Waifu Claiming Thread
Rules:
>You will not upload, post, discuss, request, or link to anything that violates local or United States law.
>Post your waifu
>Talk to other posters
>Compliment other waifus
>Most crucial: Enjoy it while it lasts!
>>11393638
i wanna know about this too. Did the mods get sick of waifu threads drowning out the high quality threads on /b/?
Still alive~
>>11393764
*portal refrence*
>>11393778
Sorry dear anon, but I never played portal 1 or 2~
>>11393761
Oki dear comrade
>>11393764
No, we got exhausted by the retarded banana spam on /b/. Lads over there just making decoy threads now. Don't worry, I didn't know we were congregating here until about a week ago. Makes me feel like I missed out.
>Misaki Claimed
Cut me yuno
Rem claimed
>Rumia
>yes
Hot. What did you do?
Cut me yuno
>>11393805
Ow okay, thank you dear comrade!
>>11393876
Remmy sauce!!
>>11393876
i eat people~
Cut me yuno
Why aren't you in school me bradley
Cut me yuno
Cut me yuno
Cut me yuno
Cut me yuno
>>11393908
Hello Mukuro-chan
>>11393949
Let's drink some blood.
>>11394155
your blood smells better though
Cut me yuno
Cut me yuno
Cut me yuno
Cut me yuno
Cut me yuno
>>11394295
How about I just cut you? Will that make you happy?
>>11394155
How are things Remmy?
>>11394178
...I'll let you drink only if you're not too rough.
Cut me yuno
>>11394312
i don't know what rough is
Cut me yuno
Aнacтacия — звeздa, чтo вeдёт мeня
Cut me yuno
Duwuwuwuwuwuwuwuwuwuke
Cut me yuno
>>11394357
what does that mean in english?
Slachowowowowowo
Cut him Yuno
>>11394393
"Anastasia is my guiding star"
>>11394407
is that so~
Duwuwuwuwuwuwuwuwuwuke
Cut me owo
Cut me yuno
>>11394308
Everything is fine for now
>>11394327
No hitting.
Or aggressive biting
Slachowowowowowo
I can't uwu
Cut him Yuno
>>11394417
That is indeed so
Cut me yuno
all this cut spam is weird
>>11394442
i want to gnaw on your bones~
>>11394445
where is she going to guide you?
>>11394466
Towards the stars, of course
Cut me yuno
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=Z53HGc1_ea0
>>11394506
wouldn't you burn to death?
Duwuwuwuwuwuwuwuwuwuke
Why not owo
Cut me Yuno
Cut me yuno
Cut me yuno
>>11394466
You can nibble me but no gnawing.
>>11394537
Wouldn't you want that?
>>11394593
how would i get to your savory bone marrow then?
>woodn't u want dat?
no way i like my meat raw
Cut me yuno
W-western waifus are okay?
https://youtu.be/JwNNDOlExZU
https://youtu.be/VCuFso3kSNU
Cut me yuno
bye
Slachowowowowowo
I'm not Yuno uwu
Cut him Yuno
>>11394537
If my waifu asked me to do that, I would do so without thought or hesitation
>>11394775
adios
>>11394789
thats not love that's insanity
>>11394820
I am far from being sane. This is nothing new
>>11394612
You'd have to convince me to let you
Cut me yuno
>>11394870
she's going to smile at you while your flesh melts from your bones and turns to ashes
>>11394888
i'll let me pet me~
>>11394991
let you* pet me
Cut me yuno
>>11394991
>>11395008
>no semi lewd cuddling
No deal.
>>11394991
Psst
Down here
More cutes pls
>>11395120
im much too young to lewd and i haven't even got my period yet!
>>11395133
i want to eat your soft tender flesh~
Duwuwuwuwuwuwuwuwuwuke
Cut me dukeo owo
Cut me yuno
Cut me yuno
>>11395155
Fine, normal cuddling.
hello
Cut me yuno
>>11395324
i didn't know you were into little itty bitty girls~
Claiming best girl.
>>11395579
Saya! <3
Cut me yuno
Cut me yuno
>>11395403
Hello Chitoge.
>>11395577
What? They're so small and cute and cuddly.
>>11395579
Hello Saya.
>>11395677
i hope i never become a teenager then...
>>>/b/744291816
>>11395584
>>11395677
>>11395699
Banana Inbound.
>>11395696
A new friend?
