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Take it from personal experience, that deck is an instant campaign derailer. Random card giveth, random card taketh away.
I see you're putting your sex appeal to good use after all this time
>>11387290
Hey, Lawful Evil can be kinda comfy.
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>>11387239
...I feel as if there's something important I forgot to do. No matter, if it's going to be a problem, I'll deal with it.
>>11387241
(Maxwell, Lord of Creation)
O-Oh, yes. I'd be glad to have something to drink after that... And you shouldn't be out in a tavern. You should go back to your family.
>>11387251
(Fox Daemon)
My map? I haven't had one to begin with. At least, not one of this area.
>She seems to be slightly leery of the creature.
>>11387290
(Aspiring Artist?)
Flat...? Oh!
>She becomes a little red in the face due to an embarrassing error made on her part.
I'm terribly sorry, ma'am! I didn't mean any disrespect to you.
>>11387320
...Did I get weaker?
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>>11387320
That was the lowest of the low, but hey, it was your idea.
Now cover that sorry thing and never do this again.
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I don't feel like searching for proper medieval party music right now, so just have what I'm listening to as I host this instead https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F9hagVL-__c
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>>11387356
I-I'm not a common peasant... you have no idea about fashion, that's all.
I don't need you, I'll get my own castle!
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>>11387356
Thank you for the offer, Your Majesty. But I'm afraid I must decline the offer. I'm not particularly hungry at the moment.
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Congrats Bobby! You just won a free trip to the horrifying limbo between life - a hellish existence devoid of life, feeling, or really much meaning.
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>>11387340
I can show to grandmas house if you lost your way.
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>>11387320
>Maxwell kicks the pile of gems at his feet, not really interested in them. Currency had little value to a child with complete control over reality.
I'll just leave them here for some lucky guy to find.
>>11387290
Yeah, you can say that again. I took a sip of my Dad's beer when he wasn't looking once and had to spit it out, it was waaaaaaaaaay too bitter. Lemonade is better.
>>11387340
My family's an entire multiverse away, lady. Walking that far would be really annoying.
>Maxwell takes out his pencil and notebook, looking up at the lady and ready to write.
Anything in particular you want?
>>11387356
>>11387376
Yeah, you heard her! We'll get our own castle and it'll be way cooler than yours!
>Being true to his word, Maxwell immediately begins to scribble something down within his notebook. After a couple of seconds of writing, a castle large enough to house a family of giants appears next to the castle they had been denied entry from. Max's castle dwarfed the other, and was made of 24k carrot gold.
See?
>>11387393
>She never stood a chance, especially when Maxwell altered the crossbow bolt's adjective to be an "ELEANOR-SEEKING BOLT."
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>>11387356
Well, looks like we are gonna need a new official artist.
Oh wait, looks like we already found one.
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>>11387397
My what big teeth you have!
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Class weapon restrictions are bullshit. Sometimes, as a warrior, you just need to jam a stick into your enemy's eye for maximum damage
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>>11387412
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vrTvCqPtxao
HOW MANY FUCKING LIONS WILL YOU KILL TO ACHIEVE YOUR GOALS?
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>>11387434
>Feeling uncomfortable, Maxwell scoots away from the girl. When she scoots closer towards him, Maxwell decides he's had enough and summons a pair of wings to fly away from the creep.
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>>11387393
>She falls, unaware of who attacked her as she was talking to boy. When she is revived, she's understandably frustrated at her carelessness.
>>11387397
Grandma's house? You must have mistaken me for someone else. My grandmother doesn't live anywhere around here, and I'm not really lost in the first place. But thank you for the offer.
>>11387412
I'd be just fine with a glass of water, thank you.
>She carefully observes the boy as he writes.
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I'm sure One For All (or was it All for One, I always get the two mixed up) comes real handy in a virtual and/or imaginary world full of giant monsters
Hopefully you got some sick transmog gear out of it
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>>11387484
It's One For All, All For One is it's nemesis.
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>>11387393
>Ueno relentlessly beats up the old witch who dares to stand in her way and receives the two skeletons
W-what is this?! EW!
>she promptly gets rid of them like useless junk
>>11387376
>>11387412
>she stares at the castle in disbelief, then quickly runs through the gate and declares it as hers, not making the connection with the small guy at all
>>11387434
I-is that...? A real unicorn? I-I've always wanted one!
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>>11387320
What a beautiful sight...time to paint that.
>>11387356
Yeah alright that two seconds of being evil was really creepyandIneverwannadothatagain.
>>11387340
Sheesh! I could sue you for harassment or something!
Naww, it's fine. Hey, least you're not calling me a boy like so many other peoples do.
...And yes, yes I do have an ID to prove it.
>>11387412
You think that's bad, try sake. Or like...vodka. I regret ever trying any'a that stuff for inspiration.
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>>11387471
Let's make babies. You can hold one.
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>>11387496
>holds you
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>>11387501
Go away ghost anon
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>an ominous sounding "whoop whoop" can almost be heard echoing in the wind
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>>11387512
Swiper, no resisting!
Swiper, no resisting!
Swiper, no resisting!
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>>11387525
Go away!!!!!
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>>11387532
>hugs the fox instead
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>>11387484
Finally! I get to fight the dragon on my own! No more being an assistant to some girl, this dragon is mine!
