HG
Hunger Games
Welcome to the Asylum
I'm just here to say,
fuck niggers.
Amen.
>>11509191
Call it petty revenge, but we will take your trinket as compensation for your cowardly attack in the last arena.
>>11509166
I AM! But how about you? ARE YOU?!
>>11509191
>And just like that Karen takes a few steps out of her cell, dragging the chains across the floor.
>>11509191
Still upset about the FP accident huh?
>>11509191
Someone ain't too focused on stealth, huh?
>Drake strolls through the asylum casually, not worrying about a thing as she proceeds to the next area
>>11509214
YOU BET I AM!
>sorcereries
um
>>11509222
Then why don't you show me how redongo bongo you are by tronko donco the game?!
Your first day in Lordran begins. This is where the real Dark Souls begins.
>>11509228
>moans and spills my hot, sticky spaghetti all over you
MAMA-MIA!
>>11509215
>>11509191
>Within that instance of Fyxe mentioning the """incident"" Baki swiftly fades out of the spatial dimension.
>>11509192
Uh...dunno what this'll accomplish, but I'll do it anyway.
>>11509191
>tfw you still get replaced despite asking for the swap to be denied
It hurts.
>>11509232
Does this mean that someone finished him off before I could? Was this possible in this world? Well now I have to find another way to use my fists.
>surpried
um
>>11509232
Just an oversized pig! I'll be eating well tonight!
>Drake lies against the dead beast, starting up a small fire as she gives the boy a cocky smile.
And I'll be having this to myself thank you very much!
>>11509232
>>11509244
One day, we'll have to have a serious talk about this. You can't bury your feelings with this passive-agressiveness attitude.
And...
I guess it's karma for you...
I want to surprie you with my huge dick in your ass.
8 more Hollows join the armies of the undead. more a threat to the world than they were before.
>>11509245
Missed it, sorry.
>>11509249
Gracias.
>>11509255
stop posting anytime rin
>>11509255
Then why don't you do just that, big boy?
>offers boypussy
>>11509256
Meh. I'll ask Craig to get me a general position or something
>>11509256
It's OK, mah nigga.
I'll just wait for generic anime girl #5831455 to die instead.
At least that'll give me some form of satisfaction.
I guess it makes sense Stain doesn't want to share. Avafag killer is in his name.
Zer0 accepts is upcoming death.
>>11509276
How about missionary position?
>>11509245
I tried to deny it too but image limit. Someone must have a grudge against you for some reason.
>lonley
um
>Tfw I can enter 5 tributes no problem.
>Bucket fag can't even have one.
Learn how to enter filler properly.
>>11509301
Is all good.
I mean, I know I entered a dumb joke entry, but apparently they REALLY want their waifus in.
It's pretty weird, man.
>>11509304
>um
mu
>>11509191
>A strange feeling overtakes Julia as she looks into the bottomless box.
...Ugh!
>She tosses the to the other side of the room.
("I just, that box. Damn it! What was wrong with me?")
>>11509232
Hah!
>After rolling about on the ground, dodging the demons attacks. Julia's ring began to glow with a faint red aura.
Blast away!
>The ring became her trusty sword and with a concentrated motion, a sudden explosion occurs.
>>11509291
("I think I can pull it off again...")
Unhand those children you beast! Blast away!
>>11509291
>She walks through the sewer and thankfully her tracksuit is above her knees so her clothes weren't going to get dirty if she was careful.
Just a little more... I wonder if there's an alligator here.
>>11509291
Not everyone could be as -hic- great as I am, maybe one day!
>Drake raises her flask, toasting the egg shaped school girl
>>11509304
>lonley too
come cuddle
>>11509292
I don't know, going to faraway places to teach people religion sounds cool, but I bet it's gonna be somewhere with no electricity whatsoever
Dammit Eggman-kun, never trust soapstone.
>>11509314
deadass why the fuck is there an egg in your hair?
>>11509305
>he enters 5 fillers
>he doesn't enter 9 fillers instead
>>11509306
I have no idea why someone would swap me in but if it continues being a problem you're going to save more images of buckets so you can deny anonswaps.
>>11509321
>Gliese T Jr
Heeeey I remember rp killing him and his dad.
Good times.
>stength
>about "x" crushes
um
>>11509326
OH SHIT
AVAFAG KILLER STRIKES AGAIN!
>>11509326
Ah, nice. Weapons, armor, food... drink!
Excellent!
>Drake immediately grabs the largest bottle of wine she was lucky enough to find, taking a swig.
>>11509326
>When Karen tries to fight her invaders while having fun with Ikkun, they use some kind of powerful magic to disintegrate her. The girl's clothes fall down and her body turns into ashes. Sadly she wasn't able to see if Ikkun was able to make it out.
5 more bloodstains cover the land, but a warning to the living adventurers
>>11509333
Don't you like eggs, anon? A lot of people eat eggs in the morning.
>um
redongo bongo lol
>>11509356
Yeah and I like steak too but I'm not gonna buy a hairpin shaped like a steak and wear it in my hair.
>>11509340
>tfw I have to avafag a bucket to basically save a joke entry from being swapped
WHAT IF THIS WAS THEIR PLAN ALL ALONG?
>>11509326
His stength was immence, I can't handdle such oppisition! Or something silly like that. Those sort of issues get ironed out after the first few games.
>>11509347
If you can't handle them there's no way in hell I can.
For once, maybe you should listen to Vince.
>>11509372
I DID say it was beta test. I'm surprised you guys aren't straight clipping through the floor and dying.
>>11509372
strength*
>>11509365
the egg symbolizes the unborn child that her brother rips out of her uterus and devours every time he accidentally knocks her up.
>>11509369
Could very well be, I doubt the person who swapped you for me will speak up anyway. I don't know how you'll manage but knock yourself out.
