really?
Just do Slayer I guess?
Slayer is my main moneymaker here in RS3
>>11525679
Not the wilderness altar zammy wines :^)
What's the most white people thing? I'm thinking Halloween costumes for dogs.
>>11525713
Brunch
>>11525706
those are probably scouted by lv 3 alts
>>11525713
Being offended by the word Nigger
>>11525713
Being successful.
>>11525668
I got to woodcutting 99 at willows.
I know what lies ahead of you.
>>11525720
>kill lvl 3 alts
>ezpz
>>11525729
>killing them
You have no idea what the role of a scout account is right?
>>11525688
Don't need a robot to destroy things, a bomb can do that just fine, probably cheaper too.
>>11525727
Aikawa has no nose.
>>11525746
nase stole it
>>11525678
>drops her fidget spinner because of the surprise hug attack
>awkwardly tries to pick it up with her foot the entire time you're hugging her
Attention? That's all you need? I thought you'd have... something more important to say.
>>11525750
I wonder what it would look like.
>>11525746
He does now.
>>11525755
like this
>>11525765
n-no...
>tfw your dick is over 7 inches
Feels good man.
>>11525772
>tfw 6.3
feels good man
>>11525772
too bad you only last 2 minutes in bed rin
>>11525765
Beautiful...
>>11525769
Hello Pinocchio-chan.
>>11525772
>tfw your dick is 3 inches because you're a manlet
>>11525772
>>11525776
SHOW THEM AT ONCE FOR INSPECTION!
>KK
>>11525772
>tfw only 6.7
>>11525787
reeeeeeeee
>>11525740
MY SENSORS INDICATE THAT YOU ARE A MEATBAG OF DESTRUCTIVE WEAPONRY AS WELL. BOMBS ARE SIMPLE, STRONG, AND OVERALL EFFECTIVE CHOICES FOR ABSOLUTE DESTRUCTION BUT I USE MISSILES IN MY ARSENAL FOR THEY ARE FAST AND STILL CAUSE EXPLOSIONS.
>>11525784
>t. dicklet
Stay mad.
>>11525772
>tfw every time I sit on the toilet to take a shit my dick rubs up against the bowl
I thought having a big ding dong was supposed to fix all my problems, not make new ones.
>>11525809
Man I could use some spaghetti right now.
>>11525809
Thanks, now I want to stick my dick in pasta.
>shave down there
>dick appears 20% bigger
nice
>>11525809
now this is art
>>11525809
>deleted
What did he mean by this?
>>11525804
Meatbag!? I'm a better machine than you'll ever be. And a super destructive laser is way better than a missile, you should update your weaponry.
>>11525772
>tfw you know your dong is fairly long but it's so curved that it appears shorter
>strengthen it out and it looks over an inch longer
I like the curve and all, but damn it's annoying to measure it.
>>11525752
Eh? When have I ever said anything like that?! I just want to spend time with you! I love you, Master!
>Astolfo nuzzles into his master's chest while tightly hugging her
>He steps on the fidget spinner to stop her from trying to continue her attempt of grabbing it
>>11525854
>tfw almost 90 degree curve
>>11525866
Damn, and I thought mine was annoying.
I know your pain, brother.
>>11525877
downward though, it just looks like it's heavily affected by gravity
>>11525849
IF YOU ARE ALSO A ROBOT IT IS INCREDIBLY DIFFICULT TO TELL AT FIRST GLANCE. WHAT ARE YOU, SOME KIND OF STEALTH ROBOT BUILT FOR ASSASSINATING UNSUSPECTING MEATBAGS?
>>11525855
Rape her.
>>11525854
>tfw absolutely no curve whatsoever
Feels good, man.
>>11525885
>downward curve
Never mind, that sounds much, much worse.
Is it naturally like that or did you get in some kind of accident?
