Waifu Claiming Thread
Rules:
>say something nice about chen
>tell duke you hate him
>fuck off ..
>eh idk
>have fun!
claiming the hot hot dog dog
>>11472466
This is the kind of quality post that has been lacking in my life recently.
goodnight
Morning.
Woah, slow down.
Claiming this pretty princess
i got so used to this slut i think she's mine.
best healer comin thru
>>11473927
Hey, how are you doing?
>>11473987
Feeling my legs somewhat from playing Lasertag, but fine besides that. You yourself?
>>11474011
Did you have fun? I'm pretty okay today thanks.
>>11474070
Yeah, lots, it's always fun to do but exhausting as hell heh
Do you have a Discord btw?
Aнacтacия — звeздa, чтo вeдёт мeня
I hate Duke
>>11474092
Sure Hori#1838. I'vs never really played lasertag desu. Is it expensive?
>>11474141
You pay 10€ for an half an hour session here, so that's fine for something you do maybe once a month
>>11474165
That's not too bad then I guess. Can you go alone, or do you have to bring everyone to play?
>>11474260
You need to be at least 4 people to play, so if there are no other randoms you can't. Those places have the option to reserve a spot though so you can see online at what time people are playing and just join in there
>>11472818
Hey cute
Duwuwuwuwuwuwuwuwuwuke
How's the meds owo
I don't hate you by the way uwu
Cut me yuno
>>11474308
Then I guess I will keep on not going.
>>11474411
No please don't
>>11474475
Why do you want me not to go? Not like we would play together I guess.
Laser tag is a waste of time desu
And not even a fun one
Slachowowowowo
Being taken uwu
Why not :(
Cut him Yuno
Duwuwuwuwuwuwuwuwuwuke
Ok owo
Because I'm too busy hating myself ;-;
Cut me yuno
>>11474561
Why do you post like this
Slachowowowowo
Not okay uwu
There's time for you to hate me too owo
>>11474572
Like what?
>>11474582
Like someone who is mentally deficient
i ate brownies
>>11474561
Can't tell you, I've never done it, but it seems fun. What do you recommend?
Duwuwuwuwuwuwuwuwuwuke
You should be ok owo
There isn't though uwu
>>11474579
Becaussssssssseeeeeeeeeee
>>11474536
>>11474591
Like... dare i say... a troglodyte?
>>11474601
Can you put a name/trip on so I can filter you?
Thanks
>>11474597
I read that as Bronies
what a shame
Slachowowowowo
I'm trying to be uwu
There is though owo
>>11474591
Do I come across as sometime who is mentally sound?
>>11474598
Unless your enjoy running around for a half hour "shooting" at tiny spots on people that they usually try and cover,which is against the rules, and listen to small children whine and scream, I recommend not doing it at all. Its up to you in the end
>>11474608
He can't lmao
Just filter "cut me Yuno"
>>11474613
Sure, you just come across as someone who is humoring an idiot right now.
>>11474623
You're pretty far off the mark. I'm talking to a friend, so if that's humoring an idiot, so be it
>>11474636
I mean, at the very least you know how to hide it and carry on a normal conversation when you want to. I didn't mean to imply you weren't friends with said idiot.
>>11474649
Sometimes I can, sometimes I can't.
Your didn't really imply it, I was making a statement that I was taking to him, and if that means I'm humoring an idiot, then that's what it is
>>11474665
Tell your friend to kill himself for me.
Thanks.
https://youtu.be/RKBMqFeFSN0
>>11474679
Why would I do that?
He already wants to, so me saying it probably doesn't make a difference anyway
>>11474613
Thought it was more like paintball which I enjoyed in the past. Although it can get quite painful if the hit you on the legs where I did not have any protection.
Duwuwuwuwuwuwuwuwuwuke
Me toowo but its not working
How uwu
Cu_ me yuno
>>11474608
No
Slachowowowowo
You got meds? UwU
Do it while you sleep owo
>>11474695
Its nothing like paintball. Once you're hit in paint ball you're sitting out
Laser tag, once you're hit your hit spots deactivate for like 30 seconds or something so you try and get to a spot that you won't get hit again, but you get those faggots who just follow you into it comes up (it makes a sound) and they just zap you right away
Duwuwuwuwuwuwuwuwuwuke
Nowo
I don't want you in my dreams uwu
_ut me yuno
>>11474612
you like /b/roines don't you
Slachowowowowo
Have you heard from the doctor yet? Owo
We could kill each other there though owo
>>11474689
RIP KOOPSTA KNICCA (THE LOW DOWN, DIRTY MEMPHIS RAPPER/ROBBER) WE LOVE YOU HOMIE. THANKS FOR GIVING US 20 YEARS OF GREAT MUSIC!!!!!
