/roommates/ - Roommates: Memoirs of the Hairless Ape Discuss

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>>11493664
>Kill Phil (sorry phil)
Anon I love you

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>>11493800
It's an underrated movie

Reminder Bonbon is a cuckquean

>>11493902
t. helen henny

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pasting the mike/beanie stuff from the previous thread

>>11493902
Wrong
https://pastebin.com/b2WHnqr1

>>11495513
Would Beanie even be interested in anything outside of the surprise sex, or is she completely disinterested in any relationship that isn't sex?

>>11495811
She would prolly be interested in more things than surprise sex. She had had a life before she started working in JH, so there must had been something that had her going before she had started to fetishize the possibility of death.

(And I wasn't a part of the previous thread, I just found it interesting, so I saved it)

>>11495513
>not capping my post
Well fuck you too, then

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>>11496249
oops

>>11495811
>Would Beanie even be interested in anything outside of sex

Do you think roommates is an H-game or are you still /ERP/ing?

>>11496738
I'm mainly just fucking about, get some form of discussion going. I'm fine with talking about anything else though.

birb boobs

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Just realized something:

-Goose is super relaxed and chill all the time.
-Birds calm down and relax when you cover their eyes.

>>11497432
It's just a coincidence. Her animatronic version was like that, too.

>>11497432
>the bird girls have sleep eye masks that look like this

I want to get off and I need story to do so. Which lewd stories in the archive in the OP are the best?

>>11498909
I would recommend these ones.
Roommates Fapfic 3: https://pastebin.com/T7dcDv1d
A Very Merry Birthday (WIP): https://pastebin.com/PivG29Lk
Foxy Ladies: https://pastebin.com/ZM29EdKj

In all honesty A Very Merry Birthday is probably the closest to what your looking for.

>>11498909
Any of Shadowbon's, although I'm quite partial to https://pastebin.com/freGsJHf

>>11499364
This. I recommend this one wholeheartedly.

>>11497432
I would tie that chickens go to sleep the moment is gets dark with Goose's sleeping patterns and constant drowsiness. Chickens kinda fall into a stupor when it gets dark.

Are Foxglove and Mango pink or a pinkish white?

>>11500907
According to the story, Foxglove is a snowy-white arctic fox.

>>11500907
>And while your Mangle's fur is naturally white, Mango looks as if her fur might be dyed or bleached as you can see that her roots are closer to a vibrant pink.

>>11500947
OK, thanks.

>>11500907
i think they were both white, but Mango was implied to be dyeing her fur.

>>11500958
>>11500969
Thank you, too.

>>11500958
>Mango looks as if her fur might be dyed or bleached as you can see that her roots are closer to a vibrant pink

Shit, now I'm worried I made some mistake in my fic regarding her fur color. I thought both of them were naturally white and just took a liking to pink.

>>11501201
It's a minor mistake; of you add a author's note it will be fine.

>>11499205
>Foxy Ladies
>"The kiss becomes messier and messier, tongues wrestling with each other; while Mangle opens her mouth more, practically biting down on your face."
Deepest lore

>>11501541
Oh shit, I didn't even think about that. I had another Weaver comic in mind when I wrote that bit up.

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According to poke this is what Bonworth and Cheeky sounds like:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9WKUQ8nMTxk

I don't know how to feel about this.

>>11504004
i always imagine bonworths voice as the warden from superjail

>>11504004
I can accept this.

>>11504004
I need a fic of bonworth getting ridden while he's powerless to stop it. It could be literally anyone that isn't Peanut.

Alternatively, Lewd Bonworth destroying Prude Cheeky with his limitless stamina.

>>11504004
i always imagined him sounding like goofy...

>>11506062
I once heard a dub for weavers comics where someone did a Bonworth that I liked.

>>11504004
Basically how I imagined Bonworth, but I can't pin down how I read Cheeky. Like somewhere between SU's Amethyst and Mrs Bellum. I read Faz as a raspier Frollo, and Haddock as Mr Krabs.

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>>11504841

What about a fic of bonworth getting ridden by Peanut?

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>>11504004

bandwagoning

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>>11507344
>Mike - Crispin Freeman
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m9tafKeeNEA

I can not imagine mike sounding like that at all. Unless poke was talking about one of his voices, it's far too distinguished.

>>11508065
I imagine Poke was probably referring to one of the voices he used, yeah. Crispin Freeman in Code Geass plays a foppish, distinguished character, but Crispin Freeman in Haruhi (as Kyon) is the archetypical anime "normal everyman surrounded by weirdos". In other words, Mike.

>>11508097
still too distinguished

I always pinned Mike as sounding like a higher pitch Homer Simpson or maybe as Rick Moranis' version of Barney Rubble.

So, who won the Mikebowl?

>>11508489
No one.

The runner up was Mike's right hand.

>>11508489
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a33dzt6kkOM

>>11508489
Haddock, he got the last scene and they cuddled while looking at the setting sun.
It's canon and there's nothing you can do about it!

>>11507344
I dunno... for Keremy, I keep thinking of a metallic Tim Curry.

>>11508704
>I keep thinking of a metallic Tim Curry
Ironically, Tim Curry's voice is the one I imagine for Foxglove.

>>11508704
*Jeremy
(curse my thumb-shaped fingers)

>>11508711
Hmm, how about Mark Hamill as Jeremy? Best Joker, after all.

>>11508552
I want more Comics about MIke putting up with the Heads' bullshit

>>11508857
like what?

Mike juryrigging them up to roombas so they can move around without being a threat?

>>11508857
I always wanted Headmates more than Roommates desu

>>11508711
>>11508732
I like thinking he sounded like Pauly Shore.

>>11508704
I'm partial to imagining him as a slightly lower pitched McCree, without the southern drawl. Or just Hand Banana.