>>11509191
>The assassin is unperturbed by the stomping and keeps fighting his way out of the asylum, helmet beaming out "K1LL" as he hacks and slashes.
>>11509220
I am.
>>11509232
>"Explore" is a much better way of saying "asking the locals if they have any assassin targets".
>>11509291
>Zer0 doesn't seem to mind.
Cozy.
>>11509384
>The mushroom man is quickly sliced and diced under the assassin's blade. He looks up at its remnants proudly: ":D".
Who wants pizza?
Reminder that HG is fucking dead you delusional faggots
>>11509384
>Drake offers a second bottle of wine to the girl who shares a bonfire with her
Have a drink lass, take a bit of time to relax.
>>11509388
>>11509386
R-read the event. I'm being a smart ass.
>>11509365
I like it, anon and that's why I use it. Maybe you should get a steak hair pin, too!
>>11509413
Don't be a smartass, smartass.
Stain now has a golden katana. Looks like he pre ordered.
Stop killing the Capra Demon so easily, your making me look bad.
>>11509424
I mean I'm dead either way so fuck me.
>>11509400
You're entitled to your opinion. Have a nice day.
>>11509369
>>11509392
>I doubt the person who swapped you for me will speak up anyway.
Hey
>>11509399
You are, but that big beast wasn't. It's fine though, it was just some sort of boar. Tasted delicious.
>>11509430
If a wooden box breathes... don't touch it at all. That's what my mother used to say at least.
>Drake heads deeper into the city, looking for the other competitors instead
>>11509435
>fucks you
>>11509440
HG machine broke?
Post something that earns you guaranteed replies
>>11509441
Sup.
>>11509384
Slippery little lizard... darn it.
>With a sigh, she walks away from the two with her sword in hand.
("Could've made for an excellent gift as well...")
>>11509430
("With facing against the paranormal, physical attacks will most likely not knock them down for the count.")
Have some of this!
>With a single swing from her sword, a fireball comes forth and makes its mark on one of the undead.
I like Len but I wish he would reply to us.
>>11509454
Junko was, objectively, the best host with the best game.
>>11509441
>waves handle angrily
Two days of peace. Surely the murder will happen soon.
>>11509430
>Zer0 repeatedly bows down in the general direction of the sun. His helmet likewise beams a simple sun made of a circle and surrounded by small triangles.
Praise the sun!
>>11509443
>The assassin suddenly projects a "?" out of his helmet.
You killed it?
>>11509454
Post something that earns your guaranteed replies.
>>11509454
Roll and rate
>>11509472
Nothing... ah well, I have plenty of supplies myself. You need a drink lad?
>Drake takes a swig from her flask before offering it to her current companion
>>11509454
If you're gonna play an animu character at least pick one from a good anime, like Fairy Tail.
>>11509454
>Saber sits down and kicks her legs back and forth, waiting for replies
Three days of peace. SURELY the murder will happen soon.
>>11509454
What are you listening to right now?
len if you reply to me I'll give you amazing succ
>>11509454
Oldfags are the ones that shitpost the least.
>>11509512
Go away, asswhore.
>>11509506
>sets down a deck of cards
...
>>11509454
Goodnight HG.
Too much peace. Get to the fireworks factory already!
>Almost an hour later, Natani finally comes to her senses
>Two of her crystals were shattered in the Arena, leaving her with just 22.
"Shit. If I run out, I'll go comatose again..."
>Worry etches her face as she picks herself up, looking at her remaining stockpile of magic.
"Maybe this will be enough to enchant a perfect Gem, if I can find one..."
>>11509472
>The assassin fruitlessly stabs downward at the lizard as he runs after it, but it dodges every strike and eventually scampers off into the bushes. Zer0 screeches to a halt, resting his hands on his knees as he digitally pants: "-_-".
Bastard
>>11509507
>Zer0 was primed, blade and pistol both drawn as he faces the undead in the dank, musty room. Sudden, however, Henry comes out of nowhere and assists him. After the slaughter, the assassin holsters his pistol and returns his blade to its sheath and turns to face Henry.
Thank you, however
I could have done it myself.
You were not needed
>>11509542
>A blast from the past, huh Zer0?
>He mauls them all mercilessly.
>>11509454
>I have objectively some of the best RP.
>>11509454
I hate Alfred, Reigen, Crust, Aussa, JoJo, Ultron, Vader, Yuno, Garnet, Craig.
I love Bolin, Jude, Yukine, Izaya, Seth, Adachi, Junko, Hoshi, Kamina, Rin.
>monsterous
>mosquitos
um
>>11509454
First 48
>>11509476
Aha! That I did, that I did. You want a taste? I still have a few leftover flanks. That is, if you even eat.
>>11509507
>Drake stays silent, sipping on her drink as she respectfully listens to the warrior
>>11509542
Fire, fire! That's it, now finish it!
>Drake excitedly shoots off her flintlocks at the spider woman until it dies, after, she takes out her flask and takes a celebratory swig
>>11509545
Sorry, Garnet isn't here anymore.
>>11509542
FINALLY DEATH.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CpaT28qMfis
mosquitoes are pretty scary though
>>11509558
>muh tryhards
>muh boogeymen shitposters
>>11509454
Moshi moshi shitpost desu
>>11509579
>Drake stays silent, a flintlock in hand as she follows the so called "Killer"
>camourflages
um
>>11509579
lol
>>11509566
>The assassin points to the lower half of his helmet while it beams out ":(".
Nope.
>>11509579
>And the past has come back to haunt Zer0. Thus is life.
>>11509558
Seth and Kamina did nothing wrong
>>11509597
God I wanna nut all over her face.
And we're back to the game!
>>11509584
>>11509605
Clockwork.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZUmbfaF1pVc
>>11509568
"I don't need a Garnet, I need... actually any gemstone will work as long as it's big enough and either uncut or cut perfectly. Preferably the latter since cutting a gem myself is probably going to end badly."
