HG Thread - Roster Edition
If you got any swaps hit me with em, if not, we'll start in 5.
A.
DON'T FUCKING DO IT MY DUDE
>>11502476
FINALLY THE WULF HAS COME BACK TO THE JUNGLE!
Late go here
back at it again with the spot begging. Literally missed the game
>>11502476
I clearly said Person of Controversial Discussion
>>11502503
D.
T_____
>>11502476
>>11502476
Start.
>>11502532
THOT
H___-__
>>11502532
>Rin lost his virginity to a trap
>>11502532
OH MY GOD HE FUCKED A TRANNY!?
>>11502476
Begin.
THOT
>>11502530
Long name machine :b:roke
>>11502532
TRANSVESTITE
>>11502547
HE SHE
I'm not fucking meme'ing guys, c-come on.
>>11502476
Let's begin before I throw up again
>>11502483
HEY this is relevant to me except i'm counting 1-3 as play vidya instead since i'm all caught up.
>>11502486
Tch, kid beat you, too. 'cept it wasn't pretty.
Nooow if you'll excuse me i've got a date with danger and a helluva lot more punks to collect teeth from. My boi Goli's already gettin' riled up!
>>11502552
Broke like the souls of everyone here? Gotcha
>>11502556
Wumbo
CEASE
>>11502560
>>11502515
You god swapped in already, silly.
>>11502476
This is Acceptable.
With our combined My intelligence and Guzma's Might we are assured to be the winning team.
>>11502476
>Tfw forgot to add the Ref.
Looks like you're on your own in keeping order Kyoko.
>>11502564
>>11502571
I'm even late with realizing i got swapped in. Late everything. fml
>>11502570
So did they have a dick or a puss?
>>11502476
Looks about right. Go ahead dweeb, impress me.
By the way who was that one dude that asked me if I made his thing yet, I need a source of the character for pictures and such.
Rin lost his virginity to a tinder hook-up.
He lasted _ minutes.
>>11502596
Th-the full sentence is
Rin lost his virginity to a tinder hook-up thot
>>11502596
both
>>11502607
lmao look at filename
>>11502608
>minutes
>s
>>11502608
1 and a half
thanks, guy. If you want i can grovel some more.
>>11502608
4
>>11502609
you didn't even sell your virginity to a whore you just gave it away to a thot for FREE
did you at least get to know her name first
>>11502615
CORRECT
2 MINUTES
>>11502567
Guess i'ma be readin' a few books tonight in bed while I contemplate suicide again. Gotta love that good ol' Axelrod and Cooper.
>>11502598
Heeey heeey heeey... You callin' the host a dweeb now? Ya think ya got what it takes tough guy? How about get offa yer lazy cushion and take a few swings at me!
>>11502608
Ohhh, I love guessin' games. TWO. no wait- THREE. Ahh, forget it.
>>11502573
Don't worry, the ref lives on in my heart.
>>11502569
Ye
>>11502598
>Calling me a dweeb
Dweebs get hit by hurricanes, dweeb.
We begin!
Is it any surprise that the tub of lard offed himself right off the bat? Poor guy wouldn't last a day in the jungle! Not too bloody of a bloodbath though.
Obvious song: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o1tj2zJ2Wvg
>>11502476
>Squigly!
Ready!
L: Tally Ho!
>GENTLEMEN AND LADIES!!! ITS SHOWTIME!!
>>11502626
>>11502587
whoops
>>11502632
I-I did
>>11502634
WHICH IS FINE FOR THE FIRST TIME
>>11502641
>Dweebs get hit by hurricanes, dweeb.
too soon
>>11502642
g-garnet?
>>11502641
>>11502642
>>11502641
And she was a landwhale who let him try again but dropped him because his performance was even worse than the first time.
>>11502641
No need to cry, everyone knows you're going to be back next game thanks to your Red Witch
>>11502653
>2 minutes is fine for the first time
>he believes this
Nigger, rabbits last longer than you do
>>11502641
>Drake looks around at her fellow competitors before letting out a hearty laugh.
Good luck out there, though the winds are on my side today!
>>11502641
Scrap and twig bow surprisingly looks exactly like my official House Hlaalu bow.
>>11502671
show me your tinder matches faggot
>>11502641
My my Guzma. If you keep up this display you might never get to the end. I guess it will be all up to me to carry the Aether Foundation to Victory.
As usual.
>rin gets swallowed by a 200 pound blob of flesh and cums in 2 minutes
lol
>>11502682
I don't use tinder because I'm not a desperate faggot.
>>11502641
>The Knight of Tsundere tells her story
And that's how I ended killing my father who happened to be the king of Britain. What's your story?
I want to report e-bullying please
>>11502640
Coming from the guy that pussies out against a jobber.
>>11502642
Best luck out there sweet stuff. Don't stain that voice
>>11502641
Phhwhat? A CYBORG NINJA? Ahhh, shuckle. Ya got me this time, but at least I still got my basket of eggs and carton of mil-
>Guzma trips and falls over, spilling every last bit of rations onto the side of a rockface, cracking every egg and spilling every last drop of milk
>>11502686
...Shut up, ya big nerd. If it weren't for yer useless self, we'd have more food!
>>11502694
then where do the mentally challenge look for women
>>11502641
Women and children first, I guess.
