HG/Hunger Games Thread
Eric's hosting, so you might want to avoid this place for a bit
What kind of high school has it's own sauna? Why would they need a sauna in the first place?
>Watch OJ Simpson video thinking it's an hour long documentary
>Don't pay attention to how long it was and have Netflix on autoplay
>Turns out to be a drama series and it was only the first episode
>Realize 5 hours later that I'm too deep into it
>Can't stop watching it now
SHIT
>>11390629
>not watching twin peaks instead
>>11390640
>Twin Peaks
>Not Fashion Peaks
>>11390629
>still alive
Thanks for nothing Kim.
Resident Evil:
https://www.archiveofourown org/works/7794475/chapters/24597195
https://www.archiveofourown org/works/7794544
Recess:
http://archiveofourown org/works/7884013
Scooby Doo:
https://archiveofourown org/works/9908609
http://www.archiveofourown org/works/9908669 (Same story but futa)
Sonic the Sissyhog:
http://archiveofourown org/works/11798901
http://archiveofourown org/works/11778270
https://archiveofourown org/works/11923920
Hey Arnold:
>Rhonda needs money and has to work as a street walker to help her family out (Make sure to leave a review if you want to see a chapter 3.)
https://archiveofourown org/works/10190687
>Rhonda and her boytoy force Phoebe into a threesome
https://archiveofourown org/works/7838134
Mortal Kombat:
https://archiveofourown org/works/9800783 (Futa)
Weekenders:
https://archiveofourown org/works/9499943
King of the Hill:
http://www.archiveofourown org/works/9908747
Note: None of my stories feature niggers
>>11390564
>A flash of panic washes over Maxwell's face when the gun is pulled over him, but it is quickly replaced by anger. He bit his lip in vexation and tried to think of his next move.
Wait a second...you're villains! You're both just as rotten as my doppelganger!
>Maxwell didn't move to grab his notebook, instead waiting for their response. He didn't want to reveal his hand too early into the confrontation.
>>11390578
>Maxwell writes "DISCO BALL" inside of his notebook, summoning one to hang above their heads within the school hall. He sets the mood further by adding stage lights, smoke machines and a dance floor.
Time to dance, CatMan!
>>11390623
>Maxwell didn't know which part of Mokou's body was harder to get used to - the sheer power surging through her, or the fact that she was a girl.
I'M A GIRL!
>It was the fact that he was now a girl. Maxwell took his notebook from Mokou-Maxwell's hands and quickly wrote down "BODY SWITCHER GUN" inside, causing it to materalize into reality. He shoots it at himself, allowing him to get his old body back.
That memory will haunt me for the rest of my childhood.
The Best Girl in school is trying to be the Best Girl on the street corner is seems.
>>11390623
>Thier love letter was surprisingly sweet, though a lot of it had hidden euphemisms.
>>11390659
Hehee! Fortunately for you, we need to head over to the game. But if we find you again max~
We're going to play some duck hunt with a chicken!
>>11390662
I'm a baka.
>>11390662
...Who in their right mind would show that to a stranger?
>>11390634
>You're forgetting Chie. But I guess that's fair enough. Really, I just pick up characters from sources I like, body type be damned.
>I just have too fucking many avas to put on a single chart and am too dim to make a custom one.
>Sorry if I came off as hostile there.
>>11390623
I got your back, you can do it!
...What were we doing again?
Goddammit Maxwell, it's like you're trying to get my show canceled over here.
>>11390666
I'm scared and confused.
>>11390641
Hm...
>Kosaku stares closely into the gun, inspecting it thoroughly, paying no mind to the girl holding it in his face... until the gun suddenly disappears, no doubt being caused by 「Killer Queen」. "Glad that part's over with. Now I won't have to worry about dying." Despite this, he plays it off as if he didn't know it was going to happen.
My goodness! Did you see that? What happened to the gun you were holding? It just... disappeared! Without a trace!
>>11390689
>Thier last thoughts were "why is it called that?" as they collapsed to the ground
>>11390689
>>11390641
>Much to the twin's surprise, the Hero stands strong against their empty threats of lewd acts.
I...Am an adult! And naughty children, like yourselves, require proper punishment!
>Build shouts, just before being shot in the back by his senpai, Brave. After the cloud of smoke clears away, what remains of the once proud hero, is a perky schoolgirl.
T-This was not an experiment I was looking forward to engaging in...
>>11390701
Took you long enough to crumble
>>11390662
>Disguised as a ninja, Maxwell sneaks into the teacher's lounge. He presses his back up against the wall, making himself flat as possible to become extra stealthy. He spies a teacher sitting at a table, eating a box of donuts. The teacher's back is turned to Maxwell, allowing for him to take a stealthy approach.
>The teacher blinks, which is Maxwell's cue - he leaps out from the shadows and swipes the box of donuts. When the teacher opens his eyes again, Maxwell is already out of the room.
>>11390673
>With the coast clear Maxwell calmly pulls out his notebook and adds the adjective "BULLETPROOF" to himself, rendering him immune to gunfire. He gives off a smug, self-satisfied smile, looking forward to his next encounter with the twins.