>>11395711
Saya cute!
>>11395721
first of all you're all new to MY board!
>>11395677
hello senpai, how are you today?
Cut me yuno
>>11395740
Saya is!
>>11395744
Your board?
Who is your waifu and why did you claim her? What's the best thing about her?
>>11395696
Is it because you want my cuddles?
>>11395711
Pat pat?
>>11395758
I'm doing okay. Listening to classics.
Cut me yuno
>>11395781
>>11395765
yeah newbs~ /trash/ is my board~
rumia isn't really my waifu but i've used her for 10 years now? i used to post on /b/ in 2006, then /jp/ and now here
>>11395781
yes and i don't want you to stop loving me
>>11395819
So an avatarfag?
Cut me yuno
>>11395832
isn't that what this thread is about?
roleplayerfag*
>>11395579
Does wish was real and with u
She's not a girl by the way
Cut me yuno
Am back, and this time only slightly bored~
>>11395858
Yes.
She is.
>>11395847
>keep rp in /trash/
Oh.. wait..
>>11395883
Ok
But she isn't
Cut me yuno
>>11395781
can i get a link to one senpai?
>>11395878
junkooooo, good to see you are not as bored anymore.
>>11395927
Aww I'm sorry comrade, any way to cheer you up?
>>11395924
She is. A cute one too!
>>11395908
not to worry i don't erp, i'm a little girl~
>>11395959
No she isn't uwu
Silly Finnish African american
Cut me yuno
Cut me yuno
Cut me yuno
>>11395939
i-i'm not feeling down, but thank you for worring
Cut me yuno
Sonokawa creeps me out.
>>11396033
Hmm okay, how can I entertain you so you won't be bored then?
Cut me yuno
>>11395781
Classics?
Cut me yuno
Cut me yuno
>>11393761
>high quality
>/b/
Cut me yuno
>>11395798
Pats have been received
>>11395819
Then uh, you love me back.
>>11396135
You know, old music.
Cut me yuno
Cut me yuno
>>11396061
i-i dont really know, any manga you could recommend for me to read?
Cut me yuno
>>11396454
Ehhh... I haven't done anything with anime or manga for over a year now. The only one I'm still reading is tokyo ghoul :RE and it's pretty good.... but the last few chapters have just a bit weird though.
So, if you haven't read/watched it yet I definately suggest giving tokyo ghoul a try (manga and anime are different from eachother)
Cut me yuno
>>11396251
as long as your meat is tender, yes~
Cut me yuno
>>11393747
What about daddies? Can we use this thread to claim daddies as well?
>>11396600
I'm not allowing you to eat me yet.
Hi everyone.
>>11396731
Cute Waifu
>>11396564
i watched it, but not the manga, i should read it then thank you junko
>>11396731
hello
>>11396728
but i am very hungry :(
>>11396731
that's the one that eats pizza, right?
Cut me yuno
>>11396731
Hello CC
>>11396789
Then let's have some steak!
>>11396846
voice thread when
Cut me yuno
>>11396846
i never had steak, ive only had human
>>11396872
When I feel like it or when Revy makes one
>>11396923
>butt
U-Uh... Steak is pretty good and can be bloody...
>>11396975
b-bloody?
>>11396975
make revy make one
>>11396251
Lol well I figured that. Are we talking Styx or Chopin?
>>11395798
>>11396251
those are punches, she's obviously crying
>>11397002
Bloody, tender, and quite tasty.
>>11397003
Make me
>>11397011
Sometimes literal classical music, but mostly 1995-2008 era
>>11397107
*drools* does it come from human?
Cut me yuno
>>11397122
Ah, no, but it's still pretty amazing. Although, it could come from them.
Cut me yuno
>>11397447
if it doesn't come from humans then i don't want it!
>>11397107
do it!
>>11397107
>not listening to Strauss Junior
and I thought you may be a man of culture
>>11397472
Can't you at least try it?
>>11397501
Try again in an hour.
>>11397523
I may have stumbled across some of his songs, but didn't know it was him.
>>11396742
Indeed.
>>11396756
How are you doing?
>>11396789
Yeah, she is pizza hut fangirl.
>>11396846
Hi Rem!
Sorry for the late reply, 4chan says it failed to post everytime.
