/sug/ - Steven Universe General Why Are You Still Awake Edi

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WE LOOK
AWESOME

*Obvious projecting of sevear daddy issues*

>>11391261
>Why Are You Still Awake
Lewds.

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I want to be held and consoled by a powerful quartz gem

Guys here me out. Connie either getting mind broken or getting a fully memory wipe, and being re educated to be a sex slave Pearl

>>11391589
Yes, I would like dozens of pictures and fics about that

>>11391589
*Priyanka

>>11391608
Why not both? Whoever breaks first can be used to help along the other, whispering in their ear about what a great, obedient Pearl they are going to become

>>11391653
I prefer the aged curry.

>>11391653
>Connie was the first to break
>Despite all her bluster and talk, her will was weak when it came down to the line
>As the final orgasm jolted through her she felt her mind draining
>Her memories, thoughts, even her very sense of self were leaking out of her pussy along with the evidence of her failure to resist
>Connie gasp softly in defeat and pleasure as everything she was faded
>The empty shell waiting patiently to be filled with its purpose, to be directed and shown the way
>The gem machine that covered her head sprang back to life and a new though emerged her head
>The pumping down below hammering how the need to obey the directive she had been given
>In the next room over was another that was trying to resist being completed, and she was required to go help speed the process along
>Only then could she be made whole again, and be filled with new purpose for the gem empire

>>11391517
And let me guess, the Thiccer the better.

Right?

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Any other twsfts images?

>>11391589
>>11391608
But what if... Stevonnie?

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>>11391608
>implying Homeworld would be the ones to mindbreak her and not the cluster gems in the hospital for one horrific night of passion that Steven and Connie are forced to watch

>>11391965
Was fused and then forced to break Priyanka with the knowledge that she's technically taking her daughter's boyfriend's dick?

>>11391984
Hot.

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>>11391261
Rate me SUG!
Also I'm taking requests now.

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I LOVE Centipeetle! I wanna stay all night up with her!

Do you think it's possible to fug a gem so hard that they poof?

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>>11385906
kill yourself

>>11392060
yes

>>11392060
>physical exertion
Hasn't happened in the show yet.

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>>11387829
kill yourself

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>>11387998
kill yourself

The gems are meant to be a reference to Muslims.

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>>11388105
kill yourself

>>11392171
Hello indexer explain you motivation in your posting to us.

>>11392188
explanation machine broke

>>11392205
want me to draw you something?
see:
>>11392017

>>11392272
Still getting sleep insomnia

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>>11392290
It's okay, I could only sleep for about an hour.

>>11392272
Whats up with this image?
Someone keeps posting it over and over.

>>11392327
I cum to it.

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Lapiven is truly the patrician's ship.

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>>11392610
good shit my dude

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>>11392306
I could not sleep well at all last night, having a fever and intense cough really wears you down; as well as your neighbours blasting their bass.

>>11392161
that's not even fanart you fuck, that's a photo of some keychains. the actual art for it is posted elsewhere

>>11392161
>>11392171
>>11392184
>>11392063
kill yourself pedo

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>>11392746
>It's not fanart because it's fanart on physical medium

>>11392610
cancer pedo-shit, even lapidot better then this

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>>11392746
>>11392771
>>11392776
>3 different IPs in quick succession

The only good Lapis ship is Saltwater.

>>11392775
post the actual art, doofus

there's been tons of photos posted that you've never touched, why start now?

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>>11392882
>Lapis anything
>good

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My headcanon: Biggs Jasper and Crazy Lace Agate were based on red and blue oni from Japanese folklore.
Their summoned weapons were a club and a cleaver that combine into a flanged mace.

>>11392928
All Gems are inherently bad. And if misery loves company, why not?

>>11392935
you just rocked my world, i absolutely love this association you've drawn. now i want to draw corrupted oni jasper but i can't be assed to get back into drawing until i get a new tablet

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>>11391589
>>11392771
>>11392776
All pedos go to /co/, there's a designated shitting thread for you there:
>>>/co/95104766

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>>11392327
Lapisfags

>>11392776
Blame Rebecca and the gang for giving the two great chemistry and making Lapidot the most awkwardly forced thing ever. Also:
>Implying that I don't self inserting as Steven having a crush on his hot older friend

>>11393227
Chemistry has more chemistry.

>>11392665
I had some awful sleep apnea and couldn't fall asleep properly, it sucked.

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>>11393227
this, just make it canon already Sugar

>>11392882
Jaspis is also pretty good.

>>11393510
Lel you wish faggot

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>>11392928
Everything good.

>>11392935
I really like that headcanon. Knowing Sucrose that's probably what she was going for.

>>11393559
True.

>>11392935
Those are Biggs and ocean jasper, not crazy lace

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>>11393614
i DO wish, that's why i said it

That moment when corruption is completely cured will be incredible, not just for Jasper and Centipeedle. we're going to get a whole load of new CGs meeting up again, an emotional reunion.

>>11393628
I also like Lapithyst but that has very little basis.

