/TLHG/ - The Loud House General
C Gon' Give It To Ya Edition
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http://tlb.booru.org/index.php?page=forum&s=view&id=2
>Thread Archive:
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>Episodes:
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>Extras:
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Upcoming Episodes:
Future Tense (Monday: 9/18) (Leaked)
>When Mom and Dad meet a new accomplished family, they worry that their kids aren't doing enough activities to ensure a successful future.
DL: https://mega.nz/#!lUMSWRLQ!8Qrnpday4lozA34wrD-YgxJQ5P9-WAIuXPeYd5XakLs
DL: https://drive.google.com/file/d/0B-dEJ8liTP2iRkltcVRrMlp4dDA/
Yes-Man (Tuesday: 9/19)
>The Loud sisters need help from the "master of persuasion", AKA Lincoln. He will teach them how they can ask Mom and Dad for money.
Friend or Faux (Wednesday: 9/20)
>Lisa gets her kindergarten report card back to discover she’s gotten an F– in social skills. To bring up her grade, she must make a friend.
No Laughing Matter (Thursday: 9/21)
>When Luan realizes how her siblings complain about her jokes, she gives up her passion. But the others feel bad about it, so they have to show Luan that she is funny.
No Spoilers (Airdate: TBA)
>Knowing Leni’s history of spoiling surprises, the kids decide not to tell her about Mom’s upcoming party. But keeping Leni away is no easy task.
Lynn is the best!
Lily a cute
>>11478153
Why is his head so small?
>>11478153
Nice job, asshole.
An older Lily is a cute Lily!
I WANT TO CUM INSIDE AGNES JOHNSON
>>11478329
she's probably barren
>>11478397
Lincoln would know. besides, that just means unrestricted creampies.
>>11478329
I WANT TO TINKLE ON CUMMY CAT
>>11478522
wouldn't you rather cunkle on timmy cat?
I want a pecjob from Muscle Lincoln
You know what pisses me off? When relatives at a family reunion try to break the ice in the worst of ways. I'll be grabbing some food and then some fucker'll come up to me and go "A hamburger AND a hotdog? Well that's one way to get protein." Like, yes, i am getting food, it's the only reason i came to this fucking reunion, if you want to talk to me, just ask how i've been doing or some shit. Asking me if i'm getting food or drinks when i obviously am pisses me off.
>>11478795
Talking to my family in general is an unpleasant experience.
>>11478816
The only reason i show up is for free food.
>>11478223
Yo Josuke, we gonna freakin' fight or what?!
What's the point in lying to kids about Santa? I mean, it's not religious and you're gonna tell them he isn't real anyway, why not take credit for your hard work? Is it because you want them to behave? Because if they are gullible enough to believe that A fat man in the North Pole can see what you're doing, why can't you just tell them that you can? Also, Why does Samantha always get vegan bananas, but never eat them? All she does is arrange them in the center of the table. I mean, if you're gonna waste food, at least buy the cheap kind.
Why would someone order one large pizza when you could buy 2 small pizzas?
What doth life?
>>11478522
I WANT TO VOMIT ON TINKLE PRINCESS
>>11479353
Ask Harriett, Don.
>>11479353
It's wonderful this show is finally earning recognition.
https://www.pixiv.net/member_illust.php?mode=medium&illust_id=64902838 Bored Lynn
test
Why are you spamming?
>>11479529
I give you guys a warning the previous thursday
Today, I will remind them
>>11479542
What are even trying to say?
>>11479542
>I give you guys a warning the previous thursday
Literally who? Impress me
>>11479556
You guy have been talking shit about Lynn, so instead of talking I will bomb the thread because my fellow Lynfags are already helping me
>>11479420
And it only took 8 years.
>>11479589
You've made your point. Now quit it.
>>11479642
Just ignore him, honky.
This place is full of dumb people
>>11479648
How about you ignore me, faggot?
>>11479589
I can do better than this faggot
You're welcome
>We have a fucking lynnbomber now
Just when we thought this place couldn't get worse
My waifu.
