/TLHG/ - The Loud House General
I want to ride my Bycicle! Edition
>Booru:
http://tlb.booru.org
>Fanfics:
http://tlb.booru.org/index.php?page=forum&s=view&id=2
>Thread Archive:
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>Extras:
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Upcoming Episodes:
Future Tense (Monday: 9/18) (Leaked)
>When Mom and Dad meet a new accomplished family, they worry that their kids aren't doing enough activities to ensure a successful future.
DL: https://mega.nz/#!lUMSWRLQ!8Qrnpday4lozA34wrD-YgxJQ5P9-WAIuXPeYd5XakLs
DL: https://drive.google.com/file/d/0B-dEJ8liTP2iRkltcVRrMlp4dDA/
Yes-Man (Tuesday: 9/19)
>The Loud sisters need help from the "master of persuasion", AKA Lincoln. He will teach them how they can ask Mom and Dad for money.
Friend or Faux (Wednesday: 9/20)
>Lisa gets her kindergarten report card back to discover she’s gotten an F– in social skills. To bring up her grade, she must make a friend.
No Laughing Matter (Thursday: 9/21)
>When Luan realizes how her siblings complain about her jokes, she gives up her passion. But the others feel bad about it, so they have to show Luan that she is funny.
No Spoilers (Airdate: TBA)
>Knowing Leni’s history of spoiling surprises, the kids decide not to tell her about Mom’s upcoming party. But keeping Leni away is no easy task.
An older Lily is a cute Lily!
someone draw Polly taking a huge shit.
>>11465071
>Polly
Eww, no. Margo would be better.
>>11465120
i disagree
>>11465280
I don't like Polly's big chin. It's ugly.
http://tlb.booru.org/index.php?page=post&s=view&id=47811
UNF
LEWD LILY IS NOT ALLOWED IN MY THREAD
>>11465422
a bit late to the party >>11465376
so guys, today i just found out there's apparently a whole estate+castle for sale in Slovakia for 6 500 000 euros. we could try and fundraise that shit and go live there together.
You have just seen perfection.
私はリンの中で射精したい
I WANT TO CUM INSIDE HAIKU
>>11465719
>>11465737
What?
I, DIO, will be avatarfagging for the this hour.
>>11465376
Whoever made this should do more Lily.
>>11465719
私はカミカケをひねりたい
>>11465737
I WANT TO TINKLE ON CUMMY CAT
>>11465006
kys ultrafat
>Pheebus hasn't done anything in 2 weeks
This thread's already off to a bad start.
>>11465865
it was off to a bad start when ultratrace made it way to early so he could use his shit as op
>>11465719
>>11465737
>>11465781
>>11465790
Is this the merging of 2 universes?
One where Nick picks up Savino's show and anther were he pitches his idea over seas and it gets picked up by Sunrise.
>>11465882
YES YES YES I'M LUNA LOUD, THE GAY SISTER! YES YES, PRAISE ME, TUMBLR! PRAISE MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
DUDE SEXUAL LIBERTY, WOMAN POWER! ROCK! JUSTICE! FREEDOM! FUCK YEAH! YEAAAAAAAAAAAHHHH TUMBLR TUMBLR TUMBLR
>>11465882
that's an ugly panaromatic bitranslesbian
Anyone else like watching war footage?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Wb1M1wbEj0U
CAN
WE
GET
MUCH
HIGHER
>>11465907
Sometimes.
>>11465933
SO HIGH
Uhmm, excuse me /TLHG/, but... why is the image in the OP >>11465006 only has white characters?
I found kinda racist/rude the fact that there's only white characters in there, why there's not a single black guy there? You can put Clyde and Clyde's black dad there... but NO, you don't like that.
>>11465943
Who's this guy and why he's not black?
>>11465882
So I have to wonder. Did he put faggots in his show because muh progressive society free of hate or because he knew tumblr and other such retards would give it millions in free publicity?
Neck
>>11465913
You should watch it familia, its really good
Would you eat Mr Loud's cooking?
This thread fills me with memories. Not necessarily good ones, but memories nonetheless.
>>11466045
gross
Lincoln Loudshikage and Litter Queen
>>11466142
OH
OH
WAIT A MINUTE
IS THIS A JOJO REFERENCE RIGHT!? :DDDD
*Laughs*
Anyone has a simple idea to draw?
>>11466188
Leni as Vladimir Lenin.
Comrade Leni.
>>11466188
Lori and Leni sharing a giant milkshake.
>>11466188
just draw a clothes swap or a sister acting as other
>>11466188
pic with two siblings of choice
>>11466188
Lana dressed as Lynn
pyg here taking complex draw requests
Take that
>>11466232
You finally realizing that no one wants you here anymore
>>11466232
Lucy and Leni making a pizza.
>>11466246
>kysfag's being tsundere for pyg again
So cute!
>>11466267
Fuck i got tagged with being kysfag
SOMEONE GIVE ME A (You)!!! PLZ
>>11466293
From the moment your fingers touched the first key, you were fated to be absorbed by the autistic hivemind that is kysfag.
>>11466312
Spend it wisely, friend.
>>11466312
>>11466232
this with Lincoln
>>11466326
Can i be anti-kysfag
>>11466356
It is too late, the corruption of your soul has already begun.
>>11465357
like i give a fuck what you like
>>11466312
CÁLLATE CARAJO, AHORA REGRESE A /BASURERO/ O SINO LE SACO LA RECONCHA DE SU MADRE.