>>11393844
They will not because that would cause too much status quo upheaval. Jasper's will likely be an exception that's easily healed as it was contracted differently, the rest will be healed near the series finale and then they'll all have their sappy kumbayah happy reunion.

>>11393844
And a lot of HW soldiers, like Centi.

I hope they only heal Jasper and Centi for now and save the rest for the show finale.

>>11393893
>show finale
I wonder when that will be? 5+ years at this rate

Whens the next episode?

>>11393888
>>11393893
Jasper is currupted like all the others, so unless homeworld takes her away and cures her specifically, we wont be seeing her until everyone else is healed.

>>11393916
Gonna bet 9 seasons max, seems enough for the show.

>>11393922
Rebecca wouldn't confirm a return for her if she wasn't appearing until the end

Got to go, /sug/.

>>11393977
then everything else is getting cured with her.

>>11393916
Well the show started in late 2013, we're in late 2017 now. It's been 5 years and we're on the 5th season. So it takes a season per year generally...

>>11393641
this anon is correct, they are both 100% jaspers as confirmed by rebecca (she didn't say their exact names though)

>>11394021
No they're not, they wouldn't randomly give the show a million background characters.

They can easily make a reason for why Jasper should be cured while the others can't yet

>>11394021
let's not go in circles: >>11393888

>>11394038
it doesn't need to be made per se; the groundwork of possible loopholes has clearly been lain

>>11394038
no a million is way to much.

A few thousand background gems you mean.

>>11394016
Bye~

>>11394053
that has no narrative value whatsoever and isn't feasible from an animation view point

>>11393928
If we're getting 9 seasons, I think Bismuth will probably be the first gem back. Probably early season 6, or maybe even sometime this season.

Jasper is definitely season 6. I don't think they'll wait til the endgame to bring back Centi, but her return depends on how corruption is cured and how they'll play Steven's mastery of it. Earliest would be after Jasper in season 6, latest would be late season 7 or early season 8 imo.

On another note, if Jasper getting healed/redeemed happens in season 6, I believe that's also when we'll see Holly and the Famethysts/Betas again.

>>11394065
They cant animate thousands of gems in a single scene? They just need to duplicate them like they do in bug budget tv shows like GOT

>>11394072
Bismuth would come back first, it makes no sense that they'd release Jasper over her. They'll both return in S6 yeah

Well Maya was working on a difficult scene involving many gems on screen together, could be about the corruption.

>>11394127
The only way Jasper will be released first is
>Rubies return and need to complete their mission of retrieving her
>Betas from the zoo talk about how great she was and Steven breaks it to them
>Steven wanders into her mind accidentally

But yeah Bismuth is gonna be first I can tell

Jasper will probably be healed by Steven on accident, and Steven wont know how to replicate it.

>>11394170
or Steven does something fucked up and dangerous and decides to fuse with currupted Jasper, tries to cure her mind through his.

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Somebody on Tumblr took pic related from here, posted pieces of it in low quality, and only got like three hundred notes.
Are one of you Zugilite? Because if you're gonna take from /sug/'s top tier theories in the future you could at least try to keep the well crafted quality of the original image. We put SWEAT, BLOOD, and CUM into making these things and I am very disappointed that you did not get over a thousand notes for a practically canon, mind shattering, soon-to-be-revelation for Jasper and Lapis' characters. Please learn to make better tumblr posts.

>>11394170
>Jasperfags believe this

>>11394254
>Jasperfags want this

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FUCKLAWANDBORDERSANDSHIET

Hey, how about try to compromise her? Somebody have to ask her if she will be glad about hate-speech laws on internet in USA (so then nazifrogs can had IRL consequences for their nasty tweets)

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>>11394268
>any fag having any doubt about this
>rejecting the idea of non-meme development for lapis and jasper's underdeveloped characters
Okay dumb faggot

>>11394317
>Development that leads to Lapis being a pseudo mommy and Jasper the abused child

Sounds pretty perverted so even if it got Lapis out of meme hell I would probably be pushing the GO BACK button.
Jasperfags wouldn't want it either if they knew what her character would become.

>>11394254
I'm Zugilite, I made the bottom half of that image here a while ago but I broke the image up for the post

>>11394331
you're taking it way too literally and seriously, separate the fun from the facts

>>11394370
>Coming to me with meme posting being taken way too seriously
All I'm saying is it's a stupid meme that overstayed it's welcome, if thought about for more then 10 seconds it would be hated if it really did come true.

>>11394390
what are you afraid of? that the show is literally going to treat lapis as jasper's mom no holds barred once it's confirmed she made beta? you are silly and that is hilarious

>>11394351
>>11394254
Anyways, yeah, after the eyeball part, I made the rest of that image so I didn't take it from here. It's only gotten around 300 notes so hopefully it picks up but we never expected tumblr to be that interested in it anyway.