>>11502717
Ask your entire family, I'm sure they'd be more than willing to help you.
>>11502641
>Akane awakes from her nap upon hearing the horn, hopping to her feet in the blink of an eye. She dashes into the Cornucopia and manages to nab a handful of supplies, including a couple of weapons. Quietly panicking to herself, she tosses a hatchet into a small group of tributes approaching her, striking Berukia. She runs for the hills, calling back to the crowd:
Sorry! Time for me to take action!
>>11502718
HWAAAAAA-
>ding
>>11502727
Dachi
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7OgBVNS9-O0
You havin a giggle there, Raine?
>>11502657
Careful, dangerous fish swim about the streets after a hurricane!
I think my boy Beowulf is gonna have hard time selling when his fucking legs are rotting, and Flourette gathers a group of stone-cold killers to help hunt down her ex-boyfriend!
>>11502728
Oh. It's asgore.
>>11502670
>>11502658
I-im not sure who this "Garnet" is.
My name is Squigly and this is Leviathan.
L: Salutations.
>>11502709
And Best of luck to you too Beowulf. It is good to see you again.
>>11502671
Didn't he lose it to Hoshi about a year ago?
>>11502740
haha jokes on you, you don't get to meme me for the rest of the game
Go say hi.>>11485493
Subway or Starbucks assholes?
>>11502732
>Player 1 Defeated.
>>11502741
But voregore hates anime that isn't Dangan Ronpa
>>11502748
>>11502757
4chan pass
>>11502749
Nah, that was his e-virginity. He had to get his ass pounded and enjoy those visible anal contractions. He probably lasted 2 posts so it's no biggy.
>>11502748
We have a Squigly. I'd kindly ask that you talk to the original before using her.
>>11502774
Garnet is dead though. This is totally fine
>>11502755
Is that Hoshi in there?
>>11502749
No no, that was his anal virginity he lost.
Hoshi fucked Rin in the ass and gave him a reach around.
>>11502748
Always nice to see you too Squiggles. I'll see you out there. Oh, and if you see The Hurting, red chair, bring it back to me would ya?
Howl back if you hear me.
>>11502757
Subway
>>11502740
This is a One time thing you know. I usually am a avid supporter of ending world hunger.
>>11502740
Nyaaa died... goodnight nyaaaaaa
>>11502763
minna miteitei kure
>>11502740
>Berkut picks up the chainsaw and examines it for a few moments, and then throws it off to the side
Useless piece of weaponry. My lance is the only weapon I need to slay these curs.
>>11502774
Garnet doesn't come around anymore sadly
>>11502784
It's RUDE
But yeah I guess
>>11502771
Already have one. I repeat, Starcucks or Fuckway?
>>11502802
Little Caesers
>>11502790
Guy needed both hands too
>>11502748
>not garnet
oh............
>>11502784
>>11502799
>garnet is dead
S-STOP IT
YAMATE
>>11502802
second monitor
>>11502616
All I can find from searching this is pony characters
What am I doing wrong bro
>>11502784
>Garnet is dead
You better be memeing.
>>11502740
>Akane seems awfully accepting of her fate, knowing that no one was around to save her and that her usual powers didn't have much use. She instead decides to just slowly sink to the quicksand, waiting for the moment where she could hold her hand up and scream like in the movies.
How embarrassing! I'm not exactly giving the best example to my protégés, but maybe they'll learn to be more careful, or else end up like me!
>>11502802
subway
>>11502808
You can crown me little Caeser when I last less than 2 minutes and break the world record.
>>11502811
Already got one. Wat do?
>>11502814
>what you see is everything that exists of it
>let your imagination run wild, eric, I believe in you
>>11502817
Stocking is the only newfag left.
>>11502752
Tch... You got off lucky this time.
We're already down to 36, AND... now we're below 36 with that PERFECTLY executed ambush.
YA BOI don't fucks with getting his own supplies, he just takes other people's supplies.
Like seriously that's all he's done so far.
>>11502802
Sbubby
eef freef
>>11502817
>>11502810
Garnet hasn't shown up in a month
>>11502835
>>11502824
Thanks my dude.
>>11502826
buy some rope and hang yourself, scum.
post yfw hummingbirds last longer than rin
>>11502740
>>11502716
>She begins to throw a fit as she become more and more impatient.
Honestly Guzma you are starting to annoy me with your incompetence. If it were for this strange white hair'd troll id be done for!
Stop scrounging for food and start pulling your weight!
We already lost two of our team!
>>11502842
>Sbarro that high
boi if they cant even get the italian flag right they sure as hell cant make good pizza
>>11502831
Something wrong with what you said there.
>>11502836
I like the it
>>11502817
>>11502810
>I think they showed up for a game the other day, entered the Jay Garrick flash.
>>11502831
>There's still me and Shadow tho
>>11502835
One might have the the temptation to say you're full of it, at that.
>>11502741
>Not everyone with action-oriented RP is me. I can't even RP right now anyways.
>>11502853
Good feel because I'm not a fucking bird
>>11502842
>McDonald's at the bottom
>still love it
we truly live in the golden age
>>11502862
>>11502869
Oh right, sorry.
The only GOOD newfag.
>>11502802
C) the best choice
>>11502818
yo u got a discord?
