RWBY/RT Trash General #545: Suiting Up Edition
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RWBY now in Blazeblue:
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Volume 5 Weiss Character Short:
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mTJzFCebdvQ&t=0s
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>>11413052
>You will never dress Neo every morning
>>11413052
>>11413143
>You'll never go to Beacon with Ruby
>Faunus Weiss never
>>11413082
>A rare image of a vicious faunus burrowing into it's host
Fucking brutal and adorable.
What ever happened to the dubs game anon? Did he get tired and leave? It's fine if he did just curious.
So Neo considers Roman to be her dad, Cinder her aunt, Salem her grandma, Adam her edgy uncle, and Emerald & Merc her brother and sister, right?
>>11413633
Nah, there was just a drought of the needed dubs.
...Until now! Weiss with a syringe of memes is our teammate with an angsty background, as well as the secret weapon! I guess this means that Weiss will use memes to stop May?
>>11413128
Huh, that's pretty neat anon.
>>11413692
>this should've been the secret weapon
Woah. Another Chibi episode that's unfunny? I'm stunned.
>>11413713
>Penis flavored
>>11413682
If you want to headcanon that, sure.
>>11413729
I liked the first two skits
>>11413692
So Weiss will use this meme to subdue the May?
>>11413857
Quite possibly. Neon is the other viewpoint character, after all.
>>11413910
Breeding hips!
>>11413989
But he's a boy.
>>11414040
BREEDING HIPS!
Healthy lesbians.
>>11414040
Thats not going to stop the imminent breeding
>>11413633
Bad influence... or the secret weapon?
>>11414079
>not unhealthy ones
>>11414079
>healthy
I give them a couple of months before a break up, assuming Blake can even stick around that long.
>>11414177
Alright- let's bring this home!
>>11414079
Healthy until Blake starts hitting Yang
Cucks in Remnant watch their wives being fucked by faunus.
>>11414564
But if a man was a chicken faunus, would he be... the cluck?
>>11414517
VIOLENT
SWEATY
LESBIAN
SEX
>>11414630
Would be better if it were with Cinder
>>11414652
>>11414662
Perfect.
>>11414722
And we have the angsty background. I suppose that's easier on the liver than drinking.
>>11414791
Almost made it with no layering fuckups, goddammit.
>>11414821
So what's Ruby's role in this? She advises the main character (predator) while also being the headmistress, but has a secret second identify where she strips naked and becomes the angsty teammate? Shocking!
>>11414849
No, Rube is a weird mix of Summer and Oz. She's the headmistress but due to complications currently body-hopping in her dead daughter's body. Which also counts as the tragic backstory.
What's more interesting is that the audience surrogate seems to be the Meme Dream herself, and the secret weapon is intravenous memes the sibling provides.
>>11414928
Interesting... So are we saying that Weiss's meme syringe has Neon's meme blood in it?
>>11415004
Maybe Weiss can use her Semblance to absorb Neon's fabulous Semblance which is the only way to neutralize May's unholy hetero-derived get powers?
>NEW BPS VIDEO IS OUT!
And I almost thought Jewoogle had completely killed the Black Pigeon Speaks channel, thank goodness it's still alive for now.
>link for 'Manufactured Consent' if anyone is interested.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PLxtpZwrrGs
How would she fare in Remnant?
If you have $250 and want someone from RWBY to say something for you, donate to RT's Hurricane Harvey livestream and send them an email with the receipt. Although I think the options are limited to Ruby, Yang, Jaune, and Sun.
Blacked
Blacked.
Blacked..
>>11415898
Oh, that's pretty cool of them. But it's a damn shame nobody from RWBYg will.
Blacked...
Blacked....
Blacked.....
>>11415952
>That fucking Shadman comic...
Blacked......
>>11415977
Do not speak that name nigger
also xth for Syria
>>11415977
Is Shadman still around? I heard he got into legal trouble, or something.
Do you think Ruby would like this image
>>11416020
Don't ever reply to me again
>>11416070
What did I tell you faggot
Now I know what you're going to do when you see this post, you are going to make a r*ddit tier post in an attempt to be kewl. Don't you fill out that captcha faggot
Headmaster Lionheart: coward or evil?
>>11416117
Neger I'm shilling for a pass
>>11416143
Please don't talk to it so much.
Why is she so sex
>>11416019
It's a pretty cool looking image so probably yes.
>>11416195
This is why mom doesn't fucking love you
>>11416213
Theory: _raw anon is RWBYg's semblance, which unlocks maximum image quality.
>>11415772
Smugly.
>>11416121
Which kpopper is this?
>>11414821
>Blake is the only RWBY character not to be included
>>11416194
Because she's sweet spice and everything nice, but then Dr Roman accidentally added secret ingredient sex.