>>11508980
This would be fucking amazing. Did Weaver ever continue that comic?

Really though, I can't imagine where the plot would have gone after that.

Fuck the pastebin guy never added the Neighboors fic to the OP pastebin. Anyone got a link to it?

>>11509329
Sorry, I wasn't here and it wasn't in the last thread from what I saw. Link?

>>11509334
don't have it, i was hoping to reread it but i's awol

>>11509329
>>11509334
>>11509339
Luckily I tabbed it when it first got posted and never read it
https://pastebin.com/YeLjZF9r

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>>11508065
I'M FUCKING INVINCIBLE

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>>11509892

I think Bonsworth is a qt.

>>11507344
Did he ever mention what he thinks April sounds like?

>>11509892
LIKE I SAID, KIDS ARE CRUEL, JACK. AND I'M VERY IN TOUCH WITH MY INNER CHILD.

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>>11507344
>Bonbon
>Kristen Schaal

I mean, it does fit, but I really don't know how I or my boner should feel about reading her lines in that voice.

>"Oh don't mind me, Foxy, please continue"
>Mangle rested his head in his hand, and his elbows in the lip of the bathroom vent
>On his face, a smug grin. In his hand, a camera set to record
>Your hands were also full, in one hand your held your face red with embarrassment
>In your other, your achingly hard manhood
>He watched you expectedly, and in spite of yourself you resumed your mid-shower stroke
>"Tell me, Foxy, which charming lady gas your attention?"
>Why did it feel so good?
>"Was it Chica? The charming young lady that had stolen a kiss?"
>oh god...
>You've never been this hard before. Every stroke sent a jolt through you and made your knees
>"Perhaps Bonnie, the responsible woman any man would be crazy to not desire"
>Your hands were sticky with precum, the set sound barely audible over the running shower
>"Maybe April, who comforted you and let you bury your face in her bosom..."
>Your breathing was getting heavier
>It was getting hard to think
>Mangle drew closer, leering at you with lidded eyes
>"Or possibly..."
>A single finger ran down your back, claw leaving a stinging line behind it
>"...Its Me."
>Mangle locked eyes with you as you came thrusting against your clenched fist
>His grin grew wider as you managed to hit his chin with your release
>The two of you stayed like that, staring at each other as you rode out your climax
>Eventually you went soft again, but the image of Mangle licking your cum off his fingers made you twitch still
>as he disappeared back into the vent you could hear his chuckling
>"And don't worry, Foxy. I hear that it's good for the skin~"

>>11509362
Adding it!

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>>11507344
>>11510565
stare at pic related while listening for maximum effect

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P3z_UDlP-uQ

>>11510762
>Bonbon tells a bunch of dumb jokes then talks about her taint for 5 minutes

Absolute perfection.

>>11507344
>Olivia Wilde with Beanie

Maybe it's her performance in Bojack as Charlotte that's making me uncertain on this, but I think she's a better fit for maybe April. Authoritative when she needs to be, but soft and matronly.

A mix of the first two seems about right though.

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>>11507344
Adam Baldwin is too dignified for Rackham, I see him sounding more like a young Gary Busey.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BSNQ3F0DWPE

>>11508489
Some completely unrelated animal lady.
Several inhabitants of the apartments are still butthurt about it

>>11508489
Bonnibel was the first one to kiss him because she's a sllllllllllllllllut.

>>11510762
Wow hearing it now it's hard to imagine Bonbon sounding like anyone else

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>>11513102
>Bonnibel was the first one to kiss him
Au contraire

>>11513213
>Au contraire
Go back to the kitchen, Freddy. Adults are talking here.

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>>11513213
On the lips you rube.

>>11513213
*that he was awake for

>>11513617
I'm afraid to ask where else mangle would kiss him

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>>11514779
On the cheek, of course. What kind of girl do you take him for?

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Who needs a date when your best boys all live in your bedroom?

>>11515080
oh my GOD
the ONLY Weaver crossover I care about is Roommates and Pack Street

>>11515191
But Birds aren't evolved in Zootopia!
And there aren't any Monkies so MIke can't use that excuse!

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>>11515080
THATS HOT

>TFW been playing Dangan Ronpa 2
>Can't unhear Bonbon as Monomi and Peanut as Monokuma

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>>11515080
>having an up day and felling a little horny
>starting giving yourself some
>suddenly the clinical trial medication starts kicking in

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>>11515191
>>11515238

>>11515080
this is the kind of thing ive been lurking for thank you oh man the world needs more bonnibel

>>11515080
So we've confirmed Bonnibel is a slut.

>>11515359
>The stuffed animals start moving on their own
>Through the drug induced haze you hear them mumbling about "taking care of the patient's needs"
>They begin moving down towards your needy groin, struggling to remove your panties with their fingerless stubs
>As they all begin to "alleviate the problem", the bliss in your addled mind skyrockets as you feel the various soft cloths rubbing against your entrance
>It becomes hard to focus or come up with questions as to why this is happening
>The rest of the room melts away in a blur as you enjoy the ride of pleasure

>Mike comes in to check on you, accidentally forgetting to knock before entering
>While you were stuck in an incoherent daze of lust and medicinal drugs, unable to perceive anything more than a few feet away from you, Mike is frozen in silent shock as he watches you rub your privates with various stuffed toys
>Quietly, he leaves the room without another word and closes the door behind him

>>11507344
Honestly this just seems like bullshit. None of this fits with the characters. Also holy fuck American celebrity accents are shit!

>>11515575
This is going to wind up with her stumbling around the apartment in a haze with a plush toy pressed to each boob and one jammed up her snootch, isn't it?

>>11515080
Damn bonny is fucking lanky.