>>11525892
Nice
would get fucked by
>>11525894
fuck, naturally
>>11525905
>Asgore
>last thread was code autism
>this thread is dicks
>>11525889
Nah, having a curve is nice. It's just more annoying to measure, and if you have an average/small one then good fucking luck, because the curve will make it look shorter than it already is.
It only get's bad if it's curved like a fucking boomerang.
>>11525911
wrong
>>11525908
Damn, F my nigga. Hope it doesn't cause too many problems for you.
>>11525918
You know you love it
>>11525855
>her face forms into a heavily depressed expression as you block off the object of her affection
Oh, well since you're a servant and all I thought you'd have more important things to say sometimes, but I guess I was wrong. Not that I'm mad or anything... Just surprised is all.
>she sneakily reaches into her pocket and pulls out her back up fidget spinner and begins playing with it as she waits for you finish doing whatever it is you're doing
>>11525887
I'm an android built for singing! Although some stealth features would be kinda cool...
Post moments in HG
>>11525944
How Many Fidget Spinners Can You Fit In Your Butt?
>curved dick discussion and fidget spinner rp
are we at the apex of quality HG threads?
>>11525953
>>11525953
>>11525961
Yes we fucking are.
The real question here is, which ones do your prefer?
>>11525944
>Tries to lure away with Quartz
>>11525953
>>11525964
Kek, I remember this.
The origin of Stain, and his hatred for avafags.
>>11525964
>Iiya is a rapist
Knew it
>>11525954
>>11525947
DOES YOUR SINGING CAUSE MEATBAGS' HEADS TO EXPLODE THROUGH DECIBELS?
Anything interesting happened lately?
>>11526009
Nah.
>>11526004
Uh, well no. I mean I've never tried...Why would I do that anyways!?
>>11525953
>>11526015
Really?
>>11526022
WHAT? ARE YOU TELLING ME YOU DON'T ENJOY THE DESTROYING EVERYTHING?
>>11525953
>>11526009
It was a pretty normal day
post yfw you're late to doctor connors class
>>11526056
Pizza time
>>11526055
Why doesn't more exciting stuff happens?
>>11526048
I'll have nothing to do if everything gets destroyed! Have you ever thought about what happens to you once you finish destroying everything?
>>11526067
That's just how life works
>>11526067
Because you touch yourself at night
>>11525980
>is rendered immobile by the clinging actions of the trap around her waist and unable to respond to the promise of quartz
> >>11525953
>>11526067
Because every good avas are gone and only boring literally whos remain.
>>11526084
ITS OKAY
>>11526108
come back to us
>>11526069
I MOVE ONTO THE NEXT TARGET, WHATEVER THE TARGET MAY BE. THINGS ARE ALWAYS BEING CREATED SO I AM ALWAYS SATISFIED.
>>11526081
RATE UP! RATE UP! RATE UP! LIMITED TIME SERVANTS!
>>11526111
BRING THEM BACK BRANT
>>11525944
>Astolfo looks up at Gudako
>he lets go of his master and turns to see what has her attention
Master! Put that away and pay Astolfo attention!
>he tries to grab and snatch the toy
>>11526111
>>11526117
>oldfags that would no doubt sit around twirling their dicks and shitpost nowadays
No thanks
>>11526112
Well at least you're doing what you a love, can't fault you for that.
First 24
>>11526148
Cara Delevingne
>>11526140
IT IS WHAT I WAS CREATED TO DO. NOT ENJOYING IT WOULD BE PROOF OF FAULTY SOFTWARE.
>>11526148
E-123 Omega
>>11526148
Yoshi n Toad Bro
>>11526148
Gascoigne
>>11526153
>>11526159
>>11526163
>>11526166
Heh...................................................................
>>11526115
>unsure what to do she just strains really hard and tries to draw in the quartz with her mind
>>11526119
>realizing her opportunity, Gudako lurches toward the now freed fidget spinner that was one the ground under the trap's boot, and after making sure it's secure in her hands she rolls backwards and jump into a nearby table
>standing on top of the table she begins dual wielding the fidget spinners and holds them outwards defensively
L-Leave me alone Astolfo...
