/sug/ - Steven Universe General I can't Believe Its No

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>>11434862
Reminder that Enidsper is the only canon ship

>>11434931
better than Sour Cream and Lapis?

Remember to just ignore and filter spam

>>11434980
normally i'd join along but the traffic isn't there today

>>11434951
The only canon ship is better than all other ships

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I LOVE Centipeetle! I want to teach her how to tell bait in threads!

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>>11434878
no,
how can I be cooler than all my friends?

>>11434931
better than?
https://orig06.deviantart.net/2ec5/f/2017/241/7/1/quartz_lovins_by_sageleaf97-dblp0lo.png

>>11435015
The only canon ship is better than all other ships

>>11435034
>garnet

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>>11435047
hey Sir, do you wanna be cooler than all your friends?

>>11435051
The only canon ship (Enidsper) is better than all other ships and boring fusions

WHEN YOU'RE BALLS DEEP IN YOUR 13TH MONGOLIAN CHILD SEX SLAVE AND ABOUT TO NUT BUT THEN THE KKK AND THE SECRET NAZI ORGANIZATION HACK YOUR COMPUTER AND CHANGE THE SCREEN FROM YOUR 34 TERABYTES OF SENIOR MIDGET MINECRAFT FIDGET SPINNER HELIUM VAPE PORN TO THE EARRAPE VERSION OF BLACKS AND JEWS BEING GASSED SHOT AND BURNED AT THE STAKE WHEN ALL OF A SUDDEN THE FBI BURST THROUGH YOUR DOOR WHILE AN LBGT VEGAN FEMINISM RALLY TEARS DOWN YOUR BASEMENT WALLS TRIGGERING ALL 48 OF YOUR MONGOLIAN CHILD SEX SLAVES VIETNAM WAR FLASHBACKS CAUSING THEM TO GRAB ALL OF THE GUNS YOU WERE GOING TO SHOOT UP THE SCHOOL WITH AND START FIRING EVERYWHERE AS THE EMO MUSLIM KID QUIETLY WHISPERS ALLAH AKBAR AND HANGS HIMSELF WHILE HIS BOMB TICKS DOWN WHILE YOU SIT BACK IN THE WHEELCHAIR YOU STOLE FROM THE VEGETABLE YOU THREW ONTO THE HIGHWAY WITH ALL OF YOUR CORGIS DRESSED IN ROMPERS AS YOU RESPECT WOMEN AND CRACK OPEN A COLD ONE WITH THE BOYS ON A BRISK SATURDAY AFTERNOON WONDERFUL WEATHER WE'RE HAVINA CAN I HAVE SOME FREE UPVOTES MEME

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>>11435014
click the little bell right here,
this video should tell you how to do it

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KUT92psjm5

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>tfw you'll never meet a woman like Jasper who could bench-press you and has a mommy complex you'd be happy to fulfill.
>tfw you'll never be a woman like Jasper because no matter how much you work out, you're doomed to be 5'6" and weak as fuck for life.

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Feeling gross that this took over two hours just to get the idea down.

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Reminder to report and hide

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>>11435121
amethyst's tears should help me cool off on this warm late summer night, soon I will be cooler than all my friends in their air conditioned homes

>>11435131
struggling in chains, or so spent that her every movement is weighed down? i don't know how you pick the worst times to reappear in a thread kek

>>11435121
>ywn date jasper
>ywn date a buff 5'6 jasperfag who wants to be as strong as jasper but is insecure about herself

>>11435121
>you can't build strength
you never even tried, did you?