>>11515080
If that's what Bonnie's happy dreams look like, then I wonder what her nightmares are?

https://youtu.be/Rt_1qRVdIBs

>>11515738
>triggered brit
stay mad, limey

>>11515862
There's nothing wrong with being angry at awful shit, american

>>11515894
>my opinions are objectively good

>>11515738
>>11515894
>how DARE other parts of the world have accents and voices I'm not accustomed to!

>>11515764
>Mike tries to persuade Chiclet that something needs to be done before Bonnibel hurts herself
>Chiclet agrees that it's obscene, but this is the best "up day" she's appeared to have had in a long time
>Argues that as long as someone keeps an eye on her and makes sure she doesn't hurt herself, there's no harm in it other than embarrassed feelings from everyone else until she eventually zonks herself out asleep
>Frederick says something, but Mike thinks he's agreeing with Chiclet

>Meanwhile Bonnibel is on the trip of her life
>Both of her small breasts are each attended to by one of the living stuffed toys
>While her vagina is being handled by one other, who she tries to keep close by keeping him pinned between her thighs while shuffling about slowly through the apartment
>She doesn't even realize that she's moving with her legs
>She feels completely still while she drifts through a tunnel of slowly changing, pleasant colors
>Some appear to be a physical shape, but quickly melt into a pool of colors mixed in among the various other colors in her vision
>It becomes a challenge to keep her mouth closed
>A stupid, sloppy grin decorates her face while her sensitive nipples and genitals are touched by the various soft and coarse fabrics of the living toys and their small appendages
>Her head and mind feel light, but not in a negative way
>Rather, she feels like there's no worries or concerns
>No reason to be sad or upset; the thought of any emotion past happiness seems alien to her
>She sometimes hears a voice far off in the distance, rarely the murky, differently colored form of someone quickly passing by in the colors, but they were too infrequent in appearance to be of concern

>>11515351
Which Apartment goers would survive a killing game I wonder?

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>>11515894
Here's a revised list that should be much more to your discerning taste.

>>11516601
>Bonbon
>Daniel Craig

Wot

I'm not even gonna bother checking the others yet until I get an answer as to why she's voiced by a James Bond.

>>11516101
>Chiclet goes out shopping and takes Frederick with her for some heavy lifting
>Mike double checks to make sure nobody's home
>goes up to Bonnibel while she's zonked out on the couch
>pulls a stuffed toy away from her bunny cunny
>ignores her incoherent protests and weakly grasping hands
>shoves his dick into her
>goes balls deep in a single thrust
>she yelps and starts scrambling to push him away
>Mike rides her flailing form like a ship in a storm
>her resistance only makes him more erect
>she begins to cry, her psychedelic trip turning into a horrible nightmare
>as she covers her face and cries Mike pounds into her with as much force as he can
>his cockhead starts pounding against her womb's entrance
>empties deep inside of her with a groan
>after a moment's pause pulls himself out and forces her legs behind her head
>uses his own cum and her juices as lube to shove his dick up her ass
>Bonnibel lets out a strangled yell and begins struggling again
>Mike ruts her ass to completion
>admires the dual-creampie leaking from both holes
>shoves the head of one of the plushes up each entrance
>Foxglove falls from a ceiling vent at that moment
>hand between her legs rubbing furiously, spastically twitching and riding the waves of her own orgasm
>gives Mike a sticky high five
>when Chiclet and Frederick get back they both lie about what happened
>Bonnibel never learns the truth
>this happens every time she takes her meds

>>11515774
Did you not read the story?

>>11516874
To be fair the art is incredibly inconsistent with the story to the point that it may as well be disregarded.

>>11516601
Just put Nolan North or Ryan Reynolds as Mike.

>>11517002
>Nolan North
What the fuck do you think this is, TF2? He can't voice EVERYBODY.

>>11516746
>Bonbon somehow wins the Mikebowl and gets in bed with him
>Before they commence the bangin', she informs Mike that her voice changes while on a sex high
>Something she discovered not long after discovering masturbation, and has been embarrassed about ever since
>Mike reassures her that it's nothing to be embarrassed about
>The sexin' begins
>As Bonbon nears her climax, she starts muttering something quietly to herself
>Between thrusts and panting, Mike asks her to speak up
>"Go faster" she says, in a masculine, English accent, causing Mike to come to a complete stop
>His mind frozen in a flurry of questions while his dick is still wedged between her folds, he's not sure if he should keep going or take another moment to comprehend the situation

>>11516908
>the art is incredibly inconsistent with the story
fucking lmao

>>11517112
>character's proportions and sizes vary significantly, especially compared to each other
>some characters look entirely different from their art
Yeah, incredibly inconsistent. You got a problem with that?

>>11517010
Okay then, is Scott Mcneil better?

>>11517147
I have a problem with you stirring the pot. Is it a slow night over at /5N@F/?

>>11515738
It's not "Mind Your Language".
Unless you want Fred with a Russian accent, Mangle a Spaniard and Beanie talking like an Indian tech support.

roommates takes place in an america analog

they reference and indictate multiple times that they are in america, born in america and raised in america

why the fuck would any of them be eurofags

>>11517010
You're right. Get Troy Baker and Jennifer Hale too.

>>11517147
>things that never happened

Sorry, weaver's sperg, you just missed him. Feel free to oogle his post while you masturbate yourself to sleep tonight, though, if it helps you cope.

>>11517205
Because when you hold "page down" to get to the end of the chapter as fast as you can so you can shit in the comments, you tend not to notice trivial little things like "continuity" or "details" or "the story".

>>11517156
I'm not the sperg, I'm just saying.
>>11517255
Were you not here for that one anon's attempts at creating a height chart for the characters a few weeks ago? They failed miserably because heights vary from picture to picture and only sometimes reflect the story. If you search the Roommates tag on the booru and compare a few images of the same character side by side you'll notice that most of them have different proportions from image to image. On top of that you've got some rather egregious examples that stand out like Mango being drawn skinny in most pictures and both Mangle-derivatives being white in the story but pink in the art.