>>11502835
Secret Art: Impaling all of you at once with my very sharp sword! DYNAMIC ENTRY! ORAORAORRAAAAA!
>Proceeds to swing her sword like a madman
>>11502831
>Hi.
>>11502871
>Not the first post from this IP
>Comes out of nowhere to defend himself
Found Asgore's new ava everybody.
>>11502842
>Garnet hasn't shown up in a month
Quitting HG now.
>>11502878
Yare yare...
>>11502885
nigga control your thirst
>>11502740
Directions? I've no idea where to go either. I just follow the wind!
>Drake reaches into her jacket and pulls out yet another can of beer, cracking it open and quickly downing the alcohol before tossing the can away.
>>11502835
>As opposed to some with a proper tent and camp, Drake just simply leans up against a tree and drinks herself to sleep.
>>11502872
If I lived closer to you I would've been jealous that she got your virginity.
>>11502835
"so this one time i saved this yellow hair'd girl from a bunch of cannibals..... She was a total bitch about it. I should have let her get eaten honestly."
>>11502885
HGANON FUCK OFF
>>11502842
someone make this meme but with HG avas
>>11502878
Now you've got it.
The jungle is alive tonight, as savages and hungry animals devour our tributes.
Karma, on the other hand, gets back to our boi Guzma for his crimes.
Lusamine's introducing fucking Pokemon into the ecosystem too, can you not do that?
>>11502872
Nigger if you don't stop posting my boy I'll clap yo ass right into Kinepolis so they can screen the 2 minute short of your second cumming.
>>11502880
I'd go for some Burger Queen but can't be fucked walking for 30 minutes for one.
>>11502916
love u ichigo
>>11502906
I know, Aikawa
>>11502740
I have no idea what I'm doing. Praise Vivec.
>arrows fly randomly in the vague direction of the would-be ambushers, somehow managing to strike dispite being fired from a bow made of literal mulch
>>11502892
>>11502549
>>11502905
>But that doesn't change anything.
>>11502931
how big is Zer0's dick
>imb4 Zer0 inches
>>11502927
beauty marks should be closer to the corner of the mouth
failrp
>>11502835
Aight, one punk down. All I gotta do now is keep low until I can— Waiiiit a second... Is that a muhfuggin' PICNIC BASKET? Awwww yeah, gonna love me some banana bread, pumpkin pie, cookies—
>As Guzma lifts the trapped basket, a boxing glove springs out and launches into his forehead.
>>11502857
ehhh, wha? bhud I gob one uf'em...
>>11502923
>DONK
>BADONK
Uweeehhhmmm, whaaaa?
>>11502926
Well with death no longer threatening me I can finally lie to myself again and say that I hate you.
>>11502923
My Pokemon shall ruin this world.
Go now my sweet and weed out the inhabitants of this forest.
>>11502941
Zer0 in-
>>11502828
Can you at least tell me if this is the same character
I mean, it looks nothing like your thing but this little shit is the only person that shows up
I just wanna be accurate gosh
>>11502923
You get food and I'll get the drink. Tonight, we'll have the biggest party this jungle has seen!
>Rider gives the man a thumbs up before setting off deeper into the jungle.
>>11502941
>Care to find out~?
>>11502952
>Guzma snaps out of his confusion
Aaaggh, jeez. What're ya talking about now? Somethin' about the big bad whatevers you've been researchin' in yer evil lair?
>>11502958
They used the waifu generator and made that u fucking retard
>>11502973
I'll just ask Mitsuki
>>11502958
>I assure you my friend, the character doesn't exist out of HG
>you cannot accurately represent something that doesn't exist
>do it the way it feels right to you, I will not attempt to correct you
>>11502885
(The King#0148)
>>11502973
Hermaphrodite
Evens sleep
Odds play vidya in bed
Dubs host after this game
>>11502973
Get that shit outta here Assgore.
>>11502818
Shame you died so early in a game for you, sorry man.
Wasn't exactly a fair fight, was it? A little girl and a twink up against two MANLY MEN
>>11502997
WHAT HAVE YOU DONE
>>11502986
I don't use anime
I don't know how it works
>>11502993
Okay then
oh fuck I gotta be creative
What's more pathetic?
HGAnon
Hoshi's letter
Rin losing his virginity to a girl on tinder and lasting only two minutes
>>11502997
Thank you my goddess
>>11502997
MADMAN
>>11503015
A tie between the second and third option.
>>11503015
>comparing a slight sensitivity issue to two socially retarded people
Uhhhhhhhhhh
>>11503015
BE MINE
>>11503003
Well ladies. It seems like I'm the only big strong man for miles. If any of you need big beefy arms to hold you throughout the night, I'm your wulf.
>>11503015
HGAnon.
At least Hoshi's spaghetti was delicious and Rin scored. HGAnon is an enigma. The Eight World Wonder.
>>11503035
>slightly sensitive issue
You had to be very sensitive to last only two minutes.
>>11503003
>Mordred defends her new territory by trying to fend off a cat who hangs out there.
"Grnyaaaa! Your name wasn't in it, you stupid feline! Get outta here or behold the wrath of Sir Mordred, the true heir of the throne!
>>11503003
The waters, hmm?
