/scaly/ - Scaly General #288 Post lewd reptiles and discuss

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>no blurb

>>11461522
This is how we die.

I can't wait for the final version of Adine cloaca.

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I want to be a Tama!

Scaly feet please.

>>11461559
No, go make a foot thread and take your fetish elsewhere.

>>11461522
>>11461535
Fuck sake. I didn't notice when copying OP of previous thread. Now I gotta dig an older one up from the archive or some shit.

>>11454914
Auspher pretends he's not even a scalie though, despite writing several novel's worth of dragon erotica and drawing a bunch of porn.
I even showed him this general and he said he wanted nothing to do with us. I don't really know what to make of it.

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>>11461559

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This dragon.

And this dragon accessories.

>>11461623
He seems to have issues and is a dick. He'll probably come crawling back to the community he hates so much once his "serious" writing doesn't pan out.

>>11461630
>This dragon
What about it? You can't just make a sentence like that.

>>11461646
It's weird because he's obviously really good at what he does, and he's popular and well-respected for it. I don't know why he'd be ashamed of it.

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>>11461669
Do you have a problem with this dragon?
Fine.

That dragon.

>>11461687
Im not sure who you guys are talking about exactly but I have a similar problem.

Being a degenerate isn't the best sometimes.

>>11461687
Because people can be weird about that kind of stuff sometimes. I remember someone on Sofurry posting a snake sex story they had written, and below the story was a huge text about Christianity and how people who don't repent for having these kinds of desires would end up burning in hell. That was weird.

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>>11461805
>*appear*
fuck lol

>>11461839
>lmao just put a human mouth on the dragoness
Looks like a fucking horse.

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>>11461559
Worship

>>11461736
auspher or ausfer, the writer of Dragon Ranch and The Persistent Dragon.
He's really good but a weird guy and kind of a dick.

>>11461701
nooooooooo
You have to make it a complete sentence like "I like this dragon" or "this dragon is sexy"

>>11461938
But there's more to it.
There's more to "this dragon".

>>11461839
>>11461863
>Looks like a fucking horse.
That's what I was thinking, the anatomy in general is just kind of... Not sexy. That doesn't mean I don't want to see more of an established comic though, if that's what this is.

>>11461892
At some point there is a line and this is well beyond it. I don't even understand how anyone could find this sexually exciting, it's just so bizarre.

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I despise western cartoon artstyles in porn. I dont see how anyone thinks this Looney tunes/disney style is at all attractive and not autistic af.

>>11462179
Same.

>>11462179
I accept it if it's Rule 34 and perfectly emulates the original style.

>>11462179

In these threads?

>>11462239
The comics in the current thread are an example, and why I posted this in the first place.

I know its a bit of a generalization, there are some western cartoon styles that work in porn, but this Warner Bros style definitely doesnt imo.

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>>11462309

Oh yeah, I can see that. The comic's story just distracted me from thinking of the actual art. Unfaithful people are a big turn off for me.

>>11461643
I'm blaming you, I'm so blaming you if my keyboard doesn't work anymore.

>>11462631
?

>>11462666
Thanks to your image I performed a voluntary personal protein spill all over my numpad.

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>>11462809

He came all over his keyboard.

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>>11462809
>voluntary personal protein spill
>voluntary

I'm no lawyer (nor am I the anon you're replying to), but I think that pretty much absolves any other party of wrongdoing in this instance.

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These devs know exactly what they are doing.

>>11463328
what game is dat

>>11463374
I think it's Divinity OS 2.

>>11463411
At least that game had sexy lizzers, is recent, there was a beta (I think) and looks pretty.

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>>11463374
This >>11463411 is correct.

>>11463328
source on the vid?

>>11463452
https://youtu.be/mx9aFq0jWGs?t=2257
bout 30 minutes in for the actual scene, I'd say

>tfw raptors and wyverns are not reason enough to reinstall skyrim

What am I to do?

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I'm gonna blow Bryce and none of you can stop me!

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I want a dragon to fuck me~

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I'm not sure if AWSW dragons actually say 'geez' and what the connotations of dragon-jesus might be but it sounds cute as heck.

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I also got a slighty-more-lewd version that was promised earlier

wtf is wrong with this art

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>>11464112
I'd prefer a big-dicked kobold

>>11464133
>>11464120
LOOKING
GOOD
SENPAI

>>11464120
>>11464133
Doesn't she have a vertical tail fin rather than a horizontal one?