>>11397546
But I'm impatient
>>11397546
if you give me a cup of human blood to wash the taste out of my mouth~
>>11397552
is that so~
Cut me yuno
>>11397660
Is that the spear of Longinus
>>11397681
nigga its "Lance of Longinus" fucking kill yourself, poser
>>11397712
https://wiki.evageeks.org/Spear_of_Longinus
nah senpai both is fine start with yourself
>>11397730
Fuck you, you faggot, that's from the rebuilds, they don't fucking count!
>>11397748
I've watched the original before knowing there was a directors cut, wish I'd seen that one
>>11397681
No, its an oversized halberd
>>11397552
How are you doing this okay day?
>>11397590
You can wait about half an hour, yes?
>>11397606
I think it's a good time to say Rem isn't human.
>>11397660
Make me a club sandwich with extra mayo.
>>11397774
Not at work yet fampai
>>11397774
noooooooooooooooo
thanks for the spoilers
>>11397773
the resemblance with the middle part is quite given though
>>11397774
hmm fine
Cut me yuno
>>11397798
He meant she is subhuman
>>11397793
I'll have uhhhh
>>11397835
I'm going to eat you next.
>>11397821
Possibly inspiration for the anime version.
>>11397884
I'm not very tasty, I have very little meat to offer
>>11397887
toootally the same!
Cut me yuno
>>11397552
everything alright today, yourself?
>>11397884
d-dont eat rem
>>11397906
Not really. The head size is larger, longer beard, more ostentatious and flashy in the anime. Not to mention the spike being changed to resemble the Eva Longinus.
>>11397606
Yeah, no clue what the problem was. Seems fine now. How are you doing?
>>11397774
I'm doing fine. Working and studying is stressing but yeah. What about you?
>>11397798
She's a demon.
>>11397793
Make me the special or something too
>>11397821
Soon
>>11397916
Still missed my reply
>>11397952
I'm having some pizza.
>>11397906
you might have a lot of taste organs i can nom on~
>>11397916
why not?
>>11397952
no wait how is she able to eat all that pizza and not gain a single pound?
>>11397962
What sort?
>>11397916
Fine really, just tired.
>>11398026
Well she is a witch.
>>11397107
Fever gone but itchy. Hungry and eat doggy food. Itchy Itchy Scott came. Ugly face so killed him. Tasty.
>>11398078
oh you should rest
>>11397962
i-i did? when? sorry sorry
>>11398026
r-rem is my friend and i dont want you to eat my friend
>>11398360
*loudly plays trumpet*
RISE AND SHINE SLEEPY HEAD
>>11398266
Yeah I should probably rest.
By the way any of you anything about the guy I've been talking to lately? He doesn't post any pic and said he has been here for about a year. He is also from NA.
>>11398373
But I'm tiredddd
i didnt go to bed until 7 AM last night
>>11398381
If it's who I think it is, I believe he's from canada
>>11398078
Pepperoni.
>>11398244
?
>>11398360
Hello Louise
>>11398266
Eh, it's normal for me to be ignored.
>>11398487
Hi Remmy
How's your day going?
>>11398078
ah shes a cheater, i see. i'm fine and a bit hungry...
how's you?
>>11398266
is that so~ can't you get another friend? i'm hungry now!
>>11398360
Such a cumable faaaaaaaaaaaaaaaace
>>11398608
Please don't cum on my face
>>11397962
Which special?
>>11398644
THAT MAKES ME WANT TO CUM ON YOUR FACE EVEN MORE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
>>11398561
i-i can give you some blood if you stop trying to eat my friends or you can eat
>>11398381
i'm not sure who are you talking about.
>>11398487
s-sorry i was sure that i replyed to everything. sorry i-i'm not sure what i missed ; - ;
(fix i messed up)
>>11398674
Literally why
>>11398409
Don't know if he is from canada to be honest.
>>11398487
Not my favourite one but it is nice.
>>11398561
You can have pizza like Rem, I'm doing fine. I'm about to go to bed I think.
>>11398697
It's okay probs just taking some time off here.
>>11398697
i want to boil your flesh in a new soup I'm making and suck you all up~
>>11398755
bed now? its 9am~
>>11398714
And like that dick poster won.
>so much for lurking because im leaving soon anyways.
>>11398755
Do you have a discord? cc#4494
Friendly reminder that biting is hot
>>11398773
Eh?
>>11398786
Agreed.
>>11398793
I was expecting it to keep going with the more you responded is all I meant haha.