>>11479420
I've been watching the show recently, but the first time I saw Xavier was in a year previous to 2010 in Youtube. I think it was the one where he kills the explosion.
>>11479662
Fuck off, honky.
>>11479747
>now
this pathetic fag has been here samefagging like a tard for some time now. it actually took him almost a whole week to decide to bomb a thread as a "lesson".
>>11479761
Your waifu x 3000
SUFFOCATION
NO BREATHING
>>11479657
the smart ones have left for greener pastures
>>11479778
And now he got banned too, thank fuck.
>>11479771
I'm in a very similar boat, I saw scattered clips of it but was unable to put a name to the show until this new surge of interest. My guilt is immense.
>>11479798
>Replying to someone who decided to bomb the thread for literally no reason at all
>>11479633
Are there any more of these?
>>11479798
>greener pastures
like the discord?
>>11479820
that's not the bomber dumbass
captcha: 3300 downs
>>11479828
anywhere but here
I'm gonna just ignore the Lynn autism.
Man, what the fuck happened to Hot-Dog?
>>11479849
he killed himself like you should
ANON - Update and New Chapters List (MO4444R!)
>https://pastebin.com/DMPFQ29u
HIGHLIGHTED FIC OF THE DAY
>>More Like Lori (Carol/Lori)<<
Author: AbuseGuy
WIP - http://pastebin.com/EAEqL0cY
Last Update: 17-04-2017
>Lori befriends a new girl at school with nary a thought about how significantly their friendship will impact their years as high schoolers
NEWS & Q/A
>Yourhead >The tentative date September 24th. Clue for Chapter 5 Line 3090
http://pastebin.com/pyfS1LAq Godless Sound
>Tobitobi90 >Hey Tobi here, did a new story.
https://pastebin.com/U8pFz1C0 It was you all along
>wheatgrass >Have a smallish update for Through Thicc and Thin.
https://pastebin.com/XKZ0YupR Through Thicc and Thin (WIP)
>UnderratedHero >It's not a lewd updat. But it's an update
https://pastebin.com/5YpDELeY A good loser (Lynncoln NSFW)
>Numb_At_Heart >Alright.
https://pastebin.com/G8WsfmiP Life's sad end, And the innate pain
>TotCall720 >Just gonna drop this off
https://www.fanfiction.net/s/12284190/17/The-Loud-House-Future-Love-Run-Amok
https://pastebin.com/jC1y3B0L The Loud House Future Love Run Amok! - Ch17
>Negima_Sensei >Small late night update or whatever.
https://pastebin.com/mp2zsr7M BLxA
>Eospag >I have a new Loricoln story here. I took that whole 'pizza boy porn scenario' trope and rolled with it.
https://pastebin.com/Msx3pG41 Pizza Delivery Boy
>a guest >What happened tot hat kys x pyg fic?
https://pastebin.com/91EaD1SM Kys X Pyg
>That1AsholeTec >Saurkraut, beer, and pinkles
https://pastebin.com/UsNpMneX Bathroom Dilemma (WIP)
>UnderratedHero >Immorticon helped me out with some things, and now the fic's updated to the end of ch2, which includes a 2nd lewd scene
https://pastebin.com/5YpDELeY A good loser (Lynncoln NSFW) Ch. 1 & 2
>smallface >Update starts at line 42
https://pastebin.com/QbHctD4E Lincoln Lucy Lupa Loud
>FumaFam101/SirPage >The lewd has started. update at line 113
https://pastebin.com/VHj5xRQA Lisacoln (WIP)
>>11479881
kys spammer
>>11479881
little late, eh zilla?
>>11479847
>that's not the bomber dumbass
>>11479849
He wanted to be a girl, so he cut off his dick with a scalpel and bled to death.
>>11479881
Eat shit and die spammer
>Clyde
>>11479964
fool, he should have used the good odld Chris method
>>11479881
Nice job Pedo
>>11480003
CÁLLATE CARAJO, AHORA REGRESA A /BASURERO/.