>>11517205
>why the fuck would any of them be eurofags
Didn't you read his post? Those voices clearly don't fit the characters, and obviously an anon knows the characters better than the guy who wrote the story in the first place.

>>11517375
>Were you not here for that one anon's attempts at creating a height chart for the characters a few weeks ago?
That faggot was bitching at Weaver in the Ao3 comments for one, too. Probably the same guy.

>>11516345
Rackham for sure. He reminds me too much of Byakuya. Plus he's fast as fuck, boi.

>>11517381
If Poke said April sounded like Gilbert Gottfried that wouldn't fit her at all, no matter how funny the image is. Authors can be wrong about characters they created, and that goes double for someone like Poke who didn't even create the characters in the first place.

>>11517561
>strawmen

He wasn't going for "funny," every choice was reasonable. Just because you don't personally agree doesn't mean you get to declare "death of the author" in an attempt to divorce him from his own work so you can declare your headcanon as canon.

>Authors can be wrong about characters they created

Also, this is fucking retarded. This is you trying to lay claim to someone else's imagination.

>>11517728
It's a good thing Weaver is the one who created the characters and Poke just wrote some fanfiction about them, huh? :^)

>>11517561
If Poke's opinion doesn't count for shit, why should some anon's on a message board?

>>11517946
I'm glad we're in agreement that everybody's opinions matter as little as each other's.

>>11517972
Shut up, nobody cares what you think.

>>11517561
>arguing this hard because you don't like what someone hears in their head when they're writing something
holy shit, you're the literal fucking thought police

>>11517494
would Mike be Makoto then?
But that would mean April would be Kirigiri!

>>11518011
I'm not even the dude who doesn't like Poke's choices, I'm just defending him. The one's here arguing hard because they don't like someone else's internal voice aren't me.

>>11517946
>implying anybody cares about Poke's opinion
>implying anybody would have even read it if not for Weaver and his characters
Like it or not, it's his show now, anon.

>>11518366
>now
It was always Weaver's show

>>11518366
Eh, if someone pitched it right I would. Sure I enjoy it more because I get the source material but it's a good standalone story. Though it'd be weird for the jokes like how there's multiple instances of similarly-nicknamed characters. Man I don't get all this butthurt about weaver

>>11518410
People get butthurt about him because like it or not he's got a cult following that goes everywhere he goes solely to interact with him and not because they care about the fandom they've joined. Then they'll start a circlejerk and slowly take over any and all discussion they can and derail what they can't. It was like that with MLP, it was like that with FNAF, it was like that with Undertale, and it was like that with Zootopia. The dude himself is fine, but the groupies he's got are pure cancer.

>>11518562
The only time I've seen any real meta commentary here, at least, is when someone's griping about weaver's fanclub

>>11518052
Mike would obviously be the protagonist, whether it's Makoto or Hajime. April would indeed be Kyoko both for their scars and detective work.

>>11518639
It bears remembering that this place is a containment thread for /5N@F/.

>>11518707
>It bears remembering that this place is a containment thread for /5N@F/.
Which is, in itself, a containment thread for /vg/ and by extension all of 4chan.

>>11518366
>what is reading comprehension

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>>11518562
maybe if he stopped jumping from bandwagon to bandwagon, this wouldn't happen

yes, people are allowed to like different things, but the problem with Weaver is that as soon as "the next big thing" comes along, he completely drops everything else and focuses on that new big thing, pissing off the previous fandoms he was part of because he stops doing stuff for those fandoms

>>11518707
>containment
No not really. You forget, or are ignoring, that before the AO3 run, Roommates had a full run on /vg/ without any real incident.
On the AO3 run, a sperg made the first thread here and since we can post smut it stayed. Which is funny: if this thread hadn't been made, the roommates discussion on /vg/ would have died down by now, no new content would have been generated (or at least considerably less), and things would be back to normal. Also it became pretty obvious that the person shitting up the /fnaf/ thread was the same one that started shitting up this thread. So...I guess it IS a containment thread. Just not for Roommates.

>>11518871
>He stops doing the things I want him to do so fuck him.
Boy howdy never get tired of THESE fuckwits...

>>11518871
Ah. Explains all the Loud House, BATIM, and NITW art he's made.

>>11518366
>implying anybody cares about Poke's opinion
>implying anybody would have even read it if not for Weaver and his characters
I thought the sperg narrative was "Weaver didn't do any of the work and Poke did everything". Did a new order come down from Asshole Central Command?

>>11518896
Roommates had it's /vg/ run without incidence, but then Poke killed a lot of the good will people had towards him when he deleted the original pastes without any warning for no good reason and then lied about putting them back up.

>>11518896
The thread literally got made because of the "it's another Roommates thread" shitposting and one of those shitposters started saying to go /trash/. Eventually one of the shitposters made this thread. At the time, said shitposter just wanted a porn dump but you guys managed to keep things going after the fact.

>>11519192
>but then Poke killed a lot of the good will people had towards him
>not "Poke pissed off people who didn't like him anyway"
Revisionist history is a hell of a drug. You forget that the thread's fucking shitters were spam reporting the story in its twilight chapters to keep it deleted. He also never promised he'd put the "originals" back up because he explained to Sy the "originals" don't really exist anymore.

>>11519342
>He also never promised he'd put the "originals" back up because he explained to Sy the "originals" don't really exist anymore.
That screencap also showed that he did promise to put them back up on Pastebin afterwards though.

>>11519342
Are you kidding? When it first happened there were a lot of people unhappy about it, and it wasn't just in the thread, either. People who were fans of Roommates and praised Poke's writing turned sour real fast.

>>11519342
Even if the "originals" didn't exist by the end of the /vg/ run due to editing throughout its lifespan, what could have been so wrong with leaving behind the final draft of the version /5N@F/ ended the story with?

