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/scaly/ - Scaly General #286 Post lewd reptiles and discuss

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/scaly/ - Scaly General #286

Post lewd reptiles and discuss scaly stuff, male or female is fine. Dragons, wyverns, reptile folk, snakes, and sharks on top of other scaly things are welcome. Ferals, anthros, and human/scaly are allowed, but please, no monstergirls. As some may take a few creative liberties on their creations, do inquire if there's a particular edge case you're unsure about.

Please avoid reposting images from the past 2-3 or so threads, try to keep things fresh and post other content.
Arguments regarding scaly anatomy don't go anywhere, avoid starting them.
We don't have any other form of chat setup outside these threads and there are no plans for a Discord server, don't ask.

>Scaly Smut
http://pastebin.com/3JXCnQEc
>Other Resources
http://pastebin.com/SvKHwWi8
>FAQ
https://pastebin.com/GYWq2wKK (embed)

You are free to contribute to either, simply reply and post the information.

Did you miss something? You can find all previous threads here:
http://desuarchive.org/trash/search/text/%22scaly%20general%22/type/op/

Today's featured image is an obvious truth.

Topic of the thread: Do you think a scaly/furry fetish would be more or less socially acceptable if sentient scalies/furries actually existed?
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>>11404572
tott: it would be seen as the same as jungle fever prolly
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>>11404686
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>>11404686
>>11404800
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>>11404800
>>11404817
Pedro!
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>>11404686
>>11404800
>>11404817
This is the only way this could have gone and a genuinely fantastic start to the thread. Thank you.
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>>11404898
/scaly/ is love
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>>11404982
/scaly/ is life
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>>11404800
>>11404817
you heard netflix is "remaking" that series?
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>>11405156
I could not be less interested in it, to be honest. I think it's neat, yeah, but I don't think there's really an audience for it in it's original format.

Of course they could always target it at the adults who used to watch it and fuck it all up, but I'm not interested in that either.
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>>11404572
>tott
It would be treated like homosexuality. There would be opposition but most people wouldn't give much of a fuck after awhile.
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I want to be a Tama!
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>>11404572
>does not own a computer
Lost
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The comic at the end of the last thread was trash.
Such trash that I'm going to dump are really good comic to make up for it.
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While I was uploading this comic, i had a thought about why i think this comic is so great. It goes beyond just the amazing quality of the art, but that deserves endless praise itself, of course.

Something that's really silly about drawn porn is that it often has this sense of grandeur or its something very important in the lives of the participants, in the way that is is often presented and drawn.

Artists try so hard to make sex scenes so amazing and groundbreaking when at the end of the day, sex in reality is quite mundane. Of course, many people may have insecurities about intimacy and would value it where it exists, so i can't really blame them for viewing sex in this way...

The way this author, Skadjer, presents this sexual scene feels very mature and grounded. It's given a certain amount of respect that feels almost real, like it's viewed as being mundane but a positive aspect of the lives of the characters in it.
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>>11404572
>chads
>superior
Well and truly, 4chad has gone down the drain.
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And I still have to bump this thread.
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>>11406692
>>11406860
Size difference apron fucking?
...go on?
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>>11405300
What if a tama wanted to be you?
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Lagianipples
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>>11405677
Fine analysis. A less verbose summary of why that comic sticks, is that it's comfy. The true universal aesthetic. The comic displays a casual familiarity and warm mutual trust between the characters.
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>>11408767
I really doubt that.
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>>11409479
>in soviet russia
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>>11409500
Tamanon is from EU Latvia.
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>>11405677
tl;dr people fuck, it's nothing special, get over yourselves
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>>11409513
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>>11409566
No, Tamanon is not Australian.
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>>11409574
>>11409513
And your point is ?...
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>>11409591
Tama will never want to be you because the Soviet Union no longer exists.
Therefore you will never be able to trade places with Tama.
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>>11409596
Who said anything about me wanting to trade places with a tama? All I care about is to become a tama one way or another.
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>>11409618
Well, that's the only practical way.