AJ universe commented earlier, saying that it can't be correct because Bismuth was bubbled long before Beta was made, however that's not right because Pearl said she went missing 5300 years ago and Beta was made 5500 years ago so it fits the timeline perfect.

>>11394421
I like how the minute I call you out on support that exact kind of shit happening you heel turn into "lol it's just a joke bro, i-it's not like i didn't want to happen! I was only pretending to be retarded!"

>>11394436
i laughed at how that greasy neckbeard threw his fedora into the ring, he's not as bad as vox though

>>11394448
>this disjointed sentence that fails in making a coherent point
oh. it's just you.

>>11394149
Bismuth is a political prisoner who Steven will only feel safe releasing once the conflict's done with and corruption is fixed, at least partially negating her grudge against homeworld

>>11394487
You can pretend to be retarded somewhere else you know.
As long as you don't push a meme to be canon and then act like it was all a joke, you can be tolerable, but otherwise go fuck yourself.

>>11394390
>>11394331
*development that leads to lapis having more complexity and an expansion upon her guilt and disgust when it comes to earth and her role in the war
*development that could also lead to expanding upon homeworld's view of jasper and jasper's perception of herself, the crystal gems, weakness, and the other beta gems
*development that adds more moral greyness to the crystal gems actions during the war
*development that could give more reason and urgency to jasper returning
*development that could lead to more conflict or more sympathy and forgiveness between jasper and lapis
*development that could lead to conflict between lapis and bismuth or possibly jasper and bismuth
there's no way to tell what will actually come out of it once it becomes a thing but if you're taking the "mommy lapis let her babies get killed by a nigger" memes seriously you're probably retarded

>>11394513
you're butthurt and also nuts

>>11394539
I'm treating what the retard considers to be "practically canon" seriously for the sake of the argument only to crush it, when the obnoxious behavior is posted constantly as if it's gonna happen, someone has to actually grow a pair and step on it.

>>11394543
And you're retarded.

>>11394268
I'm a lapisfag and I created like half of that theory.

>>11394559
>hating something and having to express it because it's popular (on a very small subsection of the internet)
>for the sake of it
>no actual argument with facts involving the show's lore
nuts

>>11394582
>Hating
It's obnoxious jasperfag tier behavior, why else is it STILL being posted to this day besides for the bismuth baby killer memes?
Make something new of it or otherwise get out.

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>>11394273
What faggot.
I blame the patriots for this.
Why don't they throw these people out of the USA?
They can go away and be leftists somewhere else.
Live in heir leftist multicultural paradise where everyone is a world citizen.
Help them remove this evil privilege by throwing them out of the country.

>>11394559
The post I made with the image doesn't even mention the "mommy lapis" meme, you're the one who brought it up and called the entire well thought out theory with a ton of proof retarded because of it. So stop being a dumbass, people are going to make memes out of everything and there's no reason to get butthurt about them when we're in the middle of hiatus and there's nothing else to do. If Lapis terraformed the beta kindergarten, the revelation and what it means for her relationship between Jasper/Bismuth/anyone else who gets involved will be some of her first meaningful development outside of the memebarn.

>>11394608
What cool epic theories do you have to contribute?

>>11394608
your irrational, autistic grudges and persistently circular logic make the threads feel very small

i now see the merits of avatarfagging. go back to doing that so we can just glance at the thumbnail and not waste time reading your posts

>>11394668
>Connecting Jasper's birth with Lapis's poofing to NOT tie into the mommy lapis meme
Yeah suuuure bud.

>>11394687
I would if Jasperfags/ my cult of autistic bloople tier stalkers would grow a pair.
Everytime someone posts a sapphire image they always jump on the bandwagon to say it's sapphirefag.

>>11394697
>SAPPHIREFAG is the one getting butthurt and acting retarded about a promising theory that not only makes future lapis and bismuth development likely, but also a return and future development for jasper, which is probably what he's mad about
Ah, that explains it.

>>11394868
yeah
called it like 15 posts ago

>>11394868
No, the same boring, tired out, old meme being posted with nothing new added to it, it just obnoxious spam.

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Sapphirefag is like a reverse Sapphire
Wishes for Sultan to go, she's still here
He sees that Jasper is irrelevant and won't come back, but everything points to the contrary
He don't likes the Lapis involvement in Jasper kindergarten creation, but seems fitting now

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I wonder whenever Steven is in danger, he thinks about Peridot, and wish that she was there with him to give him comport.

>>11394930
All of those are actually wrong because
1: Sultan is growing busier.
2: Jasper is still a bubble
3: It doesn't.

>>11394883
Have you not noticed that 99% of /sug/ during hiatus is shitposting and memeing the same shit in every thread? There's no reason to let this one specific meme annoy you so much, it wasn't even brought up in this thread before you started complaining about it.

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Lapis would even rape dotSteven if she could

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>>11394688
These are the only Lapis mommies I care about.

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What episode of season 5 will they start the the Lars/Emerald romance subplot? I feel like the baby will happen towards the end of the season

>>11394943
That theory is basically fuel for it, so yes, it was, acting like it's NOT doing it just for the in-joke is retarded.