>>11519356
>That screencap also showed that he did promise to put them back up on Pastebin afterwards though.
I wasn't aware there was a statute of limitations on doing something for furry fanfiction. Besides, the story finished its Ao3 run like what, a month ago? Maybe he's been taking a break?

>>11519379
>People who were fans of Roommates and praised Poke's writing turned sour real fast.
Ah yes, "true fans".

>>11519497
>what could have been so wrong with leaving behind the final draft of the version /5N@F/ ended the story with?
I don't really see what difference it makes. Are "fans of Roommates" and "praisers of Poke's writing" really that fucking butthurt they don't have the original so they can scrutinize every single jot and tittle for autistic lorefag reasons? I really want to kown.

>>11519525
Maybe some people would rather just read it on Pastebin.

>>11519525
>they're not real fans because they stopped liking Poke after he did something they didn't like
C'mon dude, really?

>>11519525
Are you retarded or something?

>>11519525
Do you really not see an issue with what Poke did? None at all?

>>11519556
>>11519576
>>11519600
>each post roughly a minute apart
I await the lazily-constructed mspaint screenshot with (You) to prove otherwise.

>>11519342
>he explained to Sy the "originals" don't really exist anymore.
Who?

>>11519608
>can't defend so leaps to samefag accusations

>>11519525
Maybe I want the option to read the version that was written for people familiar with the characters and what they were based on, instead of the version where they had to make Mike aware of and okay with Mangle's side business because AO3 got triggered as absolute fuck over Foxglove.

>>11519608
Retard confirmed

>>11519608
Dude, why are you white-knighting Poke so hard? it's possible to like the guy and still admit that he made some shitty decisions.

>>11519608
You're a special kind of stupid

See? Only when people start complaining ABOUT poke and weaver does the thread derail, and the only time they're brought up is when the sperg makes a visit.

>>11519661
The thread derailed when people insulted someone for daring to not think that every choice Poke made for who sounded like what was perfect.

>>11519680
>daring to not think
So where you on the american or brit side? Because it clearly stopped being about voices and someone took it as a chance to complain (again) about poke and weaver.

>>11519742
I was on the "I don't care at all" side, but if you trace this particular shitposting up it started with >>11517205. The thread was just starting to move on when they posted.

>>11519782
no, it started here>>11515738

Everything up to that point was
>here's some voices
>oh cool, but I think this voice would be better

Then the eurosperg showed up and demanded the entire world revolve around his worldview and opinions. It all went downhill from there.

guys, guys, here's a thought:
less drama, more lewds

Please?

>>11513027
I imagined Rackam as a bit more of Steve Buscemi.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wWY69mTr5gM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jMo_HcRBnUY

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>>11519894
A novel idea, but I'm willing to try it.

>>11519927
that... actually works

I wasn't too sure at first since I thought he sounded too high pitched, but it kind of fits Rackham's skinny weasely ass. Still think he should sound more on the scratchy side, though.

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>>11519963

>>11519963
>>11520046
>tfw still triggered by the fact that Weaver has no idea how this shit works

>>11519782
Yeah exactly. It shifted from the voices to the author. That said I might as well throw my shit opinions into this mess concerning voices. I don't have a proper character reference for some so my shit descriptions will have to do.

>Mike: Cranky and kind of gravelly.

>Chiclet: kind of like Tohko from akiba's trip. That "average girl" voice used in the animus
>Bonnibel: light, airy, high-pitched without being squeaky. I've heard it before but I can't remember where. Ijustremembereditsfluttershydontjudgeme
>Freddy: Deep and polite french. Imagine a male speaker on a "How to speak French" tape.
>Foxglove: trans-Atlantic accent. Deep enough to be a bit androgynous but not deep enough to not sound female.

>Bonsworth: Wander from Wander over Yander. Maximum southern cornball
>Cheeky: Hard brooklyn accent. Harley Quinn.
>Faz: Deep and hoarse, kind of raspy. Winston from Overwatch, but after yelling at the sky for a solid day.
>Haddock: Mr Krabs, but younger-sounding

>Chichi: Light and peppy. The kind of pleasant voice you'd hear advertise butter on TV early in the morning.
>Mr Fazbear: Like mike, he's cranky and gravelly. Has a slight Bostonian accent.
>Rackham: Jack Sparrow
>Beanie: Mandy, but more nasally and deadpan.

>Bonbon: Maximum valley girl. She said she was described as a bimbo before in a mini.
>Peanut: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z3TdJSil8Jk
>Mango: Same accent as Foxglove, but higher and nicely girlish.
>Goose: Breathy and airy. The female hippie in https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qonjW4vhltE without the hippie mannerisms.

Anyways that's where my brain went with voices.

>>11518562
>People get butthurt about him because like it or not he's got a cult following that goes everywhere he goes solely to interact with him and not because they care about the fandom they've joined. Then they'll start a circlejerk and slowly take over any and all discussion they can and derail what they can't.
I see this repeated all the time and never, ever backed up. It's like this fucking boogeyman story that doesn't even have to be true. Undertale, MLP, FNAF, Zootopia, all these fandoms were just fine with or without Weaver. Undertale threads were never "choked out" by Weaver's sycophantic followers you claim drown threads in their worship. Zootopia's other content creators were not chased away or forgotten by Weaver's presence or his fans. Plenty of other artists and creators thrive, plenty of other conversations and topics go on, and plenty of people are still there. I don't imagine anons like you are ever going to drop that dressed up little make-believe narrative you keep pushing, though.

>>11520180
I suppose I can't reason you out of your opinion when you didn't use reason to get it.

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Oh my fucking god.
Who cares?
You know what the real injustice is? Chiclet gets all the attention on her tits when most of the title-cards with her have GREAT FUCKING LEGS! Where's my delicious drumsticks? How do I summon a drawfag to quench this thirst for chicken-legs?