Once we figure out interspecies brain transplants, anway.
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Is it wrong that I want Remy to be more ferocious?
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>>11409623
I dont know what kind of a bubble you live in, but okay.
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>>11409685
Currently a rapidly expanding bubble of soap cum, thank you.
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If you were a wizard, what would you do?
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>>11410228
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>>11410344
Is this just me or they look more like a Rathian?
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>>11409315
My favorite typo.
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>>11411039
where is this from?
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>>11405677
I thought I read somewhere that Skadjer had died? this isn't the case?
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>>11411901
He has posted less than a month ago. This information is not hidden.
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>>11411901
he posted something on his furafinity journal 3 weeks ago
https://www.furaffinity.net/user/skadjer/
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>>11411932
>>11411939
Huh, I never kept up with the various artists, just heard in passing that they had passed at some point.
Glad to hear this isn't the case since I enjoy the art.
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>>11412059
There are so many false reports going around when it comes to artists.
Like a few months earlier when Guoh changed his tumblr names a bit and for several threads there were people very angry claiming that he had deleted all his work when it's all still up.
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>>11411708
>those tits
ew
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>>11412059
The loss of Skadjer would genuinely be a loss for the scene as a whole as there aren't many artists that draw as good.
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>>11412270
You know I'm not one to complain about tits but they really don't look like they were put on naturally.
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>>11405245
What is that character from? Or is she an OC?
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>>11413453
shes some guy character heres his sona and nother scalie of his
dont know if he has a furaffinity but he has a website
http://brandonzalar.wixsite.com/zalarstudios
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>>11405253
"Go ahead and make fun of my girlfriend. I dare you."
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>>11413543
Hopefully he draws more then, she cute.
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>>11413856
I hope anon does end up drawing that sunibee dragon from last thread.
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Seriously? Page 8?
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>>11405677
I disagree with this assessment that sex is mundane. There is a lot going on in our brains during sex, and primarily what I wish to remind you of is that during sex, hormones such as oxytocin work on our brains to bond us with our partner. People have varying levels of sensitivity, of course, and it is possible to build up such a tolerance to these hormones that you no longer feel them, but to call sex mundane does such a disservice to all the chemical interactions going on under the hood that are working to make us desire sex with a consistent partner in an effort to further the continuation of the species.

A source: http://www.pnas.org/content/114/20/5300.full.pdf
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>>11415010
Just because it's mundane doesn't mean it isn't interesting or fascinating. It's something common to every human, done by a large proportion of the world every day.

Television is mundane in the sense that you won't blink twice seeing one in someone's living room, but that doesn't mean all the technology and so on behind watching a show isn't amazing to think about.

Either way, the measure of mundanity is pretty arbitrary. What's mundane to one person is luxury to another, and what may seem mundane one moment can be fascinating the next, or vice versa.
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>>11411009
Literally whatever I want
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>>11415551

Is there a version that's not cropped?
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>>11405677
>>11409477
Grounded characters that show trust. There is respect all around, in that strip.
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> more Slack-Wyrm
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>TFW you'll never stumble across a dragoness taking a swim and she gives you this look as an invitation to join her
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>>11417745
This truly implores me to reconsider my perspective on various topics.
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>>11417948
If you actually have time to do that, do it.
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>>11409596
The East will rise again!
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>>11417899
Cute
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>>11417899
:(
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>>11418524
A fucking leaf!
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>>11418490
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Do any of you fags have zorro re's patreon shit? Specifically the two dinosaucer pics?
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Just finished on Part 6 of An Unlikely Bride:
https://pastebin.com/kjTkgNrd

Tell me what you think reeeee
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>>11421518
I only had time to read ch1 today. It had a good hook. I'll probably be able to read a couple more tomorrow.

What I'm thinking right now is I wouldn't be ashamed to publicly marry this dragon.
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>>11422300
Thanks!

I wouldn't be ashamed to publicly officiate said marriage.
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>>11422300
>tfw can't decide on a dragon to publicly marry
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>>11422491
the one that loves you
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>>11422507
but-
okay, fine, remy it is
kinda a shame because maverick gives me a hard-on
but kinda not because i do love them both
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>>11422527
And Remy doesn't give you a hard-on?
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>>11422507
Original armchair dragon psychoanalyst here; creator of the sociopath Anna meme.
Anna has issues. She's narcissistic, she's borderline, she very well could have a touch of sociopathy, but she absolutely genuinely cares about player. In her twisted way, she loves you.

Just don't fall into the trap of trusting her completely. Maintain an exit plan. Keep other friends close so they can pull you out if you need it. Absolutely do not give her any dirt on yourself, or she'll blackmail you at some point. This is general advise for anyone itt who fell into a relationship with a person who has one or more cluster b personally disorders.