>>11466381
Shid.
Reminder kysfag was right in the end.
>>11466414
reminder to check my trips
Someone propose a topic of discussion, preferably related to the cartoon.
>>11466414
kysfag could never be right. He always has been, and always will be a self-defeating force.
>>11466443
Alright.
Based on the title pic: Is Friend of Faux going to be a Lisacoln episode? Will the writers be able to make Lisa a popular character?
>>11466334
What the!?
>>11466443
Let's talk about Louds who could survive on their own in a post-apocalyptic world. Getting the obvious out of the way, Lisa's intelligence would allow for her to construct solutions to nearly any threat the collapse of civilization would pose to her, bar the possibility of crippling loneliness after being deprived of her family.
>>11466479
>>11466479
>Will the writers be able to make Lisa a popular character?
There's no way they can do that.
I bet there's gonna be a strong status quo at the end of the episode just like the previous two Lisa episodes.
>>11466535
I don't know, Season 2 made Lisa one of my favorite characters in the show, and in Season 1 she was probably my less favorite character, so I'm still hopeful.
>>11465705
>6500000 euros
Can you calculate that to dollars for an amerifatass like me? Or preferably Bison Bucks?
>>11465846
Really? It feels like only a couple of days.
>>11466558
What has season 2 have done with Lisa to make her one of your favorite characters? Do you like her scat fetish or her overall weird personality?
>>11466528
Depends on what kind of apocalypse.
For someone of her intellect how would she fair in an SMT style end-of-the-world scenario? How about the rapture?
>>11466596
Her weird personality, it makes her more interesting for me.
This is Lily. Say something nice to her.
>>11466579
>Or preferably Bison Bucks
i have no idea what that is, but in dollars at the current rate it'd be about 7822977.5 according to google.
considering the site claimed it was an actual fucking estate with 6,030,000 square metres i'd say it's not much at all.
here's the link:https://www.prestigeproperty.co.uk/30-bed-castle-trebostovo-martin-zilina-slovakia-178299
>>11466657
the tumblrettes will now play their hit song: Hate the White Man!
>>11466665
She's shit, bievos
>>11466656
She's okay to me. I don't find her so interesting but she's moderately funny.
>>11466665
Just stop, you're never gonna get those numbers.
>>11466665
Rip your quints
>>11466665
nice quints FOOL
>>11466644
she should be smart enough to get the hang of demon summoning/cotracts and persuading demons to help her so she could fare pretty well. she'd probably also calculate the best fusions and skills, so her team should be pretty balanced.
>>11466528
i think Linc could depending on the type of apocalypse. he's fairly versatile and as seen in the "alone in the woods" episode can do reasonably well for himself. then again i am kinda biased regarding this topic.
>>11466683
It ain't me.
ITT: Images with people that are literally you
>>11466528
Lori is clever enough to make it on her own as a scavenger. She might end up killing herself if she stays alone for too long though.
Leni is prime breading material and would get picked by a group of survivors that would take care of her. It wouldn't be a good life, but she would make it.
Lynn would be able to hold out for a while. Her long term survival depends on her finding another group to pick up the slack in the areas she's lacking in.
Lana's lack of aversion to doing dirty things will give her a head start on other survivors. If she's smart enough to stock resources she could last long enough to develop the skills she'll need for long term survival. Her knowledge of animals will also come in handy when has to learn to hunt. Her knowledge of mechanics could as come in handy later.
You pretty much covered Lisa.
>>11466772
/Real theory hours/
Luan is the only sisters with curved eyelashes, what did Savino meant with this?
>>11466772
>>11466849
You're a jew?
>>11466644
Given enough time to gather resources, Lisa would likely be able to handle the various demons. Her ability to examine situations and deduce optimum efficiency would also allow her to realize how to go about allying with certain demons and getting others subjugated. The Rapture's not really a post-apocalypse, though. That's just a straight apocalypse with no continuation afterward.
>>11466727
Lincoln's got the definite capability to survive, but he's also fairly naive and easily lured by the prospect of something he wants. It wouldn't be hard to see Lincoln falling for a trap and getting killed in the process.
>>11466786
>Lori commits suicide as her mental disorders overwhelm her from lack of socialization
>Leni gets turned into a broodmother
The wastes are not a kind place for the blondes.
>>11466824
Luan isn't straight.
>>11466916
Luna isn't straight and she has straight eyelashes.
El poeta aquí.
>>11466772
Esta imagen puede comprender hasta cierto punto la certitud de mis rasgos físicos, pero carece de la expresividad de mis emociones en cuanto a la transformación de mi apariencia, pero con certitud es una gran forma de comunicar en el medio proactivo.
>>11466928
Plot twist: Sam is a trap.
>>11466973
Suck my dick Poeta
Would Luan survive in a post-apocalyptic scenario? I think she'd probably stay alive, but snap and go off the deep-end with nothing to hold her back.
>>11467015
>"WHAT DO YOU MEAN, GIRL? YOU HAVEN'T KILLED THE BEAR OUTSIDE???"
>"It's a... BEARy ugly situation, boss... Hahaha, Get it?"
>...
>"What're you doing with that gun?"
>>11466824
She's funny like that
>>11466999
NO CADETE, EL POETA NO COBRA POR CHUPAR PINGAS, AHORA CÁLLENSE CARAJO.
-Aun así, sigues siendo gay, poeta.