>>11474825
You fell asleep last night ; - ;
Duwuwuwuwuwuwuwuwuwuke
Yes I have to go back in 2 weeks owo
I would rather dream of killing myself uwu
C_t me yuno
>>11474844
It was like 3 am
>>11474860
It's ok, I just like wishing you goodnight <4
~
>>11474765
Oh I see.
>>11474898
You're ok
>>11474819
Why would I wish for you to eat them then
>>11474765
That's why there's a spawn area healing and resupplying you where you have to return to once you die
I forgot that lovesliescrushing is actually pretty good
>>11474913
>>11474950
The one your went to sounds like it's for a more mature audience then. Also actually worked on
The ones here are literally just run around and zap
>>11475042
Well there are mostly kids playing at the one place I go to, but the original one in a different city seems to have mainly adult customers. It still works well though
>>11474988
What did she mean by this? :thinking:
>>11475107
Shit taste
>>11474950
sooo are you going to eat them, or?
>>11475117
You're so mean..
>>11475123
I thought that's your thing
>>11475131
is that so~
>>11475126
Voirshn and Bloweyelashwish are both better desu
I forgot it was Sunday and you don't have school
how
I'm bad at maths
>>11475188
What are you working on?
>>11475188
These floods of you are unforgiving
Pushing passed me spilling through the banks
And I fall
Faster than light and faster than time
That's how memory works
At least in the dark where I'm searching for meaning
When I'm just searching for something
I want out
Out of every ackward day
Out of every tongue tied loss
I want out
Out of the burdening nightsweats
Out of the rising seas of blood
Lost in you like saturday nights
Searching the streets with bedroom eyes
Just dying to be saved
Run on girl, run on
>>11475291
When are we gonna watch Haruhi together? :thinking_face:
We ended up evacing the house and heading to our cousin's. She has a 10 year old daughter who's into Minecraft. It's adorable.
>Misaki Claimed
>>11475333
:nauseated_face:
>>11475367
I really want to watch it with you! ; - ;
>>11475255
Mathematics silly
>>11475441
Who is this?
Claimed
>>11475458
Your mum
>>11475534
Bye
>>11475546
That wasn't me
>>11475748
bye
>>11475546
Plz dont go :(
>>11475546
I'm not him owo
Cut me yuno
>>11472428
All day I dream about sex
>>11475948
I don't think that's what the brand stands for
>>11475948
That was a good song on a good Korn album.
>>11475853
Oh yeah? Then who was it?
>>11475342
does she have a cute little loli booty?
Hello
I don't hate Duke
Apparently my phone didn't post the image
Hello
I don't hate Duke
Claiming 89ji.
Konata started a bad meme
What did I even do?
>>11476294
"I hate Duke" lul
>>11476182
Don't even ask such questions
It's not a meme it's reality
I don't even have beef, I was just going to go on a tangent like I always do
>>11476172
Your mum hahahhahahhahhaababbabahahhaha
Cut me yuno
I miss when mugi hated me
>>11476323
i want to know if she has any meat on her bones~
>>11476432
https://youtu.be/3cdk2Fs2CP0
>>11476498
What does this mean
I don't really care if people here hate me
>>11476556
angry face
How could you hate someone on the internet?
Exactly
And why would I care what people who will never meet me say about me
>>11476571
Like nigga just walk away from the computer
Nigga just close your eyes
>>11476564
With a waifu like that, how could you? Absolutely stunning.
https://youtu.be/fk_YSO0py7s
Don't ask to see my dick
So it is real owo
>>11476567
You still hate me? :o
No
>>11476737
probably
lol
>>11476792
You know good and fucking well we weren't talking about him.
Bye
>>11472428
>>11476814
How do I make you hate me owo
>>11476881
I don't even know desu
Good morning everyone
>>11477239
Morning, cute
>>11477270
Who are you?
>>11476564
i don't hate you or your fleshy warm meat
>>11477317
I want to put my fleshy warm meat into you
>>11477309
Your husband
>>11477309
Someone but I'm heading out, that reply wasn't me btw
>>11477368
DISREGARD THAT I SUCK COCKS
Wtf I hate Klonata now
Wtf I hate anon now
>>11477317
>sticks out cock
>>11477239
whew
>>11477646
Wrong thread
>>11444828
>>11477338
is that so~
>>11477628
*bites*
>>11477646
>whew
whew indeed
Why is it "Belly of the Beat" and not "Belly of the Beast"?
>>11477646
Oh boy, this again.
>>11477956
Time for work, see ya everyone
>>11477973
nice
>>11478018
>>11478018
By honey
>>11478018
what's your job?
fellas
Guess Im back to square 1.