WHEN YOU'RE BALLS DEEP IN YOUR 14TH MONGOLIAN CHILD SEX SLAVE AND ABOUT TO NUT BUT THEN THE KKK AND THE SECRET NAZI ORGANIZATION HACK YOUR COMPUTER AND CHANGE THE SCREEN FROM YOUR 34 TERABYTES OF SENIOR MIDGET MINECRAFT FIDGET SPINNER HELIUM VAPE PORN TO THE EARRAPE VERSION OF BLACKS AND JEWS BEING GASSED SHOT AND BURNED AT THE STAKE WHEN ALL OF A SUDDEN THE FBI BURST THROUGH YOUR DOOR WHILE AN LBGT VEGAN FEMINISM RALLY TEARS DOWN YOUR BASEMENT WALLS TRIGGERING ALL 48 OF YOUR MONGOLIAN CHILD SEX SLAVES VIETNAM WAR FLASHBACKS CAUSING THEM TO GRAB ALL OF THE GUNS YOU WERE GOING TO SHOOT UP THE SCHOOL WITH AND START FIRING EVERYWHERE AS THE EMO MUSLIM KID QUIETLY WHISPERS ALLAH AKBAR AND HANGS HIMSELF WHILE HIS BOMB TICKS DOWN WHILE YOU SIT BACK IN THE WHEELCHAIR YOU STOLE FROM THE VEGETABLE YOU THREW ONTO THE HIGHWAY WITH ALL OF YOUR CORGIS DRESSED IN ROMPERS AS YOU RESPECT WOMEN AND CRACK OPEN A COLD ONE WITH THE BOYS ON A BRISK SATURDAY AFTERNOON WONDERFUL WEATHER WE'RE HAVINA CAN I HAVE SOME FREE UPVOTES MEME

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>raiding /trash/

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hi guys

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"chesty island"
https://chesty-larue-art.deviantart.com/art/Jasper-Conversion-701177601

>>11434931
This meme is not funny

>>11435337
Nobody cares what you think Sapphirefag

>>11435181
Only half way through her transformation into an alien pupper.

Lol yeah this thread is bonkers. I'll peek in periodically over the next few hours.

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>>11435358
I'm not, just letting you know it's not funny

>>11435368
>corruption
oh that is fucking rad, i'm excited now
yeah, go, be free

>>11435388
>targeting that harmless post because it's related to jasper and nothing else in this garbagefire of a thread
classic

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>>11435324
Where are the chesties?

can i get a new thread?

>>11435294
Just report it, spamming is against the rules after all

>>11435388
I was only reminding everyone that Enidsper is the only canon ship, I do not care if my reminder made you laugh or not

>>11435337
And the we wuz diamonds and other copypastas are? Of all the things to target right now.

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>>11435388

Good thing we got rid of all of those avatarfags. Otherwise these threads would be shit.

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>>11435437
here you go anon
>Need a 2D cartoon, comic, anime or video-game babe converted in 3D with HUGE boobs? This is the category for you!
https://chestyisland.com/product-category/3d-conversion-epic-oppai/

>>11435565
jesus kek

>>11435294
Specifically this thread

>>11435216
I... I mean, if you're a girl and wouldn't mind being my gym buddy/spotting me a couple of times a week, I'd probably date you, anon.

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Is it over

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no penis

>>11435735
Okay, where do you live

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Good job everyone, you all earned a pearl point

>>11435737
Yes. It is over... for now.

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>>11435607
>fifty dollars+ for some 3d chesties
I guess I'll just stick to 2d

>>11435737
Not till the fish jumps.

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You are my sunshine, my only sunshine, please don't take my sunshine away

>>11435840
ehhh hmmm it's a start, but i encourage you to find your own groove

>>11435840
The other night dear, as I lay sleeping
I dreamed I held you in my arms
But when I awoke, dear, I was mistaken
So I hung my head and I cried

You are my sunshine, my only sunshine
You make me happy when skies are gray
You'll never know dear, how much I love you
Please don't take my sunshine away

I'll always love you and make you happy
If you will only say the same
But if you leave me and love another
You'll regret it all some day

You are my sunshine, my only sunshine
You make me happy when skies are gray
You'll never know dear, how much I love you
Please don't take my sunshine away

You told me once, dear, you really loved me
And no one else could come between
But now you've left me and love another
You have shattered all of my dreams

You are my sunshine, my only sunshine
You make me happy when skies are gray
You'll never know dear, how much I love you
Please don't take my sunshine away

In all my dreams, dear, you seem to leave me
When I awake my poor heart pains
So when you come back and make me happy
I'll forgive you dear, I'll take all the blame

You are my sunshine, my only sunshine
You make me happy when skies are gray
You'll never know dear, how much I love you
Please don't take my sunshine away

>>11435878
The blue monster was on him in an instant, prying open his mouth with both hands, her eyes sinking into her sockets. From all orifices on her face, piss flowed in a constant stream into Steven’s mouth.