-Carajo, cállate jaguar.
>>11466528
I think it's safe to say that Luna wouldn't do so well. Especially without any modern comforts she enjoys, and that her rocking out may result in her giving away her location to a predator or rival survivors, resulting in a bad end.
we need more Muscle Growth content, both of Lincoln...
>Pedozilla won't stop celebrating and jerking off on cam to the Lily porn today.
This is what the discord has devolved into..
>>11467336
and of his sisters(and pretty much any other female character in the show)
>>11467345
>Giving Pedozilla any attention whatsoever
This is your problem, anon-kun. Reap what you've sown.
>>11467356
>>11467336
DO YOU EVEN LIFT BRO???
Lynn is the best!
>>11467393
I really should honestly
>>11467444
Lynn is always on patrol for the thots.
Lily with a knife
>>11467512
cringe
Me hare un bigote con la crema para rasuaaaaar
>>11467444
>Cop Lynn
UNF NICE.
>>11467548
CÁLLATE CARAJO.
What the fuck happened to him?
Habla ingles por favor.
>>11467595
>rabbit
UMA DELICIA.
>>11467613
Haha no, fuck you.
Wait, wtf? no, WHAT HAVE YOU DONE?
NOOOOOOOO!!!!!!
>>11465376
>>11465769
Fuck off Pedozilla
It's over.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RaQfM89pdOQ
>>11467703
Hey, you're still alive. Good to see you around here.
אני רוצה לצוץ בתוך לני
>>11467703
Hello Luingi
You said such cruel words about him. Such harshness, such unfaithfulness. But he came back still, his home destroyed by natural disasters.
How could you believe those lies about him leaving you all so quickly, with so little proof?
>>11467613
YA CÁLLESE CADETE, NO COMPRENDE QUE ESTE NO ES SU CUADRA O BARRIO, ASÍ QUE AVÍVESE O SINO LE VAN SACAR LA MIERDA ALLÍ AFUERA.
>>11467647
>>11467743
Y TÚ REGRESA A /BASURERO/ O SINO TE SACO LA RECONCHA DE TU MADRE.
>>11467733
Hahah, being a Carolfag must be hard. Having a character that will literally never appear again as your waifu must suck. But I found it so funny that I don't have pity for anyone who still does Carol shit.
Pathetic as fuck.
>>11467743
???
>>11467703
I love it Duskull
>>11467703
Good job JCM-2
>>11467763
>Duskull
That's Ultrahand, you f*cking piece of shit.
>>11467763
>>11467767
Discord is here
>>11467782
What the f*uck are you talking about?
>"Mr. Savino, you can't put a literal piece of shit as a character"
>"Wanna bet?"
I want to fuck this PigSlut so hard her mind goes completely blank and she can't even form a coherent sentence
>>11467798
fuckin delet this
>>11467798
WRONG.
>>11467804
YOU
You're the cancer that's killing /TLHG/!
You're like the bastard son of a one-night meet up between kysfag and Lilyfag.
You doesn't deserve to be part of these threads!
Go fucking kill yourself, piece of useless shit!
>>11467826
Shut the fuck up, eme
>>11467843
YOU
You're the cancer that's killing /TLHG/!
You're like the bastard son of a one-night meet up between kysfag and Lilyfag.
You doesn't deserve to be part of these threads!
Go fucking kill yourself, piece of useless shit!
>>11467826
>>11466528
>20 year old man
>Would probably die in an apocalypse scenario
>Cautious toward others, but only due to total ignorance in my life
>Submissive and can't speak out against others, so would get smothered by a group
>Can't defend myself verbally
I'm fucked
>>11467703
YOU
You're the cancer that's killing /TLHG/!
You're like the bastard son of a one-night meet up between kysfag and Lilyfag.
You doesn't deserve to be part of these threads!
Go fucking kill yourself, piece of useless shit!
>>11467866
Dont blame yourself anon, if something like that happens probably all anons from this general are going to die in maybe 4 or 5 months. I really doubt someone being a survivor here.
>>11467715
>>11467731
yo
>>11467798
but that's wrong, Leni is best Loud sister
>>11467999
who would the convicts be?
>>11467999
Checked
>>11467743
Considering he'd basically abandoned this place for months beforehand and has once again fucked off immediately? I'm not trusting a word he says. He hurt us once, we'd be fools to act like everything is the way it used to be.
okay so did everyone from the fucking discord come here or what?
show yourselves you fuckers
>>11468155
What's a Discord?
>>11468155
pyg reporting in.
>>11468183
Nice try kysfag, but she left discord long time ago
>>11467743
>>11468183
I love all of you anyways
ULTRAHAND, PLEASE DRAW A HOT NON-FAT LOUD ASS!
PLEASE
PLEAAAASE
ULTRAHAND, PLEASE DRAW MORE FAT LYNN!
PLEASE
PLEAAAASE
>>11468155
You got wrong. People go Discord from here. Not other way.
https://youtu.be/av-7GuMyk7U
Thoughts?
>>11468243
The thumbnail looks like Lincoln ripped a big fart in front of Luan.
>>11466023
Probabily a little of A and a little of B. Nick wants thier big show to be "open" to all for max appeal. While the cast (who probably go on tumbler and 4chan and get fan art) know people will talk and go "Hey no such thing as bad publicity".
It's been a long day. Hmu with requests
>>11468233
Care to repeat that in english?