And Yes, I have noticed that /sug/ during this specific hiatus is shitposting and memeing the same shit, because when they ran out of ideas they started to resort to targeting literally anyone with a name or known presence, even before sultan started getting mixed reception she was targeted by several anons.

tl:dr for the second part, /sug/ has become so desperate to keep the threads moving that they're willing to just attack anyone with a known presence.
Even veterans.

Post Martha please.

>>11394993
Around the episode where you grow a brain.

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>>11394931
>she was there with him to give him comport
I don't think she is fitted to do thag

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>>11394993
It won't actually happen
Its for the best

>>11394931
No because she's shit.

>>11394351
>>11394436
I just noticed that Tumblr fucked up the quality of he image. I don't think it was bad but it could have been better, the 'Beta Raid' post by faelapis is really popular because of how well he put everything together and made it easy for anyone reading to connects the dots between the proof of the theory.

I also noticed that the AJ-Universe guy thinks it's wrong because he thinks Bismuth was bubbled before the battle and couldn't have been there, but she clearly was since she was shown to be the one who poofed Lapis in Lapis' flashback, so I'm not even sure why he bothered to add that.

>>11394945
Is there's something related to Steven she wouldn't rape?

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>>11395049
I NEED THE FUCKING BABY

>>11394950
When will they come to Earth to find her and proceed to coddle her into submission?

>>11394998
The meme is based on the theory, the theory was not made to support the meme, and nobody is taking the meme more seriously than the theory except for you. Everyone who believes Lapis formed the Beta Kindergarten doesn't see her as Jasper's mom, and if you think that her forming the Beta Kindergarten DOES make Lapis Jasper's mom, then that's on you.

Your behavior in this thread is why people meme about you. Sultan only has fags who hate her because she's a drawfag, she doesn't get memed as much as you because she doesn't avatarfag or act like a little bitch about the same shit over and over again like you always do.

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Did they name the baby? or did they just call her emerald?

>>11395099
>I also noticed that the AJ-Universe guy thinks it's wrong because he thinks Bismuth was bubbled before the battle and couldn't have been there, but she clearly was since she was shown to be the one who poofed Lapis in Lapis' flashback, so I'm not even sure why he bothered to add that.

>Bismuth: How long was I out?
>Pearl: It's been about 5300 years
>Beta was made 5500 years ago

AJ is completely wrong, I thought SU youtubers actually paid attention to the dialogue

>>11395219
Sorry that you're retarded meme is way too obnoxious to post about, regardless if they're both based on each other.

>Sultan only has fags who hate her because she's a drawfag
Wrong.
>She doesn't avatarfag
Also wrong.
I'm surprised to learn the samefags who constantly hate discussing with me to the point of just degrading it to circlejerking hate memes about me are also Sultan's white knights.
Also like how in the same thread someone hates on the emerald meme but they don't get shat on to oblivion, really nice touch of obvious bias.

>>11395260
Also
>inb4 your* not you're

>>11395260
Why do you take memes and /sug/ so seriously, are you actually insane?

>>11395260
like talking to a brick wall with Down's syndrome

>>11395295
Like that other poster >>11395013
, people can get tired of shit that's constantly spammed.

>Inb4 lol it's just (you)
Have a nice day.

>>11395295
it always loops back into his persona every time, has to be narcissistic personality disorder taking the form of a NEET

>>11395251
>I thought SU youtubers actually paid attention to the dialogue
SU youtubers are generally very retarded. I don't keep up with them or tumblrettes very much but I know I've seen the AJ guy acting delusional about Amedot and Zuke in the past. He probably is not reliable but I'm sure that he has tons of underaged followers who believe all his theories and interpretations and spread them around as divine truth, like most youtubefags.

>>11395310
People bring it up.

>>11395318
HOHOHO

AJ was an amedirt proponent, hilarious

>>11395319
but you are a NEET

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I miss the show. Can't wait for it to come back.

> Pic related
Too perfect

>>11395345
>Not being a neet
>Is on 4chan
Nigga

>>11395351
LAMAR CONTINUE

I'LL EVEN TAKE A ZUKE/HELEN JO EPISODE AT THIS POINT!

> walk in
> it's a shit on youtubers thread again

this was funny for about a week, but that was months ago.

let these people live their lives and certainly stop shitting up /sug/ by ironically giving them attention.

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After Jasper is back, do you think the CG will treat her with pity or bully her to oblivion?
Or the Lapis route and not care about her?

>>11395379
oh yes let's go back to talking about raping steven

>>11395392

i find both equally retarded

>>11395379
>/sug/ this hiatus
>Jut shit on anyone who's popular enough that affects our safe space
Pretty much the problem with this hiatus, the thread is just being hostile towards anyone that moves.

>>11395388
Well pretty much every character hates Jasper in some form, so I bet she'll like go on her own or something.

>>11395378
Come on anon, I know times are trying but you don't mean that.