Ha. Idiots.
>>11390689
>Overcome with a childish urge to muck around, Maxwell strips himself of his clothes and runs through the school naked.
>He also made himself invisible though, so the thrill isn't all there.
>>11390697
>The twins freak out as they gun vanishes out of thin air.
Huh? Where is it?!!
>>11390715
>Much to your surprise the fabled "Vampire twins" were mortal humans all along. They were just very messed up children.
Yeah, I should've warned you guys about the janitor, he get's real miffed if you try to use his mops for dirty purposes
>>11390689
>And more doodles advertising the Silver Guild she does add.
>>11390726
W-why is it always me that has this happen!?
>>11390726
MAXWELL
>>11390726
I don't think my young, prepubescent mind was ready for a high school environment.
I love the smell of dead people in the morning.
>>11390723
何?! Witchcraft! I had only wanted to see the gun, yet you had made it disappear! What are you hiding from me? Who are the cops and robbers in this game? Or is this merely a trick?!
>"It's a good thing they can't notice I'm sweating. It would end horrible for me if they noticed I was the one that did it."
Looks like the king is getting the royal treatment tonight, this place has at least three and a half stars to it's name!
>>11390726
You win some, you lose some, I suppose.
>>11390760
Can we stop with the fanfic stuff? Especially the incredibly disturbing fanfic stuff?
>>11390757
>The twins seem to have no knowledge of the stands or in fact anything even close to it as they mindlessly panic.
H-Hansel! Brother!! There's a witch?!!
We have to hunt her down and get our gun back sister!
>Hansel and gretel are now hunting a witch? What is this a cheap adaptation of the grim fairytales
Hi hunger games
>>11390723
The stench of death was definitely presence even to the end, but it looks like they were children.
>Mourning the dead doesn't affect anything so the Butler just sighs and waves the children off
>>11390726
Wasn't this the girl who?...*crack* Oh well.
>>11390760
Too young to attempt a kiss eh? your lost for this smooth skin.
>He points to his cheeks grinning.
>>11390784
go away
>>11390784
fuck you want
Ah, I remember my creepy stalker phase back in high school, can't believe she went and got me a restraining order and everything!
>>11390784
Hello~
>>11390786
>You hear thier voice as they soon recover
You can smell it too? You smell just like us.
>>11390782
Yes! Yes, you must hunt her down before she takes many more things from you! In fact, why don't we make a game out of it? The first person to find the gun gets a reward.
>Kosaku hides his grin, focusing on their panicking and the mention of a boy named "Hansel". "As in the fairy tale? I don't remember reading that at all. Who are these children? Wait, I have an idea..."
If we don't hurry, she may eat you both alive!
>>11390760
>She's as flat as an anvil.
Are...are you okay? Do you need a pillow? You look uncomfortable.
>>11390784
Good morning!
>>11390799
You wanna call the police? But they're on MY side!
>Maxwell writes down "POLICE FORCE" inside of his notebook, summoning a bunch of policemen and policewomen inside of the school.
Seriously though, don't mess around.
>>11390789
>>11390789
s-stop being mean all the time
What the hell is a "Ragyo"? It sounds like an italian dessert.
>>11390807
Gretel. We're getting your gun back. I'll slice that witch in half!
Save some of her for me brother! You're too kind~
>To your shock, the twins kiss each other on the lips before remembering you're still around.
Oh! We'd love to play with you, but like you said, we need to kill that nasty witch! Come on brother, let's find her!
>The two start running off to get thier revenge
We'll claim that reward soon!
>>11390819
>The twins hug her
Don't cry.
>>11390819
No!
>Bullies into the dirt
Come on internet, stay with me.
Would it be opposed if I tried to make a Pokemon code?
>>11390801
God damn it.
>Walters eyes sharply look back toward the voices.
So you weren't just as simple as that right? I'm just simply a "god of death" Of course I reek of it but you two smell just as bad, I can only imagine what could of happened to you children.
>>11390855
Nobody's gonna oppose you making a code unless it's lewd stuff, then some might.
>>11390844
>"Incest? What in the name of...?" Shocked by the two of them kissing, Kosaku only snaps back to reality when they both run off. "I have time to worry about the moral ethics of what just happened later. Besides, they'll be angry when they realize it was me that destroyed it."
Goodbye...? Even by my standards, that was totally bizarre. The thought of two siblings doing that to each other unnerves me... I need to relieve my frustrations in the next game.
Best at being a girl, worst at being Michael Phelps.
>>11390855
Everything is opposed here, just do it if you want to bro.
>>11390861
>The two snuggle up to him
Our life was much like these games. We had to kill all the other children they kept sending us. And other stuff that would be seen as "lewd" to the people here. Day in, day out.
>>11390877
Stop smacking my ass!
Hey look! It's the feast, that I PREPARED. You're welcome!
>>11390897
STOP TOUCHING MY BUTT!!!!!!!
I'm starting to get a little tired drunk, so I'm just gonna speed this up a little okay? Cool.
These twins are p lewd
>>11390882
>An audible groan can be heard.