>>11468270
Thread to Discord a go-go bye-bye
>>11468233
bullshit. the CC discord is closed off to non-CCs and most people from there have been there since the times of drawfaggot. and CCs from there have been known to show up here on occasion, once one even got banned for leaking discord shit here.
so no, they're the ones sneaking in here
>>11468268
Leni drawn like
>Pic
>>11468268
Shinji Ikari crying.
>>11468268
Loan putting a blanket on a sleeping Lupa.
>>11468181
a place people migrated to in hopes of making it better than /tlhg/ and that actually got worse.
>>11468268
luan doing an epic school shooting prank
>>11468335
It's just a prank bruh
>>11468217
>Lynn
>Fat
Those words can't even be used in the same sentence.
Why not tell us watcha
>WATCHIN
>PLAYIN
>LISTENIN TO
>DRAWIN
>WRITIN
>WHATEVER-IN
>>11468376
FLY
PUNCH
AND DODGE
I want to fuck Leni silly
>>11468395
Is this one of his Discord exclusives? Never forgive or forget.
>>11468421
Why would cut out the best part???
Leni isn't loli
I want to make Leni cry.
>>11468268
Carol sucking Lincoln's cock while Lori sees them behind the couch
>>11468428
This is like months old dude.
He came here sometimes and did requests.
Like all those clothes swap pics.
>>11468297
>>11468442
Okay I'll send the best part
>>11468442
>Leni isn't loli
She has the mind of one.
>>11468465
I love this
>>11468468
It would have to be months old since he hasn't taken requests in months.
>>11468395
Hot dog?
>>11468442
Here ya go
>>11468535
Nah that's Cold Cat's work.
>>11468268
This in Loud house style
>>11468392
this ain't /v/
>>11468576
IT AIN'T ME
>>11468476
Those eyes
>My fucking sides
So, how was your saturday? Did you do everything you wanted?
>>11468639
It sucked ass.
>>11468639
i was fine i.... well im not sure... i feel weird
>>11468639
>>11468639
ive decided to make a lisa tulpa
>>11468670
Would you rather have a buffalo take a diarrhea dump in your ear?
>>11468695
Aside from the fact that tulpas don't exist. Why would you waste your time making a tulpa that looks like lisa?
Tell me of Leni's lady-holes.
>>11468714
If it meant that the rest of day went how I wanted then sure.
>>11468734
It's constantly getting filled with Clyde's coon goo
>>11468726
she is my wiafu
>>11468335
>>11468779
10/10
>>11468769
Telling lies is a sin, anon.
>>11468788
>Luan with green eyes
Sick
Disgusting
Terrible
NO GOOD!
>>11468834
Everyone knows Luna has green eyes.
>>11468392
>WATCHIN
Game Sack
>PLAYIN
Black Mesa
>LISTENIN TO
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MmIqYmG
>DRAWIN
stuff
>>11468788
>>11468826
She neeeeeeeeeds
More Luancoln
>>11468714
I remember that guy mostly for his Godzilla's movies reviews rather than his videogame stuff.
>>11468779
Nice.
FAAAT ASSES
>>11468861
Aww, this time you didn't forgot that her socks are yellow.
>>11468639
Work was horrible and I feel exhausted.
How you doin?
>>11468949
>pyg
>>11468936
Man Big Poppa Pump's mic skills suck, every time he gets on the mic it's comedy gold.
>>11468861
cute
Hey guys, Lorifag from a couple days back here. I don't know how many of you care, but for those of you who do, here's how Friday went.
>Went and picked up my cousin from her apartment.
>Asked her what she felt like since I couldn't decide on a food place.
>Says she hasn't had sushi in a while
>Went to all you can eat sushi joint.
>Pretty packed, but we get a table in the back.
>Start talking, catching up on life.
>She asks me if I have a girlfriend.
>Tell her I've been too busy with other shit to actively pursue someone.
>Ask her back.
>Says she's too ugly for guys to want to date her.
>Laugh and say she's too cute for me to believe that.
>She laughs too.
>Asks what kind of women I like.
>Shrug and say ones that aren't ugly.
>We both laugh, and she starts taking guesses to figure out what I like.
>Keeps at it even though I told her I'm not that complex.
>Out of the blue, she asks if I'm an assman.
>Nearly spit out my drink.
>She makes a joke about how she remembers I hated it when she'd touch me with her butt, asked if it left an impression on me.
>Laugh it off as a nostalgia moment.
>Nothing else really happens.
>We leave and go see Baby Driver as was suggested.
>Entertaining/10
>Leave and start heading back to my place.
>Both too tired and full of popcorn to want to drive for an extra hour.
>We make it back to my place and just crash in my living room.
>Someone turned on the television, not sure who, but woke up to the sound of American Dad.
>See her passed out.
>Go get a blanket and put it on her.
>See her skirt is sort of bunched up.
>Can see most of her ass.
>Out of curiosity touch it.
>Feels nice.
>Pull her skirt down and slide a pillow under her head.
>Go to sleep.
>Take her home in the morning after waffles.
>Says she had fun and we should do it again soon.
>Get a hug and drive off.
And that's pretty much everything.
>>11468639
Got a date with a girl.
I was fun, but I have very high standards for women since my last gf who was a goddess in every way.
I might invite her again, who knows?
I guess only Leni could fulfill that hole in my heart.
>>11469006
Ultra... do you know what's dry humping?
>>11468908
>>11469009
Incest is wincest anon, go for it. She might be into you.