>Johnny chrages wildly at the dragon with his brand new shotgun, but misses his shot and is instantly fireballed
Okay, I guess I can go back to being a platform now.
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As a guitarist, he's probably used to holding heavy weights, like a lance, with one hand.
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>>11387492
Does it really happen so often...? And I can't apologize enough, and know that though I might have have mistaken you for a child, I wouldn't be so ignorant as to mistake you for a boy, ma'am.
>She takes a bow.
>>11387496
>Eleanor looks at the creature with a surprised expression, then slowly turns and walks away before the situation gets more awkward.
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>>11387539
I'm uncomfortable
>>11387559
Help.
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>>11387547
Jesus, Maxwell.
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>>11387547
Hey look. Another tournament Deku didn't win.
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>>11387455
As many as it takes.
>>11387471
That's boring, but if it's what you want...
>Maxwell writes "BORING OLD PLAIN GLASS O' WATER" in his notebook, summoning exactly that into his hand. He carefully passes the glass to the girl, making sure not to spill any.
Here. It's nearly overflowing, so be careful with it.
>>11387484
Hey Skeleton Head, get out of the way! This is a job for a hero!
>Maxwell was more than capable of dealing with the golem without Elias' intervention, summoning a "LASER SWORD" to effortlessly chop off its limbs with.
Told ya.
>>11387491
Hey!
>The girl pushes past Maxwell in her rush to get inside of the golden castle, almost knocking him to the floor. He gets a little angry when she declares the castle for her own, and decides to teach her a lesson by changing it from a "GOLD CASTLE" to a "MUD CASTLE." Everything around her immediately turns into mud - the walls, the floors, the furniture - everything. It was like something out of a horror flick as the messy brown slosh dripped down from the ceiling and ran down the walls.
>>11387492
Never heard of sake before, but I'll take your word for it. Getting drunk makes you dumber anyway, and if I wanna perform at my best I've gotta be alert and aware. Always watching, calculating...just like Batman.
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Class: Reality Warper
BAB: whatever it wants
Hit Dice: [infinity sign]
Weapon proficiency: notebook, can kind of flail around with any other type of weapon though.
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>>11387562
This rp really makes me worry about what kind of mental illness the person behind the keyboard has.
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>>11387547
>>11387565
What? I just wanted her to show me the tree people.
>>11387579
Wait, give me a sec.
>Maxwell opens up his object editor and tinkers around with his stats, changing his class from "CASTER" to "CASTER WARRIOR BARBARIAN SMITH ASSASSIN RANGER STRIDER GRAPPLER WRESTLER BATMAN." He then bends down to pick up the sword, having no trouble wielding it now. Thinking it needs a bit of an upgrade, he changes it into a "FLAMING SWORD."
Now that's cool.
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>11387562
>The daemon's meek plea for help falls on deaf ears.
>>11387571
>Eleanor takes the materialized cup of water from Maxwell's hands and drinks it. To her surprise, it tastes exactly like a boring old plain glass o' water.
...Amazing. Just what is that notebook you have? Can you just... Write what you want in it and have it appear out of thin air?
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I guess an undead like him would probably have some degree over pestilence-based skills like that
Also, we're down to our FINAL FOUR
WILL THE WINNER BE:
>zombie man
>the Rightful Ruler of the Britons
OR
>a small child with a notebook
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>>11387606
Nothing is wrong with me. I'm Swiper.
>ahh
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>>11387621
>final four
Wew I forgot to change that
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>>11387628
Do you just have broken English or are you just really underage?
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>>11387611
It's my magic notebook. With it I can write anything I want and it comes to life! I can also change stuff around, but messing with that kind of stuff isn't very hero-like so I try and avoid it.
>To further demonstrate the power of his notebook, Maxwell summons a "PARTY HAT" for himself and Eleanor to wear. They just poof into reality, sitting neatly on their heads as if they had always been there.
Now it's a party!
>>11387621
I am become Death! Butt kicker of other tributes!
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>>11387641
I told you I'm Swiper! Nothing is wrong
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>>11387653
Is this Red or Crendor?
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See, the issue there is that his flesh is necrotic. You're still fresh prey.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y6iLXAT1YcY
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>>11387657
IT'S SWIPER.
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>>11387491
>>11387571
>she stops in her tracks as soon as she notices something is definitely wrong here
M-my castle! NO!
>not willing to take any risks, she sprints out of her castle, again knocking the little guy over on her way out
>>11387621
>she then runs as far as she can and rests on the shore of a nearby lake, where suddenly a sword comes flying out of nowhere and cuts a strand of her hair off
N-not again, NO! Something's chasing me!
>>11387660
>Ueno runs further away from the lake, when suddenly sprinting muscular beasts chase after her, rapidly closing in and ripping her apart
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Congratulations to the undead detective. May your rule blanket all the land in a thousand years of darkness.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WFhaRDTCtmg
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WFhaRDTCtmg
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WFhaRDTCtmg
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Guys, I'm taking the biggest shit right now.
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>>11387559
I'm kinda tall, I'm skinny, I'm as endowed as a cutting board, and I'm not again gettin' my hands dirty, of course I do! Kinda weird, though...
>She waves the gesture off.