I don't want or need people snuggling up to me just because of my smell, I'm no Big Brother. Your history sounds more like a children battle ground, I'm sure you two are the only ones left out of the excursion or else I might have to dispatch this distasteful establishment.
Okay so apparently I lied about the whole going faster part. Thanks internet, I can always rely on you to blame for my own incompetence.
>>11390915
Are we now?
>>11390925
No need, we dispatched them a long time ago. The place was covered in the scent of blood, sweat and tears already. We just gave it one last coat of paint
>>11390935
Y-Yes
What the hell am I reading?
>>11390944
Apparently I'm not reading the "Choose File" button.
>>11390950
Going to swipe this win.
>>11390939
Are you getting nervous? Or just excited?
>>11390935
Very cute. At least you have some sense of justification for murder not by much little ones.
>>11390964
As the little Mexican girl says, "why not both?"
Skipped some peace, like, a lot of peace, but finally we found ourselves down to the final three! WOAH.
>>11390983
Damn brave, you were supposed to be a stronger man than I.
>>11390983
I've been working out just for this moment.
>>11390979
Want to play with us in that janitor's room. We can play doctor~
>>11390978
The little ones, they died too. We call upon an angel for all we see. Kill or be killed, that's the way life is.
Goddamn, another uneventful event!
>>11391012
Only if I get to be the doctor first.
>>11391013
That fox is gonna kill me watch....
>>11391019
Well........
>>11391019
It's okay, I believe in you, Brave!
>>11391024
You'll never win now!
>>11391024
There is nothing I cannot cut.
>>11391019
>>11391024
I... I did not see that coming.
>>11391012
No wonder you wondered into this place, Survival of the fittest is a better phrase I think.
>>11391024
Looks like someone couldn't handle the circumstance, so sad.
Normally I would try to make a big thing out of the whole "you won, woo" thing, but I'm just way too tired tonight.
Show of hands who wants to fuck his cousin?
>>11391044
I am KING
>>11391046
All of my cousins are dude bro's except for the that one from a few months ago. So none.
>>11391041
That can work too.
>>11391015
>The two giggle to each other as they go into the closet.
Sure~ Come in!
Look at all that peace
>>11391059
>The unassuming man follows behind the twins, stepping into the pitch-black closet, with the door immediately shutting behind them.
>>11391054
thanks for hosting.
>>11391059
You two are get a bit too excited for no reason, I'm slowing down so I need to relax, I'll be keeping an eye around to keep you guys in check.
>>11391070
>This happens to you
>>11391095
>is ded
>>11391100
not nailed :^)
Should I ditch Swiper for a Pokemon??
>>11391105
I JUST WANTED SOME HOT TWIN ACTION, AND I DIED TRYING.
THE COURAGE TO SEEK KINKY SEX!
>>11391115
Like who?
>>11391139
PIKACHU
>>11391115
play a theiving Braixen
>>11391161
Sexy*
>>11391161
Wow it looks good
I did it
>>11391131
>>11391100
>Kissus your corpse
>Trust me, you wouldent want it.
>>11391239
I look dope as fuck my man.
>>11391258
No problemo.
Well, we went from 100 to zero pretty damn quickly.
>Can't use the Overseer font in the simulator
God dammit.
GET FUNKY
GET FUNKY
GET FUNKY
YO HUSTLE, HUSTLE
No code games first 24
>>11391364
>Overseer font? Like, Fallout Overseer?
>>11391390
Sleepy Rika
>>11391390
JOIN ME SPIDAH MAN!
>>11391390
Nazeebo
>>11391364
Strange font selection for a game.
>>11391390
Owner of a lonely heart
>>11391390
Hata No Kokoro
>>11391390
Arthur Appname
>>11391405
Yeah, it's like the fallout font and I was going to use it but apparently the simulator just doesn't like it.
>>11391427
Wait fuck how did you do that.
>>11391442
You???
Don't make me get autistic over this shit
>>11391436
Much better than a owner of a broken heart
>>11391390
Hulk Coke-can
>>11391390
Mari Makinami Illustrious
>>11391450
>Damn, that sucks. Maybe ask Aikawa about the finer details of something like that?
>>11391390
Dr. Jackal
>>11391390
Johanna
>>11391390
Doppelganger Arle
>>11391470
I mean, there is the possibility that I just an idiot and I'm completely missing something here.
10 more
>>11391484
Wallace
>>11391484
Build
>>11391484
Crazy Frog
Shitpost King
>>11391484
Kosaku Kawajiri
>>11391484
Machi
>>11391484
Sami Zayn The Murderer
>>11391484
Sly Marbo
>>11391484
Gang Ryong
>>11391484
>>11391484
Es
>>11391484
Fujiwara no Mokou
>>11391518
>Whoops, forgot the name
Crendor
Swaps
>>11391530
>>11391494
>>11391518
>>11391523
>>11391530
I request a swap.
>>11391519
>>11391521
>>11391530
>>11391470
>That uh, that wasn't an entry
>>11391530
>where r my glasses
Oh shit dude
>>11391530
>>11391474
Ah, Johanna. It is good to see you again, friend.
