/hmofa/ - Human Males On Female Anthros General #56 >Doe

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>your lover is sprawled out across your lap, gently purring as you watch late night comedy together
>one of your hands is patting her head, the other resting gently on her ass
>without saying a word, she slowly undoes her bra, and throws it over the side of the couch, before she gently and slowly goes to remove her panties, and you can smell the deep wanting odor of heat wash over you
>"I want to watch TV, anon. But if I stay this horny with no relief, I may as well just let you change the channel for how few words are actually reaching my ears."
>you move her leg without saying a word, so that her knee braces her body on your lap, and slide down her panties enough to easily get at her
>you rub and tease her gently at first, before moving to a finger, and then two deep inside of her
>you're careful not to make her get too horny, stroking rythmic relief into her
>you can feel her begin to slowly tighten on your fingers, and you realize that even if you've been going nice and politely slow to help, she was still going to cum at some point
>you give her slightly quicker, deep, rythmic hand rubs into her hot and steamy honey pot
>her tail rises as a warning she's very close, and you roll in around and behind the back of your neck
>she finally comes on your hand, and you work gentler more shallow pivots into her
>after a while, she gently brushes your toying hand away, and fully takes away her own panties
>moving around so that your crotch is under her, she carefully unzips you, and allows you to see directly how wet she was getting again
>though her previous lady cum still soaked her legs, a fresh and slow stream was flowing
>she gently sits on your member, gasping as it reaches her back walls
>"thank you very much, anon. I'll take a ride nice and slow on you for a while, to grant you a reward, and to hopefully get it off my mind for a few moments"
>she happily purrs, gently and carefully slapping her hips into you
>thank god she was your lovely little kitten

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Going to add the above greentext to my short story bin. I wrote another short one a while back, but can't find it.
https://pastebin.com/VEhqdZ7G

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Do you think non-mammal anthros should have mammaries?

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>>11521258
Chickenman says no.
https://youtu.be/a7NMq88ZOs8

>>11521258
you asked that last thread and people said yes

>>11521268
Made me auddenly think of chickean as some kind of chicken anthro murdering man who hides it via packing them into the normal chicken cuts. Kinda awesome, if not gruesome way to hide it.

Reposting this Sonic story from last thread

docs.google.com/document/d/1ugS5Rp9X842Xa0M9gkwZmwMMm0BGWeLcDWBCxnRzQ0o/edit?usp=sharing

>>11521428
Damn it
https://docs.google.com/document/d/1ugS5Rp9X842Xa0M9gkwZmwMMm0BGWeLcDWBCxnRzQ0o/edit?usp=sharing

>>11521304
I didn't.
I asked if they should have breasts and some dickhead went "hurr durr chickens have chicken breast :))))" so I had to get more specific.

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>>11521258
Yes, why the hell wouldn't I want boobs?

>>11521258
No, my autism kicks in something hard for implausible biology.

>>11521579
>>yes, should they have breasts just not how you think
>chigum breast :))))))
good to know you got anally anally annihilated over a simple response.

>>11521650
I just don't get non mammals with mammal breasts. Why would a gecko need to produce milk? Or a crow?

>>11521687
Because it's hot, magic, genetically engineered to have them because it's hot, crossbreeding with mammals at some point, various other reasons. Take your pick.

https://www.sofurry.com/view/351218
https://www.sofurry.com/view/181542
https://www.sofurry.com/view/657427
https://www.sofurry.com/view/106636
https://www.sofurry.com/view/650520
https://www.sofurry.com/view/658655
https://www.sofurry.com/view/655492

>>11521695
>Because it's hot,
Subjective

>magic, genetically engineered to have them because it's hot,
Only applicable in certain settings

>crossbreeding with mammals at some point
Implausible

Is it just a fetish thing?

>>11521738
People like tits I suppose. The best reason I can come up with.

>>11521785
It probably depends on your viewpoint desu. If all you're looking for is porn or fetish fuel then I can totally understand 'I like boobs so I want them to have boobs', even if it's really not my thing. I just wish there was more non-porn discussion I guess.

>>11521801
Discussion as in a world-building scenario? I mean there could be a myriad of reasons as to why such a creature would have breasts. Limit being one's imagination. As for grounding reasons in reality? I have no fucking clue other than, like I said, people like tits.

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>>11521448
I'm having trouble reading this. I know it's common to have the protagonist be some spaghetti-dropping beta but this motherfucker literally can't go a single sentence without having a panic attack or saying something that makes me think he has genuine autism.

>>11521845
>sonic fandom
>autism
are you even surprised.

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>>11521879
I... yeah, you have a point.

Holy fuck the fucking board is fucking bumping so fucking fast

>>11521174
>tfw can't go doe hunting not for the fun of it but for a doe anthro to fuck and have fun with
It hurts

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Welp. I'll be back later from having my early morning birthday party with myself, Jose Cuervo, The Cap'n, and the best fox I ever met. I'll try to be sober when writing, but I have no idea what kind of gifts I'm gonna get. See you guys in 6 hours. If you can pinpoint where in Texas I am, feel free to show up and drink it up with us. Just knock, so you don't get a belly full of shotshell.

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>>11521196
>Kicking a sexy nude collie girl off the bed
>Not bedding the sexy nude collie girl

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Would you a gypsy?

>>11522497
Who is this semen demon?

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>>11522497
Huh, I remember this getting delivered on /tg/ ages ago. Interesting.

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>>11522367
>Sudden flashbacks about that Anon who wrote a little green about that

THIS IS WHY WE CAN'T HAVE NICE THINGS

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I know most people here are racist fucks but I'd fucking bang a Doe that looked like Ruth Negga. Maybe a white tipped nose with some deer spot freckles on her face

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>>11522828
>but I'd fucking bang a Doe that looked like Ruth Negga

If Ruth Negga were turned into a Doe she'd nolonger look like Ruth Negga!

>>11522934
You can still do jaw, chin cheekbones, eyes, brows and even the lips of the snout could be the same. The facial structure would simply shift.

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>All I want for Christmas is a gangbang
>A pack of young human men slavering over me
>Oh, what a sight that'd be
>They'd all be stroking their nice, fat cocks, just for me
>A dozen - no, TWO dozen, all fresh from my Christmas Eve party
>Everyone knows my eggnog has a little extra kick to it
>They wouldn't be able to help themselves, just from the sight of my body
>One would hold me down, pull off his belt and strap my hands behind my back
>Then with my hooves tied up as well, he'd push me down onto the couch
>No, not the couch
>They'd just fuck me right there on the kitchen floor, wouldn't they?
>Fuck me like some animal, grab my horns and push my face into the cold tiles
>One would kneel down and whisper into my ear
>"We're going to knock you up Mrs Dawson, fuck a nice human baby into you"
>They'd rip my dress off, spill my tits out for them to leer at
>Would they even wait for that or would they start fucking me right there?
>I bet they'd use my mouth first, order me to suck their thick, throbbing cocks before they fill my womb up
>They wouldn't care if I gagged or choked, they'd just grab my horns and start pumping themselves into my throat
>Their hot sperm would drip all over my snout, soaking into my fur
>Of course they'd get impatient
>They'd have to start fucking me before they exploded
>One of them would fuck me from behind, spank my ass and pull my tail
>Another would hold my mouth to the base of his penis, force me to pleasure him
>They'd shoot all their delicious cum inside me, then toss me aside

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>>11522950
>But they wouldn't stop, oh no
>They'd pass me to their friends, let them fuck me senseless
>They'd all take turns on me, the filthy, slutty whore who'll bear their children
>I'd wake up in the morning, still tied up on the kitchen floor
>They'd come back and do it all over again, bending me over the kitchen counter and having their way with me
>It'd never end
>They couldn't give up such a nice, easy fuck like me
>They'd have to come back, day after day, filling me to the brim with hot, virile cum
>I'd have been knocked up from the first day, but they'd just keep using me
>Oh god, I think I'm going to cum already, just thinking about it
>I wonder if Emily would like to come to my Christmas party tomorrow...

>>11521681
He's clearly autistic

>>11522497
Sauce me right now, please

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I really should stick to just one story and finish it, but I switched things up again working on femSkaven story. I think I'm just used to writing non lewd stuff I want to put off writing the sex.

Ironic I know since Pets has been almost nothing but sex. Anyway. Tweaked the Skaven story to nonGreen, here's what I got so far.

The Council of Thirteen is in an uproar.

Kritislik, after coming down from a warpstone fueled trance, began babbling for the council to assemble. He confided the reasons secretly to his slave, who sold the information to Clan Mors for a warp token, who was spied on by a Clan Rictus informant, who in turn confided in a companion that was really a Clan Skurvy double agent.