>>11422527
I'm not surprised Mav gets you hard. He's been known to create stiffs. It runs in the family.
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>>11422617
less of a hard-on
sexually i'm bottom enough to want an aggressive male

>>11422652
desu that only makes it worse
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>>11422652
Just imagine what would happen if someone went through a bad break up with her.
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>>11422702
You've got a gun, use it.
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>>11422714
>escape
>load save
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>>11422909
Izumi made that impossible.
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>>11422470
Wait, do we have a /scaly/ preacher?
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>>11423028
No, but I am considering purchasing a pastebin pro account.
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>>11404572
>Topic of the thread: Do you think a scaly/furry fetish would be more or less socially acceptable if sentient scalies/furries actually existed?

Just a little nitpick, but it's Sapient rather than Sentient when referring to a scaly. Sentience implies awareness, but Sapience is the ability to reason and act on that awareness. (Thus homo sapiens.)
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>>11404572
>TotT

In a modern setting it would probably still be a bit weird.
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>>11417745
So
what about that plotline with his sister.
Is she really going to let her brother go?
At this point, Slack's laziness should actually have some consequences...
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>>11417745
at least it's not politics
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>>11423267
>persona
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Fuck this game, the last time a game left me depressed like this was Mass Effect and the ending of HL2:Ep2, but not nearly as much.
Better listen to some Lonely Day, that sure will make me feel better. Also not really fuck the game, it's good but I seriously didn't expect this level of feels. Maybe there's some true ending, too.
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>>11423446
I'm curious as to whether the entire plotline was scrapped or if she's just going to bite him in the ass later on.

>>11423700
Got a fitting reaction image out of it, at least.
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>>11411009
Fuck a lot of dragons and spend time in Sigil.
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>>11423742
I felt the same. Because of the *big thing* I felt an extreme case of hopelessness. It didn't help that I spent time with Adine as much as I could either, because [giveus]she reminds me of an ex[spoilersdamnit].

You find something that makes you happy and then something so damn sad.

I shouldn't have underestimated it. I did not expect game-post-depression. At least it didn't hold for weeks like it did with (the three first) Mass Effect.
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>>11424484
What's so depressing about ME?
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>>11424508
I fell in love with the characters.

After finishing the games I'd start right back at the first and play through them all again. After that I'd play through them again. Being stuck in this damn loop because I loved the characters, yet knowing I'd never experience something new with them really didn't have a good impact on me.

The first few playthroughs didn't go all that well either, where Garrus got blown up after entering the relay, Tali died by rocket to the face in the Collector base, and one where both where mushed by a fucking Mako of all things, only for them to be annihilated by a Reaper before I could absorb the shock.

At least Tali didn't jump on me. I don't think I had been able to handle that, being in that depression pit.

I'm biased, of course. Young and mentally frail in my (middle?) teens, and remembering it all of the top of my head via rose-tinted goggles.

FTL: Faster Than Light helped, and so did the tremendous amount of fan-fiction. There was always that one diamond in the rough.

>What's so depressing about ME?
Aside from everything above, Andromeda. It feels like someone took a meh fan-fic and shoved it full of money. It feels recycled, and I found it difficult to immerse myself.

/blogpost
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>>11424484
In my first playthrough I did the same, but I fucked up and got the bad big boom ending. It made me pretty sad but nothing major, and in the immediate next playthough I went with Anna.
God. Damn. It.

>>11424660
Yeah, the original had so many cool ideas come to life. The story basis was a bit clichéd, but they transformed it to feel original and good. Also the alien designs were great (except the fucking Asari space elves).
Andromeda? Here's two races in the whole sector lol also want some pandering for minorities? Of course you do.
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>>11425045
Since the studio behind Andromeda was shut down not long ago, there wont be any single-player DLCs and the like. So that Quarian Ark they had to delay because of technical difficulties, which contain the most interesting species in the whole universe? zip zoom kaboom, nothing. And I could *swear* we were promised a male quarian squaddie. Screw EA.

At least we got female turians. Not that I'll forgive them for the fade-to-black or anything.