>>11391530
Change my name all you want, sir, I will still create fine mobile phone applications the likes of which no man has ever seen.
>>11391560
I dont know what you mean
LEt's begin
please rp i need rp
>>11391586
>RP's you
>>11391482
>Well, good luck with it. It's a step further than I've tried with my games.
>>11391567
...Yeah, I'm just gonna go to bed. I'm not even interested in what the hell my copy does.
>>11391586
I would, but I am but a humble filler. Filler of phones, that is. I create fine mobile phone applications that serve a multitude of practical purposes.
But, seriously, in all honesty, I am just a picture of Robert E Lee that has been cropped a few times. I am no good at this Roleplay business.
>>11391604
Wow, I made it far haven't I?
kind of ironic isnt it
>>11391586
>doesn't rp
>>11391619
So close
Yet so far
>>11391619
Too easy.
>>11391635
Yeah, maybe I should've minored in explosives training.
>>11391643
ya ur fucking retarded
>>11391643
>You show up in the thread
>Suddenly YouTube videos from the source show up in my recommended tab
Dude what the heck.
>>11391648
You think I didn't know that? That's like saying salt causes high blood pressure, and Hilary Clinton fans after last Super Tuesday
>>11391660
Hey, I'm very prone to selling out, especially on threads like these
I want to punch Rika in the stomach
>>11391692
same
or any loli fro that matter
>>11391692
why
i like rika
asshole
fuck u
rika a cute
rika can bounce on my dick
rika can anything my dick
because
she
a
cute
fuck u
>>11391692
>>11391717
You're both terrible people.
>>11391692
I want to sodomize Rika while tugging her twintails
>>11391692
>>11391717
i agree with these men
>>11391692
>>11391717
>>11391727
C'mon, everyone needs to punch something sometime, heck I would punch them as well if I had the chance.
>>11391734
shut the fuck up
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wAbRX9sIxWs
DONT TOUCH MY RIK
>>11391741
Something tells me doing that is dangerous.
>>11391751
>touch
>>11391756
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>>11391756
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>>11391775
lol u fuk rtard
lol tard
lol
lol>>11391775
>>11391775
>>11391775
terd
>>11391775
nerb derd 97 cant rp for dick slime bitch
I want to knock Rika down to the ground and strip her naked, then get naked myself and turn her so she's laying on her stomach. I would then get on top of her and use my hand to press her face into the ground, where I would then poke the tip of my penis against her asshole to give her a scare. Depending on Rika's reaction to this, I would either poke her asshole again with my penis or position myself at the entrance of her pussy and thrust myself balls deep inside her with one motion. I would proceed to fuck her with great force and power, the smell of her tears and the sound of her cries would only empower me further. This would continue on for some time as my powerful thrusts would cause her pussy to bruise, until I would finally reach my climax and fill her womb with my glorious semen as she lays there as nothing more than a broken victim.
>>11391775
>>11391756
>>11391768
Didn't mean to give myself a (you) so here's some compensation.
>>11391768
>>11391768
>>11391768
>>11391768
>>11391778
>>11391789
>>11391796
>>11391800
And I'm feeling a bit generous, have some (you)'s as well, you may even be the same person and get thrice as much or even more.
>>11391803
how would you do that she has super speed and strength you'd get fucking killed
>>11391803
Nice
>>11391803
you wont do shit to my rika u piece of crendor shit
i will eat your fuking kid asshole eat my dick momo piece of ass
rika is my bae if you ever talk shit about rika i wont hesitate to kill you
>>11391803
Yeah same me too
>>11391803
Drop that shit back, Adachi/Wiggins.
>>11391803
fyxe or asgore or aikawa instead
Why does this place always get so weird at 6:00 am?
what the fuck
>>11391854
kys
>>11391848
Because Godjira
>>11391857
no u
>>11391860
stop anoning
>>11391868
only if u can guss who i am
>>11391872
Ichigo
>>11391881
noh
>>11391886
ok but where is Ichigo
>>11391886
Crendor.....?
minecraft dirt block
>>11391872
trap
yumou
kosaku
Fuck/Marry/Kill between Aussa, Rika and Fluorette
>>11391916
Do I have to pick one of each?
Fuck Rika, Marry Aussa, Kill Fluorette
>>11391916
Fuck the ever loving shit out of Rika.
Marry Aussa because I could fuck Aussa forever.
Kill Fluorette.
>>11391897
>me
wishing anyone would kill themself
I don't even tell Bolin to "kys".1
>yawns
"Morning... have none of you even slept yet?"
>>11391954
No we haven't Roxas
>>11391948
Sorry.
>>11391957
(Being the only one to use quotes is a blessing when you forget your image)
>>11391948
you were used as filler cutie yumou
>>11391916
Kill Rika, Marry Aussa, Fuck Fluorette
>>11391916
Marry Fluorette
Kill Aussa
Fuck Rika
>>11391848
Thanks for hosting by the way. Fell asleep.
>>11391957
"Weird, Xigbar yelled at me last time I didn't sleep on a normal schedule, said I couldn't be tired for missions."
>He pours himself a bowl of cereal, looking put over the arenas
"He was right, I couldn't focus that day. Almost got myself killed."