I want to kidnap Ruby
I want to take her to a basement underneath a building in a secluded location
And make her load thirty round AR15 magazines eight hours a day for an entire year
And the best part would be that I would just secretly empty the magazines once she filled them and then make her load the magazines the next day with the same ammunition
>>11416600
Sorry, I don't know. I just saved it from a kpop general OP because it made me laugh.
How did you know they were kpop women, anyway?
>>11416669
I want to protect that smile
>>11416713
Don't give me that look soon to be magazine loader slave
sexual abuse?
>>11416858
>>11416837
look out a huge tidal wave!
What if you asked Blake to send you nudes but she accidentally sent this to your scroll instead?
>>11416770
Then bring her human girls to punch. It is the best way.
>>11414821
>>11414849
>>11414928
>>11415004
>>11415091
WriteAnon here, Just got home will start shortly
>>11416992
Hooray! I was hoping you'd still do it. I'm not sure how you're going to wrangle a coherent plot out of that, but I'll be entertained to see you try.
>>11416992
So is Ruby the main character?
>>11416770
I think you're a bit too late
>>11414517
>Implying Yang wouldn't start beating Blake instead.
>>11416019
She would be impressed by the artistic skill required to make this, but upset as the juxtaposition of the two concepts (Orks in Warhammer and Immortan Joe in Mad Max) is undermined by the asexual nature of the Orks and the massive amount of masculinity and male sexual energy that Joe possess.
>>11416770
Well then you're a filthy fauna-lover. Neck yourself.
>>11416937
I would ask her what she thinks of this as the piece could either be interpreted as critique of white champagne socialists who wouldn't know adversity if it had sat in their lap and called them momma in an attempt to make a mockery of them (anti-marxist) or the same thing meant as a rallying cry for more marxism (pro-white guilt, pro-marxism).
>>11417390
Knowing Blake she'd probably see it as the latter.
>>11416672
>Asian woman with colorful hair and 10 kg of make-up
It's a Korean. And most pictures of Koreans are kpoppers.
>>11416937
Ask if that's her fetish
Bun
>>11418275
Will she ever be happy?
>>11418419
Hope not
>>11418225
This isn't as weird as that short where Weiss is afraid of birds.
>>11418225
Jic Jic is truly a gift to mankind.
What if Yang was working the night shift at white castle and she flashed a titty at you when you picked up your food at the drive thru
>>11418792
lick her feet
>>11418792
Noice
God
Compare the original colour trailer to the character shorts we are getting now
All the passion is gone
>>11418822
Who gives a fuck people are so in love with the series miles could stick his dick into kerrys fat ass pull it out covered in shit call it a rwby popsicle and people will line up to suck it
>>11418792
Why the fuck am I at a white castle at night?
>>11418822
Eh, your fucking blind if you look at the Weiss short and think its worse, its actually better.
Right on the Shitty kitty short though
>>11418792
post blowjob
>>11420191
>>11420191
She got that Zaku I face going on there
https://www.pixiv.net/member_illust.php?mode=medium&illust_id=64826138
>>11420347
>>11420191
>>11418128
What if she replied yes?
>>11420357
>Suck so hard you go full Zaku
what if ruby found out about this really cool musical duo called "death grips"
>>11420795
I'd punch her in the face
>>11420191
Who is this alien and why is she wearing Weiss' jacket?
>>11420471
Tell her to lick my feet
>>11420846
>the SDC's clothing line is really popular in space
>>11420846
Alien you say?
>>11422157
Is Jaune about to get a face full of crouch
>>11422157
>>11422280
Either that or Sun's about to get a crotch full of sword
Panic reaction can be a bitch man
>>11422428
>or Sun's about to get a crotch full of sword
cases like these we thank god for aura
>>11418275
Dunno how to feel about this because I love Neo being dominant but I love petplay just as much fuck
>>11414821
So Ruby has grown up with a lewd angsty background to be an enigmatic headmistress, together with a predator, memes injection, lady with a Cinder body pillow, Winter and the Shockmaster they must battle Cinder voiced by Gray and Neo who loves her men like she does her coffee and stop May who wants to make Yang fat as she is picked on by Neon....oh and Weiss is the secret weapon
>>11422688
> Weiss is the secret weapon
She can beat anyone with her ejaculation.
Does anyone know the identity of writer-anon with the Ozpin D&D story? I kind of want to camp their account in anticipation of the dumb shenanigans.
>>11413910
Where is the trap porn.
Weiss = cumdump slut
>>11415977
ITS
NOT
SHADMAN
>>11423015
Mostly non-existent due to lack of demand
>>11418419
>>11423232
>Human fucking an animal
That is disgusting. What kind of degenerate puts an animal together with anything but another animal
>>11423228
I will create demand.
