/npg/ - Neopets general Previous thread >>11384827 &g

first for bori dicks

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post ur plushies

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>>11496984
no

>>11497439
yes

I want to be a neopet

>>11497697
I want to ____ that neopet!

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>>11497697

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>>11498320
this is the only kinda tf i can get down w

>>11498376
Paint?

Should my final pet be ixi, xweetok, or aisha?

>>11499307
bori

>>11499328
anon no

>>11499307

H I S S I

>>11499307
Xwees are cute
Aishas are sluts and also code for nigger

20:10 lefty
Meh okay.

>>11499307

Late reply, but I agree with >>11500289 Xwees are super cute! Ixis & Aishas are nice, too, though, so I can understand your difficulty deciding.

Am I still banned?

Where is the love for shoyrus

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>>11496984
what about dicking the bori?

>>11502035
as long as the bori has a dick as well

>>11500289
Aishas are cute!

>>11502035
Oh my god the smug face of the bori is perfect.
More smug bori faces please.

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>>11501708

IMHO, Shoyrus are one of the cuter draconic species in Neopets. Have an image.

And speaking of sleep, Snowager is napping right now, too! http://www.neopets.com/winter/snowager.phtml

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http://www.neopets.com/worlds/deadlydice.phtml
Don't forget to pay von Roo a visit before the hour's up.

>>11504028

Hooray another level lost! Now I just have to hope I can lose 8 more!

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what's with all the bori lewds

this thread is off to an unusually lewd start

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>>11504465
Bori are made for lewding.

Do you guys have alt accounts for pets or just your main?

>>11506893
I just have my main, 4 pets is enough for me

>check beauty contest
>only on average two contestants per pet type

Jesus this site is dead.

Post your cute pets.

>tfw can put down over 10,000 neopoints at a time in foodclub because of old ass account

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>>11507955

>>11508006
CUTE! Are they lost desert?

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>>11507955
you don't have to tell me twice

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>>11508684
yus

>>11508716
>baby pteri

Best fucking taste.

>>11507383
Hey maybe I could actually win the beauty contest for once.

>the pound is filled with painted pets

Things really have changed from when I was a kid. You would be lucky to find even a christmas painted pet back then.

Post art of swamp goat witch waifu

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>>11509593
She's great.

>>11509965
>aisha on aisha love

Absolutely cute but interspecies is better.

>>11508954
cheers babe

>>11509776
Who is best plot comics girl?

>>11512254
xandra

72:10!

>>11512254
They are all good.

Damn, the autumn re-release cap is already on the way!

What was your favorite thing to do on the site as a kid?

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Tally anon here!! Hopefully I'm not too late!

Alright, went & checked around, & here's the results I found, /npg/!!
As usual, I checked the Avatars/Neosignatures, Battledome & Help Neoboards. Sadly, not much on the Battledome Neoboards, & the results of the other 2 were both very in favor of The Brute Squad this round, so here's the total:

About 5 people said they would join The Awakened this round.
About 85 people said they would join The Brute Squad this round.
About 11 people said they would join The Thieves Guild this round.

http://www.neopets.com/~oxbridge786 has predicted the odds for the 3 factions this round at:

Awakened Win Rate: 35%
Prediction: 24%
Last win was: 4 rounds ago (July 17th, 2017)
Brutes Win Rate: 30%
Prediction: 60%
Last win was: 10 rounds ago (March 27th, 2017)
Thieves Win Rate: 18%
Prediction: 15%
Last win was: 6 rounds ago (June 19th, 2017)

If those numbers seem a bit wonky, I recommend reading the explanation on the petpage I just linked.


So yeah. Brutes don't have the best boons, but Thieves aren't that much better, & Awakened are random. & maybe it's gambler's fallacy, but Brutes are the most "due" for a win out of the 3 factions present this round.
And if they do win, there will be a lot less people siding with Brutes & not your faction next round, since those folks will finally have their avatar.
Numbers are hugely in The Brute Squad's favor, too.

So yeah.
JOINING THE BRUTE SQUAD THIS ROUND IS RECOMMENDED.