By the time news reached clan Skurvy, spies from Eshin had relayed the message to their client Clans Skab, Moribidus, and Carrion, but not before a Pestilens monk threatened the truth out of them. All the while Moulder rats scurried underpaw, their ears hearing all, and delivering it to Clan Moulder. And through the Far-Squeaker, Clan Skryre heard from Kritsilik himself when he forgot to turn his end of the device off.

By the time the Council was assembled, every Clan leader was very much aware of the situation, and Kritislik knew they knew. But he also knew that they knew so he knew to create a fake message for them to know while only he knew the truth, a truth he would divulge now.
“Council” the Seerlord croaked, coughing phlem and bits of warpstone. “I wake-wake from a deep-dark sleep. I hear Horned Rat. Portents in the sky, yes-yes! A time to strike-take victory for Skavendom! A threat to our plans yes! A Man-Thing. Horned Rat reveal-show to me the pitiful thing!”

>>11523373
He waved his staff around, chicken and rat bones rattling together as he slammed it on the ground. Forming from the flecks of warpstone infused snot he coughed up, an image of a blonde Imperial, barely in his prime appeared. He appeared scholarly, carrying himself like an upper class of the Empire, and his clothes bespoke of his noble lineage. The image flickered as he began to walk, book slung under his arm, his other hand lightly tapping the pommel of his dueling sword.

"This!” shouted Kritislik! “This Man-Thing! Horned Rat speak-say this Man-Thing’s name!”

Lord Warlock Morskittar rolled his eyes “Well? What is the Man-Thing’s name?!” he was in no mood for Kritislik’s theatrics, especially now that he knew that the announcement wasn’t the discovery of a cache of warpstone infused bombs.

Kritislik gave Morskittar a glare before continuing. “Yes! Man-Thing’s name. It is Anonym! Anonym Ungenannt! Horned Rat say Man-Thing in Man-City of Nuln, will leave for Man-Thing City in Alty-dorf in week! Under Green Moon must he be slain! One month from now!”

"Then I shall do it, yes-yes!” Lord Kratch hissed, rubbing his paws together.

"No-no!” shouted Verminkin of Moulder! “I want this Man-Thing! I will peel-peel his skin for good parchment!”

"FOLLOW THE PLAN!” shouted Kritislik, his booming voiced amplified by warp-magic. “The Horned Rat decreed it must be assassin!” he turns to Lord Sneek of Eshin.

Sneek nods quickly to avoid Kritislik’s angry gaze. “Yes-yes! Send best assassin! She is-”

"You send-send a breeder to kill-kill the Man-Thing?! You insult Horned Rat!” Morskittar practically screeches, reaching for his pistol.

"Don’t be silly-stupid.” Sneek waves a paw. “Best assassin. Female, yes. Breeder, no. She trained to kill-slay. She will do.”

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>>11523381
The rest of the Council meeting devolved into arguments and secret power plays, and half-truths as each clan plotted to steal glory for themselves. If Sneek managed to kill this Man-Thing it could jeopardize their own positions on the council!

Anonym had to die yes, but Kritislik said ‘an assassin’. He never said ‘an Eshin assassin’. Sneek had dispatched a message to his assassin, but halfway through transition, it was stolen, and eaten by a clanrat of Kritislik who wrote his own message, and had it sent to that same assassin.

In his attempt to mimic Sneek’s handwriting however, he spilled ink all over the message. In transit, it was nearly burned by a runaway exploding Doomwheel, covered in sewage, buried, dug up again, lost, found, and rewritten, and re-rewritten by a dozen hands, all detailing a place where they wanted the assassin to ‘guide’ the Man-Thing to where THEIR assassins would lie in wait.

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>>11523390
>[3 Days Later]

She had been training for this moment.

She was an oddity since birth. As a female, she fought her way out of the breeding pits, devouring her lesser kin, tore at the throats of the unworthy skaven that tried to affix her to the incubation vats, and escaped into the Warrens, where she grew and developed into an effective, albeit clumsy killer.

Her albino white fur only made her stand out, forcing her to adopt more unconventional means to survive in the dark where her pale fuzz shown brilliantly against the baleful green of the tunnels.

It was an Eshin Gutter Runner that found her, atop the bodies of unfortunate Skaven thinking she’d be easy prey. It was clear to him that she was worth something. And she was, as the gutter runner sold her to Lord Sneek for a hefty sum. Though a weak female, she was the fastest assassin produced by Eshin, faster than any of the males, and could silently kill skavenslaves without a sound.

She was whipped, and beaten, trained and molded into the perfect killer for Clan Eshin, obeying the commands of Lord Sneek without question, following each order to the letter, not matter what they may be. She was the shadows She was night. She was Doom-Squeak. A name she chose for herself.

Enough practicing on pathetic vermin not fit to live! It was her time! Time for a mission! For the glory of the Horned Rat! She finally received her mission. It looked pretty beaten up, but given the length of the command it must have been important. Lord Sneek has finally deigned to give her something worthwhile! She quickly unraveled the suspiciously long scroll, filled with ink blotches, stains, sewed on addendums, and extra notes.

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>>11523392
”SKWEEKDOOM”
”THE CouNCIL uf 13 Demand u HUNT-HUNT! There is a Man-TH1nG of named Anonym! ANonYM croo`shal to COUNCIL PLAN2S. Fynd the MANthing. Crush-██! Take MAN-THING to MAN-THING CITY in MIdden!NO! +ake Man-Thing to B█RDER WIth stunnted Thingz! NO! T4ke Man-Thing to Altydorf! No! No! Place with 8! No! Ogre Things! NONONONONONONONONONO! Man-Thing must go to 1NN by 7he 2oadside!”

Sneek’s orders are confusing. Is this code? Or possibly a trick to undermine her first mission?!Doom-Squeak puts the scroll away. No point in dwelling on it. It gives her enemies time to advance. She will find the Man-Thing. And then she will follow the next order...once she deciphers it.

>>11523410
Anonym. That’s the name father gave you. You wear it with...well not pride. You wear it with something. Your family had sculpted you and your siblings to advance the family. Your sisters married off to nobles and wealthy merchants for money and connections.
Your eldest brother is a captain in the army, bravely fighting greenskins in the south. Your younger brother sent off to the Altdorf College of Magic the moment he showed signs of the tainted arts. You and your curiosity is got you sent to the Engineering schools in Nuln, where you excelled in building the bizarre contraptions of your professors and even making a few gadgets of your own. Such mastery over machine gives you and your family recognition in Nuln’s courts.

Your family is proud of your achievements. Your achievements. Not you. Your parents were always cold. Distant. Seeing you and your siblings as tools more than children. Much of your life you rarely saw them, being herded from teacher to aunt to uncle to other teachers, all to ensure you’d excel. Even now you receive an invitation to attend a party your parents are attending in Altdorf.
It isn't a letter from your mother or father, but rather an impersonal invitation, mass printed and given to hundreds of potential guests, a blank area left for your name. Your father filled the blank with your name. He spelled it wrong. It's clear they aren't exactly eager to see you. No, they just want you to show off to their peers and possibly the Emperor himself. You don't really look forward to seeing them. Still, you do look forward to seeing your brother again. Last you heard he has become a Gold Wizard, studying under Herr Gelt.

>>11523424

Your mind lurches back into reality when the wagon lurches, the surly looking driver shouting obscenities at the equally surly looking horse. “Pardon th’ ride herrs” he grunts. “Th’ old girl’s upset I ent takin’ th’ main road. Thass’ cause o’ rumors’ I dun heard ‘bout bandits n’ mutants hauntin’ th’ road to Aldorf. Never you mind none though, we be makin’ good time, an’ still be restin’ at Shadenplatz.”

You look quickly back to your traveling companions. None look any more comfortable than you on the rickety wooden wagon, a few your fellow classmates, a merchant who looks far too wealthy to be with you, a hunched over stranger enveloped in a ragged looking cloak that has seen better days, and two men that look as bad as the driver, like someone took a wad of meat, carved it into a relatively human shape, stuffed it in itchy wool, then rolled around in pig slop for a day.

One of your companions looks off at into the dark, imposing forests that surround you. “Is this road any safer? I heard beastfolk like to ply this road.”

The driver spits onto the road. “Pah! Beasty-mens dun come ‘round this time o’ year. Theys all up in Middenland a prowlin’ fer mates. Th’ road’s clear trust me.”

