HG Thread - Eh Edition
I think we're good to go, forgot to put a fucking code on there at first but that's daijo:b:u now.
>>11456391
ready to fucking murder flourette like bob killed laura palmer
>>11456391
Looks good. Commence the mission.
>>11456391
Re:b:ongo dongooozzzzzZzzz....
>>11456416
>>11456405
pls stop trying to kill your ship man
I can only imagine what my boy Adach:b:'s threat is...
Anyways, we're off for SUPER EXCITING DEAD HOUR GAMES YEAH!
>>11456433
Forgive me for this, but I must clear a path. No matter what dirty work I must do to do so.
>>11456433
stop your shitty fucking :b: meme
and my threat is the demanding of a ship with every female here or else..................................
>>11456433
>gripping his swallow tightly, Serge runs away from the cornucopia to find his first opponent.
>>11456455
:b:ut Adach:b:, I really really like it.
>>11456453
What the fuck is this? Fnaf Fox? Stop it.
Fuck's sake Gascoin I wanted him to die,and now he has to go on to win to avenge your sacrifice. You fucked us all.
Guess what? Mecha Sonic STILL has nothing!
What a loser.
Jim, you're on a roll.
>>11456476
I'm not even certain that this is my language...
>>11456476
R.I.P. in peace
(goodnight everyone!)
>>11456476
Guess I didn't run far enough.
it'll soon be 4 days since i've last slept
help me
Adachi, wanna spitroast fluorette together?
WE'RE EXCEEDING VERY HIGH DEATH RATE
YOU'RE ALL FUCKING DEAD
ALL OF YOU
DEAD
SUBATOMIC PENETRATION RAPID FIRE THROUGH YOUR SKULL
>>11456507
Sleep then.
>>11456391
IS IT A GOOD IDEA TO MICROWAVE THIS?!
Hi! I'm Jory Caron; and this is: Is It A Good Idea To Microwave This?!
Today, we're going to microwave OP's stupid fucking post! Will it microwave? Let's find out!
Here at Jory Caron Enterprises, safety is our #1 concern. That's why we have this aluminium shield on our door, to protect our nuts.
Because NOBODY likes roasted nuts.
I'm going to go ahead and pop this in the microwave for about 2 minutes, because that's how long OP's status took me to realise how much of a fucking autist he is.
*Microwaves OP's thread*
WOAH! Just as I thought! OP's thread burns amazingly!
I guess it's true what they say about shit; it really DOES light on fire!
I'm Jory Caron, and this has been: Is It A Good Idea To Microwave This?!
>>11456513
why is this game pitting me against my fellow rider so much?
>>11456531
I fucking miss this show.
>20 deaths
>nobody gives a shit
oh yeah dead hours, I'll kill that hype a little bit.
Uh, feast.
>>11456531
But Will it Blend?
>>11456579
Congratulations, Mokou.
Thanks for hosting, Shion.
Mission complete.
>>11456552
>>11456513
There's precious little to be said when you can't even react to it.
>>11456585
Congratulations, ma'am. And thank you regardless.
>>11456585
>>11456585
Grats Mokou. Thanks for the game.
>>11456595
>>11456597
I love you Guts please don't kys
>>11456595
what the fuck when did it end
who is borin
mokou is my life
mokou is my wife
>>11456619
BORIN-SAN
I finished the HGANON code, first 12, we playing doubles
>>11456595
Thanks for hosting mate.
>>11456626
o ok ty anoin
>>11456595
Thanks for hosting.
>>11456634
Mecha Sonic
>>11456634
Fujiwara no Mokou
>>11456634
Beep Beep
>>11456634
Hansel and Gretel
>>11456634
Fluorette
>>11456634
Eggman-kun
>>11456634
Eto Yoshimura
i didnt finish shit
>>11456662
H-Hi
>>11456634
Araragi Karen
>>11456634
Dancing Kouta
>>11456634
Lord Beerus
I'll be home in 3 hours you guys stay awake and wait for me to get back and we'll do a rp
>>11456669
Hi anon.
