Waifu Claiming Thread
Rules:
>fuck off ..
>9/11
>you know the rules by now!
Is that onion? Absolutely disgusting.
>>11485524
>not loving onion
>>11485493
disgusting
>>11485524
>>11485537
eat your vegetables
>>11485536
I don't mind the taste but the texture of cooked onion is repulsive. Also it does not belong anywhere near a hotdog.
>>11485493
>>11485478 #
But you need to be happy with what you're doing!
Well, maybe if you make enough money it would be worth it
...
>>11485562
>what is caramelized onion
>>11485559
i was talking about the hotdog, they're slimy and nasty
>>11485582
Who is this?
>>11485597
Eat your wieners
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Inmv_HVAtiY
>>11485497
air gear
>>11485617
no
i love kumiko!
i should stop posting and do my homework ahhhh
>>11485497
it's nice to see you again
>>11485582
anything that seems to make me happy isn't nearly as practical as a career and I don't have the passion to make it a career either. I'm hoping all works out well and I end up being content with my life decisions.
https://youtu.be/yNi0bukYRnA
>>11485493
Chorizo.....
>>11485694
That's for eggs not hot dogs
>>11485537
elfpire what are your options ?
>>11485712
Thats discrimination
>>11485746
ignore the ones that need to update, not playing them
>>11485712
Sausages can be served on buns too.
>>11485780
Let me serve your buns my sausage ;)
>>11485780
Your ex waifu could serve my buns uwu
>>11485762
I forgot that chorizo is sausage, since I've only ever eaten it mushed up into eggs
>>11485780
i'll serve a sausage on your buns
>>11485771
thought you meant other stuff besides games
skyrim or bioshock 2
>>11485850
i could do other things besides games, im just watching tv right now
>>11485884
stream is up guess I'll watch rick and morty now
what else do you have ?
>>11485794
>>11485797
>>11485799
Really nigga???
>>11485925
*hugs and kisses*
> 10/10 rules
>>11485908
uhhh ive got 5 consoles i could play shit on
>N64, wii, wii u, ps3, xbox 360
or i could just keep sitting here being bored
>>11485925
really, nigga
>>11485979
still games
>>11486000
>checked
there isnt really anything else to do at midnight, besides fap
Morning.
>>11486015
thought you still had a bit of day or something
>>11486061
hey :)
>>11485942
Gtfo fag
>>11485979
Donut be gone
>>11485591
>what is that you're a shit cook
Your literal tastes are shit
>>11486061
Morning, how about this weather? I love when the wind strips the trees of their leaves and knock them down.
>>11486104
nope, im in cst
>>11486133
why would i do that
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rY-FJvRqK0E
>>11486174
You violated my sausage ex-wife
>>11486117
How are you doing?
>>11486140
It's 15 degrees now, not windy at all, predictions say we will get to 30 today.
>>11486228
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y5xV2abShsc
>>11486248
not too well, I might sleep soon, you?
this very cute old woman
>>11486230
hello senpai
>>11486230
did i?
>>11486174
oh well nice I guess
>>11486288
Didn't they like actually beat ash or something recently?
>>11486140
Oh geez you really showed me there wow Mi Liu
>>11486248
Well I'm currently in a hurricane.
Fifteen degrees is super low, where the hell do you live?
>>11486339
Not my fault that you suck at cooking. If the health department allowed it, they could have a monkey doing better than you.
..
>>11486331
you're est arent you? are you gonna get hit by hurricane irma?
>>11486337
not likely, team down syndrome couldnt beat a fire with water
>>11486307
Hi Chichi.
>>11486328
You did. She is offended.
>>11486423
are you safe from the hurricane senpai?
>>11486339
I'm going to need more Rory cutes pls
cut me yuno
>>11486423
Hello tsunmoko
>>11486457
I live on the east coast but nothing has happened here so far. I'm a little disappointed actually.
>>11486476
Hi fag
>Cockona
>>11486373
Oh man I dont even know what to say you sure showed me oh geez oh crackers
>>11486423
should i attempt to give a fuck?
>>11486397
est yes and I don't think so maybe just some rain
>>11486516
How are you this buttmad?