Pshaw! Don't be like that. Formality's a pain in the butt, you know?
>>11387571
It's like, uh...wine, but made from rice. Can't really describe it, that night was uuuh...fuzzy.
>She blinks a few times. Nope, nothing clicking.
...Whozzat?
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>>11387669
I'm gonna bet Crendor.
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>>11387660
>The assassin had been sent by a Black Rider. They were sick of continually dying to the child and so they had to hire somebody to do their dirty work for them. It happened while Maxwell slept, so he couldn't defend himself by writing in his notebook. The death was painless, as Maxwell had made sure to add the adjective "UNFEELING" to himself before the game had begun.
>Respawning, Maxwell frantically searched his pockets for his notebook. Luckily it had respawned with him.
Phew!
>>11387684
Again, hey!
>Fuming, Maxwell gripped his pencil tightly and hastily jotted down "SUPER LONG LASSO" within his notebook and summoning it into reality. He waved it in the air before throwing it out at Ueno, hoping to be able to restrain her.
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>>11387690
Congrats! And thanks for hosting.
New game coming up in a second.
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>>11387707
Who is crendor. I'm Swiper.
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Zam
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>>11387690
Congratulations.
>>11387722
Thank you.
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>>11387690
My journey has been shorter than a shadow at zenith, but still, you have my gratitude for hosting this match, host.
Congratulations to sir Fulbright as well.
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>>11387722
Hey.
I 'preciate this.
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>makes that one popping noise that you can make with your finger and your mouth
Take it away, Wolfman
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You, you.
Give me, warm.
Give me, soft.
Give me, first 24.
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>>11387699
>It takes a moment for what Iro said to register in Maxwell's mind. "Does she...does she not know who Batman is?!"
>Maxwell's mouth goes agape and his eyes grow wide with shock. His reaction was akin to somebody being told their parents had died.
WHAT? You don't know Batman?! The Bat? Bman? Batbro? None of that rings any bells?
>>11387722
Thanks for the game. Kinda sucks that I went and got killed, but at least I still got my notebook.
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>>11387747
Mayor of Cantown
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>>11387649
>Eleanor reaches up and grabs the hat, staring at it as she contemplates the implications and effects an object like Maxwell's notebook would have on the world. A look of terror spreads across her face when she thinks about just what would happen if such a thing fell into the wrong hands.
>She thinks to herself in silence for some time.
>>11387699
Er.. Right then.
>She awkwardly shifts around, trying to figure out what to say next.
>>11387722
Congratulations to him.
Thank you for giving me the opportunity.
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>>11387747
Centorea
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>>11387747
The flash
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>>11387747
Overtyrant Greasus Goldtooth
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>>11387747
Eleanor Hume
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>>11387747
The Flash!
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>>11387747
Night Dog
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>>11387747
Steve Albini
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>>11387747
Radioactive Jesus
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>>11387747
Elias Ainsworth
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>>11387747
Swiper The FOX
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>>11387747
Revy
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>>11387747
The FLASH.
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>>11387747
Irotsuki
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>>11387747
Julia Douglas
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>>11387747
Clawdia
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>>11387747
The. Flash.
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>>11387708
>the SUPER LONG LASSO soars through the air, dissappearing behind a tree and going on for an unreal duration of time
>it then attaches to something 20 seconds later, but only reels Ueno's coprse in >>11387684
>looks like she got what she deserved
>>11387690
YOU! Just because of me... I saved you... I won this, it was all me...
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>>11387747
Hisami Touji
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>>11387747
The Blue Shell
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>I have to go for about an hour, if you're still around then I'd be more than willing to keep rping
>>11387755
Oh. I know that look. It's the "what if your notebook fell into the wrong hands" look, isn't it?Let me tell you that the only hands this notebook is ever gonna stay in his the right hands. It's magic, lady. And even if that did happen there's plenty of superheroes who could stop that from happening, and not to mention my doppelganger! He's got his own magic paper too!
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>>11387747
Bruce Wayne
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>>11387747
Agent 4
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>>11387747
Roxas
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>>11387747
Grandpa
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>>11387755
...Aw, heck. Lemme guess, not used to people? Or, uh...casuallyness?
>>11387751
Eeeeeeeeh...sounds kinda-sorta vaguely familiar. Seems more like a western thingy though, I don't pay too much attention to the stuff.
>>11387808
>Oop. Seeya.
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>>11387747
Lord Beerus
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Anybody up for an interesting read?
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LOOK WHAT BAG OF BONES PAPA BEOWULF DUG UP.
No one TO swap so get ready for it!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IMWTyxrBgRU
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>>11387885
>You are READY!
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>>11387808
T-There's more of these notebooks!? ...If you say that yours won't fall into the wrong hands, I suppose I'll take your word for it. For now, I think I'll be taking my leave for the night.
>See ya.
>>11387858
No, no. I think I'm just a bit of an uptight person by default is all. I'm sorry to cut this short, but I'll be taking my leave for the night as it's gotten quite late. Goodbye.
>>11387885
I do apologize for not being able to participate any longer, but I appreciate you hosting this match for everyone else. Have a good night.
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>>11387885
>The massively overweight ogre makes way into the arena by way of the legion of Gnoblars carrying him. He gestures some of them to step forward, presenting the host with a loaded treasure chest full of gold and gems.