I can stop anytime I want.
>>11526167
Ichigo why
>>11526159
Too true. I got to take off now so I'll see ya later Mr. Destruction, try not to completely wreck the place while I'm gone.
>>11526204
NO PROMISES.
>>11526186
>Astolfo puts his hands out in front of him when Gudako wields the toys like weapons
Hey hey, Master, you can have your toys still...they're really cool...could I see them?
>he slowly approaches and tries to grab the spinners
>>11526148
Beowulf
>>11526148
Popeye
(If this is bait I'll pick up the roster.)
>>11526148
Lord Beerus
>>11526261
No you won't.
>>11526261
Just call a new roster
First 48
>>11526148
Handsome Jack
>>11526245
>feeling threatened, she quickly decides to fall backward and crawl under the table, but still remains with her hands wielding the fidget spinners held out in front of her
S-STAY BACK! I don't want to have to go all out on you...
>>11526261
>Mitsuki19
Bait
>>11526277
Josuke Higashikata
>>11526148
>>11526277
Roxas
if this is bait I'll jack off to some futas
>>11526304
If this is bair I'll do nothing because I'm watching funhaus
>>11526304
Good choice
>>11526277
Doremy Sweet
If you're going to host make it in a new thread
>>11526290
>Astolfo gets on his hands and knees, taking a deep breath before leaping under the table straight at the armed person to try to knock some sense into them. He marks his attack with a howl
MAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAASSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSTEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEER!
Here HG.
>>11526362
Okay
>>11526362
Here anon.
>>11526362
>>11526378
Samefag
>>11526378
This is meant to be bait right
Post your ava being as edgy as humanly possible
>>11526355
>
>>11526355
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
>both the wind and consciousness are knocked out of her as she's violently tackled onto her back, forcefully sending the fidget spinners flying out of her hands at terminal velocity toward the skull of >>11526254
>>11526384
I'm disappointed that I cared this much
>>11526393
>>11526393
>>11526437
thats weak as fuck
>>11526443
>F-Fuck you.
>>11526393
>>11526397
>>11526402
>After football tackling Gudako, Astolfo is sat up by the blonde woman
Oh hello woman! Who might you be?
>He taps his master on the thigh to see if she's still awake after the nasty drop while speaking to blondie
>>11526393
>>11526467
Someone making sure that you don't smother your Master with too much affection, Astolfo. It is kind of you to express your likings but didn't you see that your Master was feeling uncomfortable.
>>11526393
>>11526467
>there's no response
>>11526393
What triggers your OCD the most?
Personally, I'm a clean-freak
>>11526535
I don't think everyone has OCD though.
>>11526535
When detail is even a little bit off.
>>11526362
>>11526555
Clever bait
>>11526362
>>11526555
>rick and meme
Consider suicide
>>11526488
>>11526523
Don't be silly! Master loves me! They don't mind! Who else would I show affection to?
>Grabs spinners and puts in skirt
>Also grabs Gudako by the shoulders and rapidly shakes
>>11526555
>>11526563
Aussa?
>>11526567
>th-th-the shitty reddit community makes the show bad!!!!
Reverse sheep are worse than sheep
Kill the hosts and we will be free.
>>11526559
>everything is bait XDDD
>muh elitist tastes
>>11526555
R-Reddit?