JOIN HERE: http://www.neopets.com/prehistoric/battleground/

GUIDES:
http://www.jellyneo.net/?go=tyrannian_battleground
http://www.sunnyneo.com/battledome/skirmishbattles.php

YOU HAVE LESS THAN 25 & A HALF HOURS LEFT TO JOIN A FACTION, /NPG/!!!
DON'T FORGET IT, OR YOU'LL REGRET IT!!!

GOOD LUCK!!

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>The Shop Wizard sighs and says, "Oh dear. You're working for a faerie. I'm sorry, but I can't help you until you complete her quest."
>You are supposed to bring me:
>Large Asparrot Smoothie
I don't know when I got this but somebody do me a favor real quick

>my first name is the captcha
It fucking knows

>>11519585
http://www.neopets.com/browseshop.phtml?owner=2josie3&buy_obj_info_id=34904&buy_cost_neopoints=1845

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HAPPY TECHO DAY, /NPG/!!!

http://www.neopets.com/community/index.phtml
http://www.jellyneo.net/?go=dailypuzzle

Answer today's Daily Puzzle with "Franchiso Corvallio" for 252 NP & a Purple Techo Cookie, a Rarity 89 Food item last priced at:
1,250 NP by JN.
1,717 NP by NC.
& 1,700 NP by the 1st shop NC currently lists as selling it!

Also, free training all day today for Techos level 40 & under HERE: http://www.neopets.com/pirates/academy.phtml?type=courses

Anyway, enjoy the day, /npg/!!
Oh, also, someone remind me to post the new colours & clothes for previous days, please & thank you, okay? Sorry about that.

>>11519388
poop squad

>>11519388
Guess I'll go with the jerks this time. (even though thieves have my favorite boon)
Can't possibly fail three times in a row right?

I joined the seekers

>>11512433
'grats

For fuck's sake, Lefty. Some of us work. Now I'm stuck following some mediocre bets by a person who can at least update at a decent fucking time.

>>11522101
Daq is back up again so you can follow the mathematically ideal bets.

http://www.neopets.com/winter/snowager.phtml
http://www.neopets.com/medieval/turmaculus.phtml

Late, but hey: Snowager is asleep, & Turmaculus is awake!! Good luck, /npg/!!

How do you guys go about calculating your bets for food club? I feel like I'm doing it wrong.

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Aishas are so good.

>>11522909
for porn

>>11520449
JN has the new Techo colors!

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>grey faerie quest
>it's shit

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HP boys
time to start pumping attack

Holy shit this board is still alive, I thought it was gone forever after it disappeared from vg.

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>>11524970
not dead, just undead

What's your favorite unpopular pet?

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>>11526623
Buzz are cute

>food club showing winners as pirates who weren't even in that division

What

>lord Darigan is a korbat

Fucking hell, I never noticed that and always thought he was some humanoid demon thing as a child.

>>11527468
now tell us what the tiki tack man is

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>>11527468
Yes he is a member of one of the most qt pet species.

>>11527486
A negroe

>>11526927
Seems like you were early.
The actual refresh is 3:05.

>lefty tank
THAT BITCH I TRUSTED YOU YOU'RE JUST AS BAD AS GARET

>>11527511
I miss my korbat.
>>11527598
I was. Where the hell did Stuff a Roo come from winning that one

>>11522210
Oh shit, nice. I should have checked this morning. Oh well. Thanks for the heads up!

I also didn't mean to come across as angry as I did in my first post. I was just frustrated. Lefty if you're reading this I'm sorry

>>11527781
The "stuff" of nightmares. :(

>>11522210
How do I into daq bets

>>11528898
If you were making them yourself before, there really won't be much differnet.
Otherwise you enter a safety threshold and hit compute....then bam! Math bets for you.

>>11528928
I was just blindly following Garet before. RIP Hugo.
What's a good safety?

>>11529073
Are you hoping for big wins or consistent wins?
It goes from 0 (big risk) to 1 (big safe).