>>11469050
Just humpin with clothes on
>ultratrace spams his shit randomly again
>20 years old
>Listen to Morrissey
>Don't feel attracted to women in real life
>Only jerk off once a day
>Don't really feel a strong sexual attraction to anything or anyone now that I'm not a 14 year old boy anymore
Does anybody else share this feeling?
I don't think I've genuinely checked-out a member of the opposite sex throughout the entirety of my life.
>>11469054
>Tfw it's the first day in two years these meme does not apply to me
>>11469082
If you can watch Alien without a hard-on then you have trouble.
>>11469009
Sounds like a nice day, anon!
>>11468639
No. Hated by the person you love, breaking bonds with people you care, pushing away those who want to help.
>>11469114
Are you me?
>>11469009
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MTLtFDkyryI
That's good to hear anon.
No spurging out, nothing too awkward, and you got a little touch in there. I'd call that a success for sure.
You thinking about going out with her again?
>>11469080
Can you do something like that with a ship you like? (Like Luancoln). Not something detailed, just a half-made sketch.
>>11469109
I like how there's some dude making cartoons just for me.
I mean like 10 people are gonna see this cartoon before it goes into the internet garbage dump, but I'm glad I was here to see it.
>>11469127
Gimme a Luancoln idea and I might doodle it
>>11469086
>This meme has never not applied to me
>I'm 24 years old
>>11469159
>>11469127
kys samefag
>>11469159
With their proportions kissing looks really awkward.
Reminder:
>>11469009
Wow nice day mate.
>>11469047
A 3D girl is always better than a 2D anon.
>>11469082
Probably you still dont find the chosen one or you just have a mental disorder. No offense.
>>11469159
Can you do Luan and Lincoln sitting together on a couch, with Luan's hair down?
>>11469183
>>11469183
Sometimes it can
>>11469183
>>11469189
kys ultrasamefag
>>11469186
>A 3D girl is always better than a 2D anon.
why deceive him so? has he not suffered enough?
Anyone else think luan's breath would constantly smell like corn nuts?
>>11469212
Never ate it or know the scent so I wouldn't know.
>>11469159
Oh shit, I forgot I was here.
Uhh.. Luan is forced to sit over Lincoln's crotch area, and she starts dry humping him as a prank.
>>11469212
How do they smell?
>>11469236
you can stop samefagging now, no one is buying it
>>11469193
>>11469196
These too.
>>11469189
I could do somethin with Luan's hair down
>>11469247
Like Corn and Nuts.
>>11469257
kys ultra
>>11469247
I can't describe it but it leaves a lingering smell on your breath for hours, kind of like funyuns
>>11469267
>kind of like funyuns
like what now?
>>11469122
I'm way worse. Falling in a spiraling loop of depression and finding comfort in it.
>>11469277
>>11469260
So, it's a good, neutral or bad smell?
>>11469203
When you arrive at a certain point of compression of your own passions, you realize the nonsense of these, then you will look for something more spontaneous, sporane and less idealized I.E something that really exists in this case 3D girls.
>>11469293
If you like the smell of Corn and Nuts, then you'll enjoy it.
>ultrafat spams his gabrage then has a conversation with himself
pathetic
>>11469277
You never heard of funyuns? where the hell do you live?
>>11469281
>Falling in a spiraling loop of depression and finding comfort in it.
I don't know what you're going through, but I can relate to that. It's almost like I enjoy the feeling of being depressed, and that's what keeping me from bettering myself.
>>11469212
She would definitely love their old jingle
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dS18jHMmhAI
FUCK
>>11469351
now that anon posted the image i know what they are, they just don't have that name here. if it ain't a big name like Cheetos, Doritos or such i guess it's doomed to have a billion different names all over the place.
>>11469376
No cursing out of context in this thread Mister.
>>11469073
>>11469103
>>11469126
>>11469186
I had a pretty decent time, Baby Driver was essentially Drive 2.0 for me. Had low expectations and came out pleasantly surprised. On the non-movie note, I would feel extremely conflicted making any sort of move on her. I can't just unremember sticking my dick in her butt. And I don't even think she'd reciprocate any feelings like that anyway. Even if she did, though marrying your cousin is legal in California, it doesn't make it any less awkward to explain it to your family. Though I do want to hang out with her again because she's my favorite family member and she's actually really nice to me.
best ship
>>11469297
i'm not saying anon can't love a real girl and settle for her, but 2D girls have the potential to conform to a specific individual's ideal to a degree that is impossible irl. objectively speaking they are superior, but much like "true" communism they're an unobtainable ideal.
The anon who guesses who I am gets a drawing:
Here's a little clue: Bing Bang Attack.
>>11469427
I want lincoln to go up on becky
>>11469416
>marrying your cousin is legal in California
That's all you need desu
>>11469403
>tfw you will never hear Lisa's DJ set
>>11468392
>WATCHIN
hurricane irma news reports
>PLAYIN
riff racer
>LISTENIN TO
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k9IfHDi-2EA
>DRAWIN
I wish
>WRITIN
I'm trying to develop an idea
>WHATEVER-IN
It's a fine night to chill out!
>>11469416
She seems to have low confidence in herself, you can take advantage of that anon. You can have her if you prey on her weaknesses.
>>11469441
>Comparing my waifu with communism
Fuck off
>>11469448
jackspicer
>>11469414
>tfw you will never heat a Ryan Lewis produced track between Macklemore and Lisa
>>11469478
Who?