So how much is it gonna cost for us to have an ... "understanding" over who's gonna win this little game? Name your price, I'm confi-, confo-, er, I know that I can match it.
You don't even need to use my title. Just call me Greasus Goldtooth.
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>>11387885
>fucks the 11th one on this list
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SWIPER GOT THAT GOOD SHIT.
I guess that Raven was in first place..
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>>11387940
>Oh, now this is some serious bullshit.
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>>11387940
>Clawdia shrugs, wondering at what she is looking at exactly, before walking away
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>>11387940
Swiper is cool.
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>>11387960
>pets behind your ears
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>>11387940
"A potion, fantastic."
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Is a forest the right place for a horse? I'm not informed on horses.
Hisami bites off more than he could chew.
I guess Agent 4 did some dark shit in a past life.
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>>11387981
You stupid pile of skeletons, you come out and fight me right now, get the hell out of that coffin you bag of bones and necromancy, I'm going to slap you across the face for making getting through my world impossible.
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>>11387885
Aww man, the one time I wanna be all...transparent.
>>11387922
Dagnabbit! Ah well, I was gonna maybe sketch you, too. Seeya, buddy.
>>11387940
...Oh. Oh.
I-. I messed up. Big time.
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>>11387967
Don't. That's GROSS.
I'M PIRATE SWIPER.
>arghhhhh
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>>11387981
>She stretches her claws, pushing them upwards as she embraces in the warm embrace of the rays of the sun
>>
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>>11387981
"...Why do I feel like Axel is laughing?"
>>
>>11388001
>continues
I think Pirate Swiper is cute!
>>
I knew I saw those bushes moving.
Yo, Clawdia, you can just cut open that dude and rest inside him. All the blood you can dream of!
>>11387991
How does it feeeeel anon? To be a bitch.
>>
>>11387872
yes please
>>
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>>11388023
>Sadly Clawdia was asleep when the man told her the great advice that would of benefitted her
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>>11388025
Be forewarned. Its definitely a tl;dr
>>
Elias chill. He was just a weeb.
Night dog fitting his character
Bruce, Swiper and Roxas showing how much of scrubs they are.
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>>11388023
Anon? Who are you calling Anon? You worthless bag of bones and death, I'm the Chosen Undead, come to rip your soul straight out of your boney ass and shove it into the lord vessel so I can go kill Gwyn and turn the sun off because your busted ass cycle doesn't even work, you giant waste of marrow and Undead
>>
>>11388061
anon
i don't actually know that much about politics and i don't really like /pol/ related things since it's always "muh niggers"
can you give me a general gist of what this image is saying so i don't get lost during it
>>
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>>11388076
I'm sorry what was that? More skeletons? Sure if you want them.
>>
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>>11388071
>The crab is now naked, no dress, no pants, no shoes, only a bow left, too bad that she isn't really resistant against cold weather
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>>11388071
"Why did I think fighting those without my keyblades was a good idea."
>Roxas sighs.
"Another day, another loss."
>>
>>11388094
Has nothing to do with politics. Its mainly a synopsis of the relationship between US military's JSOC branch and the CIA
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>>11388015
I'm not cute. PIRATES are not a cute. SO I AM A KING.
>bow to me
>>11388071
I died. I died. I died. I died.
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>>11388094
muh niggers
>>
>>11387810
but that's Matt Murdock
>>
>>11388112
ah i get it
one more thing tho: i am not american, and i don't know what a JSOC is
>>
Jesus is planning something... Radioactive.
THE CLAWS killing for blood AND sins.
>>
>>11388114
>bows down and kisses your royal foot
>>
>>11388126
The passage gives you background on JSOC. Who they are and why they exist.
>>
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>>11388129
>A plus to being naked is being able to feel the blood of her enemies on her bare body, as she claws the speedy man's chest up, embedding justice in his chest and taking out blood as payment
>>
>>11388140
Good anon.
>>
>>11388121
reeeeeEEEEEEEEE
>>11388149
shit man, my mistake
thanks, mate, i'll read the screencap now
>>
>>11388071
Heyheyheyheyhey! Waitaminute. Like, juuuust a minute. Hold that pose you were posing.
>>11388129
.......
>Irotsuki slowly pulls out a small eraser from her hoodie's pocket, and swipes at the air in front of her. The air in front of her is "erased", and she's drawn in to the gap which seals behind her, leaving the creepy old man all alone.
>>
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>>11388166
I am not flawless.
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What's with the rise in
furfag avas and why haven't you people done anything to diminish that rising population?
>>
Well Grandpa is an asshat.
You sure that wasn't the radiation Jesus?
Hisami found some common fruit. And it was as useful as it was in DaS2!
>>
>>11388180
I don't care, I just want any MLPfags to fuck off and kts.
>>
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>>11388184
>What isn't a plus to being naked is not having any protection to fire, the crab is burned to a crisp, probably would be served to a royal family if someone found the corpse
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>>11388180
>The rise of furfag avas
HG is a furry community
>>
Are you ready for some J-J-J-JOLLY COOPERATION?
The Flash wasn't fast enough. By fuck those bush people.
>>
>>11388180
Beats robots and androids. The less of those I face the better.