Just head over there now and try it out: http://foodclub.daqtools.info/Bets_Dropdown.php

Input 1 for the safety factor.
It'll spit out 10 bets that look pretty bare-bones.
Under those you'll see the payouts and percentages.
There's less than 1% chance that you will bust.
But there's 14% chance of getting only 4:10, 10% chance of getting 7:10, and 16% chance of 10:10 (breaking even!).
And your max payout would be 22:10 (at a 4% chance) if everything works out perfectly.

Now input 0 as the safety factor and re-compute.
It looks pretty fucking silly with the bets it made.
Partly because it's a bad day overall, partly because it's trying to maximize weird shit.

A lot of people like to go with .5 safety.
But sometimes that's not enough.
I mean, on a day like today that looks the same as 1!

Even at .25 it looks only slightly less safe than the .5-1 range.

Going all the way to .1 actually makes it look interesting to me.
Personally, a 12% chance for bust is still 20% lower than my usual bets. (but it's a false image because the single 2:1 bet is what's making that "win" possible)
And you could adjust the bets as you see fit once you start recognizing the patterns.

Honestly, today's not too great for showing off the computations.
Maybe things will clear up after the bets change with the new day.

>>11527511
Korbats are ugly as shit

Why do darigan Neopets look so slutty?

>>11529809
no

>>11529809
Because they are the prostitutes of Neopia.

>>11530043
Wrong, that's faerie pets

>>11529930
I'm not even a neopetfucker but they all have bedroom eyes.

>>11530168
>thinking >>11497667 is bedroom eyes

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>>11530257
These are "fuck me" eyes if I ever saw them.

>>11530321
>if I ever saw them.
Have you ever seen them, anon?

>Page 9
also, the earth faerie only ever seems to upgrade my pets agility. anybody else notice this at all?

>>11530418
He's posting in a Neopets general on /trash/, what do you think?

>>11532404
id let my pets do anything they want to me desu

How many pets you guys got? I have eight.

>>11532421
i got 7 atm

>>11532421
Only 4

>>11532421
three. one slot open for cupcake sluts.

So. Does anyone remember Jazz_invincible? Anyone want to know how he *really* got banned?

>>11533687
>Anyone want to know how he *really* got banned?

We'll you can't make a statement like that and not post it.

>>11533145
Cupcake sluts?

http://www.neopets.com/prehistoric/battleground/

Quick reminder to join a faction. Numbers & odds are in The Brute Squad's favor this round.
DON'T FORGET IT OR YOU'LL REGRET IT.
YOU HAVE LESS THAN 1 HOUR AND 20 MINUTES LEFT TO JOIN A FACTION.

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>>11532421
i think 20.
15 are lupes, i have an uc dari peo i'm trying to trade for an uc sponge lupe or an uc gelert. also got a converted fae xwee i'm trying to trade for random converted lupes with a name/color i like.
the ride never ends

>>11532421
Just 2, haven't seen a species/color combo that particularly interests me so I was thinking of getting the lab map and some subjects next.

>>11533848
I wasn't going to join but I joined the shining twins thing.

Is the only way to reliably get an MSPP a rainbow fountain quest?

>>11533687
I'm gonna assume cheating with cheat engine or something. Nobody is legitimately good enough at nearly every flash game to get a trophy.

>>11533775
It's actually not that dramatic a story, to be honest. Nothing at all like the rumors that flew when it happened. It wasn't that TNT caught him having account shared with 7 people, or that he hacked his way to all of those high scores.

I was a little shit at the time, just a kid, really. Always trying to get ahead, the kind of kid that would steal your stuff if you left your account logged in on a school computer. Little me was a heartless bitch, honestly.

Anyways. I was in a shitty freeform rp guild at the time, and one day, ooc, a friend brags about getting something cool from the money tree, I can't remember what. A fairy, or a lab map piece, or something else that a 13 year old would think is hot shit. And he was going on and on, and then he mentioned he used a money tree grabber.

I had no idea what it was at the time, but after he told me about it, I knew I wanted one. But he refused to tell me where he got it, so I struck out to find one on my own.