>She huffs, crossing her arms
"But where am I going to find something like that here?"
>>11509607
be gone THOT
*teleports behind you and stabs you*
>>11509542
("Considering we out number the poor spider-woman, it was natural that we won. Still...")
'Strength in numbers doesn't mean an easy victory'. That was an odd lecture though...
>>11509579
Eh?!
>She rolls out of harm's way.
Little sneak...
>not replying
um
>>11509598
Damn that sucks, not being able to drink or eat... how do you relax?
>Drake frowns, scratching the back of her head
>>11509616
Not sure why I would buy this when I already have the best hat I'll ever need.
>Drake tips her pirate hat, giggling to herself before moving on
>>11509506
>mounts
KK drew in a sharp gasp as his throbbing and leaky tip speared between the soft and willing lips of the unseen man on the other side of the wall. "Oh gods..." The young man muttered, pressing his feverish cheek to the cool stall as he panted in pure ecstacy. His poor needy cock had suddenly found itself in a hot, wet sucking paradise on the other side of that glory hole and he kept his hips pressed fast to it, not wanting to pull away an inch as the fat head throbbed in LF's tight throat. "Please, oh please..." He implored. "I'm going to lose my mind, please bob on me... suck me inside out." As he spoke, his hips rolled and bucked just a little, causing his twitching meat to churn inside of the lord's mouth.
We're down to four! Which one will be the Chosen Undead?
My money is on the weirdo with the huge smile.
>>11509454
>is a cute anime girls
>stutters and is very shy
>says hi
>>11509545
>>11509623
If you find some coal and put it under the right amount of pressure, you could make a diamond out of it...
Nah joking. What kind of gemstone you want? I might have... something for you.
>>11509655
I'm here for real treasure, not useless junk.
>Drake looks at her hand, already filled up with plenty of rings she found earlier
>imspecting
ok
really
>>11509659
H-H-H-H-H-H-H-H-H-H-H-H-H-H-H-H-H-H-H-H-H-H-H-H-H-H-H-H-H-H-H-H-H-H-H-H-H-H-H-H-H-H-H-H-Hi...~
len how much for you on my dick
>>11509558
Fun fact: Top row are bigger shitposters than the lower row.
>>11509676
Estellise?
>>11509655
4344112433 52243131 522433
>>11509690
FEET!
>>11509690
>sprays anti trap spray
Stain passing up a chance for an easy kill. Will he regret it?
>>11509673
I said it was a beta test. I'm putting all the misspellings in the complaint box.
>>11509655
>She reaches out for the ledge with her right hand.
("I can make it... I can make it!"),
>...Julia's hand closely touches the edge of the ledge, but soon falls to her doom.
>>11509699
Aye. Want a drink?
>Drake rests on top of one of the barrels, silently drinking from a tankard she found.
>>11509697
if dubs I post them
>>11509714
Lemme reroll for you.
DUBS!
>>11509636
That's not difficult.
I relax by sleeping, or
assassinating.
>>11509723
SO CLOSE!
The Gravelord games shine through to the new games.
It's all over folks, go home.
>>11509663
"Like I said, any gem, as long as it's about... this big?"
>Natani pulls out a quill pen, ink vial, and parchment, drawing a circle that's about two inches in diameter.
"But what's your price? You foxes always have a price."
>>11509737
This is kinda poetic in a way....
Thanks for hosting
>>11509728
That doesn't sound very relaxing at all.
Well the sleeping does... but that's not the point. There's nothing like getting smashed before going to battle. I pity you'll never get that feeling.
>>11509737
So that's how it ends hmm? Thanks for the game, I've gotta sail off now.
>Drake boards her ship quickly and sails off into the distance
>>11509714
roll
AND THE WINNER IS.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bpI-KeK-PQg
Placements.
>>11509737
4334 1331344315
>>11509756
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>>11509756
Congratulations.
>>11509770
Thank you.
>>11509752
It is relaxing.
Alcohol is not the same
as taking a life.
And Summery.
And thank you all for helping in the beta. Put all the angry comments in the complaint box.
>>11509770
Haaah....only 2 kills? Heh...I can do better.
My thanks for the game.
Until next time...
(Hosting in 15.)
>>11509756
I could've done better but thanks for the game.
>>11509756
>Congrats Henry.
>>11509770
>Thanks for the game, Beowulf.
>>11509742
Wow. Racist much? I just came to you to offer my help and I get stereotyped like that.
...
...
Okay, maybe I've got a price, but I'm only 50% fox, it's not because of that.
>she takes out a little bow, and opens it, revealing a wedding ring carrying a 2.3inches sapphire.
Got this from... a guy last year, but the dummy took it way too big for me... he couldn't handle the faillure and left, but I still got the ring.
How much are you willing to give for it?
>>11509789
15 what?
Seconds?
Minutes?
Hours?
Days?
YEARS?
TALK TO ME, WOMAN!
BE MORE FUCKING SPECIFIC!!!
>>11509778
Fix typos.
>>11509778
>writes down a complaint about how kouvaphobes are allowed to run rampant in the streets and stop innocent buckets from competing in glorious gladiatorial combat
>>11509800
(Decennia.)
>>11509789
How big is your folder for Mitsuki anyways?
>>11509770
Thanks for hosting mate.
>>11509756
"Hey, congrats, and thanks Host guy."
>>11509799
>Her visage darkens at the mention of "half-fox", but she doesn't comment on it.
"I'm an assassin, if you've got a target, I can take them out. Or I can offer you an enchanted item."
>>11509811
(About 100 images.)
>>11509817
Assassin? So... like Zer0?
>sighs
I don't judge, you guys are free to earn your bread however you want but I don't hate anyone to the point of wanting them dead... I'd have prefered cash.
...
Meh.
