i don't know if this is technically /b/ stupidity but /stupid/

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2017-09-13 04:09:46 Post No. 11523680
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Anonymous 2017-09-13 04:09:46 Post No. 11523680 [Report]

i don't know if this is technically /b/ stupidity but /stupid/ thread? i'll start

>be 15
>i sneak out one night
>sitting at park bench waiting to meet a friend
>a guy approaches me and says some shit about skateboarding since i had it beside me on the bench
>he asks if he can take it for ride and says "i'll give it back after i'm done."
>surewhynot.jpg
>i give it to him and he pulls out a knife
>"hey buddy could you also empty your pockets out?"
>excuse me what
>muh autism kicks in
>"uhhhhhhh i got no cash on me man"
>fuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuck
>"sure you dont. now cough it up"
>im not lying either im a brokefag and don't have my phone on me since dad can look at location history
>"i have like a dollar of dimes on me man"
>he looks at me like a disappointed father and he bolts off like a kenyan with my skateboard
>fuck
>my friend shows up and we end up doing what our plan is
>never told anyone since scared looking even more beta

Anonymous 2017-09-13 04:32:35 Post No.11523855
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>>11523680
I'll take "things that happened last night" for five hundred, Alex.

Anonymous 2017-09-13 05:19:17 Post No.11524279
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>>11523680
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Anonymous 2017-09-13 06:47:43 Post No.11525240
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>>11523680
You want stupid, I'll give ya something stupid.
>I was born
There. THAT's stupid.

Anonymous 2017-09-13 10:31:03 Post No.11527649
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>>11525240
Retarded even

Anonymous 2017-09-13 10:34:13 Post No.11527698
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>>11524279
You mind if I take this pasta with me?

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