And oh boy, did I ever. It took a while, but eventually, I found a shitty MSN Group that promised all sorts of "hacks". Of course, I had seen sites like it before in my search, but this time was different. The stuff actually worked.

There were so many of them too, not just the money tree grabber. There was one that was a like a proto-cheatengine, there was one that could get any account as many Ice Boris as they had room for (I used this one for a friend later - look up the petpages of Senacaine and Septacaine. Same owner, and legitimately you can only ever get one), and there was one, it said, that could get any account iced with only a username.

I, of course, immediately tested this one on a friend. And Raizen_Jorad, if you're reading this, please know that as soon as I did, I immediately regretted it, and still do to this day. Because it worked.

And I, the little asshole that I was, used it on the most popular user that I could think of, for all the drama it would cause.

That's it.

>>11530321
I want to smooch a darigan bori on the snoot

http://www.neopets.com/worlds/deadlydice.phtml

I've been liking my luck with Count Von Roo lately. How about you?

>>11533973
Yes

>>11533973
Or zap.
Not like Poogle potions are rare.

Up

paint me

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Post RIPPED pets

>>11533819
s/he has one slot open so that they can adopt a new pet everyday. On the birthday of any pet you own, you receive your choice of a free, stat-boosting cupcake: +5 health, +5 attack, or +5 defense. Anon adopts a pet on its birthday, claims the cupcake, abandons that pet, and repeats the next day.

Many anons, including myself, used to do the same, because tnt never mentioned it. But in a recent editorial, somebody opened their big mouth and asked, and tnt said that they would start taking measures to stop this.

Since then, a handful of users have been reporting that all of their pets have been reverted to their starting stats, regardless if they stopped cupcake training before tnt announced it was against the rules, regardless if they had been training through legitimate means in addition to the cupcakes, and regardless if they were only cupcake training one pet.

However, the majority of those whose pets were reverted only had that happen after having to deal with tnt for some other reason, most commonly submitting a ticket to unfreeze an account. So many users, like the anon above, still cupcake train and simply try to avoid needing to interact with tnt at all. Which, regardless if you cupcake train or not, is a smart way of going about things.

I hope that summarized everything. If you want to try cupcake training yourself, this is a good list of pets in the pound, sorted by day of the year: http://www.neocodex.us/forum/topic/128253-pound-pets-birthday-list/

It's a little outdated, so you might have to try a couple names, but it worked for me when I was doing it.

Holy moly, /npg/! Can somebody help me out?

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>>11538016
aw fuck, forgot the pic

>>11538016
What's wrong friend?

>>11538016
>>11538021
Welp, I'm jealous

http://www.neopets.com/browseshop.phtml?owner=thomaswilliams123&buy_obj_info_id=57535&buy_cost_neopoints=15900

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>>11538044
Thanks a million! Now to decide which pet to paint and what to paint them! I haven't even narrowed down my dream pets, yet! I didn't expect this to happen.

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>>11538085
>Paint your Buzz any colour at the Rainbow Fountain after completing a Fountain Faerie quest.

You could go for the avatar if you want, that's what I'd do since these quests are pretty rare

>>11538085
You're so lucky. I've been waiting for a rainbow fairy quest five years to get an MSPP.

>>11538123
Damn, you're right. That would probably be the smart thing to do, wouldn't it? But I don't want to be smart... Crud, I'll mull it over. The fountain never expires, right?

>>11538139
Don't I know it! I had an active 10 year account that never once saw an ffq before it was iced. Then this one shows up when I'm just fucking around!

If you don't mind a bit of cheating, there's a tamper monkey script in the op that autoplays gormball until your pet is tired. I haven't used it for a couple of months now, but it was a great re farmer when i did. I would net about 2 faerie quests a week. Use at your own risk, though. I stopped because I made the high score table and didn't want to draw any more attention to myself. Best of luck, anon!

>>11538241
What are you dream pets?