>Eggman-kun
>>11456670
Nice.
>>11456634
Sarah Lynn
>>11456670
>gets in the bed with you
>takes a selfie of me with you in bed
>whipseys to myself as i try to sneak out of your bed
"t-the boys are gonna love this! This is gonna totes make those cold ones taste so much better too"
>>11456634
Superdreadnought Rail Cannon Gustav Max
>>11456607
>dies anyway
Kill yourself, Grimes.
>>11456634
Gabe The Glue Man Degrossi
fuck
>>11456750
we told you karen is underage
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_iobP5hpXsc
>>11456750
my dubs are the key to those cuffs. be free.
>>11456766
Oh shit
>>11456757
gimmie
>>11456784
>one off
FUCK
somebody take this pile of shit off my hands
>>11456757
Roll
>>11456794
You deserve it
>>11456757
rolling for something that'll take me to jail
>>11456757
rururu
I want to hold Karen down and have my way with her.
>>11456833
You need to hold down some new material.
>>11456833
I'll join
>>11456833
>not gunning for the loli trio instead
>having shit taste
>>11456833
I want Karen to pay for ruining my relationship with my boys. They won't have cold ones with me anymore....
>>11456757
GIVE ME SHINOBU
>>11456846
>loli trio
???
>>11456853
>>11456757
FUCK
I GOT PLAIN BASIC BITCH
I want Karen to hold me down as Adachi holds Karen down and has his way with her
>>11456857
shinobu
yotsugi
hachikuji
>>11456864
>Yotsugi is a loli
woops
Teenobu is best Shinobu anyways fuck that Loli shit
>>11456757
Give
>>11456872
>Teenobu is best Shinobu anyway fuck that Loli shit
SHIT
TASTE
I want food.
>>11456887
who are you?
>>11456898
>unzips dick
>>11456757
>Madoka
Who the fuck waifus Madoka? Nobody that's who this list is a fucking sham.
Tear it down. Pick ANY other magical girl.
>>11456901
Ore wa omae
Omae wa ore
>>11456887
Fight me.
Right here, right now.
>>11456918
RIGHT THERE, RIDE ON
>>11456925
I SAID FIGHT ME COWARD
>>11456925
But I'm a pacifist.
>>11456918
>>11456925
>>11456939
woops misquoted
>>11456939
>>11456942
A PACIFIST WHEN YOUR WAIFU'S HONOR IS ON THE LINE?!
You're a fucking coward is what you are, get the fuck out of here.
>>11456951
LISTEN, ANON, I'M A PACIFIST, BUT IF YOU NEED ME TO TEAR YOU A NEW ASSHOLE, I'M GAME.
>>11456966
If you wanna die that badly I wont stop ya, but, how about you do us both a favor and just admit I'm right? Teenobu is the best choice.
>>11456983
But she sin't though!
She's like
3rd best Shinobu at best
>>11456983
They are both shit, Teenobu being a smaller pile of it.
>>11456989
>3rd
Kiss-Shot is Kiss-SHIT
>>11456994
DUDE
DUDE
BASE SHINOBU WITH BIKER HAT IS BEST
THEN THERE'S SUNDRESS SHINOBU
AND THEN I GUESS TEEN SHINOIBU
hitsounds suck dick
>>11456999
HAVE FUN IN JAIL FUCKER, I'LL BE HANGING OUT WITH MY MEDIUM-SIZED PERFECT, LEGAL, VAMPIRE GF
>>11456993
SHUT YOUR MOUTH
>>11456999
trips of fucking truth
>>11457006
Make me faggot.
>>11457006
>JAIL
>IMPLYING IMPLICATIONS
THE ONLY ONE THAT SHOULD BE JAILED IS YOU FOR HAVING SUCH IMMENSELY SHIT TASTE
>>11457013
You're fucking banned from all games I host in the future kid.