>>11520217
>This thing happens all the time! And it'll definitely happen again
No, it's never happened in all the times when it supposedly would/should have
>You're delusional, I'm rational
Well good to know.

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>>11520260
All of them!

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>>11520322
EVERY SINGLE ONE!
Holy shit how has this just gone overlooked for so long?

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>>11520094
I hear you m8, but I'm a thirsty faggot and there's not really a lot of Rackham to work with so I'm willing to let it slide.

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Just...fuck my shit up! Anyways I'm going to sleep, and if this thread isn't full of Chiclet's perfect legs when I wake up I'm going to do jack shit because I'm just some anon on a Mongolian basket-weaving graffiti wall.

But I'll be disappointed in you niggas.

>>11520439
Stupid thirsty freacken.

>>11520439
Damn son, go to bed.

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>>11520439
Go for the gold, Mike

I mean, what could possibly go wrong this time?

>>11520128
My Haddock voice is 100% the ghost shopkeeper from the Howling Abyss in LoL. Couldn't imagine anything else while I was reading roommates.

https://youtu.be/atFhEUJaCoo

>>11520094
You some kinda expert on suckin' dick, son?
No but seriously please elaborate. I'm curious now.

>>11504117
https://youtu.be/Yl1mH0DROQM
https://youtu.be/uDg_7Qrh7FA
totally agree

>>11521233
needs a bit more goovy in it and then its perfect

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>>11520439
damn she is tall

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Them legs

>>11520260
This

>>11521469
Mike is the perfect height.

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>>11521471
Top tier gams

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>>11521717

>>11518707
>>11518823
I'm still upset they're named /5n@f/ and not /fnafg/. They are like the most complex general to ctrl+f on /vg/!

Which character deserved more love than they got the most

>>11522142
Everyone from the fourth apartment. Bonbon is literally the only one with any development. Mango is a Mangle clone, Peanut just sleeps and wears tuxedos and Goose has no presence.

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>>11522064
Why not search for "freddy" instead? Or better yet, use catalog.neet.tv and a filter to keep the thread pinned.

>>11522275
This. As much as I'd like to get more chiclet appreciation, those three need something. Especially goose.

>>11522312
>more Chiclet appreciation
She is without a doubt one of the most popular characters in the story already. You might as well be asking for more content with Bonbon.

>>11522357
I know. That's why I said "more love".

>>11521091
Sorry, I went to sleep after posting that.
Anyways, the lipstick is being applied in the exact wrong order. Rackham can't apply red and then go further down the shaft to make a ring of orange without smearing the fuck out of the red lipstick already there. If he continued with every color of the rainbow then he'd just have purple at the base and everything else would have washed off. You gotta go purple to red and base to tip.

>>11523265
incidentally, i do know this, but the second version was a lazy edit because the first wasn't satisfactory
it's wrong but i'm not gonna lose any sleep over it because drawing it at all was trying to throw a bone

>>11523476
Don't let my intebse autism bother you. I've got a lot of porn I can no longer e joy because of stuff like that.

>>11518699
From what I've played Mike would totally be more of a Hajime than a Makoto.

>>11518699
>>11524001
I think Mike would be a Kaede.

>>11524093
Who?

>>11516345
>The apartment goers wake up with no memories of their time before the apartments/jeremies
>Mike doesn't have any of his memories from the Roommates universe, while still lacking a ton of memories from his time in his home universe
Hmmm, it could work!
Though, would the Monokuma stand in be a animal or a human robot?

>>11524485
>Hmmm, it could work!

No it couldn't.

Here, have some copypasta. It's not 100% applicable, but the core point still holds true.

>But if it doesn't retain enough of the original material, it starts to feel more like an original story that's coasting on existing characters or settings for the sake of "hey, remember these guys and these places? They sure are popular, right?"

>If you want to tell an edgy story, go for it. I'll evaluate it on its own merits. But don't expect me to take it seriously if everything else that makes the characters and the setting unique and compelling gets sucked out or painted over. It shows at best a fundamental misunderstanding of what makes those characters or setting unique in the first place, and at worst a crass crutch that says "I'm too lazy to build important parts of my own narrative, so I'll just use these popular ones and people will eat it up."

>>11524888
That's a copypasta about fanfiction in general, isn't it?

/fn@f/ here
you guys had any big shit storms recently? doing a survey because its been quiet as hell over in /vg/

>>11525172
Oh all the time. Something about someone named bobay and starchy, rantings about weaver, and just general shit stirred up. Considering it had been kind of quiet for the last few days I kind of had hoped his connection got IRMA'd but nah.

>>11525172
Nigga what the fuck is wrong with you?

>>11525191
>Considering it had been kind of quiet for the last few days
Past few days the Zoot threads have been getting it nonstop, probably quit chceking here because its not as active and stopped checking /vg/ because its more moderated

>>11525224
Oh. Well dang I guess he'll loop back around eventually.

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I want to feed Haddock haddock!

>>11525385
I wonder if Haddock has [spoiler]hadcock[\spoiler]?

>>11525424
Barring any kind of medical condition, he's bound to have had one at some point.

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Everytime someone says Haddock I think about him.

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>>11520439
Chica's chicas are kinda tiny here.

Especially when compared to these massive mams she's sporting in >>11520322 >>11520260

>>11525471
I meant if he took it, y'know?
Like up the butt

>>11525583
That's literally who he's named for, so...

>>11525471
Surprise! Haddock's been a cuntboy all along!

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>>11525837
I like the way you think.

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>/5N@F/ took the sperg back
Good.

>>11526452
Not good, now he's going to be recharged and come back here with new material. That is to say, the exact same material but with more autism than before.

>>11526452
It's not good no matter where he posts. Dude's a plague.