Show me the enchanted item, maybe you've got something that could interest me.
>>11509778
>>11509770
Thankaranya for hosto bosto and congrats to Henry cooldown.
>>11509801
Just cleaned those up.
Anyone notice any others other than that nice anime girl with the "um"s?
>>11509805
Sorry Bucket, image limit made things cra cra. I'll save a spot for you next time.
>>11509820
goddess...
>>11509874
That was more an issue with the image limit and not really your game so don't beat yourself up.
>>11509805
Who got your spot?
>>11509922
Ikkun
If I ever start hosting, I'll ban Karen from all games
>15 minutes
>no game
rip goddess
>>11509935
>if I ever start hosting
it'll be a cold day in hell when shitposters start contributing to the community
>>11509935
So you're never going to host, got it.
>>11509945
But hell is cold.
Satan is encased in ice in the final circle.
Get fucked boi.
>>11509945
>>11509953
*hosting again. Got burnt out after about 250 games
>>11509558
Was Vader a shitposter?
First 24/36/48 for Meradia Games. Enter, I'll bump.
Welcome to the first VR MMORPG on the market, Meradia Symphonia. Pull up a chair, plug in your headset and lie back as Ayales Entertainment proudly presents:
Your entertainment for the night.
Running version 1.02
Patch notes:
- Implemented the loot system. If you win the game, you get to keep your item and use it in future games in events!
- Boss fights are now guaranteed to give all survivors a piece of loot.
- Dungeons have a chance to drop loot.
- EXP system is still for show. Sue me.
>>11509977
Beowulf
>>11509977
FYXE
>>11509977
Avafag Killer Stain
>>11509977
Vic Viper
>>11509977
Shikyoh
>>11509977
Eggman-kun
>>11509977
Sliver Queen
>>11509977
Zer0
>>11509977
Ikkun
>>11509977
Araragi Karen
>>11509977
Julia Douglas
>>11509977
Ruler
>>11509977
Saber
>>11509977
Star Butterfly
>>11509977
Ryougi Shiki
>>11509977
The Uber Gang
>>11509977
Merryn
>>11509977
Lum!
>>11509977
this bucket
>>11509977
Unzen Myouga
>>11510011
Alas, poor Yorick! I knew him, Horatio
>>11509977
Shinoa
>>11509842
>Natani nods, pulling several things from her bag, which clearly holds more on the inside than there should be space on the outside.
>The first is a simple strip of cloth, similar to the one she wears under her vest.
"This let's you store whatever you want inside a pocket space, my bag is made of the same type of stuff, but I mostly use this to keep... my tits out of the way. If you just want a bag I can make that too."
>The next is a hooded lantern, glowing with blue light.
"An eternal light, blue so you don't lose night vision."
>And the last is an urn, kept plain, but Natani keeps her head away from it.
"Incense urn, whatever smell you want, it's got subleflower in it now though, so don't breathe too deep or uh, well, you'll start feeling funny, let's put it that way."
>She thinks
"I could probably make something custom given time..."
>>11510034
heh... you fucked up now bucket...
>>11509977
Everyone
>>11509977
Natani
>>11510052
>>11509842
>furfag cj
who will save us from this fate?
One more.
>>11510056
>rolls towards you
>angrily waves handle
>>11510094
The Hurting
>>11509977
James Storm
>>11509977
Phil Kessel
>>11509977
I love you Mitsuki.
>>11510017
POOP!!!!!!!
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AHAHAH
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! TEE HEE XD POOP! POOPY! YAY! POOP MAKE ME HAPPY! HAPPY HAPPY P
OOP POOP! AHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHHAHDXDXD
UH OH< I THINK I MADE A POOPIE :^)^)^)^)^))^)^:^)^:^)
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHHGoHOUHHOIHOIAHAHHAHHAH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
POOP IN PANTS! NO DIAPER! THAT'S FUNNY! XDDD
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POOP!
*puts hand in pants*
*sniffs hand*
hee hee... reddit! reddit the bacon!
/trash/ Anonymous Fri 08 Jul 2016 23:23:20 No.3979669 ViewReport
Quoted By: >>3979709
*raises paw*
uh....big....biiiiig...BIIIIGG!!
>*farts*
..........STINKY!! STINKY BIG GUY FOR YOU!!!!!!!
POOP!!!!!!!
AHAHAHAHAHAHHHAHAHHAHHAHAHAHH FUNNY POOPIES!!!!!!!!!!!
XD ELELELELELELELEL PPPPPPPOOOOO
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AHAHAH
AHAHAHA FUNNY POOP! POOP FUNNY! DOODY WEE
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>>11509977
Lord Beerus
I look forward to a BB death and getting no loot and not being able to play and have fun with my friends at HG.
Check for any errors that may have occurred during the process.
>>11509977
some orange fuck
>>11510153
>denies your swap
>throws you into a well
>>11510148
I'm redongo bongo!
>>11510148
Begin.
>>11510052
Keeping your tits out of the way? Why would you do purposely make you less beautiful. Heh you do whatever you want really, but this kind of self-destructive ideas are beyond me.
But I like the concept! If you can make me a small purse I could tie to my belt, that would be nice. I don't like carrying a lot.
>She grabs the urn and without listening to Natani's advice, smashes her snout inside.
...
>She takes out her head some seconds later, sporting a stereotypical drunken face if there ever was one.
TH-THIS! I... WANT THIS TOO!
I-I-I'm sure my sapphire is worth those two stuff!
>>11510148
A labyrinth?
It probably won't be too different from the one I take care of. Let's go
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YLEjSAsxHi4
>>11510102
>>11510148
Switch Hurting out for next in line. Whoever that'll be after swaps and whatever
>>11510148
Oh, fuck this EXP system right in the ass.
>>11510161
>I would prefer if you didn't pretend to be my ava
>>11510180
>kills you
>takes your soul
>consumes it to become a stronger bucket
>>11510148
3254 1424434442241344 35114244331542 2443 11 124513251544?