BANNED
>>11457011
>Kissus you to make you shut your mouth
>>11457013
LOOK WHO THE FUCK IS TALKING GET YOUR VAMPIRE LOVING NIGGER ASS OUTTA HERE I BET YOU LIKE THE TWILIGHT SAGA TOO YOU NIGGER
>>11457018
LISTEN HERE
DO NOT BULLY ME OK
>>11457019
>>11457020
THE SAME GOES FOR YO0U
its illegal for me to view loli
>>11457018
>got kissud by 3rd best magical girl
>Walks to his sink cabinet
>Chugs down anything he can find
>Falls into a foaming coma halfway at the 3rd bottle
>His tombstone says ''RIP ANON. HE COULD NOT LIVE WITH SHION'S SHIT TASTE''
>>11457025
fuck off nue
>>11457029
>He thinks I'd ever give someone as lowly as him a kiss as the best magical girl, Kyouko Sakura
Learn your place, lowly mongrel. I hope you get warts!
>>11457040
>Best magical girl
NICE DISGUISE, GINGER I KNOW THIS IS YOU
>Tries to pull off her ''mask''
I summon _____
>>11457055
>Eruka's mask comes off with ease, as she suddenly gains about 900 pounds and turns green
You've solved the mystery, scoobs. Here.
>He hands you a dragon ball.
>>11457064
>Accepts
>He now has 7 dragonballs due to max level autistic bullshittery
>Summons dragon
>Wishes for Kyoko Sakura to actually become best girl
can i vape in my room?
>>11457069
>The dragon can't grant that wish because it's already come true.
gomenasorry for shitposting
I'll host if Poniko, Karen Araragi, and Kyouko Sakura give me a kissu.
>>11457077
>Baffled at the dragon's statement, he then wishes for the next best thing: A plate stacked with pancakes covered in syrup and butter
>>11457089
>2018-1
>wanting pancakes instead of bacon
>>11457089
Your wish has been granted...
Until the next summoning
>dragon cunt fucking vanishes and leaves behind a nice plate of flapjacks
>However, upon further inspection, they've already got a bite taken out of them
>>11457086
I'll host as long as you dont enter my games.
>>11457106
>Eats it anyway because shitposting worst girl is tiresome and hungry work
>Gives the dragon an after thumbs up
>no kissus
no game then
>>11457144
adachi pls
>>11457144
Your price is a little too steep for me.
>>11457113
>Takes a bite out of them just to spite you
>>11457171
>Doesn't mind. For behind all that bravado and brash attitude there's a girl that only wants to be accepted or at the very least not being bulied
>He slices the remainder of the pancakes in two , puts one half on a different plate and slides it towards the redhaired magical girl
>>11457144
>bitchslaps you
Do it anyway bish
>>11457171
>gives a stick of pocky
>with jizz on it
>>11457171
I, your pony self from an alternate dimension, demand a game from you!
>>11457171
>>11457197
>raises paw
And I, your furry self from another also alternate dimension also demand a game from you, nya!
>>11457181
>Kyouko looks down at the plate in surprise, caught off guard by the friendly gesture, but quickly regains her composure, shoving the plate back anon's way with a sneer.
I don't need your fuckin' handouts buddy, you wished for those so you eat em, got it?
>>11457197
>I-I already did
>>11457215
Who said I never wanted to share them? I thought you'd appreciate the gesture after being bullied all the time.
>>11457197
>>11457212
KILL IT WITH FIRE
>>11457215
I just want a game... I missed your earlier one. And you already know who I am based off the pony pic I showed you in discord >.>
So... please?
>>11457223
A wish is a wish, and you don't use your wishes for others, it always turns out poorly.. If you wanna give me a nice "gesture" then just eat your damn pancakes, use your wish for yourself.