Anyway, this is good and you really should do more AWSWs (though I already said that last thread, didn't know if you got that.)

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>>11464133
>>11464120
Dragon Jesus would probably be a human considering their myths.

Also good work, my man.

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>>11464207
I just figured it was a big curvy chunk at the end, but you're probably right on that.

I don't know if I'll do more AWSW soon unless it's commissioned work. I've got a horrible curse where my favourite work can never, ever be shown in respectable company.

This one's just for you though /scaly/

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>>11464410
Now do a vertical version

>>11464410
do you have a place where you post your art? I wanna follow you desu

>>11464410
I'd fucking pay you soon as my budget's balanced again.
There's like 50,000 pairings I need to see more of.

>>11464469
Not the artist, but I think horizontal might actually be more appropriate for this flavour of dino.

>>11464410
>I've got a horrible curse where my favourite work can never, ever be shown in respectable company.
What's your fetish, anon?

>>11464469
I know everyone's got different tastes in dragon junk, so I'll do one tomorrow just for you. Could do a regular human vag/ass version too if anyone's into the real freaky shit.

>>11464484
nexivian.tumblr.com

I don't get much of a chance to post porn often, and if I do it'll come through here first.

>>11464548
Cute girls that are also enormous fire-breathing reptile-creatures.

And handholding

>>11464410
Wew, "Anon". Big thanks! Great work, love it!

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>>11464637
That's okay.

>>11464637
>nexivian
oh shit, I'm already following you. thought that art style was familiar

>>11464637
Do you exist anywhere else?
Like the usual furfag/"art" sites where people tend to offer commissions?

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/scaly/ Rule #3: All art should have both an anthro version and a feral version, as to sate as many people as possible.

/scaly/ Rule 3a: All anthro art of females should have both a flatchested version and a version with Lizzer Titties, and all anthro male art should have both a version with a cloaca and a version with Cock 'N Balls for the same reason.

/scaly/ Rule #1: Bahamut is always relevant and never given enough porn.
/scaly/ Rule #2: Maleficent is always sexy.

>>11464742
No, but I really should exist on FA or whatever else it is that's the FA of the moment. I'll get on that though.

>>11464792
Stop posting

>>11464637
>a regular human vag/ass version
Yes please! This picture is fantastic but I never liked cloaca
(And nobody needs to "correct" me and say I should, because people have different tastes and that's fine)

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>>11464794
Excellent.

All for the sake of DMILF.

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>>11464815

/scaly/ Rule #4: Porn of muscular females (henceforth known as "stronk") will always cause arguments.

>>11464830
>because people have shit fucking taste and that's fine

>>11464637
I hope you'll do something of Emera one day, I don't think she has any sexual artwork.

Also appreciate you for wanting to share here first, that's very kind of you!

>>11464851
Either a shitposter or someone who's opinion doesn't matter to begin with

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>>11464889
>implying anybody's opinion matters

but yes just fishing for (You)s

>>11464934
We really need a Bait image, but it's just a silhouette of Adine's tail next to a fish.

>>11464792
This seems fair.

>>11464830
Ignore the retard, he probably sniffs his socks after he takes him off. Then, remembering how weird he is, he grunts to himself, "fuckin' normies," before farting in his hand and furiously masturbating to the "musk."

>>11464965
I'd love to take Adine's bait.

Fortunately Anon provided.

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butte

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Please keep bants obvious and silly behavior on low
Thank you

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>>11464980

That was the idea: To try and be as fair as possible (and to make as many people happy as possible).

/scaly/ Rule #5 involves pic related.

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>>11465032
>silly behavior on low

>>11465032
You're not the police, fuck yourself.

>>11465041
You made the female cloaca and the slit-instead-of-balls-but-still-separate-asshole people unhappy.

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>>11465059

I haven't seen many complaints from those two groups, so I didn't include them for that reason.

>>11465096
>he doesn't know of the legendary pussy vs cloaca wars
it's literally tits vs flat except a bit further south

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>>11465017
>this is what the liberals wanted for white america all along
>we could have let them win and got scaly
>but it would be bix noods and reptilian aliens
>can't decide
>please help
I wish I had a nervous version of pic related.

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>>11465104

I've only seen the male version of that argument. Also, I'm female.

>>11465096
>I haven't seen many complaints from those two groups, so I didn't include them for that reason.
then maybe lurk the threads for more then 1 or 2 you fucking newfag

>>11465135
Girls on the internet don't exist, anon.
If they do and they say they're girls they're suffering from GOTIS and must be ridiculed.