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>>11435860
Lady of the sea happy as can be can't help but wonder if she'd be happier with me?

>>11435121
Are you talking about yourself or Amethyst there?

Draw requests? no guarentee i'll do any of them

>>11435943
Amethyst is a four foot tall midget

>>11435943
amy is not 5'6"

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You see I have a simple dream. A dream to help all people, one day, become cooler than all their friends. A dream that has been so much of a passion for me. yes I want you to click those little bells that come up in your life and receive the tone notifications that truly resonate with you. Every time you receive one it can go straight to you, straight to your own devices.
Eeehhhhhhhh eeehhhhhhhhh?

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My tea's gone cold and I'm wondering why I got out of bed at all

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>>11435951
Fatsper looting a butter factory

FAT LAPIS

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>>11435999
FAT TRIPS

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>>11435951
Bloople with a tiny dick.

>>11435951
draw either of jasper's fusions sunbathing or gnawing on a moai statue

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Hooray for Lapis! [spoiler];_;[/spoiler]

>>11435982
help me be cooler than my friends

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>tfw you will never be able to bend your legs 90 degrees away from your torso

looks like no123 made a dA. you know who else just made a dA? amber. for some reason

https://no123450n.deviantart.com/gallery/64003583/SFW

>>11436141
>Doesn't do Yoga

Get a load of this homo

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what other conventions are upcoming?

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>>11435131
It looks good, and I know it's just in a sketchy phase, but you could probably exaggerate her pained expression a bit more. Her corruption scene was really good because they were able to express so much extreme emotions out of her face, body language, and voice

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>>11436138

you need to click the little bell right here like in the video and receive t o n e n o t f i c a t i o n s

this video walks you through it
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KUT92psjm5E

>>11436141
That's an oddly positioned penis.

>>11436151
We need to find Amber's account

NEW

EPISODES

FUCKING

WHEN?

>>11436172
Convention season is over. All that is left are tiny conventions.

>>11436141
Why does BM draw everyone with such big tits? Does she only know to draw one boob size?

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I'm thinking of MM'ing some shiny pokemon in Moon, but idk whether I should put in the effort to also try making them competitively viable. Like, I don't mind breeding a bit for good IVs, but idk about putting in the work for nature, ability, etc.. What do you think I should do, /sug/? And who is the first Alolan mon I should try getting (aside from Salazzle)?

>>11435957
>>11435959
Wow I'm shit at non-metric heights. I thought 5'6 was really short for some reason.

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>>11436335

>>11436043
A moai statue!? That is oddly specific and adorable. I hope someone draws it.

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>>11435997
i'm a shit drawfag by the by

>>11436430
but that is cute

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>>11435757
The UK, you?

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>>11436430
dat bulge

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>>11436543
Texas, I don't know if we can work out with each other from across the ocean

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>>11436583

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>>11436665

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>>11435999

I like that Jasper looks like she is wearing high waisted pants
High waisted jeans are sexy

>>11436827
>mom jeans
lemme see

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>>11436645
Aww. Sad times. But don't worry, anon... We'll always have /sug/.

The things I would do to Priyanka, or the things I'd let her do to me...

>>11435840
You are my barn, my only barn, please don't take my barn away

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>>11436847
mom jeans

>>11436887
>there's excitement that lapis is getting development finally
>outside the barn doors no less
>yet the whole point of the arc may very well be hauling lapis back to the barn and keeping her there for good

>>11436912
Cuuuute

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>>11436923
She belongs there

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>>11436887
>>11436955
d-d-d-die die die die d-die

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yasegaman bakari de
mou hantoshi sugita ga
nani ga kawatta ka
dare o aishita ka
atama no naka de ima yume ga kuzure dashita
nantoka nare

yabure kabureba kari de
mou hantoshi sugita ga
nani ga kawatta ka
dare o aiseta ka
atama no naka de ima yume ga kuzure dashita
nantoka nare

nantoka nare

nantoka nare

nantoka nare

nantoka nare

>>11435840
AQUATIC WOMAN, STAY AWAY FROM ME
AQUATIC WOMAN, MAMA LET ME BE
DON'T COME KNOCKING AROUND MY BARN, I DON'T WANNA SEE YOUR FACE NO MORE

>>11436912
a good fit for those gifted with child bearing hips, see also: priyanka

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>>11436862

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Gems should wear human clothes

Would Pearl's nose interfere with a blowjob?