>>11478139
Its a new job that I recently got. I work the stock room at a store
>>11478182
do you think anyone would hear your screams when we're alone in the back room?
Since Im here...Hello everyone.
Mystic stylez of the ancient mutilations
Torture chambers filled with corpses in my basement
>>11478315
hello
>>11478436
Hi hi. How's the day treating you?
>>11478181
Cyka Blyat idi nahui
Rush square 2 don't stop
What's wrong little vodka?
>>11478652
Nothing's wrong really. Just decided to come back to that place once again. And stay for a while this time.
How's it going on your side, eh?
>>11478706
Ah. It's not of much interest here currently, I find
Something will come along and spice things up soon, hopefully
Same as I've been since last year
I miss Keemstar
Rip 8th of March 1982 - 8th of September 2017
You live on within our hearts
>>11478759
Something's coming sooner or later, I can feel it lad. Gonna spice up EVERYTHING up.
But damn, sometimes a little boredom aint half bad. Too much excitement isnt good.
And the longer you're bored, the more intresting things will appear to you once something nice comes along.
>>11477897
Cuz youre a fag
>>11478881
Okie doke, tsunmoko
>>11478881
Thats mean.
Goodnight everyone.
>>11479126
Nighto
>Cockona
>>11478470
So sorry i disappeared
everything alright today
>>11478826
Been waiting quite some time for something to happen
god hates fags
>>11479851
No worries, I got myself some milk and chocolate in the meantime.
Good to see you doing alright lad.
>>11479858
Time goes quicker with a glass in your hand and someone to talk to.
>>11479885
But do the fags hate god?
Stop being a gay please.
/b/ thread got deleted
and I deleted my dark souls save and started again
>>11479966
Wasn't able to drink, gonna try and go without now
I have people to talk to though, I guess. Sometimes not so many
>>11479983
What on earth is that picture
>>11479983
Good luck the game lad. And a shame /b/ is not the place anymore.
>>11479990
I wont be able to drink with you since Im having a while of a detox, but I can always talk lad. You know where to find me, no?
>>11479966
who knows
no fuck off
>>11480017
I chose it at random
>>11480035
will be again soon as soon as everyone on /b/ gets board trying to get rid of us
>>11480035
Detox isn't easy, good luck with it
Yeah, I know where. I just don't like bothering people usually
>>11480039
You would know for sure you flaming homosex.
Ok, then dont stop being a gay and enjoy your life free of delusions and denial.
>>11480065
Who knows lad, who knows.
>>11480068
I'll just see how long I can keep it going. I guess next friday since thats when a party is.
You never bother me lad, Im usually bored and alone anyway.
Feel free to check up on me every now and then, I'd love a conversation or two.
Ever wake up to just all of your joints hurting?
>>11480148
So what are you up to?
>>11480212
Most days
>>11480232
Not drinking, talking with a few friends, drinking milk. A nice little evening if you ask me.
Whats up with at your side lad?
>>11480232
Its been like that lately for me. But this isnt something that goes away because its been 3 days straight that Ive been barely able to walk in the morning.
Cut me yuno
>>11479966
that's tasty i love chocolate milk
>>11480065
senpai!
>big hug
>>11480212
Calcium is the way, just ask Mr. Skeletal.
>>11480288
Not the biggest fan of chocolate on its own, but its ok with milk or tea.
>>11480348
Im on a drug that causes arthritis in some cases, but if I come off it Ill feel worse in other areas. Its funny that dropping the dose off caused the pain.
>>11480246
This is dumb but Have you been working out?
>>11480246
Have you considered milk shake?
Side lad? I no understand?
>>11480284
>cuts you
HI
>>11480288
Hello blonde! how are you?
>Big hug back
>>11480374
Well shite lad, then I dont think I can help with that. Still, calcium is good for you.
>>11480407
Hi
Cut me yuno
>>11480416
Ive been on a calcium + Vit D supplement alongside the drug.
>>11480407
Im a lazy sod, so I just drink cold milk.
Like, how are you doing lad?
>>11480439
Good, strong bones mean a healthy skeleton.
Im out. Heading to work.
>>11480454
Im already 15% skeleton. And my bones are fucked from treatments.
>>11480427
Sou whats up?
>cuts you
>>11480439
thats dose sound like arthritis you might want to tell your doctor
>>11480454
You can get straws with the mix in there
Good I am running throw dark souls crypts trying to get the great scythe before I can start
>>11480606
Ceiling
Cut me yuno
>>11473794
What's the show name? I think she was the one of the first characters to get me into fluffy anthros
>>11480407
hello senpai everything alrigght and you?
hug me yuno
>>11480348
i love chocolate
>>11480673
haha very funny
but whats happening with you?anything fun?