>>11465135
>Also, I'm female.
you know the rules
tits or gtfo

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>>11465148

I've been here since thread #27, for your information!

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>>11465162
prove it

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>>11465202
>Narse

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>>11465051
>Honks-His-Horn, Clown, has arrived on the station.

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Would you wear the skin of your own kind for crit and evasion skills?

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>>11465227
SCP: containment breach

>>11465247
fucking liggers

I AM A GIRL
AND I HAVE BEEN HERE SINCE THE 27TH THREAD
AND I DON'T HAVE TO PROVE IT TO ANY OF YOU!
YOU ARE ALL A BUNCH OF
RACIST
FASCIST
SEXIST
NAZIIIIIIIISSSSS!!!!!!!!!!

>>11465321
Wrong thread anon. Go back to /pol/ and stay there.

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>>11465288

>>11465342
SEXIST NAZI!!!

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>>11465301
The only good thing about them is banned on all the servers that are worth a damn.

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>Show me your red mana...
>...and I'll show you my white mana.
What did they mean by this?

>>11465462
actually i'm pretty sure that was .44

>>11465480
Show me your mountain and I'll show you my plain?

>>11465579
>Horse cock

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>>11461553
>Thanks for the shout ;_; <3
>I miss you guys too. Most likely I'll wander back before long.
>(Here's hoping anon has found his Tama)

Glad to see he is okay and with a message for you.

Anyone know where raptor anon went? I kinda miss their raptors

>>11465692
Dunno. He just kinda vanished.

>>11465710
Do you think he/she will ever come back?

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>>11465734
Not sure. Hopefully they're still drawing and improving.

>>11465767
RAPTOR-ANONNNNN
WE MISS YOUUUUUUU

>>11465804
I don't, he posted way too often. It's important that he practices frequently, but that doesn't mean post every single thing you make.

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>27 posters
>already halfway through

For who??

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>>11465899
Someone's been dumping all thread, it's pretty annoying.

>>11465899
>pic related
I'd like her more if she wasn't a vore character t b h

>>11465951
for fuck's sake cut it out

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>>11465947
literally every shyguy scaly character

>>11465923
fucking this
god damn FUCKING RACIST SEXIST NAZIS NEED TO STOP POSTING IMAGES!!!!

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>tfw no cyber-augmented lizf to get hydraulic with

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>>11465947
Just become a vorefag my man.

>>11465951
STOP
POSTING
IMAGES!!!

Guys, I think botfag actually started scaleposting.

>>11465947
What, what? I didn't see any vore posted of her.

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>>11465973
When shyguy9 doesn't do vore it's 10/10

>>11466014
He doesn't draw 'em the way I like. It's way too fucking cartoony.

STOP POSTING IMAGES!!!
NOW!!!
AAAAIIIIIGGGHHHHH!!!!!1

>>11465997
nah senpai, I ain't about that life

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>>11466026

>>11466027
but are you about that death

>>11466032
STOP POSTING IMAGES GOD DAMN IT!!!

>11466038
>literally replying to yourself

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>>11466046
SHUT THE FUCK UP NAZI!!!

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>>11466058
>subway

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reverted the fake news

>11466073
>literally replying to yourself

>>11466014
I showed him Adine and he seemed interested in doing some cute harmless stuff with her.

>>11466100
>being so butthurt that people aren't paying attention to your spam that you edit the html of a post, making it look as if said poster replied to themselves
>>>/pol/

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>>11466117
>edit the html of a post
ligga what
do you know what mspaint is

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>>11466108
You did not.

>>11465480
I'm gonna Boros my dick into you

>>11466108
no offense, but you've killed us all

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>>11466117
shut the fuck up racist sexist drumpftard nazi! YOU LIE!!!

Can, we not, please?

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>>11466143
No really, he streamed the other day and I showed him some choice Adine moments, said she was really cute and "d'aww."

>>11466173
Just go to the portal and start over

>>11466204
what the fuck is that thing left of bryce
what the fuck is maverick doing
why the fuck is lorem there

why is that meme still alive

>>11466108

Should have showed him Anna instead desu.

>>11466209
Found the entire 6 issue mini with Spidey and Shark Girl, seems exploitable

http://readcomicbooksonline.net/reader/Spider_Man_And_The_X_Men/Spider_Man_And_The_X_Men_Issue_01

>>11466292

Should have showed him Miles instead desu.