2234
>>11510147
>HG
>friends
>>11510194
>Rusts because it no longer has a soul
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
>>11510213
>grinds you into dust
>waves handle in victory
>>11510211
I had them, they just aren't here anymore.
>>11510211
I'll make them one day.
We start with the registration, as always. Some of our adventurers don't show up, others are taken down the moment they do. Most enter as normal!
>>11510170
Done.
>>11510178
Who hurt you?
>>11510167
"Because I need to keep them out of the way to fight... and until recently I wasn't really a fan of my body. It's getting better though."
>She nods to herself
"I can just fold this up a- er, actually, going to have to make a new one."
>She tucks the cloth back into her bag, only to realize what the other girl has done.
"Uh oh."
>Sorry for the bad art, the author really needs to redo his old pages, but you get the idea here.
>>11510248
>The assassin dabs at the few remaining spots of blood on himself with a wet paper towel as he walks into the Arena, oblivious of everyone else.
>>11510248
>She tries to register an account. Somehow she manages to get a BSoD while setting her PC on fire.
>>11510248
How sweet! With an opening like this there's no way I can lose now.
>>11510248
Now how the hell am I supposed to level up if the first enemy kills me? I'll have to take back what I said about maybe enjoying games, they're as much nonsense as anything else.
>bugged events
>shit bg
>retarded font
>shit events
And you wonder why we have newfags/nufags. Even shitposters worth more than them.
>>11510248
YEAH TAKE THAT!
... What did she do again?
>>11510248
I wonder if Nii-chan or Tsubasa are playing this game right now...
>Karen continues to look around but all she can see is weird people and a talking bucket.
>>11510248
"...Lava monsters... As if Trace going on a rampage wasn't scary enough, now I'm thinking about him with lava golems!"
>Natani groans, shaking her head and getting ready for battle.
Hosting over this mong.
First 36.
Threat to agenda blah blah blah.
>>11510299
Nice bait
>>11510299
This is an impostor btw
>>11510299
Sachi's Manga
Hosting over this mong.
First 36.
>>11510308
>>11510307
So this is what's been going on these days.
Hosting over this mong.
First 24 for Sanae games.
>>11510314
>>11510263
It's okay I've read 2kind. Ironically, the story telling was at its best during the forest/going to basitin island arc. Stopped reading after Keith's gf showed up, I should catch up
_________
Hey... What's the problem cutie? Is it okay for trading or not? I'm in a hurry...
Unless...
>This is were you insert your stereotypical ecchi pose, I ain't Rpin this right now
You want something else?
They always want something else.
>>11510323
>pets the lum
>>11510248
I like you, and I don't know what a mong is.
>Oldfags assblasted because a nufag made a better code in 3 weeks than they have in 2 years
Man you really cannot curb your autism, can you?
>This
>good
Hell boy even Adachi's "Thrill" ride is better
Some people don't enjoy cheerful moods, Karen. Him being a robot might have something to do with that.
The most armoured tribute gets taken out in her sleep. is this a sign of things to come?
>>11510291
I'll freely admit that background is bad, I'm looking to improve it.
>>11510343
>Zer0 gives Julia a quizzical glance, coupled with his helmet beaming out "?" towards her.
Uh.
I guess you could say everyone is monging over this host.
Give me something to fap to
>>11510328
>He thinks Mitsuki is a nufag
If only you knew.
>>11510365
>>11510343
>Karen looks up at the sky upon hearing a familiar but hard to recognize voice.
Is this the game master? Can you give me two giant gauntlets so I can punch this robot out of here?
>>11510365
Fate has some good fapbait if you got shit taste.
>>11510370
Enlighten us.
>>11510373
Nice.
>>11510365
/sanae/ thread
>>11510373
Temmie pls no.
>>11510324
(The story hasn't really moved past that by much, despite having like six years to advance. Still decent.)
>Natani starts to stammer, a blush growing under her fur.
"N-no, no, it's fine, I'll take the gem, jus-just uh... take the urn, I'll have the purse to you tomorrow. Di-did you want the lamp too?"
>>11510383
me on the right
>>11510328
>he's shitposting the newfag and then shifting the blame to the oldfags
>>11510328
Just Hoshi being salty and mad. You know? Hurts his pride and ego to see a code by a newfag that beats his courage shit.
>>11510377
>Fate
Meh
>>11510383
>sanae
Erection gone
>not even linking it
Kys
>>11510365
dreamshade hunter!
>>11510402
>erection gone
fuck off cirno
>>11510406
Fuck off.
Perhaps if you studied the spellbook rather than purchasing it and immediately pocketing it, you wouldn't have to look up every single spell, Zer0.
Are you sure the buzzing noise isn't coming from Sliver Queen herself?
>>11510392
TEMMIE YES
>>11510428
Temmie no. This is no way to get into cool leg
>>11510437
t. Asswhore
>>11510406
>mitsuki
no
>>11510408
Sanae is shit and you are a nigger
>>11510449
fuck off cirno
>>11510394
T-The lamp? No... N-No I didn't ask for that but I'll take it ahah! Unless...
Unless you've got a hum...
>She draws a "heart" with her fingers
I dunno how to explains it without being weird. I've got a friend who need one somehow... So... If you got that, I'll take it instead of the lamp.
>Runs back to the village. Not out of fear, but she definitely needs to add this awesome feature to her own maze
>>11510406
M-Mitsuki.. I know I swore to protect and defend you as your dedicated knight.. but I can't hold it anymore!
>anon unzips pants
>masturbates furiously on Mitsuki's body
>ejaculates on the side to avoid soiling his goddess' perfection
(What am I doing with my life..)
>>11510402
Cirno is that you?