>I went with Anna.
>God. Damn. It.
Yeah, that was really depressing. I ended on a high-ish point and stopped playing after fugging her.
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>>11425097
>Screw EA

You mean you haven't been boycotting EA for years already?
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>>11423742
>>11424484
Reading your posts makes me reconsider why I liked Remy in AWSW so much.
In all honesty, the game had a bit going against it for me because I found the original trailer for it to be extremely cringey and bad. The demo however convinced me on the game and it was because of Remy. I just felt like I could relate to him and there was a certain kind of kinship that I desired.
So naturally, he was my first playthrough on the day the game finally came out and I got the bad ending. I was upset but seeing that it was a "bad" ending, I instead became determined to get his good ending. I refused to accept such a terrible fate for him, so I kept playing that same day until I got it.
Afterwards, after I had more or less "completed" the game, I went through Remy's route again on my final run. I was a little disappointed by how "generalized" the ending ultimately felt, I wished that there would be an extra scene for the one I loved the most. I went through all that hassle of getting 60% because I cared about Remy enough to do whatever I could to make sure he had the best outcome.

Maybe I felt protective of Remy. I still do in fact. I even get a little unreasonably upset when I see that other anon here post about how Remy "belongs" to him even though that fucker is just a bandwagoner and wasn't even here before the game came out.
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>>11425097
Mass Effect was fucked before 3 came out.
I really liked 2 but I could tell that 3 was going to be wack from the demo. Turns I made the right choice after the game came out.

I don't know how much you could really blame when you should really blame how terrible Bioware has become. I don't know what went wrong with them but they really lost their way and turned into something ugly..
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>>11425108
I really should have. I bought Andromeda thinking perhaps it would be justified to be on the right side of the law for once. I was wrong. It didn't take long for Denuvo to be cracked, either.

>>11425131
Yeah, the third game did drop the ball a bit.

>Turns I made the right choice after the game came out.
So you haven't played it at all? The main plot isn't the best, but the Citadel DLC is great if you like fluff and fan service. But I guess you can just watch the best parts of it on Youtube.

> don't know what went wrong with them
I believe half of the staff was replaced between 2 and 3? At least the main writer of the series can't be spotted in the credits.

In the second game Tali explored the dangers of black matter, which she explains in the recruit mission, if I remember correctly. It's a shame they didn't go for that in the third game.
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>>11425172
>the Citadel DLC is great
>visions of Tali's singing spring to mind
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>ttot
If they actually existed, I think we'd have more pressing issues than fetishes towards them. Just we humans fight too much between ourselves already.

If all those possible social issues didn't exist, however, I don't think there would be much issues.

I dream of a world where scalies have lived with us since the dawn of time.
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>>11425187
I don't think that scene is that bad. It could use some more movement other than Tali moving her head and arms a bit and Shepard just staring blankly back, though.
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>>11425117
Iirc there's a post credits mod for extra Remy on the workshop if that interests you.

I maintain that you're not allowed to wiafu claim awsw characters unless your name is in the credits.

>>11425197
You're absolutely correct. Humans are terrible to each other, but we're even more terrible to other species. If scales were with us from the beginning, we would have driven them extinct or turned them into a slave race. The understanding that we aren't the center of the universe is a very new concept, and still isn't even close to a universal belief.
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>>11425291
>If scales were with us from the beginning, we would have driven them extinct or turned them into a slave race.
This didn't cross my mind. I thought we'd perhaps live in harmony if they were there from the beginning, but mankind tends to fear what they do not understand.

From a cave-dwelling berry-picker's standpoint, stumbling upon an anthropomorphic lizard that tries to communicate in grunts would probably scare you shitless.
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>>11424615
is that adine with a dick?
[spoiler]please continue...[lolnospoilers]
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>>11425406
It's what happens when you don't tell your artist that the character they're sketching is female.
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>>11425218
the more I look at this image, the comfier it gets. But with that yawn he probably gets dragon saliva in his tea.
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>>11425097
>At least we got female turians.
Truly the high point of the series.
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>>11425846
I wish I had a big feral dragon to get comfy with
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>>11426150
>you'll never come home and greet your dragon friend with a big hug
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>>11424354
Dick ruins it
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>>11426196
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>>11426196
your a gay
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>>11425846
That's kind of hot.
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>>11426569
gross
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>>11426569
Hot glue is fucking weird.
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>>11425479
Paging Dr Lorem.
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>>11426894
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>>11426569
I remember some of these. Not sure why I have one saved.
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>>11426594
>>11427330
is it wrong that i can fap to this because it has a dick in it
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>>11421518
An extremely friendly kobold