>>11395388
I hope Garnet and Pearl are incredible angry with her presents and had memories of her and her threats to the CGs in the past.
amethyst is nervous around her but wants to understand her moreso than even Steven does.

>>11395470
>This bullshit will probably be why Amethyst is the only one to use her upgrades even if it was once

>>11395492
I thought Pearl+Garnet stopped using them because it upset them. Amy never knew Bismuth so she didn't care too much.

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>>11395392
I like the way you think

>>11395498
Nope, they don't ever talk about their upgrades, it just exists though.

>>11395436
The only who doesn't hate her is Steven, and maybe Peridot, but we don't know how it went on the ship

>>11395388
>Steven: Tried to save her and felt guilt in Mindful Education, will pity her and make friends.
>Amethyst: Will be a mixture, she sees herself in Jasper and called her sis, but Jasper is still a bitch so their relationship will be two sisters constantly having digs at each other.
>Pearl: See's Jasper as a brute but still tried to save her in SWI, will dislike her presence.
>Garnet: Hates mid-redemption gems as seen with Peridot but will need to explain fusion to Jasper once and for all.
>Peridot: Finds Jasper tiring to be around but still gave her that speech
>Lapis: IDK anymore but a reconciliation will probs happen
>Bismuth: I hope they become friends but beta theory makes the chances low, but they might work through all that along with lapis

>>11395598
I think the fact Peridot brought that up was to establish the possible hate for her, not to debunk it.

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Jasper made an good (if not slightly generic) villain but I am worried that she will be badly written as a hero and that her redemption arc will make no sense.
I would almost rather have her stay dead than add her to the meme crew.

>>11395598
>>11395436
I'd argue that Amethyst does not hate Jasper anymore.
When shapeshifted into Jasper she makes an effort to keep up appearances for Jasper, not mess around and try and sully her image.

When asked about PD she knows that Jasper was "too messed up about it".

>Pearl: It's a little disturbing that Jasper was keeping these gems in cages.
>Amethyst: Isn't that what we're doing?

>Come here sis.

>>11395684
Jasper will never be a "hero". Anti-hero at best.

>>11395684
It's because she was written like a dickhead to the protagonist with a sappy home life to be sympathetic.. As she died.
No way in hell they can make her heroic, dead or cameo for like 1 second before fucking off.

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I know SomeLeakerGuy's full of shit, but I like this point he made about not worrying about the number of seasons.

That said, 8-9 would be perfect.

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>>11395694
Not that amethyst HAS any idea how Jasper's image was beside a few bias encounters.

>>11395746
Didn't someleakerguy say Lars comes out as trans?

>>11395748
All Jasper did was bully and beat her up, for Amethyst to shapeshift as Jasper and think acting like a ham who made puns and put Rubies on her lap was seen as regular behaviour for Jasper is...something

>>11395805
Like I said: Full of shit.

If even half of the stuff he's "predicted" comes true though, the later seasons are gonna be wild.

>>11395814
That's just Amethyst being Amethyst

>>11395630
What did Peridot brought? My memory is kinds fussy.
I remember referring to her as the J-word though

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Becky and Ian are the cutest couple ever!!!! I hope they had a wonderful labor day!!!!!

>>11395906
She (very randomly) brought up her experience with jasper was uncomfortable or so, pretty sure the true sentence is in the transcript but it basically sounded like it wasn't pleasant for her.

>>11395906
>Just being on a ship with Jasper made me tired
That

>>11395814
Then Amethyst can be mature if the situation requires so

>>11395918
You're exaggerating.

Steven said Lapis was tired of keeping Jasper prisoner, Peridot replied with how being with Jasper on the ship was "tiring". Wasn't randomly brought up and she didn't say uncomfortable.

>>11395964
Jasper's pretty intense at the best of times. That's pretty tiring to be around even if you're not an introvert.

WHEN
IS
THIS
HIATUS
GOING
TO
END

Where's the Elodiefags at?

>>11395982
those fuckers are planning another event, god knows when.

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>>11396012
Right here.

>>11395929
>>11395918
Oh yah, that.
But I don't think it's a strong base for Peridot to hate her, unless Jasper shittalked YD on the ship

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>>11395907
Rebecca has nice musculature. Jasper would be proud

>>11396012
Yes? Do you want more Elodie too?

>>11391589
>Here me out

>>11395746
this is exactly why season 3 was good and why season 4 sucked. S3 had all of that. S4 only had the zoo shit and aquamarine and topaz.Everything else was filler garbage,even the """development""". Steven had a lot of """development"""" and yet in the final fight those issues fucked him in battle.
Season 4 was a mistake and we can only hope it never happens again

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>>11395135
Kick the baby

>>11395388
Its gonna be like peridot where they are forced to work together for the greater good and then they get closer.
It wont be the same plotlines but its gonna start the same.
In any case,jasper is gonna bully them,instead of the other way around-

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>>11396113
DON'T kick the baby

>>11396012
How come there are no Carolfags? She's way cuter than Elodie

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>>11395814
That's just how Amethyst is.
The Rubies just believed her because they are kind of special.