>>11391958
It's all good.
>>11391976
When? Lewd Youmu does not count! That imposter isn't even worth slashing in two!
>>11392033
You. Kid. You do know how things work here, don't you? To stay without being killed, you have to bring an offering to the strongest monster every so often. Why haven't I gotten yours, yet? Hand over the rest of that cereal and milk, and I'll consider sparing you. Just because I'm wounded doesn't mean you get to skimp on offerings like you're safe.
Roll and ask a question and The Great Edd-dini will answer with 100% Accuracy!*
1-Yeah!
2-No way, chump.
3-How the heck should I know?
4-Answer unclear, pay 25 cents and ask again.
5-Don't count on it, bub.
6-It's best left unanswered.
7-What kind of question is that? Weirdo.
8-Absolutely never in a bajillion years.
9-Go outside and do something man.
0-Buttered Toast
Dubs gets a jawbreaker**
*Some restrictions may apply, must pay a hidden fee of 25 cents.
**It's just a bowling ball covered in paint
>>11392048
what, i said you were cute, Leave it alone
>>11392062
Will I break the chains of destiny and become the strongest Hero to be known to man, and change how history is written?
I want to fuck ___________
>>11392062
will i die a virgin or will i get to fuck rika... or karen^
>>11392074
Suz
>>11392062
Am I going to get a ship?
>>11392062
Should I just go bed?
>>11392062
will you host
>>11392062
>>11392086
Aw shit ningen
>>11392062
will USPS ever find my fucking mail
>>11392074
off
>>11392074
>>11392087
Well I didn't think it was a very weird question...
>>11392020
Ah, it's nothing.
>>11392062
Am I going to get a good night's sleep tonight?
>>11392062
Is Shrek love and life?
>>11392097
>7 again
okay stop I get it
>>11392102
Holy shit how did it know?
>>11392058
"You aren't the strongest. I haven't seen you win an arena yet. Get your own."
>He finishes his cheerios and washes out the bowl.
"I was already done anyway."
world's hardest task: finish sonic unleashed for the wii
>>11392116
Hah.. Then it looks like I'll have to teach you a lesson, won't I..?
>Garou takes a single, threatening step towards the boy, but immediately falls to one knee and coughs up a mouthful of blood, clutching at the side of his stomach. He digs his fingers into the ground, audibly struggling through the pain to stand back up to his feet again. Through the blood bubbling in his throat and even brimming at the edge of his nose, he yells.
Fight me! I'll teach you who's.. Top dog around here!
>>11392062
Is today my birthday?
>>11392152
happy not your birthday, chump
how can i rp like mosuka?
>>11392062
Matoi
>>11392158
Pretty inaccurate oracle desu.
Thanks though.
>>11392163
>
>>11392160
like who
>>11392176
Mosuka.
>>11392183
WHO?
>>11392193
MOSUKA
>>11392200
WHO THE FUCK IS MOSUKA
>>11392209
wtf how do you not know mosuka
>>11392150
"I don't fight crippled humans, waste of time. Unless you want to reveal you're a Heartless?"
>He leans against a window, keeping his hood down.
"Wounded humans are like animals, or Saix. They lash out at everything around them and then they die because they tried to hurt the people that could have helped."
>>11392213
:b:unno
>>11392223
My bad i meant Asuka
>>11392216
>His legs wobbly, he manages to stand back up entirely. Blood drips from his face onto the floor as he raises his hand to point towards the boy.
Of course I'm heartless. I'm a monster, that's the definition of what we are! And as a monster, it's my job to hunt people like you who step into our territory! Now come at me and die already!
>>11392230
who
Loving the turn we've taken here.
>>11392240
stop fucking with me
>>11392255
why
>>11392257
Because I don't like it??? why else???
>>11392265
idk
>>11392236
"...You aren't a Heartless, you might become one with that attitude though."
>He looks out at the arena that circle around their strange in-between land, including a new one under construction that almost looks like a mishmash of worlds Roxas has visited before.
"Tell you what, stay alive until that one is done, we'll have a real duel there... and since I don't trust you to make it on your own..."
>He looks over, offering a hand glowing with warm green light.
"It won't be perfect, I'm out of practice, but I can keep you alive for a little while longer."
Good Morning.
>>11392279
ASL?
>>11392292
the ice bucket challenge yes
>>11392296
wtf
>>11392304
oh sorry that was for AIDS my bad
>>11392315
shut up
>>11392282
>Garou's eyes widen slightly at the offer, but he quickly drops his head into a smile.
Ahhh, I get it. Jeez. You heroes and your mercy.. It's so lame, you know? How does anybody root for that? Keeping everybody alive causes more problems than it solves. It's cheesy and unrealistic. I just can't agree with that.
>He spits another mouthful of blood to the side and forces his legs forward another step.
But I also can't let myself die. If you can heal me, kid, I'll consider it your offering and let you go free for now. This is a once in a lifetime offer from a monster in the flesh.