>>11538139
>>11538139
Actually, fuck it. I don't even know if I have a dream pet, and painting my pets has never been a major neo goal of mine. Whats your username, anon. You're getting that mspp

>>11538241
>The fountain never expires, right?

Yeah, you can wait all you want

>>11538123
>get rainbow quest when 9 years old
>paint pet biscuit because brush was just released and no one had biscuit pets at the time

I need to go back in time and punch myself in the face.

>>11538300
No don't do that. I am broke and have no way to pay you back for at least a few months until I build up some points again. I can be patient and it will happen someday. You are beyond generous but don't worry about me anon, you gotta paint a pet for yourself.

>>11538334
>pay you back
lol I wouldn't offer if I wanted you to pay me back. 5 years is a long time. I just want to do something nice.

>>11538355
Don't worry anon, you are beyond kind but I couldn't ask that of you. I will suggest that you go for a rare color as this opportunity doesn't come up much, something like alien Aisha that you could only get from zapping perhaps.

>>11538388
Think it over, anon. I won't touch it for a week. Message me if you change your mind. jbs2017. I'm usually scheduled nights, so I'll typically have neo and /npg/ open during the day, so I should see it.

>>11532421
I watch after my own pets plus the accounts of a bunch of my friends so every month I lodge... 58 pets.

>>11538430
I can swear I will not ask for it but thank you. Might hit you up to say hello because you seem like a cool person however.

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>>11538561
I just got a rainbow faerie reward right now and I dont want to paint any of my bori
are you sure you don't want an mspp anon

>>11538580
>>11538580
The only way I'd be alright doing is if I could make an exchange with you for something. I can kind of draw so I could be your art slave for however many pictures of your neopets you would think is worthy payment. I still feel a little guilty doing even that.

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>>11536685

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>>11538667
anon none of my babs are getting painted in the foreseeable future so I would rather you use it to get your dreamie

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>mfw I've been on Neopets for almost 10 years I've never had a Fountain Fairy Quest

>>11538809
I've only had one in 15 years, shit is hard to get.

>>11538809
I've been there for 13 years and got it twice

Why did /npg/ get kicked from /vg/?

>>11539349
Not active enough

>>11538809
>get quest
>spend a bajillion neopoints to get the stupid item she wants
>accidentally select wrong colour
>weep

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Those faerie quest cookies from the cash shop are a pretty much guaranteed way to get a fountain faerie quest. I got 2 or 3 of them in a month a couple of years ago.

>>11539962
i don't have any NC

>>11539999
They give out free NC sometimes. Otherwise just spend some NEETbux.

>>11540048
>They give out free NC sometimes

Yeah, when was the last time they did that?

>Otherwise just spend some NEETbux.

I'm not a NEET, just a poorfag

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BEHOLD

THE NEW RULES PAGE

http://www.neopets.com/chatrules.phtml

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>>11540275
what are we looking for? anything to worry about?

>got dream pet over a year ago
>havent done dailies in months
>have nearly 12 mil in the bank
>theres literally no reason for me to play anymore
>have been in these threads for years
>would feel wrong to just ditch it
feels bad man

>tfw 82m in the bank and its not even half of what I need for my snowy valley stamp collection avatar
kill me

Use neopoints to buy porn of your petd

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How do you think I got this masterpiece?

>>11541012
[spoiler]is that a thing? ive heard something like that before but im not sure where it would even happen because ive never seen it here[/spoiler]

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>>11541036
Fuck I miss Jean. I actually managed to get porn from him in an art swap.

>>11541038
It used to be a thing back when we were on /vg/ and a few of the regulars were pretty talented artists.

>>11541036
I forgot about shimakaze aisha

Wraith vagina will always be my favorite nsfw request

>ywn have porn of your pet

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>>11541281
Yeah Jean was gr9

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>>11541423
I only commission safe of my pets

>>11541974
If I ever become a drawfag I'm drawing porn of your boris.

>>11542004
do it coward
you wont

>>11542037
Yeah probably.

>>11542004
I'm a furry porn drawfag but I don't I could ever bring myself to draw stuff of my neopets.

>>11542200
post art

How old is your account?