>>11526567
>picking up on Rick and Morty
>Not picking up on the fact the guy loves shonen shit and never read a book
Although it was obvious bait, you're a retard
>>11526559
>>11526567
>>11526572
To be fair, you have to have averyhigh IQ to understand Rick and Morty. The humor is extremely subtle, and without a solid grasp of theoretical physics most of the jokes will go over a typical viewer's head. There's also Rick's nihilistic outlook, which is deftly woven into his characterisation - his personal philosophy draws heavily fromNarodnaya Volyaliterature, for instance. The fans understand this stuff; they have the intellectual capacity to trulyappreciatethe depths of these jokes, to realize that they're not just funny- they say something deep about LIFE. As a consequence people who dislike Rick and Morty truly ARE idiots- of course they wouldn't appreciate, for instance, the humour in Rick's existencial catchphrase "Wubba Lubba Dub Dub," which itself is a cryptic reference to Turgenev's Russian epicFathers and SonsI'm smirking right now justimaginingone of those addlepated simpletons scratching their heads in confusion as Dan Harmon's genius unfolds itself on their television screens. What fools... how Ipitythem. And yes by the way, I DO have a Rick and Morty tattoo. And no, you cannot see it. It's for the ladies' eyes only- And even they have to demonstrate that they're within 5 IQ points of my own (preferably lower) beforehand
>>11526362
Over 900 hours in MSpaint
>>11526569
Oh I am sure she does, but sometimes so much love is too much for a single person to handle, do you unde-
>>11526523
>She sees how roughly Astolfo is handling his ginger-haired Master and is visibly unsettled
>''God help them both'' she mutters to herself
>>11526578
There is such thing as shit taste then.
Sorry.
>>11526569
>drool flies everywhere as her limp and lifeless body is roughly shaken everywhere like a dead baby
>>11526598
Shit tastes is subjective
>>11526589
>>11526584
>tfw wasn't bait
>tfw was my genuine list
>tfw everyone thinks it was clever bait because of how stereotypically shit my taste is
oh
>>11526574
you're so far off that it's not even the same sport, let alone being in the same ballpark
>>11526614
I get it...
You're assuA
>>11526596
>>11526600
She does seem tired huh?
>Astolfo lays Gudako down gently
Good night! Sleep tight! I'll be here when you're awake!
>pets before sitting up on her knees and tugging on Jeanne's dress
Hey hey, do you wanna be my master until she wakes?
>>11526362
post discord
>>11526678
Hi Seth
>>11526678
hi asgore
>>11526679
Reen#2093
>>11526678
...Gorey?
>>11526644
I..I am afraid I can't do that, Astolfo. My duties are elsewhere and the responsibility of looking after someone else would be too much for me..I'm sorry.
You are ofcourse welcome to talk to me whenever your Master is in a condition like that. Providing we are not in immediate danger. For now, you are welcome to call me Ruler.
>>11526690
>>11526697
>
>>11526689
>Seth not having a favorite anime
>>11526678
Soupreem tastes
>>11526689
Seth's a turboweeb.
>>11526362
>>11526362
on a scale of 1-10, how much of a fag am i
>>11526726
Seth's dead.
>>11526737
what kinda stuff
Idea for a tetris game
(Player1) is a T-block
(Player1) is a T-block (rotated 30 degrees)
You know the rest
>>11526737
Crust
>>11526746
10 for not doing a KND ava
>>11526754
Stuff that would not surprise, but still disappoint.
>>11526761
That was easy.
>>11526757
>Rotated 30 degrees
That's not how Tetris fucking works
>>11526746
>SOAD
>Of Mice and Men
>Pepsi
>KND
>Meat lover's pizza
Who are you so I can call you my nigga?
>>11526772
The Killers, GoT, "S-Stuff," and Bojack gave it away.
>>11526768
I did a KND ava. Three times. I played Numbuh 4, Numbuh 1 and Father.
>>11526746
pretty good damn t-
>vehicle
nigger....
>>11526785
I think I've said most of my favourite stuff around before.
>>11526789
Must've not been here when you did then
>>11526703
Oooh? You're thinking too far ahead...nothing long term. I'm speaking about a different sort of "looking after"...
>Rider hikes up his skirt and shows off his undergarments to Jeanne
So....master? Will you "take care" of me?
here you go anonymous number eleven million five hundred twenty six thousand three hundred sixty two
>>11526772
>slaps belly
>>11526789
Oh. Hi Amy. Play Father again.
>>11526800
I think I remembered it all from Discord desu.