Maybe I can finally free from hg due to college
>>11392331
its been two years and i still find time for hg
L33T
minecraft dirt block
>>11392365
its a meme u dip
>>11392323
"No, I'm no hero, can't be one. I just don't want to have a fight with a broken man, it feels worse than normal fights."
>He nods, throwing his hand into the air, the green light arcing over his head to the "monster"
"Heal!"
>His magic isn't perfect, but it raises your health up to 30%
>He lowers his hand, tucking it into his pocket
"If you die now, it's on you."
i liek chocolate milk
Post your discord direct messages tab and guess the avatar.
>>11392369
>Garou looks down at his hands, and then to the previously gashed-open wounds on his chest and arms. Both had been healed noticeably, and although he still found it hard to breathe through bruised and cracked ribs, he was definitely out of the danger zone. Thank god, he thought. He would have died at any second. The only reason he was even taunting the boy to come at him was because his legs refused to move on their own. He looks back up, confidently balling one of his hands into a fist.
You know, even at this level of strength, any fight we have wouldn't be a duel, it would be an execution. Still, though, it seems whatever you did worked, so I'll let you off with just a warning this time. Maybe now you won't find yourself stumbling into territory that doesn't belong to you. Remember this; this arena belongs to the monster Garou. Don't mistake my mercy for weakness.
>>11392403
the only person that talks to me is GOGO
>>11392410
Noone talks to me anymore because I'm an awkward faggot
>>11392403
>>11392408
"I can't do any more today, out of MP, and my Light can't heal people. I guess that'll be my "offering" tomorrow."
>He looks out again, looking at the newest arena, it seems to be in two parts, like some of the others he'd seen
>The first it just a standard arena, but made with parts of worlds Roxas recognized
>Above it though, three platforms, each made of different material, glowing in white, black, and grey respectively
>Between them all...
>Roxas' jaw drops
"Kingdom Hearts..."
>>11392403
>Furiously erases non-HG people
>>11392448
Asgore?
>>11392435
That's fine. I got these wounds fighting a creature from Hell itself, you know. It's not like I get hurt all too often, so don't count on seeing me like that again.
>Garou begins peeling off his old, crusty bandages, seeing no further need for them. In the process, he walks over to the kid and waves one of his hands in front of his face. The hero hunter snaps a few times.
Hey, earth to kid. You're spacing out and talking nonsense. What's this about a kingdom? It's my job as a monster to make myself known to those things, that's how it goes. Spit it out, quick, I've got fair maidens to kidnap, or something.
>>11392455
not close
>>11392437
Crust?
>>11392448
Yuno?
>>11392448
Yosuke
>>11392462
desu I have no idea. Asgore's just always around. It was worth a shot.
For crossdressing how can i look cuter.
>>11392468
God damn it. Was it the Australians that gave it away?
>>11392468
Yup.
>>11392469
Do I look like I'm into ass musk to you? No I'm no yosuke.
>>11392471
Consume a lot of estrogen pills
>>11392475
>>11392479
Two for two~!
>>11392403
I forgot the password for my specific hg only discord.
>>11392471
exfoliate
>>11392482
aren't those prescription only??
>>11392492
I already look good.
>>11392403
>>11392485
You were on both of our lists. That's cheating, probably.
>>11392496
DMG/Beowulf
>>11392496
consume fat cocks DMG
>>11392501
>>11392502
LETS TAKE A RIDE ON THE AWOOO TRAIN
>>11392498
Probably.
>>11392508
I hate 4th wall breaks
>>11392403
>>11392520
Roxas
hanes or fruit of the loom
>>11392458
>He points, awestruck
"It's Kingdom Hearts! The place all Hearts go when their bodies can no longer hold them, it's where I can get a new one to fill the void inside me! Xemnas, my boss, he's been trying to recreate it for I don't even know how long, Xion must have collected enough Hearts for it to reform! But... it's out of reach... those platforms... would Xemnas really put obtaining it up to chance like this?"
>He frowns, gripping his hair
"It doesn't make sense, why is it here?!"
>>11392523
nope
>>11392498
>pets
>>11392533
someone I feel bad for then
>>11392526
fruit of the loom has cuter panties
>>11392509
I demand you put me back in the shadows.
>>11392538
>
>>11392538
>thirsts
>>11392523
(Missed this, nope, I don't have anyone from HG on my Discord, haven't given it out)
(Also just in case it isn't obvious, yes, I'm creating my own arena with a faction thing on top of it, figured doing it through RP was more fun than saying it outright)
>>11392541
don't
i don't even use discord regularly
>>11392543
You are so a pet. Twilight's.
>>11392532
E-Ehh.. Yeah, buddy, totally. I get what you're saying, hearts and bodies, and souls, and.. All that mumbo jumbo, that's amazing, good luck with that.
>>11392403
>>11392556
But I haven't lived with Twilight for years now, Anon.
>>11392520
Starbutt Erfly
>>11392562
>Years
Wait how long have you been here?
>>11392543
Waddya want me to do, kick you away or somethin'? I'm not gonna stop you if you wanna leave, I'm ready to go back to watching too.
>>11392562
That's kinda sad.
Peyton Westlake ava when?