Ñ
>spics
>>11479881
Geez. Does Abuseguy even come here anymore?
I can't even remember the last time he made mention that one of his fics had been updated. At this point he's more dead than wright is. Fuck.
>Ronnie Anne
>>11480124
Who?
>>11480124
Who?
>>11480124
Excuse me, who?
>>11480124
As far as I know he's on some kind of writing hiatus, dunno if he's permanently dead or not.
>>11480124
>image.jpg
>bringing up a dead nobody
hmmmm
>>11480273
Really makes me think
Friendly reminder that if you like Lucy, well, you have shit taste and you're probably a pedo.
Also, liking goths is so /co/mblr. Like, grow up, fucking FAGGOT.
>>11480194
Does she wipe her ass with her jokes to make them less shitty?
>>11480300
Suck dick, honky.
>Reminder
Test
>It is good that you have never wondered what lay beneath her robes, if her alabaster skin was as white and unblemished as her face. Or if perhaps she bore the scars of slavery... and if that would stir you more. Perhaps her deferent tone would change once you held her by the throat, and showed her how far a Jedi can fall.
THE LOUD HOUSE HUNGER GAMES
RIGHT NOW FUCKING NOW
FIRST 24
GO GO GO
>>11480442
kys
>>11480442
Lori Loud
>>11480442
Lisha
>>11480442
live a long and fulfilling life!
>>11480442
Lily
>>11480442
Vegeta
>>11480442
Hegel.
>>11480442
Sexi Mexi Teen
>>11480442
Kevin Sullivan
>>11480442
Adult Lily
>>11480442
Lois Loud (Luaggie's daughter)
>>11480442
Savino
>>11480442
Nick Cage
>>11480442
>>11480442
Logan Loud
>>11480442
Chandler
>>11480442
Teen Lisa
>>11480442
Luan Loud
>>11480482
I still can't believe Lily inherited nothing but hereditary cancer!
>>11480442
Pedozilla
>>11480442
WE
>>11480442
Lana
>>11480442
Anime
>>11480442
Bobby
>>11480442
Lynn Sr.
>>11480442
/tlhg/ king
I need one more.
>>11480442
Nega Lori
>>11480665
Lenicoln
OK
here we go
Pedozilla is a faggot
>>11480759
pathetic
>>11480759
>Vore Luan gathers as much food as she can
The "Black Guy dies first" trope is real
>>11480795
>Pedozilla and Lily in the same group
Lmao
>>11480817
UNF nice bro!
Zilla is dumb and Savino is losing his mind
>>11480849
Zilla is a retard lmao
>>11480843
PEDOZILLA!
Cowards die and Savino's madness is doing horrible things
R.I.P.
>>11480880
>Nick Cage dies
>>11480880
>Nick Cage dies
>>11480899
>pedozilla killed himself
thats all i ever wanted to hear
>>11480899
Well, Hegel's dialectics weren't enough.
I can't believe Sullivan is a fucking pedophile
>>11480938
He's lucky bro.
Bobby the bully
>>11480938
THAT BITCH!!!
R.I.P. GET prince
>>11480965
C'mon Lincoln
Sullivan is gonna win.
>>11480978
>He thought he could challenge Luan after what she did to Goku
>>11480986
THAT'S BULLSHIT!!
Whores die and BobbyxLana is canon
>>11481031
Carlota, you can do it!
>>11481031
>Lynn Loud is a murderer
Lilyfags in suicide watch
>>11481050
She wanted to be with me bro!
>>11481031
LANA NOOOOOO
4 dead Louds are 4 cute Louds
>>11481050
You mean just Pedozilla?
Oh shit, Lynn Sr, what the fuck? what a horrible dad you are.
>>11481050
https://aleuz91-art.tumblr.com/post/165202819100/lucy-and-raven-2x1-i-always-wanted-to-do-this
>Sullivan and Savino still alive
Showdown when?
>>11481113
All going perfectly.