Aww, look how excited she is to see you!
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>>11427696
kobolds are overrated anyway
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What relaxing things would a nice dragon say to a human suffering from insomnia?
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>>11427877
just a neverending series of terrible puns, in a sultry growl
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>>11427948
How could they fall asleep? They'd be too busy laughing or getting weirdly turned on!
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>>11424615
Science has gone too far...
This is why Andine hates Anna...
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>>11428258
Somehow I just can't like male Adine.
Even though I really love her as a character and I'm incredibly gay.
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>>11428586
Sexy and cute!
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>>11428701
Adine as a concept is too feminine to be a guy
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>>11428047
you asked "What relaxing things would a nice dragon say to a human suffering from insomnia," not "What relaxing things would a nice dragon say to help a human suffering from insomnia." I'll have you know that terrible puns are very relaxing for dragons
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>>11428774
I mean, Remy is pretty fucking feminine, too, in a way.

Maybe because "genuinely nice and not at all aggressive" isn't manly.
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>>11428586
needs larger wings/10
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>>11428840
>everything about that image
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>>11428829
Nah, Remy could only work as a man as well.
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>>11428980
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>>11428840
a large wingspan is attractive
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>>11429004
>fact
You mean other than the fact that he is a grieving widowed husband?
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>>11429049
So what, you think a widow who lost her husband to unfortunate circumstances and blames herself for it isn't possible?
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>>11428840
>filename

Je suis monté, vous stupide américain!
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>>11429106
His wife died while pregnant, a man cannot get pregnant.
Also, him being a man changes the dynamic of how he handles it and is treated by others. There would be less social pressure on him if he were female, as a man, he still has to work.
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>>11429198
He didn't know about Amely and thus she's irrelevant to Remy's story until the good ending.

As for social pressure, dragon society doesn't work like human society. It's very similar, but there seems to be greater equality between the sexes.
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>>11429216
Wether or not he knew about it irrelevant because if the genders swapped by this point, then Remy would have been pregnant when the husband died and will have had a child. that would dramatically change the character because Remy would be a single mother struggling to do well in her job that she isnt quite fit for.
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>>11429247
Then we're using two different concept of an unchanged storyline. I would have removed Amely altogether because she's irrelevant, you would have kept her because she exists.
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>>11429293
Adding onto that, in either case that affects whether or not the story works, it doesn't affect whether or not the character works.
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>>11429293
I wouldn't have kept her because she wouldn't exist. Not as we know her anyway. Don't forget that Amely is weird hybrid kid with Anna's genes.
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>>11429045
sauce/game plx
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>>11429360
Dark Souls
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>>11429360
>>11429377
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>>11429377
>>11429382
how does one become lizzer
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>>11429399
It's kind of a secret, but there's an item called Dragon Torso Stone which can transform you.
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>>11429399
Path of the Dragon covenant, I believe. You get the head stone when you first join, then you need to bring a bunch of dragon scales to the Stone Dragon to get the torso.
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>>11429399
at the bottom of blight town, there are these leeches, in the area that they occupy there is a giant tree with a dead body that gives you a plank shield. there's also an illusionary wall and behind that is a treasure chest containing a twin humanity, behind said chest is another illusory wall hiding the entrance to the great hollow. once you reach the bottom of the great hollow you will arrive at the ash lake, when you make it to the end of ash lake you will come across the stone dragon, pray to him and he will let you join the path of the dragon covenant.
note 1: you get the dragon head stone right away but to get the torso stone you have to give him 30 dragon scales (I think it's 30 but I'm not 100% sure)
Note 2: when you get stuck on the climb back up the great hollow, roll to the left.
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>>11427704
shut
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>>11429654
>liking shittythievingkikebolds
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>>11422491
Where do people keep getting these images? I require more.
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>>11430678
Unpacking the AWSW game archive.
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>>11430678
It's from a game, Angels with Scaly Wings. Honestly, it's a great game if you want to have your heart broken. I said it already, I'll say it again: I didn't expect this kind of feels.
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>>11430758
The strongest feelings this game gives you involve a character named Kevin.
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>>11430766
Oh yeah. Seeing Kevin creates a lot of emotions.
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>>11430974
Though after figuring out who Lorem and Ipsum really were they had a similar effect.

Curiously enough I feel the opposite way about Katsu.
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>>11430758
Is there any happy ending cause what I read here kinda scares me off it desu
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>>11431162
The "best" - read: most difficult - ending still has people dying and isn't really all that happy.