>>11457212
>S-Seriously I already did
My gf asked "what are you trying to do for me?" after we got in an argument
what say hg
>>11457247
But I cannot eat them all and besides..You already helped yourself to one bite. It would be a waste to not have a few more untill your belly's full, no?
>Starts eating HIS part of the cut up pancakes
>>11457248
Fuck you, you dumb bitch.
>>11457248
Backhand the belligerent hoe.
>>11457256
>Kyouko pauses and realizes he's not wrong, she already stole a bite of his wish, and if he planned on not eating the rest it would be a waste of food.
>With a sigh she sat down and cut another piece of the pancake off and stuffed it into her mouth, pointing the fork at the anon while she chewed.
You really are a stubborn dude.. Never had someone be so persistent just to get me to eat somethin.
>>11457245
>B-But it's so dead anon, I don't even think we could fill a 24...
>>11457248
What do you think you should do anon?
>>11457303
lewd twins
>>11457285
I'm here babe, so host away.
>>11457285
So I've been told..Would as I rather have my initial wish become true but there was a slight problem with that one.
>He finishes his share of his wish, wipes his hands and mouth clean and stands up. Before leaving the magical girl to eat in solitude, he fishes something out of his pocket and flips it right next to her : a 500-yen coin
Buy yourself a good drink when you're done eating your stomach full, you hear? Catch you on the flip side, little lady.
>And then he's gone. To whereabouts unknown*
(Which is complete bullshit since he's going to get food of his own in a different reality)
>>11457285
Yes we can. Worst case I add one or two fillers. Or I could give you more shitty feet pics of my ava owo
>>11457307
Are we?
>>11457333
Yes
>>11457333
Is she going to fuck that guy in her source?
>>11457359
>No but she shows him something.
>>11457354
How perverted of you to think that anon.
>>11457316
>>11457330
>feet pics or not I really don't feel like just posting slides in a desolate thread with no rp or interaction, to be jadedly frank with you.
>>11457326
>Kyouko frowns down at the coin as the anon gets up and leaves, rolling her eyes with a "tch" as she picks it up anyways and pockets it.
>She finishes off the last bite of her flapjacks and scoots the plate towards the middle of the table, getting up and putting her hands in her pockets as she walks away from the scene
>>11457369
flat
>>11457385
>tfw no action-figure FPS where you fire oversized pistols and massive rifles and kick over towers made from building blocks to kill your enemies
>>11457369
Not him, but that's fair. I'm still up, at least for now.
>>11457401
>tfw this will never happen.
CICADA BLOCK
>>11457401
>>11457419
Closest we got nowadays is Mean Greens if you want your plastic army men fix
>>11457369
>>11457416
I am him, and I understand. I just like your games. If you don't want to host now that is fine.
SOMEONE HOST
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
>>11457592
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
>>11457603
DOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO ITTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT
>tfw you get bad news
>get worried
>learn your grandfather is in critical condition from a stroke
>learn it's from the shit side of the family so who cares
welp i thought something bad happened
Pls do not fight
>>11457622
>unsheathes keyblade
heh...
>>11457609
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY
Shit games
First 24
No Bamboozle Guarantee
>>11457631
GGGYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
>>11457631
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAa
>>11457643
TOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOYAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
>>11457651
GRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR
Wake up.
>>11457668
ERP with me first
>>11457691
No
>>11457699
Kiss that anon's cock and I'll host a 10 game marathon
>>11457708
No!
>>11457722
FUCKING DO IT YOU THOT
>>11457722
please just one time, the fate of now depends on it
>>11457754
What's a thot?
>>11457779
Send nudes
>>11457777
>>11457781
I will not! Just what kind of girl do you take me for?!
>>11457847
ok i give up
>>11457854
Good!
>>11457860
JUST KIDDING
NOW SEND NUDES AND THEN HOST OR ELSE THE DOGGO GETS IT
>>11457869
>quickly slashes you in two before you could even tell she moved because I don't have my laptop atm so I can't host...