>>11392562
I think he meant sunsets
>has arts degree
>is dino
>can crust a pizza
yum
yuno please host
>>11392565
Well, that's up for debate. I've been here on and off for over two years now. But at one point I was bigger, and I'd been away from Twilight for like twelve years.
>>11392568
She's a princess, Anon. She doesn't really need someone who dusts anymore. Besides, I can't dust a castle. I'm too short.
>>11392571
That's not accurate either, though.
>>11392567
I mean, you could do that.
>*rips a cock out of my ass*
ahhh
>Littlefinger
Love you yuno
>>11392579
Maybe later.
>>11392584
:3c
>>11392559
"Thanks, I guess. I'm shocked you don't understand the benefits of having access to the hearts of every person that's ever died, but thanks."
>He looks down
"But... why here? Why would... it doesn't make sense... unless this isn't the Kingdom Hearts that Xemnas made."
>>11392581
True, true.
>>11392581
>>11392597
Ruby?
>>11392603
Well that was fast.
>>11392609
You always use that filename format.
>>11392611
I use many filenames, that one is just the best one.
>>11392403
>>11392622
It's still an identifying characteristic.
I want to rub spikes twin dicks
>>11392587
>Kissu
>>11392632
Begone, thot.
>>11392629
I'm online though...
>>11392631
Yeah, that's true.
>>11392642
B-but i'm a bro
not a thot
it's just a manly straight dickrub between bros
>>11392646
Are you set to invisible?
I'm awake, give me (You)s onii-chan
>>11392658
nope
you have been communicating with a fake all along
>>11392659
>>11392659
....
>>11392653
Gonna have to turn you down on that one, friendo.
>>11392662
Looks real
>>11392683
that's a fake, I'm clearly online
>>11392682
C'mon
don't be a gaylord
hang out for some friendly bro handjobs
>>11392685
No Awawawa, you died years ago.
>falseflagging someone's discord account
Literally why
>>11392685
Have you blocked me or something?
>>11392687
No. My greatest lewd picture of all time doesn't get posted until 9/11.
>>11392403
>>11392545
Morning, boner.
>>11392697
i'll post it for you then
Post your waifus.
>>11392687
>>11392697
HAHA
BROJOB BROJOB
>>11392708
You don't have the grapes.
>>11392710
>waifus
>plural
no
>>11392710
what's a waifu?
>>11392677
Yukine
>>11392710
K.
>>11392717
yes daddy
>>11392688
I didn't!
>>11392695
Probably not, who are you?
And who is this? I don't wanna accept
>>11392710
Don't have any right now. Take my favourite Pokemon instead.
>>11392723
>tfw your favourite pokemon is also your waifu
>>11392710
>>11392710
"Waifu? What's that?"
>>11392710
>>11392732
email? What's that?
>>11392722
Can I ask you another dumb science question
>>11392722
I'm the person who spent half an hour complaining about how eventmanager was broken
>>11392710
>>11392403
Fuck iPhones and fuck Apple.
>>11392736
Worst girl
>>11392737
Apple? What's that?
>>11392745
Not sure who that is, but I usually delete people when they no longer need my help
because otherwise they just sit on my friendlist forever
>>11392741
Okay, but I'll brb
>>11392755
>>11392714
My grapes are right here
>>11392757
But I always need your help
>>11392752
Asgore
>>11392732
It's someone you love.
All of the discord caps are Asgore
>>11392769
All jokes aside, that is insanely close to the image.
>>11392710
Post your husbandos!
>>11392782
is it now?
now i know what to look for
to e621!
>>11392773
WAZUUUUUUP
>>11392803
why the fuck do you just increase the UID?
>>11392779
"Oh. I don't have one then. I can't feel love, not without a Heart."
>>11392796
It's not hard to find. There's not many 9/11 joke lewds out there.
>>11392801
You can do so much better.
>>11392811
phone powers
>>11392791
Gappy makes me happy
>>11392820
Oh it's a 9/11 joke lewd
that'll make it easier actually
I wasn't expecting it to be a joke lewd
>>11392832
>Husbandoing a new guy
Don't do that
>>11392811
I'm currently walking through campus.
>>11392836
This is me you're talking about. Of course it is.
>>11392820
>>11392836
it's this one isn't it
Host wen
>>11392846
What on earth did you search to find that?
>>11392791
N-no that's gay, daddy
>>11392846
i think it's time to delet HG
>>11392846
This is somehow cute
>>11392857
https://e621.net/post/index/1/spike_(MLP)%20plane%20rating:explicit
it really wasn't hard
>>11392815
Kill yourself
test
>>11392846
>squeanus
>ponut staddle
>>11392846
Cursed image. Delete.
>>11392846
Would sit on
>>11392872
https://squeanus.tumblr.com/
found the dumblr
>>11392710
Courtney is my wife
Courtney is my life
>>11392892
Courtney is my city
>>11392855
Someone will host eventually
>>11392890
I don't wanna go there.
>>11392757
-How are hydrogen bombs made and why is it so powerful compared to other nukes?
-How is water formed in a liquid state when hydrogen and oxygen are gases at room temperature?