You wonder how your scraggly driver knows about the behaviors of beastmen. You abandon that question when another lurch threatens to bring your breakfast surging up your throat. One of the students failed to hold it back, peaking over the side and covering the side of the road in half digested sausage and porridge. The driver scrunches his nose.

"Watch where you still that garbage there. There may be no beastmen but there are plenty of animals attracted to that kind of smell."
You peer into the dark. imposing treeline unable to shake the feeling you are being watched.

>>11523431
Thankfully there is nothing there and the ride is relatively uneventful if not stomach-churning. Shadenplatz can barely be called a street. A handful of cottages surrounding an Inn that threatens to teeter over had it not been for the single wooden pole tenuously propping the lopsided building up. As many such hamlets you've seen, the tavern on the bottom floor is filled with leery folks that look like they were the subject of generations of dedicated inbreeding: mismatched teeth that forced their mouths open, eyes that were far too big for their skulls and bulges from their sockets, one side’s ear bigger than the other, and bulbous noses redeemed, twisted, and scarred from who knows what kind of abuse it has endured.

They follow your band as you eat your supper in relative silence. They may not have the best manners but they do have a good way of spoiling their guests. An overabundance of food is piled on your table. Sausages, roasts, cutlets, and soup left open for everyone to take their fill. It's amazing how much food such a small town has, but you can't help but appreciate their hospitality.

Special attention by the patrons seems to be given to the cloaked stranger who abandons utensils to shovel food into the darkened hood with gloved hands. “Easy therr stranger” growls the Innkeeper, a walking wall of muscle and warts, the tavern’s menu tied to his apron, an accent as thick as your driver’s. “Eat too quick n’ ye gun’ tear up yer insides. Not good for the body, makes it all soft n’ stringy” he grunts.

That gets a wave of laughs from the surrounding patrons. The stranger seems to realize how ungainly they look, awkwardly picking up a fork and prodding their food like it was the first time they ever held a fork.

>>11523436
You don't really question the strange choice of words. Your are so stuffed you struggle to keep your eyes open. You offer an extra mark to the Innkeeper who politely refuses. “Thass real kind o’ ya Herr Anonym but ye dun’ worry none abut pay. There be plenny opportunity fer it later.”

Again a strange choice of words. Despite slurring all his words, he said ‘opportunity' perfectly. Not your concern. The bed calls. The floorboards creak, the wind causes the entire room to shake but you don't care. The bed at the end of the room calls to you. Like heavenly silks, you pass out in the loving embrace of the rough mattress, not even bothering to remove your shoes.
Muffled words rouse you from an interesting dream.

“The hooded un’s gone. Nuffin’ in th’ bed ‘en we looked.”

“Dun matter none. We got plenty fer the great meat tree.”

You attempt to move but your limbs refuse to move. You attempt to rise but you can't even do that. You struggle to pry your eyes open, drowsiness fleeing as you recognize the new smell. Blood.

Your eyes snap open. You are bound, you and your companions. Well, one of them at least. The driver and his ‘escorts' were not bound with you. The hooded stranger was not among your number. In fact, it’s only you and a classmate. But that's not what had your attention.

>>11523444
The entire hamlet had gathered in the woods, dragging your bound bodies with them to...something. It was a giant writhing mass of hooves and legs, pig, goat, and horse, and a toothy cavernous maw that gnashed and crunched, red blood spilling from its lipless mouth. It suddenly screeches as one of the villagers takes a cleaver, popping off the thing’s limbs and taking great cuts of its flesh. Its shriek is deafening. Yet the villagers are unperturbed, one of them reaching for your classmate, the man screaming as he was thrown into the open mouth. With a sickening crunch, the screaming stops as the creature chews the hapless student, the massive wounds it received healing in an instant, the limbs the butchers removed growing back.

The meat tree grows great from your flesh” chuckles your driver. You turn to see him. He looks even more grotesque now in the low light. His accent is gone. No longer hunched over, he stands a full head taller than you, eyes shining with a malicious intelligence. “The warherd’s bounty pays off well. We shall eat like gods! Your sacrifice brings us a bounty of meat.”
“Sacrifice!” the crowd shouts.

“Yes. Sacrifice. Except” he turns to you, holding your chin. “You are a fine specimen yes. The leader of the warherd will be interested in you. Very much so.”

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>>11523457
“MAN-THING NOT FOR BEAST THINGS! MAN-THING PART OF PLAN!” screams a high pitched voice.

A white blur dashes from the shadows, cutting free the bonds on on your legs, delivering kick to your once driver, and tossing a wickedly sharp knife into the ‘meat tree’. Once again it opens its maw to scream, craving flesh to close its wound.

“Quick-quick! Man-thing must get up!” It’s the hooded stranger! Not the voice you were expecing.

“My arms are still bound! Free me!” you shout over the din. The villagers are starting to realize what is happening and close in.

“No time stupid thing!” Instead the stranger grabs you, hurling a green ball flying in the direction of the tree. It’s screams are silenced as it is engulfed in green, searing flame, the surrounding villagers caught in the growing emerald plume. A wave of heat carries you into the air flying right into a tree. Your vision swims as you see your stranger remove their hood, waves of white hair pouring out, and two round ears pop out from the head. Wait what?

“Man-Thing sleep-sleep again?” the clearly female stranger sighs as it peers down at you. As your eyes roll in the back of your head, you swear the stranger has the head of a rat...


And that's it so far. Back to Rome-Anon writing.
https://pastebin.com/f2hwxeYq

>>11522527
Her names Celia she's a D&D character apparently

>>11523023
It's a commission from Captain Kirb, though he won't post commission on his tumblr, but you can find some on rule34 and e621

So save it while it's hot

>>11523498
Nice story so far. Really looking forward to seeing where the story goes with these two.

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I wish I had an anthro wife who'd ask me to make her something as simple as human food because she likes it so much...

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>>11523800

>>11523800
>>11523804
green ?

>>11522497
I am very very jealous of that knight. She probably even flirted while reading his future.

>>11523498
>And that's it so far. Back to Rome-Anon writing.

Hype

>>11523498
>Rome-Anon and Warhams-Anon are written by the same guy

Sigh, this means i have to always wait for one or the other.

Hello Mentlegen and possibly but not likely Ladies
Strong here with a warning about my up coming posts, there is violence so if you dont like that too bad i already wrote it.


The ride continues!

>most were friendly spat between knights who wanted to gloat over their friends they beat them in a official duel
>you were a well battled knight, but you didnt know if you could take beariston on
>But you couldnt let anything happen to Radka, you had sworn a knights oath
>"if that is really what he wants then i await the official challenge" you say in the same calm voice
>the teen snuffles a bit then runs off
>"What does he mean duel? i can take a whipping if that all he wants" radka asks when you close the door
>You explain the duels and Who Beariston is, and what he does..
>"youre going to have a battle to the death?!" and "he does WHAT!?!" were things she kept repeating
>you knew it was only a matter of time before he officially challenged you

>the next day the challenge was issued
>"Sir Anon, Sir Beariston has issued a challenge for a duel for the sake of his own honor" it read
>"if this challenge is denied then Sir Beariston shall have the right to Punish the Slave as he sees fit, otherwise the duel shall take place on the fortnight and shall be at 11:00 am"
>you read it aloud to Radka, who shivered slightly
>"as he sees fit" she quoted "he would do worse things to me to spite you"
>you agreed
>"well lets prepare then" you said
>"Prepare? how are we going to prepare?" she asked you incredulously
>"for starters no ale between then and now, only water, no workouts, and we have to sharpen up my weapons" you listed a few things
>"well then Anon.... Let's get started then" Radka said with a stammer in her confident voice

>>11523498
Link to Rome story?