>>11510394
The last greentext was for : >>11510425
>>11510425
T-that was close! Thank you James Storm... Maybe I should try to stop stepping on traps.
>>11510460
What the fuck anon
>>11510437
but it's the fastest way
>>11510460
Being pathetic, Hoshi/Ramsay/Junko.
>>11510425
>Are you sure the buzzing noise isn't coming from Sliver Queen herself?
*bzz bzz*
>>11510456
>>11510472
>>11510425
>kills self
>>11510325
Uhm... Meow? I'm not really sure how to react to something like this, you know?
>>11510460
Is this the pinnacle of cringe or irony?
I can't tell apart anymore.
>>11510425
>The assassin frantically looks through the spellbook, trying to find anything that could help himself and Beowulf: "!!!".
>Just when all seems lost, Zer0 throws the book down, dashes forward, unsheathes his sword, and just slaughters the orcs himself, green blood splattering all over the walls, ceiling, and the two warriors.
Spells are not needed.
You cannot beat the classics.
Hack and slash on through.
>>11510343
54443435! 14343344 523433141542 342121 31242515 44231144
>>11510425
5234423243 114215 443434 4332113131 4434 232444
>Slams the worms into the bucket like plugging a blackhole with belly button lint
111111, 22343414
>>11510460
M-My boy Garry? I-is that you?
>>11510460
what even is this image kek
>>11510481
Pathetic is the one who blames those based on his arbitrary assumptions, faggot.
The mighty wrestler, slain by another's dirty deeds. Perhaps the only way to truly defeat the strong is to deceive?
Do robots possess sense of smell?
>>11510512
>>11510485
mislink
>>11510507
God I wanna tear her face off and eat her hands.
>>11510501
>>11510425
LAY THE HURTING DOWN
>With every orc Zer0 disemboweled THE WULF smashes another with the trusty red steel chair. Folding it back out he sits down, resting from the brutal encounter.
I owe you one Ninja dude.
>>11510460
This is going to culminate to a RL cum tribute, isn't it?
>>11510526
It's a drawing Hoshi made one day.
Have another one
1/2
>>11510516
>hoshi
>junko
>ramsay
>not pathetic
Now this is a good kek
>>11510536
no please
>>11510519
Yes
>The assassin can barely sputter out that one word before digitally gagging.
>>11510532
>Zer0 holds out a fist towards Beowulf, beaming out a smile: ":)".
Brothers in arms.
>>11510547
>YAMEROOOOOO
>>11510526
>>11510547
2/2
>>11510527
Dude what the fuck?
>>11510556
>YAMERO's your YAMERO
>>11510519
Stoop screaming it's five in the morning for the love of Justice.
>>11510425
"Woah, shit! Thanks for the save."
>Natani lies on the ground, staring into the darkness.
>>11510519
"...I hope this sells well."
>>11510456
>Natani tries to put her palm through her head, pressing it against her face.
"No, I don't want to fall in love with someone because you ask for it. Here, take the lamp, I'll have the purse by tomorrow."
>Tfw out of images on my phone so I'm just posting pages.
I would kill my entire family to have sex with Mitsuki, even if it's just for one day.
>>11510572
>Zer0 thinks he enjoys this.
>>11510567
I have a cannibalism and mutilation fetish. You kink shaming me bro?
Fyxe has been playing since the beta, and we forgot to wipe playerdate on launch. Sorry about that!
>>11510602
>An autistic who talks in numbers and a robot who talks in haiku
>discuss battle tactics
Oh lord.
>>11510583
N-No you didn't get it! It's because... He can't feel emotions or something. Hell! He won't even laugh at my jokes! Can't you imagine?
>she sighs.
Fine. Just poke me whenever the purse is ready. Here's my card!
>
See you around!
>>11510602
Well. I've got my own dungeon to train with after all.
Thanks for hosting by the way!
>>11510598
>MASAKAs!
>>11510608
we must suck all dicks
this is the true way to win
i'm an oldfag, trust
t. zer0
I want to swallow Mitsuki's feces!
>>11510602
>Zer0 peers over their makeshift barricade before sliding back down and facing the girl.
I have decided.
You act as a distraction
while I slit their throats.
>>11510628
I legit puked
Has to do with overeating because I'm high but still
>>11510628
No stop it, you retard.
>>11510602
If we just follow the right wall we'll find our way out eventually.
Orrrr if you wanna blow a hole straight through to the exist I guess that will work too, you know.
>>11510608
5211441323 3215
>>11510602
>>11510632
She raises up her thumb and nods.
This joke has been taken way too fucking far
Again Sliver Queen betrays her party, just like yesterday. You'd start to think she's just leading other people into traps in order to secure the win for herself.
She'd never.
>>11510644
P-puke?
>>11510668
MOMMY!!
>>11510628
>>11510668
>>11510679
Take this filth out of Mitsuki's eyes.
Why does this character have so much weird porn?
>>11510668
YIELD AT ONCE!
>>11510618
"...Thanks."
>Natani takes the card... and the payment? Or is that being withheld until she gets the purse done.
>>11510662
"Hah, found it!"
>Natani tears up the whole bush and brings it back
Place your bets on who's shitposting
>>11510662
Yay.
>literal shitposting
>>11510696
It's fucking Bolin you retards
>>11510696
cirno
>>11510696
You.
It's you
>>11510662
I'm so sorry Mitsuki, this is all my fault.
>>11510696
Ramsay
Bolin
Yukine
Would you look at that, the loot system actually functions.
The first piece of loot has been found by... a bucket. It can store its new weapon inside itself, I assume? Don't press me on the details.
>>11510597
>doing this to your family
You monster
>>11510724
The first person to get loot in this fantastic new game is a bucket. The guy really does need to ava him now.
>>11510721
Kill yourself whiteknight.
If you cringy assholes stopped thirsting after every dude avafagging moeshit this wouldn't have happened.