>>11423265
>spaghetti dick
>>11423232
I want to bully that Bun
Fresh ninja lizard lewds right from the oven.
Enjoy anons.
http://www.strawpoll.me/13868496/
>>11423015
Few pictures of Whitley in Weiss's dress, nothing for Oscar unfortunately
>>11424700
We must get smaller
>>11424662
Licc!
WriteAnon here
Made some progress, shaking off the rust.
About to go to work and then school, will continue later.
>>11424939
Can you post some?
What's his endgame?
>>11425222
To crash that train
>>11424160
We're all the Rube
>>11425222
To find this man!
>>11425222
>>11425227
The fire rises
SCHNEE
L
E
G
S
>>11425222
A confrontation with Atlas Specialist is likely.
These four show up on your doorstep.
What the happens?
>>11425404
I would prod the orange one and ask if she's a Blake precursor.
Otherwise, I would expect some very intense guerrilla gardening from them.
>>11425404
I shoot myself in front of them
>>11420191
>>11425404
I've heard that they will only visit you if you're a wizard
Misa has produced some cute art of Emerald, seemingly as a doggo faunus. Which is fitting given Emerald's loyalty.
_raw anon, if you're around, is there anything we should be doing to Twitter images to ensure maximum quality? Thanks.
>>11425514
Use :orig at the end of the URL instead of :large
>>11425675
Worst girl needs to away from best boy!
>>11425658
Thanks. That's a massive improvement.
best doggo
>>11425783
I want to stretch my neck out and ask if she's upset
>>11425934
>>11426110
>V4 puzzle is in the RT UK store
>Blu-ray is impossible to get without importing
What is this?
Stop watching RWBY.
Been away for some weeks, anything new?
>>11426669
We're getting a story >>11414821
Camp Camp S2 has actually been pretty good
>>11426821
So was S1.
Does she count as Christmas cake?
>>11426922
She counts as Halloween cupcakes, man. She's not quite a Christmas cake.
>>11426821
>>11426886
It's almost like it's aomething they came up with and made as a group with passion and heart behind it
Unlike that other show where the guy who created it died and they keep going and shitting all over it
>>11427083
>he thinks RWBY was better in V1/V2
>>11427083
RWBY V4 was better then V1/2, and on par with 3. Monty fanboys need to get there head examined.
>>11427083
>V1 and 2 not being utter shot in comparison to 4.
>>11427083
Ah, the old RWBYg claim that RWBY is made without any enthusiasm.
>>11426922
She's undesirable enough, give her time.
Is saltanon the lower-case anon who is excessively negative about RWBY? Or is he the lower-case anon who dislikes people who are cynical about RWBY? Could he be both?
>>11427683
>>11427983
>>11415994
God bless President Assad, the savior of Syria and it's people.
>>11427683
>Black Blake
Go back to Tumblr.
>>11428181
That's actually pretty close to her current canonical skin tone. She's gotten a bit tanned.
>>11428181
That's more of a light brown
>>11427130
>RWBY V4 was better then V1/2, and on par with 3
>>11428181
>Go back to Tumblr.
Anon you know nothing
>>11427979
He's the second one, and he's also a huge Yangfag who despises Mercury
Outfit swaps are the best
>>11428317
> mfw this guy
>>11428455
>>11428317
V1-2 had some, SOME good action. It also had pic and the worst writing of the series. V4 was mixed but also had some of the best scenes.
>>11428432
I want Cinder to hold my hand very tight and slowly start burning it.
>>11428544
the first two volumes are awful in ways that at least make them entertaining
volume 4 was just boring
Who's got the highscore in Remant?
REUNION
WHEN
>>11430344
>>11428544
Volume 4 had very few good scenes. You go back and just skip to watch those few scenes, at least with V1/2 I can watch the episodes as a whole, I can't say the same for V4, there is no rewatchability.
>>11430403
I would have laughed at her arm, what a loser.
>>11430407
Yes because what we need is the dance arc again.
RWBY V4 had above all worldbuilding at plot progression. Granted it had basically no pay-offs, but it had these things which V1-V2 just did not. That and V4 actually hard characterization, thinking of Ren/Nora and Jaune here. V4 made mistakes, in my opinion the council of evil, some of the exposition and farming lad being among these but it deserves credit for what it did right.
>>11430403
If they are smart, Rube/Yang shorts.
>>11430405
>Not Ironwoods predecessor: Steelman, who put several million political traitors and faunus in the gulag
>>11430696
Who do you think helped Steelman rise above the ranks?
>>11430751
The Marksman?
Linen?