>>11486397
Huh, coulda swore I saw memes about it somewhere
>>11486547
Wow dude like oh my god why this is too much oh man
>>11486539
Please try
>>11486577
Hi Tomoko
>>11486499
i'm glad you are safe
>>11486559
You're acting kinda butthurt.
Do you need a hug
>hugs
>>11486541
are you up north?
>>11486558
idk maybe i havent watched pokemon since like season 2
>>11486577
>
~shinobu
>>11486584
Hello anon
>>11486602
Thanks a lot. Still feel bad for those being fucked by the hurricane tho.
>>11486619
Geez oh man why though think of the children oh my stars
>>11486646
Rory is actual trash and you're a cuck for enjoying harem-shit.
Was that better?
>>11486632
mid part
>>11486632
>
Bitch......
-GunpuraTomo
>>11486711
probly wont have to worry about it at all then, i think hurricane is supposed to head more inland once it gets up florida instead of riding up the east coast
>>11486713
damn, i need a spongebob gif for not giving a fuck
>>11486632
Same, I spent more time on video games than TV shows as a kid, only really started watching a lot of TV whe b Naruto was first coming to CN
>>11486701
Oh my lord oh geez my word my virgin ears mamma mia
>>11486790
hope so
>>11486790
Spongebob is a goldmine for spicy memes
>>11486285
Fine on work already.
>>11486373
Oh I hope it isn't too bad for you. I'm in Spain.
>>11486830
same, these days i just keep my tv on all the time for background noise when im gaming, sometimes i'll look over and watch for a bit if theres something interesting on
>>11486874
even if it does come up at you it'll probly be weak as shit by the time it gets up there
>>11486883
all the best memes are spongebob memes
>>11486889
Oh good luck, I'm going to bed bye bye
>>11486923
worst a tree falls thats about it
it did get a bit cold and I'm not looking forward to winter wish that was never a thing or I could move to warmer places
>>11486923
If I need background noise I just put some music on through YT or turn on a stream
Here
>>11486952
No don't go
>>11486975
Hi Tomoko
>>11486975
Sup
>>11486979
Did you need something?
>>11486966
i'd say move to florida but theres a great reason not to happening right now, i like winter much better than summer
>>11486969
YT/stream uses too much data
>perma mobile struggle
>>11486975
hey tomo
>>11487042
>i like winter much better than summer
My nigga.
>>11486991
Hi anon
>>11487004
Sitting right now. You?
>>11487042
Hi Shinobu.
>>11487042
you are weird
>>11487090
How are you?
>>11487109
Tennis sucks
>>11487113
I was up at 6. I passes out today after work
>>11487075
>>11487109
being hot sucks
>>11487090
how was work
>>11487090
Just finished sitting. Now Im lying down.
>>11487134
How was work?
>>11487139
There's a joke here somewhere about calling you hot but I'm too lazy to figure it out.
>>11487042
Feelsbadman.jog
>>11487134
everything sucks
ketchup
>>11487139
snow sucks
>>11487139
>>11487169
It was work. There was some kind of mouse outside in the drive thru so our little Hispanic manger chased it off while shouting in spanish
>>11487152
Nice nice. Not sure what game to play myself
>>11487207
>.jog
I was unaware that was a file type, pinkie.
waste of time
>>11487257
I hate auto correct with a passion
> Magenta/red
>>11487245
More tanks?
Im just about to sleep after some animu.
>>11487312
I dont know really. I think maybe some final fantasy or go to the store for food real quick
>>11487278
What is?
>>11487297
It gave me the opportunity to tease you at least! I tend to be careful about re-reading stuff on my phone for that reason though. How are you tonight?
>>11487207
meh, tv is a good enough substitute
>>11487239
snow is fine, ice on the other hand is kinda shitty, still better than being hot
>>11487245
shoulda gave it some cheese
>>11486952
Night mate.
>>11487335
A bit late to be snacking, isn't it?
>>11487370
I would have liked to try and get close to it
>>11487245
Heh I bet that was a funny sight to behold
Make anything good to eat?
>>11487408
probly wouldve been better company than your customers
>>11487404
Nah I like an excuse to go for a walk
>>11487409
Mhm especially when it ran at her. Not really no
>>11487461
It's dangerous to go alone. Take this.