Kill yourself
I would let Mitsuki shit in my mouth to be honest.
>>11510724
>Zer0's head can be seen at the end of the tunnel, looking at the two.
Uh...hi.
>>11510696
Fyxe, Assgore.
They don't want nufags to outshine their shitty games.
>>11510742
>this is what shitposters actually believe
>>11510724
Has wily created some kind of robo-hallucinogen or is there actually a bucket taking part in the arena?
>>11510747
This is a very well crafted bait. You can bite it by so many angles.
Take notes shitposters
Goddamn this threads gone to shit
>shitposting starts
>baron shows up
>being a cucked thirst posting white knight.
>not being a based bodyguard.
>>11510748
McFucking kill yourself. You made that guy a prime shitposting target with your unprecedented thirsting. Don't blame shitposters for your cringe-worthy obsession.
>>11510768
>this is what shitposters continue to believe
>>11510748
>>11510768
This.
Kill yourself
>>11510775
>says the biggest shitposter in this thread
>>11510724
Oh hey! Just in time to help us not die. You really couldn't have shown up at a better time.
The way that event is worded, it wouldn't be too much of an issue for Vic.
He definitely -does- die, I can assure you that. Lizards are strong enough to bend metal.
I may have made that up.
>>11510763
https://youtu.be/40JmEj0_aVM
>>11510696
Hoshi. Hoshi's been shitposting Mitsuki ever since they left his hosting discord.
>>11510802
[CITATION NEEDED]
>>11510794
>Lum returns to her room and shuts the door on the mob of people trying to court her
They're still there...? It's been hours.
I really wish they'd just go away so I can go to bed aready.
>>11510806
>citation needed
>when a nufag doesn't listen to Hoshi and leaves his discord
It's nothing new for the gook to shitpost people who don't listen to his shit
>>11510802
>le oldfag boogeyman
Those shitposting Mitsuki are jealousfags, dumbcuck. Jealousfags are most of the time cool on the surface RPers who you wouldn't suspect to shitpost, but does it to anyone who they judge get too much attention.
>>11510794
>Zer0 looks from the base of the mountain, all the way to the top, and then back to the base before looking left towards Karen and right towards Star.
Up?
The one shitposting is [Avafag I hate/Boogieman]
Truth to be told, it's probably two or three people who just want to derail the thread by surfing on the latest shitposting target.
You don't need to have a grudge against someone to shitpost, just using the right person
I once derailed an entired game by tellin Marisafag to kill himself. The shitposting drones and the whiteknight jumped on the occasion and it was over
t.professional shitposter
>>11510400
The only smart post in this thread.
>>11510865
>8/8 fresh pasta m8
>>11510865
This man speaks truth.
Zer0's showing off again.
Sometimes, if a potion says 'Drink me', it actually means 'Drink me.'
>>11510878
>>11510865
Thank you Baron.
You were a cool shitposting target, but you're past your prime now.
I kinda miss those times
>>11510865
You're not a professional shitposter Ramsay.
>>11510865
>professional shitposter
Imagine having not amounted to anything in your life that shitposting is the only thing you can take pride yourself in.
>>11510883
You might want to change "suffocates from" to "succumbs to" because an antidote for suffocation doesn't exist.
N-nice thread.
>>11510883
>Zer0 uses the bucket to store all of his spoils of war in and passes it around the group while gloating.
There was no challenge.
One hit and they all went down.
It's disappointing.
>>11510883
Uhh... You know, I think you should go first.
Come back and tell us if it's safe okay~? Bye bye now.
>Lum pushes the cart down into the mine
You're all a bunch of tools.
>>11510883
>>11510914
Asphyxiate is probably better if you want to specify lack of oxygen.
>>11510904
Imagine taking HG so seriously you can't see that I'm ironic. That's why you're so easy to shitpost and so quick to namedrop people
I wanted to post the Bugs bunny picture, but I still had faith in your cognitive abilities.
>>11510897
>Ramsay
O-Okay I'm upset now >:(
>>11510914
>antidote for suffocation
it's called air
air is the antidote for not being able to breathe
The bucket is actually a rather nice contestant, helping out a wounded enemy. Don't let the terrifying handle scare you off.
>>11510914
>>11510928
Thank you.
>>11510934
Kys Ramsalt
>>11510934
kys Seth
Hail Ramsay. The Saint Patron of shitposters.
You can shit up the thread all you want and he'll take the blame.
>inb4 Ramsay
>>11510928
An antidote for that wouldn't help either.
>>11510938
If air was there in the first place you wouldn't suffocate. They're mutually exclusive, while you can still have a poison and the antidote in your body at the same time.
>>11510934
kys KK
>>11510925
That's not as insulting to me as you think it is.
>>11510941
421511351542, 234523?
543445 2343344 221544 11521154 52244423 44232443!
>>11510941
>Zer0's got several of them swooning over him, infatuated with such a legendary and skilled assassin.
Enough about me.
Let's go somewhere quieter.
I'll pay for the Inn.
>The assassin leaves the tavern he was in, the several ladies following him eagerly to the Inn. The entourage passes by Sliver and Stain on the way there.
newflash: rin only lasted 2 minutes
What would you do if you found out who's shitposting you?
>>11510995
I don't know
>>11510995
Probably go "Oh, right. That explains a lot."
>>11510965
Yes, it would, it exists in real life. Conditions and means to close off your airway and the medicine to open it up or reduce the swelling that caused it to be shut.
>>11510995
I wouldn't care. Mostly because I already know who shitposts me on ocassionaly.
Go ahead.
Namedrop me.
I fucking dare you.
>It only needed one (1) picture
I feel like I'm wasting my talents here. Perhaps I should go to /ftt/
>>11511002
Those who shitpost you are probably the ones you suspect the least.