>>
I'm a fox not a furry.
>>
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>>11388180
>He thinks a children's cartoon character is a furfag ava
>He doesn't realize furfags run HG so it doesn't matter anyways
>>
>>11388237
WHY ARE YOU NAKED
>>
>>11388248
>furfags run HG
That has to be the stupidest thing I've heard all day
>>
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>>11388257
YOU GOT ME
>>
Centorea might of overreacted.
... Or not, the hand axe is pretty great.
>>
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>>11388180
>I already have a giant birdman.
>>11388268
AT LEAST THE VIEW FROM HERE IS STUNNING!
>>
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>>11388192
Why do you want me to kill the seniors?
>>
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>>11388268
I'm not going anywhere near a naked old man.
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>>11388265
You wouldn't know it from everyone sucking on Fyxes bloated titties everyday
>>
All that fuss over your weapon and you just give it away. Dumb horse.
The second truce from Beerus. He's going to win this thing with charm alone.
>>
>>11388301
How about a fox.
>>
>>11388248
is this the new newfags we run this place meme?
>>
>>11388265
>Hoshi is both a furfag and a brony
>>
Sure it booooring around here.
>>
order for me, pik 2
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>>11388329
Swiper no swiping, swiper no swiping, swiper nooo swiping.
>>
>>11388362
Chicken tendies two times
>>
>>11388362
General Tso Chicken and Sweet & Sour Pork
>>
>>11388362
Veggie Egg Roll and General Tso's
>>
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>>11388375
>awww man
>>
Still, uneventful
>>11388362
Honey garlic chicken and chiekn egg roll
>>
>>11388362
>Oriental grilled chicken
>Broccoli beef
Substitute one with pot stickers if available.
>>
>>11388390
do it anyway lol
>>
>>11388362
I second this guys choice.
>>11388382
>>
THEN SUDDENLY EVERYONE DIES.
Hey just like in the real Dark Souls.
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>>11388443
>>11388382
>white people
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>>11388439
I can't go back to jail.
>>
>>11388469
fuck the police yo
>>
YOU DEFEATED!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bpI-KeK-PQg
>>
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>>11388375
Let me get some of that dog ass.
>>
Placements
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>>11388498
>>11388509
>You congratulate the winner and thank the host.
Have a wonderful night, HG!
>>
Annnnd Summery.
Hope you all enjoyed, and goodnight wulfpack
>>
Goodnight thread.
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>>11388455
No worries there, humie. Everythin's gonna be fine.
>The ogre tyrant slams his massive club down, pulverizing the old man.
See, yer lookin' like a fine paste already!
>>11388498
Pleasure doin' business with you, Wolfman.
>The shockingly obese ogre gestures to one of his Gnoblars, who then proceeds to toss a few more gold coins the host's way.
Get yourself somethin' nice, yeah?
>>
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>>11388561
>>11388517
Sweet dreams!
>>11388509
Good work, mountain of grease and greed!
Thanks for this!
>>
>>11388463
Well at least I'm not using gifs of black people, I wouldn't want to be racist now would I?
>>
>>11388509
Thanks for hosting, furry.
>>
>>11388561
Don't wake up
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>>11388622
FINE. I ADMIT IT
I want to piledrive Fyxe
Call me a jobber, I don't fucking care.
I want to grab her by her tail and german suplex her.
I want to sell every punch she throws but I'd still be pinning her in the middle of the ring.
I want her to cut a promo on me, but I'll still say the bottom line because the wulf said so.
I want her to no sell my move in an attempt to shoot on me.
But guess what jabroni. I'm still the wildest there is, was and ever will be.
I want her to take a ride on the AWOO train.
>M MUH OMEGA VS OKADA IS THE BEST YOU CAN'T OUT WORK THEM.
but I wouldn't care, I'll run wild and blade and stare into hard cam until we go to break.
I want to lay the hurting down on her candy ass until I'm king of the ring, my legacy.
>ITSTIMEITSTIMEITSBEOWULFTIME
I would AWOO as i dive from the top rope, finishing her with a five star frog splash.
I would then sell the match to make sure it's a five star classic.
>FROM THE RING YOU WERE BORN, AND INTO THE RING YOU WILL RETURN
-Vinny Mac 1996
And as I stomp a mudhole in her, I'll walk it dry.
But then, a revelation would come upon me.
>Oh shit, that bitch no sold me.
And then I would retire as champ.
I want to piledrive Fyxe
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>>11388690
Why would you do that to Fyxe?
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>>11388690
I've always wanted a reason to post this
>>
>>11388690
Is it the full moon already?
>>
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>>11388690
"...Wow, I mean, she's cute and all, but wow. That was a LOT of euphamisms for sex."
>>
If you reply to this then you must kiss the poster below you
>>
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>>11388875
"What?"
>>
>>
>>11388875
Challenge accepted.
>>
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>>11388875
Please.
>>
>>11388875
as anon lol
>>
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>>11388902
>The crab girl walks towards the faceless man and suddenly kisses him on the lips
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>>11388875
>>
>>11388926
>kissu
lol what do i do now
>>
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>>11388901
>Compulsion makes him do it, and he doesn't know why
>He kisses the strange girl full on the lips.
"...Weird, I don't get the appeal of it."
