I'm bored. Give me a sentence or two and I'll have

Hi. Bye.

>>11524965
I'm never getting a third game am I? I lost hope for a half life cameo, but wow... Valve really can't count to three can it?
At least I got to meet batman. That was nice.

"You have to go back to plebbit"

>>11524982
https://my.mixtape.moe/cuddmm.wav
She had issues with the h in Hi

>>11524965
I am going to ressurect Cave Johnson and convince him to insert his penis into my phallic receptor

>>11525086
https://my.mixtape.moe/oztian.wav

>>11525131

https://my.mixtape.moe/tyfzwc.wav

can i use the navy seals copypasta, op?

>>11525344
It would take too long

>>11525350
damn

i suppose one line from it will do

"What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch?"

"Traps are gay, deal with it faggot"

>>11525160
https://my.mixtape.moe/pkcsjj.wav
Will admit it came out kinda janky

Not much interested in glados, but if you could do a no more heroes/killer 7 distortion voice, that would be sick as hell.

Otherwise, make glados say
"Hey girl, whats your furaffinity!"

>>11525364
https://my.mixtape.moe/iffsnm.wav

>>11525398
>"Traps are gay, deal with it faggot"
https://my.mixtape.moe/kslbxt.wav

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>>11525606
10/10

"You like when I'm using my vaginal muscles to stimulate your penis, don't you? You sick monster, I bet you never talked to a real human female. So sad."

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>>11525675
On it boss
>>11525792
Too long

>>11525872
>Too long
aw man.
how about.... "haha i hate myself"

"just fucking neck yourself already, you fag"

"I sexually Identify as an Attack Helicopter."

>>11525675
https://my.mixtape.moe/mxgjrk.wav
put a little extra effort in.

>>11524965
''Even the cake rejected you. how pathetic''

>>11525921
https://my.mixtape.moe/omyqgv.wav

>>11525965

https://my.mixtape.moe/sxicml.wav

>>11525974
https://my.mixtape.moe/yyiovq.wav
She doesn't like the word helicoptor
>>11525993
This'll be the last one

>>11526028
>https://my.mixtape.moe/omyqgv.wav
oh man thanks! possum glados!

>>11526136
>>11525993
https://my.mixtape.moe/crxwsk.wav

Here's a bonus one I made for fun earlier
https://my.mixtape.moe/ymwpbz.wav

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>This thread

>>11525985
Thanks man. Are you using that program that can turn text-to-speech audio into glados?

>>11526266
Yep

>>11526288
I knew it. Used it too for shit and giggles. The problem is those voices are lifeless. I wonder if it would be possible to record siri or google assistant for a better voice.

>>11524965
it would be great listen her voice descriving what kind of new experimetal (and erotic) treatment she will make to anon ...

Kaz, I'm already a demon...

"Alone on a Friday night? God, you're pathetic."

>>11526176
Any chance you could do:

"Bang bang, skeet skeet, I will never leave"

or

"Swiggoty swooty, I'ma cumin' for, da booty"

Great stuff so far though mate, really funny

>>11524965
Oh yes anon, please fuck my ass raw.
Go harder and don't cum yet, i want to be so sore tomorrow i won't be able to sit for days.

This technology must be used for porn

>>11524965
imagine this voice reading an erotical fapfic about glados in first person...

>>11524965
Well, you've really done it this time.

I'm just glad we got to share in the experience of your impeccable stupidity.

>>11524965
I want to know what you use to do that

>>11530202
What do you mean? If you're talking about me not doing any more I said earlier (>>11526136) that I was stopping.

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>>11525792
Long and had typos, but damn that was pretty good. I have hope for humanity when Dune is still quoted. It was long icing on the top of the cake.

boy howdy hey do i hate niggers

>More Daddy, hurt me more.

Ech

Can you make a tutorial for how you did this?

>snoo pingas usual I see

>>11524965
"He roars a mighty roar, as he fills my butt with his love"

I found this:

http://glados.biringa.com/