>>11526187
The arena was a basic circular building with raised stands with seats
>the one in the capital was much much nicer than this
>the ground here was just bare packed down dirt
>You sat in the Staging area
>Radka helping you put in your armor and checking over your weapon once more
>your standard spear wouldnt work against armor
>instead of a flat spade-like point this one had a thick elongated pyramid for a tip to punch through heavy armor
>your shield was steel and bore the family crest
>"ok, here i go" you say to Radka
>she grabs your armored arm
>"Anon... could we just...run?" she says holding your arm as she looks at you
>there is genuine fear and concern in her voice
>"we have to do this Radka" you say as you clink the helmet visor down
>you step out of the staging area into the arena grounds, to applause and cheering, this was a public spectacle after all
>Sir Beariston is already there about 20 meters from you
>He's easily a head taller than you and wielding a warhammer with 3 Long spikes on the head of it
>you doubt you could even lift the hammer let alone swing it
>"Are Both duelists ready?" you hear Governor Ducibust call out
>you raise your spear and Beariston raises his hammer
>"very well" he said "let the duel Begin!"
>as soon as begin started leaving the Governors lips Beariston was charging you down
>you had your shield and spear ready
> he does a tremendous overhead swing which you sidestep and thrust your spear into his Side
>it pierces his armor but doesnt stop him at all
>He jumps away and swing his hammer
>you raise your shield just in time only to feel the spikes have gone through the shield
>you try to pull him off balance with a sharp yank of your arm but hes too big
>HE yanks with all his might and fully flings you a good 5 meters
>your shield is wrenched off your arm and you head a sickening Crunch - pop!
>you Left arm is hanging uselessly as you get to your feet
>it must be dislocated, possibly broken judging from the pain you felt

>>11526205
>no time to dwell because hes charging you again
>you raise your spear and thrust into his stomach as he barrels towards
>it hits the side of his armored stomach and pierces but he either doesnt feel pain or doesnt care
>he swings his hammer, catching you in the side
>pain explodes from your ribs as they break and as those spikes pierce your armor
>youre flung again
>you hear the crowd gasp and a few claps
>youre face down in the dirt and you roll over to see Beariston pull your spear out of his stomach and lift his visor
>He was going to gloat and you were going to prepare
>"you should have just let me have my fun with your reindeer, anon!" he bellows as he Lumbers Hautily towards you
>you feel like you could pass out from the pain but not now
>you focus yourself and your Mana
>"but now i get to kill you and have her ALLLLLLLLLL to myself! Imagine all the fun we're going to have"
>He stops at your feet
>"i want you thinking about that as you D-"
>hes cut off as you unleash a fireball spell you had been charging as he gloated
>it goes straight into his open visor
>the crowd cheers
>you smell the cooking flesh and burning hair as you roll away
>Beariston is screaming and swinging his hammer wildly
>you doubt he could see now, his eyes were probably burned away,
>you roll further and Snatch up your spear
>its getting harder to breath
>"Focus Anon, stay concious" you think
>he as stopped swing and you take the chance
>you stab your spear into the back of his Knee and dart away as he swings at you
>he is facing you
>you dont need to gloat
>you stab your spear straight into his face
>you hear the crowd explode into cheers and applause
>you see Radka running to you as you fall to your knees and pass out

>>11526215

>you awake with a start
>your vision is blurry and you try to sit up only to feel a gentle pressure holding you down
>"dont get up Anon, your body is healed but still you took a hell of a beating"
>your eyes focus
>its David talking
>Devin and Radka are sitting next to you
>"how bad was it?" you mumble out
>"Im surprised you werent Dead anon" said Devin "Dislocated shoulder, compound arm fracture, 7 broken ribs, a punctured lung, punctured kidney and a ruptured spleen!"
>"but im not dead" you respond with a smirk
>"yes we were able to heal your wounds but youre going to be in pain for at least another day" Devin retorts
>"how long have i been out?"
>"1 day" answered David "Good Job Anon, youve really helped out the Family with this one!"
>"i..i wha? youre confused
>"you gained Bearistons Title! You're a Lord now, you gained all of his financial assets as well as his estates! good job picking a fight with a lord with no heirs!" he exclaims excitedly "you've really helped out the family, we now have 2 lord anons on the governors counsel! Father would be proud!"
>you hadnt thought about that, at least you were able to have some pull in things now
>"i must take my leave then" David says as he leaves "i leave you in Devins hands"
>Devin stands up "my work here is actually done, he just needs bedrest"
>devin leaves and gives you a look "dont you strain yourself anon! i dont want to have to tell Radka to strap you down"
>"Fine ill be good" you sigh
>at last its just you and Radka
>"you..stupid...annoying... dummy!" she says before throwing herself onto you in a huge hug
>"ow ow ow ow" you say as you wince away from her
>"Sorry!" she says, releasing you from her deathgrip
>you rub your sore body
>"you didnt tell me he would beat the shit outta you!"
>"youve seen him! you knew he was big as fuck" you retort with a laugh
>Laughing hurts

>>11526251
>"You shouldnt have done all this for me Anon" she says quietly "i could have taken his punishment..you nearly died for me! Im technically your Slave! you almost died for a slave!
>"i promised i wouldnt let anyone hurt hurt you, besides i knew i would win" you say again with another cuckle
>ow
>she gives you a smile and you noticed her ears flick slightly, thats...new
>"ill go get you some water" she says as she walks towards the door
>"fuck that get me some ale" you snort
>"you were just in a battle!"
>"all the more reason for an Ale"
>"fine!"she says as she stomps off with a huff
>"and get yourself one too!" you call after her
>she comes back up a few miuntes later with large Mugs of Ale
>you take the mug and tap the side of her mug with yours
>"to not being dead" you say
>"to you being the best person i know" Radka saftly softly
>you take a sip and then a deep drink "ohh yes" you say to yourself
>she drinks her and then coughs a bit
>"this is disgusting!" she snaps
>"its an acquired taste" you say before drinking again
>"ugh i prefer wines" she sighs "i could make some"
>"why dont you then? if you like to do that you can" you say
>"oh uhm..i would need a lot of fruits and space" she says
>"we have a whole new estate and a bunch more money because of this duel" you say finishing your drink
>"we?"
>Radka looks perplexed
>"why do you say "we" have that? you have that" she says confused
>"oh please we live together, we share everything, we get along great i think" you say sternly "whats mine is yours"
>her mouth is agape and you see that ear flicker again
>what does that mean?
> you get up and stretch
>"hey youre supposed to stay in bed!" Radka says with worry in her voice
>"no i was told not to strain myself, i can go get food" you say as your back pops slightly
>"then why did you have me get you Ale?!" she snaps
>"because i can"
>"i take back my toast youre a dick"

Thats all for now.
enjoy
or dont
its your life

>>11526263
I like it so far.

>>11526272
>>11526263
>>11526251
>>11526215
>>11526205
>>11526187


https://pastebin.com/y2TTn2HP

pasteeee
im not drunk yet i swear

>>11526293
>Sober right now
doubt.jpg
>>11522419
Mous is probably drunk right now though, since he isn't back yet. Happy birthday to you, mousguy. Now stop taking shots long enough to scribble for us. I need some tiger, or some trashy foxxo.

>>11526383
im not sober anymore

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Bump. Thread's a bit slow today.

>>11526187
>warning us about violence
bitch, u think normies would dare be in here?

>>11521650
Is that a kookaburra wearing a fucking slouch hat.
[spoiler] Lest we forget. [/spoiler]

>>11527795
How did I fuck that up.

[spoiler]test[/spoiler]

>>11527795
>>11527818
/trash/ doesn't have spoiler function

>>11522950
>>11522954
I'd like more stuff from the anthros perspective.

>>11528464
I was sad that one spider greentext was never finished. The one where it's from an anthro spider schoolgirls perspective.

>>11525161
>5'11 vs. 6'0

>>11521258
>anthros
you already answered yourself

>>11523693
>find some on rule34 and e621
I don't see any of his work on e621. Is it tagged under a different name?

>>11522527
speaking of semen demons, can someone post all of the succubus info made by Jeremy Bernal onto here?

Any deer stories?

>>11530676
From here? None that I've seen. This is a favorite of mine from outside though
https://www.sofurry.com/view/637212
[lolspoiler]Reindeer are superior because antlers are
just love handles for the head.[/lolspoiler]

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I was out of state. Now I'm home. working on writing.

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Pet your waifur

Anyone have a story prompt they'd like to see fleshed out? I wanna throw something together that is written in second-person (Anon's perspective). Might do prose or greentext, depending on how things go.

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>>11531561
tits and guns
that is all I ask

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>>11531561
Foxy neighbor invites you over for a drink. Turns into a pool party.

>>11531561
Dog waifur tries to seduce an oblivious anon

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>ywn be enslaved by a mighty dragoness and forced to eat her ass to survive

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how does the thread feel about SCP-1471; is she too weird for the thread
this is totally unrelated to a story I definitely have not written about her.

>>11532923
Best zombie dog stalker

>>11522828
>negga
That's a funny way to spell NIGGER

From the Twokinds thread
https://pastebin.com/8FFqLuUc

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>>11532997

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>>11532997
That word isnt used enough

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>>11531740
>heterochromia

>>11532923
Stop trying to shill it. You do this every few threads and it clearly isn't working.

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>>11533073
>You do this every few threads
I have never posted 1471 in this thread before, nor have I ever mentioned a story about her in progress.