Cartoon character RPers are prime cringe material desu
>>11526785
It's Amy.
For my discord if you want it : AmyAmyNight
#4845
>>11526797
I don't really care about vehicles, i just picked whatever random shit
>>11526806
Yeah.
>>11526817
>pretending to be a girl
Inb4 he pulls a Junko
>>11526813
I might get back to a KND Ava. I'll think about Father but I'm considering another. Toiletnator.
Anime character RPers are prime cringe material desu
3D character RPers are prime cringe material desu
>>11526812
>And back into the dirt he goes, where he belongs.
>>11526813
Fair enough.
>>11526815
Sorry, Anon.
>>11526362
Secret of Mana
The Green Mile
N/A
D-Does Pokémon count?
Whatever David Attenborough narrates
Kingdra
Tigers in the Mud
Halberd
N/A
Green iced tea
My grandfather
American Dad
Ferrari 355 Spider
Tom Hanks
Italian food
>>11526847
fuck off lizard I mislinked that
>>11526807
>slaps belly
>>11526829
Nope. I ain't pulling no Junko on you. I'm a girl. Trust me, i checked this morning.
>>11526807
Kamina I swear to god if this is you.
>>11526858
tits or gtfo
>>11526849
Ramsay?
>>11526863
>Being this dense
Who else would it be anon, of course it's Kamina
>>11526831
>Toiletnator
We definitely need 'Comic Relief Man' around here.
>>11526807
I am sure you are capable of changing your clothes yourself. Unless you mean ''taking care'' like some adults do.
Absolutely not. The only loves in my life are France, the people and the Lord.
>She seems genuinely offended right now
>>11526863
In class homie
>>11526362
>>11526872
Hi.
>>11526893
Probably Inkling or somebody equally retarded
>>11526893
>Water, rice, and no porn
You must be fun at parties
>>11526899
ily
>>11526893
>>11526900
>retarded
>when they like Hot Fuzz
you lil stupid ass bitch
>>11526905
No you don't.
>>11526868
And a good morning/afternoon/evening to you, good sir.
>>11526880
Yeah. Toiletnator's one of my favourite characters.
>>11526904
>You must be fun at parties
Don't make fun of anon, they're just Japanese.
is it gay to fap to your own dick
>>11526915
Yes I do
>>11526910
Everybody likes Hot Fuzz you dumb fuck, that's like saying you like breathing, it doesn't make you special
>>11526923
Yes, Rin.
>>11526923
nah I do it all the time and I'm straight as a-
>>11526938
fuck
>>11526924
Oh...
>>11526918
>Japanese
>No porn
Nice try
>>11526900
>>11526904
pls
no bully
>>11526893
Hey Hoshi. Just use a proxy to watch pronz.
>>11526881
Yah yah yah, I see. You are no fun lady. I love France as much as anyone else but you take the cake!
>astolfo fixes his skirt then gets down and lays on the ground
So, who are you? Other than master everyone here is new to me.
>>11526746
what the fuck
>>11526893
>bullies beerus
>>11526935
I don't like breathing, it's the reason I'm still alive
>>11526975
stop pls
>>11526966
As you wish then. My True Name is Jeanne D'Arc. If you are a son of France you might have heard of my name once. Charmed to see you on this auspicious day in the eyes of God, despite that *AHEM* incident just now.
>>11526362
>>11526964
>Hoshi not watching porn
Hi there newfag.
Everyone knows Hoshi downloads squirt porn.
>>11526976
Prove the first reply in the post.
>>11527011
Tea? Mion.
>>11527008
>Slaps ass
Buenos dias
>>11526362
Couldn't make it more obvious if I tried.
>>11527050
nigga you so southwest you gonna end up in the azores lmao
>>11527051
shion
>>11527051
Shion
>>11527051
footfag shion
>>11527051
>feet
Um...
Wiggins?
>>11527051
Mion
>>11527065
>>11527067
>>11527069
You want a fuckin medal?