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I am being plagued by this

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>>11526592
No shame in wanting to get a faceful of mango's mangos. She's juicy everywhere

>>11525583
Well crap, now I'm gonna be reading his lines with this voice on the mind

https://youtube.com/watch?v=LBGyPZkpWz8

Considered if the 3D movie's Serkis voice would fit or not, but I don't think it suits his stature very well. I think it's the accent.

>>11527172
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3CnMIQYLIw4
I like the dutch voice more

So why was Rackham wearing a Chica's clothes in chapter 40? And more importantly are there any fanart or fanfics of Rackham being railed hard while in a dress?

>>11527563
Reference to rackham thirst that polarized the vg thread.

No. Op has a fic with mike as a fox, sou there's that

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>>11527563
look further fag

>>11527617
>rackham thirst
why go for the edgy asshole when the kind and caring bunny who conveniently cant run away from you is right there

>>11527808
No one knows

>>11525837
This needs art!

>>11527808
Sadly, shit taste is the norm it seems

>>11526592
best piece of roommates art

>>11524888
I mean, it's still a fish out of water story where Mike has to live with the others and learn to adapt, the only thing that really changes is the body count.

>>11527563
I plan on making a did where Rackham gets caught cross-dressing by Mike again and things get more heated. I plan on Cheeky being involved too, though I haven't figured out how its all gonna go down.

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>>11526592

>>11529192
A shame the braces didn't stay.

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>>11527808
>he doesn't want the scrawny asshole fuccboi with a heart of gold to sit in his lap so he can give Rackham a handjob and tenderly fondle his stump while the two of you watch pro poker
I guess I'll never understand some people.

>>11529548
>not playing strip poker with both Bonsworth and Rackham with the loser getting spitroasted
>not losing on purpose

>>11529548
You couldn't have made that any more unappealing sounding.

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>>11526592
>>11528588
>Nipples as wide as a dime (even bigger concerning the 2nd picture)
>Areola that's nearly as big as a human palm

Fuckin' nice.

>>11529725
Big areolae are the best. Especially when they peek out.

wud u a fritzine?

>>11529725
>>11529746
My niggas. Two things I like about weaver's stuff: Huge areola and nicely thick pubes. Hopefully he decides to draw Caimon again. She's technically roommates canon

>>11529762
I would if I could, because clang+southern accent+mechanic makes this anon's dick hard. But considering she'd try to rip my "extra parts" off and she's lacking in the extra parts I need I'd have to give a strong NO to it.

>>11529548
I grew up around dogs, they're great but they're disgusting. Good boys are NOT for sexual.

>>11529787
>Two things I like about weaver's stuff: Huge areola and nicely thick pubes
Yep. Yep, this. He tends to give them to girls that fit but honestly I'd take them on nearly anybody.
I wonder what sort of bush and areola each of the Roommates girls has under there. Probably a good variety.

>>11529885
Allow me to channel some autism
>Chiclet has fat areola and perky nips, but is fairly smooth downstairs. She used to be a party girl so keeping things presentable would be habit.
>Foxglove is a mystery,
>Bonnibel has tiny nips, and areola, and a surprisingly crafted bush. She's a kind of bad at keeping up with those things, but she's no slob.
>April has huge areola and a fluffy bush to match her dewlap...or would, but she's smooth down there because burns.

>Cheeky's Huge and bushy. Pretty sure there's actually a picture of that one.

>Beanie is tiny areola, but super perky nips and is modestly fuzzy. Not too neat and trim, but some magical forest. She's not expecting action, but she's not going to just let herself go.
>Chichi has fairly normal nips, and plumage. Nothing too special going on, and molting probably affects that too.

>Bonbon has has larger areola, but not that much larger than average. Her downstairs is a testiment to the effort she puts into maintaining her body.
>Goose is has big nips and areola, as well as a fairly decent bush. She's pretty chill and was chiclet's partner-in-crime, and being blind makes grooming a little difficult. She's not horrible, but hey, think of it like a down pillow you can stick your dick into.
>Mango's got the biggest ones, and has her fair bit of fox fluff trimmed into a heart.

Anyways I'm going to go commit sudoku for putting this much thought into this.

>>11530064
Now do the boys.

>>11504841
>Bonworth conspires to get Mike in his room
>with no legs
>times it improperly
>Mike walks in while one leg is in the corner and the other's in Bonworth's hand
>"Ah, Mike, I see you've...caught me. Now, I, I wanted to be clear, now that I'm all helpless and at your mercies-"
>"You still have one leg...?"
>bonworth throws the leg into the other corner and grins desperately
>"IwantedtobesuresinceI'matyourmercies aaah...that there were no hard feelings over previous events, and you definitely don't want to violate me."
>Mike's expression is blank and vaguely confused.
>"Violate...you?"
>"Yes! Violate-me. You know. While I'm all...helpless. Unable to get away. Forced to squirm, and cry, knowing nobody's gonna come to-"
>"Cheeky's literally right outside."
>"Mike, you're a tremendous spoilsport. Now do you want to fuck me or not."

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>>11530117
Fine. Numbers were never my strongsuit anyways. Since Weaver doesn't pay much attention to dudenips, assume they're average unless stated otherwise.

>Mike: Keeps that shit trim. He'd be perfect if he didn't fear letting foxglove near his junk.
>Frederick: Neat and trim. Having a forest isn't going to do him any favors with how he works out.
>Foxglove: it's a mystery.

>Faz: Neat and trim. Surgeries and trips to the doctor make it just convenient for all parties involved.
>Bonworth: Fluffy, but sticking to the old-timey standard he keeps his fashion with.
>Haddock: Cheeky helps him out, but that shit is neat and trim and in the shape of a pirate ship. She's kind of proud of it.