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Post fan animations.
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=d4rbDoeh84o
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=j4Unnzs7z_c

>>11436859
I guess being a workout buddy-less 5'6 jasperfag bitch isn't so bad when I can post with another workout buddy-less 5'6 jasperfag bitch here.
I was actually trying to talk one of my friends into starting running with me earlier today because I miss having someone to share motivation with. I might just have to befriend some rando at the gym.

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Close...
Your eyes, you'll be here soon.
Ichi ni saan, shi go fun.
Tokidoki hontou ni netai.
Demo kono waado de ki nai.
Oyasumi... (x 3)
Oyasu..
Oyasumi, oyasumi!
Close your eyes and you'll leave this dream!!
Oyasumi, ooo-yaa-su-mi!
I know that its hard to do..

Play "My time"
on Amazon Music
highlight lyrics to add meaning...
Advisory - the following lyrics contain explicit language:
Close...
Your eyes, you'll be here soon.
Ichi ni saan, shi go fun.
Tokidoki hontou ni netai.
Demo kono waado de ki nai.
Oyasumi... (x 3)
Oyasu..
Oyasumi, oyasumi!
Close your eyes and you'll leave this dream!!
Oyasumi, ooo-yaa-su-mi!
I know that its hard to do..
Related


18 Non-Traditional Yet Perfect Wedding Songs

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With Shattering Records, Taylor Swift Is "Ready For It"
DAYS GO BY!
SHOU GA NAI!
MOMENTS PASS!
SHATTERED GLASS!
HANDS OF TIME!
WHERE'S THAT CHIME?!
IN MY HEAD!
I'LL JUST...
I'LL just...
I'll just....
i'll just....
Hands.
(Hands!)
Of time will wring my neck!
Every little moment
spells REGRET.
But I don't have to feel this way!
As a voice,
inside my head!
Oyasumi... (x 4)
Oyasumi, oyasumi!
Close your eyes and you'll leave this dream!
Oyasumi, oyasumi!
I know that it's hard to do..
(Gun cocking noise)
(Air horn noise)
HEY!
HEY!
HEY!
HEY!
HEY!
HEY!

sure lapis will officially become a crystal gem this season, but will she get a star outfit?

>>11437083
You should wear human clothes with me

>>11437246
Peridot doesn't even have a star yet.

>>11437246
Peridot and Lapis will both get stars this season. I've said this time and time again. Do you listen to me when I speak?

>>11437246
i don't care

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Please help me find more mom jean Jasper....

>>11437251
I never have and I'm not gonna start now.

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>>11437340
dad jeansper?

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>>11437246
It will be half a star or a subtle star. And sure but after Peridot.

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>>11437083

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>>11437223
>18 Non-Traditional Yet Perfect Wedding Songs
>Which Taylor Clone From The 'Look What You Made Me Do' Video Are You?
>With Shattering Records, Taylor Swift Is "Ready For It"

>>11437396
Shit man you're fucking crazy

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My house is COLD.

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>>11435840
YOU MAKES ME HAPPY WHEN SKIES ARE GREY
YOU'LL NEVER KNOW DEAR, HOW MUCH I LOVE YOU
AND EVEN IF YOU COULD, IT'D ALL BE GREY
BUT YOUR PICTURE ON MY WALL
IT REMINDS ME THAT IT'S NOT SO BAD, IT'S NOT SO BAD

>>11437606
Full song here:
>>11435878

>>11436645
Once again, Harvey ruined a beautiful relationship

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>>11437083
Humans should wear gem clothes.

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>>11437606
>>11437667
>You'll never know dear, how much I love you

it hurts

>>11437606
Wait you're back? I thought you died or something.

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>>11437679
This is not Harvey's fault, but where the fuck are the other sug Texans, this state is huge. I'm jealous of all the fags in California, they could all easily meet with each other if they wanted.