>>
>>11388913
>kisses
>>11388926
>is kissed
and now you both have herpes.
>>
>>11388928
Why do you keep linking the /b/ threads?
>>
>>11388875
I'm ready to swipe a first kiss.
>>
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>>11388949
Bleed?
>>11388950
Yeah we should just find blood, that's much more appealing.
>>11388951
What's a herpes? Is it nice?
>>
Person who kisses me will get punched
>>
>>11388978
>wipes mouth
o shit lmao i'm bleeding from my mouth
wait did you cause that
>>
>>11388950
>is kissed by
You have herpes now as well.
>>11388978
No. It's an eternal curse.
>>
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>>11389019
I bit on the lips, isn't that what you do? Bite eachother on the lips?
>>
>>11389034
no what the fuck i'm going to get chased by the cops for that
>wipes mouth again
shit nigga this isn't good at all
>>
>>11389001
This character sucks you should drop them
>>
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>>11389073
>She looks confused at the man, not really understanding why a bleeding lip is so bad
Come on, it looks nice.
>>
>>11389073
we'll have to seal the wound
put this gunpowder on your lip
>>
>>11389123
i'm going to die from blood loss nigga this is not nice
>wipes mouth again
>>11389129
>puts gunpowder on lip
this tastes like ass
>>
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>>11389149
But I'll have so much blood to collect this way.
>>
>>11389149
alright, now we'll light the gunpowder, which will cauterize the wound
>holds a lighter near your lip
>>
>>11389180
>>11389192
>anon's face gets blown to pieces because his dumb ass put gunpowder on his lip
>>
>>11389223
That's not how gunpowder works. All it would do is burn extremely hot and very fast, cauterizing the wound. In a very painful way.
>>
>>11389223
>>11389265
its all explained in this video here
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zuanbNPgEBw
>>
http://www.springhole.net/writing/why-people-might-not-want-to-roleplay-with-you.htm
>>
>>11389265
>>11389288
>beyond the grave, anon facepalms at his stupidity and says this
it was just a prank, bro, i'm totes still alive
>>
>>11389082
Are you that desperate for a wife? There's dating sites anon.
>>
What do we call our shitty version?
>>
>>11389316
this is not me
>>
>>11389442
end it already
>>
>>11389460
It's so you, bro
>>
>>11389316
whoa there's so much shit
i'll just say i passed it all
>>
>>11389483
nah bro it turns out i'm good at rp
>>
>>11389533
Bro
Seriously
>>
>>11389560
bro
bro
look at me bro, i'm good at rp
>>
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I like the looks of this thread.
>>
So how can I improve my RP?
>>
Goddammit Zack you killed the thread
>>
nah we all went over to erp>>11389852
>>11389852
>>11389852
>>11389852
>>11389852
>>11389852
>>
Holy shit! Just host a fucking game already! Jesus fucking Christ! You faggots are worse than PAR combined with ERP and waifu threads! Fucking an hero yourselves and let the usefull cockfags run this shit!
>>
>>11389891
>cockfags
Scuzi?
>>
I want to fuck kurumi
>>
I want to fuck Shinobu
>>
>>11389955
araragi?
>>
I want to fuck
>>
>>11389965
Not quite
>>
I want Matoi
>>
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I want to fuck somebody
>>
i want 9's
>>
>>11389984
Here ya go
>>
>>11389988
shit
>>
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>>11389937
N-no... I'm not THAT gay... haha...
>>
>>11389992
CHECK
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>>11389992
Ohoho, you missed that one!
>>
>>11390007
FUUUU
>>
I summon ____
>>
Baka mitai
>>
>>11390022
A host. Any host. Even Aussa.
>>
>>11390022
you
>>
What if I DM Adachi and ask him to host?
>>
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>>11390022
The Hulkster
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>>11390028
kodomo na no ne
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20 points per kill, it's getting harder to hold on to a spot near the top of the list.
https://pastebin.com/5HQkq2s2
>>
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>>11390068
Fuck
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>>11390068
>50+
: s
>>
>Turns the lights off to see how lurkers react.
>>
>>11390093
>Falls asleep
>>
>>11390068
>Shitgrias, furfag and the squid faggot are in the top 10
Fuck this shit! Atleast the 2who cancer and it's cancer doll are in the bottom 10 where they belong.
>>
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>>11390093
Shit I can't see.
>>
>>11390068
>haven't moved an inch
Damn I wish I had time to enter games
>>
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>>11388690
That is a cartload of hogwash of you simply telling that you want to mate with her, caveman. What's stopping you?
>>
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>>11390093
>Flicks the lights back on
>>
>>11390115
Someone's jealous!
>>
>>11390093
What is this shit, I can't see jackfuck
>>
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>>11390127
No, I am as a matter of fact happy that a simpleton like him has found his true soulmate and I wish the best of luck to him.
>>
>>11390126
Kek
>>
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>>11390137
>Best of luck to him
I'm not letting my mutt anywhere near that animal fucker.
>>
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>The sounds of footsteps and a gun being loaded can be heard.
Can we play with them now sora mea? It IS dead hours after all.
Yes, brother. We will call an angel upon every one of the stragglers-
>Only for the two to be revealed as the lights are flicked back on.