>>11487357
Doing pretty good, at work which ducks a bit but I'm supposed to have 3 days off this week because of last week so I'm looking forward to those
>>11487370
Yeah, to each their own
>>11487524
is that your dick in disguise?
>>11487561
yea work ducks
>>11487654
Yes I can't lie, I have painted my shween.
>>11487700
*leaves the cave*
>>11487725
Lel I never thought anyone would remember that.
>>11487461
Let us know what you get
>>11487784
i like that song
>>11487524
im already back
>>11487829
A chocolate bar and a lemonade
>>11487917
i want some lemonade
>>11487917
>>11487917
Post image
>>11487879
The Street Fighter one is my fav.
>>11487917
You're safe at least.
>>11487946
Already drank it
>>11487960
Its just a Hershey bar though
>>11488021
Why wouldn't I be
>>11488034
We were concerned about you venturing off so far at this hour
>>11488046
Im a big kid
>>11488034
Because this >>11488046 and niggers at night.
>>11488081
I do this all the time though
>>11488100
There's always that one time.
>>11488100
At least you are getting exercise I guess
>>11487654
That it does but I mean hey, it'll get me more Minami figurines so there's that
>>11488148
Well it wasnt that time
>>11488152
Sure its not like I destroy any gains with a chocolate bar heh
>>11488021
idk which is my favorite, probly the smash song
>>11488034
rip
>>11488175
>>11488221
Shhhh it is time for sleep.
>>11488315
Im not tired
>>11488322
Keep posting then
>>11488315
nite gunpla
>>11488322
same
>>11488325
As long as you keep chatting with me.
>>11488331
What is this?
https://na.finalfantasyxiv.com/lodestone/special/2017/youkai-watch/
>>11488364
I would but I'm actually getting sleepy now. Good night
>>11488381
Heh good night then
>>11488364
its a way to give yourself cancer
>>11488397
Starting the quest now then I suppose
>>11488425
good luck with that, the drop rate from the fates is awful
>>11488453
I wont get too deep into it
>>11488487
yea i only got 3 of the minions and 1 of the weapons back when the event was up the first time
>>11488596
Cat grill is cute
>>11488640
shinobu always a cute
Shut the fuck up, you dull mongoloids.
>>11488672
She is unless she is trying to eat
>>11488693
I thought you were sleeping
>>11488752
still cute
>>11488768
i thought you were working
>>11488789
I meant like people
>>11488789
I can go home after finishing work.
I'm startin b to draw again in between rounds and I just gotta sk, how does one draw an arm? Cuz holy Jesus have I not drawn arms in forever and that was when I was drawing in a western style
>>11488818
shes a vampire, not a cannibal
>>11488836
is that how that works? i thought you had to stay until on the verge of suicide, then you finally get to go home
>>11488878
Maybe ask the drawfags? I dont draw myself
>>11488968
So? Bites hurt
>>11489007
i just mean she doesnt eat people
>>11489015
She could
im off to bed, nite
>>11489043
but she doesnt
>>11489058
Lets lock her in a coffin for twenty years then and see what happens
>>11489058
I take it you have not seen Kizumonogatari.
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=tjqlz22ETnU
Aнacтacия — звeздa, чтo вeдёт мeня
>>11489756
Hi
>>11489763
Hey Tomo, how's it going
>>11489778
Saw a bunch of games were on sale on steam so I got a strategy game. Reading up on it now. You?
>>11489782
Ah yes, Wargame RD, how do you like it? Just wasting my last holiday weeks, mostly playing Vermintide lately.
Duwuwuwuwuwuwuwuwuwuke
How's the meds
Cut me uno
>>11489793
Booted it up. Saw the tutorial was a wall text. Figured that other wall of texts on the internet would be more helpful. Tried a round. Mostly fucked around with tanks infantry and artillery to see how things worked
>>11489811
Yeah, I've got the Airland Battle one, tried to get into it couple times, I never got used to the controls and it's kinda too fast paced for me. Looks amazing though
>>11489735
Did Klonata unfriend you?