I'm going for a sad midnight run alone now.

>>11437845
Don't you mean a...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eQLYavLR7mg

>>11437083
>>11437684
Gems and Humans (barring that one) should wear Zooman clothes.

>>11437845
I'm in California and I hope I never meet any of you people.

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>>11437845
/sug/ Texan here, reminding you all to kick the baby

>>11438042
Don't kick the baby.

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>>11437947

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>>11437947
You're goddamn right.

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>>11437947
>>11438094

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>CTRL+F
>"Elodie"
>0 results
What's going on here?

>>11438185
Steven Universe stuff

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>>11438185
Just SU things. Y'know. Jackin' it.

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>>11438229
Well we need more Elodie.

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>>11438258
I disagree. I would rather Choosen Priyanka.

I haven't fapped in three weeks

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>>11438288
Elodie can help with that

>>11438258
We need less Elodie.

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>>11438318
Well guess what? You're getting more Elodie.

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>>11438288
Priyanka is prepared to administer treatment.

>>11438333
Why don't you spam your shitty, diaper-wearing waifu in your own thread?

>>11438305
nah i dont even know who this is

>>11438339
surprisingly lewd, but still no

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We need zooman Elodie with the power level: EXPANDED

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>>11438377
Why not do it here?

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Hey, anon! You should kill yourself!

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>>11438483
Why should I? The hurricane is gonna do it for me.

>>11438401
Because we're a Steven Universe general and want to shitpost about Steven Universe.
If you want to spam Elodie so much, just start an OK KO thread so you'll at least be spamming it at people who know who she is.

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>>11438483
Why don't you do it for me? *wink*

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>>11438514
That's no hurricane, anon~
>>11438532
I'm on my way..

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>playing video games and posting on /sug/ at the same time at 1AM

life's okay

I feel like I have to vomit.

>>11438565
no it isn't

>>11438581
DO IT IN MY MOUTH!!!!

>>11438589
Well maybe not with that attitude.

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>>11438581
what else is new

Reminder that Elodie is a low tier girl

>>11438695
Reminder that Elodie belongs in an OK KO thread.

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I have a simple Dream. A dream to help all people to one day be cooler than all their friends. This is my passion. I see we all have bells to click in our life, but soon we will hear our own tone notifications.

>>11438742
I don't get this meme.

>>11438763

its the SU sponge and his cringy self-advert

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KUT92psjm5E

do you think ned flanders likes black people

>>11438483
>>11438514
What she said.

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Why am I awake I have stuff to do tomorrow.

>>11438954
Because you've lost control of your life.

>>11435110
I want a source for that bell

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>>11434862
I can't believe it too!

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>>11438970

>>11439048
haha nah, I mean the original dick picture

>>11439070
It came this way when I found the images. as for the dick, you can try to run a cross-site script, get a lot of picks and feed the resulting dick picks into a sorting algorithm or neural network. one might match closely.

>>11439070
>>11439130

there are better looking dicks out there anyways

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tell me /sug/ how come the best gems just happen to be the best color, blue?

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>>11439167
this gem is brown

What the fuck is your problem?
Why won't you even talk to me anymore?
Tell me what the fuck I did to make you hate me so much.
Please, I'd love to know you fucking cunt.

>>11438401
What happen to the ok ko general in trash anyway?

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>>11439192

>>11439243
kek! now bloople looks like my aunt

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>>11439200
No one bumped it, it fell off page 10, and no one's bothered to make a new one.

>>11439167
the only thing that lapis is best at is being the worst

>>11439274
Your aunt is frequently disgusted?

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>>11439167
Natural talent I suppose.

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Look at these bois.

>>11439287
not disgusted but as ugly as that pic

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>>11439239
Does Lapis brush her teeth?

>>11439311
damn they look hot and very fuckable

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>>11439280
*the moeest

Holy fuck I need to stop eating otter pops these things are going to kill me.

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>>11439311
Those are some cute girls.

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Well, /sug/. I'm ready for Irma.

Taking simple requests.

>>11439024
hey the name of that song is a pretty cool song, even being a gaga's cover

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>>11439327

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>>11439345
Elodie's feet.

>>11439345
opal stripping

Open call for my e-girlfriend.