-Why didn't scientist just bond a bunch of hydrogen with oxygen to create water? Won't it help niggers in africa?
We're all dying day by day anyway, I said.
He laughed. We're doing it a little bit faster than we should, he said.
I want to spike spike's spikes
>>11392846
I was busy writing up something about the Battle of Trafalgar, but, yes. That is my favourite lewd of all time.
>>11392912
You're all wrong. You dont need traps help. You need a chem book.
>>11392920
That one's just insulting.
SOMEONE FUCKING HOST
>>11392934
this porn comic is pretty hot desu https://e621.net/pool/show/1445
>>11392912
1. not sure
2. once different atoms bond they have different, their weight combining makes the molecule much heavier = needs more energy to move
3. Pure hydrogen and pure oxygen is fucking expensive
>>11392912
>-How are hydrogen bombs made and why is it so powerful compared to other nukes?
I don't really know much about that topic, check wikipedia
>-How is water formed in a liquid state when hydrogen and oxygen are gases at room temperature?
well new materials have new properties.
If you mean how can something be liquid that is normally a gas at that temperature, then that's because of pressure. The amount of pressure changes at which temperature they change their state.
>-Why didn't scientist just bond a bunch of hydrogen with oxygen to create water? Won't it help niggers in africa?
cost is not feasible
>>11392948
Esl?
>>11392941
Why not you?
I want to hear neos moans
>>11392959
yes, why
>>11392941
okay give me 5 minutes
>Kamina
>>11392943
Please don't remind me of that artist's existence. I don't want to remember that artist's existence.
>>11392912
>caring about niggers in africa
>>11392972
Remember the Emu war.
>>11392977
Remember the Alamo Elmo.
Post the funniest video you can think of
>>11392972
I-i like that artist though
[spoiler]I watch them on inkbunny because that's the only place i know they post stuff :([/spoiler]
>>11392958
I have another question.
Do you play Aikawa because you relate to him or is it because you want to be more like him? That character fits you in look alfeady.
>>11392984
https://youtu.be/MqM9Bc9E-B8
this is what currently came to mind
>>11392984
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yLPcqnQXk9w
>>11392984
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VWoADHUY6Fc
>>11392839
But why not
>>11393020
Because he might be shit, it's too early to tell.
>>11392997
I don't remember, filename related. At this point it's just a habit.
I think I originally just picked him up because he had good reaction images.
>>11392948
>>11392958
thanks for the answers, also I just found out that hydrogen is very hard to find in the elemental form
>>11392974
that's not the point tho
>>11392977
P-Please, no.
>>11392988
Well, to each his own. If you like them, you like them. I just personally can't get over how Barney-esque everything they make is. They also seem a little... iffy.
>>11393033
Yeeeah their style is a bit of a hit or miss
but i generally like it most of the time
>>11393033
"Emu war? What's an Emu?"
>Roxas needs to get out more, the worlds he's been to don't have emus
>>11393028
What made you read a trap manga in the first place?
>>11393033
A little yiffy?
>>11393031
yeah it's so fucking light and flammable as hell
How do you guys feel about <my character> hating xxxx because of something unrelated to HG that may or may not have happened in their source?
>>11392710
>>11392984
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W6tOvCqoNuQ
>>11393055
What the fuck is this question
"How do you feel about someone hating something"
I don't fucking know
>>11392969
Well, what's taking you so long? Are you going to host or not Kamina?
>>11393055
Isn't that how relationship works? Sometimes you get mad at people?
>>11393042
Glad you can enjoy it, friendo.
>>11393043
A creature of pure hate, destruction, and feathers. I'd explain more, but I'm about to leave and pass out.
Beware the Emus. They fear no man.
>>11393045
Stop that.
Goodnight, HG.
>>11393055
Seems fine.
>>11393078
I didn't want a picture anyway.
>>11393078
"Sounds like a Heartless in the form of a bird, I'll watch out for them."
>>11393078
Sleep well.
>>11393062
>NuQ
nope
>>11393069
Sorry, I fell asleep. Game's cancelled.
>>11393078
I think I know what an Emu is
Maybe
Kamina..........host..........or else.........
>>11393055
What do you mean? Like if you ava'd Goblin Slayer you would hate that one goblin ava Squid used to play because in the source goburins raped your sister? That seems fine.
>>11393094
>tucks you in
Goodnight, sweet prince.
Crustykins
pls host
Karmama, host
"When does the next arena begin? It's been a while..."
Did you guys know Tarzan was confirmed to be Ana and Elsa's younger brother
>>11393142
hey nufag, we don't make those kinds of posts round these parts............
>>11393142
Ask Yuno, the patron saint of hosting
>>11393151
but tarzan takes place around the 1900s ??????????????????????
Yuno host
>>11393151
Was Tarzan a virgin before he met Jane or did he pound gorillas ass before then
>>11393175
He definitely smashed that little gorilla's pussi daily
>>11393154
"Oh, I take it that simply makes the powers in charge of the arena take longer?"
>>11393161
"Who?"
>>11393111
Something like that, I guess. Strictly spoken it's headcanon but it could easily happen in their source. Thanks man.