>>11542231
16 years.

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>>11542230
Here's a non porn request I did, I've only been drawing consistently for about a year so I have a lot I need to improve on especially in terms of shading/lighting.

Any other artfags who do beauty contest here?

>power just now back on after hurricane
>DAQtools is back
aww yiss
0 safety factor, here I come

>>11542231
My current one is only 3 years old. I deactivated my original one from 2004 and I was never able to get it back sadly. I regret it a lot.

http://www.neopets.com/winter/snowager.phtml

Under 10 minutes left!
>>11542231
13 years.
>>11542200
What about other Neopets, if you'll pardon my asking, please?

>>11542231
9 years and a half

It turns 10 this Christmas

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What are they doing these days?

>>11543892
Didn't they get married?

>>11541012
>>11541038
just keep in mind trading np for goods and services that aren't official neopets stuff can get you frozen

>>11545024
I wouldnt even know the first place to look to buy porn via np anyways.

>>11542356
its cute

>>11542231
4 months. I have a 16 year old account that I can't remember the password to that somehow hasn't been purged. I'll go to the page and just stare at it sometimes.

>>11546568
Is it on your parents email?

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>>11543906
Yes, they have two kids.

>>11547195
She aged well

>>11547195
Reminder that Chia is her favorite

>>11547050
tried 'em. It's either on one that they can't remember, or I created a bullshit one and just forgot.

It's not a big deal, it's not like 8-11 year old me was smart enough to accomplish anything that makes older accounts like that valuable. Less than 70 avatars and an invasion of meridell medal.

But man, that food club potential.

>>11541281
So I had to go digging through some janky archive site but I managed to find the three-part Sophie the Swamp Waifu fic I wrote in exchange for this thing. Posting for old time's sake if anyone's interested in reading.

https://pastebin.com/G4a1paMZ
https://pastebin.com/EqbgQk2e
https://pastebin.com/h93nRLAQ

[fakespoiler]Jean left the general before I had a chance to write him a lewd part 4 with Sophie and Bruno.[/spakefoiler]

>>11547195
So cute

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>people will more than 2 pets

>>11542231
15 years.

>>11549566
I remember the Zafara gigolo story

>>11551022
I don't remember that one. Link?

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>mfw seeing this 4 years after I last went to a /npg/ thread

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>>11508716
my face when i see an egg in a tuxedo

>>11552420
feed your pets you willy

Oh hey, it's the Chocolate Ball!

http://www.neopets.com/community/index.phtml
http://www.jellyneo.net/?go=dailypuzzle

Answer the Daily Puzzle with "Finest in Formal Attire" for 274 NP & a Chocolate Creme Shell, a Rarity 81 Baked Category Item last valued at:
970 NP by JN
1,524 NP by NC
& 4,000 NP by the 1st shop NC currently lists as selling it!

And I believe that's all! Enjoy the day, /npg/!

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>>11552420
YOU

I remember you because of that show you always posted about/images from

you have a korbat dressed like them right

>>11552551
catman?
is that you

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PLOT IMMINENT

>>11553416

Oh shit.

Also, Snowager sleepy time. http://www.neopets.com/winter/snowager.phtml

Hey hobofactory, are you in here? You're an alright guy, I appreciate you being willing to come up for in price for me :)

I love my pets.

>>11555407
same

>>11553416
WHOAAAA

>>11553416
Xandra when

>>11553416
I dunno if this is a plot, or just the regular free quest event.

shasta I sent you a neomail back about ur mspp

>>11553416
If Xandra doesn't come back I'll rage

>>11557035
Many thanks Bori friend.

>>11553758
Cute

>fountain can't be used for msp
oops

>>11557727
What?

>JN
> But be warned... not all colours show up as options at the Fountain! Colours that you cannot get there include 8-Bit, Ice, Magma, MSP, Quiguki, Robot, Royal, Sponge, and Usuki.

Fuck. My bad.

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>>11557849
dont worry about it anon, learning experience for both of us

>>11557849
why TF can't you get Royal at the fountain? It's a paintbrush isn't it?