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>>11396124
DON'T kick the Elodie.

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>>11396100
>Season 3
>Good
3 was just as bad as 4, m8. Once Steven talked the Cluster down, it was all downhill from there.

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>>11396132
Yeah, she is pretty great.

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>>11396113
We protect babies, especially the baby gems from the diamond scum

>>11395242
Emmy would be nice.

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>>11396143
You are entitled to your objectively wrong opinion.

>>11396124
Shake the baby?

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>>11396218
NO

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>you will never lick enid's feet

>>11396237
it hurts

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Hey, /sug/

Taking simple requests.

>>11396281
Pearl with floppy penis feet

>>11396281
Suitcase Sam cosplaying as a suitcase

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>>11396278

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>>11396143
The later half of S3 had a couple of good episodes but I mostly agree with you.
The Jasper arc was a fucking mess, the cluster was a massive ball drop, Peridot and Lapis were completely ruined, and the CG stopped being relevant.
S4 just continued the problems but at least the arcs were good.

>>11396281
Ruby in an embarrassing situation

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>>11396281
Blue Zircon squeezing a booty for "evidence"

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>>11396281
Elodie licking Enid's feet.

>>11396310
People keep saying the cluster resolution was handled badly but it's not even ended yet. Gem Drill was also a fantastic episode so I'm not seeing the problem.

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>>11396281
Y6 upset that the fruit is yellow.

>>11396322
shit I just noticed the fucking smug Totoro plush

Ian you sneaky fuck

>>11396334
>you will never watch My Neighbor Totoro with Enid

>>11396143
>>11396310
you two have shit taste and deserve season 4.

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>tfw tomorrow will mark the 100th day of this fucking hiatus

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>>11396281
Jasper dressed like she's from the 80's

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>>11394950
Imagine, her mommies were so proud when their daughter went on her super-important terraforming mission, only for her to never return and her Kindergarten to be in shambles. I want them to reunite.

>>11396367
Why does everyone hate Season 4? We went to space T W I CE.

>>11396281
Lapis x Luigi

>>11396371
I've been watching game of thrones, dragonball super and rick and morty so it hasn't been too bad

>>11396385
nibba it had some of the series' lows, consecutively

>>11396385
5/24 episodes were good

>>11396385
Product of the slow burn and some very questionable writing decisions re: the casual stuff (Future Boy Zoltron, Rocknaldo etc.)

When it was good, it was great (Mindful Education, the Space bomb and the finale bomb), but when it was dull it was dulllll.

>>11396371
How have we all spent the hiatus so far?

Let's see, I rewatched all of SU twice, watched all of SvtFoE, watched all of OKKO, and rewatched all of Breaking Bad.
And a lot of shitposting in between.

>>11396413
Rewatching SU from the beginning sounds comfy as fuck. We should try and put a stream together to lead into new episodes when they have a concrete air date.

Also I've been spending the hiatus watchin DP Super and Kyuranger.

>>11396385
The only good episodes were Mindful Education and That Will Be All. You can literally skip the entire rest of the season and not miss out on anything.

Which episode do you guys think was the absolute worst in SU? In my opinion it would be Future Boy Zoltron.

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>>11396310
All of those are terrible, but the worst offense really is the CG, the main fucking characters, becoming irrelevant retards that constantly job unless it's 3 v 1. That last fair fight had to be Garnet v Jasper. S5 will fix everything though.

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>>11396376
Doing this one.

>>11396450
Barn Mates. No fucking Contest.

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Rebecca "one ton of" Sugar

>>11396424
>Mindful Education
>Steven's Dream
>Light Distortion
>Gem Heist
>The Zoo
>That Will Be All
>The Good Lars
>Are You My Dad?
>I am my Mom

>>11396424
>mindful education
>good

>>11396450
Rocknaldo for complete pointlessness. FBZ honestly isn't THAT bad.

>>11396450
Gem harvest because it was 22 minutes of dog shit.

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>worst gem (orange) is dead
>replace by superior santana gem

do people really consider this bad?

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>>11396413
posted on /sug/
watched a few Ghibli movies
watched Doctor Who
watched some movies
went to a Franz Ferdinand concert
applied for a job which I still haven't heard back from [spoiler]though I'm hoping they'll call me back when it's the holiday season[/spoiler]
read some books

>>11396450
Rocknaldo

>>11396450
See, I don't mind Zoltron because A) I liked Mr Frowney and B) Besides some funky art it had a decent joke here and there and was entirely inoffensive. Did it need to exist though? Not really.

Worst for me is either Onion Gang or Shirt Club.

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>>11396456
I love during the Topaz/Aquamarine arc how useless the CGs were. Also the Wanted arc.

Damn. S5 needs to FIX everything

>>11396483
The CG's are just completely rusty and in dire need of a proper commander to lead them. Shame Bismuth was bubbled.