>Drake tosses aside her drink, taking on a serious expression for once
An omen perhaps. I'll be careful.
>>11503003
˙˙˙ʇsnpɹɐʇs ǝɥʇ pǝɟɟius ǝʌɐɥ ʇ,uplnoɥs I
>>11503035
But Ri:b:, you are retarded.
>>11503015
What about tricky and the period blood timestamp
>>11502979
Type: Nulls were created for that very purpose Guzma. Infiltrate copy and destroy from within. I thought you would have learned that from the one Gladion ever so gracefully plucked from my laboratory and gallivanted around your street gang.
It has seemed that you have done well dispatching the girl. i will remember this when i reward you.
>>11503003
It will have to wait until we leave this retched forest. I cannot stand another moment in this infested hell. I long to be back in my Paradise......
Woah, woah guys. Not everyone is the fucking best like I am. Did I mention how much fucking better I am than the rest of you? God I hope somebody mentions what a great fucking host I am. Maybe I'll just do it myself actually. I have to let everyone know how kick ass the Gauntlet is instead of just letting them have their own opinions about it. God damn my rp is top notch. I love my avas. They're so much better than all of the other avas in the thread right now. All of this anime and not edgy/meme/undertale garbage. Haha that's okay though because I'm super friendly and I get along with everyone even though I shitpost them when they host just to make my games look way better in comparison. Did I mention that my games are the best? They have the best background, events and winscreens. Did I mention my games have more than 500 events? Not everyone can achieve such perfection you know. Maybe if you become my personal RP slave like Mitsuki some of my magic will rub off on you. I'm still going to shitpost you though even when you're trying your best, but don't worry because I won't use my ava so you'll never actually know it's me haha. I can't have my perfect rep ruined like that. People see my avas and the thread just becomes 500 times better because my rp is literally the best in all of HG. After all, my Action Oriented RP™ is completely unique and hasn't been done before. By the way, did I mention I'm the best fucking person here? I don't think I'm getting the attention I require. Maybe if I keep talking about how great I am someone will come suck my dick for me. Oh and Hoshi, if you're reading this please invite me into the oldfag discord. I shitposted Dean and Aussa just like the cool guys so you can let me in now right? My games are better than yours or anybody else's there anyways. Hell you should just give me the title of King of HG while you're at it. Haha but really we're friends so we're cool even when I shitpost you as anon for shits and giggles.
>Voregore
>>11503047
girl
Woah, woah guys. Not everyone is the fucking best like I am. Did I mention how much fucking better I am than the rest of you? God I hope somebody mentions what a great fucking host I am. Maybe I'll just do it myself actually. I have to let everyone know how kick ass the Gauntlet is instead of just letting them have their own opinions about it. God damn my rp is top notch. I love my avas. They're so much better than all of the other avas in the thread right now. All of this anime and not edgy/meme/undertale garbage. Haha that's okay though because I'm super friendly and I get along with everyone even though I shitpost them when they host just to make my games look way better in comparison. Did I mention that my games are the best? They have the best background, events and winscreens. Did I mention my games have more than 500 events? Not everyone can achieve such perfection you know. Maybe if you become my personal RP slave like Mitsuki some of my magic will rub off on you. I'm still going to shitpost you though even when you're trying your best, but don't worry because I won't use my ava so you'll never actually know it's me haha. I can't have my perfect rep ruined like that. People see my avas and the thread just becomes 500 times better because my rp is literally the best in all of HG. After all, my Action Oriented RP™ is completely unique and hasn't been done before. By the way, did I mention I'm the best fucking person here? I don't think I'm getting the attention I require. Maybe if I keep talking about how great I am someone will come suck my dick for me. Oh and Hoshi, if you're reading this please invite me into the oldfag discord. I shitposted Dean and Aussa just like the cool guys so you can let me in now right? My games are better than yours or anybody else's there anyways. Hell you should just give me the title of King of HG while you're at it. Haha but really we're friends so we're cool even when I shitpost you as anon for shits and giggles.
>Voregore
>>11503015
the fact that we allow real life to mix-in with what we do here
>The Dong falls for a trap
Really gets my noggin joggin.
My boy Berkut has finally met his end, and KILLER QUEEN HAS ALREADY TOUCHED THAT TREE.
Nice fucking job, Zer0.
>>11503045
Not really
Was my first time
Plus big dick so more contact area
Dr Feelsgood
>>11503058
Only when it comes to basic math
The real thing I want to know is why Rin told anybody
>>11503003
Hmm, it seems like you aren't as terrible as I thought you were at fighting. Even though I had to do most of the work, I am thankful for you being a shield of sorts.
>Berkut pulls his lance out of the corpse of one of the dead tributes, and cleans it off with a cloth he had in his armor.
