The Official Pony Thread
I went and took a shower when the thread hit the limits and no one made a new one while I was gone Edition
Excuse me, are your legs tired?
>>11520320
Yes they actually are a little tired.
>>11520339
Standing all day?
>>11520357
Well I was doing someone else's job today, I'm actually less sore than I thought I was going to be though.
>>11520339
Not surprising since you've been running through my mind.~
>>11520380
Fair fair.
And how're you holding up?
Daily reminder that Rainbow Dash is best pony.
>>11520381
>>11520416
Fine, I don't dwell on things that I can't change.
>>11520446
Well, for whatever its worth you can speak of things if needs be
>>11520428
Let me guess, you find my charming demeanor leaves you speechless and yet you can't help but want more?
>>11520478
http://www.xvideos.com/video29857405/big_boobs_shemale_anal_fucked_bareback
http://www.xvideos.com/video18367145/shemale_gets_fucked_hard
http://www.xvideos.com/video24848195/shemale_rides_guys_dick
>>11520487
Shit...I didn't think i get this far....uh hi.
>>11520534
Wow she has a really small pepe.
>>11520554
Do you not have work tomorrow or something?
>>11520539
come on you know you want it.
>>11520554
that only makes it better.
>>11520563
>>11520559
lol, yeah, the storm gave me 2 days off.
>>11520563
Her size is at an unsatisfactory level, for a reach around.
i am late to make bread oy vey fuck you instigator
>>11520594
go ahead and stroke it boy.
>>11520600
>Her size is at an unsatisfactory level, for a reach around.
in some switchy situation you are absolutely right.
>>11520600
>storm gave me 2 days off
You are not who I thought you were.
>>11520603
You must be punished for your tardiness.
>>11520625
I like you anon, I would spit roast dickgirls with you.
>>11520636
Who'd you think i was?
>>11520646
nah
>>11520661
rose
>>11520661
>with you.
we could have a lot of fun.
>>11520699
hey
>>11520672
Rose is not capable of reaching this levels of lewdness.
but we most certainly are.
>>11520672
I am spechless... Are we that alike?
>>11520689
>we could have a lot of fun.
I hope that we means there's gonna be a 3rd party.
>>11520699
hello.
>>11520718
>>11520724
Yea, well right now at least.
>>11520724
Who would be our first target?
Interrogator?
Skitty?
Smokey?
Miracle?
Aku?
Raptor?
>>11520805
>you're first on a list
glhf
>>11520703
Just kicked my broken toe
Went into shock immediately after.
took 15 minutes to come good
>>11520834
:(
wa was it the same table and chair set?
>>11520733
Suddenly I wouldn't mind getting to know this rose person.
>>11520747
Smokey? not him, unless we have restraints. I love the fight back types but he seems like he be a bit troubling to hold down.
Skitty? Almost perfect target but he seems like he wouldn't hesitate to kill us if it turns out he's not willing to cooperate.
Interrogator? to be honest might be a little boring he'd probably just lay there and take it.
Miracle? Don't got much recon on him.
Aku? Don't got much on him ether.
Raptor? he seem like he wouldn't mind a quickie.
Raptor? first
Skitty? second
Interrogator? 3rd
Aku? 4th
Miracle? 5th
>>11520852
Who are you by the way?
Fuck, time to pass out.
Adios amigos.
>>11520865
Good night savage.
we've got to spanish speakers in here but who is this third Anon?
>>11520844
No, it was a singular work boot of my brothers literally just tossed in the centre of the room.
Fuck.
It's getting better though.
>>11521003
What's your brother like?
No AJ?
Why?
>>11521027
>>11521066
>>11521010
>>11521066
>>11521010
you also want Raptor's brother to bang you?
what if blackholes are fractals in base three?
We'll I'm going to go to bed and fall asleep listening to my music.
>>11521239
Don't let the door hit you in the vagina on the way out!
>>11520852
Leave me out of your gay sex faggotry you fucking degenerate. Gas yourself.
>>11521403
Hey Smokey
>>11521481
Hey. How's it going?