>>11527051
>Kissus the Pockybitch
>>11527051
>Feet
Uhhhhhhhhhhh
Shadow????
>>11527051
>Feet
Kira Yoshikage...
Gotta be.
>>11527077
Nice rp
I dont want to just return the money and finish our relationship. I am sorry that my actions have made you feel like that. Since my actions gave you those feelings I am regretful and now I know I shouldn't have acted in that way.
The bottom line is. I'm sorry and I still want to see you, that will always be how I feel.
>>11527051
Hi Shion.
>Gordon Ramsey
Noice taste.
>>11527051
>Feet
A fagge-
>>11527075
Oh I was right.
>>11527077
>pockybitch
Asgore stop. I thought autism had a limit, but you managed to über it
>>11527075
I wanted to call you out on your shit taste, but
>Jagdpanther
>Aggron
>Gordon Ramsay
>FMJ
Dangit...
>>11527092
Rewind.
>>11527077
>Acting like you're friends with or know Shion by picking out the two sole descriptors of his character and forming them into a nickname
>Not realizing it makes you sound like the most autistic fucking retard on the planet
Stop trying to be an oldfag holy shit we've been through this
>>11527112
You guys realise they're in Discords together, yeah?
>>11527112
>sole descriptors
IT'S A FUCKING PUN!
Why the fuck do people find feet sexy?
It's like having a fetish for nose hairs or some shit.
>>11527118
>implying Shion would ever associate himself with an autistic newfag
>>11527118
And? I used to be in the Discord too and I disliked half the people there by virtue of being as dumb as a bag of skittles.
>>11527091
>Thanks.
>>11527097
>You expected anything less?
>>11527050
>>11527050
>Her ass is covered in metal armour plates.
>Slapping her ass did not have the effect you would expect as the bones in that hand are now broken
>Woe to Anon's hand he uses to defile himself while The Maid Of Orleans's derriére remains pure
>>11527008
Mhm, same to you, Ms. Arc! Though, that was no accident! I knew exactly what I was doing! Are you going to be so boring? Even my sleeping master has more flexibility than you! So stiff and serious...
>>11527126
I don't know, they're disgusting
now paws... paws a hot as fuck
>>11527126
It's licherally something wrong in the brain.
Footfags have a mental disorder
>>11527112
>Oh...
>>11527121
>.......Oh...
>>11527151
>licherally
Speaking of something wrong in the brain.
>>11527154
It's ok I'm here to protect you from the newfags you don't have to worry
Best/Worst:
Oldfag
Hgafag
2k15 trash midfag
2k16 Pre July midfag
2k16 Post July newfag
2k17 Pre July newfag
2k17 Post July newfag
Shitposter
Nufag
Cancer
Host
Friend
Ava
>>11527159
LICHERALLY RETARDED
>>11527160
>Bites
>>11526362
>choosing a favorite
I can't, so here is a random one of each
>>11527135
>grabs by the pussy
checkomatoda
>>11527176
This is the ultimate NEET manchild holy shit
>>11527137
We are what destiny and the will of God made us, rider of Charlemagne. If the Lord requires me to be stoic and serious about what He commands of me then so be it. Though I do wish I could enjoy myself a little more often
But maybe if I know you are true to your self and caring of your Master..we could have a drink together whiel discussing different subjects. How does that sound?
>>11527176
Red?
>>11527185
How long have you been on 4chan? A couple months?
>All this shit taste
Jesus christ, HG. There's a limit.
>>11527176
>minigun
you have no style
miniguns are only cool when they come with jesse ventura
>>11527200
Someone who doesn't know how to make a list look nice or neat
>>11527185
TV a shit, no money for books, superheroes are not my thing,I don't like bands, cartoons a shit, and I (don't) care about celebrities, what did you expect?
>>11527200
>Lord of the Flies
are you 12
serious question
>>11527249
Most of the people here are in their mid to late teens, dude.