>>11430771
what if salem let cinder sleep on her lap during a meeting
>>11423232
Cardin probably has a locker full of faunus porn, doesn't he?
>>11431066
He has a locker full of faunus after he shoved them in there
>>11431066
Probably. I bet he can only get off to hardcore inter-racial faunus cuckhold-porn.
>>11431083
>He can only get off when he has a doggy dildo in his ass
Jaune is undeniably cute.
>>11431341
Jaune a BBC slut
>>11431374
*BFC
What if Every character that has ever appeared in RWBY formed one big rape pile were It is a constant struggle to get on top so you can be the only one doing to raping while not getting raped
>>11431374
>Implying Jaune isn't all about the shotas.
>>11431374
Jaune is for public use
>>11431395
*BBFC
Don't be racist Anon
>>11431429
Big brown faunus cock is just as good as any other faunus cock.
>>11431487
No
Big BLACK Faunas Cock
Wite Fawnass bois can't compete
>>11431374
I wanna sniff Ruby's hairy pussy all day!
Draw Ruby's face
>>11431649
what if she heard you say that and told her dad
>>11431725
You got it friendo
>>11431374
David Attenborough is pretty sexy ngl
>>11431725
Be careful what you ask for.
>>11431725
>>11431725
>>11431341
I want him to mating press a smaller boy.
licc Reese?
S I C C
>>11431725
This is what ruby looks like, right?
>>11431725
what if cinder asked you to go and get her some more ointment for her horrible burns and her prescription pain medication for the same reason
>>11432908
lick her feet
>>11432915
what if she whispered "please help me i'm in great pain"
>>11432908
If this is a euphemism for giving her a facial I'm WAAAAAAY ahead of her. If not, we'll she'll have to voice her complaints a little louder, I can't quite hear what she's saying
>>11432928
lick her feet
>>11432952
Who has the Emerald one where she makes herself hallucinate that she's dancing with Cinder? Post it please
>>11432908
Yeah sure I don't mind
>>11432908
Kind of hard when she helped destroy Vale
>>11432908
Give her everything she needs but also pic related
>>11432908
I would tell her to ask Emerald instead. That weirdo would enjoy it.
What if Ruby was afflicted with a disease that was a combination of Autism and AIDS
what if cinder asked you if you wanted to play her favorite game "dr robotnik's mean bean machine" with her
>>11432976
Here you go.
The artist has more Cinder x Emerald stuff on their DA: https://tigerpaw90.deviantart.com/gallery/62249113/RWBY
>>11433060
Breed her
>>11433075
Breed her
>>11433099
Thanks
What does RWBYG think of the Youtuber Jic Jic?
>>11433413
I don't.
>>11433413
Had to google him, but I recognise his content. It's been posted here before. I'm not aroused by it, but the weirdness of it amuses me.
what if ruby had a youtube channel where she talked about weapons
>>11433470
She'd probably be upset when the Internet went down for all of Vale
I wanna hump Weiss' leg and rape her thighs!
>>11433530
The internet didn't go down, the Kingdoms just don't have electronic communication with each other anymore. Vale itself should still have internet and such.
>>11433921
5alechan best chan
>>11432546
That's a pretty good one. Saving it.
What if Jaune was actually the Canadian cock size poster
>>11431341
Fem Jaune is cuter.
>>11434288
FemJaune is shit.
>>11434306
Fem!Sun would make the show objectively 160% better
>>11434306
Lies
>Spreader bar
muh dik
There's some Mexican guy named Enrico who won't stop calling me, I think he's going to traffic my organs, he wanted to know what my name was
>>11434817
Block the number ya dingus
>>11434288
Yes. She is.
>>11434553
Fem Jaune is utter shit.
>>11434553
Fem Jaune is bun tier shit
Looks like Lindsay is losing some weight. Getting a bit of her body back.
>>11436032
God, Arryn looks like a goblin
>>11436032
I didn't realize how short Kara was, how tall is she?
>>11436032
Oh wow yeah, Lindsay looks great
>>11436089
It's probably the heels the other girls are wearing, I think Kara is wearing flats or something
>>11436032
I want to bridal carry Kara.
>>11436032
Wait, she had the babby already?
>>11437548
Dude they had the baby back in May
>>11437579
Huh. Did Michael get cucked?
>>11437594
Nope
>>11437612
>Wh*tes breeding
>>11437551
Sun a cute!
Sun a sexy!
Sun a best!
>>11431725
I did it RWBYg, I did the thing!
>>11432255
Reese sure does have some sick double dubs.
>>11438442
>When they try to convince you that the 50 bmg isn't a dildo
>>11434484
Should have just been a full female cast for all the younger characters
>female Ren
>female Merc