Oh jeez rick
Woah, woah guys. Not everyone is the fucking best like I am. Did I mention how much fucking better I am than the rest of you? God I hope somebody mentions what a great fucking host I am. Maybe I'll just do it myself actually. I have to let everyone know how kick ass the Gauntlet is instead of just letting them have their own opinions about it. God damn my rp is top notch. I love my avas. They're so much better than all of the other avas in the thread right now. All of this anime and not edgy/meme/undertale garbage. Haha that's okay though because I'm super friendly and I get along with everyone even though I shitpost them when they host just to make my games look way better in comparison. Did I mention that my games are the best? They have the best background, events and winscreens. Did I mention my games have more than 500 events? Not everyone can achieve such perfection you know. Maybe if you become my personal RP slave like Mitsuki some of my magic will rub off on you. I'm still going to shitpost you though even when you're trying your best, but don't worry because I won't use my ava so you'll never actually know it's me haha. I can't have my perfect rep ruined like that. People see my avas and the thread just becomes 500 times better because my rp is literally the best in all of HG. After all, my Action Oriented RP™ is completely unique and hasn't been done before. By the way, did I mention I'm the best fucking person here? I don't think I'm getting the attention I require. Maybe if I keep talking about how great I am someone will come suck my dick for me. Oh and Hoshi, if you're reading this please invite me into the oldfag discord. I shitposted Dean and Aussa just like the cool guys so you can let me in now right? My games are better than yours or anybody else's there anyways. Hell you should just give me the title of King of HG while you're at it. Haha but really we're friends so we're cool even when I shitpost you as anon for shits and giggles.
>Assgore
>>11503066
Hm? What's up?
>>11503079
Master should prepare me for these weird hiking trips.
>>11503088
Same. He should've known that telling me would've led to memes.
>>11502997
https://discord.gg/BJRaNd2
Rin to Adachi: hey i just had something super fucking embarrasing happen to me wanna hear?
>>11503108
Dedede what the fuck are you doing.
>>11502997
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
>>11503079
>Drake is walking through the jungle when suddenly she is crushed by the black suited ninja robot warrior thing.
>One back in the lobby, Rider stays quiet for a moment, unsure of how to react about her recent demise.
An omen indeed.
>She sits down on a nearby couch, popping open a bottle of wine while she watches the rest of the game calmly.
>>11503088
I get off on being made fun of, why'd you think I leaked the hoshi imgur
>>11503113
Actually I only told LF but he thought the entirety of oldfag chat should know
>>11503060
Naw, not that dog thing. I meant the other doo-hickeys that you keep goin' on and on and on and on about. Aggh, ya didn't really give me any chance to listen in on what those were about anyways. As for yer kiddo, he's a bit of a punk, but he's a good punk. All ya gotta do is learn some empathy once in a while and he won't be so greedy. As for MY empathy towards YOU though... Let's just say yer on the edge for now.
>>11503101
Hey check it out, you got your wish! Lucky lucky
Mumen and YA BOI are doing all the work while the rest of you fuckin jerk off or something I dunno.
Woah, woah guys. Not everyone is the fucking best like I am. Did I mention how much fucking better I am than the rest of you? God I hope somebody mentions what a great fucking host I am. Maybe I'll just do it myself actually. I have to let everyone know how kick ass the Gauntlet is instead of just letting them have their own opinions about it. God damn my rp is top notch. I love my avas. They're so much better than all of the other avas in the thread right now. All of this anime and not edgy/meme/undertale garbage. Haha that's okay though because I'm super friendly and I get along with everyone even though I shitpost them when they host just to make my games look way better in comparison. Did I mention that my games are the best? They have the best background, events and winscreens. Did I mention my games have more than 500 events? Not everyone can achieve such perfection you know. Maybe if you become my personal RP slave like Mitsuki some of my magic will rub off on you. I'm still going to shitpost you though even when you're trying your best, but don't worry because I won't use my ava so you'll never actually know it's me haha. I can't have my perfect rep ruined like that. People see my avas and the thread just becomes 500 times better because my rp is literally the best in all of HG. After all, my Action Oriented RP™ is completely unique and hasn't been done before. By the way, did I mention I'm the best fucking person here? I don't think I'm getting the attention I require. Maybe if I keep talking about how great I am someone will come suck my dick for me. Oh and Hoshi, if you're reading this please invite me into the oldfag discord. I shitposted Dean and Aussa just like the cool guys so you can let me in now right? My games are better than yours or anybody else's there anyways. Hell you should just give me the title of King of HG while you're at it. Haha but really we're friends so we're cool even when I shitpost you as anon for shits and giggles.
>Asgore
>>11503079
Guz....ma....
Its... up... to you.
Save...this... world.....
For the.... Pokeman.
>fucking dies
Woah, woah guys. Not everyone is the fucking best like I am. Did I mention how much fucking better I am than the rest of you? God I hope somebody mentions what a great fucking host I am. Maybe I'll just do it myself actually. I have to let everyone know how kick ass the Gauntlet is instead of just letting them have their own opinions about it. God damn my rp is top notch. I love my avas. They're so much better than all of the other avas in the thread right now. All of this anime and not edgy/meme/undertale garbage. Haha that's okay though because I'm super friendly and I get along with everyone even though I shitpost them when they host just to make my games look way better in comparison. Did I mention that my games are the best? They have the best background, events and winscreens. Did I mention my games have more than 500 events? Not everyone can achieve such perfection you know. Maybe if you become my personal RP slave like Mitsuki some of my magic will rub off on you. I'm still going to shitpost you though even when you're trying your best, but don't worry because I won't use my ava so you'll never actually know it's me haha. I can't have my perfect rep ruined like that. People see my avas and the thread just becomes 500 times better because my rp is literally the best in all of HG. After all, my Action Oriented RP™ is completely unique and hasn't been done before. By the way, did I mention I'm the best fucking person here? I don't think I'm getting the attention I require. Maybe if I keep talking about how great I am someone will come suck my dick for me. Oh and Hoshi, if you're reading this please invite me into the oldfag discord. I shitposted Dean and Aussa just like the cool guys so you can let me in now right? My games are better than yours or anybody else's there anyways. Hell you should just give me the title of King of HG while you're at it. Haha but really we're friends so we're cool even when I shitpost you as anon for shits and giggles.