>>11457878
a laptop is a fucking computer u can host on and it has a camera for more nudes wtf kys
>>11457886
>I still don't have it with me right now so I can't do shit.
ALL
WOMEN
ARE THOTS
AWA
FUUUUUUUTUUUUUURE
>>11457997
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lVCAEzSQXgU
someone host before I die tonight
I'M A BIGGER MAN
WITH A BIGGER PLAN
YEAH I'M A BIGGER MAN
>>11457771
>>11457754
NO!
>>11458169
who are you
>>11458184
A member of Team Magma, want to join us?
>>11458218
AQUA FOR LIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIFE
>>11458230
AQUA SUCK!
S
U
C
K
!
if team magma is as good as they say they are theyd definitely host a game
>>11458260
I'l show you! Get ready in half an hour!
>>11458269
>half an hour
that's team magma for you
>>11458270
More like team lagma
pickle rick?
>>11458284
sleep early then
Best horse
>>11458279
>>11458270
S-shut up!!
First 24!
Only entering people who say "Team Magma are great!"
>>11458304
Fluorette
I'm...sure that they are great.
>>11458304
"Team Magma are great!" At Being Murdered By Sami Zayn
>>11458304
Mouse Princess
they're alright I guess.
>>11458304
Brownie
Team Magma are pretty great.
>>11458304
Eto Yoshimura
Team magma bar are great.
>>11458304
Buzzwole
*The Buzzwole can not speak, so he begins uttering strange noises*
*This team magma is red just like him, they are cool on the Buzzwole list*
>>11458304
Starfire
I do not know who these "Team Magma" People are, but I very much like the name they have given themselves.
>>11458304
Johnny but he's dead
Team Magma are great
>>11458304
Hulk Coke-Can
Team magma are pretty great brother, just as long as they say their prayers and eat their vitamins
>>11458304
Hikage
>hahaha no
>>11458338
kys junko
>>11458338
Say it.
>>11458304
Agent 4
>The squid sputters something that might be that line in her own language
>>11458304
Astolfo!
Team Magma is pretty great!
>>11458304
Ezreal
Team Magma are great. Mhm.
>>11458352
Now now, Miss Magma. You have to remember that people are more likely to resist your ideology/worldview if you try to force it upon them. Just let it ride for a bit.
>>11458304
Lord Beerus
Team magma aren't the best, but they're great.
>>11458352
Team something something or other.
>>11458304
Emiya Kiritsugu
>>11458383
>>11458376
....Close enough, you're in.
>>11458304
YA BOI GUZMA
Team Magma are SHIT
>>11458304
Uriko "Team Magma are great!" Nonomura
>>11458304
Mirai
If I say these Team Magma guys are great will you leave me alone?
>>11458429
Yes.
>>11458304
Noroi
I do what I want
>>11458446
DAMN NOROI, TELL HER
>>11458436
Fine, those magma schmucks are great.
>Mirai on mobile
>>11458304
the best drawing ever drawn
>>11458304
my sisters' roblox folder
>>11458304
Reckful Missing Lethal at Blizzcon
ok they're great
>>11458304
Shade
>>11458304
Roxas
"Team Magma are great!"
>He sighs
"Still less stupid than "GIVE ME STRENGTH.""
>>11458471
How'd he miss it?
get ready!
>>11458478
Spell power from kobold
he could just pyroblast and frost bolt face
he didn't
>>11458490
What did he do instead though?
>>11458488
>Worst team guzma
BOI I WILL WRECK YOUR SHIT SO HARD
>>11458304
Tired Eddy
>>11458496
i presume he used oracle to draw, since most "Pro" players use draw cards first. before anything else
>>11458429
mirai.........
>>11458496
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1ECFzfGfIzU
played coldlight played another that he drew, then ice blocked
>>11458488
*Lands inside the area, the Buzzwole utters out a war cry. Buzzwole begins shadow boxing and squatting to warm up*
what board is this wtf
>>11458514
...I suppose this is a sign that I should leave for now.