>>11398767
It's 11.47 pm here.
>>11398784
You are the one? Just added you.
Goodnight everyone ^^
>>11398786
Depends on the situation
>>11398823
Thankfully, that does not seem to be the case
>>11397929
fuckin pantie shots
>>11397962
sooner
>>11398026
don't know if they're healthy
>>11398823
Good taste, good sir
>>11398852
You know in what situation I'm talking about
>>11398917
not all lewd situations are created equal
>>11398931
>>11398917
https://nhentai.net/g/117424/
>>11398973
CHUCK IT IN ME GASH
>>11398886
Maybe in a little, but it would get spammed
>>11398755
I like supreme
>>11398697
>>11398684
Well, you didn't
>>11398654
The special special
>>11398026
>ignored
No flesh for you.
>>11399004
who cares, just don't post Rem
>>11398973
but
for what purpose
>>11398852
Agreed!
>>11398917
Why thank you, you as well.
>>11398973
That site reminded me to get a better add blocker...
>>11399031
>gif
wew
that's pretty lewd
>>11398755
>>11398835
nighty night
>>11398786
hello
>>11399004
i'm sorry senpai ; - ;
>>11398767
i-i can only give you blood, my flesh wont heal if you eat it
>>11399126
Saya why are XCOM soldiers so critically bad at aiming
>>11399047
Only every now and then. Mainly when I want attention...
oh gosh facebook is so much fun to troll. 4chan has made me great
>>11398835
oh you do not live in the Gensokyo.. ehheh...eh.
>>11398886
its okay it can't get sick anyway~
>>11399004
gomen nasai!
>>11399108
but i'm so hungry ;~;!!!
>>11399161
C'mon Hitagi, I'll give you attention without you needing to do that!
>>11398931
Understandable, have a good day
>>11398973
excuse me?
>>11399031
anytime
>>11399108
henlo
How are you today?
>>11399170
It's so easy to rustle some jimmies over there
>>11399145
Because you don't have enough Germans in your team
>>11399013
Okay, no voice thread.
>>11399108
It's normal.
>>11399170
It's normal.
Here's some cake to make you less hungry.
>>11399145
Taught by stormtroopers most likely. Even with 95% hit chance I've missed 3 times in a row..
>>11399189
I don't think that'll help
>>11399201
Seriously, it's like they're fifteen feet away and I still only have a 30% chance of hitting
>>11399214
It does, all my good psy troopers in 1 and 2 were german women for some reason, except for one jewish woman in 2 helping with those jewish physics
>>11399214
It actually feels even worse when they miss 95% shots.
>>11399178
This is true, I should know this by now.
>>11399184
Accepting that is a trap that image still cute.
Well im out for now, I have to run some errands. See you all later tonight.
>>11399214
reee lemme see
>>11399222
meh, that's just weird luck
>>11399269
I could see that too.
>>11399299
let you see what?
>>11399269
It fucking does..
>>11399214
That's just normal though..
>>11399308
mhm
the game
Apples are delicious
>>11399308
Did you get the new expansion or something? I haven't played in forever.
>>11399325
On the other hand, though,seeing your rookies hit impossible shots or getting a repeater proc on something with a ton of health feels amazing.
>>11399325
It's annoying.
I have about a 75% chance of hitting a orange-sized target 25 feet away when I go to the range
and I haven't gotten any training
why do these soldiers not?
>>11399344
fine, fine
expect lotsa alt tabs for this tho
>>11399357
nah, but I was inspired to take another look.
Haven't beat the base game yet
I liked Enemy Unknown much better
>>11399389
I can hear when you do that even
also see everything twice bcos you have a too high res for steam sigh
>>11399389
wait wait wait why did that one guy not have a body
>>11399401
what how
I am sorry
>>11399420
Dude, I dunno
I uninstalled a mod or two
After this mission I'll do some promoting and customizing
>>11399004
https://vocaroo.com/i/s1y02GC5My6t
Oh. OOOOOOOOH.
>>11399030
Why not?
>>11399031
Its funny as fuck
>>11399184
>CHUCK IT IN ME GASH
>>11399357
How much the game depends on luck is why I don't like it much.
>>11399389
I don't know. Only played it for ~7h or so..
X-COM.. about 30h at most.
Quite a bit terror from the deep though.