>Voregore
>Google 4chan hunger games
>2nd image
Fuck I miss some people.
New's Flash: Rin is fucking hung like a horse.
>>11503182
Can confirm
>ultron
>>11503175
WOW LOOK AT ALL THOSE OLDFAGS
>>>>CUMSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
>ASGORE
>>11503148
...What was that guy on about again? Jusice or some wack shit? wahtever, poked a hole through him and he became some bloody mary on tap...
>>11503161
Yeah, whatev's. I'll do its for the pokémon.
>>11503175
>Holy shit my roommate's on there.
>>11503175
>back when it was shit
no thanks
>>11503175
>My boy Hotler
D-Damn...
Fucking uh, everyone's dead now? Like, shit. The jungle is just covered in blood.
Woah, woah guys. Not everyone is the fucking best like I am. Did I mention how much fucking better I am than the rest of you? God I hope somebody mentions what a great fucking host I am. Maybe I'll just do it myself actually. I have to let everyone know how kick ass the Gauntlet is instead of just letting them have their own opinions about it. God damn my rp is top notch. I love my avas. They're so much better than all of the other avas in the thread right now. All of this anime and not edgy/meme/undertale garbage. Haha that's okay though because I'm super friendly and I get along with everyone even though I shitpost them when they host just to make my games look way better in comparison. Did I mention that my games are the best? They have the best background, events and winscreens. Did I mention my games have more than 500 events? Not everyone can achieve such perfection you know. Maybe if you become my personal RP slave like Mitsuki some of my magic will rub off on you. I'm still going to shitpost you though even when you're trying your best, but don't worry because I won't use my ava so you'll never actually know it's me haha. I can't have my perfect rep ruined like that. People see my avas and the thread just becomes 500 times better because my rp is literally the best in all of HG. After all, my Action Oriented RP™ is completely unique and hasn't been done before. By the way, did I mention I'm the best fucking person here? I don't think I'm getting the attention I require. Maybe if I keep talking about how great I am someone will come suck my dick for me. Oh and Hoshi, if you're reading this please invite me into the oldfag discord. I shitposted Dean and Aussa just like the cool guys so you can let me in now right? My games are better than yours or anybody else's there anyways. Hell you should just give me the title of King of HG while you're at it. Haha but really we're friends so we're cool even when I shitpost you as anon for shits and giggles.
>Voregore
>>11503182
Bad meme, stop this
>>11503175
GOD I MISS HOTLER
>MASTURBATES FURIOUSLY TO THE THOUGHT OF HOTLER
HE WAS SO GOOD AT..................................
ENTERING GAMES!!!!!
>CUM
>>11503230
SO SWIGGLES. I THOUGHT WE WERE COOL BRO?
>Sells
Woah, woah guys. Not everyone is the fucking best like I am. Did I mention how much fucking better I am than the rest of you? God I hope somebody mentions what a great fucking host I am. Maybe I'll just do it myself actually. I have to let everyone know how kick ass the Gauntlet is instead of just letting them have their own opinions about it. God damn my rp is top notch. I love my avas. They're so much better than all of the other avas in the thread right now. All of this anime and not edgy/meme/undertale garbage. Haha that's okay though because I'm super friendly and I get along with everyone even though I shitpost them when they host just to make my games look way better in comparison. Did I mention that my games are the best? They have the best background, events and winscreens. Did I mention my games have more than 500 events? Not everyone can achieve such perfection you know. Maybe if you become my personal RP slave like Mitsuki some of my magic will rub off on you. I'm still going to shitpost you though even when you're trying your best, but don't worry because I won't use my ava so you'll never actually know it's me haha. I can't have my perfect rep ruined like that. People see my avas and the thread just becomes 500 times better because my rp is literally the best in all of HG. After all, my Action Oriented RP™ is completely unique and hasn't been done before. By the way, did I mention I'm the best fucking person here? I don't think I'm getting the attention I require. Maybe if I keep talking about how great I am someone will come suck my dick for me. Oh and Hoshi, if you're reading this please invite me into the oldfag discord. I shitposted Dean and Aussa just like the cool guys so you can let me in now right? My games are better than yours or anybody else's there anyways. Hell you should just give me the title of King of HG while you're at it. Haha but really we're friends so we're cool even when I shitpost you as anon for shits and giggles.
>Voregore
>>11503230
>
>>11503228
Poor anon, still thinks the games ever rose to being better.
>>11503235
Is it not true?
>>11503241
>>11503230
We're Sorry Beowulf....
L: We cant allow you to stand in our way to the Skullgirl.
I promise we'll make it up to you.
Kinda wish you guys would kill each other instead of fucking around. Especially you, Raine.
>>11503182
Yeah, "Big Dog".