But it beats some of the normal endings.
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>>11431162
Don't let that other anon spook you.
The game isn't some fucking Yoko Taro levels of tragic. It just has characters you care about deal with bleak subjects.
Most of the time, it's happy things you experience, which is why the sad things stand out more.
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>>11430983
Wait. What about Katsu? You mean this old dragon? And i know Lorem is herm but what about Ipsum? I have no time/don't want to play AWSW again since i completed characters i love.
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>>11431302
Lorem and Ipsum are both fan-made. Ipsum is just an annoying shit.

Katsu is also a backer character, but the guy who paid for him gave Saunders free reign.
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>>11431316
>All backer characters are shit
Well, no surprise there
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>>11431351
>All
Katsu is one of the best characters in the game, you shut your mouth
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>>11431351
>all
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>>11431208
>>11431266
I get enough sads in my everyday life I just want some happy dragon escapism, but everything I see here is 'x commits suicide' or 'y full of bullet holes in hospital' or 'z dies no matter what'. Maybe it's good, I dunno. Will probably play it eventually but I'll be on edge the entire goddamn time waiting for someone to get curb stomped or something.
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>there will never be a picture of katsu jamming both of his cocks into emera's cloaca

it's not fair
she wants to fuck him at least as much as she wants to fuck bryce
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>>11431407
Lol, the game is comfy af, you don't need to be like that.
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>>11431407
There's a lot of happy moments.
If you're the partying type they're provided by Bryce.
If you're the aggressive flavour of antisocial, it's Anna.
If you're of a sunny disposition, that would be Adine.
And if you're the borderline doormat but highly intellectual kind of customer Remy is your source of comfy.
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>>11431447
fuck i forgot the pasta that goes with this image
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>>11431475
You mean this?
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>>11431512
yes thank you
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>>11431523
No problem familio
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>>11431585
i had to show an acquaintance an example of my meme-tier writing

he was asking why i kept shitposting about awsw
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>>11431610
Show him that kissing image
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>>11431653
he's gone to bed after asking me about the meaning of life

i told him it's remy's cock and that he can't have it
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>>11431664
lol
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>>11431456
Thank, I'll try to go in with an open mind
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>>11431456
>And if you're the borderline doormat but highly intellectual kind of customer Remy is your source of comfy.
It would be more accurate to say that "If you're sad a lot and desire kinship, then you'd like Remy"
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>>11431456
>>11431821
Actually, that's a bit too general.
"If you're sad a lot and desire kinship" could really apply to any of the main 4.

The point I'm trying to make that you saying "highly intellectual kind of customer" about Remy like his route is some ">tfw too intelligent shit" is trash.
Borderline doormat? Sure but that's only a symptom of something more important. Remy is about someone with a self-destructive personality and his story is about helping him find his way out of that place in his life. intelligence has nothing to do with anything.
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>>11431456
>borderline doormat
I was thinking borderline chandelier.
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>All this AWSW sadposting
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>>11425097
>>11426112
Vetra Nyx is probably the cutest thing out there. They could have made an entire game about helping Vetra not be a fucking criminal again and it would've been great.

>>11427696
I think she just needs a hug, as suggested in the kobold thread.
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>>11433176
>puffing your cheeks while playing saxophone
what the FUCK
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>>11433578
dizzy tho

and yes, i've heard about what was actually going on behind them cheek puffs
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>Iggi's doing Monster Hunter again
>they're all commissions with OCs
damn it
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>>11434316
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>>11434362
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>>11434390
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>>11433674
>dizzy tho
he's the exception that breaks the rule realy

also the embouchure for trumpets and saxophones is pretty drastically different so I'm not sure you'd ever see a dizzy-esque player on the saxophone
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>>11404572
>Do you think a scaly/furry fetish would be more or less socially acceptable if sentient scalies/furries actually existed?
If they were sentient, I think it would be accepted in most places. It would probably have a social taboo, considering you it's weird for most people, and you can't have kids so your parents might be disappointed you can't carry on there genes. In more conservative and religious societies it would probably be illegal.
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>>11431456
>>11431821
>>11431940
>>11432084
>Remyposters
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>>11431456
also if you have shit taste there's Lorem.
you have to suffer through his shit for the best ending anyway, if you want to take your waifu/husbando home with you then you'd best get it over with.
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>>11432084
>chandelier
What does that even me... oh...


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>>11435187
I fucked up the formating


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>>11435187
>>11435220
There was an attempt.
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>>11435187
>>11435220
I don't play AWSW so I'm not in on this, but whatever joke you're trying to make is stupid and obnoxious.