Remember when Peridot wanted to give her Camp Pining Hearts CD to Lapis in Barn Mates and Steven asked her which season it was and she replied "five" and they both said "trash!"? Zuke fucking knew about the uprooting since then.

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>>11396483
Quite a few of the people I know that watch the show said they barely give a shit about the CG anymore, because they don't do anything ever. I can't tell if it's on purpose, the CG used to be so cool and now they just seem like lame losers who cry about nothing. I know this is the Steven show but that issue's gotten really bad now.

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>>11396499
Why has Sugar allowed this to happen :(

>>11396450
Every memebarn episode

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>>11396482
>Shirt Club
>absolute worst
TAKE IT BACK

>>11396539
I kind of agree there. It's not a dealbreaker, but the CG's need to be more involved. They did fine during S3, but it need to improve ASAP. Season 4 was the lowpoint of the show thus far and I'm sure even the most ardent fan would be hard pressed to disagree.

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>>11396547
Memebarn is getting destroyed next month. Get hype.

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Gems should make music

>>11396513
The injoke was probably that S5 is going to be the best season of the show so far. Ironic that she leaving so that the characters she ruined can be fixed will help save the show.

>>11396571
>implying the show's coming back this year

>>11396581
We should make music

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>>11396413
Shitposting and video games (mostly Nuclear Throne and Bloodborne)
I was getting into a couple anime (Utena and Maid Dragon) and OK KO until I got out of the mood to watch stuff.
I have been reading a lot of manga as well.
I am reading Gash Bell, everything I can find by Inio Asano and Furyu Usumaru and re-reading Dororo.
>>11396329
Gem Drill was fantastic until Steven gave the cluster a mind hug and ended the arc in the dumbest way possible.
>>11396450
Onion Gang and The New Lars are my least favorites.

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>>11396539
Pearl's arc isn't concluded yet. I honestly believe Sugar cares the least about Amethyst, no clue when her next arc is and Garnet is FUCKED. I can see why people have abandoned the show.

>>11396450

House Guest

I would watch a SOL spinoff with just Peridot and Lapis

>>11396581
how does Peridot go from the teaching from Steven and the song from could've been great to bashing a triangle like a retard in beta?

fart fart fart

>>11396629
Kill yourself

>>11396629
Zuke please go

>>11396622
How should he have solved the Cluster problem then? Destroyed it? The Cluster didn't want to destroy Earth, it was just another victim.

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>>11396413
>Blitzing through Titanfall 2 (Scorch and Legion are best)
>Working (self employed)
>Holiday in Canterbury and surrounding area
>Rediscovered Cycling

Just 2 more shifts until a whole week off from work, I cant fucking wait. Even if we're staying on hiatus through it.

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>>11396630

>>11396581
Lapidirts should go make toast in the bathtub.

>>11396627
Amy's confirmed to get a song soon. That's something. The problem isn't arcs or character development every season, it's just doing something INTERESTING with the characters. That's what needs to happen in S5 onwards.

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>>11396643
>>11396646
why not? they are a legit cute pairing, have actual conversations that are relatable to the average human being

every other gem is just some raging lesbian or an autistic cunt

>>11396611
We can, no guarantee it will be good, though.

>>11396698
>raging lesbian
>autistic cunt
Wow, you just described Lapis and Peridot perfectly, now fuck off Zuke.

>>11396727
aesthetically speaking you could put the two into any other SOL setting and it would work

the show is already 90% filler anyway

>>11396749
You used this same bait a couple months ago, get new material.

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It might be too early to call, but I think I found the second sub I've been looking for this whole time.

Fingers crossed, sugfags.

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>>11396724
You do realize that means sex?

>>11396310
>Jasper's arc was a mess
Abso-fucking-lutely. And it was disappointing too: Jasper seemed like a legitimate threat only to job and/or run away in every single one of her appearances. Her plans to build an army of Gem Monsters went nowhere since only two were relevant, her defeat was anticlimactic, and the Pink Diamond "pathos" felt awkwardly shoehorned in. Even worse is that her self-loathing has potential for great writing, but it was vaguely touched upon and only revealed in an interview.

To me though the worst part wasn't even the Cluster being an anticlimax, but fucking Malachite being an anticlimax. Such an awesome design that was hyped to hell... did nothing of importance. She shows up out of the blue, gets whipped, and that's it.

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>>11396674
I've always hated how little attention Amethyst gets. I'm happy she'll get another song, at least that's something

>>11396698
>have actual conversations that are relatable to the average human being
Show me when they had a conversation face to face without Steven as the middleman.

>>11396724
Can you sing at all?

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>>11396760
sub???

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I want deer centaur pearl to pound my ass with her cock, her huge balls slapping my ass over and over again

>>11396760
kys periredditor

>>11396761
Either way, it will likely be terrible.

>>11396763
Don't agree with the Jasper stuff at all honestly. I remember enjoying it a lot, and the Pink Diamond stuff makes sense if you think about the fact that way back in The Return she never called Yellow Diamond "My Diamond" or "Our Diamond".