>>11521507
Mostly ok, kicked my toe before and nearly passed out from shock as it's broken, but otherwise going pretty well.
>>11521522
How did you break your toe?
>>11521543
kicked it on a table while walking last week wednesady I think.
fucking sucks.
>>11521558
That sucks. I hope you feel better soon.
>>11521609
Hows work going for you?
Heading to bed, have a good one.
>>11521522
goodnight
>>11521688
It's going alright. Have a good night.
>>11522207
>>11522241
Yeah?
Wait nvm. Your gif woulnt load at first.
Fuck this shitty mobile network.
>>11522422
Hiya Smokey!
Still no power I take it?
>>11522422
I'm not even sure if this tropical storm is coming it's been raining for days but there's no 75mph winds like they hyped.
>>11522337
>>11522481
No, I'm still in the dark.
>>11522506
It's just a tropical depression by now I'm sure.
>>11522543
>>11522554
that sucks, which state you live in?
>>11522575
>>11522641
goodnight
>>11522779
Sweet dreams
>>11522779
Die in your sleep ponyfag.
>>11520357
Man id honestly sell my soul to fuck rarity and pinkie pie in a three way while Fluttershy watches. Plus I'd be in a giant pool filled with monster energy and the house would be glitter and pastel and I'd have a cool black bartender
needs more sweetie belle
how autistic is it to have your own Pony OC when you've never actually watched the show?
>>11523851
>>11523886
Right up there with eating shit in public, or telling a random stranger how nice their child's nipples look at a public pool.
>>11523888
Nice trips
Whats up
pls b nais...
>>11523947
*cuddle ze anon*
>>11524192
thank
>>11524268
Squeaky, is that you?
Two days now without power.
>>11524742
Any news on when it will come back on?
who needs electricity when you have attractive fils
>>11525296
Nah. I wish.
>>11525441
shit man that sucks.
Is there storm still going on in your area? thought it pass by by now.
I kinda feel like the attractive fils aren't being adequately acknowledged here
>>11525645
>>11525625
Ended days ago.
>>11526007
gross
>>11526212
Would you a flurry heart?
>>11526325
A flurry heart is a lot like a sweetie belle only twice as young, so double yes
>>11526157
....you're electric company....its not run by monkeys is it?
>>11526350
I thought so
>>11526366
It's an ape town, monkeys run everything.
I'll tell you one thing, I am loving the hell out of this solar powered cell phone charger I bought a couple months back.
>>11526667
Have you reported the issue to your power company? It's possible no one told them about it yet
>>11526382
the mohs' hardness of my dick increases exponentially as age approaches zero
>>11526869
There isnt enough good flurry heart porn
>>11526887
a tragedy if ever there was one
>>11526744
Yeah I've reported it.
>>11526990
>>11527004
>>11527015
es beste
>>11527037
So long as it's just as flat as a colt
>>11527056
that's real gay
>>11523001
but anon, nightmares where i die in my sleep are down 45000%
>>11526869
>your dick can be damaged by milf skin
just saddening
>>11527235
>>11527280
observe this close-up picture of the princess
>>11527351
10deep20me
>>11527410
Hai Urshushushula!! :3
how's u?
>>11527410
hi, bye Urshulex
>>11527449
Hiya CaNoNoN! :3
Today was a long day for me. A full 08:00 - 17:00 hours and I haven't hade one of those in quite a bit. Acquired a headache, and I haven't eaten anything yet either. On the plus side, I'm nearly a lvl 9 thief!
>>11527456
hi, bye Azuz
>>11527508
hey!
>>11527449
Anyways, how's u? :3
>>11527572
what's gucci nibba?
>>11527572
Sounds like quite the day indeed then! :P
Well you should eat something, could be the reason for your headache!
Yay, almost at the top! keep on the fight! You'll be lvl 10 in no time!
I'm doing good, just chillin, had some ice cream, and organizing some files, was a boring day for me mostly, might vidya for a bit soon
It was pretty humid 2 hours ago, but it went down a bit for now, hopefully things start to cool down just a bit starting in a few days
>>11527653
tuna and crackers!