>>11439317
She rinses.

>>11439348
oh yeah, I wish I'd be in that bubble

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>>11439345
Jasper punching Irma to death

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>>11439345
Bird gem screaming at Ronaldo like a seagull.

>>11439364
Good enough I'd say.

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>tfw the sub I've been talking to clicks with me
>tfw officially gave him his first set of orders
>tfw I'm gonna get my own personal porn vid to schlick to

I love being a domme

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>>11439366

>>11439345
you naked and uncensored but with a mask so no one knows it's you

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>>11439388
Stop having deeply hypocritical sexual encounters

>>11439391
great job anon, saved the pic

>>11439345
More gems rejecting anons like this: >>11439243

>>11438814

but only you talk about it and it seems pretty self aware, it's just not funny.

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Well there it is /sug/, the first night in weeks where I didn't write a damn thing. It's 2am and I have work in the morning.

it was good while it lasted

>>11439411
Hypocritical?

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>>11439345
this with Jasper

>>11439434
It's okay to take a break so you can step back and think things through once in a while.

>>11439278
I guess there are /co/ threads so theres no point

>>11439445
oh, that would be cool to do but with mayo

>>11439431
how would you know either way? its been reposted

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>>11439438
Yes, quite, hypocritical!

>>11439472
This is cute.

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>>11439465
>/co/

>>11439345
Good luck with that Irma! Hope it doesn't hit you too hard

Does anyone have the /sug/ zeemaps link?

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>>11439388
What did you make him do?

>>11439478
EXPLAIN

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>>11439524
he struggles with shyness and constantly keeps his thoughts to himself, so I'm having him record himself masturbating (with specific instructions on how) with the caveat that there can never be a silent moment. he has to keep talking regardless of what it is or what he's saying, although I gave a loose rule to construct a fantasy and narrate for me.

the goal's to break down those walls and see if I can get a little stream of consciousness going, plus the satisfaction of him stumbling and feeling awkward about it the entire time. it's the first round of orders, so I'm curious to see how well he handles them

>>11439506
https://www.zeemaps.com/map?group=2538280

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>>11435878
This caused my heart to hurt.

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>>11439608
tha8nks may8

>>11439492
Well theres a reason no ones bothering to make a thread, looks like its cause theyre all over there

>>11439608
Goodbye Floridabrahs.

>>11439388
>girl
Gross

>>11435878
>You are my sunshine, my only sunshine
is this sunshine in a bag, by any chance

>>11439629
No problem, what did you need it for?

Why the fuck are you ignoring me?
Why does it have to be like this?
Was what we had not special?
I'm freaking the fuck out right now and I don't know what to do.

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>>11439535
Bud, you really don't want to sit here and have some anon explain Lacan to you - it's really esoteric and requires you know a whole host of other philosophers by heart. In all reasonableness, do as you please in your relationship, but if you're interested I can pass along any number of resources - Though, I of course assume not

>>11439608
Those poor anons in Florida
Especially those near miami, god speed to those

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>>11439355
Hope you like it.

>>11439401
What's the point if you already know it's me?

>>11439493
I'll hit back if it does.

>>11439346
Hey now, Gaga's music is unironically excellent

When will there be quicker alternatives for brushing/flossing as well as nail trimming.

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>>11439669
You okay, anon?

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>>11439669
Chill nigger

>>11439678
just dont be a lazy disgusting faggot

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>>11439572
Sounds like you're having fun with it. Do update when you can.

>>11439675
W-where's Amethyst?

>>11439687
>>11439688
Where is Bloopleanon.

>>11439661
Well, I'm useless,
but not for long

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>>11439709
Oh fuck, I knew I was missing something.

>>11439718
Won't be here until next summer

>>11439718
Where is Padme?

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>>11439672

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>>11439646
>>11439673
>tfw live in a trailer
I'll miss you all

>>11435121
I don't want to date a woman like Jasper.
I don't like men.

>>11439718
busy hibernating a.k.a. life

>>11439738
WHERE'S THE MONEY LEBOWSKI

>>11439745
Christ
You need to evacuate

>>11439718
Avatarfag left /sug/ to go to college or some shit.