>>11533060
What are you, some kind of homochromia fan? You a boring homo, anon?

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>>11533027
I dont read "totally not porn: the comic" starring markipliers furfag in denial brother so I have no idea who these faggots even are

>>11533060
no anon you don't understand
anthros aren't EXOTIC enough, we need to make them even MORE special.
I'm surprised her vagina isn't glowing neon green and she doesn't have a bunch of tribal tattoos

>>11532923
My favorite skull face demon dog stalker freak.

>>11533060
it's fairly common in dogs breeds if they have any husky in them

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>>11533147
>tribal tats
>glowing
I can't even begin to go into the horrible shit I've seen. I've seen things I thought were actually jokes getting real art. I actually though artica sparkle was a joke character at one point.

>>11533060
I would accept a hetereochromatic cat.
But thats just because I have a cat with hetereochromia.

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>>11533198
>anthro night stalker
fucking Borous

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>>11533147
Tribal tats are good in moderation

>>11533221
Not on something covered head to toe in fur

>>11533235
tribal paint/dye works better for that

>>11532923
Shit's creepy yo.

>>11533217
He probably got rid of it when he realized he didn't have a cyberdong.

>>11533235
it can work

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And the next one will be this.

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>>11533419
>>11533425

>>11533198
>night stalker
I didn't know I wanted this. Got any more?

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>>11533711

>>11533246
Woad is the way to go. The jet black with polinesian designs just doesn't work for me on fur. But blue woad is much more variable and makes sense on fur.

>>11533442
The fug

Why

>>11529642
https://e621.net/post/index/1/kirbsuperstardude

Sorry forgot he had some different names, captain eagle may be another name on rule34 as well

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So jiji is making a game with human males and anthro females

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Chapter 7 is done!

https://pastebin.com/v6Y5yeN9

>>11522828
She has a worse hairline than I do.

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>>11522367
>>11522787

>>11533733
Nightstalker? Like a New Vegas Nightstalker?

>>11534470
nice

>>11532050
I started on this (although I may have strayed from the oblivious aspect a bit). I put my progress into a Google doc since Pastebin doesn't support italics or similar formatting. https://docs.google.com/document/d/11JK8orRRVDUFh8z_MzmPcn5czMmQSpGLq7TDEhFOPHM/edit?usp=sharing

I greatly appreciate any critique or general feedback you guys have. If anyone has input regarding the direction of the story, I'm all ears for that too.

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>>11535069
Exactly that kind.

>>11535106
Never thought I'd see the day, thanks.

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>>11533198
>>11533733
>>11535106
>cornered by an anthro night stalker
>her bite could kill you in seconds
>she teases you with her dangerousness until it gets her excited
>she wets up your fear boner with venom and gives you a sloppy ven-job
Anon. For the love of god. I need a green text of this.

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>>11535190
I'll do one later. I promise you, thirsty vault anon.

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>>11533127
You really don't need to know much. It's pretty self-explanatory. Adira is a sexy snow leopard milf who runs a tavern in a fantasy world. POV character is a nondescript reader insert who isn't seen in the comic.

I have a burning need to be collared by an anthro girl.
And you?

>>11535394
Check our cousin thread over at /PoFG/, since that is generally their shtick.

>>11533198
>>11533733
>>11535106
>>11535209
We need more fictional anthros

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>>11535447

>>11535447
Agreed

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>>11535672
>>11535447
Need some feedback. Should this green be a captured NS? Was she wounded and saved? In heat, manages to sneak up on someone? Invades a home? Uggo at a bar?

>>11535751
Captured by raiders. Becomes jet fiend. Ends in her becoming a pelt.

>>11535751
How about a hunter or mojave ranger is out hunter nightstalkers when he comes across her and they play a few mindgames before fucking

>>11535751
Sneaky nightstalker. They can turn invisible, after all.

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>>11534506
Fucking nice, thanks!

>>11535869
Wasn't that just the big MT legendary one? I thought the others had to eat stealth boys to do that.

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>on page 5 after 20 minutes
Well shit. Bump more!

>>11536621
there is no need to bump at page 5

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>>11536627
True. I just don't want another thread to die because of trash going fast. I like this board nice and calm.

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>>11536621
>Autumn

There was a green about May...
>Yes You May - (May x Anon)
https://pastebin.com/WJxBkBeN

I hope we get one about Autumn someday!

>>11536640
I REALLY wonder why good threads die...
*cough cough*
>>11535903
>>11536503
>>11535312
>>11527734

Hmm... I've read the majority of all the pastebins but what's up with the blonde, blue eyed main characters whenever someone bothers to describe the main character in their story?
>Looks through the post
Ah, nevermind, this is basically a /pol/ furry thread.

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>>11534470

Here's a greentext about a Rabbit office worker who can't concentrate due being in heat
>Jessa is your typical office worker
>except she's a rabbit
>a female rabbit surrounded by human males
>the scent of the males never really bother her
>unless she's in heat
>and she's in heat
>the scent of the men around her cloud her mind with nothing but sex
>hot, steamy, sweaty sex
>She's in the second week of it, typically the worst of it
>Jessa gets up and heads to the ladies' restroom
>she finds a stall and locks it
>kinda pointless since she's the only girl in the office
>she takes of her pants and underwear
>the underwear she was wearing are soaked with her juices
>she sits on the toilet and inserted two fingers into her snatch
>she sits there for an hour or two, trying to get off so she can continue her work
>it's not working though
>she needs more
>she needs a human cock inside her, pounding her insides with pleasure
>and there's and office full of them to choose from

>>11537489
>Jessa puts her pants and underwear back on
>she doesn't bother washing her juices of her hand
>she leaves the bathroom and us greeted by a co worker named Alan
>perfect
>"Are you ok Jessa?"
>"What? Oh yeah, I'm fine. Why?"
>"well it's just you've been in there for 2 hours and some of got worried."
>"Oh. I just been doing some freshening up that's all. Hey can you do me a favor?"
>"sure what is i- AGHK"
>Jessa drags Alan back into the girls' restroom
>She locks the both of them in there, not wanting anyone to disturb them
>The rabbit goes straight for her co worker's crotch
>"Jessa what are you doing?!"
>"I'm in heat Alan, and I NEED cock. Human cock. YOUR COCK! I want you to blast load after load of seed into me. Help me Alan, I can't work like this, not when I'm surrounded by fertile men. Please Alan, please fuck me."
>Jessa then proceeds to undress in front of Alan, giving him quite the view
>Wide hips, thin waist, a nice rack
>plus the ears and fluffy tail make it better
>she looks so soft
>those thoughts get to Alan's head, and is standing solider
>Jessa removes Alan's pants and is greeted by a pretty large penis
>for a rabbit anyway
>The rabbit can't stop herself from drooling over the the impressive hard on in front her
>Jessa immediatly goes for it, taking the entire length of it in her mouth
>Alan can barely contain himself either
>the rabbit is clearly skilled at this
>the pleasure is too great for Alan
>he can't hold back from shooting a load into the cock starved rabbit's mouth
>she keeps the erupting cock in her mouth, making sure she gets every once of Alan's seed in her mouth
>Alan gives the rabbit all he's got
>Jessa pulls away with a mouthful of semen
>She swallows the seed, treating it like a celebratory drink
>be she's not done wuth her human fuck toy
>There's still two more holes to fill

>>11535751
Big mountain prototype which escaped. You are sent to kill it by the brains but instead she beats the shit out of you and you bang. Maybe keep her as a follower or something afterwards.

>>11534470
They got a blog or something? I'm all about this.

>>11534975
What's worse is there at least two more threads like this, both from /k/

>>11538026
his tumblr is oh-jiji. not sure if there is one for only work on the game

Bumpity!

>>11536944
I'm not sure what you're talking about, my guy.
The details of the MCs in most of /hmofa/'s greens are left vague for the purpose of reader self-insertion. And I'm not sure how where you're getting /pol/ from outside of some of the edgier greens.

>>11536944
>greentexting actions
Might as well have just wrote *anon acts like a fag*
Regardless, most of the stories I've read from here, if in 1st or 2nd person, tend to leave out any descriptors aside from average qualities.

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>>11522950
>>11522954

Hawt!