>>11466229
Anna's backside
He's a bad dragon
He was forced to come, his feet hurt

Memes exist in eternal agony after being made

>>11466390
lorem must be removed
maverick must become my bad dragon

>>11465993
Is this from a game?

>>11466437
No, I don't think so.

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>>11466303
>THEY KNOW

>>11466010
There isn't any.

You guys know you're not supposed to reply to trolls right? Even ironically. Even if others do.
Don't reply to this post either.

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>>11466760
FUCK YOU I WON'T DO WHAT YOU TELL ME

Guys replying to trolls on 4chan is something that low powerlevel anons do. I belive /scaly/ can do better.

>>11467212
never make the misake and show your powerlevel

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>>11461579
So does nobody read anything from the pastebins in the OP, then? There's a template right there.

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>>11464410
>That fucking poster in the background

>>11464410
>>11468166
>That fucking poster in the background
Oh shit!

>>11464120
Could you just dedicate your life to drawing literally thousands of variations of Adine's face? The expressions you give her- I just want to see her being happy doing different things.

>>11465462
I can't believe someone capped a rogue scale-themed shitpost I made on an unrelated board.

>>11468292
This is the third (You) saying I can't believe someone saved my x. Were those all 1 person?

argonian incest/tf story idea

fake lore:
>argonian children need hist sap to mature into adults
>it's carried by females in their breasts, males in testicles

story:
>mother of family is not around
>father must feed daughter his semen
>rather than make him jerk it into a pot and distill the sap, she wants him to throatfuck her

should I write it y/n?

>>11461498
Always growing in terms of personality, able to shapeshift in terms of size.

>Human form for dates and visiting cafes
>Anthro form for tailcuddling and sex
>Feral form for comfy sleeping and flying around

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>>11468366

Yes!

>>11468327
On the off chance you aren't shitposting: don't try to force your fetish where it doesn't belong and return to the fat threads where people will actually enjoy what you post.

>>11468366
>absolute degeneracy
>absolute nonsense
No.

>>11468315
Probably. My memory is absolutely atrocious and I don't know why anyone would falsely claim to have made that post. Post it again in a few months, and if you get another "wow, someone capped that?", then feel free to just call me a retard.

>>11468378
>Not just taking your anthro/feral scaly wiafu/husbando on dates in public.
Shameful.

>>11468452
Naw, three different posts in this thread and the last. Not just that pic

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>>11468378
I agree with your tastes on every count, good anon.

Also happy you picked up the idea of taking "growing" metaphorically.

Strong soft wings would be the best shade for an afternoon at the park or the beach, though.

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>>11468489
Ah. No, just the one.

>A reply slot died for this post.

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>>11468452
>>Not just taking your anthro/feral scaly wiafu/husbando on dates in public.
They wouldn't be able to fit in movie theater or cafe, Anon! My ideal dragon is huge in feral form. A barrel of coffee would look like an espresso shot to them, and it's really hard to enjoy a movie when your tail doesn't fit in the seat.

Although...

>Your dragon waifu/husbando will never start a coffee shop.
>Open only two days of the week, because it would take too much time otherwise.
>And that time belongs to the two of you.
>They use beans and tea leaves flown in from around the world, brewed by humanity's top baristas.
>Also sell dragon blends, price marked way up but the smallest size is measured in gallons.
>Hire world-famous chefs to bake pastries, insisting that you like them before they're sold.
>Assholes get roared at, serious assholes get decaf.
>Tell other dragons they're just trying to expand their hoard.
>Eventually you realize they're only doing it because, a single time three months ago, you mentioned how much you love coffee and tea.

Dragons are in a league of their own.

>>11468666
Heh
Four-eyes

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>>11468166
For some reason I always thought that was a crop from a zp92 pic.
Anyway, on the subject of zp92, what does /scaly/ think about his dragon character, Ty?

>>11468388
>>11468437
dubs overrule

second question: write it from the girl's perspective y/n?

third question: does she turn into a normal adult, a bimbo, a futa, or a trap?

>>11468700
http://www.strawpoll.me/13899121

>>11468700
any except bimbo

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>>11468700

2. No.
3. Normal (but with bigger breasts than her mother and a bit of muscle)

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>>11468699
>ridculous muscles and footfaggotry on top of a shitty artstyle
Disgusting, kill it.

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>>11468700
>dubs overrule
>bimbo
>futa
>trap
This is going to turn out to be a hilarious piece of shit, please continue.