>>11439755
WHERE IS THE ARCHANAN!?

>>11439718
Suicide

>>11439745
Anon you will die please go to a shelter.

>>11439745
GET OUT OF THERE.

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>>11439767

>>11439743
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LpZXRaZtL-g
Strap in, friend

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>>11439761
I'm still here

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>>11439745

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>>11439707
that's the plan man, that's the plan.

>>11439810
Wow. I thought you died, Saddam.

Still zero fucking news

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is PPG16 just a really bad fanfiction at this point

>>11439882
yes

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>>11439844
I've been dead, nigga. nah, just not in here as much - kinda waiting for any news

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Do you want to see my Cyndaquil plush /sug/?

>>11439907
She deserves it.

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>>11439917
Cyndaquil? More like Cyndakill

>>11439917
Only if you're rubbing your fat cock on it

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>>11439934
>>11439937
NEVERMIND

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>>11439952
CHECKMATE BITCH

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>>11439882
There will be a new fourth PPG. So, yes.

>>11439882
Well they made a new ppg thats supposed to be the original powerpuff, so theyre basically trying to rewrite craigs canon

So ya, bad fanfiction

>>11439952
How many poke plushes do you have?

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>>11439963
>>11439968
>screaming Bunny in the distance

I thought it couldn't get worse than the self-insert but fuck I was so wrong

>>11439963
uglyass show

>>11439901
Yeah. Me too. Any news would be good to hear now.

>>11439971
A lot.

>>11439968
>>11439990
I'm just waiting for the announcement that this new character has all the powers of the PPGs and is the new leader and everyone loves her.

>>11440003
Rough estimate? I got like 5

>>11439963
Is that real?

>>11440049
It was leaked via a Russian promo video a few months back.

>>11440021
About 10 I think, two of which haven't been delivered yet. What are your's of?

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Goodnight

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>>11439990
This was in craigs likes.
He must feel so dead inside

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cut my head off irma

>>11440069
Zygarde core
Hoopa
Arceus
And the last two are 20th anniversary Genesect and Jirachi

I wish I wish I had money and the time to get a Darkrai and Arceus anniversary plushes

>>11440110
Aww those are a lot of cute and really cool ones, I just have a couple of the eeveelutions and the pikachu line, and Cyndaquil and Goomy.

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>>11440300

>>11440320
> [Angry Conservative Noises]

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>>11440320
Those zooman outfits can really make anyone sexy

>>11440320
Andy lookin good in that outfit
Also
Holly x Andy anyone?

Did that 32eps for Season 6 turn out to be legit? I can't seem to find the link anymore.

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>>11440359
Ikr

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>>11440320

>>11440409
Based Lamar

>>11440400
Found it:
https://www.reddit.com/r/stevenuniverse/comments/6yntqi/season_6_episode_count_confirmed_on_su_podcast/

>>11440548
source?

I masturbated for an hour straight and now my junk's sore

>>11440597
http://bluekayanite.tumblr.com/post/165095327807/yellows-and-blues-gems-seem-to-share-traits-with

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>>11440548
>Probably agile, dexterous

PD gonna be the swole yoga pants Diamond.

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>>11440609
>only an hour
You need more practice

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>>11440642
pls

>>11437684
Humans should not be pedofiles.

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Today's flavour is pink.

>>11440834
I thought today's flavor is hiatus.
Like yesterday.
And the day before.
And tge day before...

>>11435121
I'm reminded that one of the reasons why I visit this thread is to enter the strange world of the lesbian 4channer

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>>11440851
I came here to have fun, not be reminded of the sadness in my life right now okay?

>>11440882
does anyone have the edits of the zoomans, that people is really hot

CLOSER TO PAGE TEEEEEEEN

>>11440548
Is emerald apart of YDs court?

>>11441099
She's green so I'd imagine so.

>>11435565
Funny how he hasn't even been on for a whole day and people pretend he's here.

the ceremony for the 69th Primetime Creative Arts Emmy Awards will be held at night on the 9th and 10th, but it will be broadcast on tv on the 16th. This is a separate ceremony from the main event, which is airing on the 17th. I'm not sure when the results will actually be announced, but tomorrow is the earliest we'll find out.