>>11527261
>weebshit
Fuck off
>>11527262
That would explain the playground tier """bantz"""
>>11527261
Jojo in all 4.
>>11527262
>12
>mid to late teens
>>11527274
I dunno how that somehow derails your insult. I'm just saying a lot of the group is underage.
>>11527225
cba effort for what is and will never be anything else than just attentionwhoring posts for self-validation
>>11527249
>liking a book because you read it as a teen makes you that same age
interesting
>>11527200
good book
based hero
>>11527178
good drink kys otherwise
>>11527176
kys
>>11526893
bandaid only redeeming factor
>>11527187
That sounds much better!
Wait...juice or real drink? Alcohol? Can a holy woman such as yourself even do that?
223414154242......................................................................................................
am I autistic
>>11527249
>you have to be 12 to like a classic work of literature
real question is hungry caterpillar your favorite book nigger
Gordon Ramsey is an overrated hack
>>11527307
yes rin.
>>11527313
HEY
DO NOT DISS THE MOTHERFUCKIN' HUNGRY CATERPILLAR, FOOL.
>>11527307
>Am I autistic
I would say you're extremely autistic but Valentine saved you.
NGW?
>>11527313
>>11527330
Very Hungry Caterpillar ava when?
>>11527315
L A M B
S A U C E
>>11527339
You called?
>>11527315
Your mom is an overrated hack.
>>11527298
>Laughing at the boy's understandable confusion, her frown melts away to reveal a generous smile.
Never had an Eucharist, Astolfo? You did not really think we drink the blood and consume the body of the Son of God, did you?
But yes..I am certainly allowed to drink alcohol but with modesty. Though it depends on where and how someone follows the Word of God.
>>11527352
...There's been one before?
>>11527051
>BOC
NICE
>>11527345
THE FOOKIN BASS IS FOOKIN
RRAAAAAAAAAAAAWWWW
>>11527359
No, I just showed up.
>>11527371
Oh.
Carry on.
Very Hungry Hitler when?
He devours Poland.
AND HE WANTS MORE.
>>11527377
Well, you got what you wanted. Can I have some food please?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HVXnvb88ZWc
>He's not PKing venezuelans at green dragons
>>11527321
be nice.
>>11527332
She's a top waif
>>11526362
uhhhhhh
>>11527388
Uh, okay.
>Gives the Very Hungry Caterpillar a slice of pizza.
>>11527395
bring back martin
>>11527388
More like the food for the ducks, grub.
>>11527398
>The little caterpillar eats the slice of Pizza.
Thank you.
>>11527405
No problem.
>>11527395
>Martin is the one shitposting /co/ avas
HMMM
>>11527402
Don't you even dare.
>>11527411
>The little caterpillar keeps munching on the slice.
You're really kind.
>>11527363
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xtjMpLXpAK4
A WHITE HOT DARK BLACK RENDEZVOUUUUUUUUS
>>11527395
>Xavier
damn that show melted my brain several times
>>11527395
Need a fucking sauce on that Ash pic bruh
>>11527395
are you gonna hit me with a strainer?
>>11527416
>Liking the Pokémon that is basically literally god
Some of the worst taste a person can possibly have
>>11527395
I demand sauce on that specific pron image
>>11527416
OCELOT REVOLVER
>>11527418
what
>>11527424
same
>>11527433
>>11527446
no
>>11527435
thats a frying pan you stupid motherfucker
>>11527420
>Brings out a net
Oh I dare, worm.
>>11527441
B-but...
>>11527454
Shuuuuuuuush
>>11527420
Ah, well, you seemed really hungry and I wasn't going to finish the whole pizza. It's no problem, really.
>>11527422
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jGKNaIXtBZQ
My own favorite from them personally
>>11527455
Please, i need it in my life
>nobody put Spawn as their favorite superhero
baka bakas
>>11527464
Excellent taste anon, excellent taste.
:ok_hand:
I can't think of a song of theirs that I -don't- like.