>>11469488
A shitty drawfag.
>>11469503
EME?
Which loud likes to listen to Morrissey?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DPRVXTytJQ0
http://tlb.booru.org/index.php?page=post&s=view&id=47775
Oh man, I love Morrissey. Morrissey is the best band ever.
>11469448
kys
>>11469538
congrats footfag. you managed to take an ugly character and make her even worse.
>>11469536
No
I only listen to music made by people who aren't insufferable cunts.
>>11469441
That is the point, you still need to idealize something to love it and that is a big fallacy. YOU NOT LOVE THE PERSON ITSELF, YOU LOVE THE IDEA BEHIND, THAT IDEA IS YOUR PASSION AND THAT PASSION IS NOT ANALIZED BY THE REASON.
>>11469538
Footfags and Pollyfags make me sick
>>11469548
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3qgn1Rc0YJ4
>>11469536
Morrissey is a faggot
I want to listen to this with Leni
>>11469592
Pollyfags don't exist.
>>11469536
not Lincoln. at only 11 he's already mature enough to have developped a taste for supperior music: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XgFy5L11Umw
>>11469452
Just because one can doesn't mean one should.
>>11469463
Why would I want to prey on my most treasured family member?
>>11469594
Yeah Morrissey Morrissey Morrissey
>leni will never call you
>>11469620
forgot pic
I guess you guys don't want any new hot incest art.
>>11469632
>Feels up sleeping cousin
>Why would I want to prey on my most treasured family member?
You tell me anon?
>>11469536
>You will never be an adored metrosexual like Morrissey
>You will always be a 5'7, 120 lb, hispanic secret-sissy man
>>11469416
I mean you don't have to marry her, and if anyone asked you you could always just say that you're just hanging out with your cousin.
It just seems like a waste to not pursue her if even a little bit since she seems to enjoy your company.
Of course you don't want to be like that other anon either. You'll want to pursue but also have patience. She'll grow more at ease and attached to you the more you hang out and just have fun.
>>11469659
We need more hints anon.
>>11469659
Hey, if you're offering, we could always use more Lisacoln.
>>11469586
a true ideal will exist on it's own and draw love by it's very existence and impossibility. loving a self-made ideal is foolish and leads to ruin. no man or woman can be inherently ideal.
>>11469659
I just want Lana playing twister
I want to listen to this with Lola
>>11469678
Lolaposter?
KISAMA.... YAMERO!
>>11469727
NANI?!
I want to listen to this with Lisa
>>11469659
How about lenicoln or lincy? Haven't seen much art of those lately.
>>11469638
>>11469632
Well if you're already taking the extra step to feel her up when she's asleep, then you are already preying on her. You like her, and you want to be with her. Don't bottle up your feelings. You got the tools needed to manipulate her.
>>11469727
pika?
CHECK
>>11469670
>>11469810
Curiosity's one thing, emotionally manipulating someone maliciously is another. I already regret giving into an impulse like that.
>>11469679
I always have to consider if I could marry someone before I initiate any sort of romantic situation. It's the Christian morals. I'm not some sort of guy who'll just go out and have sex with the first thing he sees and then have nothing to do with them later.
>>11469679
There's another anon who was trying to have sex with his cousin?
>>11468392
>WATCHIN
All the tabs with fics I have open
>PLAYIN
FFBE; Fuck Aigiaon
>WRITIN
I haven't forgotten
>WHATEVER-IN
It feels difficult to write scenes where Lynn becomes submissive to Lincoln unless I include stuff that just feels convoluted. And that thought alone irratates me to no end.
>>11469863
Would you get jealous if she got a boyfriend?
>>11469863
well she is your cousin so you should know her fairly well, and you seem to enjoy her company. i'd say the whole "could i marry her" issue is pretty moot.
it might be hard to explain it to your family but they'll come around to it eventually even if it takes time.
you don't need to prey on her to be with her, and that's the whole point, if she makes you happy and is happy with you then take the dive. better she be with you than with some random fucker who could abuse her.
>>11469908
I remember there was an anon a week ago saying that his sister caught him jacking off.
>>11469863
>Atheist
>Feel upset when women act like dogs toward me and just want to have sex
>Feel an intense emptiness and disappointment in my fellow human being that they'd devalue me and themselves into mindless animals
For me, nothing is more off putting than a woman openly being attracted to a man in the worst way possible.
Your next line is "Clyde is shit".
I Vegeta, prince of all Saiyans, get.
>>11469999
>>11470002
Terrible
>>11469932
>It feels difficult to write scenes where Lynn becomes submissive to Lincoln unless I include stuff that just feels convoluted. And that thought alone irratates me to no end.
well it's not really like her to be submissive to anyone so unless you have a very good reason for it it'd naturally be hard to write. the easiest route would be exploiting her competitiveness and/or love of sports (like Lincoln baiting her into freezing or going dog-mode)
>>11470002
>prince
You've got that right.
>>11470011
well, double dubs are good too.
>>11470002
How do you fuck up so much, Vegeta?
>>11469999
Joseph?
>>11470026
I'm a Prince, SUPER Saiyan elite, and generally better than all of you.
>>11470039
Right.
>>11470055
Fuck you.
I want to listen to this with everybody here
>>11469908
As far as I know maybe? I was more so referring to an anon who said he ruined this relationship he had with someone caused he touched her ass.