Slachowowowo
Being taken uwu
>>11489828
It's like you're a mind reader
>>11489817
It seems like I might like it more. Not worrying about base building is a big plus to me. Also vermintide was fun. Aimbot bow for my elf was cool
>>11489839
Yeah that does give you time to focus on the units. Heh yeah seen those run around, I'm playing the bright wizard though, the one-shot aimbot fire bolt is pretty neat against armored rats
>>11489838
He unfriended me so I got curious desu. I didn't know if I roasted him too hard or if he just unfriended everyone.
>>11489854
Thats because dealing with storm vermin sucks unless you got one of those pen weapons
>>11489890
To scribble all over them? Well the biggest issue rn are still rat ogres
>>11489945
Yeah they suck hard.
>>11489861
Probably the latter
>>11489957
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gGwDmDwspFg&feature=youtu.be
yep heh
>>11490013
Fucking noobs
>>11489984
I hope so
>>11485493
Tasty
>>11489957
Hi Tomoko
>>11491004
Hello
Hello there lads.
>>11491011
Did you get some rest since we talked last
>>11491094
Hi
>>11491101
No not at all
>>11491107
Hello hello, how's it going lad?
Man, my power went out.
>>11491115
Hi there. How are you today lad?
Whats up with the Captcha today?
>>11491159
poor cutie
>>11491160
Just looking at things on the internet. You? I dont see anything wrong with the captcha
>>11491159
RIP
>>11491167
Got home, ate some KFC on the way, kinda tired.
It seems to be fucking up for me, but maybe thats my connection.
Finally back home and found a dope little song
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d7o8Zqh3JYQ
>>11491115
What are you going to eat? What are you looking up on the web
>>11491137
Good other than hungry, how about you?
>>11491317
I'm not hungry. Just reading up on some things. Nothing important really
>>11491317
Tired more than anything. But happy since I got my rest.
>>11491351
Play any fun games lately?
>>11491395
Yeah I got about 5 hours of sleep but I feel surprisingly refreshed. Cute pic btw
>>11488768
Hm?
Was that message directed at me? Because I was the one you replied to.
I wasn't.
I was just busy, Rory.
G'day gents. Today marks the day of the government's greatest betrayal to our country.
Have a vid:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rzsV-rehvhc
>>11491945
But its 11/9
>>11491618
I got 4. Good meme.
And thank you, it is one of my favorites.
I need a waifu, please suggest some for me!
>>11492073
Kaguya from Himegoto, do it, bet you wont pussy.
Shizuru
hello
>>11493016
Gorilla-chan
>>11493915
I have awoken
>>11494392
is that so~
>>11496036
Yes. That was over 2 hours ago though
cut me yuno
Cut me yuno
Cut me yuno
I saw a fully decked out Jesusmobile on the way to grab dinner. A different kind of obnoxious for sure, would have gotten a picture if I wasn't driving when it was stopped at a light.
>>11497642
what is a Jesusmobile?
>>11497705
Looked like a Dodge Caliber, pink and silver wrapped in crosses, "Under His Blood", and a bible verse cited on the passenger side of the vehicle. Hood also had a large cross as well. Would have been perfect in the parking lot of a megachurch.
>>11497900
Sounds like a funny car. I went to a mega church once it was scary
>>11497642
>>11497900
praise be gourd
Cut me yuno
>>11497927
It did the job if getting people to look was the intent. More often than not in this part of town it's the old land yachts with the giant rims and wraps/character themes. Saw a Super Mario red/blue one recently and the Incredible Hulk all greened out.
>>11497956
Lord Gourd. Praise be.
Hey Ranfag, stop lurking. I know you're here.
Cut me yuno
Cut me yuno
>>11498809
owo what's this
>>11498824
witchery
>>11498943
Owo
Did you miss me talking to you? :(
Nobody misses you.
Shouldn't he be sleeping owo
>>11498968
hell no
>>11499004
Oh :(
You hurt me
>>11499041
rattles were fun I'll give you that
>>11499430
yes
>>11499905
earlover
>>11499930
elfpire
>>11500285
alright
>>11500490
Watcha doin
>>11500615
LAN minecraft
>>11500837
vanilla or modded?
>>11500867
just some commands added
>>11501041
sounds lame, how many people playing?
>>11501110
its ok
2 for now but will be 5 soon
what are you up to ?