>>11503148
I knew my master wasn't so lazy! Time to spread this all over my body.
>>11503249
>>11503230
If it makes ya feel better, there were no gods! Only wanted to kick some ass and you were the nearest guy around. Better luck next time!
>>11503249
Just as useless as ever.
I guess its what i deserve depending on a Street thug to do my work.
>>11503283
Why in gods name would i do that?
I just got some Mermaid Pus!
Im going back for seconds.
>>11503262
N-no comment
>>11503291
>heck, ƒam.
>>11503292
...ya know that ya did jack shit like ya always do, right? I got no backup out there.
>>11503302
NO YOU'RE GOING TO BED
JUST KILL SOMEONE IN THE MORNING OKAY?!
And the rest of you? Just fucking disappointed.
>>11503283
I been through the darkest of caves and suffering
One hundred steps off the end of the road
Painted with passion, my favorite color
Hope I'm alive when the story gets old!
>>11503272
You owe me a title shot. And one less knife in my head.
>mfw rin wore a condom and blew his load in 2 minutes
>mfw he would have lasted less than 2 minutes without one
>quads
Uh, final... two?
It's gonna be pretty embarrassing if this chick in the short shorts manages to fuck this up, I mean, her name is "The Winner".
But, she's gotta compete with female Dio.
>>11503331
Nice.
>>11503331
Hqha
>>11503302
Fuck Roxas instead, he's all you deserve
>>11503331
shit—
>>11503335
Not even an entire army of coconuts can contain the might of MORDRED! Victory here I cooooooooome!
>>11503362
baka
>>11503302
WUBBA WUBBA DAD DUB!!!!
>>11503310
and why should i be expected to do anything?
Im the President of an entire multipokedollar empire.
That is why i hired you and your little gang.
To do the dirty work!
Stop complaining and do better next time!
>breaks down
>>11503365
Shut up, you. I'm about to perform my finishing move and win this dumb tournament and prove my dad I'm the strongest among all of you!
Yo that's fuckin nasty senpai
>>11503381
>Repairs
>>11503377
Yeah, ya hired us; Now where's our PAYCHECK, sweetie?
The winner is: Short Shorts!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9aHQnDTd1y4
>>11503395
i gab you strengh
>>11503402
Hey I've seen this porno before!
>>11503412
Congrats, and thanks for hosting.
The top row reads like a fucking waifu chart kek
>>11503335
>withdrawals from that AMAZING mermaid Pus sets in. She dives back into the water to once again try to find this lost city and its inhabitants. Only to remember that she cannot swim. Panic sets in and she succumbs to her fate. slowly sinking to the bottom of the shallow lake she thought to be the den of the mermaids.
Shit....
Enid is cute! CUTE!
>>11503412
Hey... thanks for the game.
>Drake gives a short wave before passing out
THANKS FOR PLAYING BYE
>>11503402
R I G G E D F A M
Next time she's banned from the tournament, 'kay? Grats.
>>11503438
>>11503438
Enid is so cute. I want her to crush my head in between her godly thighs.
Everyone I spent time with is gone and now I'm surrounded by strangers.
Why am I here?
>>11503471
Maybe you should have tried spending more time with them.
Maybe that's why they left.
>>11503439
>Aladdin sees the perfect opportunity to strike and dives right into those boobies
Uwa! It's like I'm in paradise!
>>11503429
Congratulations, ma'am. And thank you for this.
>>11503429
(thx)
>>11503412
Congrats and thanks.
Unrelated, anyone want to buy a bow made of dirt and sticks? 40 drakes, place your bids now. Rare and unique item, highly valuable.
>>11503471
Because if you are surrounded by strangers you still connect to them in one way. You hate yourself.
I WANT TO FUCK RAINE SAGE
>>11503402
I hereby declare this amphibious creature the newest addition to my ranks. Frog Knight, the Toxic Warrior! We'll make my dad jealous, buddy!
>>11503417
Nuh uh! I did this all on my own! It was totally cool, right?
>>11503424
>>11503490
It was nothing at all, thanks!
>>11503429
>>11503412
thanks for hosting and congratulations demon.
>>11503501
Same
>>11503521
k-kuga?
Alright you caught me I broke the damn
>Asgore
>>11503513
Coolest
Alright, i'm thinkin' I gotta sleep this one off. Later, chumps.
>>11503521
No
>>11503455
What
Any cute anime girls wanna ship with me?
I promise I can last longer than Rin.
>>11503544
I mean 3 is longer than 2 after all. He has a point ladies.
we don't talk anymore
>>11503412
Congratulations.
>>11503429
Thank you.
>>11503571
And he'll have that point for all of 3 and a half minutes.
>>11503521
K-Kuga!?
>scoops you up and huggles you close to her breast. suffocating the young man for a bit
Where have you been!?
>>11503571
Fuck you, I lasted 11 minutes a couple weeks ago.
>>11503521
>kissu
>>11503527
That me, anon.
>>11503538
Yes. Teachers are the best. You didn't hear it form me.
>>11503582
>And the white boy returns the hug hile smoothered by those chest pillows
Uhhm...I don't have a good answer. How about we say I've been, hidding?
>>11503572
You used to call me on my-
Oh wait, I don't have one.
>>11503598
No Dachman no fucking me, weve been over this.