>>11469863
All or nothing eh? I can respect that, but at the same time it's not uncommon for relationships to last only a couple of years even if the two dating liked each other. How do you feel about it? Do you like her enough that you'd consider marrying her?
>>11469957
No. I'm not some sorta anime character. She's free to live her life as she sees fit, though she's definitely too shy to let someone like chadwick von chadinson take advantage of her.
>>11469959
Of course, but this supposes that she'd even want to be with me in the first place, and I'm nowhere near certain of that. It's not something I've had run through my mind on a consistent basis.
>>11469967
While I cannot sympathize with your lack of faith, I share your sentiments on the lack of restraint and virtue present in the women of our time.
>>11470105
Why this album in particular?
>>11470105
I'd rather listen to Saint anger
>>11470105
I want to listen to this with everybody here.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aRSRLwN8W-U
I'm also Santa Claus
>>11470144
I'd rather listen to Lulu
>>11470105
FRANTIC TIC TIC TIC TIC TIC TOC
>>11470117
If there were a woman that I'd want to have my kids, it would likely be someone like her.
>>11470153
You gonna give me a bike?
>>11470105
Tick tock
tock
tick
tock
>>11470126
>Of course, but this supposes that she'd even want to be with me in the first place, and I'm nowhere near certain of that. It's not something I've had run through my mind on a consistent basis.
well consider that if she actually resented you for the past she'd never want to stay close to you again. and if she's as shy as you say yet feels comfortable with you, then you're already one step ahead of everyone else without even trying.
sometimes you have to be selfish. if you feel happy with her go after her. it doesn't have to be 0 to 100, but start building it up.
>>11470126
Well if you have no romantic feelings for her, and it's just your temptation to touch her ass. Then fine I guess it best for you to leave it alone, and stay friends. But if you're gonna do that, stop preying on your cousin, you might give her the impression that you're romantically interested in her.
>>11470180
I'm gonna give you coal if anything at all.
You're already on the naughty list.
pedozilla is going to be crushed!
>>11470010
>or going dog-mode
Consider that's pretty much the basis for the story, yeah. I guess I'm having trouble visualizing how she'd go from her usually spunky self, to allowing herself to be taken advantage of by Lincoln.
It's not that I don't have a plan, but the idea of Lincoln being forced into this 'game' of sorts by Lynn only for him to eventually turn the tables on her and become the domm kinda feels a little contrived.
>>11470204
Give me my bike, you fat fuck.
>>11470215
you could make it an initial shot in the dark, an all-or-nothing on his part. as in he's so fed up of losing and getting hi shit pushed in, he just tries the first dumb idea or rule he can think of, not expecting it to actually work. from there he starts testing the extents of her ultra competitive nature and how he can use it to his advantage.
>>11470209
not cool bro..
>>11470182
>>11470172
Man, I'm glad I listened to all of those Metallica fans.
New Metallica sucks balls.
Ska is better:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VBj1aONf_sA
>>11470176
Well then genuinely consider what >>11470194 is saying. You seem to hold a lot of feelings for her and she definetly seems to like you. You could be wasting your time or maybe you have something that can blossom into something genuine. If you like her enough that you'd consider raising a child with her, than what's to stop you from maybe pursuing her?
Just, you know, don't rush it.
>>11470282
>Ska is better
there is not a single song that ska is better than you checkered faggot
>>11470292
This
>tfw we go full Girl Guru and have an anon reach happiness with his cousin
and people say we're bad.
>>11470194
>>11470292
I suppose that you're likely right. Still feels sort of creepy to entertain the notion, though.
>>11470201
Again, I'd not planned it, and I really don't consider doing it again.
And man, where did my life go so wrong to the point where I'm taking advice from a western incest harem discussion group on how to romantically pursue my cousin?
>>11470368
Are there any other anons who want to fuck a family member that we can help?
>>11470105
Gay-tallica? no way, anal warlock
>>11470368
Is it normal to be a 21 year old virgin man?
I've never even kissed a girl before.
I'm scared because it feels like most other 21 year olds are miles ahead of me socially. They're all in weird dress and attire, and I'm dressed in jeans a t-shirt like I was back in high-school.
I could lose my virginity to a crack-lady up the street, or I can lose it to a girl on Tinder, but I might as well go pay a hooker if I'm going to do either of those things.
>>11470410
Now hold on just a moment. Cousins is sorta the only acceptable one. We shouldn't be entertaining the idea of dicking non-cousin family members.
>>11470273
Well its more of a petplay kinda thing.
And that aside, it's just trouble some to wonder how I'd get from point A to point B while staying at least somewhat logical.
Point A being Lynn forcing Lincoln into her usual shenanigans, and Point B being Lincoln forcing/persuading Lynn to piss in the backyard.
>>11470400
well we should be specialists on incest if anything.
but your life didn't go wrong, it simply went. and it took you here, so take what you have and what we give you and keep going.
>>11470427
I'll be your first, anon-kun
>>11470410
>Kind of wanted to fuck my cousin
>She got married before I had the chance to
>>11470427
but do you really care about it?
>>11470400
Your life didn't go wrong, it just gave you this opportunity. You don't have to take it, but you'll probably be regretting if you don't at least try.
Besides its not like this is your only shot. Why not just give it a genuine attempt at see how you fare?
>>11470464
>genuinely wanted to date my cousin
>didn't do anything
>she becomes a crack addict a few years later
>>11470490
I don't care but, I'm scared that I should.