I don't know what you're trying to do because your original post and the "correct" one are literally incomprehensible.
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>>11435254
Did I get it right this time? I want to be able to use this shitpost at a later date.
If I got it wrong please call me a fagot for screwing up 3 times in a row.
If I got it right call me a monster for making a joke about how Remy will hang with me in a snap.

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lol dragoneer
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j_04xi7ddh8

Animation with snek robbers.
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>>11435453
>What is the entire fucking history of the Soviet Union
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>>11435453
Who?
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>all of our dragon waifus and husbandos will be erased in the incoming solar flare
How will you cope, /scaly/?
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>>11435746
Crude hand-drawn porn shared by horseback courier.
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>>11435746
Trust in the earth's magnetic field.
On a related note, anyone remember the movie Knowing?
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>>11435746
PRINT
EVERYTHING
Put that shit in a binder or smth
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>>11435834
I didn't like that movie. Too bleak and the ending is wack.
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>>11434316
>Look up e621
>Find Nargacuga/Lucario fursona

So is MH just basically where people go if they want to get even more special snowflake with their fursona?
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>>11435423
>Remy will hang
Oh, that's what this is supposed to be.

You're a faggot for screwing up three times in a row because that looks like a retarded penis.
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>>11434885
>Those eyes

Goddamn, fuck me those eyes are cute.
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>>11436137
>So is MH just basically where people go if they want to get even more special snowflake with their fursona?

I don't think it's any coincidence that many of the Pokemon fans are also now MHfans.

Because Pokemon is THE place for oc donut steels
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>>11436553
Duly noted.
I'll just stick to .jpg for my shitposting, because whenever I try something new I fuck it up.
I hope Remy has a spare I can borrow.
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>>11435834
>Knowing
I can't remember who insisted that movie could happen in real life, but he and I don't talk anymore.

I hope my pastebin is okay though, that would be ass if there was some very severe electromagnetic disturbance.
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>>11434885
I wish I had a kobold gf to gently caress and care for

and fug
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I'm not sure what's going on here but it's something new
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>>11437114
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Would you rather
>A thick-tailed dragoness with breasts
-Or-
>A flat-chested dragoness with a thin tail and human ass
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>>11437424
thick tail all the way
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>>11437424
Whichever one doesn't have a cloaca. I'm not interested in scat or farts, so if it's there I'm out.
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>>11437661
Both have whichever genitals you prefer.
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>>11437424
how big are the breasts?
If they are small breasts than I can handle it.
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>>11437722
As big or small as you like.
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>>11437424
Boooooooobs!
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>>11437735
what if you want them flat because im really only interested in thicc tails
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>>11437780
What is she thinking about, /scaly/?
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>>11437837
Then high a-cup minimum.
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>>11437844
why she has nipples now but didn't in Daggerfall?
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>>11437844
killing her enemies slowly
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>>11437844
She's thinking about Boooooooobs
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>>11431162
Yes there are good endings. Just play the game. It's really good.

>>11437424
That's a bullshit choice. Would you rather eat steak and shit, or potatoes and hot garbage? I'll choose the thick tailed flat chested dragoness and you can't stop me.
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>>11437903
The entire point is it's a question of your preferred trait for forcing you to match it with the opposite. I would have asked a different question if I cared about your overall preference.
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>>11437708
... Can I have both? I would say your original pic related, but I am fine with either one.

Slight preference for breasts, but with the thick tail I could get by on grabbing that. Meanwhile the DFC, following established rules of the universe, inevitably has an ass to make up for it.

I really am okay with either choice.
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>>11435834
One of my favorite Nic Cage movies from one of my favorite directors.
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>>11435453
NUCLEAR TAKE:

I dislike Fascists more than Commies because Commie society always collapses eventually. Fascism is just as evil but actually works.
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>>11438393
>works
Hey Todd, didn't know you were posting on /scaly/!

Any word on when you'll stop releasing the worst Elder Scrolls and make a new new goddamn game?

W-why are you coming at me with that bat, Howard-senpai?

Y-yes I'll buy Elder Scrolls: Black Marsh, no I won't complain if we remove 75% of the actual marsh and put boring plains or just reuse the Dawnstar textures, I LOVE YOU TODD PLEASE NO
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>>11438526
Let me fucking tell you something.