>>11530863
exactly why i have a reindeer greentext going
Speaking of which
>>11526263
>you shrug "i wanted to know what it felt like to be waited on"
>"im hungry i havent eaten in a whole day" you say "I need something to eat"
>"i... i havent eaten either" Radka admits
>"hmm why not?" you query
>"i was worried about you Anon!" she say exacerbated "you literally went into a deathmatch for me any you think i wouldnt be worried!?"
>She walks up and hugs you
>"i...i...thank you Anon... youve done so much for me" she says, now in a soft shakey voice "you saved my life, you fought for me, youve literally done nothing but nice things for me since we met"
>the hug hurts but you werent going to break it
>she was pouring out feelings to you finally
>your in turn wrap you arms around her and look up into her eyes
>theres that ear flicker again
>could that be her equivalent of a blush?
>were you going to ask?
>no that would be dumb considering if it was she would be embarrassed
>she lets go of you and you hold her for a few more seconds
>you finally let go and begin getting some food ready
>she gets a big big salad of those weird veggies you dont like to eat and you got some beef and more ale
>"were you serious about letting me make some wine?" she finally asks after finishing her meal
>man she fucking inhaled that thing
>"im not "leting you" i dont get to decide what you can do or not, if you want to make some wine make some wine, you know where to get the cash for the ingredients"
>she smiles "and youre ok letting me use your - our new place for it?"
>"yea as long as it doesnt like...blow up or something from some weird spell you do" you say before chomping into a bit of your meal
>" its not spells it just letting the stuff ferment and knowing what spices and stuff to use"
>you laugh
>"i know it isnt spells, i was joking! honestly im not that dumb"
>"you fooled me then" Radka quips at you
>"ouch my pride" you quip back

>>11539977
>you finish your meal and spend time insulting each other playfully
>you stand up and stretch , multiple snaps and pops greet you as your body heals from being very very broken
>"Radka Im going to go to sleep, hopefully i wont be hurting so we can go check out our new estate" you say as you walk slowly
>"hopefully there isnt a sex dungeon in there" you say with a shudder
>"i..ill come with you to bed anon" Radka says quietly
>you stop and turn around to find her already standing and next to you
>"Devin said i should watch and take care of you after all" she says with a small smile
>"well i guess i cant argue Nurse Radka"
>she play punches you
>going down the stairs was easier than going up them
>you have to take each step cautiously it feels like your legs could give out
>they did at one point and Radka caught you
>you finally reach the top and curse your father for having this place built with so many stairs
>you make your way to the bedroom and get intoyour basic undergarments and turn to see Radka totally Nude
>her Breatss are as big as Melons and you can truely see how strong she is
>"i dont sleep in anything" she says noticing your amazed look
>"i.. uhm....just...wow" is all you can say before she gets into your bed

enjoy the blueballs
thats all for now

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>>11538030
Don't ask why I have this

>>11540485
Except the horse breeder forgot to mention that it also includes a gigantic electric e-stim dildo

>>11537981
t h i s

>>11539994
well fuck PSN is down
no Destiny 2 for me so i guess ya'll get more

>you Slide into the bed after her
> you would be lying to yourself if you hadnt fantasized this
>her Body was like nothing you had ever seen before and it left you wanting
>you press up against her body , sliding one arm under her neck and the other around her waist
>her fur is softer than you imagined and silky smooth against you
>you rub up and down her side getting a series of small shivers
>you see her ears flick again and you pull her back to your chest
>if you werent in constant pain you would have the biggest hard on
>but alas for now you were content snuggling with Her, rubbing and exploring her body
>you loved every second of it and loved the feel of her
>She likewise seemed to enjoy it, rubbing her back against you and grinding on your crotch with her perfect ass
>you wish you could do something now
but you could feel yourself fading
>with one last move of strength you lean over and kiss the side of her muzzle
>"im glad youre here" you say as you fade into deep sleep

>you wake up with Radka still in your arms
>shes still asleep and snoring slightly
>cute
>you slide your arm out from under her and get up making sure not to wake her
>you get a view of her body one more time and cant help but stare
>her sides and ass are plump and perfectly rounded
>you can even admire her antlers just barely rubbing on the bedframe
>you walk too the kitchen and prepare a breakfast for Radka and a breakfast for you
>she still can only eat plants, you can eat both plants and meat so you prefer mixing them if you can.
>Radka gets on you if you dont eat your veggies

>you bring her breakfast in bed
>"Raddddkaaaa" you say softly
>"mmm no sleeping" she says trying to shoo you
>you leave the breakfast on the nightstand and get back into bed with her
>Bliss

>>11535090

I uploaded the content to Pastebin as well since that seems to be the preferred host for stories: https://pastebin.com/iX3LsKbE

Fixed up a few things and adjusted the inner dialogues for Pastebin. Any direction/feedback would be very helpful and appreciated!

>>11535751
wandering prospector anon scavenges the wrong building, realizing too late that he stole a bunch of shit from a pissed off nightstalker.
hijinks ensue.

>>11533733
Not the anon who promised a green but this randomly came to me and I thought I would share.

> You lay upon the broken ground, racked with pain but making no sound.
> In these last few moments of your life, you think of the stalker you would have made your wife.
> From her pointed ears to her floofy tail, to the wicked grin that stops your heart without fail.
> To express her love and treat you right, she chose to suck your dong with all her might.
> Even as your spunk still drips down her chin, you feel her venom start to burn within.
> Now you can feel deaths cold embrace, yet all you see is her loving face.
> Be it heavens call or the devils grace the end shall bring, you only know that you don't regret a thing.

Why I made this I have no idea. Just waxing lyrical I guess.

>>11541701
>poem about dying of nightstalker succ
it's beautiful, anon.

>>11541701
Reminds me of this song:
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NQUI1dJMXY8

>>11537981
I'm going to do a variation of this.

>>11541701
>succ to death
hot, good stuff anon.

>>11534506
Cute. Cute!

>>11536621
who dis?

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>>11541701
>gimmie the good succ
>live
>no the GOOD succ
>death
perfect

>>11541701
This is why you always carry antivenom, well these and cazadors. Man Fuck Cazadors.

>>11542591
>Fuck Cazadors
No. God no. I'm not going to cum onto a big bug, only to get turbo swarmed by 10 other "hungry" ones that'll paralyze me and use me as a sex toy for the rest of my life as I slowly wish for death.

>>11542468
>>11542591
>implying they aren't having a kinky lethal-play session
Blue balling and edging isn't shit compared to getting succ so good you literally stare into the void as you finish.

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>>11542638
You know you want it.

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>>11535751
>>11542936
>>11533217
THIS IS NOW A NEW VEGAS THREAD

>>11521738
>tits are subjective

YOU ARE NOT A MAN

>>11542936
>It was all supposed to be a simple gun run to get supplies from those fucking greenskins on the mountain
>I buy my shit and trade them some headbands with blinky bits on them they seem to worship
>fucking blueskins are always weird
>crazy grandma is mumbling to herself, but gives me some cookies on the way out
>grandma blueskin is based as fuck
>heading down mountain when I notice a bighorner calf crying all alone
>head over to try to and see what's wrong when the fucking bugs rush me from all sides
>fight valiantly and crush several bugs by fanning the hammer like a madman
>bigiron.holodisk
>think it's over, wandering towards a dead merchant, hoping to get antivenom from his corpse
>nope, more fucking bugs
>get stung and swarmed until they take me back to their den to make me into some kind of quadriplegic dildo for their amusement
>spend months being force fed raw meat and injected with stimpaks so I don't die
>they give birth to abominations that always die
>they tire of seeing my face and screams when I'm not properly stung, so I get gagged and blindfolded
>nothing I can do anymore but just suffer

>Hold my breath as I wish for death
>Oh please God, help me
>Darkness imprisoning me
>All that I see
>Absolute horror
>I cannot live
>I cannot die
>Trapped in myself
>Body my holding cell
>Deathbug has taken my sight
>Taken my speech
>Taken my hearing
>Taken my arms
>Taken my legs
>Taken my soul
>Left me with life in hell

>>11533442
you are that guy who makes that art with humans x anthros? I love to see your work, nice taste for a nice fetish (also I love the variety of creatures)

>>11543205
>cazadores
no go back to nightstalkers poet-anon

>>11543208
Hatton isn't in these threads, but we have at least one person here who is a patreon supporter of his, so we sometimes get the hook up.

>>11543241
That's not poet anon, I think. He just metallica'd us.

>>11534506
What is this constant mental illness "we in love and openly horny and shit but no lol just friends" bullshit.

>>11543988
please do not bully the shy tiger

WHERE IS THE SPOODER FRITEWAG
MY HEART CRAVES FOR SPIDER GREENS, MY BALLS FOR SPIDER LEWDS

First time write anon here. What's the best way the deliever a story? Green text it? Block text posts or just bypass both and just post the completed pastebin.

>>11544994
If it's short, greentext is the way to go. If it takes up more than 5 posts, pastebin is probably more appropriate. And block text is for fags.