They had a backup generator here?!
>>
>>11390148
Rude
>>
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Fine fine, I'll run a game for you guys since you're apparently that desperate, just give me a few minutes.
>>
>>11390181
Let's let this one live, his game will bring out the others.
But I wanted to play hide and seek with them sister!
>>
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First 25/36
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>>11390224
Hansel and Gretel
>>
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>>11390224
Syria
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>>11390224
Walter C Dornez
>>
>>11390224
Ignore that obvious botch please
>>
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>>11390224
Fuck you!
>entry
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>>11390224
Rance
>>
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>>11390224
Pratty
>>
>>11390224
Fujiwara no Mokou
>>
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>>11390224
King Swiper
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>>11390224
Best Girl
>>
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>>11390224
Gascoigne
>>
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>>11390224
Build
>>
>>11390224
Kosaku Kawajiri
>>
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>>11390224
Hata No Kokoro
>>
>>11390237
>kissu
>>
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>>11390224
Agent 4
>>
>>11390224
Sliver Queen
>>
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>>11390224
Maxwell
>>
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>>11390224
Kamen rider Brave
>>
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>>11390224
Kamen rider Necrophile
>>
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>>11390270
>Wiping the kiss from her cheek, Syria looks at the person with tired, confused eyes.
Yes, do you need anything?
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>>11390292
Is there a kamen rider Hitler?
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>>11390224
Ghost and the ghosties
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>>11390224
Youmu "Mokou slayer" Konpaku
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>>11390292
There they are. We were wondering where you hid. We were so worried we wouldent be able to play with any of you.
Now we all can, together.
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>>11390298
There's a nazi orginization called Shocker, desu
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>>11390310
What do you mean!!!???
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>>11390297
Technically, the first few riders have some nazi tech, or are at least derrived from their research.
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>>11390292
Kamen Rider+Havel when?
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>>11390224
Lord Beerus
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>>11390310
I'm not here to play with children... now shove off, your presence will only damper my skills.
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>>11390310
Play? C'mon, only the really young kids say "play." Kids our age should say "hang out" instead of play. Play is so childish.
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>>11390310
Why did you have to say it so ominously?
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>>11390310
Sorry but I don't play with kids! Come bsck when you're 18 and you can play with my "hyper weapon" all day long! Gahaha!
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>>11390310
>Kosaku pays no attention to the children's words, just nodding along to their words and saying what he thinks will appease them. "Ah, these children are nothing like Hayato. They seem much more reckless."
Yes, yes, we can play some tag later on. You two must have your parents worried sick. Please, your top priority should be finding them. Run along, now.
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>>11390340
All 4 inches of it?
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>>11390337
whoops my mouse cursor's in the image
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3 More
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>>11390352
What? Am I only less than half of it?
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>>11390363
Riven
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>>11390363
Mephiles
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>>11390363
Fujiwara no Fumokou
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>>11390310
I'm not here to babysit some disgusting spawn
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Internet is acting up tonight so the game might be a bit slower then usual.
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>>11390317
They are confused, sora mea.
We were thinking of playing manhunt with you. Or tag. Or maybe hide and seek. Or tin can alley.
But brother we need targets for tin can alley!
>They start giggling to themselves as the two think about it.
Want to help us out? We just want to play!
>>11390331
This one sounds like a jerk, fratele mau.
Yeah, jerks never last long! They always get beaten. Kicked. Dragged out. Left into the gutters!
>>11390340
Oh, you want "That" kind of play do you?
>The twins gaze at rance with a malicious smirk across thier faces.
You're just like the rest of them, pervert~
>>11390338
What's wrong, scared? Yeah heroes shoulden't be scared. Are you really a hero under that suit? Hehe, maybe we should slice it off sore mea, like cutting open a can!
>>11390351
We're not like the other children. We don't have any home or parents to go.
>>11390337
But we ARE children. Hang out with us then. Maybe we could do all the things adults do together, since you want it so much.
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>>11390409
I do. But not before you are grown up!
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>>11390407
Brother, look! The real game is about to begin!
>>11390425
Why wait when you can have it now? What's the matter? Are you scared of us?
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>>11390409
That's a shame. I have no one to get back to, either. Still, I cannot waste the time of two children who have much, much better things to do. Or do you need something from me? A game, you said?
>Looking at the children, he takes note of the silver hair and strange eye color. "What kind of children are these?"
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>>11390407
Oooooh... heavens below. Seems they're my allies. Hmph, I can make use of them as they'll make use of me.
>>11390409
Well, this 'jerk' will have to teach you a thing or too. Now, hush up and prepare yourself for battle.
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>>11390407
No matter how slow you go, the outcome remains the same: I'm gonna punch everyone out!
>>11390409
There you go, I just gave you a lesson from the school of cool. "Hanging out" is what all the cool kids say.
>Maxwell leans up against the wall, making sure to fold his hands so he can emphasise how cool and awesome he is.
Adult stuff? No way! They're all boring, except for superheroes. They're kinda cool, I guess...
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>>11390409
I'm just worried about having to get rough with a couple of kids, is all! And just because I use bottles to change, doesn't mean my suit opens with a refreshing "hiss" like opening a can of Coca-Cola®!
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>>11390407
Let's go already, the place is already stinking up.