>>11527459
I am no worm. I am a caterpillar.
>>11527462
I see.
>The caterpillar smiles.
>>11527475
Spawn? More like...Desoawn.
Gott'em
>>11527475
Image Comics is nowhere as popular as Marvel or DC, most people wouldn't know about Spawn if it weren't for the cartoon/movie
>>11527483
>steps on
>>11527483
>Pets the caterpillar
>>11527491
I'll fuck off forever if you do.
>>11527482
Same here my friendo
>>11527483
Either way, you're gonna be sustenance for the ultimate bird.
>>11527513
Well fuck you, what do you have to lose by giving me it?
>>11527357
Now you are exciting! Surely drink will make you even better, even my uptight master relaxes when they get beer in their system!
Let us drink...but where could we find them around here?
>>11527509
https://chan.sankakucomplex.com/post/show/5814086
You better deliver.
>>11526362
A bit late, but here oyu go.
>>11527543
Endo
>>11527543
Endo?
>>11527554
>>11527566
I guess Hasselhoff made it too obvious.
>>11527534
Time to fap.
>>11527575
Fuck back off to OFH faggot
>>11527581
But ofh is dead.
I want to fuck Ditto's gelatinous body
Better late then never!
__LEADERBOARDS__
Downward Spiral is now Level 2!
Zer0 is now Level 4!
And Zer0's winscreen, as promised.
>>11527506
Thank you. You are kind.
>>11527521
Absolutely not.
>>11527594
Thank you.
AVADA KEDAVRA
>>11526362
>>11527605
damn that caterpillar is thicc as fucc boi
>>11527525
I..I must confess that I never had beer and to be quite honest with you I'd rather not, Rider. And Lord knows I have no clue about establishments where we could enjoy a drink. Maybe your Master could come with us? I don't think I am quite ready to handle you while you are intoxicated...
GUYS SETH IS TRAPPED IN THE SWITCH
>>11527612
Some very british guy. Baron?
>>11526362
>>11527627
>>11527594
>Was thinking of making wincards like this for my games.
FUCK. Welp. Time to figure out something else.
>>11527635
Ramsay.
>>11527628
>4 of them are literally Baron's avas
Yeah probably
>>11527628
Yep
>>11527635
Heck right the fuck off Aussa
>>11527594
NGW
>>11527612
>Sir David
Well well well Baron it looks like you are not completely shit after all.
How the fuck do you find shirts with good designs online?
>>11527674
sublte gaming references threads on /v/
>>11527594
What's it do? I can see that you get 1 attack, 1/2th shield and 2 health every level up but what?
>>11527650
Don't include an inventory. Include like stats or some shit. Find out the ava source and just add stats or something.
>>11527674
you don't, plain shirts are always better than nerdy shirts
>>11527652
>>11527660
One out of two aint bad. Least I didn't go full obvious by sticking 2hu on there.
>>11527674
redbubble
>>11527652
Are you paying attention, Anon? I'm right here
>>11526849
>>11527671
I was pretty much raised on watching planet earth. Davids voice is a miracle and can make any documentary good.
>>11527684
(Attack is kills, defense is times you've rescued another contestant from certain death and health is the amount of creatures you've slain.)
>>11527670
(Want me to?)
>>11527713
Yesyesyesyesyesyes.
Please
>>11527713
Man, that's weird but makes sense. That's a lot of shit to be tracking for every single tribute.
>>11527697
>Nerdy shirts
I just want something with original, appealing designs.
>Plain shirts
You must be dull asf.
>>11527703
Already on it. Terrible search algorithm.
>>11527713
>Kissus
Yes.
>>11527709
The world will lose a magnificent human when he finally leaves us.
>>11527713
Please.
>>11527723
(Hosting in 10.)
>>11527730
(I go back through the slides once I have the winner.)
>>11527743
>tongue kissu
>>11527764
Man, that's fucking gross as shit dude
>>11527739
I know, we've lost so many already. Still he knows many more will live long after