>>11545047
Yeah I firgued since nobody likes walls of texts it's going to be a bit on the long side. So I'll just post the pastbin when it's done.

>>11544994
I'm not an expert , but in my opinion, you can post the "first part" of your story here, and then, if you are going to update it, just post the pastebin.

It's a good way to not kill this thread so fast.

reeeee i need nightstalker succ

>>11546004
>mfw no nightstalker to give you that deadly succ
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OH5MEWt4J2I

>>11544118
The clash between the casual chad attitude, care for friend, and weird abuse shyness thing is too great. How the fuck did you write it so perfectly unsatisfying that after all that shit they're "xD totes not fucking cus emotions and shit but also sharing bed and living together lmao and openly mutually attracted"

>>11545650
I'm at work. Calm your shit. I'll have it fone in 12 hours.

>>11543988
She's somewhere on the spectrum on top of being in heat, and he's about to head into the dating world because he's 80% sure that at best he'd have sex once and then ruin her because she's a bit 'tistic. Also some hinted at trauma in early life, and she has a mental image issue.

>>11546364
>>every time someone complains about blueballs I add 3 chapters till they fuck
Why did no one take his threat seriously.

>>11534506
>Dr. Pepper™
Just noticed this. Is this some kind of viral marketing in order to get us to drink soda? Will they fuck when sales hit a certain number?

>>11533198
>>11533733
>>11535106
>>11535209
>>11535751
>>11546004
>nightstalker gf
>both snake and dog
>really shy about being in public and often goes invisible, sometimes even to toy with you
>shows when she's horny by rattling her tail
>gives the good succ by coiling her toungue around your dick
I want one.

>>11546669
gotta get that animal friend perk, man

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How would having children with anthros work?

>>11546996
Maybe they could be like Kemono you know Human with animal ears and tails

>>11546996
cross-breeds have been ruined for me by the majority of the furry community so I hope it just doesn't work at all.

If anyone wants more art of the nightstalker, the characters name is Heletamera.

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>>11546996
Bunnies are for breeding

>>11547123
How so?

>>11547667
hybrids and autism seem to go just perfectly together.

>>11546996
I go with the pokemon way, Mother's specie

>>11547747
I call it the eldermon method

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>>11546996
Cute hybrids.

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>ywn have a qt "bedstalker" gf
>ywn make your qt nightstalker a mother
>ywn become the proud father of a thousand lil' rattlers
Why even live?

new here, what are some good lewd stories

>>11548888
>https://www.sofurry.com/view/351218
>https://www.sofurry.com/view/181542
>https://www.sofurry.com/view/657427
>https://www.sofurry.com/view/106636
>https://www.sofurry.com/view/650520
>https://www.sofurry.com/view/658655
>https://www.sofurry.com/view/655492
Try these

>>11521258
No because birds don't have tits
>dogs don't have tits
>cats don't have tits
>squirrels don't have tits
>mice don't have tits
>lizards don't have tits
>dragons don't have tits
>sharks don't have tits

But chickens have breasts

Yes non mammal furries should have breast but only if you want them to. It's cartoons for fap. Do what pleases you.

>>11546996
Male children are human, female children are the same species as the mother.

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>>11549059
>tfw fast reader
I will never be satisfied no matter how much good smut exists

>>11539977
>>could that be her equivalent of a blush?
Thank you. So many people use human things that don't biologically happen to animals like dogs sweating or anything really blushing. Establishing different tells is fun.

>>11546996
My scale goes like this
>lvl 1. Base level, very animalistic face, digitigrade legs, multi-nipples, cross between animal and human genitalia
>lvl 2. Child of human and lvl 1, half way between human and animal face, plantigrade legs with more animal appropriate feet, 2 breasts, mostly human genitals
>lvl 3. child of lvl 2 and human, mostly human face with animal nose/ears/teeth, plantigrade legs with human feet, rest same as lvl 2 but this is the level you start to see the thinning of fur/feathers/scales
>lvl 4. child of lvl 3 and human, the only features left at this stage to indicate this persons ancestor would be the animal ears and tail, maybe some furry/feathered/scaled places
Suppose you could also throw in a lvl 0 that would pretty much just be a feral

>>11546470
You can't say it's blueballs if it's smut except you cut out words referring to sex and introduce paragraphs of autism

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are we all autistic for liking this stuff?

>>11550335
probably

Ok so got chapter 7 done, been playing Destiny 2 so kind of got sidetracked with that.

https://pastebin.com/qr3bKFXz

Chapter 7
>Driving down the road to Jade's
>ETA 2 minutes
>You’re dressed in the one set of nice clothes you have
>Showered and groomed, hair pulled back
>No tie, you always had a fear it would get stuck in something and you'd suffocate
>Or be decapitated
>Or someone would use it as a garrote
>Pull into the driveway and get out of your car
>Two-story house, typical suburban look
>Straighten your clothes out, and begin the long march to the door
>It’s only about 30 feet, but feels a lot farther
>Get to the door, ring the doorbell
>Moment of truth
>Hear the thudthudthud of something very big coming to the door
>The door opens up, and before you stands a very large, ornery looking panda
>He's a full head taller than you and built like a brick shithouse
>He just stares at you for a few agonizing seconds
>”You anon?”
“Yes sir, and you must be Jade’s father.”
>Reach out to give him a hand shake, put on a slight smile
>He shakes your hand, and squeezes hard, locking eyes with you
>It hurts, any harder and you think he'd break your hand
>You manage to keep the same facial expression though
>After a few seconds he lets go
>”Come on in.”
>So far so good, you think
>Guess Jade let him know that you were a human
>He didn’t seem to have a negative reaction to you at least
>The hand-crushing and mean stare might be normal
>”ANON’S HERE,” he yells
>You follow him into the foyer
>Smell whatever's cooking, but you're not sure what it is
>Smells good at least
>Jade comes out of what appears to be the living room
>She's wearing a black dress, different from the one she wore on your date last week
>This dress is full length and less revealing
>Makes sense not wanting to show the girls off in front of her father
>She greets you with a hug and a kiss on the cheek

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>>11521174
Where my dominant anthros at?

>>11550541
>Expect to get throttled, but fortunately nothing
>”I see daddy didn't scare you off.”
>”He hasn't given me a reason to…yet,” he interjects
>”And I'm sure he won’t give you one.”
>”Well why don’t you give him a tour of the house, I'm almost finished cooking.”
>She takes you by the hand and leads you to the living room
>It's a pretty standard living, TV and couch and shit
>On the wall you see a picture of her family from when she was a baby
>She hadn't mentioned her mom before
>She looks just like her mom going off the picture
>There's a few more family pictures, but they’re all just her and her dad
“That your mom?”
>”Yeah, I don’t remember her though, she died when I was a baby. Dad doesn’t talk about it.”
>That got dark quick
>Y'all move on from the living room, and she shows you the rest of the first floor
>Dining room, kitchen, garage, study, just kind of skim those
>She then takes you upstairs
>Points out her dad's room and the guest bedroom, and takes you into her room
>Band posters all over the room
>Venom, Cannibal Corpse, Decapitated, Vader, and the big bear himself, Stan Rogers
>Stan Rogers was a bear, because fuck you that’s why
>TV, computer, decent looking stereo, guitar, and a cage with two guinea pigs on top of her dresser
>White with brownish feet, ears and nose, and red eyes
>Just too cute
>She also has a bookshelf full of CDs
>She leads you over to show you what all she has
“Your dad didn’t have a bad reaction to me.”
>”Yeah, when I told him you were human he took it pretty well. I think he just wanted to see if you're like how I said.”
>You wrap your arms around her from behind and rub your head against hers
“And what did you tell him.”
>She turns herself around and puts her arms around you as well
>”About how nice you are, what we did on our dates, the music you play and how well you sing.”
“Tell him how good I am with my fingers?”