Thank you regardless.
>>11458514
jackburn avenida
>>11458515
/trash/ newfag
welcome to the dumping ground, the hidden gem of 4chan
the hidden board known as /trash/
>>11458514
*Warmed up and ready, the Buzzwole tooks off at the sound of the horn*
>>11458525
*The Buzzwole leads the hunting party in search of prey*
>>11458488
>Ezreal yawns and stretches after the roster is posted, having fallen asleep waiting for the game.
Huh? Oh, right. Things are real quiet around this hour. Time for...
>Ezreal yawns for an obnoxiously long time, having underestimated how sleepy he is.
a true...display of...
>>11458514
>Ezreal wasn't exactly willing to "share" with his fellow tributes, but after falling asleep at his podium they helped themselves to his belongings.
>>11458537
>>11458537
>>11458539
>Gets a zubat to spam supersonic at him until he gets it
WAKE. UP.
>>11458488
"LET'S GO!"
>Roxas dives into battle!
>>11458514
>The Nobody slips behind the Heartless, and it is a Heartless, without question, and snaps it's neck.
"You'll face my keyblades soon enough, but for now, back to the Darkness with you, monster."
>>11458549
KAMINA NO!
>>11458544
Oh no, they stole my championship titles!
Oh wait.
>>11458549
>
>>11458569
Snek cant climb trees!
>>11458563
BULLSHIT THAT WAS FUCKING RIGGED DUDE
>>11458570
>fuck
>>11458544
>Ezreal jolts awake, the Zubat's shrill screams assaulting his ears. He plugs his ears with his fingers to drown out the noise, keeping them in there long after the Zubat had stopped screaming. After the ringing had stopped he spoke with the host directly.
Since when could hosts interfere with a game like that?! Surely that's gotta be against the... the rulebook...of hosting.
>>11458569
>During the fight Ezreal's head was bashed against a tree, amplifying the pain he felt in his head.
Agh! This has to be the worst host ever!
>He says, blaming his loss on her.
>>11458570
No. Now isn't the time for cheery songs.
>>11458535
*Even the swole makes mistake*
>>11458515
{Welcome to trash were the rejected threads from 4chan go to rot, still better than/pol/}
>>11458537
*Lacking in energy, the Buzzwole takes a quick rest*
>>11458544
*This rest however was the Buzzwole own undoing*
>>11458525
"Huh, wh- damnit."
>>11458537
"Hope no one sees this..."
>>11458544
"No no no you Minnie knock-off get away!"
>>11458549
"Thanks for not trying to kill me right off the bat. If we make it to the end, I hope we have a real fight."
>>11458558
"...Killing you might make you explode, you're too strange to figure out right now."
>>11458563
"YOU CAN'T STOP ME!"
>>11458569
"I wonder if I'll get to visit Twilight Town again today..."
>>11458570
"The Ghost Heartless in the Underworld are some of the worst I've ever fought, one side is immune to magic, the other immune to physical attacks..."
>>11458576
"Wha? Heartless, whe- oh damnit not again!"
(Holy fuck man I'm trying to reply to you slow down)
>>11458574
HAHAHAHHAHA!
>>11458577
kakashi is that you
>>11458584
t-thats a lot of yous
>>11458581
Nope! just making sure you're awake for the game!
>>11458593
>Kiritsugu pulls the hatchet out of the woman's head and wipes off the blood on his clothes.
>>11458588
No.
>>11458569
>drowns
not funny at all
>>11458587
"C'MON! THAT ALL YOU GOT!?"
>Roxas pants, standing between his fire and his foes, sweat dripping down his forehead.
>>11458593
"Right, you didn't explode, good."
>>11458599
"GAH! DAMN!"
>Roxas appears back in the In-Between, sighing.
"That was a lot better than most games, at least."
>>11458599
and the winner is!