>>11510995
Banned from my games
>>11511005
Hm, I think I see where you're going with this. The wording sounds off to me still though.
karen never struck me as the type to wear heavy armour, but it's what the drop system has decided to reward her with!
>>11511017
>tfw Vert shitposts me
Zetsubou....
KILL YOURSELF VERT
>>11511017
>I'm shitposting myself
Y-Yamete...?
>>11510995
I would get in private contact with them, bond with them, create a long-lasting friendship with them over the span of a year and at the end of it, expose them on HG and crush any ounces of likability their pathetic little rep ever had.
>>11511037
>Zer0 makes this decision himself by filling the bucket full of medical supplies and carrying it.
That was easy.
>>11511037
If you ask me you probably shouldn't be stealing things off dead people. What if that armor's haunted now or something?
>>11511057
Hey, that happened to Hoshi quite a few times.
>>11511035
I'm not a doctor but I just assume most people would understand what's up if an event says "you asphyxiate/suffocate because of a poison"
>>11511037
Zer0 wins.
>>11511055
ARE YOU ME?
WHY ARE YOU SHITPOSTING ME
>>11511055
>>11511076
KYS (YOU)
>>11511057
>Implying people who don't like you will care
>Implying their CJ will care
Why do you think people like Kamina/Adachi/hoshi still have people to rp with?
>>11511045
DONT BULLY VERT
>>11511075
Of course you'd get the idea. Just saying there's a more polished way of saying it, you know?
>>11511055
MASAKA!
>>11511057
You'd only end up making yourself look like a bigger scum than they are.
>>11510983
>>11510941
Hang on, let me try and translate this.
"Unbelievable, defeat?
Reaper this-was absolutely other-ones fault. Something expletive "stargirl"
This would be far easier if she spoke in binary and not something this archaic.
>>11511089
Kamina, Adachi and Hoshi never really wronged me on a personal level and when they act like colossal donkeyballs I'll let them know.
HG STOP FIGHTING GODDAMNIT
>>11511089
>>11511100
Fuck off white knights. If I ever find out who my shitposters are I will fucking break their spirit.
KILL YOURSELF VERT
IT'S BEEN FOUR MONTHS SINCE YOU LEFT TO WORK ON YOUR PATHETIC CODE
SOME PEOPLE DO IT IN LESS THAN 3 WEEKS
EVERYONE SHITPOSTS YOU AND YET YOU'RE STILL LURKING
YOU PROBABLY THINK IT'S BECAUSE YOU PLAY FAPBAIT GARBAGE BUT NO! PEOPLE HAVE BEEN PLAYING THOSE AND ARE LIKED!
YOU'RE JUST A BORING MASSIVE FUCKING TOOL
KILL
YOURSELF
VERT
>>11511089
I'm still laughing at how those 3 can still rp and Junko has nobody. It's funny as hell.
>>11511110
We fight dail-
PUT SOME PANTS ON WOMAN!!
>>11511110
>>11511112
Failures.
>>11511113
DIE
The Horde arrives and our adventurers are hired by the King once more!
Can they surviv-
Hold on, I'm receiving information that we're seeing the last two contestants currently battle it out on the next slide!
Place your bets, everyone!
>>11511110
Step aside nigga. There's nothing to see here.
>>11511113
>Vert's only legacy is being a shitpost magnet
>tfw Vert is so useless he's been taken off from the roll chart for some nufag
kek
>>11511102
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>>11511148
314532
What a mess we made.
>>11511148
>Zer0 kicks the bucket in frustration after they both respawn outside the Arena: ">_<"
Stupid.
>>11511148
The anime girl.
Who do you think shitposts you?
>>11511201
Rin
Junko
Asgore
>>11511148
The girl.
Stain's a jackass
>>11511168
42324115 455341-512342355
5553 34233125543431
JC stop shitposting Vert. It's pathetic
>>11511148
Ohhh, don't worry about me, I'm totally fine. You guys go on ahead while I rest here for a sec...
What a cheap move. Perhaps we should think about patching that in the next version.
>>11511201
Myself
>>11511201
junko. i didnt ship with him back on /b/ and ever since he's been mad over it
I want to hug Lum.
>>11511168
>>11511214
The fuck is this number autism?
Test
>>11511214
>42324115
What? Why are you talking like an idiot? How is anyone going to make sense if you talk in a way no one can understand you?
>>11511201
No one
>>11511201
Grimes
Reigen
Kaito
>>11511230
J-Just because I was full of arrows doesn't mean I couldn't still fight! Oh well.
Congratulations Shinoa.
Congratulations, Shinoa!
Winscreen and levelling soon.
Sadly, neither of the two that found loot made it out alive. Better luck next time!
>>11511201
Vert
For the Tournament, if that's still a thing.
>>11511280
Thanks for hosting Mitsuki, I wish you didn't have to deal with any of this.
>>11511293
Fuck off creep
>>11511230
Congratulations.
>>11511280
Thank you.
>>11511214
Can I suck your robotic dick, crashman?
text to binary
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>>11511280
Thanks a bunch for the game.
>>11511245
Darling~?
>>11511280
443211332543 213442 23344344243322, 32224443452522
What the fuck went wrong in your life for you to become such a shitposting mongoloid?
Is this really how you get your kicks? Dumb fucks replying to your 50000 years old baits?
How does that achieve anything for you?
>>11511301
I just got here what the fuck
>>11511246
The girl seems to speak in math. I first thought it was one of my kind, but turns out that seems to be the only language she know-
>>11511259
ARE YOU TELLING ME YOU CAN SPEAK ENGLISH JUST FINE?!
I WORKED MY 4325143 PROCESSORS INTO OVERHEAT JUST TO TRY AND SPEAK YOUR LANGUAGE WOMAN!
rin is the big shitposter recently. Its really easy to tell if its rins shitposting.
>>11511280
>Congrats Shinoa.
>Thanks for hosting, Nase.