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We're just going to get right into it then.
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>>11390462
What is this garbage? This story needs to be rewritten, I don't even get what that word's supposed to mean.
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>>11390444
Oh don't worry, we're ready. We were planning on killing you before this game. But now that everyone is here, we can have fun with all of them too!
>>11390448
Yeah, I bet it cracks open with a "splat!" as your head rolls on the floor!
>>11390445
We can show you adult stuff that is fun, real fun. Want to try it, or are you too scared to be a hero.
>>11390443
Yes mister, we're lonely, so very lonely. Please mister. Please play a game with us!
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>>11390441
No. I just don't fuck kids! It's not right!
>Watch RnG negate this...
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Don't trust them Swiper, they're just after all of that royal gold you have.
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>>11390488
What is this pool doing here...?
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>>11390476
I'd like to avoid hurting such cute kids, but you're really pushing me into a Grey area, y'know.
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>>11390462
I did no such thing! Aya is spreading lies again!
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>>11390476
Fine. I suppose I can play a game of... what was that game I heard on the playground... "Cops and Robbers"? Perhaps you want to play that? I suppose it's up to you, but it's only a suggestion.
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We're off to a slow start tonight, but don't worry it'll get more gruesome as time goes on, I guarantee it.
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alright mates
your ava can fuck one (1) person of their choosing (not you, your ava)
who do they pick and why
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>>11390476
Too scared to be a hero? I AM a hero! Scribblenaut Maxwell, Wielder of the Magic Notebook!
>Maxwell strikes a heroic pose, just like something out of a comic book. It was apparent that he had a certain fondness for them.
I'm also a Green Lantern. Anything you can come up with, I've got the courage to face it!
>>11390488
>He strikes the same pose as he's striking in pic related, ready to bust the bullies of the school and put them to justice.
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I'm pretty sure I'm going to get arrested for showing this.
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>>11390517
None because my avatar is essentially a puritan
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>>11390517
Dude, ew!
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>>11390462
Aaaah! WHAT'S THE BIG IDEA!? What'd I ever do to you!?
>>11390488
W-what's with the people here today??
>>11390517
>Nobody because Pratty has the sex drive of a comatose potato.
>>11390533
Alright...go, Sugar! You can do it!
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>>11390517
To quote a cool dude
"Too Obvious"
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>>11390533
Back massage!! Fit for a king!
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>>11390488
What?! That better be a girl!
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>>11390533
>Maxwell comes across a pillow with the image of a scantily-clad anime girl on it. His hormones flare up and curiosity gets the better of him, and he uses the pillow as kissing practice.
>He gives it one quick kiss and then immediately turns away, spitting out in disgust and wringing his tongue.
What came over me?! I kissed a pillow! Bleh...
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>>11390521
Anything?
>The girl pulls out a rifle aims it at Maxwell, the boy just laughing.
We would LOVE to test out your courage, Max.
>>11390506
Oh I love this game! We will be the cops!
>You spot that the toy rifle the girl holds is not a toy at all, but an actual BAR as she primes it.
Where we are from, robbers face the death penalty!
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>>11390545
So... You'll fuck Bolin? Ew...
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>>11390533
>>11390497
I've got a much better idea, "Rider"
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>>11390567
No it means he would fuck like Bolin
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>>11390547
My man.
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Oh, what a convenient excuse- er, perfect moment to tell you that this event whole event is sponsored by Hot-Pockets!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LEbCLrkpn0U
I'm not a sellout I swear.
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>>11390567
>No, I mean she's too fucking stupid to have sexual interest in anything
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>>11390578
Might wanna make a new thread
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>>11390581
but bolins a potato, dumb pratty
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>>11390547
You're lucky free speech exists, degenerate
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>>11390578
Don't touch my ass!
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give me (You)s so I can sleep well
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I'll be honest, I was rooting for that fuck you guy.
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>>11390517
yes
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>>11390581
Way to ruin the joke Accel!
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>>11390593
Plays with (You)
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>>11390564
>Although Kosaku figuratively jumps as he spots the difference, he calms himself and outstretches his hand. "I can get out of this easily. All I have to do is persuade them to pass it over."
Good thing this is all a game? Now, I'm not the best at identifying guns, but I've noticed that there is an error in the barrel of the gun. May I please see it?
>"Yes, I believe that is what they call the main part of the gun. My plan is foolproof."
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>>11390568
I'm lis-
W-Wait, wait...Now, let's not do drastic, here.
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>>11390598
stop looking at my shit
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>>11390587
>That changes literally nothing as a comatose person has no sex drive, nor does a potato.
>>11390600
>Boi it's 3 AM, I'm not them, and I have no sense of humor
>>11390578
"Buy...all...your arms and armor...at...the Silver Guild"...perfect!
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>>11390611
I thought you were, or is this an Aussa ava?
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>>11390620
I've always been Aussa, but can I ask what made you think it was him?
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>>11390624
For some reason I thought it was him. He had a fuck ton of avas on his chart and I don't expect you ro play a loli outside of gundam and 2who.
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>>11390604
>They keep on teasing you until you would likely freak out and run away, giggling to themselves
>>11390603
Sure!
>She aims it right inbetween his eyes so he can get a nice long view of the barrel.
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