>>11501150
idk theres nothing to do in vanilla minecraft, spectating you
>>11501150
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ytWz0qVvBZ0
Here
>>11501869
Queer
>>11501900
Why are you so mean to me
>>11501950
I enjoy it
>>11501869
hey tomo
>>11501950
he likes you
>>11501959
How?
>>11501970
Hi and he isn't a grade school girl bully though
>>11502055
You're cute
>>11502055
how do you know?
>>11502200
How?
>>11502205
They call me queer a lot and think I'm cute. That's not grade school
>>11502242
You're fun to talk to
>>11502256
I don't think I say much really
>>11502317
I'm going to bed, later gator
>>11502242
sounds juvenile to me
>>11502434
Uh night
>>11502438
You like that stuff right? Vodka is nice
>>11502498
? i dont drink
>>11502557
Why not?
>>11502613
just dont like drinking
>>11502668
It's a good time for me usually
Hey, waifu claiming thread. As one avatar circlejerk banned from /b/ to another: hope you enjoy the /trash/can.
Hello
>>11502782
These guys still have threads on /v/. They just had a schism of some sort is all.
hi
bye
hello hello <3 <3 <3
>>11502821
>/v/
I meant /b/. Fuck I'm tired
>>11502821
Ah. Well. I'm retarded then.
My point stands, though. I hope they enjoy /trash/. It smells, but you get used to it.
>>11502821
>>11502849
no we didn't ;~; we're getting banana'd constantly, this is just a current refuge
>>11502719
im too paranoid to enjoy drinking
>>11502843
go to bed lewdie
>>11502841
Hi
>>11502843
Rikka!
>>11502873
Why?
>>11502858
I see. I asked here one time before and I guess I just misinterpreted what people were saying. Yeah, that sounds a lot like what I hear happened to hg. You may as well welcome your new permanent home.
>>11502873
>lewdie
Rude
>>11502909
Ayy yo, it's best shut-in!
>>11502782
>>744915124
Still alve faggott
>>>/b/11502937
Smdhtbh
>>11502936
I uh don't know what you mean
>>11502909
being drunk lessens your senses, if i cant tell whats going on around me i'll freak out
>>11502936
i only speak the truth
>>11502974
Hi Tomoko
>>11503005
Totally aware though....
>>11503069
Hi anon
>>11503078
How are you?
>>11503078
you underestimate my paranoia
>>11502937
Ah wow it s deaad
>>11503092
Getting drunk. You?
>>11503106
You are just a big old baby~
>>11503158
I'm ok. What are you drinking?
>>11503170
Vodka
>>11503158
i also worry about what i might do while drunk
>>11503255
Lel you mighr get emotional, spll out some secrets, and other shit.
>>11503194
Blech, no thanks!
>>11503277
spilling secrets is what i'd be most worried about
>>11503255
Ehh nothing too bad probably
>>11503319
It's ok we could share it
>>11503326
It aint bad if you tell somefag you trust. Did so a couple of times and it turned out ok in the end. Sorta.
We got a new guy on at work so there's a good chance I'll get all 3 of my scheduled days off this week
>>11503330
eh, just not gonna risk it
>>11503389
i dont trust anyone tho
>>11503450
nah they gonna quit cause they didnt pay attention during training
>>11503486
Gib secrets plz
>>11503511
like what
I just realized this is the same thread from yesterday. Ya'll move slow.
>>11503530
>>11489106
>>11503450
What you do for work nig?
>>11503486
Cmon, Im paranoid and even I got people to trust.
>>11503558
hasnt been many people around last few days
>>11503561
im not that close with anyone
>>11503586
There's a handful more scattered around the /b/ threads as of late.
Answer my question, dammit.
>>11503530
Anything you feel should be a secret
>>11503586
Rip
Maybe youd be a funny drunk. Not an emotional one
>>11503600
what question?
>>11503609
uhhhh idk, my family kicked me off the internet, which is why i use my phone as a hotspot all the time
>>11503626
im not funny normally so i doubt it, i did take some drugs once for a dental procedure
>i think it was valium
and my mom thought i was pretty funny while i was out of it
someone make a new thread, we hit bump limit awhile ago
>>11503678
N-nevermind.
>>11503486
Well apparently they worked for us before so it was just a refresher and he's already been working with us for close to a week now so it looks like he might stick
>>11503561
I'm a security guard