>>11458611
and the placements!
>>11458587
>A tired, exhausted Ezreal finds himself pressing his gloved hand up against the side of his head. He sports heavy bags underneath his eyes, indicating that he has been unable to find sleep.
If the host isn't going to let me sleep in her game, I'm going to have to resort to drastic measures.
>Ezreal fires a ray of light directly into his own head, killing him instantly.
>>11458593
You made your point a little too clear. Having a monster scream in your ears is not a nice way to wake up, let me tell you. Could you maybe try something more, I don't know, conventional next time? Like a tap on the shoulder?
>>11458614
Very enjoyable.
>He says sarcastically.
>>11458614
Thanks for hosting this ungrateful bunch.
>>11458614
RIGGED
>>11458611
"Congratulations."
>>11458614
>Roxas sags a bit, looking at the placements.
"Still gave better than I got, but damn, so close."
(Thanks for hostin)
>>11458611
>Kiritsugu fires on Hulk from a bush, and only comes out to double tap the body.
>>11458614
Easy enough.
I remember this YouTube channel where there was this weird crossover of Sam and Max, Finn and Jake, Mordecai and Rigby I think Minnie Mouse, and a bunch of other cartoon characters along with a real life pubescent dude (not unlike a self-insert), going to different movies on their adventure, with edited clips of them interacting with each other.
Anyone have a clue where the channel is?
>>11458646
Is this the right thread to even ask that?
Also:
>finn
>>11458668
Well I'm just trying to reach out. The series was sorta like experiencing something weird and then yearning to feel that sensation again. Anyways, what thread would most likely have some leads?
>>11458685
erp
Someone help I drank all fucking night and now I have to have breakfast with my family who fucking invited themselves into my house
>>11458632
host
>>11458699
make toast
Anything interesting happened lately?
>>11458717
apparently we have tornado warnings too
>>11458713
Of only
Im being taken to se Mexican restaurant and I am not gonna be good with conversation
FINALLY THE WULF HAS COME BACK TO THE HUNGER GAMES
>>11458706
Odds I do
Evens I won't
>>11458668
>finn
>>11458723
>Mexican for breakfast
That sounds like a good way to get heartburn for the rest of the day
>>11458722
Are you gonna okay lad?
>>11458726
>Belly-to-Belly Suplexes you
>you don't like this
>>11458735
I have tums, the issue is more the trying not to be completly trashed
>>11458735
>My apartment building should be able to survive. Hopefully a tree doesn't fly in through my window or something.
>pic related is me rn
>>11458736
>Kips up
>Crowd likes this
I'm so ashamed of myself
>>11458752
I feel sorry for you poor fuckers, apparently the storm is so powerful that it's gonna reach me and I'm up in the god damn midwest.
>>11458754
>Kicks in the stomach and sets up for a Pedigree
Roll and rate
Game imminent, waiting.
>>11458773
>Back body drops
>Poses triumphantly
Roll/Rate
>>11458793
>Sells it
>Gets a burst of second wind, lift you up and hits you with a double underhook facebuster
>Pins you and waits for the ref
>>11458799
>old chart
Fuck off.
>>11458802
>gets down and starts counting
>1,2
>the Titantron lights up and a theme song begins to play
>>11458803
>old
>''new'' chart still has that blue furry thing
Fuck off
>>11458817
>Crowds starts chanting BOOOOOOOOOO while he breaks the pin
>>11458825
aww son of a bitch
>mfw reading the /hga/ archives
>>11458804
shit oldfag I don't know/10
>>11458841
thanks for reminding me
THREADLY HGA ARCHIVE REMINDER https://pastebin.com/ctT10P5J
>>11458841
Post some good ones. It was before my time.
>>11458848
The state of nufags.
>>11458876
Ikr? Doesn't even know Kamina's not an oldfag.
>>11458876
>caring about oldfags at all
get on with the times grandpa
>>11458876
Kill yourself
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