>>11468838
i'm crashing this smut with no survivors

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Odd: Infamous: Second Son
Even: UnderRail

>>11468777
that human is so fucking ugly

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>>11468954
Version without the human.

>>11468954
furry artists can not draw people.
I've only ever seen them look okay in doujins

>>11468981
danke

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I just finished watching the IT remake (part 1). Actually liked it, ended up laughing a lot for a horror movie, but it's not like I didn't for Jim Carrey version either.

If you like IT, I would reccommend it.

>>11468640
This sounds like a lovely fantasy, anon.

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>>11469224
Man, I hate IT but not because its bad because it spooked me real good back in the day. It's the only movie I can remember where I actually hid behind my hands and it was at the part where the kid drops his paper boat in the gutter and the clown is inside it and pulls him down.

argonian incest: part one: shit lore/c0da

https://pastebin.com/6qfp8jd6

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>>11468640
>It's really hard to enjoy a movie when your tail doesn't fit in the seat.

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>>11468640
>YWN take your giant feral dragoness gf out to that fancy new restaurant, the one she's always wanted to go to and was built specifically to accommodate dragons her size
>You two eat fancy food (with her portions increased appropriately) and are serenaded by the locally famous band.
>Get flown home by her afterwards, the trip being a bit wobbly from all the wine you've both had, but you're both having the times of your lives.

>>11469287
argonian incest: part two: nympho DFC daughter fucks her lover of the week and learns something new.

https://pastebin.com/GJVZbYze

I want to fuck a drunk and horny dragoness who has never had a human before but who wants to try something new.

>>11469774
>go on a blind date with a feral dragoness
>you swear you've seen her somewhere before
>can't quite put your finger on where
>nevertheless she seems very gentle and sweet
>not to mention drop-dead gorgeous
>"so, have you ever dated a dragon before?" she asks, her claw circling the enormous crystal basin serving as her glass. "Or am I your first?" she winks slyly.
>you shake your head. "I needed a break from human women, and... I dunno, dragons just seem exotic to me. In a good way."
>"Is that so?" she raises a brow.
>you take a sip of your drink. "N-no offense."
>"None taken. I wouldn't be here if I wasn't looking for a guy who likes 'em big and scaly." She growls softly... in a friendly way, somehow? "You're cute when you're flustered, y'know."
>"Um, thanks. What about you?"
>"Hmm?"
>"Ever dated a human before?" You try to act suave. "Am I... your first?"
>She chuckles. "Heavens, no! ...But you're my first in several years. At all."
>"Nobody? Not even other dragons?"
>"Nope. I had a pretty nasty breakup a while back, and I took it as an opportunity to focus on myself for a few years."
>you decide it'd be rude to dig any deeper, but you wonder what happened

>as the night goes on, you both really hit it off
>she finds your cornball jokes funny
>or at least she likes you enough to humor you
>her snout wrinkles up in a cute way when she laughs
>you offer to buy drinks to cap off the evening
>she politely declines
>she says she doesn't drink anymore, she doesn't like what it does to her
>that's when it hits you
>you saw her on tv
>she was in a bunch of PSAs against drunk flying
>she and her human husband went out to drink, got shitfaced
>they decided to fly home
>she didn't even notice he had slipped off her back and fallen to his death until she got home

this started out as a stupid joke but somehow it transformed into a stupid mini-greentext I guess

A naga will NEVER EVER embrace you

Argonian incest PART THREE:

>be argonian dad

https://pastebin.com/PgG0G1mP

>>11465288
>Be a Silver Rathalos
>Only need to wear a shitty feather, a charm, and a belt made of fish to be a walking embodiment of the CritBoost meme set
>Then you starting wearing more armor

>>11468981
Thank you, it looked like a fucking alien or some shit

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>>11471448
More greentext is always nice. Not enough writefags here.

>>11472245
and he said it'd never fit

>>11472245
>someone had a spicy dinner!

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>>11469275
>t's the only movie I can remember where I actually hid behind my hands and it was at the part where the kid drops his paper boat in the gutter and the clown is inside it and pulls him down.

That was like at the very beginning of the movie, the first half even.

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>>11461498
It was decided by a few regulars here months ago that we'll start Monster Hunter threads again when MHStories got a western release. Now it's been released and those threads begin anew, if anyone else is interested.