Lynn Sr is on a rampage and Sullivan is not that shitty.
>>11481031
YOU MOTHERFUCKER THE KING WAS GONNA WIN, FUCK YOU LYNN
R.I.P. these guys
Sullivan becomes Dan Schneider 2.0
Comfy
>>11481180
>motherfucker goes on a killing spree just to die to a fucking landmine
you reap what you sow
also, this is gonna end in a Savino vs Sullivan battle, isn't it?
>>11481147
F
OH FUCK
Things got heavy
>>11481203
It's happening.
The end is coming
>>11481231
Luan is truly the worst sister.
Comfy 2.0
STOP SULLIVAN
>>11481242
jesus fuck is sullivan going to win?
>>11481242
>savino comes all this way just to die to luan
Comfy 3.0
>>11481231
>implying that little bitch could kill someone by falling on them
>>11481262
No dead people, hooray!!!
>>11481275
maybe it was a large tree and they snapped their twig necks
>>11481287
sullivan has better die next or i call rigging
Ok, comfy 4.0
GO SULLIVAN GO GO GO
>>11481003
We need one of these with Lynn and Vegeta.
Comfy 5.0
>>11481002
>>11481307
>Lunafags like Sullivan
What did they mean by this?
NO!!!
RIGGED
>>11481327
no fucking way. i call hax, this shit is rigged.
SHOW YOURSELF SULLIVAN I KNOW YOU DID THIS
A fucking gay jew won.
>>11481307
>>11481327
Fuck you Sullivan lover.
>>11481327
SULLIVAN YOU FUCK
>>11481327
>>11481327
>Sullivan wins by rigs
>>11481327
>Sullivan wins
>>11481341
NICE.
>>11481341
clearly this is a sign of the endtimes
Based Sullivan. I knew it!
>>11481327
BULLSHIT
>>11481327
Rigged
Get cucked
>>11481341
Does this mean Sullivan was right to make Luan gay?
>>11481395
>>11481395
Wow, don't spoil Season 3 Sullivan.
>>11481410
Wtf is Sullivan gonna do with Benny? He's just gonna kill him?
hold on guys, i get it now. this is a settup, a falseflag from /hg/. they rigged the result to piss us off.
nice try /hg/ but you're 1000 years too early to trick me.
Uhhh, how's the weather?
>>11481431
He's going wherever Rocky was buried.
>>11481463
12 degrees C and light rain.
>>11481483
Luna looks like a fucking robot.
:(
>>11481542
>>11481542
>>11481564
what is this, what's happening?
>>11481587
>This whole thread
sorry that deviantart killed the thread
>>11481341
>This will actually trigger people
>>11481395
Ya don't say...
IT'S NOT FUCKING FEAR, I JUST WANTED TO BRING HAPPINESS TO THE GENERAL AND FUCKING SULLIVAN WON SHIIIIIIT
>>11481725
*FAIRRRRRRR
>>11481725
Do another one with actual characters
>>11481738
cringe
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jrUoH7rizXM
>>11481875
>18 -minutes long
>>11481908
autism
>>11481908
not sure about the subject material but the art matches the style of tlh well.
18 minutes?! I thought that was an episode of TLH but just comenta about it
>>11482039
http://tlb.booru.org/index.php?page=post&s=view&id=47384
The artist made a tutorial about it, and most of his loud house drawings are commissions.
I want to fuck this PigSlut so hard her mind goes completely blank and she can't even form a coherent sentence.
>Jesse is dead
WOW
WACKY
COOL
WACKY WACKY WACKY WACKY
I spent too long on this shit...
And I still hate how it came out. Meh.
Fuck it. Moving on!
>>11482373
Good shit, mang.
>>11482373
this is great anon, i need moar
>>11482373
NICE.
>>11482373
Still not as good as this one
Hey /tlhg/ stuck in my house in pitch black darkness with no power thanks to Hurricane Irma with only my phone to keep the mind numbing boredom at bay. Anyone got any good long fics they can recommend so i don't go snap and go psycho on my family? Really need something to distract myself.