>>11550554
>That elicits a playful smack from her, “no!”
>She gives you a quick kiss
>”I didn't tell him how good you are at kissing either.”
>You both kiss deeply
>Her tongue, her teeth, you love the way feel
>Your little tryst is abruptly interrupted though
>”GET YOUR ASSES DOWN HERE AND EAT,” her dad yells
>Break off the kiss
>”Maybe we can come back up here later.”
>Damn can she be seductive
>You both head downstairs and to the dining room
>The table is about big enough for six people
>Three sets of dinnerware and plates set up, one at the head is of the table and one along each side
>Food is set out in the middle of the table
>Some kind of meat, turkey you think, and various sides, some of which look questionably edible
>They're probably supposed to look like that
>Hopefully they're supposed to look like that
>You sit on one side across from Jade, and her father sits at the head of the table
>They both just start putting food on their plates, so you go ahead and start getting food
>Some turkey, some of the green stuff with maybe rice in it, and some corn
>”Eat up, it shouldn't poison you,” he states plainly
>Shouldn't, well that’s reassuring
>Though giving it a bit of thought, could be a concern, some foods anthros eat are poisonous to humans and vice-versa
>They’ve both already started eating
>Go ahead and try the green stuff
>It’s…surprisingly good
>Guess you learn to cook as a single father
>”So Jade says you play some folk music? Maybe you can play for us some after dinner.”
>He's calling you out
>Well he's gonna be disappointed that you can
“Sure.”
>He just looks at you and grins slightly
>You don’t think he expected you to say yes to it
>The rest of dinner goes well
>Everything he made is delicious
>He asks you some questions, trying to get to know you better
>Or waiting for you to slip up so he can call you out on it
>After dinner you help clean up

>>11550575
>”Jade why don’t you get your guitar so Anon can play for us.”
>Jade heads off upstairs to get her guitar, and is back surprisingly quickly
>Head to the living room to play
>She had it in Drop D
>The lazy power chord tuning
>Tune it up to standard
>Play a few songs you know
>One of the songs you play apparently gets to him
>Notice he's got a smile on his face and is actually crying
>Jade’s enamored with watching you so she doesn’t notice
>Best to pretend you don’t notice
>Nothing leads to an asswhoopin' faster than callin' out a man on crying
>Gonna do one more song
>Set the guitar down
>Don’t need it for this
>Stand up to sing
>Song’s more of a sea shanty, but whatever
>Barrett’s Privateers
>Jade joins in singing with you almost immediately
>She gets up and joins you, putting her arm around your waist behind your back
>Try to get him to join in too
>He's clapping in time, but has gone back on his stern facial expression
>Won't sing along either
>Doesn't kill the mood you and Jade have going
>He does smile slightly once the two of you finish the song
>He looks at you
>”Anon…I must say, you do know your music. I see Jade wasn't making it up when she said you did. You seem like an all right fella, so I don't have a problem with you dating my daughter.”
> Makes you feel like a teenager hearing someone's dad say that
>It's apparently something Jade's thrilled to hear though, as she gives you a hug
>A bear hug
>You see why they call it that
> Things are popping and cracking that you're pretty sure should never pop
>Can't breathe
> Once you start to squirm from lack of air she puts you back down
>”Did I hurt you?”
“Eh you just cracked a few ribs; I’m sure I'll bounce right back.”
>She gives you a look
“Yes I'm fine.”
>Her dad lets out an audible laugh at that
>”I see you've got a sense of humor too, good.”

>>11550583
>He puts up his recliner, grabs the remote and turns on the TV
>”Now if you'll excuse me, the Braves game is about to start. So y'all can either stay and watch or go.”
>Jade picks up her guitar
>”Let's go up to my room.”
>She's giving that seductive look again
>Her dad’s dead to everything that isn’t on the TV
>This should be fun
End chapter 7

So the next chapter will be done whenever, hopefully soon, and yes, will have sexytimes.

>>11550217
It isn't smut until the sex happens though. I think.

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More spodergrill here.
Pastebin: https://pastebin.com/bS0RwFxv

>The night moves on, and as much as it surprises you, you actually begin to enjoy yourself. Gina had been interjecting every two minutes to give you a kind of running commentary over the film, discussing features you didn't really take any notice of -- lighting, camera angles, the tiny details that would've snuck under anybody else's nose -- nothing escaped her scrutiny.
>Half the time you had practically no idea what she was talking about, so you simply winged those parts of the conversation with 'Mmhmm's and 'Ah's and nodded as if you knew exactly what she meant.
>You took advantage of the rare breaks in her sentences to tell her more about yourself, withholding the details of your marriage and divorce. That was a can of worms you were more than happy to leave unopened.
>"So, how long you been here?" you ask, the three cans of beer in your belly taking the edge off of your wavering nerves. "You grow up in this part of town or..."
>"What? Pfft, no. I'm country-bred, through and through." she states proudly. "My parents run a weavery down South. Remember how I said I made dresses for a living? Well, it's sorta a family trade. I moved down here a couple years ago. I WOULD'VE stayed at home and made a living out of the family business, buuuuut I've got, like, four dozen siblings and they all had the same idea."
>You choke halfway through a swig of beer. "F-four dozen?!" you sputter between coughs.
>"Eeeyup! Heh, you should see some of our get-togethers. Me and the rest of the family rented out this restaurant for Mom and Dad's twenty fifth anniversary, and lemmie tell ya, the place was packed wall-to-wall."
>You try to picture a building packed wall-to-wall with giant arachnids slurping the liquified tissues of desceased animals, taking the initial horror you'd felt upon discovering that Gina drank gore-in-a-cup for breakfast, lunch and dinner and then multiplying it four dozen times over.

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>>11551802
>Lesson learned. Stay the fuck away from spider family reunions.
>"Well that's... Interesting." you comment, shuffling as far away from Gina as the breadth of the sofa would allow. It gives you an agonizingly small distance between you and her. Every now and then an elbow would nudge your side or the hard, spindly length of one of her legs would brush against yours and you'd have to stop yourself from tumbling into a panic.
>Granted, you weren't half as terrified as you were when you first met her, but that doesn't mean that touching a giant spider didn't still terrify the shit out of you.

Aaaand I've got work. See you later on, Trash. Hopefully I can make some good pogress on this today.

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>>11546532
You're over analyzing things anon. Just relax, sit back, and crack a cold one.

>>11546669
Alright, so I did look it up, and it turns out that big MT nightstalkers actually can cloak. I can't believe I forgot about that.

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Anthros should be pets

>>11551817
>https://pastebin.com/bS0RwFxv
M O R EE

>>11534470
Has literally any internet porn game ever reached any level of completion? All we really have are the stuff those crazy Elevens make.

>>11551817
Looking forward for more of this qt

>>11553804
Flexible survival to an extenct, sexy mad science by Draite, and rack 1 by fek

Only real content ones I know

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>>11553804
>s3 soon
>knightmare frames are traditional again

>>11549667
Sauce

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>>11554540
strawberrycucumber

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I delivered the green for the night stalker. I stayed up to late making this. I'm going to pass out now.
https://pastebin.com/Bf1FQafZ

https://e621.net/post/show/1325430
Something interesting here

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>>11555712
>https://e621.net/post/show/1325430

>>11555100

>>11521687
What the hell are non-mammal breasts?

>>11555100
That's some good shit

>>11556159
Sexy lumps, I guess

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>>11553066

>>11556159
venom sacs

>>11553066
Sauce

>>11557217
Not him, but i.will try to help on that later

>>11553066
Those aren't anthros though
Unless this is the feral thread and I missed it

>>11553066
Like pet play or actual pets?

>>11555100
thank you mous, my snekdog lust has been quenched.

>>11555712
>vanripper
from khajiits to sexy bugs. i'm not complaining.
[nospoilersontrash]i want to fug the mosquito[spoiler]

>>11556159
Like I said to the guy asking about bird tits, chickens do have a "breast" but it's more of a raised area on their chest.

>>11555873
Looks like you were cloaked while posting that, stalker.

>>11556165
Thanks a million. Tempted to write a much less sexy follow up or two. Or maybe it'll be 7 times as sexy. I'm unsure.

>>11557207
That's probably where Amber stores all of that venom.

>>11558329
Happy that you like deluxe snekdog.

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Oh, and I'm an idiot. Here's what triuni thinks special needs kitten should look like.

>>11558595
y e s

>>11550541
>>11550554
did these get deleted?

>>11559805
What do you mean? I can see them, and the pastebin is current.

>>11555100
>nearly dying makes you horny
>she lives in nature's basement and doesn't understand normal social interaction
>venom squirting
Good shit anon.

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>TFW no anthro tank gf

I-I'm doing th-this right, guys?!

>>11561594
That's fine noti

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>>11562978
I wonder how anthros in heat should be treated...

Like...monsters with the only purpose of mating?

>>11563057
They should be tied up during sez for your safety. Especially snekdogs.

>>11521174
Laughing too hard at the spider story to jerk off

>>11564415
Spoder its not for fugs

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>no cutie cat sloot machine to gamble my money away trying to roll for the chance to cuddle
Why even have a reasonable amount of momey in the bank to live off of, and not feed my horrible gambling problem?

>>11565788
Money* I'm sober, I sweqr.