>>11503579
Atleast he'll have 30secs of bliss right?
What a cunt
https://www.vanityfair.com/news/2016/04/ted-cruz-texas-sex-toy-ban/amp
I wish I could leave like garnet
>>11503623
Followed by a half hour of crying
>>11503621
YOU USED TO ON ME ON MY CELL PHONE
>>11503625
>>11503602
>Huggu
Heyo to you, squiddo.
>>11503619
But I did hear it from you. You just said it.
>>11503635
But thats why we love Dachman.
>>11503646
speaking of squiddo reigen left
>>11503646
>kissu
>>11503641
Is... Is that how it went?
>>11503664
Did he ever say why?
>>11503619
you know thats not a good answer my brave little man.
I would be interested to know what adventures you have been on.
anyway welcome to our hell again.
>>11503682
Yeah, he said "I accept this challenge" and ran off
>>11503673
Did you catch up to the gataris, Hachikuji-chan?
>>11503692
Sounds about right.
I think I did good with this one.
>>11503700
Not yet, I've been procrastinating, because I know that if I watch it, I'll have to make screencaps immediately which I haven't had the time for yet. But guess what? No Ghost School tomorrow! So I'll have lots and lots of time to do whatever I want. I hope I don't forget. Remind me when you see me tomorrow!
>>11503752
OH DEAR LORD
>>11503664
What? Why? I need some details on this.
>>11503668
Anon, don't kiss kids, that's probably against the rurus somwhere.
>>11503654
Maaaaaaaybe
>>11503691
Well, you know. Training, beating up people, hanging out with the military of a certain country. Some would all it living at the edge, perhaps? Good to see you, Raine-sensei.
>And I've been around, silly! Just under rmy other characters.
>>11503782
>pets
>>11503752
jesus christ how horrifying
>>11503752
Jesus fuck 2k17 caws look so..different compared to 2k14
ALIVE:
Ahri
Merak
Inkling
Kosaku
Froze
Vibri
Pogba
Johnny
Scyther
Craig
Deku
Gascoigne
Mitsuki
Roxas
Karen
Lana's Mom
Parker
DEAD:
L̶a̶n̶a̶
B̶r̶o̶c̶k̶ ̶L̶e̶s̶n̶a̶r̶
M̶a̶r̶i̶s̶a̶
E̶m̶i̶
R̶u̶b̶i̶c̶k̶
L̶u̶c̶k̶y̶
Who's next?
>>11503829
Lana's Mom is Lana
>>11503829
Me lol
>>11503838
>>11503829
this guy
>>11503829
Johnny because he's still in Florida
>>11503829
Rubick was here yesterday, or the day before.
>>11503829
Do this but for newfags
>>11503829
Marisafag is just busy as all shit
>>11503853
He was here to ask to get himself removed from the roll chart.
>>11503766
Sure thing, cya tomorrow, Hachikuji-chan!
>>11503773
>>11503803
I thought I did a good job with the whole generic anime girl thing.
>>11503820
I miss THQ.
>>11503829
Me lol, do I get the edge badge now.
>>11503829
Add the nunu Akanefag
>Finish first code
>4:30 at night.
Do I host it while no one is around to bully. Or do I wait
take the last of my ham sandwich, joseph
>>11503829
Fuck man, I miss Lucky.
>>11503947
fuck you joseph
>>11503829
Who will still be here by next year?
>>11503955
CEASAR SALAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAD
>>11503942
Wait.
>>11503942
>>11503965
I'm gonna guess Inkling, Ahri, Star, Vibri, Johnny, Scyther, Craig, Gascoigne, Roxas, Karen and Parker.
>>11503942
Test it with less people first
>>11503965
Here's my predictions
>Johnny
>Gascoigne
>Inkling
>Kosaku
>Pogba
>Ahri
>Deku
>Craig
>Mitsuki
>Vibri
>Kareb
>>11503972
>>11503983
Tomorrow it is. I need to sleep anyways. Rest well Wulfpack.
>>11503975
>Pets cute Miku on the way out.
>>11503965
>implying we're gonna make it through next year
>>11504001
maybe half a year? weve been on life support for like almost two years right?
>>11504001
Jokes aside, yeah, I think we will. Easily. There's 3 months left in this year man.
>>11504001
What would need to occur for us to not?
>>11504001
Maybe I should pull the trigger and invite some tumblrfags
>>11504010
>>11504013
>>11504015
I just feel like we're going to die, solely for staying in a hidden board for so long.
Hosting in a few minutes.
>>11504023
The influx of nufags says otherwise.
>>11504084
why cant we just die already?
>>11504023
Well, neo-/b/ hg is pretty much dead, so people are moving to /bant/ and we might get a few guys coming to us if we're lucky.
>>11504094
wasnt bant for the ruskies though?
>>11504087
Because why should we?
>>11504111
Do you even need to ask this question.
>>11504120
Do you even need to be a nigger?
>>11504127
yes
>>11504120
Yes, now answer.
>>11504094
Both neo-/b/ and /bant/ are horrible. Can I die here instead?
>>11504144
no kys
>>11504152
after you
>>11504161
I will dont worry
>>11504164
Good for you
who is your 8.78th favourite nuewfag
>>11504177
thanks
I miss junko
>>11504187
I miss vader