>>11473210
>>11473210
>>11473210

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>>11474329

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>>11474332

>>11471994
part 4 when

>>11474620
Eventually

Probably tonight if I finish all my schoolwork

>>11474682
nice

>>11475551
Am I the only one who didn't realize that the Witch Doctor was a lihzarhd for the longest time?

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>>11461623
>>11461646
>>11461687
>>11461801

He's a friend of mine actually and his ambivalence about furfaggotry has to do with religion/family sort of stuff, and I've only ever known him to be really nice to people, myself included, despite people piling all sorts of weird bullshit on him. Creepy PMs and unsolicited ERP sessions and that sort of stuff.

It's understandable that he'd want to distance himself from the furry community, honestly, because none of you can pretend that as a whole it's not a fucking cesspool.

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Do you think dragons smoke?

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>>11477013

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>>11477013
No, they kill commies.

>>11477013
>maverick tobacco
so that's how anna got cancer

>>11477109
I would ride Maverick's missile desu

>>11477109
>A-10
A meme plane good as long there is no air defence. I would show it on quality plane like f-18 or something.

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>>11477206
I prefer dragon on dragon.

>>11471448
That went pretty fucking dark pretty fucking fast. A quality greentext nonetheless, good job, Anon.

>>11465002
The true bait was in the form of a bottle of wine.

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>>11477206
>F18
>A10

oh please , MI24 is best for ground pound

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>>11477129
Too soon.

>>11477330
Truly, curing cancer is the only thing Maverick's dick isn't good for.

>>11477315
Well, duh. For decades it was the best military helicopter that flew.

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>>11477315
>only 1.5t of payload
>corsair can hold more than 4x that
>can hold B83s
ehh, probably not best

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>>11477315

What's a Russian gunship doing here?

>>11477339
Why am I still tense about Anna's ending when I already got the true ending? Seriously, I know that in that one she goes to modern day Earth and has her cancer cured but I still have meme PTSD from that fucking knife in the chest.

>>11477379
can it carry 8 men w/ rifles and hover?
is it immune against rifle caliber and 50cal fire?

>>11477403
Kinda like I feel about shooting Maverick in Bryce's ending.

Also kinda how I feel about the game not offering yuo a chance to call Anna's bullshit during the true end.

>>11477463
>Also kinda how I feel about the game not offering yuo a chance to call Anna's bullshit during the true end.
I find it more strange that her lab and house is raided after she does her experiments on you. Is monitoring a willing subject jog around the building for scientific results illegal there? Was she on something like a suspended sentence where a little misstep caused her to get fucked? Or was she doing other unethical shit the whole time and the experiments on the player had nothing to do with it?

>>11477457
mi-24 was also immune to fire from early MANPADS like blowpipe.

>>11477379
Are you comparing a strike fighter to multirole assault gunship that also could transport group of soliders? What next? Comparing m16 to t-72?

>>11477517
>>11477457
I'm comparing their ground attack capabilities alone, not other roles.
Also 20mm+ AA has existed for a while

>>11477588
B29 wins then

>>11477510
Odds are she was suspect already and connecting the human ambassador to a fucking polygraph was the last straw.

>>11477601
By your merits (bomb load on an aircraft alone) things like the B-1 and B-2 would win by a landslide. However, ground attack is meant to provide precision strikes against ground targets (ex HEAT missiles like the AT-2 hitting individual tanks)

>>11477645
I wish Dereck (or whatever his name was) was the first murder victim.

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Guys! Guys listen! I have to confess... I want to... fuck a dragon!

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>>11477669
Kevin?

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>>11477800
See a doctor.

>>11477836
Just checked it. Damion, Anna's assistant who blown her cover.

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>>11477870

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>>11477900

>>11477890
Ah, right. The sane man of the lab. The non-sociopath. The underappreciated. The constantly shat-on.

Yeah, totally deserves to die.

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>>11477900
remove kraut

>>11477959
>The non-sociopath.
Is it really unethical to invent cure for cancer using research on unborn hatchlings?

>>11477981
Yes, its called abortion.

>>11477981
Yes, especially if such is done for selfish reasons, even more so if getting cancer was your own fucking fault.

>>11478026
>even more so if getting cancer was your own fucking fault.
Wait, what did she do?

>>11478036
She disregarded lab safety regulations in her pursuit of knowledge and gave herself cancer somehow.
Probably accidentally stuck herself with a syringe containing an oncovirus that was disposed of improperly or shit like that.

New thread
>>11478318
>>11478318

>>11477285
yeah, it's a bit uneven because originally it was just going to be black humor about the dangers of drunk flying