>>11527812
um. nice.
>>11527812
>>11527972
heh heh. das what i found in the cupboard foodwise.
>>11527977
Lel
Fuck your shit nigga fuck your shit!
>>11528305
poop noodle tho.
>>11528077
oh, nice.
I know some cats who would go wild for a little tuna.
>>11528319
>>11528319
>>11528397
>>11528482
wanna see my dick?
>>11528800
Not right now.
I'm home and boiling chicken for the next 3 days' dinners. How is everypony, and what all cuties are in /b/read?
>>11528858
Why not? Are you a faggot?
>>11528899
We've been through this, no.
>>11528800
Post it, faggot~
>>11528899
Aaaaaand... now I can get off to it.
>>11528858
lolk.
>>11528935
um. no.
>>11529445
>>11529460
>>11529478
Hee hee~
Hi!
>>11529498
How goes it?
>>11529498
>>11529519
*tickles you both*
>>11529625
pls no
I'm extremely ticklish
>>11529519
Going steadily. Tons of stuff I could be doing, however I'm layin' down 'cause my head hurts. Watching GG. Probably merely a symptom of the few hours of sleep I had last night.
Yourself?
>>11529625
*tickles you back*
>>11529656
Friend dragged me into smite earlier today, havent been doing much since we stopped
Been having trouble getting myself to start doing much anything lately
>>11529649
What if I just lick you instead?
>>11529656
*snuggles up to you*
I'm bored.
>>11529707
How could you be bored? Don't you have papers to read? Work to do?
>>11529707
A bit odd, but still preferrable to being tickled
>>11529773
I did my work for the day. 4 hours, every weekday, 2 before classes and 2 after.
>>11529781
Where would you prefer to be licked?~
>>11529882
For some odd reason I'm finding your "RaisedBrow" CloudKicker particularly seductive atm.
>>11530134
Nighty CaNoN!
>>11530078
Good, because you need to be seduced
>>11530217
>>11529882
I dunno
Sorry for the late reply
ultrafils
>>11530252
Get in my bed, cutie~
>>11530274
How about I lick your cheek?
>>11530382
I still have a beard at the moment, are you sure about that?
>>11530382
>>11530398
Or I could just kiss you square on the lips ;)
>>11530417
*pulls you in real close*
You! You're getting snuggled.
>>11530486
I had garlic bread earlier, you'd probably hate the smell of my breath
>>11530398
*snuggles*
>>11530552
Wrong link?
>>11530506
And I had shells in a garlic sauce.
filly sauce
>>11530614
RUUUUUBY! how do you remove acid from your bones?
>>11530614
Sounds like we need some breathmints
>>11530641
With an antacid?
>>11530656
Maybe.
>>11530552
>>11530603
Ursh, are you the cuddliest poster here right now?
>>11530603
Y-You get snuggle too! D-Darnit!
>>11530486
*snuggles*
>>11530641
run some bass through your bones to neuralize the acid
>>11531133
>>11531115
*snuggle Azuzu*
Lvl 9 baby!
>>11531255
*hugs*
>>11531435
in what?
>>11531535
How you doing, buddy?
Gonna get some rest
Night bread
>>11531535
the discord group has a game where you have to steal from people to earn experience, and i've been grinding all day to get to level 10 which is the max.
how's it going azu?
>>11531622
G'night Pasta!
>woo hoo, the power is back on!
>immediately turn off all lights
>>11531693
I would turn on all the fils
like, sexually
time for scootin
>>11532459
Hey Blewbs! How ya been?
>>11532506
doin decent, just watching some animu. how are you?
>>11532523
Fine! Making a pone: https://create.mylittlepony.movie/
>>11532559
what sort of special pony skills will it have?
>>11532598
Grow things and look pretty :P
>>11532672
hurray! a new pone is born!
>>11532845
Heya Rapmaster!
>>11532872
G'day, how's it going?
>>11532872
Yay! Should see >>>/mlp/30927132
Better designs than the one I came up with.