>>11558057
Probably something to do with royal actually being two separate colors
I wonder if you can use it for elderly though? Still kinda dumb either way

>>11558367
Oh so the answer, like everything else, is because Neopets' developers are too incompetent to figure it out.

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>>11558456
reminder that the entire site crashes if an item name has an apostrophe in it

>>11558536
are you serious

>>11558642
yep

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>>11558536
The whole site is held together by TNT's hopes and dreams

http://www.neopets.com/winter/snowager.phtml

Unrelatedly, have you all read the comments here?
http://www.jellyneo.net/index.php?comments=11732

>>11553282
I think Terence was the one with the Korbat. I was the extremely annoying underaged one.

48:10 lefty

72:10 me

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>>11553282
hello i was seeing how long the neopets was and it was like 5 years where does time go

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>>11561481
time goes like we do
into the trash

>missed restock for a Red Hissi Morphing Potion

Anyone willing to toss a Hissi Morphing Potion they're not gonna use my way for 60k + a Zed Codestone? I don't want to spend a lot on potions because I'm going to try and get an Ice Hissi zap and I might have to re-morph my pet back into a Hissi multiple times.

>page 10

>>11562087
I don't have one but I'd buy it for you.

>>11565807
It's alright anon It's more of me being cheap and not wanting to blow 120k on a potion and (possibly) having the species be changed after one zap. Thank you though!

keepin this thread alive

do you think neopets team doesn't WANT to port items over to mutant pets, or do you think they didn't give a check in the item system to see the difference between a pet who was normal or mutant/baby/the others that dont allow items

don't cry

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post your fooking pets

>>11572508
You've already seen them and no I'm not going to feed my Uni.

What is the "Optimize" on daqtools' bets?

>>11573303
Do you mean where is it?

>>11573350
No i mean how exactly is it optimizing the bets?

>>11574504
Ah, okay, optimize lets you adjust the shape factor of the graph I believe.
Letting you set it even riskier?
I'm not entirely sure, I never really have used it.

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>used rainbow fountain to paint a pet biscuit

When you look back on how you played as a child what's your biggest regret /npg/?

>>11575359
"Restocked" by buying the most expensive items available in NPC shops. Worthless items.

>>11577122
Sometimes this is a working strategy. A lot of the good stamps for example are set at 10k or 20k.

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good boys

>>11575359
hmmm i honestly cant think of anything, i never did anything extremely retarded on neopets, maybe not buying things that would have become really rare these days, but how would I have known

>>11575359
I regret my username and missing a lot of the early plots.

>>11580186
I was around for the first Meridell plot up until The Lost Isle, it was around that time the art conversion happened which caused me to drop the site. It just wasn't the same anymore. I picked it up again more recently.

I swear these games have gotten a lot harder since I was a kid. Or at least the np ratios have been lowered a BUNCH.

so, /npg/, how many times have y'all won better than you? I've been TRYING for this week's. Best score in PP Cannonball was 680something last night. (Target score is 750)

>>11581950
Ratios change regularly.
I have a silver BTY trophy but fuck if I remember what game it was for.

I wish my pets were real so I could hold them and hug them and they would keep me company.

>>11583668

I know how you feel, anon.

http://www.neopets.com/medieval/turmaculus.phtml

Also, super late, but Turmaculus is awake!! At least I didn't miss it!

http://www.neopets.com/winter/snowager.phtml

Snowager is asleep. Also, just a heads-up: Turmaculus's awake time for Sunday the 17th is scheduled to be 2 AM or PM, NST, /npg/!!
It's almost 10:40 PM, NST, right now, so that means Turmaculus is pretty likely to be awake in about 3 hours & 20 minutes from now, OR at 12 hours from that time, instead!!

So you may wanna stick around if you want to try your luck with Turmaculus! Good luck if you do, /npg/!

1 more level down, 5 to go!
http://www.neopets.com/worlds/deadlydice.phtml
Halfway there!