I'm worried that I'll die alone, and I'll have to start doing what other anon's on this website have done and start visually assaulting themselves at 30 to escape from reality because they have to get with a single-mom/divorced wife or die alone.
>>11470427
>but I might as well go pay a hooker if I'm going to do either of those things
Consider ALL your options anon.
>>11470521
>Not saving your cousin from her terrible life
>Claiming to love her enough to want to date her
>>11470427
i lost mine to a hooker. didn't change my life or anything at all really. sex is highly overrated, all it did was make me realize i am pretty happy with my life as is.
also, life ain't a race. you don't have to beat anyone. if you reach happiness you won, regardless of how others did it or how fast they did, so focus on yourself. that 21yo friend who's married already might look happy but he could be on the verge of a divorce. ever wonder why some people that look like they have perfect lives kill themselves outta nowhere? looks are one thing but truly being content is hard, so i'd say focus on that and not on how you look to others, we have a long fucking way to go.
>>11470567
>>11470545
I think I'm probably going to lose my virginity to a hooker.
I don't see what's wrong with it, and it's not likely I'm going to lose it to someone that hasn't done it before now that I'm an adult.
The only issue is that I'll be fulfilling some girl's prophecy she told me would happen when I was 16. She straight up laughed in my face and said "You're going to lose your virginity to a hooker", and it kind of hurts that she'll soon be right.
>>11470427
>>11470540
you only think you have to care because the stereotypical model of a "perfect life" is getting a job, getting married, having kids and living the married life into old age. yet how many people truly are happy with that? did your parents and their parents really not regret anything, did they achieve everything they wanted to in life?
bottom line is, do what you want to do not what you think you should do.
>>11470682
that's sad, anon
captcha: route bulli
>>11470682
You can still prove her wrong, and not lose your virginity at all.
>>11470682
You do you anon, but its no big deal if you do or don't.
>>11470547
I'm guessing I didn't really care enough then. I was an awkward shit at around that time, and while I still am I've just gotten better at hiding it.
Do you guys think I have a shot with pyg? I'm not a good-looking guy, and my personality is pretty boring.
>>11470709
>>11470718
I don't know where to get a girlfriend. I can't get one at my job, and I can't get one at Wal-mart either.
The bar is where you get a girl that isn't a good one.
I'm not good enough socially to network to a girlfriend.
Life is pretty hard, but I don't think I want to lose my virginity via money. I'd rather wait and either die a virgin or get a girlfriend that I feel something for even if she's experienced.
>>11470682
so what? at least with a hooker you know what you get, and for the right price you'll get better than what you would in some random nightclub. a hooker also won't care if you're inexperienced, a good one might even be willing to teach you a few things. don't fool yourself, to them this shit is pretty common.
as for her, don't feel too bad, they laugh while they're young and all the guys want them, then they hit 30 without a stable relationship and either become single moms or go full desperate.
>>11470789
do you even live near her, though? i'm pretty sure people said she's a spic or a br.
>>11470803
It's just life man, men have it rough in the dating word. If you're a socially awkward man then your dating life is fucked. Just get the hooker, bro.
>>11470819
I'm pretty sure I don't live near her. And I don't care about her race. I just wanna know if I would have shot, honestly of course.
>>11470803
Fuck this guy >>11470834
Using your money for sex is for ultra faggots.
Losing your virginity via a hooker does not count
>>11470873
You can't fight the facts. If you can't hold a conversation, you are doomed. These are the facts.
>>11470908
No, anon. We must have ideals.
We must believe in something.
WE HAVE TO SHOW THEM OUR WAY WORKS!
>>11470873
>Using your money for sex is for ultra faggots.
Losing your virginity via a hooker does not count
it's just sex. people who make a fuss about sex, virginity and such do it because their lives are empty, it's all they have. successful and rich people pay hookers all the fucking time, even politicians, they give no shits because they know it's stupid.
and you use your money regardless, it's just that one will ask for it upfront while the other will sic the drinks, the ride and the motel on you, and maybe not even go beyond a bj.
>>11470873
Some men spend their money on dates, and they don't even get a kiss.
>>11470427
>They're all in weird dress and attire, and I'm dressed in jeans a t-shirt like I was back in high-school.
As long as it's not a graphic T-shirt and your jeans aren't real baggy then you're fine
>>11470985
Dude doing sex just for the sake of lust is pathetic.
I can pay myself a hooker any day but I rather expend it on something else since my self-esteem is not shit and jerk off is enough to make the lust disappear.
>>11471045
and what the fuck is wrong with a graphic t-shirt? what, after you become older it all has to be flat colors and polos?
so long as it isn't anime or "nerd" shit it's fine.
>>11471087
Sorry to offend you and your closet full of graphic tees
>>11471070
sex feels good and sometimes a guy wants to slap a firm butt and grab some breasts without having to spend the night courting some girl in a bar. it's as simple as that.
but if you're happy jerking off then go for it, i don't care either way and neither should you.
>>11471087
t. manchild
>>11471128
>>11471145
t. old fogeys
>>11471087
There is nothing wrong with wearing attire related to anime or 'nerd'
>>11471128
i've seen business owners go around with graphic tees, and they have more money than you and i will have anytime soon, maybe ever. you can also wear polos, suits and so on, but there's nothing wrong with a graphic tee when you're in a casual outing.
rejecting the things you used to like to seem more mature is textbook immaturity, anon.