>>11532921
goin pretty good here. you?
>>11532951
your design is automatically better than theirs because you're bread.
I technically have a private office that i can lock.
Dunno if i should fap tho. Kinda tempted to.
>>11533053
Why not invite a female collegue to help you?
Your first female commanding officer up the chain would be keen I'm sure :P
>>11532993
I'm ok just recovering from work currently.
>>11533253
ah sounds about right. Hope it wasnt too awful
Damned Canadian where are you?
>>11533357
Hello, yes?
>>11533253
>female
>commanding officer
Pick one.
>>11533364
Darwin get the fuck away from me you disgusting faggot.
>>11533381
Absolutely not. I share custody of you with my husband James.
Oh, he is away. Never mind. We may resume the faggotry when he is present.
>>11533261
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nZyQ1JRPAWE
Yeah, wasn't a bad day necessarily, but it's exhausting mentally.
>>11533364
Heya Darwin
>>11533390
are you Intoxicated?
go away you faggot.
TRAVIS POSTER DON'T LET THIS HOMO TOUCH ME WHERE ARE YOU???
>>11533427
Greetings, friend.
>>11533429
Hey
>>11533427
>>11533373
>>11533427
ah, sounds like something thatd happen in California.
sorry to hear that. ive just been off on vacation but I'm back now, its good to be home.
>>11533463
there you are.
I've got something hilarious to show you although it still is here.
I'm of laughter dying.
go to my board.
>>11533480
Hey degenerate when did you and Smuglord became friends?
>>11533469
pls
Goodnight
>>11533893
Have a good one :P
a funeral feels more alive than this place.
>>11532845
>>11532921
>>11533253
>>11533427
>>11533893
Sir, u posted best pone.
Just let u know
>>11533427
That poor train station. Now that she has married it will she divorce it and sue for alimony?
>>11534176
HERESY!
>>11534126
I've been to some pretty lovely funerals.
>>11534355
Well to be honest, I could say the same, I have even seen and heard Mariachis in them so.
>>11534294
Is this your theme song?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qH00iFf7V6E
>>11534445
Of course not. What do I need with a dakimakura when she visits me in my lucid dreams.
AIDS
>>11534554
Something a little more physical I guess?
I'd suppose a plushie would be better though, especially a full size one if you could afford it.
>>11534622
I suppose a plushie would be cool, but I am quite happy with my clear Funko vinyl figure.
>>11534176
My thanks :3
>>11534210
>first comment
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J3yJlymQTeg
I wonder.
>>11534883
Replying 5 hours later, when I'm going to be heading to bed soonish?
>>11534972
hey fag don't forget to masturbate before you go to bed...
>>11534972
it was meant for raptor buuut, i'm good tho, could be better
howsu?
her name is Miss Alice if you want to follow my advice.
>>11534997
>>11535003
i'd rather jerk off to [insert pony's name here]'s mane
>>11535055
>>11535089
Pony is not for sexual in my particular case that is.
>>11535089
by the way I Absolutely saved that Rara.
>>11535100
is it because they're all girls?
>>11534997
Ate a big bowl of a very sugary cereal and am starting to feel the sugar crash.
@dasrcridieo
you have been rekt!™
rekt!™ three other posters or your mother will get rekt!™ in her sleep tonight!
>>11535114
now you can actually be I #。学>N、sq
>>11535128
you can feel sugar?
>>11535120
No...
>>11535160
You can when you've mostly cut it out of your diet for the past several months.
Well... past month or so.
>>11535161
>two (you)
>>11535205
oh yes that
does it feel InViGoRaTiNg? or eelleeccttrriiffyyiingg?
>>11535223
that was disrespectful.
>>11535223
Tired. Sugar CRASH.
>>11535249
soz
>>11535281
:p
>>11535281
Why didn't you use the B14?
>>11535089
>>11535281
go sleeps
>>11535529
funny, i have a beer on hand
>>11535794
>>11535815
o shit its lewd
>>11535862
oh shit 250
>>11536049
>>11536049
>>11536049
>>11536049