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>>11396780
YASSSSSSSSSS

We need more gemtaur content.

>>11396773
>Hey Lapis, let's go make meepmorps
>Haha ok *snork*
Extremely relatable to the average human being.

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>>11396761
mixing these two together? how lewd

>>11396758
peridot and lapis are literal SOL character prototypes, that makes them infinitely better than any tryhard-edgy plus-sized lesbian on this show

>>11396774
I have the voice of a dying dog with laryngitis.

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>>11396777
you know, BDSM style

>>11396784
you what m8

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>>11391589
nah it's better if she agrees to become Steven's personal "Pearl" of her own free will

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>>11394067
>mfw I get it

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>>11396777
>Looks very adult, like Peridot should
Come on now

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After like a month without new stuff, I went to the local supermarket and spent 10 coins for these capsules.

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My brothers in sug i need help with school you all have come through for me a lot so i hope this is no big deal what are the answers to this page??

I'm a phone-poster so sorry if its upside down

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>>11396627
Pearl spent too much time with the Rose thing, she needs to be more multi-faceted like the Sardonyx arc kinda did for her. Amethyst might just be finished in all honesty, outside of interacting with Jasper and getting more backstory I can't think of much more development she needs; besides Steven she's the most developed character on the show. Garnet is fucked.
And not so much abandoned the show as only caring about Steven and the lore at this point, it's a shame.

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>>11396763
Don't forget how Lapis was brought back only to have her not do shit against her arch nemesis.
Lapis only has a few character traits and hating Jasper was a big one.
>>11396651
I am fine with the friendship solution but the way it happened felt incredibly rushed.
Steven told them what love was and then it was over.
>>11396777
Both of those are horrible and look nothing like Peridot.

>>11396858
Where the fuck is Ranger Guy?

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WHY IS THIS SHIP SO GOOD?

I need these fucking episodes to air so I can end my misery once and for all

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>>11396859
This is easy baby shit and I'm not doing your homework.

>>11396891
two sociopaths cancelling out each others issues, i can take that

>>11396777
Both those Peridots look bad.

>>11396891
The bullshit rumour of the week is that there'll be a love triangle with her, Lars and Sadie.

>>11396777
where's this from?

>>11396903
Lars becoming a sociopath? Love to see that

>>11396777
Both are disgusting

>>11396875
11min episodes tend to have to get to the point pretty fast. It should've been a 22min thing, but the pacing was pretty tight and well directed at least.

We havent' seen the last of the cluster. That's for sure.

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2 Garnets, 3 Stevens, and surprisingly only one Lion.

>>11396882
I bet someone is hoarding the good stuff.

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everyone says amethyst is treated horribly by the writers, but i don't see how? her arc has clear roots early on ("tiger millionaire" and "coach steven"), a good amount of occasional focus episodes later on ("on the run", "reformed", "cry for help", "too far", etc), was finally directly focused on in late season 3, and then has had neat conclusion episodes ("that will be all", "tiger philanthropist"). it's probably the most well developed and shown arc thus far, even more so than pearl's. and it's still not over, since we know she's getting a song + those feelings are bound to resurface a bit whenever jasper returns.

pearl is #2, since she's had most of the same, but i feel like we're about to reach the point where her arc is directly focused on, and then season 6 will have those neat follow ups.

garnet...i'm one of the few that believes that ruby and sapphire development counts as garnet development, but even than she doesn't have an clear arc. she talks about fusion, but the general theme of "fusion" isn't as interesting as amethyst's feelings of inadequacy and misplacement, or pearl's mourning over rose. i hope steven eventually becoming the leader of the CGs provides something interesting for her - maybe she's scared for him, maybe she has some trouble not leading/being second in command again, maybe THAT makes her feel inadequate. in the end, it'll all come back to fusion, but as long as she has an actual goal to work towards for a few seasons, i'll be happy.

>>11396831
Sing for me babe, I believe in you
I sound like a 12-year-old boy, it can't be worse than that

>>11396777
I'll fuck right Peridot tbqh lads

>>11396904
peridot looks bad

>>11396954
Well put. Like I mentioned earlier in the thread, there's only so much character development one character can have. After that it's up to the writers to use them in an entertaining way that doesn't go back on said development. That's all I can ask for from on.

>>11396777
More Perithicc when?

>>11396954
her arc is a cleverly planned ironic twist on her physical habits

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>>11396376
>>11396460
Hope you like it

>>11396698
Lapis and Shitdot are the most retarded autists on the show, kill yourself lapidirt

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>>11395135

>>11397009
Emmy is cute! CUTE!

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>>11395242
The artist calls her Esme

>>11397009
Its going to be so disappointing seeing Emerald not being anything like the fantasy we've thought of.

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>>11396999
they have far more potential, when SU is dead CN could probably run a Teen Titans Go thing based on the two of them, except probably better

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>>11396698
>have actual conversations that are relatable to the average human being
1. They don't
2. They're not human beings