Don't mind incest or lewd
>>11482635
Wait, I have a good one, just wait here.
>>11482635
Going for a swim helps me take my mind off of things
>>11482635
Suggesting again a fic where Lincoln secretly has a crush on one of his siblings but he doesn't have the gut to tell her about it.
>>11482635
>>11482648
Found it!
“Brown Notes”
Original idea belongs to another anon.
>It was Saturday afternoon.
>Lana and Lola were bickering, Lori was texting, and Lisa was practicing experiments.
>However, something obscure was happening in Luan and Luna's room.
>As Luan was crunching on a beefy meat sub from Flip's, Luna was testing out her new guitar.
>"Hey Luna, hey, hey Luna! Hey, hey- “
>Luna sighed as she already broke a string on her new guitar.
>"What is it, bro? I'm tryin' to practice for my upcoming concert!"
>"Oh nothing, I just wanted to say- “
>Just at that moment, Luan's stomach gurgled and rumbled.
>You know what that means.
>"Eh, Luna, i'll be riiiight back!"
>Luan zips out of the room as fast as she can, when she reaches the bathroom, it turns out that Lincoln is using it.
>Wet noises come out from the bathroom. It's probably best to know where THAT comes from.
>Sweat dripped down Luan's face. Farts crackled out her ass so fast that it started to sound like Sonic the Hedgehog.
>Luan dashed back into her punk sister's room to ask her for what to do.
>But she was gone, vanished.
>Her body was shaking. All her forces were concentrated in her anus.
>She pressed her hands on her butt.
>If she moved just 1 meter more, something really nasty would happen.
>The prankster looked at the guitar of her noisy sister.
>It had a sound hole big enough to throw all the trash in it.
>Not knowing what to, Luan had to choose.
>The new guitar or shit herself.
(...)
>>11482635
Velvet fist is a pretty good long one
https://pastebin.com/gjT3HzmR
https://pastebin.com/uQUbFagm
https://pastebin.com/UshjdJKe
https://pastebin.com/fV4wkGL8
https://pastebin.com/ERMMCnW6
https://pastebin.com/jyvGFkST
https://pastebin.com/WiQbz1hY
>>11482635
velvet fist has 7 chapters but it's a wip.
you have Requiem which is also decently big but is also a wip.
darko has some completed fics of decent size but they're an edgefest so be warned.
there's the live house, which is completed.
i'll see which others i can think of.
>>11482710
>Every second that happened, it was bigger her urgency.
>Wet farts came out of her. Her underwear wouldn't look so happy now.
>Luan finally decided it.
>She pulled her yellow panties with brown stains down her legs and lift her skirt.
>Fastly, she sits down in a position where all her waste could go inside the guitar.
>Luan closes her eyes and takes a deep breath. Then groans and lets out a big fart.
>She grasps her stomach and finally releases what she has been holding up for minutes.
>Her feces weren't completely solid, she pushes out a stream of brown liquid shit.
>"Ohh, it burns!"
>It felt like lava coming out of her, but it was also pleasant.
>For 18 continuous seconds, she didn't stop shitting. When she stopped, she released another two big farts and continued for another 12 seconds.
>In a situation like this, a person would be extremely embarrassed, however, Luan's mind was only making poorly written puns.
>At the moment she drops the last piece of waste, she catches her breath. Urine comes out and doesn't manage to get inside the guitar.
>Luan started to laugh quietly, slowly, her laugh become louder.
>However, she stopped when she looked at her left.
>Her smooth sister Luna was watching her with a terrified look.
>She had her mouth open and nose closed, she didn't want to smell the awful place.
>An awkward silence happened for straight 30 seconds in the room.
>"I guess this was a shitty experience!"
>Luan laughs at her own joke.
>Luna just shakes her head and start pinching the bridge of her own nose.
>The prankster farts as she keeps laughing.
The end.
>>11482699
do you have a name or an author?
LIFE'S A BITCH AND THEN YOU DIE