>>11399389
I preferred EU as well. I was on the fence about buying the new expansion but I probably will not. Ever try out Long War or did you just stick with the base game in EU as well?
>>11399488
and now you say it
>>11399488
I'm not super into hentai tho
or porn in general
>>11399510
I have ~80 IIRC in Enemy Unknown.
>>11399522
I had base game in EU, Long War in this.
>>11399170
dont eat my friends ; - ;
>>11399184
everything ok and you?
>>11399193
no voice thread? :(
>>11399510
I can understand that. I think games like that come down to minimizing the chance the dicerolls screw you over but even then it can be frustrating sometimes.
>>11399549
Ah, okay. LW in Enemy Unknown was a lot better in my opinion but I only played the early versions of LW in XCOM 2 so they might have made it better.
>>11399647
I dunno. The balance is pretty shit right now.
>>11396731
hey
shit
>>11399667
Tell them to make it better.
>>11399488
Oh?
>>11399595
It's gonna get spammed.
>>11399716
pussy do it already, just without pic
>>11399796
You can't.
>>11399821
take a non waifu pic then
https://youtu.be/pVGcwy8B-UY
>>11399832
You make it then.
>>11399891
lol
>>11399891
>>11399832
>>11399796
>>11399526
>>11399420
>>11399401
>>11399344
>>11399299
>>11399222
>>11399189
>>11399013
>>11398886
>>11397906
>>11397868
>>11397835
>>11397769
>>11397730
>>11397681
>>11397590
>>11397523
>>11397501
>>11397048
>>11397003
>>11396872
forgot pic or something
>>11399526
No ones asked me to say it. And I put on the accent a ton.
>>11399549
Its translated into Australian slang. Its funny.
>>11399585
Just read it you degenerate.
>>11399716
Oh.
Daily reminder that Emilia > Rem.
Slow cooking ribs guys
Also hello all
>>11400052
Hu dis fagt
>>11400093
Your mother
>>11400093
>>11400117
that explains a lot
>>11400199
Just raises more questions desu
..
: me
:(
|:
:o~
the dead can't :
>>11400052
I prefer them on a smoker myself, but I'd try em. What did you put on them?
Duwuwuwuwuwuwuwuwuwuke
Why the |:
Cut me yuno
Did you really get offended by a joke?
>>11400849
Bbq sauce made with chillies, brown sugar, molasses, salt, ground mustard seed, and tomato. I dont have a smoker or id use it.
Slachowowowowowo
idk :|
Why didn't you want to reply to me?
i did
>>11400964
lie to me
https://youtu.be/OsnfYn_ZFdE
On discord, a while ago
>>11400933
Sounds pretty tasty to me, molasses always belongs in a good BBQ sauce. We did our cooking out on Sunday, wild boar ribs among other things. Eating anything good on the side?
I didn't know what to do
>>11401018
thank you
What was wrong with you? I don't even remember doing anything to you, you just didn't want to reply for some reason
>>11401009
>>11400933
I made chimmichungas last night
>>11401009
I got some mac n cheese and green beams
>>11401063
Mexican food
>>11401063
The spic in me approves.
>>11401068
Oh yeah, can't go wrong there.
>>11401140
I wish i had some good coleslaw
>>11401074
Pretty much a deep fried burrito
https://youtu.be/wmVIuIVXbrs
>>11401522
I want to fuck her smug face
>>11401344
Yeah i onow their good with spice
>>11401593
I want to fuck someone's face..
>>11401593
>fuck her
Why you lyin?
>>11401631
>>11401631
i'll fuck your face
>>11401644
what did he mean by this
>>11401668
I wouldn't mind that
>>11401646
I wonder where they went. Also I saw birb stealing your waifu today :o
>>11401686
I know
fookin birb :o
>Cockona
>>11401821
Papicunt
Shinononono
Finally got my second Minami figurine in the mail today! Brand new in the box and everything
>>11402119
>>11402142
>>11401965
how was raid duke?
>>11402152
In progress
>>11402151
show
>>11402195
I'll snap a few pictures on my phone before I leave for work, but I gotta go back and get a couple more hours of sleep
>>11402234
goodnight <3
Hello I am back
it's a sad day when 2 shots of everclear don't get you drunk
>>11402284
More cutes please
>>11402530
Hello
Well im a fatass but i regret nothing
Got a new phone. Now I gotta move my old pics over to it. Comes with a stylus so more drawing for me.