>Mr Fazbear: Bushy, but trimmed in a neat and respectable way. Like a beard, but for his dick. Has a treasure trail.
>Rackham. Nips are puffy, which is why he doesn't seem fond of shirts. Kind of wild down there, given his slackadasical tendencies.

>Peanut: Surprisingly neat. The guy cares about trying to emulate Mr Fazbear so he figures his junk is well-trimmed. Kind of large areola.

>Marion doesn't have body hair at all.

Also I forgot Nisha.
>Nisha: Ties with Mango for fattest areola, and has a classic porn-star's bush down stairs.

>>11530265
thankies

>>11529192
FUCK! Thanks!

>>11530578
I scrolled right past this. Nerd Bonnie is always welcome.

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>>11530064
>Cheeky's Huge and bushy. Pretty sure there's actually a picture of that one.
Cheeky's got stubble in the stuff Weaver's drawn.

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>>11530728
That doesn't make any sense at all, when you think about it.

>>11530765
They've mentioned being plucked before...though that implies a lot of unpleasantness

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>>11530728
Yeah I guess I had the wrong hen. Still stubble doesn't make sense for feathers. Just being smooth? Sure; uniform feather size downstairs.
But Cheeky what did you do? Wait didn't she mention curling irons once?

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Who is best boy and why is it Rackham?

>>11530881
youre close anon, but not quite
Haddock is best boy

>>11530881
Haddock 'cause despite having that thing he's still nice and genuinely helpful. Also he's not a FAGGOT.

>>11530910
I want to say Haddock isn't for sexual but I already went and fapped to both his nsfw fics.
I'm going to hell.

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>>11530881
It's not. It's Haddock. If it weren't for him, Mike would have never started investigating Jeremy Human. On top of that, Haddock give him the advice he needed to escape the robots. And Mike even got him a damn ship for the party. Haddock is the best boy in the story by virtue of only doing good things.

Rackham's a cunt.
>>11530910
My nigga. I can't find that one image of him late in the story but you need to protect Haddock's smile.

I think Bonworth is best boy desu

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>>11530879
>stubble doesn't make sense for feathers
shhhhhh
just go with it

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>>11530938
Twitchy boy

>>11530936
What NSFW pics.

>>11531023
Fic, anon FIC, with an "f". Someone wrote some lewd haddock/is writing some lewd haddock.

>>11530995
god I wanna hug him
hug him very carefully though

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>>11530987
>You will never have her tied up downstairs in your basement for you to rape over and over again.
>You will never pump her full of your seed repeatedly until she gets knocked up
>You will never use her tears as lube

>>11530995
I love the way weav draws claw/fingertips

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>>11530765
>>11530879
makes plenty of sense

it's just not sexy at all

>>11531046
Uh. Link them.
Asking for a friend.

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>>11531140
>YWN breed Chiclet to have baby chicken nuggers
>YWN see the look on her face as she studies the newborn
>YWN become a family man to her and a daughter birb
>YWN then hear her say "Since baby birdy loves mommy's milk, I know you'll love daddy's milk much more."

Darn shame it all is.

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>>11531427
Don't you fuckin start with that shit

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>>11532229
TONIGHT... CHICLET.

>>11529192
B-bombay?

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>>11530924
My fanfiction says otherwise.

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>>11532453
Have I mentioned recently my headcanon voice for Jeremy Human is Hand Banana

>>11532517
L i n k p l s

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>>11532453
>>11532546
Yeah, uh, how 'bout you go back up on stage for the night, okay? Yah hear me Jeremy?

>>11532916
>beanie talks like Carl

I think these threads have just about run their course. Weaver's stopped making new FNAF/Roommates content and has said himself he's moved on. We've had just about all the discussion we can reasonably have about these characters and there's only so many times we can say "I wish Mango got a little more screen time". I think it's time to lay these threads down. They had a good run and we've enjoyed the story, but the well is dry.
It's been a pleasure.

>>11532966
I mean Neighbors is a thing so if it gets enough traction we can talk about that I guess. Shitty as it may be.

>>11532966
I dunno man, I've still got a couple fics left in me, but at the same time I realize these threads aren't gonna (and shouldn't) last forever.

>>11532744
Shore Leave isn't my work, but it's a necessary prequel to Cabinboy Haddock, which is.

Look in the Pastebin.

>>11533283
You could always just do what people did before and post them in the /vg/ thread

>>11530140
Underrated

>>11532966
>Weaver's stopped making new FNAF/Roommates content
>ignoring >>11520439
>thinking weaver's the only one that can make content

Hi weaver's sperg. Trying a new approach I see. Be sure to stop by next thread to tell us how that works out.

>>11532966
>Weaver's stopped making new FNAF/Roommates content
I mean I agree that we're slowing down and we shouldn't force this to live forever, but there's literally new Weaver content in this very thread.

>>11533222
What IS Neighbors, anyways? I'm kind of out of the loop on a lot of things.

>>11533479
>ignoring >>11520439
That's old, anon, sorry

>>11533576

isnt this one new >>11515080 ?

>>11532966
there hasn't been a new FNAF game in a year. These threads will die on their own anyways.

>>11533479
>anyone who says something I don't agree with must be Weaver's sperg sowing chaos into our very midst
Is it just me or have these threads gotten a lot more paranoid and shitty lately?

>>11533576
No, it's new.

https://boards.fireden.net/vg/search/username/weaver/filename/mistletoe/filter/text/

>>11533645
>sockpuppet circlejerking

you give it away pretty hard when all you do is talk about how shitty the threads are and how they should stop

>>11533562
It's a little project my friend and I worked on for a while and we just released the first chapter recently. I think it was added in the writing archive, if you wanna give it a read. It's an alternate universe where Mike never met Chichi after chapter 20 and now he's living with some new people.

>>11533704
>you give it away pretty hard when all you do is talk about how shitty the threads are and how they should stop
>>11519628