>scored 718 in PP Cannonball, had 9 lives left. GAME OVER

WHAT DO YOU MEAN THERE ARE A SET NUMBER OF ROUNDS, WHAT

>>11585368
whatcha doin?

what the fuck is going on in faerieland?
i saw some dialogue about something, is there a new lore quest thing happening?

>>11589921
sure looks like the beginnings of a new plot

>>11589921
>>11590081
People have found as-yet unreleased art that seems to be relevant. http://images.neopets.com/faeriefestival/pushdown/alice_kaia.png

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>>11591781
>weeb faerie

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>>11591781
>weeb faerie

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>>11591781
>weeb faerie

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>>11587587

Trying to get down to a certain level for training school purposes.

>>11589921
>>11590081

Nobody even glanced at this week's new Editorial, eh?
http://www.neopets.com/ntimes/index.phtml?section=editorial&week=797
http://www.jellyneo.net/index.php?comments=11734

Or even Jellyneo, huh?

Here's an image link.
http://images.neopets.com/nt/nt_images/neopets-ff-editorial-invite.png

Strangely enough, the version of the image linked to in the Editorial saves as a 5 MB PNG despite only having a 600 x 691 pixels resolution.

I took a screenshot & cropped out stuff other than the image & got a 715 KB PNG that's 603 x 694 pixels.

>>11593409
it's because they didn't compress it efficiently lol

>>11593409
>>11595989
i compared the two images and they're exactly the same except for the size, so yeah they just saved their png with 0% compression

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kougra

>>11593409
So not really new plot.

Unless something goes wrong!
Let's hope there's a bomb under Faerieland and it blows it up into the sky.

Hey Tournament Host are you here?

doesn't the faerie festival happen every year
isn't it that thing with the daily quests

Neopets was my shit WTF didn't know there where threads of it on trash. Finally a place for girls lol

What are the peak hours for this thread?

>>11599189
>Faerieland back in the clouds

I'll take it. But seriously, based on the new faerie and the fact that it's the same old event where you get a free quest a day for x number of days I'm guessing that the new faerie will be like Dalia or whatever the crafting faerie's name is and require NC items to get either exclusive items or quests.

>>11602341

We tend to be pretty slow, & some of us are in odd time zones, but I'd assume mid-afternoon.
Times that might draw in attention:

All times in NST:
6 AM, 2 PM, & 10 PM.
Those 3 times are when The Snowager takes a 1 hour nap.
1 to 1:45 PM.
The Food Club betting gates for the daily round close at around 1:45 PM, although there are glitches involving them re-opening later.
2 to 6 PM.
TNT often posts the New Features around this window of times, on weekdays.
http://www.neopets.com/nf.phtml

Friday is notable because the newest issue of the Neopian Times releases on that date.
Weekends may also be active.

We also may be becoming more active with the upcoming Faerie Festival.
http://www.jellyneo.net/index.php?comments=11734

>>11602647

I wouldn't mind Faerieland back in the clouds either, although I have seen something interesting in the comments on JN....


Oh, & you probably figured this out already, but Snowager is asleep!
http://www.neopets.com/winter/snowager.phtml
Good luck!

>>11601039
welcome, i hope the porn doesnt scare you off, I happen to think it's cute, but obviously neopets is nostalgic for people so some react not so good to it and leave

wew, managed to get my brute kills in at the last 5 minutes

being sick, I forgot to do them until now

good thing too because they actually won for once

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http://www.neopets.com/worlds/deadlydice.phtml

>Tie twice in a row.
>Gain 4 levels, undoing all my previously desired luck.

GODDAMNIT

On an unrelated note.

>>11604159
whatchu trying to lose levels for?

>>11604293

>>11585368
>>11587587
>>11593409

Sorry if I'm being a bit rough. It's late, & I'm peeved off at my bad luck.

>>11604330
no prob man, makes sense to just link to your explanation

>>11601039
Post your pets

BRUTES WIN! BRUTES WIN!!!

What's the best Draik colour?

http://www.neopets.com/pirates/buriedtreasure/buriedtreasure.phtml?281,238
You won Rancid Old Meat!