>>11480726
I is going ok I applied for uni to day
>>11480493
Skelly bois. But that sucks lad, hope it will get better for ya.
>>11480606
Its 12 am tho
>>11480726
Its not bad. But I preffer salty things.
>>11476867
-w-
>>11480914
why dose time have to determine when you can milkshake?
>>11481007
Its late and I dont want to make any noise to wake up anyone. I'll just sit in my room for now desu.
>>11480947
>>11480820
Thank you
No nothing fun ever happens to me
Cut me yuno
>>11481078
maybe
>>11481065
Ok then But the straws are a good idea
>>11481100
aw thats a shame! how often do you look for fun tho?
>>11480820
that's nice senpai
>>11480914
i'm not a fan of salty stuff
>>11481215
Never
Cut me yuno
>>11480148
I recommend as long as you can, try to just drink something like soda at the party instead
Ehhh, if you say so
>>11481215
They might be, yes. Will look for them next time Im in a market.
>>11481222
To each his own, no?
>>11481369
I mean, I could always try. But when everyone is drinking and Im fresh on a break... yeah, its unlikely.
>>11481222
>trips
I have applied for game design looks fun
>>11481322
I think that might have something to do with why fun things don't happen for you
>>11481411
good good and now i am going to get a milk shake cos I have made myself thirsty
I shall sleep. See you all.
>>11481447
night
>>11481444
Might be
Cut me yuno
Who is that?
>>11481134
I know you would
>>11481145
mmmh
>>11481530
>>11481596
>>11481530
Only if they're fucking a non-futa
>picking a slut for youre waifu
shiggy
>>11481486
All the fun stuff is one step out side your comfort zone
>>11481649
>>11481596
>>11481444
>trips trips
oh that sounds nice senpai! good luck with that
>>11481694
>>11481739
So what you been up to?
>>11482168
earthquakes, reading and working the usual thing
when ow together senpai?
>>11482417
Earthquakes? Are you ok?
>>11482587
yes i'm alright thank you for worring.
>big hug
>>11482661
That's good to know
>Big hug of protection
What do you mean by "when ow together senpai?" sorry it is late an my reading is getting bad
This is MY wife! She is the best!
>>11482764
>big smile for that hug
when are we playing overwatch senpai.
>>11482793
Where are her arms?
>>11482895
Yes we can :)
Just give me a min I have to boot up my pc
>>11481733
new episode of rick and morty tonight
>>11483116
I only watch streams
>>11483096
i'm with someone right now senpai i cant in this exact moment :( sorry sorry sorry sorry
>>11483229
well, what have you been up to?
>>11483241
it is ok
>>11483279
not much
yourself ?
nice ears
>>11483395
Kyrie
>>11483340
sorry senpai :(
we can play another day
>>11483395
same, pretty bored, and the legs?
https://youtu.be/VDBpZdQNp9E
>>11483395
Cute
>>11483566
It is ok it is 4am for me so should go to bed.
Night night
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6jDcWAWRRHo
>>11483519
Kirie
>>11483718
they are fine as usual
>>11484011
all
>>11484133
still doing zombie things?
>>11484059
night senpai
>goodnight hug
>>11484167
maybe next week
hello hello I love you all <3 <3 <3
>>11484447
why not this week?
>>11484553
Hey Love.
>>11484590
hello hello! how are you doing today, friend? it's been a bit!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PfSaBdrHk6M
>>11484599
I'm ok i suppose. A little... i'll go with cranky. Probably just sleep deprivation though. How about you?
>>11484578
because maybe next week
nice pic
>>11484641
I'm doing the best I can! just worried about a friend caught in the storm ;~;
>>11484678
hello hello <3
https://youtu.be/55YsY4W3Npg
>>11484553
anon <3 love to you <3
how is the cutest anon today?
>>11484773
I'm doing the best I can! how are you tonight gorilla friend?
>>11484724
Ahh that's unfortunate. I wouldn't worry too much. Things will almost certainly be fine.
>>11484700
are you super busy this week?
>>11484869
woah
>>11484797
i'm glad you are alright! i'm alright too! doing anything right now?
Someone help motivate me to work
>>11484949
What kind of work do you have to do?
>>11484869
I hope not I need to make some time for my stuff
>>11484949
bills are due
you might be late in some
>>11484949
You'll get paid.
>>11484929
just sitting before showering, really! not a lot exciting tonight <3
>>11484949
go go go you can do it!
>>11484949
i need motivation to do my homework and study. let's both succeed at life.
>>11484988
HELL HELLO FLUFFY <3 <3 <3 I heard you were back and there you are!
>>11484968
what stuff?