I made Skyrim because I'm sexually attracted to dragons. When I was a little kid I had a VHS of Pete's Dragon. I beat my meat to that VHS so many times I wore it out. Then I got a laserdisk so I could beat my meat to that scaled ass with better quality.

Every meeting I said "Hey, let's let you romance dragons." Just one dragon. I told them it would be bold, it would be weird, it would market it.

Nope.

You know why I've released skyrim like eight times?

Every single fucking time, I try to get them to add some dragon sex. Just implied dragon sex. Fuck, just a kiss on a dragon's snout. I keep fucking making the game again so I can sit, in MEETING AFTER MEETING, BEGGING FOR SOME SCALY IMPLICATIONS

Fuck you all for not supporting me.
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>>11438526
I'm watching you sleep, Anon.
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>>11438992
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TH_YbBHVF4g
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>>11405677
>Sex is mundane

Fucking Christ, do I wish I could believe that.

The last time somebody came on hard to me I had a minor panic attack and ran. Then, later on, I saw them at a McDonalds and was so freaked out I had to literally run out of the store to desperately try to get control of myself again. Which took me several minutes, of course.

Although, honestly, I think that's the reason I like that comic so much. I can literally never imagine myself in a scenario where I would be trusting enough to do anything even remotely similar. Seeing it portrayed like that sort of gives me hope I can do it one day.

...I probably should follow through on getting a therapist. Fuck.
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>>11434885
Is this positive or bad?
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>>11437195
>finally some actual 3d model Grigori porn
>its foot fetish shit
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>>11439244
You're not the only one, Anon.
We're all gonna make it.
>tfw used to be legitimately afraid of sex until I forced myself to thanks to childhood abuse
>tfw I still can't find a way to stop throwing up or blacking out at the thought of it

/blog
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>kobold beggar in a human city
>dumb as a box of rocks
>locals gave her a rude nickname for laughs and told her it's a name for pretty girls
>she has called herself arseface ever since

also, I like the idea that kobolds wag their tails like dogs
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http://www.indiecade.com/index.php/2017/games?mc_cid=2a9477de1a

Looks like AWSW got selected for IndieCade.
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>>11440351
The dev
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>>11427696
>one person in this thread reads my stuff
Hello person from the much maligned kobold general. You've probably already seen the link, but here is PART 7 of An Unlikely Bride:

https://pastebin.com/2BTe0fbq

Included is hot kobold on human sex and bitter racism against knife-eared shits.
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>>11437424
>flat chested
>ass
I honestly fail to see the downside here
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>>11440715
You got my interest at kobolds, you got my love at talking shit about elves.
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>>11440855
The main character starts out with a casual and healthy dislike of elves, he's beginning to really fucking hate them and he doesn't know why. (I know why, I'm not telling)
>>
Go on
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I want to ride Remy.
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>>11438817
Does that mean there is hope for intelligent deathclaws?
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>>11441958
need more deathclaw qt
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>>11436693
more dino qts for the love of god!
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the only other picture of this qt
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>>11441976
I have some ferals if those are okay with you
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>>11442279
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>>11442282
Whoops. One away from bump cap now.
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>>11442279
why do people never
ever
fucking ever
get their cloaca placement right
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>>11442375
Beggars can't be choosers m8. I'm just glad to see an artist give enough of a fuck to use a cloaca when drawing ferals.
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>>11442375
Well after some research I found she's a vore artist who uses -w- and X3 unironically in the year of our lord 2017 so she might just be retarded.
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>>11442421
That kind of behaviour is stereotypical of both furries and females on the internet.

Doesn't make it any less retarded.
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>>11442446
I'd bet emoticons and text lingo hurt language more than cussing ever did. Know someone who says lol out loud.
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>>11442530
knew a guy who would do this
he was a fat faggot who could take down a box of oreos in one sitting and said "ackchually" a lot
i stopped talking to him four years ago and it's been so nice
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>>11442530
>>11442583
beats a friend of my family
overheard his son talking to a friend
saying XD out loud
fucking children man
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>>11442421
Dammit anon. I don't want my sexy dinos ruined by knowledge of the shitty artist.

>>11442530
I've occasionally leaked internet into my normalfag speak. It doesn't happen often though, and usually people ignore it because they don't know what it means.
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>>11442641
yeah, when they're kids i can excuse it
this guy was like fucking 29 at the time i broke contact
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New when?
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>>11443214

new thread

>>11443291
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